It wasnt single bullet it was about 4 bullet Reason: bullets have like 0 cooldown and since its TAS its 100% smooth, he shot emeralds in 0.1 Second and aimed for each
In this storyline, Alessi turns everyone in the world into children. This includes Diavolo, who was born in '67. That means Diavolo likely dies due to the kind of guy Alessi is, and also because he would only be 21, meaning he'd be left at an age where he wouldnt be able to fend for himself. This is inherently canon.
_Okay, this really made me want to try out Alessi and in the span of 10 hours, he already is my favorite character in hftf. So munch fun._ *-What have you done?-*
There is just one question: If all the people in the world are children and children don't need money, why the hell would Alessi want it if it literally becomes worthless because nobody needs it?
This guy, with his odd design and equally odd stand, is pretty much my first ever exposure to Jojo, and thus an iconic character to me. When I first saw this game in an arcade, Alessi stood out far beyond everyone else except for maybe Iggy.
I like that every member of the SDC crew just takes one look at Alessi and immediately know he's a stand user _and_ a fucking weirdo edit: 3:56 ayo what the fuck--
How can I input as many inputs as he does cause I been watching a lot his videos related to HFTF and I just dont know how he does it am guessing auto fire but that's too complicated to mix all the buttons
Bill Gaytes It says TAS in the title. Alessi is being played by a robot. TAS stand for Tool Assisted Speedrun, which is basically a bot used for video games to make button inputs at insanely inhuman speeds, so the only way that you can do as many inputs as this bot is if you sell your soul to the devil to become a TAS program.
On this episode of TAS: DIO forgets to pay his rent
Nobody has replied yet lmao
I don't get it :/
You'll get your rent when you fix this damn door!
Give me rent
@@ryanm.8720 that some weak spider man shiz
_”Alessi Ruins the Economy”_
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And beats some children
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Yusd
Alessi : stock
*and later alessy wake up*
*next to Kars**
Without legs
And hands and glasses
*Kars then picks up a leg of his and starts playing a guitar solo with it*
But then realise he still a stone
weird man on watchlist murders group of friends
now back to the weather
*Insert joke about Weather Report's stand here*
is that a nightsvale reference?
4:39 solid strategy, joseph
I legit laughed bc of this bot.
BR
Don't laugh at joseph atleast he managed to land a super at air
The joestar secret teqnueqe
@@Beetroo3 Joseph:i Will use My legs
Alessi:how are You gonna use them?
Josephu:NIGERUNDAYOOOOO
I am becoming addicted to watching Jojo TAS playthroughs
@The Freeman P A W F I C K
Saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame
POWFECT
Same bro... Same.
ME TOO
14:13 *slides away*
How.The.FUCKU!!!
Chad Alessi.
Now I get it, it's chad-Michael Jackson- Alessi that uses moonwalk without the walk!!!
I'm freakin' genious.
How
*_Casualy leave area_*
15:10 thats not how that works alessi
but it makes perfect sense, doesnt it?
@@soopbooiwell.. kinda, but no need for that, he will wake up soon.
Alessi could have made tons of money another way by making older people who desired to be younger pay to have their wish fulfilled.
It would be a great attitude
I'd assume the transformation wouldn't be permanent.
He really broke the economy
He could cure Alzheimer’s as long as his de aging doesn’t go too far
Hitman shoots down Japanese teen in public in Egypt 3:45
I was about to say that. Absolutely perfect.
Actually Joseph isnt from United States?
Marcos Torres
What does that have to do with this?
@@conntoons_4848 logic I guess
Florida man:not bad kid
Kakyoin:Nobody can deflect emerald splash
Alessi with his pistol:...
Wait. Only a stand can hurt a stand.....
Hol up
@@laldawmasdsadsda1148 he also has the Emperor
@@matthewhamilton2913 smh emperor requiem
Hol Horse: ah yes, gun
I just love how alessy just taunts kakoyin by deflecting the emerald splash with a single bullet
It wasnt single bullet it was about 4 bullet
Reason: bullets have like 0 cooldown and since its TAS its 100% smooth, he shot emeralds in 0.1 Second and aimed for each
Imposible! No one can deflect my emerald splash!
How to kill immortal vampire
Step 1: Gun
Step 2
Babality
Step 3
Monies are yours
Step 2: Turn them into their younger selves.
Step 3: Take over the world.
Step 4: Turn everyone into kids.
Step 5: Take all the money.
@@annieisok92 Ah, yes, fool proof plan.
I’m ‘tis thy bringer of thy 69th like
I just cant get enough of this amazing glorious delicious wonderful sprite art
Ikr
2:40 Kakyoin: sees the Polnareff's corpse and Alessi
also Kakyoin: There is something unusual about you... Let me guess... Another enemy?
Dog casually eats candy while comrade is in the floor in a puddle of blood
13:08 Dio: Hah you will die the death of a weakling!
Dio literally 16 seconds later: 13:24
1:08 Alessi's stand rush
yes.
Stand Master: Alessi
Stand Name: Alessi
everyone: we must defeat dio/jotaro and become the strongest stand user
alessi: stonks
Remember, this actually happened in an alternate reality of jojo
Alessi kills Diavolo...
now its canon
In this storyline, Alessi turns everyone in the world into children. This includes Diavolo, who was born in '67. That means Diavolo likely dies due to the kind of guy Alessi is, and also because he would only be 21, meaning he'd be left at an age where he wouldnt be able to fend for himself. This is inherently canon.
3:18
When that ultra instinct kicks in
guy has spooky shadow that makes people younger. he also has a gun.
And an Axe.
For his neutral special, Alessi wields a gun.
@「Bruh Momentum」 Diavolo: * screams *
@@elanon666
"* Screams in kid *" would be better.
@@andredominguez3199 F for Doppio
I woke up and when this dropped today I was like "yo, haven't I seen this like yesterday or something?"
Nobody:
Hotel Ads: 8:43
Qtaro Kujo
today we learned
punching yourself is better than letting your stand do the work
He still gotta pay for that child support tho
7:39
Now i noticed iggy walking animation is smooth
7:17
Kill with taunt, yeah, is Luigi moment
i love how dios young form is just a nukesaku substitute
Allesi: pulls off a sick combo
Also allesi: i think i dropped some change
So Alessi becomes the next Dan Schneider?
this comment is so fucking underrated
So Iggy didn't die? Strange.
He did, but during the battle with Jotaro
Iggy did die as he was seen dying but not before doing his final attack which was launching him towards Jotaro in hopes he could defeat him.
I like to think he didnt and was simply injured
3:23 - "Impossible! No one could ever deflect my emerald splash"
Emerald splash? More like belongs in the trash
_Okay, this really made me want to try out Alessi and in the span of 10 hours, he already is my favorite character in hftf. So munch fun._
*-What have you done?-*
There are so many things wrong with how the story went
When Alessi beats Avdol with a taunt.
4:55 your next line is: “What have I done…”
someone:whats your main in heritage of the future?
this guy:yes
There is just one question: If all the people in the world are children and children don't need money, why the hell would Alessi want it if it literally becomes worthless because nobody needs it?
8:12 nigas, nigas
Tsk tsk Alessi, you already defeated Avdol
Iggy is black aslo
Pingas pingas
3:22 *no ones can deflect the emerald splash*
Alessi: *no u*
Everyone: I will beat you with my stand
Alessi: GO GUN AND AX
imagine dying to alessi lmao
6:42 WTF
Racist police officers when they see a black man: 6:42
4:41 nigerundayo!
8:58
To be continued...
Alessi : I killed Polnareff
*5 hours has passed*
Alessi : who im gonna kill now?
11:15 I like how they had Vanilla Ice say, "Word to my master", they really did know who the name was from. :D
This guy, with his odd design and equally odd stand, is pretty much my first ever exposure to Jojo, and thus an iconic character to me. When I first saw this game in an arcade, Alessi stood out far beyond everyone else except for maybe Iggy.
9:58 How did you make that with Sethan's arm????
Hold two buttons while in Stand ON then release them after a while.
One of DIO's own agents stabs him in the back
How to defeat enemy.
Step 1: *gun*
this video confirms the theory that alessy = god
Dio: "You will die the death of a weakling!"
*gets spammed to death*
14:53 My Favorite Part Ever😀😁😄😃😏🤩
Alessi doesn't need stando...
because he has...
GUN
If Alessy was a normal stand user
Attaboy (edit: attaboih?), Potato Boih.
13:24 ATTABOI ATTABOI ATTABOI ATTABOI ATTABOI ATTABOI ATTABOI ATTABOI ATTABOI!!
8:31 BEEP BEEP, HERE I COME BITCH!!!!
2:14 Kakyoin miraculously recovers from his injuries against N’Doul
Alessi really can't keep his change in his pockets, huh?
ME;I wonder what baby iggy looks like
LATER:OH MY GOD GO BACK
Smh Old iggy looks better than new one
4:40 how do you do that what
Polnareff: *Fucking dies*
Iggy: *EAT*
Only iggy survived, he also slapped alessi with his stand
Alessi saves holly & josuke [STORY MODE]
I like that every member of the SDC crew just takes one look at Alessi and immediately know he's a stand user _and_ a fucking weirdo
edit: 3:56 ayo what the fuck--
Alessi learns the Ashura Senku
12:06
This is what i always want to see
That's an absolute madman O_o
It can be a joke
But his combos are real
They are impossible combos only a macro program master can do those and thats cheating
only 17 2Cs, 3/10 tas not enough 2Cs
3:18 damn that guy goes ultra instinct
The stage where you fight Iggy... I’ve never ended up there!
Finally you put the best character on task mode... yes I meant task mode
hol horse is best character
Great tas
Ya but why need money when you can steal it what day gonna stop you
He's too op to be left alive!
Allesi is packing an uzi this time
i cant handle the regular gun in story mode due to allesi just spamming them once he gets far enough away from me
8:19 Alessi's ningerundayo
5:26 Stand name:Hermit purple
Stand master:alessi and old joseph
Alessi gang
Alessi uses 100% of his power:
Alessi's ending is some wacky supervillain shit
How can I input as many inputs as he does cause I been watching a lot his videos related to HFTF and I just dont know how he does it am guessing auto fire but that's too complicated to mix all the buttons
Bill Gaytes It says TAS in the title. Alessi is being played by a robot. TAS stand for Tool Assisted Speedrun, which is basically a bot used for video games to make button inputs at insanely inhuman speeds, so the only way that you can do as many inputs as this bot is if you sell your soul to the devil to become a TAS program.
11:45 bruh
Two funny things just happend, first: yes.
Second: yes.
I wonder why dio didn't go part 1?
cuz of diavolo inf death, thid can be considered canon
"How to say hi to a Frenchman?"
Google: "Bonjour!"
Bing: 1:08
Alessi murders the main cast of stardust crusaders and then vanilla ice and dio for some how is my favourite au
Its high noon
13:22 Why did bro change colors for a second here?
Why does he need money if no one needs them anymore?
I know right he could literally get it for free
Alessi's Bizarre Adventure: Shadow Crusader
i need that shit on a t shirt!
Jesus his cooking 😳
0:01 why you move so fucking fast
Child Abuse at it's finest.
I just realised its a TAS and I feel so dumb
What do you mean
Alessi bizzare aventure: 2c is in breakable