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You should say "get run over" not "get ran over". That's like saying "he got took" instead of "he got taken", or "it got stole" instead of "it got stolen".
In highschool I did a project on Mozart, and it eventually just turned into me reading one of the really inappropriate letters he sent to his family (I can't remember if it was his cousin or sister?). It was my proudest moment.
He wrote a series of (extremely explicit) letters to his cousin, Maria Anna Thekla, who he had a sexual relationship with. They are genuinely disgusting, as is the group of letters sent to his sister, Nannerl, which includes many explicit references to feces.
Saracha Muichacha Well, here’s the issue. The shit our youth listen to is shit that tells them drugs and doing illegal shit is good and okay, none of the crap back then was RARELY played for youth, not to mention... they were a lot more intelligent than you’ll ever be ahahaha.
WomenAreJust VesselsForBabyGravy I know right, can’t wait to try gray death where a single dose can kill me, yes please😍 also can’t wait to break the laws because iM So BaDAsS
If we were back in the 90s you wouldn’t have TH-cam to thank for the video. Don’t worry though, they hadn’t killed Limewire off then, so as long as you don’t mind having a computer full of viruses you could have free music on your voicemail.
@@scottmantooth8785 Technically you can only be charge with crimes related to that if you are fully aware you are exposing the other person to a dangerous virus. It is technically considered first degree murder if you know you are sick then someone dies to your act of a "prank" however as long as you aren't aware of any dangerous things it would at best be manslaughter even if they died as a result. In the event they didn't die but simply fell ill you could maybe be sued for damages "Basically they'd need to prove they lost money because of the illness then prove you were the cause of it." Which would more then likely only result in you loosing some money not being imprisoned. Sadly laws like almost everything else tends to be situational and entirely based in opinion. Not fact. Interesting this is why I'd suggest lawyers would likely be able to seemlessly transition to stage acting. They are used to playing to a crowd and controlling their opinions and feelings with their actions.
I just had to spit my food out of my mouth in laughter, hearing simon say the peculiar german sentence at the beginning. You really made my evening, thanks!
I'm guessing these people wold have loved the film "two girls one cup." No, I have not seen it, nor do I want to, but I have seen many references to it.
my band teacher told the class about some of mozarts pieces, which had a more innopropiate meaning.. im now invested into this mozart guy a little more..
Mozart obviously had the equivalent of a thesaurus and was putting as many synonyms as possible into a letter between close friend both of whom enjoyed bathroom humor. Today we have Saturday Night Live and it 'entertains' millions.
Simon, this was too funny! It's good to know that the guy who always ranks above the rest of the Classical composers was probably the main name mentioned when everyone sobered up the next morning! Funny!
Damn, Germans and feces go hand-in-hand, even in the 18th century(says a person with German heritage). Filthy Frank also did a video on this topic a couple years back, I was surprised to hear about it at first, then I started laughing my ass off the more I watched. This goes to show, even the most classiest and most respected people in the world can love gross out, toilet humor.
There's a brief scene toward the beginning of the 1984 movie 'Amadeus' where Mozart (Tom Hulce) was playing a game with his fiancée Constanze (Elizabeth Berridge) by saying sentences backwards. She then had to translate them by saying them in the normal way. One of those sentences was 'Eat my shit'. Quite provocative when I first heard that back then.
I went to school for six years and achieved a bachelors and masters degree in music and I never learned anything this interesting.. I would’ve been a straight 4.0 student if this is what they would’ve taught awesome I love this video keep them coming
Am I the only one who imagined those lyrics with the background music from the Three Stooges??? I bet Mozart would have loved them...... "Helloooo.... Hellooooo.. Helloooo! Hello? Hello? Hello?"
To Simon specifically, how do you feel when you see something like this come up in the queue? When you realize you'll be reading such things in that perfect documentary voice, are you happy to indulge in it? bothered by it? maybe just completely jaded after hosting over a thousand videos? I'd love to know your sentiment.
It's no wonder german toilets were made to be in a way that the shit just sits there for people to look at it first before flushing. They seriously have a colective fetish.
Not really... German toilets are like a drawer, they have this horizontal plane where the shit is perfectly layed out in full display. "Regular" toilets have a slope that leads the shit directly to the water. You might still need to flush but the traditional german toilets do it in a rather different style and put an emphasis on havng the turd perfectly perserved for your viewing pleasure.
It's called a "Flachspüler", it got invented in a medical context, i.e.: beeing able to take a sample, without contaminating it in water before. It's opposite is a "Tiefspüler" , has its own downsides aswell, i.e. water might squirt up to ur skin when ur nugget hits. :3 There's aswell added benefit in beeing able to see ur shit after it leaves u, ie. beeing able to see if it's bloody or carries specimen of parasites. Enjoy.
Well hot damn my good man been subscribed to a few of your channels for quite sometime.But at this point, your content is just shy of completely taking over most of my home page. Lol
Those posters are an awesome idea, especially for school classrooms. You should make one every year with the year's highlights (if you don't already do that).
Another composer given to wordplay was John Lennon - A Spaniard in the Works. Not naughty, but for some of his line art. But that which you narrate could be taken as a Douglas Adams satire upon highly paid pop music.
Jerjer B People had huge bathtub sized wash basins to bathe in and the especially poor would bathe in rivers. It wasn't the cleanest but they weren't all caked in shit 24/7
Henry Purcell is certainly another one who wrote vulgar canons (or perhaps took vulgar poems and put them to music)! Funny and great to sing, although a bit high in register for me! My favs: 'Young John the Gardener", "Once, Twice, Thrice I Julia Cried" um trying to think of other ones.. "Pox On You!" Is another funny one
Jonathan Swift also wrote some pretty lurid poems as well. I love the one about a girl named Cynthia, and discovering: "Oh Cynthia, Cynthia, Cynthia SHITS!"
I had an Uncle who found fart and poop jokes funny until the day he died. He used the 'pull my finger' gag so many times it got embarrassing, he would laugh for hours if friends and people accidentally smelled his farts. My Uncle was a very successful business and coporate attorney at law, only losing one case, he won well over 100. His IQ was around 145 and as I grew older I summized you can never judge someone by their joke antics, everyone needs their own outlets in life.
I think there is a missconception about the meaning of those sentences. As most English speakers use today the "F*" word in almost every sentence so did and do the German speakers use "lick my a*" . Which can mean somebody is woderous about something as well as a dislike as well as a like of something, or even just "f* off" or state a disconcern . It can also mean that you are not interested in something.
Pumpernickel is another example of that shit preoccupation. When I was younger, I always thought Mozart's "Eine Kliene NaktMusik" was another Mozart Easter Egg. Nakt means "nude," drastically changing the usual meaning we think of for the piece.
Really thought "Deficile lectu mihi Mars" would be here, because that's one of the pinnacles of Mozart's trolling. Write in one language to say humor in another.
LMAA ("Leck mich am Arsch", in English: KMA) is also euphemistically known as "das Goethewort" (the Goethe phrase), since Goethe's biographic play about the medieval knight Götz von Berlichingen has the protagonist saying that.
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Mozart is like picking a random guy in the comment section, and giving him immense talent.
[Yoshikage_Kira] ii
Trump is like picking a random guy in the comment section, and giving him immense wealth.
You should say "get run over" not "get ran over". That's like saying "he got took" instead of "he got taken", or "it got stole" instead of "it got stolen".
Morbidcrab
>liking Junji Ito but not Akari
Mozart despite the potty humour did work very hard though
"I am ripe shit, so is the world a great wide asshole; eventually we will part."
Very beautiful
Ahh, the good old days.. How we long to return to a more civilized time. Imagine Mozart with a twitter account.
He would become a hipster nobody’s ever heard of.
#Mozart2020
HAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH that's hilarious to imaging.
😂😂😂
Shakespeare has one
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, trolling in the 18th century.
Wait a minute, are you my twin? Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart.
@Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart MMBTheUsagi and I am an AUSTRIAN
SO I HAVE AUTHORITY OVER ALL OF YOU
@All what you want JZ
l m a o
@Elgar MMBTheUsagi You tried and you failed lol.
@Sorbet Sharkカップケーキ 18th century.
In highschool I did a project on Mozart, and it eventually just turned into me reading one of the really inappropriate letters he sent to his family (I can't remember if it was his cousin or sister?). It was my proudest moment.
Both. His mother too.
Sweet Home Austria
He wrote a series of (extremely explicit) letters to his cousin, Maria Anna Thekla, who he had a sexual relationship with. They are genuinely disgusting, as is the group of letters sent to his sister, Nannerl, which includes many explicit references to feces.
@@jacksbee8809 he was German (living in Austria)
When people try to act like today's music is so much more raunchy and inappropriate than ever before, I'll just whip this video out.
Saracha Muichacha Well, here’s the issue. The shit our youth listen to is shit that tells them drugs and doing illegal shit is good and okay, none of the crap back then was RARELY played for youth, not to mention... they were a lot more intelligent than you’ll ever be ahahaha.
WomenAreJust VesselsForBabyGravy
I know right, can’t wait to try gray death where a single dose can kill me, yes please😍 also can’t wait to break the laws because iM So BaDAsS
WomenAreJust VesselsForBabyGravy
Oh my god you have a really thick skull.
so we're just going to ignore Tchaikovsky wheeling a cannon into a concert hall?
@@deplorableamerican9451 truth.
I wish this were the late 90's again, I'd have the perfect voicemail message thanks to this video.
HighlyPotent34 lmao
I still use voicemail to get into contact with people who don't text, like my grandparents.
If we were back in the 90s you wouldn’t have TH-cam to thank for the video. Don’t worry though, they hadn’t killed Limewire off then, so as long as you don’t mind having a computer full of viruses you could have free music on your voicemail.
Mozart would have loved South Park.
DirtyBlastard and if he enjoyed musicals, Book of Mormon would be right up his alley.
He would’ve definitely loved the episode with the couple with butts for faces 🤣
If Mozart knew english. He would have written his name as Mozfart
He lived in England for a year.
to his defence, sadly that does not necessitate actually knowing english though.
(But I cant see why he wouldnt know)
Mostfart would be better
1:14 An entire letter written in English by him (Not translated, as the rhymes would not translate, such as "cozz buzz" and "Uncle Garfuncle").
No that's a translation. The original is German.
dme.mozarteum.at/DME/briefe/letter.php?mid=928&cat=
That was a lot of shit talking. Lol
And it was a pretty "Shitty" video Lol
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Are you saying that shitting on someones doorstep is not appropriate anymore?
today it's probably considered a form of offensive assault using a biological agent or contagion
@@scottmantooth8785 "biological contagion" what is that thing gonna infect or kill? Antivaxxers?
Hasn't been a thing since dna testing became prominent.
@@scottmantooth8785 Technically you can only be charge with crimes related to that if you are fully aware you are exposing the other person to a dangerous virus. It is technically considered first degree murder if you know you are sick then someone dies to your act of a "prank" however as long as you aren't aware of any dangerous things it would at best be manslaughter even if they died as a result. In the event they didn't die but simply fell ill you could maybe be sued for damages "Basically they'd need to prove they lost money because of the illness then prove you were the cause of it." Which would more then likely only result in you loosing some money not being imprisoned. Sadly laws like almost everything else tends to be situational and entirely based in opinion. Not fact. Interesting this is why I'd suggest lawyers would likely be able to seemlessly transition to stage acting. They are used to playing to a crowd and controlling their opinions and feelings with their actions.
I have a new found respect for Mozart.
So Luther actually put 95 feaces on the door of the church then?
This is a surprisingly high-brow joke for fecal humor.
LOL!!!!!!!!
unironically yes
So clever!
😂
What did Mozart and Beethoven become after they died?
Decomposers.
Conway79 Decomposed*
Conway79 ba dum thushhh .
Kali The joke flew right over your dense head.
Conway79 💀😂
I’m still here. I don’t know what you are talking about.
Edit: Yes, there are 2 of us.
I just had to spit my food out of my mouth in laughter, hearing simon say the peculiar german sentence at the beginning. You really made my evening, thanks!
I was a music major in college and we never cover this aspect of Mozart.
I haven't watched yet, but I'm hoping Mozart is the guy who actually wrote F*** The Police.
LMAO JFKDJSKDJF
"BIG BOOTY BITCHES, I SAID BIG BOOTY BITCHES!!!!!!" - Mozart
Nice to learn my scatalogical humor is in such fine company as Mozart and Luther.
Thank you for my new voicemail answering message 4:22
Gay
@@t2av159since you’re gay, you don’t find it funny?
“Mozart decided to lay it on even thicker.”
Since you’re talking about poop, did you HAVE to phrase it like that?
Rock me, Amadeus.
Sera i know i’m late but fuck yes
Now I can say that there's a bit of Mozart in me without having actual talent :)
I'm guessing these people wold have loved the film "two girls one cup." No, I have not seen it, nor do I want to, but I have seen many references to it.
DO IT YOU ASS
You cannot unsee it.
"If Mozart was still alive, he would be a Shitposter" - FilthyFrank 2016.
I watch your videos, Today I Found Out, every night and I must say that this is definitively my favourite. Thank you, everyone!
You're very welcome :-)
my band teacher told the class about some of mozarts pieces, which had a more innopropiate meaning.. im now invested into this mozart guy a little more..
Mozart obviously had the equivalent of a thesaurus and was putting as many synonyms as possible into a letter between close friend both of whom enjoyed bathroom humor. Today we have Saturday Night Live and it 'entertains' millions.
"Attention all shoppers: Poop... that is all." _screech... click_
Simon, this was too funny! It's good to know that the guy who always ranks above the rest of the Classical composers was probably the main name mentioned when everyone sobered up the next morning! Funny!
Damn, Germans and feces go hand-in-hand, even in the 18th century(says a person with German heritage). Filthy Frank also did a video on this topic a couple years back, I was surprised to hear about it at first, then I started laughing my ass off the more I watched. This goes to show, even the most classiest and most respected people in the world can love gross out, toilet humor.
Do you live in america?
There's a brief scene toward the beginning of the 1984 movie 'Amadeus' where Mozart (Tom Hulce) was playing a game with his fiancée Constanze (Elizabeth Berridge) by saying sentences backwards. She then had to translate them by saying them in the normal way. One of those sentences was 'Eat my shit'. Quite provocative when I first heard that back then.
Can't say I know why, but this video leaves a bad taste in my mouth.
DominusCypher *bah dum tuss*
Just wow .... wonder how many watched this one on the toilet and cracked up?
Actually, yes on both counts!
😂😂😂
Guilty as charged
Ah, you must be V-sauce Michael’s brother.
the first thing i do after getting a job is...becoming a patron...not long now...just started thesis...
:-)
4:22 how did he say that with a straight face and serious voice 😂
This sounds like the inspiration for "Get Shwifty".
More composer facts! Do more!
Mozart: talking dirty before it was cool.
It was very cool back then.
Holy crap that's crazy.
This is actually a thought I had...then I realized the pun and had to share.
so that's where the word "sheet music" came from, i get it now
I went to school for six years and achieved a bachelors and masters degree in music and I never learned anything this interesting.. I would’ve been a straight 4.0 student if this is what they would’ve taught awesome I love this video keep them coming
Er war ein Superstar
Er war so populär
Er war so exaltiert
Genau das war sein flair
Peter Schaeffer's "Amadeus" is a great resource for Mozart's scatological obsession.
Luther, in his brilliant, self-described masterwork, The Bondage of the Will dismissed Erasmus' Diatribe as '...using gold dishes to carry dung.'
Am I the only one who imagined those lyrics with the background music from the Three Stooges??? I bet Mozart would have loved them...... "Helloooo.... Hellooooo.. Helloooo! Hello? Hello? Hello?"
Hoo hoo hoo! Poopy and butts! Poopy and butts! Nobody can catch me, because I'm Mozart!
I may not love the scatological humor here, but I have to say that Simon's delivery has me gigglesnorting.
Kati Mae agreed😁 what made me chuckle was Simon's deadpan "I'd never thought I'd say this line" lol 😁
Sounds like Dr Seuss after dark!
THIS🔥
😆😆😆
Yes! you teased it last time - happy to see you did it!
Maria Anna has more space between her eyes than Ash Ketchum and a true Pokemon League Champion's trophy.
And the space is there so Mozart can shit down her nose.
@TodayIFoundOut I'll find out tomorrow. Adding this video to watch later. My girlfriend just came in.
It's called "rimming" nowadays.
AdemolaVictorTv Ram RanchN
But first shit into your bed and make it burst.
This was awesome! Why didn't we learn about this in school? Music class would have been far more interesting! 😆
To Simon specifically, how do you feel when you see something like this come up in the queue? When you realize you'll be reading such things in that perfect documentary voice, are you happy to indulge in it? bothered by it? maybe just completely jaded after hosting over a thousand videos? I'd love to know your sentiment.
It's no wonder german toilets were made to be in a way that the shit just sits there for people to look at it first before flushing. They seriously have a colective fetish.
I don't exactly know how your toilet works, but lliterally every toilet I've seen that isn't an outhouse or on an airplane does that.
Not really... German toilets are like a drawer, they have this horizontal plane where the shit is perfectly layed out in full display. "Regular" toilets have a slope that leads the shit directly to the water. You might still need to flush but the traditional german toilets do it in a rather different style and put an emphasis on havng the turd perfectly perserved for your viewing pleasure.
everyone needs a hobby i guess
It's called a "Flachspüler", it got invented in a medical context, i.e.: beeing able to take a sample, without contaminating it in water before.
It's opposite is a "Tiefspüler" , has its own downsides aswell, i.e. water might squirt up to ur skin when ur nugget hits. :3
There's aswell added benefit in beeing able to see ur shit after it leaves u, ie. beeing able to see if it's bloody or carries specimen of parasites.
Enjoy.
Scatological reference could be found quite commonly in Germany and the surrounding Nether Lands, hahaha!!!! Sorry, I had to!
Mozart had good banter 😂😅
Well hot damn my good man been subscribed to a few of your channels for quite sometime.But at this point, your content is just shy of completely taking over most of my home page. Lol
Mozart indirectly influenced modern Gorman porn
Got to see Cosi Fan Tutte live, and it was hilarious. If you ever get a chance to see one of his operas / players, do it
Those posters are an awesome idea, especially for school classrooms. You should make one every year with the year's highlights (if you don't already do that).
Wow! such an overlooked and important topic!!
that last part got me thinking, would it be legal for me to wipe my ass with spam mail and return to sender?
One of the greatest composers in history, everyone!
...i have no more words for this...
This was great! Today I found out, after dark.
Where's Tipper Gore when you need her?
;)
Mark Deavult they needed her great great great great grandmother Bedelia 😆😆
I am fucking devestated and convinced to have entered a different universe.
Mozart made scat music?!?!
Poketto He's a Scatman.
He who looks into the shit abyss realizes that there is nothing looking back at him. You understand? The abyss. The shit abyss.
2:32 Endocrinologists treat people who suffer from hormonal imbalances, typically from glands in the endocrine system or certain types of cancers.
Omfg I really never anticipated hearing that from Simon but I really don't regret it
He puts the “ass” in classical.
To quote Glove and Boots... Aherhm...
"EVERYTHING'S COVERED IN FECES!"
I remember another TH-camr did a review on the movie based off of Mozart's life called Amadeus and the song lick my arse was brought up.
Highly amusing! Well done.
You know you've made it in life when you've been licked down there and wrote a canon about it.
Another composer given to wordplay was John Lennon - A Spaniard in the Works. Not naughty, but for some of his line art. But that which you narrate could be taken as a Douglas Adams satire upon highly paid pop music.
For some reason, this has me wondering if Mozart wrote anything like "Closer" by Nine Inch Nails.
As a German speaker, I find it interesting (read: funny) how you pronounce the German words.
Best video ever. This one of the videos that keeps me laughing 😂
3:15 You got the "schwanz" part wrong schawnz means tail and by tail most germans mean "Dick" or "Cock" .
Edit= typo
"Hello, I'm Simon Whistler. You're watching the TodayIFoundOut TH-cam channel, mMband in the video today..."
Also, holy shit. Today's video is hilarious.
Wait... This is from an era when people basically never bathed...
Jerjer B People had huge bathtub sized wash basins to bathe in and the especially poor would bathe in rivers. It wasn't the cleanest but they weren't all caked in shit 24/7
Scat art
Henry Purcell is certainly another one who wrote vulgar canons (or perhaps took vulgar poems and put them to music)! Funny and great to sing, although a bit high in register for me!
My favs: 'Young John the Gardener", "Once, Twice, Thrice I Julia Cried" um trying to think of other ones..
"Pox On You!" Is another funny one
Jonathan Swift also wrote some pretty lurid poems as well. I love the one about a girl named Cynthia, and discovering: "Oh Cynthia, Cynthia, Cynthia SHITS!"
WOW! He reminds me of the movie "Paul":::))) Cheer's
1:52 when you need to go to doctor Wong because you eat poop.
Holy crap! I had no idea! :)
I had an Uncle who found fart and poop jokes funny until the day he died. He used the 'pull my finger' gag so many times it got embarrassing, he would laugh for hours if friends and people accidentally smelled his farts. My Uncle was a very successful business and coporate attorney at law, only losing one case, he won well over 100. His IQ was around 145 and as I grew older I summized you can never judge someone by their joke antics, everyone needs their own outlets in life.
We should all quote Mozart in our daily lives...
Scat jokes are the shittiest form of humor.
I'm sorry, I'll see myself out.
Andrew Olson _door number 2_ is that way. Oh shit. Dammit lmao.
I think there is a missconception about the meaning of those sentences. As most English speakers use today the "F*" word in almost every sentence so did and do the German speakers use "lick my a*" . Which can mean somebody is woderous about something as well as a dislike as well as a like of something, or even just "f* off" or state a disconcern . It can also mean that you are not interested in something.
I never wanted, nor needed to know this. Guess that's this channel in a nutshell.
hearing about Mozart's poetry makes me think of Aphex Twin's Milkman and Come On You Slags! for some reason
Pumpernickel is another example of that shit preoccupation. When I was younger, I always thought Mozart's "Eine Kliene NaktMusik" was another Mozart Easter Egg. Nakt means "nude," drastically changing the usual meaning we think of for the piece.
Really thought "Deficile lectu mihi Mars" would be here, because that's one of the pinnacles of Mozart's trolling. Write in one language to say humor in another.
LMAA ("Leck mich am Arsch", in English: KMA) is also euphemistically known as "das Goethewort" (the Goethe phrase), since Goethe's biographic play about the medieval knight Götz von Berlichingen has the protagonist saying that.