Andy Samberg's speech at Harvard

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  • @MorphoComics
    @MorphoComics 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11190

    PERALTA THAT'S ENOUGH!

    • @DarrenSemotiuk
      @DarrenSemotiuk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +275

      I actually could hear that in a Raymond Holt voice!

    • @TOSKEN
      @TOSKEN 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Pero que haces aqui morpho

    • @virgilsanders3760
      @virgilsanders3760 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Darren Semotiuk I also can hear Jake say that in Holts voice

    • @jlee9723
      @jlee9723 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Morpho Comics PERALTA YOUR A GENIUS

    • @ii.sk77
      @ii.sk77 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Morpho Comics Nine Nine

  • @luaned.g9798
    @luaned.g9798 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2112

    Kinda rude how they did a Harvard graduation in the middle of a Andy Samberg one man show

  • @i3elieve
    @i3elieve 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7246

    "This is a day" - Andy Samberg

    • @boris9985
      @boris9985 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      i know i saw the vid to.

    • @readigo
      @readigo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@boris9985 to what?

    • @param6727
      @param6727 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@boris9985 *too

    • @gettingjazzywithit3520
      @gettingjazzywithit3520 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i mean he’s not wrong

    • @Emily-fm7pt
      @Emily-fm7pt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Param *tooo

  • @amyjefferis4347
    @amyjefferis4347 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5313

    I just realised that he is turning 41 this year. Holy shit. He looks about 20.

    • @funtimes8296
      @funtimes8296 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      He's turning 42 this summer actually

    • @sydster999
      @sydster999 4 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      Minding your own business does wonders for the complexion

    • @mylifeisgooduvu4176
      @mylifeisgooduvu4176 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Look up “Damon Salvatore from vampire diaries” the dude who plays him, I think his name is Ian, he looks like twenty

    • @Emily-fm7pt
      @Emily-fm7pt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Fun Times it’s the reverse he’s turning 24

    • @Copperflash
      @Copperflash 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Amy Jefferis everyone says that, and I think I’ve figured out why he looks like that. He doesn’t overwork himself or stress himself out, he does what he does because he loves it. It’s known that stress can make you age, but Andy Samberg doesn’t put himself under all that stress

  • @beatriceghattas4801
    @beatriceghattas4801 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5645

    "And Harvard ain't cheap, where my sugar daddies at?" was iconic

    • @swayamshah6891
      @swayamshah6891 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Béatrice Ghattas 1k likes and no comments? wow alright i am gonna have to just compose myself

    • @beatriceghattas4801
      @beatriceghattas4801 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@swayamshah6891 Wow, I didn't even keep track of that :")

    • @theYoutubeHandle
      @theYoutubeHandle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      no need to raise your hands....

    • @nataliaarlovskaya6459
      @nataliaarlovskaya6459 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Must have timestamp!!!

    • @chaitanyabhatia_
      @chaitanyabhatia_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@nataliaarlovskaya6459 15:30

  • @duyguvulpes
    @duyguvulpes 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13614

    Wow. This guy just made me watch a Harvard graduation speech over twenty minutes. I am pretty sure I won't even be listening to anything at my graduation. Andy Samberg is an amazing human/genius.

    • @hayali8578
      @hayali8578 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Güzel espri. Ayrıca katılıyorum, şu kadar özgür bir konuşmacımız olsa biz de dinleriz mezuniyet konuşmasını.

    • @hmmnotsure
      @hmmnotsure 5 ปีที่แล้ว +170

      No, he's an Amazing Detective/Genius.

    • @hmmnotsure
      @hmmnotsure 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Sushigabby True...

    • @BitWrecker
      @BitWrecker 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      So true lol

    • @jamesayton3491
      @jamesayton3491 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Only Brooklyn 99 peeps understand

  • @faidrao2
    @faidrao2 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14238

    that's what happens when jake peralta goes undercover and acts like a famous actor.

  • @charlesboyle2340
    @charlesboyle2340 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14491

    WAY TO GO JAKE! THAT’S MY BESTFRIEND

    • @drfreudsmom
      @drfreudsmom 4 ปีที่แล้ว +236

      Charles Boyle!? Charles!?

    • @wetpizza5413
      @wetpizza5413 4 ปีที่แล้ว +319

      How do I say Nikolaj? Please teach me

    • @krishiv.95
      @krishiv.95 4 ปีที่แล้ว +142

      Charles! Were you dreaming about Jake again?

    • @utaker3385
      @utaker3385 4 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      The dedication for this comment 🤯

    • @rifqi96
      @rifqi96 4 ปีที่แล้ว +144

      Cmon Boyle, we all know his best friend is Doug Judy.

  • @advenchurro2581
    @advenchurro2581 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11587

    Lol that guy he kisses was my SAT tutor, no joke

    • @juliahmueller9388
      @juliahmueller9388 8 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      +AdvenChurro OH MAN! X"DDD

    • @advenchurro2581
      @advenchurro2581 8 ปีที่แล้ว +705

      I never got the impression haha, he was probably just shocked and embarrased

    • @wendyzanthiago5630
      @wendyzanthiago5630 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1064

      Jay Pixel you dont have to be homophobic to be suprised a dude let alone a celebrity dude randomly kisses you in front of hundreds of people. Sounds ridiculous that was your thought pattern

    • @uhm7293
      @uhm7293 7 ปีที่แล้ว +840

      To be fair. It was probably scripted. Cause like, I doubt he'd randomnly make out with some

    • @brennahasselmann8075
      @brennahasselmann8075 6 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Mike Williams I bet a lot of people doubted that he would do what he did

  • @bernarddrive5308
    @bernarddrive5308 8 ปีที่แล้ว +16652

    Why is Jake Peralta pretending to be this "Andy Samberg"?

    • @bernarddrive5308
      @bernarddrive5308 8 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      HAHAHA yea ofc

    • @IlliterateIdiot
      @IlliterateIdiot 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Bernard Drive Good. :P

    • @Road2Jannah416
      @Road2Jannah416 8 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      What's his back story? Every hero needs a story

    • @Evanthesurfer
      @Evanthesurfer 8 ปีที่แล้ว +269

      Undercover obviously.

    • @bensmith5581
      @bensmith5581 8 ปีที่แล้ว +164

      He's undercover, don't blow it!

  • @ChasishOnYouTube
    @ChasishOnYouTube 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8494

    He uhhh... he really did it to Harvard, didn't he? I mean... he just shitposted for over twenty minutes at one of the most prestigious institutes of higher learning in the world. And they loved it. Legend.

    • @rohny18
      @rohny18 4 ปีที่แล้ว +186

      he did. Absolute legend.

    • @colinkelly2431
      @colinkelly2431 4 ปีที่แล้ว +271

      It takes a great comedian to insult the place who is being nice to you tell them they suck and they still think he’s Hilarios LMAO

    • @juliawilkinson
      @juliawilkinson 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Yeah he did! But I thought the crowd was kinda dead. :/

    • @ChasishOnYouTube
      @ChasishOnYouTube 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@juliawilkinson who are you

    • @TheLynxer
      @TheLynxer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      @@juliawilkinson Well the crowd is like 80% parents and grandparents, so it was mostly just the students laughing because only they got his humor. Still though Andy got a lot of laughs. Great speech.

  • @zotethemighty655
    @zotethemighty655 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2260

    He’s literally Jake Peralta in real life.

    • @zulfiqaradam3850
      @zulfiqaradam3850 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Yes he is so jack peralta..

    • @kzshyia
      @kzshyia 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      lmao jack

  • @JohnDuppleingham
    @JohnDuppleingham 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7852

    I hope Charles never sends Nikolaj to a school who doesn't film in 1080p.

  • @jlp277cornell
    @jlp277cornell 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3851

    they should release the speech beforehand so these guys can study and get the jokes

    • @WaysFarOut
      @WaysFarOut 9 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      jlp277 Brilliant

    • @JacobMD1000
      @JacobMD1000 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      +jlp277 hahahahha thats funny

    • @zinedinezidane5218
      @zinedinezidane5218 9 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      +jlp277 THIS COMMENT SHOULD BE INDUCTED INTO THE COMMENT HALL OF FAME

    • @zinedinezidane5218
      @zinedinezidane5218 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +jlp277 BY GOD WHAT A COMMENT

    • @zinedinezidane5218
      @zinedinezidane5218 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +jlp277 IN TEARS

  • @phoebelai293
    @phoebelai293 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2307

    This speech is literally a stand up show and I’m here for it

  • @nehh_aksat
    @nehh_aksat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1506

    He roasted Harvard whilst still being nice and warm. This man is a comic genius. His comedy is so underrated and unique. Nobody has made me laugh this much before.

    • @anubhutipatel7213
      @anubhutipatel7213 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      The fact that my like was 99th like 😂

    • @CivilizedWarrior
      @CivilizedWarrior 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      An amazing human/comic genius

    • @flyingtoaster1427
      @flyingtoaster1427 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      it's called short term memory,, no prob. you can say anything about anyone. Love is all y' nique

    • @ninjachannel007
      @ninjachannel007 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He is a multiple Emmy winner. His comedy is not underrated. It is rated where it should be.

    • @XxSyphnnxX
      @XxSyphnnxX ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No he's an amazing detective/genius

  • @quadmaxlikepie
    @quadmaxlikepie 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8769

    Don't you think in 2012 Harvard would have a 1080p camera?

    • @ratulotron
      @ratulotron 8 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      +Sofa I guess it doesn't matter much for a speech

    • @quadmaxlikepie
      @quadmaxlikepie 8 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      +Ratul Minhaz your right but you would think they would have one

    • @maha0073
      @maha0073 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I'm really

    • @Jalmerk
      @Jalmerk 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      +Ali Mohamud So am I.

    • @ActionKirito
      @ActionKirito 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      +Sofa and atleast a 720P Camera could be possible

  • @akatechon5731
    @akatechon5731 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4044

    The guy at the start is fake Charles isn't it?

  • @ProfessorBigCat
    @ProfessorBigCat 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5118

    I find this speech more intellectually engaging than others, to be honest. Samberg didn't regurgitate cliches on success, nor did he produce any cheesy ones of his own. He was able to chastise the educational system; specifically Harvard, while not receiving any backlash for it. The wit and comedy of this speech definitely deserved more applause from that very tough crowd!

    • @domdoogle3299
      @domdoogle3299 6 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      r/iamverysmart

    • @ok2593
      @ok2593 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@domdoogle3299 jesus fucking christ

    • @dev-xp6ct
      @dev-xp6ct 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Holt is that you?

    • @allypodnar1718
      @allypodnar1718 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      this comment screams harvard

    • @mylifeisgooduvu4176
      @mylifeisgooduvu4176 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      It’s in an outdoor venue so the laughter didn’t seem loud but they are laughing a lot

  • @hadriewyn
    @hadriewyn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1111

    I died when he said "Science and math you're cool" and one guy behind him fist pumped so happily

    • @VixeyTeh
      @VixeyTeh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      I love that he said this.
      Seriously it's the validation Math and Science geeks have needed all this time!
      ... I say as an IT graduate that has also gone to film school.

    • @adityaroy7616
      @adityaroy7616 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@VixeyTeh Then, proceeds to say "finally."

    • @Kagura982
      @Kagura982 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That guy is cute

  • @Basketballerphx
    @Basketballerphx 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3398

    The students and parents ARE laughing, but because it is an outdoors venue, the laughter isn't bouncing off the walls like it would be in an auditorium. Trust me, Harvard isn't full of humorless stiffs. Unless you count 60% of the faculty.

    • @Basketballerphx
      @Basketballerphx 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Michael Cote college*

    • @SynthCool
      @SynthCool 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      +Michael Cote Inbred

    • @Pepingco
      @Pepingco 8 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      +Pardon_M3 I hope you are right, cause it sounds like he's dying out there and he often looks like hes uncomfortable after each punch line.

    • @iaintpepsi2672
      @iaintpepsi2672 6 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Poet Productions that’s his style of humor it’s kinda the joke, he’s actually a really good comedian and is so underrated

    • @cellophage5855
      @cellophage5855 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Uh yeah look at the shots of the crowd. Anyone who can’t agree with you is a dumbass

  • @FreshestBleach
    @FreshestBleach 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3867

    I think that guy's sexual orientation changed when Andy kissed him because mine would too

    • @TamannaDas
      @TamannaDas 6 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      FreshBleach What if he was already gay?

    • @SecretRevelation
      @SecretRevelation 6 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      Then logically by the previous statement, logic dictates that he is now straight.

    • @atuldgr8
      @atuldgr8 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same

    • @lewisbarrah8804
      @lewisbarrah8804 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@TamannaDas Then this was the best moment of his life!

    • @pinecone27
      @pinecone27 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lewis ito homophobic

  • @imhellag
    @imhellag 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5164

    Asian parents in the audience are dying right now. Like "what is this???"

    • @imhellag
      @imhellag 9 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      ***** yeah im asian thanks for the words but i don't think you catch what i'm tryna say lol

    • @kamikace7531
      @kamikace7531 9 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      imhellag he actually rested your case XD

    • @shazalgeorge5993
      @shazalgeorge5993 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm asian too. Sorry for my bad English

    • @BeanPas
      @BeanPas 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Uncomfortably laughing

    • @jul8478
      @jul8478 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That's what I thought too lmao (I'm Asian too ppl calm ur shit)

  • @jordaneisenman4894
    @jordaneisenman4894 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1754

    That dude 20 years later: "Yeah, I'm not gay, but I made out with Andy Samberg."

    • @madalinabutnariu7297
      @madalinabutnariu7297 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      what a lucky guy

    • @scarlettcoburn3418
      @scarlettcoburn3418 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      nah andy samberg definitely made him gay if he wasn’t already

    • @twiceandsinjin
      @twiceandsinjin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      So lucky smh

    • @hanna4752
      @hanna4752 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      it should've been me lucky bastard

  • @kleyrjavier8449
    @kleyrjavier8449 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7048

    "Handsome young janitors who are secretly math geniuses."
    Hahahaha will

    • @eben7248
      @eben7248 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      good hunting

    • @dylandunlap8118
      @dylandunlap8118 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Did that need to be obviously stated? Everyone got the joke.

    • @ednahister3455
      @ednahister3455 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Genius

    • @bigmikeweb
      @bigmikeweb 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@dylandunlap8118 notice how OP's comment got 1.3k upvotes and nobody gave a shit about your comment. News flash, you're the lame one here

    • @dylandunlap8118
      @dylandunlap8118 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Michael Weber there’s 1.3k likes but 4 millions views. That means 3,997,000 people who saw this didn’t like that comment. And mine was a reply on a comment from over a year ago on a video that was viral years ago, so not much a fair comparison chump. Newsflash, you’re not smart kid.

  • @hugostiglitz9149
    @hugostiglitz9149 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3022

    people who go to Harvard laugh, what is this madness

    • @SM-og2jg
      @SM-og2jg 8 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      National Lampoon started at Harvard, it's got a history of comedy.

    • @spicynoodlesarefire
      @spicynoodlesarefire 8 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      i know right? What's next? MIT students are actually just humans?!

    • @clickpwn
      @clickpwn 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      lol jealous much?

    • @CledClassics
      @CledClassics 8 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      When the joke goes over your head ^

    • @dsolovey1752
      @dsolovey1752 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You need to have IQ score from 10-11 to get most of it. Or lots of weed... it's harvest time, people!

  • @dmasiello7
    @dmasiello7 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6858

    I have no idea how he had the courage and audacity to say what he did. So witty. He was making a subtle point about how pointless classist educational institutions are. And he managed to get away with it because of his brilliance as a thinker and a comedian.

    • @dmasiello7
      @dmasiello7 10 ปีที่แล้ว +175

      I actually think Chris Rock gets away with the same form of crude humor pointing out white privilege from the perspective of somebody who experiences the detrimental effects of it personally. It does boil down to the same issue though, and I don't think its incorrect for either to point it out through comedy if it exposes an issue that
      deserves attention.

    • @93Grimmy
      @93Grimmy 10 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      PRINCESORH lol i think you need to relax

    • @Carrot101
      @Carrot101 10 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      PRINCESORH
      Who let you out of Tumblr

    • @GeetarAdam
      @GeetarAdam 10 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Watch Ali G's commencement speech if you think this is risque.

    • @dmasiello7
      @dmasiello7 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I have. He is equally audacious. :)

  • @hoppybricks4678
    @hoppybricks4678 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1725

    "Once you graduate, you cant wear your Harvard sweatshirt in public without looking like a world class a-hole" or being compared to danielle cohn

    • @rontheron4807
      @rontheron4807 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Spotting a Falsettos profile pic in the wild makes me unreasonably happy, thank you for existing dear stranger

    • @michaelaholtz8914
      @michaelaholtz8914 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@rontheron4807 SAME WE LOVE TRINA

  • @SimonaOmina
    @SimonaOmina 9 ปีที่แล้ว +13815

    Andy Samberg is an example of what someone comfortable with their sexuality looks like.

    • @jessiegal5451
      @jessiegal5451 9 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Simona Omina do you know if he is actually gay?

    • @briankrahn7596
      @briankrahn7596 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1377

      He has a wife...

    • @jessiegal5451
      @jessiegal5451 9 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      i only heard he was married its 2015 and that could mean anything

    • @briankrahn7596
      @briankrahn7596 9 ปีที่แล้ว +282

      You're fucking stupid, look up Andy Samberg's spouse.

    • @jessiegal5451
      @jessiegal5451 9 ปีที่แล้ว +174

      your right i probably should have done that but instead i looked up Brian Krahn and look at that no results probably cause people dont care about self righeous assholes trolling on the internet for the fun of being a massive dounche

  • @eb8945
    @eb8945 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1073

    Dude just straight dissed the college in front of the staff and students and they posted it on their TH-cam channel.

    • @toitnups8708
      @toitnups8708 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      "I diDn't EveN aPply tO haRvArd''

    • @ghezoi
      @ghezoi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I had to downvote after liking it to stay at 420

  • @sortilegus
    @sortilegus 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2009

    This is awesome. "And your parents, who spend like 45,000 crops a year to send you to Harvest."

    • @godmode8687
      @godmode8687 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@akumabazooka9169 How about you fuck off?

    • @robertwoolson
      @robertwoolson 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The Real Dark R Lmao too much of a pussy to say “fuck,” but you have the audacity to call someone out about a comment that is over 5 years old? Nice

    • @robertwoolson
      @robertwoolson 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      My comments don’t get deleted when I swear, interesting. What a pussy lmao

  • @andreawilliams2136
    @andreawilliams2136 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1566

    5:15 "math and science majors you guys are cool" kid in the background gets excited because andy samberg called his major cool xD

    • @erik-newman
      @erik-newman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      "Finally!"

    • @aisorederosia
      @aisorederosia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      lol, and then then two seconds later he pulls the rug out hahaha

  • @bons244
    @bons244 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1256

    Am I the only one who felt scared of the things he's saying to these students, parents, and faculty? This speech's so ridiculous and genius at the same time.

    • @adithiv6011
      @adithiv6011 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ahhhh ikrrr

    • @bons244
      @bons244 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @Mark Teena high status? no. I would feel even more strongly (scared, but hilarious) if he did it to students and parents in a small town school in my area.

    • @bobkeamer9404
      @bobkeamer9404 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You left out the homeless guy with the tires

    • @markvelous2552
      @markvelous2552 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Watch Conan O'brien's speech. Also insane 😭

  • @stormkang
    @stormkang 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1535

    "folklore and mythology? come on guys.. just study something serious and play world of warcraft in your spare time" hhahaha what a legend

  • @gracymaidment9738
    @gracymaidment9738 4 ปีที่แล้ว +573

    dear peralta, what are you doing. sincerely captain holt

    • @heiko4297
      @heiko4297 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Please! Dear Lord... it would have been: Dear Peralta, what are you doing? Sincerely, Captain Raymond Holt.... come on! ^^

    • @hvslk
      @hvslk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@heiko4297 and you sound exactly like Gina :D

    • @janasb02
      @janasb02 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i love ur pfp bc it’s harry

  • @arthurmeric6512
    @arthurmeric6512 4 ปีที่แล้ว +715

    That guy is an evil genius.
    He basically spent 20 minutes insulting a whole crowd of people in a prestigious school, and they applauded, and I know I would have as well.
    How many people could do that ?

    • @gremlinfifty2308
      @gremlinfifty2308 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      With enough confidence anyone can do anything

    • @TanveshDabholkar
      @TanveshDabholkar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Managed to outwit few of most brilliant minds!

    • @blue.moon.j
      @blue.moon.j 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@gremlinfifty2308 I mean it also needs a genius mind to be fair

  • @schulzecd
    @schulzecd 9 ปีที่แล้ว +992

    In Andy's most recent "Nerdist" podcast he sayed that people were actually laughing and it went really well, however, the audience wasn't mic'ed, so It sounds like no one is laughing.

  • @meeluhhdakiller
    @meeluhhdakiller 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2228

    andy samberg your jake peralta is showing
    jake peralta your bi is showing

  • @emilioivanjimenezlopez5798
    @emilioivanjimenezlopez5798 4 ปีที่แล้ว +778

    I felt like in any moment he would see someone in the crowd trying to scape and be like "ok, enough stalling for time, NYPD! EVERYBODY DOWN!"

    • @amanday647
      @amanday647 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @Victoria Höglind Sånnaskolan 6B Brooklyn 99 didnt come out at this time yet

    • @rdsully1221
      @rdsully1221 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@amanday647 it’s a joke…

  • @JosephLachh
    @JosephLachh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +324

    My Mom: "You should go listen to some graduation speeches. They'll really teach you some things about life."
    Me:

  • @CaptainFracture
    @CaptainFracture 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3272

    I loved his speech but i feel it was too witty for the audience at some points lol

    • @greg.sym.4115
      @greg.sym.4115 9 ปีที่แล้ว +166

      To witty for an audience of University Graduates?

    • @CaptainFracture
      @CaptainFracture 9 ปีที่แล้ว +256

      Greg. Sym. you betcha

    • @thejigisup4926
      @thejigisup4926 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      +CaptainFracture I agreeeeeee !

    • @shoobopper
      @shoobopper 8 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      +Greg. Sym. yea harvard schmarvard!

    • @jamford6527
      @jamford6527 8 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      His Film School education is too strong

  • @almasih4150
    @almasih4150 7 ปีที่แล้ว +585

    Andy Samberg type of guy to do these kind of speeches at a funeral

  • @TheBitTV
    @TheBitTV 10 ปีที่แล้ว +958

    The second he screamed "Where are all my sugar daddies at?" I just cracked up haha.

    • @mohamedirhamshah5349
      @mohamedirhamshah5349 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Gino Simplicio I didn’t hear it?

    • @GazzyD
      @GazzyD 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      “In fact as I look at all these strong, loyal men, I can’t help but be filled with an overwhelming sense... of horniness” man this joke killed me 😂😂 was not expecting it a second time

    • @Sam-0827
      @Sam-0827 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Time stamp ?😂

    • @angesalam9552
      @angesalam9552 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Sam-0827 start at 15:30

  • @zawarudo763
    @zawarudo763 4 ปีที่แล้ว +380

    Bruhh how this guy still looks the same 8 years later

  • @avyaya6439
    @avyaya6439 4 ปีที่แล้ว +288

    "The only puzzle Peralta hasn't solved yet is how to grow up."
    He never should!

  • @damon832
    @damon832 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1635

    Don’t understand why I’m getting recommended this in 2019
    Edit:
    (So it’s 2020 now and the COVID-19 recommended this to me again)

    • @psychomoon7185
      @psychomoon7185 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Because Andy is amazing

    • @SonGoku5363
      @SonGoku5363 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Because you finished watching brooklyn nine nine and started watching Andy Samberg videos

    • @Drianikaben
      @Drianikaben 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I don't know why either, but i'm totally fine with it

    • @tinol6090
      @tinol6090 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      same and I even watched the whole thang lol

    • @codingorgaming982
      @codingorgaming982 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same, and no, I haven't watched anything Harvard or Andy Samberg related in years.

  • @dustinbrown7150
    @dustinbrown7150 10 ปีที่แล้ว +598

    it looks like it was filmed in 1975

  • @yairratner2187
    @yairratner2187 4 ปีที่แล้ว +215

    everyone's making brooklyn 99 jokes but in 2012 it was barely in season 1 so everybody basically knew him only from SNL

  • @cutandspin
    @cutandspin 9 ปีที่แล้ว +689

    And if all else fails, just remember these beautiful words from the film Dead Poets Society:
    NEIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLL
    MY NEIL IS DEAD
    MY BOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

    • @johnman9386
      @johnman9386 8 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      That's the best joke in his speech.

    • @dantea6745
      @dantea6745 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lord Hari ;

    • @tbrandy1405
      @tbrandy1405 6 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      This got me thinking though. Neil died because of the depression he suffered from being unable to pursue what he really wanted in life just because his father did not approve of his love for art and the theater. It was part of his message for the graduates to pursue something in life that they are truly passionate about, not something that is dictated upon them. I may be reading to much into it, but well played Peralta.

    • @abolghasemamiri3342
      @abolghasemamiri3342 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      justin regalado i was thinking that too

    • @ashwarysharma246
      @ashwarysharma246 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No shit, Sherlocks.

  • @Pikachuwhereareyou
    @Pikachuwhereareyou 7 ปีที่แล้ว +480

    Am I the only who's very confused by the comments stating " _nobody's laughing?_ " Because mostly *EVERYBODY **_IS!_* They've all fallen prey to the affectionate amusement Andy ignites in people, & everybody's laughing & snickering & has got amused smiles on their faces & crows feet crinkling near their eyes & there's even the occasional shout out & clapping & they're still conducting themselves respectably to be able to actually listen to what he's saying... *It's quite apparent how many people don't even bother to actually watch video's* & make critical judgements for themselves these days, everyone just reads the comments lol.

    • @GoldenOni-Ron
      @GoldenOni-Ron 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I love that last statement you make because to it almost describes exactly to out line for Facebooks creation guide lines 🤣🤣 like hmmm how do I make a platform people will get addicted to ... o right create a service that allows "Free speech" AKA unqualified critical judgment, and it's non physical confrontation ..
      Fucking Genius haha 🙆‍♂️

  • @jackgillespie3431
    @jackgillespie3431 8 ปีที่แล้ว +612

    I hope the thumbs down are for the shitty audience and camera quality and not Andy Samberg cause he killed it

    • @avxx0035
      @avxx0035 8 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      he always kills it .

    • @emilie5865
      @emilie5865 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      There was actually a podcast where andy says that the audience wasn't well miked

  • @binkysohinky5983
    @binkysohinky5983 5 ปีที่แล้ว +459

    NO BUT REALLY WHY ANDY SAMBERG THIS IS SO RANDOM

    • @Layla-ys3hy
      @Layla-ys3hy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      IT IS COS HE IS THE BEST

  • @somachakraborty9952
    @somachakraborty9952 5 ปีที่แล้ว +379

    Parelta, you're a genius

  • @markschmidt1866
    @markschmidt1866 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1720

    how to succeed in life:
    1: cut a hole in a box
    2: put your junk in that box
    3: make her open the box

    • @zeff717
      @zeff717 10 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      lol 69 likes

    • @Zubb999
      @Zubb999 10 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      OR HIM

    • @sabalghoo
      @sabalghoo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      *And that's the way you do it.*

    • @jamesrusselldr
      @jamesrusselldr 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Try doing it with a pumpkin

    • @Djumeneik
      @Djumeneik 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I didn't get that one. Was that a reference to anything funny?

  • @abhisukhey498
    @abhisukhey498 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1277

    "Healthcare and social security systems will evaporate in 5 years" - samberg 2012
    *Year 2017 Trump gets elected*
    Damn he was right

    • @keirab2800
      @keirab2800 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Abhi Sukhey imagine how I feel, trump was officially elected on my 11th birthday

    • @murphieslaw6932
      @murphieslaw6932 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Haha, exactly my thought in that moment, too !
      On the other hand, I am german, so it didn´t hit close to home - so I could laugh about it.
      Though, as an american on the other hand that would likely have been a facepalm moment for me.... Samberg the prophet.

    • @rythaguy1893
      @rythaguy1893 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Murphies Law orange man bad !!!

    • @TryPuttingItInRice
      @TryPuttingItInRice 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Damn bro. Another ignorant libtard. What a surprise. 😐

    • @brandoncosbyjr.7097
      @brandoncosbyjr.7097 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@TryPuttingItInRice first of all, don't call someone else ignorant then proceed to use the word "libtard". Also not liking Trump isn't a bad thing. It's actually probably good because he's clearly incompetent and if you can't see that then I don't know what to tell you.

  • @jonzucco3356
    @jonzucco3356 4 ปีที่แล้ว +501

    I love how like 50% of the Boomers are not having it whatsoever.

    • @idontknowman399
      @idontknowman399 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Most are laughing/smiling what are you on about 50% aha

    • @sankarsshanansundararajan8829
      @sankarsshanansundararajan8829 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Especially the grandpa close to Andy

    • @CC-mr5xq
      @CC-mr5xq 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      That’s because they watched SNL back when it used to be funny.

  • @eckoalbino745
    @eckoalbino745 6 ปีที่แล้ว +421

    Andy Samberg disliked this video himself because he regretted forgiving Dean Hammonds in the first place.

  • @xXIhabXx
    @xXIhabXx 11 ปีที่แล้ว +438

    dad I wana go to harvest when I grow up.
    son we don't have enough crops for harvest

  • @TheBigNerdGame
    @TheBigNerdGame 11 ปีที่แล้ว +3139

    How does Harvard not have 720p?

    • @TheBigNerdGame
      @TheBigNerdGame 11 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      ._. what?

    • @metodex
      @metodex 11 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      On Wednesdays we wear pink.
      maybe a Harvard joke, we're not smart enough.

    • @quinbyz5081
      @quinbyz5081 11 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      lol doesn't even look like 2012 cause the quality and that terrible teal back wall

    • @thomasgray6059
      @thomasgray6059 11 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      There are only about 10 colleges in the country that have HD Broadcast/film programs. Harvard isn't known for their communications department, so I'm not surprised that their video is still low quality.

    • @joegrimes9232
      @joegrimes9232 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I like that the future thinkers and scientists and some can't fathom a sense of humour

  • @ali94hn
    @ali94hn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +168

    I just watched Jake Peralta shit on Harvard for about as long as a B99 episode takes...

  • @ThaiVancouverite
    @ThaiVancouverite 10 ปีที่แล้ว +447

    It's incredible how liberal the university is. I can't imagine this speech being given in my country. I like it!

    • @PolaNimuS
      @PolaNimuS 9 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Harvard, liberal? You actually have to have a fair amount of money to go to Harvard.

    • @somehowimanage
      @somehowimanage 4 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      @@PolaNimuS liberal ≠ poor. He meant it is liberal because Andy was allowed to mention sex with the mothers in the crowd, horniness and openly mock the institution as well as former students. A conservative institution wouldn't be too keen on a speaker such as Samberg.

    • @Moonchild99
      @Moonchild99 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nah

    • @DougerArt
      @DougerArt ปีที่แล้ว

      @@somehowimanageit's marketing, probably.

  • @dulynoted6015
    @dulynoted6015 9 ปีที่แล้ว +258

    I was there! I was in one of the shots in the audience when I was 10. I understood NOTHING at the time...

    • @SamGautreau7
      @SamGautreau7 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      dulynoted Lucky you!

  • @QueenOfAmber
    @QueenOfAmber 10 ปีที่แล้ว +796

    Wow that took balls lol

  • @minkinface
    @minkinface 4 ปีที่แล้ว +213

    he really just roasted harvard at his harvard guest speech for over 20 minutes i love this guy

  • @PsyFry
    @PsyFry 9 ปีที่แล้ว +303

    Is no one going to talk about how he just kissed that guy in the beginning

    • @DrMcMoist
      @DrMcMoist 9 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      +PsychoticRealist I wanted to talk about it. And the more I thought about it; the harder I wanted to talk about it. I wanted to communicate so badly, and the feelings rose up inside me like a storm expanding on the horizon. So much so that I was becoming hot and clammy as I thought about how hard I wanted to talk about it and then...
      ...suddenly I didn't care anymore. Didn't even want to think about it. In fact, if I was to be honest; I felt a little ashamed of myself.

    • @magatama765
      @magatama765 9 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      +DrMcMoist Bad day?

    • @jishnujetwani538
      @jishnujetwani538 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      No

    • @beetosbeef
      @beetosbeef 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      kinda turned me on ngl

    • @beckk6004
      @beckk6004 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      DrMcMoist Why does this feel like dejavu yet I have no idea where I’ve seen lol Btw, hi from the future

  • @salarelahi105
    @salarelahi105 6 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    Exactly the time length of Brooklyn nine nine episode.

    • @VixeyTeh
      @VixeyTeh 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I know. I was re-watching an episode in the background. Lol.

  • @ABONKERSCHICKEN
    @ABONKERSCHICKEN 8 ปีที่แล้ว +561

    why does this 2012 video look like it was filmed in 2004

    • @richardseaman9086
      @richardseaman9086 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Actually my old family footage from 2004 is better than this...

    • @gustavholm6193
      @gustavholm6193 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I guess the school didn't have enough cash to pay for a proper camera ;)

    • @danashore3634
      @danashore3634 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      more like 94

    • @flimbonimbo7259
      @flimbonimbo7259 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Because that's how you properly run things to become successful. When you need to purchase cameras you buy the cheapest ones that are presentable, pretend you paid 50x as much for them, and embezzle the extra funds.

    • @Spooky_l3xxi
      @Spooky_l3xxi 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@danashore3634 more like 74

  • @anxicyni6373
    @anxicyni6373 5 ปีที่แล้ว +211

    *oh good. Bc I wasn’t interested in an educational speech. Not even a minute in and it’s already obvious why this has so many views. Can tell this is gonna be hilarious*

  • @shauniesparadise9871
    @shauniesparadise9871 5 ปีที่แล้ว +176

    "just eatin' right and makin' positive choices"
    same

    • @4MXW
      @4MXW 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thought he said eating rice xD

  • @TomRMK
    @TomRMK 5 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    He managed to make every person in there regret their life choises *mad respect*

  • @borntobebroken
    @borntobebroken 9 ปีที่แล้ว +654

    The woman at the bottom left of 19:53 is mad as hell :o

    • @dannomack6783
      @dannomack6783 9 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      +Nick Jupp Yeah what the hell is going on there

    • @bucky90269
      @bucky90269 6 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      Oh shit, she was genuinely pissed lol... Some people just don't know how to take a joke.

    • @callmemike9072
      @callmemike9072 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Oh shit 😂😂

    • @ALBUMOF2008
      @ALBUMOF2008 6 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      It’s Neil’s mom

    • @XeroPaiNN
      @XeroPaiNN 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      She’s talking to somebody else, the others are looking at another direction

  • @elliotfitzsimmons8110
    @elliotfitzsimmons8110 4 ปีที่แล้ว +171

    I like how half of the audience loves it and the other half hates it.

    • @nehh_aksat
      @nehh_aksat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      They don't get those extremely witty jokes. All of the audience loves it.

    • @nehh_aksat
      @nehh_aksat 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kaash na ho! Kaash na ho! Kaash na ho! Yes, I'm right! Kaash na ho!

  • @Slashtap
    @Slashtap 9 ปีที่แล้ว +726

    I loved his Mark Wahlberg

    • @louisjeon97
      @louisjeon97 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Slashtap3 what?

    • @baverfjant
      @baverfjant 9 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Slashtap3 It was spot on! Damn!

    • @tur1000
      @tur1000 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Slashtap3 11:42 :)

    • @mistahj808
      @mistahj808 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sounded exactly like him

  • @mayowaayodele5982
    @mayowaayodele5982 9 ปีที่แล้ว +176

    "I didn't even apply!"

  • @F4rl30d
    @F4rl30d 10 ปีที่แล้ว +323

    WOW ! Giving that speech is really hard, And specially stressful to do in harvard!

    • @joemagwizi1127
      @joemagwizi1127 6 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      its only difficult if u trying to be someone you are not.... Andy was flawless.. coz he was doing what he does best.. being himself..being funny

  • @BossBoss-wx6mx
    @BossBoss-wx6mx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    That has to be one of the most emotional and inspirational speeches I've ever heard.

  • @katejuricastaneda366
    @katejuricastaneda366 6 ปีที่แล้ว +254

    “Nobody gots to know” most jake peralta

  • @aromaticjuanful
    @aromaticjuanful 8 ปีที่แล้ว +347

    andy samberg you are very attractive

    • @fuck_youtube_handles
      @fuck_youtube_handles 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It’s hard to tell in this terrible quality! 😖

  • @henrybetts448
    @henrybetts448 8 ปีที่แล้ว +153

    I really think he pulled out the 'Heart Stuff' from the right hand side just to subtly piss everyone off 😂 What a legend

  • @pittcult6189
    @pittcult6189 4 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    Bro i don’t remember this episode of Brooklyn nine nine

  • @ItsJustRyansChannel
    @ItsJustRyansChannel 8 ปีที่แล้ว +266

    If Andy wrote his own speech he killed it.

  • @dpcmdude7469
    @dpcmdude7469 8 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    Andy Samberg you precious baby omg-

  • @giovanna2760
    @giovanna2760 10 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    I love every point he hits. You have to have a sense of humor to not be sad though. I personally think this is hilarious. I'm SO GLAD he said these things. He was very funny. Also Andy is really creative in general and I like his outlook in life.

    • @brucekalin9551
      @brucekalin9551 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Adam is an acquired taste. I'm happy to have that taste, irreverence is necessary.

  • @ArmyK9
    @ArmyK9 5 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    Probably the best graduation speech ever in the history of mankind. Thank you Det. Jake Peralta!

  • @Ev.il_
    @Ev.il_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +819

    Brooklyn 99 coming back Jan 2019.
    Like if you gonna watch.

  • @bella6morte
    @bella6morte 11 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    He delivered excellently for a 20 minute performance. He came back from occasional lulls. He's good.

  • @antonnurwald5700
    @antonnurwald5700 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    Everybody's going on about how half the audience hated it, but honestly: I watched a bunch of Harvard commencement speeches, and apparently it's a thing to bring on comedians and actors at Harvard. Andy's speech is one of the more intellectual ones. If you don't want a graduation speech by a TV celebrity, don't send your kid to Harvard.

  • @benwarren6376
    @benwarren6376 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    Someone was texting while ANDY SAMBERG was on the stage

  • @mathys.h
    @mathys.h 4 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    Andy Samberg is a freakin' genius. This is an example of audacity 😂

  • @TheThrillhouse0
    @TheThrillhouse0 9 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    This took guts. I'll give him that for sure

  • @saramalik2362
    @saramalik2362 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    This is why he is the greatest human on this planet.

  • @pspragun
    @pspragun 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    It's really hard to distinguish where Andy Samberg ends and Jake Peralta start.
    Also, Amy is gonna be so proud and turned on watching Jake giving a speech at Harvest. I mean Harvard...

  • @nicknflang
    @nicknflang 4 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    Why does he look younger now in 2020 than he did in 2012?!

    • @arthurmeric6512
      @arthurmeric6512 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I have a feeling that, if you asked Samberg himself, he would answer something along the lines of :
      "Well, there is this movie about a guy called Benjamin Button, ever heard of it ?"

  • @tinyRebel20
    @tinyRebel20 11 ปีที่แล้ว +170

    Saw him on the Comedy Central Roast of James Franco, and I'm discovering... THIS GUY IS AN ABSOLUTE GENIUS!!!!! :D This was hilarious, I would've loved being in that crowd. But sadly, I too, did not apply. XD

    • @joemagwizi1127
      @joemagwizi1127 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      good one lol

    • @TamannaDas
      @TamannaDas 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Have you checked out Brooklyn Nine Nine?

    • @nkk_23
      @nkk_23 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      peralta IS a genius

  • @reizelfurtado9207
    @reizelfurtado9207 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    You know how we sometimes wish few on screen characters were the same in real life as well cause we love them so much..that's literally Andy Samberg

  • @xinyangdu8337
    @xinyangdu8337 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Andy is the only one that I have ever who can make reading straight off from the script so vivid.

  • @awesomole
    @awesomole 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    9:19 Only andy samberg could pull a "yeet" at harvard graduation speeches

  • @paulshim3216
    @paulshim3216 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    Watching this made me feel like *I'm* graduating from Harvard.

  • @gauravprakash
    @gauravprakash 6 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    He turned into Peralta when he said This is a day! 😂

  • @bi_saster
    @bi_saster 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Him kissing that one guy cracks me up every time lmao I did NOT expect that