The moments like when the prince was guessing why he was kidnapped and that chick went off on him for no reason really reek of the writers projecting their own personal grievances with the fantasy genre. Like, instead of writing conversations between characters that actually make sense, the writers just randomly turn characters into their personal puppets, mid conversation, which is hella distracting and makes the characters look like jerks.
So you know remember that whole Elora finding out willow is a fraud and didn’t actually defeat Barmovda thing 2 episodes ago? Well the writers sure didn’t seem to remember that
In the movie Madmartigan carries willow on his shoulders while marching after they were captured. Because there's no way willow would have been able to keep up, but I guess none of the characters in the show are willing to carry willow on their shoulder? That's cruel
I love how in that final scene the girls are so shocked. The prince got a haircut and is wearing leather... that is literally all they know at that point, so why would they be shocked, when they don't even know he's evil yet? Is Kit pissed because he's stealing her style or what? :P
Imagine falling into a potential portal to the exact person you're looking for, and not telling _anyone_ untill it's too late to go back to where you found it. and then jumping off of a waterfall... when there was clearly a portal that could have arguably gotten you there far faster.
You know... ignoring age and pain Willow is about half or a third of everyone else's size. It would have been fully justified in any life threatening situation to pick him up and carry him simply because he couldn't run as fast from danger. Also, of course Elora held onto the wand. The wand didn't try to use her to break its fall.
The running in Disney films XD. Remember in Obiwan where young toddler Princess Lea outrun like bounty hunters or mercenaries of a strange vicious alien species.
Me & my wife are huge fans of the fantasy genre and after all the trash which came out last year, we stopped watching willow and started the legend of the seeker... and even though legend of the seeker was kinda a cute and entertaining when it came out, comparing it to rings of power or willow, it seems like a flawless masterpiece... i love your content keep up your work :)
The woman who needed rescuing (a damsel in distress), after being rescued by a man, goes off an a rant about she isn't going to be his damsel in distress...afer literally being a damsel in distress. Am I missing something? These writers are just the absolute worst.
One of two things happened when Kit was drowning in that pool of what we know now is evil water. 1) Because we're supposed to see her as a colossal badass female (and not the insufferable, selfish brat she is), the fact she hasn't turned pure evil after festering in that evil sludge proves she's pure of heart and the only one who is worthy of donning the cuirass - which will lead up to her saving Elora. Or... 2) the evil water has actually turned her pure evil and her sudden uber nicey nice behavior (well, by comparison to how she used to be) and being Elora's #1 cheerleader is all an act to gain Elora's trust so she can separate her from the group (as it was stated the group is stronger/safer when together) so she can kill her off with little effort. (and nobody in the group - including Elora - are the wiser because they're all idiots). Probably the first option - because Disney seems to love trying to make people believe female characters like Kit are suitable role models for young girls. XP
Or, as Disparu said, it actually diluted her evil due to her being more evil than it, therefore her nice behavior is due to her absolute evil making the water more evil, while making her less evil. I'm more inclined to believe this version.
@@darrenchiam2472 Either way, it's incredibly stupid (because, yes - she does end up being the one deemed worthy to wear the cuirass). I can't wait for Alteori's reaction to it. The rage will be epic. xD
The scream that "watermelon head" made when the star was embedded in her arm reminded me so much of the girly scream that the guy in that Disney's The Long Ranger movie made when he took the arrow to the shoulder.
Didn’t willows best friend die because he didn’t want willow to ….. waste …. His own life force(?) casting one magic spell to heal him? But now magic is just “lol I can do magic whenever I want”
I managed to see 3 episodes of this before I wanted to burn the TV. this show to me is seeing your childhood getting spanked by a new age hipster while drowning.
It's the South Park spoof of The Accused, where George Lucas bends Indiana Jones over a pinball machine...only this time it's Jonathan Kasdan giving it to Willow Ufgood.
Maybe the very last scene of the last episode will reveal that they were trolling us all along, and they'll all have derp faces...or they'll sing a song.
Not gonna lie that scene where they were being chased before running into the forest was the weirdest choice for music. It reminded me of Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.
With their absurd budget, you'd think they could just replace Warwick Davis with a stunt double for running scenes. Of course, that would have to come out of KK's cocaine bender budget, which, I assume, is where most of the money goes?
Why does the man pick up Kit and run with her? Why not the other women? Isnt a man being stronger, just a social construct? Isnt her girlfriend, a total badass that can take on multiple men twice her size?
Clearly her girlfriend is a misogynist .... then again so is the dude for thinking a man had to pick up this unconscious woman ... like an unconscious woman needs a MAN to save her .... now how do we make this about him being RACIST. ... wait the girlfriend is s POC and he clearly did what he did to prove he was racially superior to her.
6:20 the first old man was trying to delay the party from leaving and making it across the Shattered Sea and since he rudely called Willow a Peck, I think that is how Graydon figured out which was one was the fake old man.
Hello Alteori. Episode 7 of this................nightmare of a series. The torture never stops, it gets much worse as it goes on and on. Anyway, another great video Alteori, I like it, see you in the next one.
14:30 - Very good point. I don't know why modern day movies portray women in this way. There's a comfortable middle ground between being completely constrained by society's expectations and just doing what whatever the heck you want, but modern movie characters don't seem to explore it. There are things you do just because you care about the people around you. There's nothing wrong with doing them, even if they're not exactly what you would have ideally wanted for yourself. The term for someone who just does whatever they want with no regard for others is "sociopath." Regardless of whether you're a guy or a gal, living life like that isn't empowering. It's simply evil.
Is it me or are the writers trying to hint at a possible future romance between Elora and Kit? I just keep getting these weird vibes from them when they're together. And (though I haven't seen the show and don't plan to), of all the characters on the show, the prince is the most tolerable.
I have no intention of actually watching this show, but I'll predict that the prince will now be irredeemably evil, and he'll barely be an afterthought after girlboss 1 and girlboss 2 kill him, even though he's by far the most sympathetic and likeable character in this god forsaken excuse for a show.
So at 18:30 of this vid, what is up with wardrobe pulling a jacket with ZIPPERED pockets for Elora in this fantasy world??? It just jumped off the screen at me.
The very last scene was great. It matches my feelings perfectly for this cringe fest 😃💀. Just gotta add. Of course Jafar wasn’t going to activate the Magic girdle or whatever. It’s only meant for “The Worthy One”, so…we All know it’s going to be “Kit the Arrogant” 🤷♂️ It’s why they taught her to be the best sword fighter in the music video lesbian roll in the sand. 🤦🏼♂️😃🥴
The Crone being the same type of person as Kit would seem clever if it was intentional. However, I doubt the writers are that self-aware of what they’ve created here. Judging by all the unearned emotional moments and so-called payoffs we’ve had with Kit in the last few episodes, I’m sure they believe she’s an endearing and likable character. I hope she gets eaten by a dragon next episode.
So Bavmorda is the girl with the prince but was somehow reborn when she transported to that place. I've only seen your reviews on Willow and that where I see this going. The season will end with that as a reveal
Oh for the love of, I have seen a lot of idiots in movies and TV shows, but these guys top them all. But you are right, it is satisfying to see Watermelon Girl in pain.
Couldn't they just pick up Willow so it will be faster or is he too heavy for a woman to carry or is it a pride reason that even if his and the others lives are endangered he rather run even if he's slowing everyone down?
Honestly, even though it's a throwing star, being thrown like that it wouldn't just stick in, it would do some damage. And I love some of the fan theories in the comments here that Kit is secretly the evil one; it would be funny if her brother hasn't been corrupted, just given a bad@$$ makeover to fight the "True evil"
2:12 yeah they guy look like confuse as heck and slightly happy he has someone to talk too and she is complaining about issues that in all honestly feel like are directed toward the audience and not the characters in the scene... which makes her come off as delusional...
Look, we all knew what's-her-face was the Crone from the minute she mysteriously appeared, right? I'll admit, the story about her being a princess made me second-guess, because they tried to be clever by setting it up so we'd assume she's the same princess from the story they were telling in the other scene, but the keyword there is TRIED. It didn't work. She was never not going to be the Crone.
That prisoner girl is so annoying, THIS is what these writters think a interaction between a guy and a girl in this situation would be like. This music....
"Pumpkin shampoo water" 😆 But seriously, Rescued Girl, what is that dialogue? "Prince McSleazoid?" That's outdated even by modern standards (the last time I heard dialogue that bad was in the 90's dub of Sailor Moon). Why are the writers giving all the women in particular this extremely modern dialogue that makes no sense for them to be speaking? "You look like a fucking bum." SHE DOES. Moreover, why are basically all the women in this show written so badly? It's like the writers saw Enchanted and were like "oh we can do meta humor too" except it's written to the point there's no subtlety and this first bitch sounds like a TV Tropes page. And why is she so fucking mean to the prince, like, what did this guy do to her? Aaaand of course she throws himself at him, because it's so quirky and crazy! And Prince didn't just shove her off because you know, TENSION? Gag me. This entire show is like Ye Olde Riverdale. Everyone is annoyingly pretty, has no chemistry, and they're all assholes. Except Jade, she's good and just in the wrong show and deserves better than that dumbass Kit.
I don't understand why the show didn't have Elora be princess and be Madmartigan and Sorsha adopted daughter and Kit and Airk's adopted sister instead of lying about her origin and making her a baker and getting in romantic relationship with Airk Cause the movie made it looked like they were going to raise Elora as a family
Doesn't make any sense that some as powerful as Elora could easily be hidden away from others seeking out that power. Therefore, it really makes no sense to not train her, her entire life to become as strong as possible. Hey, these people are going to come murder us all because they want you, so we'll make sure you, the only person that could possibly stop them has never been trained in how to do so ...... BRILLANCE.
@@toddtaylor6506 , yeah it would of made more sense if the show had WIllow raising Elora and being her father training her instead. Maybe she could of possibly fell in love with Arik or Mouse guy. TBH Kit maybe could of been cut out of the show.
I love this show. I find it entertaining. Going to rewatch the whole thing tonight after I get outta work. Before the finale airs. I enjoy watching your reviews. They are great fun. I wanna know why you call Jade carpet neck...🤔😆😆😆
Wait... when did Elora turn ginger? Wasn't she blonde in this show? Did... did they just remember halfway through the season that baby Elora was ginger in the original?
I like to think of it as being part of the series' explanation of magic, when Willow is talking to Sorsha in the second episode and says that if Elora isn't trained she'll lose her magic. Baby Elora is a "magic baby" with red hair and little Elora in the flashback says that the grown ups die her hair. They do this to hide her identity in the castle, but over time they don't have to keep dying it because her magic begins to fade an her hair stays blonde. A streak of her hair turned red after she performed her first powerful feat of magic and saved Prince Gradon from being possessed. Her hair turns more red the stronger her magic becomes.
Not going to lie seeing the princess get a throwing star to the arm and then scream in agony when it was taken out, feels good.
I replayed that part a few times cuz it funny watching the most annoying character get what they deserve
That's racist.
@@WeAreInYourWall Good.
I love how she got slapped first.
If only they'd done it more, imight have been pursuaded to actually watch the show once.
Maybe for the final episode, it will be revealed that this was all just a dream. And Willow is actually a professional golf player.
or maybe he's just coming out of the shower
@@bletheringfool I see what you did there...! :D
The moments like when the prince was guessing why he was kidnapped and that chick went off on him for no reason really reek of the writers projecting their own personal grievances with the fantasy genre. Like, instead of writing conversations between characters that actually make sense, the writers just randomly turn characters into their personal puppets, mid conversation, which is hella distracting and makes the characters look like jerks.
So you know remember that whole Elora finding out willow is a fraud and didn’t actually defeat Barmovda thing 2 episodes ago? Well the writers sure didn’t seem to remember that
Consistency is not in this show’s vocabulary.
In the movie Madmartigan carries willow on his shoulders while marching after they were captured. Because there's no way willow would have been able to keep up, but I guess none of the characters in the show are willing to carry willow on their shoulder? That's cruel
I love how in that final scene the girls are so shocked. The prince got a haircut and is wearing leather... that is literally all they know at that point, so why would they be shocked, when they don't even know he's evil yet? Is Kit pissed because he's stealing her style or what? :P
The sheer rage at kit is real
Imagine falling into a potential portal to the exact person you're looking for, and not telling _anyone_ untill it's too late to go back to where you found it.
and then jumping off of a waterfall... when there was clearly a portal that could have arguably gotten you there far faster.
Very honestly, I get my entertainment watching these kind of reviews than the actual shows themselves.
You know... ignoring age and pain Willow is about half or a third of everyone else's size. It would have been fully justified in any life threatening situation to pick him up and carry him simply because he couldn't run as fast from danger.
Also, of course Elora held onto the wand. The wand didn't try to use her to break its fall.
Madmartigan would have. He did it at least once in the movie when Willow was struggling to keep up.
The running in Disney films XD. Remember in Obiwan where young toddler Princess Lea outrun like bounty hunters or mercenaries of a strange vicious alien species.
This show makes the original feel like it was written by Tolkien
I’m starting to think the creators of this show never watched the original movie nor any other fantasy show
Most likely true… the writer Jonathan Krasden is known for freaks and geeks and dawsons creek. Only Sci fi film he wrote was Solo… so it explains ALOT
OMFG! LOL!!! That ending part, you nailed it! This is what this whole show has been feeling like! Something that should have been on the CW!
“I knew it but now that you’ve said it my clits getting engorged” I just about died 😂😂😂😂 another very entertaining video!
Me & my wife are huge fans of the fantasy genre and after all the trash which came out last year, we stopped watching willow and started the legend of the seeker... and even though legend of the seeker was kinda a cute and entertaining when it came out, comparing it to rings of power or willow, it seems like a flawless masterpiece... i love your content keep up your work :)
Try 'Carnival Row'. Of course, because it's pretty good, it won't get a third season.
@@ShakaCthulu yeah we binged that one already 😁
Zeb makes Legend of the Seeker good, he's infinitely more interesting than the main character.
The woman who needed rescuing (a damsel in distress), after being rescued by a man, goes off an a rant about she isn't going to be his damsel in distress...afer literally being a damsel in distress. Am I missing something? These writers are just the absolute worst.
God even in the LOTR and the original film showed them carrying a little person, but was never done in a disrespectful way. Oh lord.
One of two things happened when Kit was drowning in that pool of what we know now is evil water.
1) Because we're supposed to see her as a colossal badass female (and not the insufferable, selfish brat she is), the fact she hasn't turned pure evil after festering in that evil sludge proves she's pure of heart and the only one who is worthy of donning the cuirass - which will lead up to her saving Elora. Or...
2) the evil water has actually turned her pure evil and her sudden uber nicey nice behavior (well, by comparison to how she used to be) and being Elora's #1 cheerleader is all an act to gain Elora's trust so she can separate her from the group (as it was stated the group is stronger/safer when together) so she can kill her off with little effort. (and nobody in the group - including Elora - are the wiser because they're all idiots).
Probably the first option - because Disney seems to love trying to make people believe female characters like Kit are suitable role models for young girls. XP
or 3) Kit has always been pure evil that explains her insufferable, selfish brat behavior.
Of course Kit will be worthy of the magic breast plate thingy. I mean... she does have breasts.
Or, as Disparu said, it actually diluted her evil due to her being more evil than it, therefore her nice behavior is due to her absolute evil making the water more evil, while making her less evil. I'm more inclined to believe this version.
@@darrenchiam2472 Either way, it's incredibly stupid (because, yes - she does end up being the one deemed worthy to wear the cuirass).
I can't wait for Alteori's reaction to it. The rage will be epic. xD
The scream that "watermelon head" made when the star was embedded in her arm reminded me so much of the girly scream that the guy in that Disney's The Long Ranger movie made when he took the arrow to the shoulder.
C'mon now guys, I can't be the onky one who went "NOOO!!!" instant that Kit was saved....
WHY CAN'T THIS SHOW JUST DIE!?!?!
We start off with alteori already drunk and slurring words, this will be great! :D
You are sounding more tired and tired with each of these episodes. Don't let this series destroy you.
This. Alteori, your reactions are awesome, but don't force yourself through this show. We can all tell it's actual crap.
This series got Aletori aging like the mudskipper monster 👹 sadly she doesn’t have mouse man to release her from this abomination of a series
" Inside out Colonel Sanders"
= Nearly chocked on his tea =
Didn’t willows best friend die because he didn’t want willow to ….. waste …. His own life force(?) casting one magic spell to heal him? But now magic is just “lol I can do magic whenever I want”
I lost my shit at "My clit is getting engorged"
The reason Willow looks in so much pain is because he read the script for the finale. I've got a bad feeling about this (wrong franchise I know)
Thank you cute fox squirrel...for wasting hrs of ur life so we don't have to 😆. Ur a true hero
Willow episodes are the only alteori vidoe that I watch in 2x speed because I can't I just can't
I managed to see 3 episodes of this before I wanted to burn the TV.
this show to me is seeing your childhood getting spanked by a new age hipster while drowning.
It's the South Park spoof of The Accused, where George Lucas bends Indiana Jones over a pinball machine...only this time it's Jonathan Kasdan giving it to Willow Ufgood.
"I'm not part of your little fantasy just because you rescued me!"
"Cool, I'm just putting you back in the cage and walking away..."
Maybe the very last scene of the last episode will reveal that they were trolling us all along, and they'll all have derp faces...or they'll sing a song.
Alteori’ explaining this cringe show is the best part… although her Fox is absolutely amazing and crazy cute 😃
Wish she still used her cute giggle video intro.
"So inside out Colonel Sanders is like" 🤣🤣🤣🤣 OMG, you are hilarious.
The music in this show is indeed high class CW music…
I think some blood just came out of my ear…is that a bad thing??😂
Right!!! Like what in the epidemic sound is the damn music in these episodes?! It actually makes the viewing experience even worse than it already is
Not gonna lie that scene where they were being chased before running into the forest was the weirdest choice for music. It reminded me of Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.
"lllllll-look at me" holy shit I needed that laugh😅🤣🤣🤣
Couldn't force myself to keep watching this but enjoy your reviews more than the show. Great job, keep it up and thanks.
Iam convinced that mouse man had a fling with that water creature thing lol
💀💀💀😂😂😂 at this point, I wouldn't be surprised
2023 Lexicon of Medieval Terms and Phrases: "Chauncey McSleezoid".
Thanks for making this series! I wanted to know what happened in the show, but I also didn’t want to waste time watching it
Marky mark: WHAT YA THINK YOURE DOING HERE! XD hilarious
Thank you Alteori for watching this show and giving us a review/recap so we don’t have to. Your sacrifice is appreciated.
With their absurd budget, you'd think they could just replace Warwick Davis with a stunt double for running scenes. Of course, that would have to come out of KK's cocaine bender budget, which, I assume, is where most of the money goes?
THANK YOU!!!!!! Exactly!!! Stuff like this can actually hurt someone's career.
That was you said “try and make it look like urt” killed me
At this point, I'm really surprised that wand is in one piece
Who is your favorite character on this show?
atleast alora now has kinda red hair like it was supposed to be
Just got to your channel.....lordy lordy...I love your rants!!!! Can I pay you a retainer to deal with my ex's! Hahaha.....seriously, great content!
Why does the man pick up Kit and run with her? Why not the other women? Isnt a man being stronger, just a social construct? Isnt her girlfriend, a total badass that can take on multiple men twice her size?
Clearly her girlfriend is a misogynist .... then again so is the dude for thinking a man had to pick up this unconscious woman ... like an unconscious woman needs a MAN to save her .... now how do we make this about him being RACIST. ... wait the girlfriend is s POC and he clearly did what he did to prove he was racially superior to her.
I’ve been waiting for this. I love your reviews. They help me exist.
I'm embarrassed just to have listened to that music while I'm alone.
6:20 the first old man was trying to delay the party from leaving and making it across the Shattered Sea and since he rudely called Willow a Peck, I think that is how Graydon figured out which was one was the fake old man.
These videos are becoming A guilty pleasure 😂
I was at first was thinking this was my guilty pleasure until… the drugs kicks in and now all of a sudden, it turns into a big weird deconstruction.
Hello Alteori.
Episode 7 of this................nightmare of a series. The torture never stops, it gets much worse as it goes on and on.
Anyway, another great video Alteori, I like it, see you in the next one.
14:30 - Very good point. I don't know why modern day movies portray women in this way. There's a comfortable middle ground between being completely constrained by society's expectations and just doing what whatever the heck you want, but modern movie characters don't seem to explore it. There are things you do just because you care about the people around you. There's nothing wrong with doing them, even if they're not exactly what you would have ideally wanted for yourself. The term for someone who just does whatever they want with no regard for others is "sociopath." Regardless of whether you're a guy or a gal, living life like that isn't empowering. It's simply evil.
Is it me or are the writers trying to hint at a possible future romance between Elora and Kit? I just keep getting these weird vibes from them when they're together. And (though I haven't seen the show and don't plan to), of all the characters on the show, the prince is the most tolerable.
Princess trapped in a castle: HELP ME!!
Prince charming: SHUT UP YOU MISOGYNIST!!
I have no intention of actually watching this show, but I'll predict that the prince will now be irredeemably evil, and he'll barely be an afterthought after girlboss 1 and girlboss 2 kill him, even though he's by far the most sympathetic and likeable character in this god forsaken excuse for a show.
Get em Alteori, get em!
So at 18:30 of this vid, what is up with wardrobe pulling a jacket with ZIPPERED pockets for Elora in this fantasy world??? It just jumped off the screen at me.
Lalalallal look at me. 😂😂
The very last scene was great. It matches my feelings perfectly for this cringe fest 😃💀. Just gotta add. Of course Jafar wasn’t going to activate the Magic girdle or whatever. It’s only meant for “The Worthy One”, so…we All know it’s going to be “Kit the Arrogant” 🤷♂️ It’s why they taught her to be the best sword fighter in the music video lesbian roll in the sand. 🤦🏼♂️😃🥴
oh man a wooman thats wants to follow her impulses and to be free? Never see that.
I really love your angry reviews lol
9:29 sometime all you can afford is head
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The Crone being the same type of person as Kit would seem clever if it was intentional. However, I doubt the writers are that self-aware of what they’ve created here. Judging by all the unearned emotional moments and so-called payoffs we’ve had with Kit in the last few episodes, I’m sure they believe she’s an endearing and likable character. I hope she gets eaten by a dragon next episode.
Hey Alteori, are you going to do a Witcher blood origin review? I want to see your opinion on it 😇
Her head will explode from frustration lol
The show sucked imo. Willow probably looks like an academy award show compared to that trash 🗑
Ah, I dunno 🤕
So Bavmorda is the girl with the prince but was somehow reborn when she transported to that place. I've only seen your reviews on Willow and that where I see this going. The season will end with that as a reveal
If I rescued someone and they started spewing that nonsense I would have thrown them back into the cell.
Oh for the love of, I have seen a lot of idiots in movies and TV shows, but these guys top them all. But you are right, it is satisfying to see Watermelon Girl in pain.
I assume the rest of the mudmander looks like a mud skipper.
That music video in the middle sort of feels like they are actually just high as shit. They are not training, they are tripping hard!
This isn’t Willow. This is Delusional. 🤣
Fantasy B's be cray cray, ya know.
Couldn't they just pick up Willow so it will be faster or is he too heavy for a woman to carry or is it a pride reason that even if his and the others lives are endangered he rather run even if he's slowing everyone down?
We’ll look on the bright side, at least it ain’t rings of power
Honestly, even though it's a throwing star, being thrown like that it wouldn't just stick in, it would do some damage.
And I love some of the fan theories in the comments here that Kit is secretly the evil one; it would be funny if her brother hasn't been corrupted, just given a bad@$$ makeover to fight the "True evil"
Can’t believe Julian Glover is in this
2:12 yeah they guy look like confuse as heck and slightly happy he has someone to talk too and she is complaining about issues that in all honestly feel like are directed toward the audience and not the characters in the scene... which makes her come off as delusional...
Prince Huearghh :'D
12:52
Also, in the first episode, Pit and Jade kissed and they never talked about it again.
I enjoyed this episode actually, but I couldn’t wait this episode review too!
Look, we all knew what's-her-face was the Crone from the minute she mysteriously appeared, right? I'll admit, the story about her being a princess made me second-guess, because they tried to be clever by setting it up so we'd assume she's the same princess from the story they were telling in the other scene, but the keyword there is TRIED. It didn't work. She was never not going to be the Crone.
Evil Airik's nee Evil look resembles Kit's default look
5:23 ayo whos that to the left of the old man sitting beside him
That prisoner girl is so annoying, THIS is what these writters think a interaction between a guy and a girl in this situation would be like. This music....
This show looks pretty good, what channel is it on?
Yes
"Pumpkin shampoo water" 😆 But seriously, Rescued Girl, what is that dialogue? "Prince McSleazoid?" That's outdated even by modern standards (the last time I heard dialogue that bad was in the 90's dub of Sailor Moon). Why are the writers giving all the women in particular this extremely modern dialogue that makes no sense for them to be speaking?
"You look like a fucking bum." SHE DOES. Moreover, why are basically all the women in this show written so badly? It's like the writers saw Enchanted and were like "oh we can do meta humor too" except it's written to the point there's no subtlety and this first bitch sounds like a TV Tropes page. And why is she so fucking mean to the prince, like, what did this guy do to her?
Aaaand of course she throws himself at him, because it's so quirky and crazy! And Prince didn't just shove her off because you know, TENSION? Gag me.
This entire show is like Ye Olde Riverdale. Everyone is annoyingly pretty, has no chemistry, and they're all assholes. Except Jade, she's good and just in the wrong show and deserves better than that dumbass Kit.
What’s with the modern rock and roll music in this medieval fantasy setting? What is this, Willow or A Knights Tale?
that shack totally is what ppeople would build to live on the ice, look at all the gaps
She looks like a young Steve Tyler.
Im So torn because despite the plot and characters and ...slight lack there of, I still wanna see where this goes! lol
I don't understand why the show didn't have Elora be princess and be Madmartigan and Sorsha adopted daughter and Kit and Airk's adopted sister instead of lying about her origin and making her a baker and getting in romantic relationship with Airk
Cause the movie made it looked like they were going to raise Elora as a family
Doesn't make any sense that some as powerful as Elora could easily be hidden away from others seeking out that power. Therefore, it really makes no sense to not train her, her entire life to become as strong as possible. Hey, these people are going to come murder us all because they want you, so we'll make sure you, the only person that could possibly stop them has never been trained in how to do so ...... BRILLANCE.
@@toddtaylor6506 , yeah it would of made more sense if the show had WIllow raising Elora and being her father training her instead. Maybe she could of possibly fell in love with Arik or Mouse guy. TBH Kit maybe could of been cut out of the show.
I don't get why they keep drinking the liquid evil I don't get why it didn't become more evil after she fell into the liquid evil
Of course it’s the best episode so far! Kit got a shuriken in the arm! Now if only it had hit her a few inches higher…
I love this show. I find it entertaining. Going to rewatch the whole thing tonight after I get outta work. Before the finale airs. I enjoy watching your reviews. They are great fun. I wanna know why you call Jade carpet neck...🤔😆😆😆
I have no idea 😂
Wait... when did Elora turn ginger? Wasn't she blonde in this show? Did... did they just remember halfway through the season that baby Elora was ginger in the original?
I like to think of it as being part of the series' explanation of magic, when Willow is talking to Sorsha in the second episode and says that if Elora isn't trained she'll lose her magic.
Baby Elora is a "magic baby" with red hair and little Elora in the flashback says that the grown ups die her hair. They do this to hide her identity in the castle, but over time they don't have to keep dying it because her magic begins to fade an her hair stays blonde. A streak of her hair turned red after she performed her first powerful feat of magic and saved Prince Gradon from being possessed. Her hair turns more red the stronger her magic becomes.
So stupid, willow struggled to do any magic at the beginning and now he rapid fires magic missiles
EXACTLY RIGHT!!!!!!! And where did his flamethrower go lol
@@Alteori Don't worry about that 😄
I almost thought she gave up on the show.
This show is so Faggy
Hilarious review. Thank you for suffering through the show so we don't have to.
Hi I would like to see what you think about the Evil dead rises trailer that just came out
The "Mommy's with the maggots now" line completely ruined it for me tbh lol