The WORST Willow Episode | I Needed To Get Buzzed | Episode 5

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  • @Alteori
    @Alteori  2 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    Funny..... on the evening of doing this video, I came down with a horrible flu. I mean.... knock me on my ass - sleeping for 3 days straight sick. I swear these shows are made to try and kill us.

    • @EbenezerEibenhardt
      @EbenezerEibenhardt 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Must be overtaxing your immune system pouring so many servings of dumbjunktivitis into your eyeballs in a row.

    • @LouisNothing
      @LouisNothing 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I hope you feel better.

    • @cpt191021
      @cpt191021 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      did you just unironically "oy vey"???? am i gona need to start heating up the oven? Please tell me your not a jew that has the fuking NERVE to complain about nepotism. i s guess it would be pretty typical smallhat behavior., accusing ppl of the things your guilty of.

    • @lookarabbit2888
      @lookarabbit2888 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Love you feel better

    • @BBradshawProductions
      @BBradshawProductions 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Just stop watching Willow if you don't like it. You will not change the minds of people who like watching Willow. You suck at being a Critical Drinker wannabe.

  • @69SalterStreet
    @69SalterStreet 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    The drinking contest was so horrible. Like when Marion did it in Indiana Jones it made sense because she owned a bar! Why would a 130 pound princess have the liver of an alcoholic pirate? I just….

  • @ollaniuspius1211
    @ollaniuspius1211 2 ปีที่แล้ว +175

    Alteori, the pain you have suffered to ensure we do not have to is catastrophic...and we thank you for your sacrifice. But please, don't burn yourself out on this garbage.

    • @Alteori
      @Alteori  2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      I shouldn't have watched it before bed lmao

    • @Alondro77
      @Alondro77 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@Alteori You need to mix 1 cup of light brown sugar in a mixture of an entire bottle of bitters and 1 pint of 50% ethanol/50% tonic water. Then chug it.
      If you survive, you'll be ready for the next episode.

    • @Alteori
      @Alteori  2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Alondro77 🦾

    • @Mythicalstories7080
      @Mythicalstories7080 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Alteori Oh Can u do a vs video
      Of White Spikes vs Pandora Navi and Creatures

    • @EnTiDDies
      @EnTiDDies 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@Alteori Hey Alteori, try watching the Anime "Urasekai Picnic"

  • @Alondro77
    @Alondro77 2 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    Hollywood's current strategy: "Let's utterly destroy EVERY story ever made! This will result in profit! The Magic 8 Ball has confirmed this is a good strat!"

    • @Rammstein0963.
      @Rammstein0963. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Star Wars gave the game away, destroy all our icons, our heroes, and force us to settle for whatever THEY deem fit to give you...

    • @ellugerdelacruz2555
      @ellugerdelacruz2555 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      What Hollywoke keeps telling itself:
      "Don't worry guys, this'll all totaly pay off later down the line when the youths will think THIS is nostalgic. I mean, that's how it works right? There's no way our era could be so bad that it's not even worth the nostalgia. Right?"

    • @Whitby_Abbeys_Ghost
      @Whitby_Abbeys_Ghost 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Their Magic 8 Ball must be broken.

    • @seanp8220
      @seanp8220 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      If the plebs stopped falling for it and actually stopped seeing these things it would help

    • @scionixx9568
      @scionixx9568 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@seanp8220no it wouldn’t. These companies make these shows super woke so it for an ESG score so extremely big companies like black rock invest into them. Audience ratings, and all that stuff does not matter when it comes to that.

  • @Hollyclown
    @Hollyclown 2 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    When the music started, it felt like a start of a 90s high school movie sequence.

    • @bloodlustshiva1
      @bloodlustshiva1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      If I was asked to choose a track that fails every possible reason to include it in that sequence, then yeah, it would work for that.

    • @ellugerdelacruz2555
      @ellugerdelacruz2555 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      The various chase musics from Scooby-Doo had more dignity and fitness than this!!!

    • @Darksaviour
      @Darksaviour 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Consider the writer for this series is most well known for freaks and geeks and dawsons creek. It makes sense

    • @MexichangospiojososMeximuro
      @MexichangospiojososMeximuro 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol it made me scratch my head

  • @sam-psonsmith9951
    @sam-psonsmith9951 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    This show is actually kind of a blessing, because the reviews on TH-cam are hilarious.
    Peak Comedy.

    • @bjornskivids
      @bjornskivids 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      There has never been a better time for TH-cam critics.
      So much GARBAGE to make fun of! It's great!

    • @orrorsaness5942
      @orrorsaness5942 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@bjornskivids Facts! There’s a comic book series you can see in my TH-cam channel since it’s TH-cam only. Wanna see? Wanna watch?

  • @mhc706
    @mhc706 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Willow doesn’t want girl to learn magic because he knows the moment she does he will get the same treatment as the knight captain in ep1. Shot, left for dead, and forgotten.

    • @Virtualblueart
      @Virtualblueart 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I was thinking the same thing, she learns magic, is of course instinctually "the bestest eva" at it and instead of having two powerful mages now the old male one has to die in some ridiculous tragic way, probably while praising her.

  • @alexkogan9755
    @alexkogan9755 2 ปีที่แล้ว +213

    Not even the Critical Drinker could stomach finishing this travesty when he reviewed it. It truly is that horrid.

    • @ellugerdelacruz2555
      @ellugerdelacruz2555 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Somehow they made a show WORSER than Rings of Power.

    • @alexkogan9755
      @alexkogan9755 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@ellugerdelacruz2555 AND worse than She-Hulk, neither of which I thought was humanly possible.

    • @ellugerdelacruz2555
      @ellugerdelacruz2555 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@alexkogan9755
      Have we truly found the Live-action equivalent to High Guardian Spice???

    • @alexkogan9755
      @alexkogan9755 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@ellugerdelacruz2555 Probably 😭

    • @Lone_Star86
      @Lone_Star86 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@alexkogan9755 They went FULL WOKE in Willow.

  • @antcow1239
    @antcow1239 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    If that spider monkey had time to set up a bungee cord, he deserves to capture her XD

    • @Alteori
      @Alteori  2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      😂😂😂😂

    • @ShockwaveEditz01
      @ShockwaveEditz01 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Alteori why is that true

  • @VaqueroCoyote
    @VaqueroCoyote 2 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    My favorite parts are when a media is so bad it actually tries Alteroi's patience
    The people who make this media should be ashamed for upsetting the feathered fox

  • @Pers0n97
    @Pers0n97 2 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    You know a show is doing great when every new episode is "the worst episode" (yet).

    • @ellugerdelacruz2555
      @ellugerdelacruz2555 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I take it that English is not your first language??

  • @jxw457
    @jxw457 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    'and then Willow will pull out a flamethrower'
    'a flamethrower? Okay, cool'

  • @dominiclacroix9489
    @dominiclacroix9489 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Unsufferable princess had a bow and 4 arrows since they left, she never did anything with it. Then a monster run after her and she decide to try to use a BOW while running away. When it fail, she just toss it on the ground. WHAT WAS THE POINT?!?! i just pointing a single things out, i would have to stop the show at every minute to point out the inconsistency.

  • @kaiden2003
    @kaiden2003 2 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    Why is everything so modernized in this show… it’s like a completely different universe compared to the original

    • @davonbarber1199
      @davonbarber1199 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      They're so uncivilized

    • @jenniferlattanzi9947
      @jenniferlattanzi9947 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      The slang and modern music is killing it as fast as the horrible writing.

    • @MexichangospiojososMeximuro
      @MexichangospiojososMeximuro 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      They even have modern music. It doesnt fit

    • @seanp8220
      @seanp8220 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Because writers that get handed these rolls are woke selfish communists ?

    • @davidwindell
      @davidwindell 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I think the modernization is fine, and I actually kinda like it. It’s unique in that it’s so blatant in a fantasy story. That’s cool. What makes this show abysmal to watch is the complete lack of any redeeming qualities for any of the main characters. They’re all straight up assholes, especially everyone’s least favorite princess.

  • @jcfra420
    @jcfra420 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    This shows writers, make CW writers look like Oscar quality.

    • @Darksaviour
      @Darksaviour 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      That’s actually a feat harder to accomplish than reaching the moon

  • @the98themperoroftheholybri33
    @the98themperoroftheholybri33 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Nothing is ever fluid in this show, it's like a 4 year old wrote it.
    "So they do this, then this happens, and then something bad comes but they win, and then they do something else", was this a money laundering scheme or something? I can't believe these writers were actually paid

  • @uryuu300
    @uryuu300 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I freakin DIED at 24:48! I legit thought that was an edit you put in the video! My god...! This show is so horrid beyond belief.

  • @usernamealreadytaken9330
    @usernamealreadytaken9330 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    You know the show is bad with Alteori have to drink while watching. And next episode she gonna end with "Anyway, that's all I've got for today. . . go away now!" 😂

    • @shishoka
      @shishoka 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I wan't to here that now.

  • @TheSouloftheDragon
    @TheSouloftheDragon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    The writers can try to make the Bone Reavers to be noble freedom fighters but I still remember them killing the old man from the first episode. No warning, right in the back, pretty sure they made his skull into a mask. I don't buy their story, they need to be wiped.

    • @petriew2018
      @petriew2018 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      possibly
      but have you considered the other side is Princess Kit?

    • @LeaderDesslok
      @LeaderDesslok 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Noble freedom fighters who wear the skulls of their enemies. And boil them alive. Their founder, General Kale, was a murderous brute who took pleasure in causing death, destruction, and despair.
      But hey, they also dance to anachronistic music including guitars, even though the "band" clearly only has flutes and a drum. And slow dancing death warriors? Uh huh.

    • @ecklectic9977
      @ecklectic9977 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Well to be fair none of the main characters seemed to care about the old man either. ThIs despite him having probably helped bring up Kit and her brother for many years.

    • @gunfighterzero
      @gunfighterzero 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yea who exactly are afro puff Robin hood and her jolly band of skull boilers rebelling against exactly?

    • @VespoLiveGaming
      @VespoLiveGaming 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Not the old man from scene 24!

  • @AReallyBadSN
    @AReallyBadSN 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Thank you for sitting thru the pain of this series because i dont have the heart to watch it. I grew up always hoping they would continue the series but after watching the first episodes, i just...cant...
    it should have been epic like Lord of the Rings, and it ended up being like Gossip Girl.

    • @ShockwaveEditz01
      @ShockwaveEditz01 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      yea she risks her life for her viewers 😂😂😂😂

  • @skits_3d824
    @skits_3d824 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    I feel like they're larping by this point.
    ...
    You know what no Larpers know their stuff better

    • @Alteori
      @Alteori  2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      EXACTLY LMAO

    • @VespoLiveGaming
      @VespoLiveGaming 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      LARPing as actors maybe!

    • @Virtualblueart
      @Virtualblueart 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      True, larpers at least know their falchions from their flagrons amongst other things.

    • @ShockwaveEditz01
      @ShockwaveEditz01 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Alteori oh god this is horrible the music and the episode lol larpers.

  • @blackprism5381
    @blackprism5381 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I see this show is really stressing you out alteori Hope this make you feel better. You chose today to put smiles on many faces the noon to help those through worst of times the night to inspire those to achieve their goals, never give up have a nice day stay safe enjoy life

  • @craigmartinj
    @craigmartinj 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    FACT: Off screen Willow secretly joined the Black Hand and is now a follower of Kane from the Command and Conquer series. That's why he has a flame thrower - "PURGE THEM WITH FLAME!!!!"

  • @michaelfields7088
    @michaelfields7088 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Willow outdoes itself every episode. Each episode gets worse and worse that people need to invent new sayings to describe the worst episode yet!

  • @Darksaviour
    @Darksaviour 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    When I watch this and see how they choose a writer who has done teenage dramas and never done fantasy really supports my theory that producers really are the bane of art…

  • @carlosAlvarez-gf5ef
    @carlosAlvarez-gf5ef 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The moment i saw " generic tribe" i knew drugs would be close at hand. Kinda wish they have made more of a moment of her finding her roots... but nope just " oh no i cant not tell the truth"

  • @timtam3730
    @timtam3730 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    The thing I like about Alteori is that while there are a lot of people who try to be "weird" or "quirky" by wearing alt clothes and painting their nails black, Alteori is one of those creators who just IS weird and quirky without even trying because that's just the way she genuinely is.

  • @goufr3540
    @goufr3540 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    The intro scene looks like something you would see in an Asylum movie on SyFy, but done a bit cheesier. Also, Willow with a flamethrower, that was a thing.

  • @varto07
    @varto07 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    It´s almost as if they would feel the need to destroy every childhood hero we had. All of them either failed to do their tasks, gave up or simply never became the great warrior/mage they were meant to be at the end of their movies.

  • @titanjakob1056
    @titanjakob1056 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I didn’t know kerosine existed in medieval times lol

  • @Blisswoven
    @Blisswoven 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    To give what little credit is due to Princess Dickbag... she shoots *an arrow* in this episode.
    I mean, her attack fails and she immediately discards her bow afterwards... But hey! I'm happy for that one arrow.

    • @karlharrison1499
      @karlharrison1499 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hahaha

    • @gunfighterzero
      @gunfighterzero 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol yea she only had 4 arrows anyway lol

    • @Cooky_McGee
      @Cooky_McGee 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      now she got 3 arrows! i wonder what payofff they'll give the other three arrows?

  • @marcjustmarc6990
    @marcjustmarc6990 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    i just discovered your channel...and watching the commentary with stills and short clips from the show is infinitely more entertaining than said show. :-) that's a thumbs up and subscribe right there

  • @halacron1
    @halacron1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Anyone noticed the printed shirt on the brownie woman wearing on top of that a hoodie suit with a gear emblem. 20 years have past and the brownies went from cave man hides and furs to industrial age, amazing.

  • @TheGalacticWest
    @TheGalacticWest 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Disney's writing staff really took some kind of hit in the 2010s.

  • @toddtaylor6506
    @toddtaylor6506 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    So the Crone's super tough, scary minions were afraid to chase them into the woods ......WHY ???????

    • @Virtualblueart
      @Virtualblueart 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Minion: "Just can't handle all of those trees man, can't even see the forest anymore, there are so many."

  • @williamking256
    @williamking256 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    But, but, but, if you go to Rotten Tomatoes and sort the critics score by "top critics", they give the series a 95%!
    Surely the hack media wouldn't lie to us for their agenda or access to Disney!

  • @setlik3gaming80
    @setlik3gaming80 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Having the NEED to drink...🤣🤣🤣🤣👍

  • @mojoproductions6799
    @mojoproductions6799 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thanks for making this series! I wanted to know what happened in the show, but I also didn’t want to waste time watching it

  • @starlimitz2
    @starlimitz2 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is your greatest review, and I haven't finished binging your content. It's lovely

  • @theglanconer6463
    @theglanconer6463 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    You are a very courageous lady for watching this abomination, Alteori !
    You are a true female knight !

  • @VespoLiveGaming
    @VespoLiveGaming 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The best part was when the Bone Reavers threatened to say Ni! to our Her-o's unless they went on a side quest for a shrubbery.

  • @MrEmpireBuilder0000
    @MrEmpireBuilder0000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Willow said to Rise of Skywalker: "We have 4 Mary Sues!!!!!!!"

  • @stevenalexander6713
    @stevenalexander6713 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Whatever my outro is....THAT!"
    LMAO

  • @desertbluffs7113
    @desertbluffs7113 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Man I miss that Epix show with the Sloah.
    Elora was the baby destined to defeat the darkness after all this time she’s a serving girl and hasn’t learned magic….
    If that doesn’t tell you what to expect from the whole show ….

    • @shishoka
      @shishoka 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Ye as h, what happened? No, really, I've asked this question. At the end of yhe movie Sorsha was holding Elora like she was Sorsha's own daughter! Why is she now a serving girl? Were they worried about a political power struggle corrupting her? Were they hiding her from possible attack, kidnapping, and/or assassination? Is Sorsha actually evil now? It would explain alot at this point.

  • @michaelschroeck2254
    @michaelschroeck2254 ปีที่แล้ว

    Im going to use you saying “literally” as an alert on my phone… I love it just that much!

  • @EvilExcalibur
    @EvilExcalibur 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Thank you for your noble sacrifice by putting your braincells at risk that we may not have to.
    Also this is hilarious

  • @Chris-eh8mi
    @Chris-eh8mi 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I had the same "where do I know her from" moment with the woodswoman whom you liked. She's the football team owner in Ted Lasso.

  • @failedgrace2891
    @failedgrace2891 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Every time I see that bad guy with the cage head it reminds me of the movie 13 Ghosts (the remake one).

  • @TaoScribble
    @TaoScribble 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    _Eeeeeew!_ Mousy prince NEEDS his facial hair back; he looks ridiculous without it! XD

  • @saracosta620
    @saracosta620 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I know nothing can make up for your pain watching AND reviewing this show, but if it makes you feel any better, I found you - and subscribed to you - because of your Willow reviews. I really appreciate the sacrifice. ❣

  • @jcangel8968
    @jcangel8968 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Your "flamethrower" giggle😂

  • @LadyLeomon
    @LadyLeomon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Thank you for suffering through this on our behalf, you are a TH-camr above all others 😭😭😭
    Love you Alteori and go hug your animal friends all 💙🐱💙

  • @Nighthawk3721
    @Nighthawk3721 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    First time watching this channel. As soon as I heard that laugh, I was in

  • @MrAlopex112
    @MrAlopex112 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Witnees the the birth of the critical Alteori, now with even more booze 😅

  • @wingedangel81
    @wingedangel81 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I live through everything you've been saying. I started watching this show because I was interested, continued watching it cause it was almost so bad it's good, now I'm just watching slackjad in sheer disbelief at the whole thing

  • @sempermilites87
    @sempermilites87 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    That moment at 1:44 NEEDS to be a meme. Just the shot itself is hilarious!!

  • @dnaseb9214
    @dnaseb9214 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    No way this is the actual music, I refuse to believe.

  • @j.i.n.7504
    @j.i.n.7504 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Also, the same bonereavers killed Santa in the episode 1 (when nobody cared), and now still nobody cares, as if that never happened. It was strange to me when characters started partying together and not a single soul remembered Santa's murder.

  • @Ltmifune
    @Ltmifune 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I am happy I found your willow recaps, I couldn't make it through the first episode. Your videos are great about this terrible show. Thank you.

  • @anonymussicarius8899
    @anonymussicarius8899 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This show is truly abysmal. The only reason RoP still has the first place in worst Fantasy-TV-show is that Rop deviates massively from its writen sourcematerial while simultaneously claiming to stay oh so true to it. And I agree, with this Willow-serie they didn´t even tried to hide that they don´t care...

  • @Das112293
    @Das112293 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Hello Alteori.
    Episode 5.........Hmmmmm, well I'm totally lost for words here. What in the name of Lord Sauron is this episode?! They're making stuff up as they go along into the series. Right, moving along.
    Anyway, another great video Alteori, I like it, see you in the next one.

    • @Alteori
      @Alteori  2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It sure feels like it 😂😂

    • @ShockwaveEditz01
      @ShockwaveEditz01 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Alteori indeed.

  • @beeeeeeeeeeg
    @beeeeeeeeeeg 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    23:04 not me watching this part while shrek 2 is on the tv 💀

  • @kronos1794
    @kronos1794 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I had this episode on in the background while doing random chores. I may have stopped to pay attention 3 or 4 times and I missed nothing. Every time I threw out a random "revelation" it was spot on. The only people who deserve praise are the people who filmed the landscapes.

  • @AscendantStoic
    @AscendantStoic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Why are the brownies dressed like homeless hobos from New York, complete with a modern printed T-Shirt!!!?, it's like they don't really care at all XD

  • @tiagotiagot
    @tiagotiagot 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    You need to be careful with which comments you pay attention to; it's a well known phenomenon that people, even more so online content creators on social media and such that deal a lot with direct interactions and feedback from the general public, tend to feel the bad comments are in much bigger number than they really are, and the opposite for the friendly stuff. I don't remember the last time saw anyone saying anything particularly bad in the comments of your vids, and tons of people praising your reactions, analyses etc.

  • @rich123480
    @rich123480 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Your facial features of your emotions are the best part of your videos. Your points are great too. This show is so sad.

  • @thiefthearcher9907
    @thiefthearcher9907 ปีที่แล้ว

    This reminds me of that scene in A Knights Tale where they go to a formal dance within the castle and started playing some modern pop song to dance to. Credit to all the violinists, I guess. 😂

  • @voorheesjason3161
    @voorheesjason3161 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    " ... The Worst ... " ... 🤔
    Still 3 more to go ... and I fear we're in for a bumpy yet super hilarious ride 😂💯

  • @PeterDivine
    @PeterDivine 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Probably the funniest part of that last-minute abduction is that face at 24:34 - I mean, goddamn. LOOK at that face. That's not a woman in terror, that's a bitchy Karen who's just demanded to see the manager. "How DARE you disrespect my gay love interest with your villainy! I demand to speak to your boss!"
    Why in the fuck does this girl keep finding employment despite being this bad an actor lmao

  • @joakhyn
    @joakhyn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The best way that I can describe it is... Radioactive, not only is bad, o no, the damage is intense and you WILL feel it after you stop seen it. For the first time in my life I need it to stop watching something. And as a cleanse I just put the movie.

  • @happysugarwaifu432
    @happysugarwaifu432 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    When it's that awful, might as well get stoned and laugh about it...
    Don't do drugs kids!

  • @ZillaTheTegu
    @ZillaTheTegu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Indeed this was the worst episode yet. My roommate was making food in the kitchen and then walked by during that opening sequence and his words were, "Oh, thats the actual music of the show and not a parody." Also I dont think scorpion lady is hot at all... But at least the show finally had some fantasy music during the end credits this time.

  • @dylanpiazza6358
    @dylanpiazza6358 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is one of my favorite videos ever

  • @WasenshiDo
    @WasenshiDo 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    When the renn-faire meets 90s power ranges meets 90s high school musical

  • @ntitusm
    @ntitusm 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You had me dying tho 😂
    Great content, keep it up!

  • @omisan771
    @omisan771 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Notice how the brownies went from being tiny forest dwelling cavemen to people wearing pyjamas and living in miniature houses.

  • @TheHeroRises
    @TheHeroRises 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    10:00 WTF is that Brownie wearing? A damn printed tee??!!

  • @lustrazor44
    @lustrazor44 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The writers are from Dawsons Creek and Obi Wan Kenobi. What did you expect? Lol

  • @chihuahuagirl128
    @chihuahuagirl128 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    For a second I thought I was hearing the Buffy theme LOL 🤣

  • @ecklectic9977
    @ecklectic9977 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Never mind Willow keeping up with his party how exactly does he outrun the big metal box head guy at the beginning?

  • @jackransom.
    @jackransom. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    holy shit, I thought you were joking about a punk song in Willow.. Had to see it to believe it.

  • @andrewbaker8805
    @andrewbaker8805 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Wow. First experience of your channel. Adore

  • @johnbernhardtsen3008
    @johnbernhardtsen3008 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I shook my effin head when Elora ran up to the guys, After being picked up and flown away by the crow lady!logic is not needed for this show!

  • @oakabielb5406
    @oakabielb5406 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Can't wait for the episode where Willow gets a high powered machine gun.

  • @Born_Skeith
    @Born_Skeith 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Smol black fox + alcohol = a win

  • @Allan_aka_RocKITEman
    @Allan_aka_RocKITEman ปีที่แล้ว

    I saw *WILLOW* [1988] just once, the year it was released, while I was in training in Phoenix, Arizona. {I was living in South Florida at the time.}
    I would NOT ruin THAT MEMORY bu watching THIS SHOW.

  • @tesseragamer5120
    @tesseragamer5120 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    finally a new video that i can watch because i havent watched avatar love your great work keep it up

  • @axhen
    @axhen ปีที่แล้ว

    today i learned that while the hips don't lie, the hits do

  • @515161
    @515161 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Can't wait for the master chief to come in with the enterprise!

  • @MrRobot1984
    @MrRobot1984 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lol wow I legitimately forgot this was still going after watching the last episode I think my brain pushed it far far away. 😂

  • @AltairEgoX
    @AltairEgoX ปีที่แล้ว

    I actually like the flame thrower Deus ex- JJ Abrams' "a good ?, for another time"

  • @GAMERZTWILIGHT
    @GAMERZTWILIGHT 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Lol I'm done with Willow 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Spider monkey 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @p1ckmansm0del
    @p1ckmansm0del 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    8:45 Alas, she did, indeed, forget.

  • @Darksaviour
    @Darksaviour 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    23:00 A knights tale actually did it well.

  • @solowrider3356
    @solowrider3356 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Someones been watching the critical drinker lol keep it up this one was funny and cool

  • @TheHeroRises
    @TheHeroRises 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lol! 7:52 Watermelon head!!!

  • @Trowarr
    @Trowarr 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The sacrifice of your liver and sanity will be remembered. Hope you recover and have a merry Christmas. :)

  • @nathanrood865
    @nathanrood865 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This was different, and more creatively sound than the thing calling itself a show you reviewed 🤣 thanks for watching crap like this so we don't have to! Hope your neck feels better

  • @TheTattorack
    @TheTattorack 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Alteori drunk review, and I'm just XD XD XD
    Your sacrifice will not be forgotten.

  • @brentarellano46
    @brentarellano46 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I'd rather watch the twilight films than another episode 😑 how does it keep getting worse

    • @haroldb1856
      @haroldb1856 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This show is not a better love story than Twilight. Netflix Willow is so bad, it's ruining the meme.

    • @brentarellano46
      @brentarellano46 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@haroldb1856 idk bout that, there's nothing more I hate than
      1.) Twilight films and all the modern vampire cringe shows
      2.) YA book films and love story films
      3.) 90% of what Disney has done to star wars
      Oh and the MCU