At first I read “everybody knows shaking” and I came here to absolutely eviscerate you with a torrent of abuse. Glad you’re a cultured person and I didn’t have to pull the trigger.
Knoxvillian here, Cruze Farm is the real deal. Totally local, everything is good. I actually didn’t even know they had pizza. Thanks for the time, Dave, GoVols
@@shinelamont I did! Not at Cruze Farm, I used to run a cellphone store, and he would come in from time to time before he was mayor. I’m 6’ 2, he towers over me, and he’s thick👊
Good luck to Sherry and Earl. They aren't going to know why their wait time for ice cream goes from 10 minutes to an hour. Everyone knows they had better buy more chocolate milk cows.
Uh, I hate to break it to you guys but it's only chocolate if the cows are using chocolate... a heartbreaking epidemic. All I see is these poor cows shooting up with hershy filled siringes and nodding off in the middle of a field! Big chocolate is to blame!
This is easily and by far with no near competition my favorite One Bite review. I actually do sincerely appreciate Dave appreciating what makes America tick. Because if there's any definition of making America tick, this place and the people that work there and patron it is definitely it.
Great story. What I love about these reviews is that they showcase American culture and this is the epitome of what the reviews are all about- this is my favorite episode so far. God bless America 🙏
@@diagnosedtopg7657 Yeah, that's a new idea. LOL. But it would be Dave, and that would make it weird. It would be like the Insomniac of modern times... Gotta throw some love at another Dave... Dave Attell.
Their milk is the best I've had, hands down. Plus, they have custom flavors, like Coffee, Lavender Honey, Cookies and Cream and Strawberry milk, among others.
Dave Portnoys most wholesome video. He is in awe of Cruze Farm. Impressive scores 'One Bite' Pizza 🍕7.3, 'One Lick' Vanilla Ice Cream🍦9.3, 'One Sip' Chocolate Milk🐮9.8, 'One Sip' Whole Milk🍶9.2...Sherry and Earl, "You did it BIG!"
There's something really special about the bonus reviews. Seems like those episodes especially capture the essence of America. Proud, passionate and hard working people putting bold claims on their store windows that may or may not be true. Good thing Dave is there to wade through the bullshit
That hasn't been my experience. I've been inspired to try new pizza places because of watching this channel. It's been one disappointment after another. Then again I don't like cardboard with cheese on it like Dave.
One place he rated pretty high was actually pretty good but nothing special per say. But once he did the review the line was out the door. He literally quadrupled there business overnight. One dude ordered all the way from gotdman texas
It was also amazed how the secondary attacks on that ice cream kept knocking off the previous bits of ice cream stuck on Dave's beard. Is this some sort of acquired skill or dumb luck?
I busted out laughing when he said 9.8 on the chocolate milk mostly out of anticipation and joy for the owners. I knew a huge score was coming. Congrats.
As a milk lover. This review topped the charts for tasty mouth watering reviews. The pizza was light and crispy. Plus it's in the South ! God loves you ❤️
Knoxville!! Went to high school there a loooong time ago. That city will always have a special place in my heart. Glad to see Dave there giving it some love
They would never have him…. Bert wasn’t allowed to smoke weed on camera they’re too conservative. Dave should just do his own show on TH-cam would probably make just as much money.
This one certainly is historic. Not many vids where he gives TWO 9+ scores! A few Brooklyn pizzerias among others. This was a great vid. One of the best.
Normal people start by licking the ice cream, with a few bites here and there. Dave just straight up bites the ice cream and then licks it. 😂 We love you Dave.
@@SouthernSkeptic that's fine lol, but it made the review better and more honest bc they were not hounding him while he was trying to score it. I'm sure he'll get the chance to go back and tour it if he so desires.
@@SouthernSkeptic no, I just have a different preference than you. I'm fine with it. If you're not, I don't know what to tell you. Dave giving an accurate score means more to me than him touring the place. The tour would have been nice, but it doesn't take precedent over an accurate score for me.
I said 7.2 or 7.4 just because he liked he place. "Not bad" really shouldn't be getting in the 7s, but inflation is all around us these days. Everyone knows the difference between a 6.8 and a 7.0 is life changing.
Being someone who is lactose intolerant and has to eat Lactaid before eating my beloved pizza watching Dave drink whole milk made me physically ill and I farted just thinking about it.
@@jedimasterjoe5386 it is estimated that 38% of the US population is lactose intolerant. That number would include an estimate that as much as 80% of the African American community is lactose intolerant which would include some of the best athletes in the world. Weak genes is an idiotic comment.
I love this place, Tennessee has underrated dairy. It's never talked about. But weigels even has great chocolate milk. Especially that peanut butter chocolate milk 💯
@@Mk18mitch no doubt man can't forget the Mayfield! I am not a TN native, I spent about a year in Knoxville. Mayfield is definitely good stuff. From a PA native I give TN an A for dairy.
“Sherry and Earl, you did it big”… they’re too busy with the cows to watch this but when one of their kids shows them this video, they’ll think “Who is this guy?” After this, business will be BOOMIN’
Giving this a 7.3 is a slap in the face to all those NJ pies he reviewed the other week. Those were in a different league from this, but the scores weren't...
Tennessee native living in central Jersey, Nice place, farms everywhere, and 15 minutes from Bordentown so I went to Maecello's yesterday because I saw the review. GOOD PIZZA! Knoxville is such a nice area Hope you have good time. Thx
Lived in Knoxville and Jersey both for many years. Surprised anything got in the 7's on pizza in k-town. The people are awesome and super kind, but you can't find a good pizza or a hoagie to save your life. Thanks for giving some good old-fashioned American people some exposure. Go Vols!
If it were vanilla, it would be called vanilla, Dave. It's sweet cream... Unflavored ice cream... Sugar and cream... It's a flavor for hipsters & geriatric Midwesterners. Whoever coined the term "plain vanilla" to mean boring hadn't had sweet cream ice cream.
Cruz Farms is just down the road from me, and my wife and I love it! My biological dad lived next door to that house in the 80's, and I've been in it before Cruz Farms bought it. They really made it in to a beautiful place. Yeah, pizza, ice cream, & chocolate milk, I'd be dumping before I could even get home... 😆 Dave,I have some hot sauce for you to try! How do I get it to you?
Dave eats ice cream like an absolute maniac everyone knows the rules
It is called one bite not lick.. everybody knows the rules
@@Masterof1ne he said lick not bite before he started the ice cream review, fyi.
@Danny Lechwar I wouldn't expect any less
My exact thoughts 😂
Fat Jiu.
One bite, everybody knows not shaking the chocolate milk beforehand is a rookie move
Exactly my thoughts 😂
Thinking the same thing Hazel.
I LOL'd
At first I read “everybody knows shaking” and I came here to absolutely eviscerate you with a torrent of abuse. Glad you’re a cultured person and I didn’t have to pull the trigger.
That drove me nuts lol
I love how dave takes the cone bite, just like he does the crust bite on pizza. Aggressively.
Hes a Bull
I also love pizza so much that I have opened a TH-cam channel for pizza in my city 😆🇮🇹👋
eating it like a cow haha shout out 🤣 the song is also called H.O.L.Y BY Florida Georgia Line...
Knoxvillian here, Cruze Farm is the real deal. Totally local, everything is good. I actually didn’t even know they had pizza. Thanks for the time, Dave, GoVols
Do they have raw milk?
@@JeffZagers not to my knowledge, it’s illegal in TN to sell unpasteurized milk. If you contact them directly, maybe something can be worked out.
@Donnie Boy Any chance you got to meet Mayor Jacobs aka Kane?
@@shinelamont I did! Not at Cruze Farm, I used to run a cellphone store, and he would come in from time to time before he was mayor. I’m 6’ 2, he towers over me, and he’s thick👊
@@shinelamont i live in knox also and he is a frequent visitor at most schools. Love the dude
Dave eats ice cream like my 2 year old nephew, everybody knows the rules.
😆
Is there a better way to eat it?
😆😆😆
I also love pizza so much that I have opened a TH-cam channel for pizza in my city 😆🇮🇹👋
Good luck to Sherry and Earl. They aren't going to know why their wait time for ice cream goes from 10 minutes to an hour. Everyone knows they had better buy more chocolate milk cows.
I’m actually a chocolate cow farmer, do you know anyone in the market for brown cows?
Uh, I hate to break it to you guys but it's only chocolate if the cows are using chocolate... a heartbreaking epidemic. All I see is these poor cows shooting up with hershy filled siringes and nodding off in the middle of a field! Big chocolate is to blame!
@@StuPedassol 😂😂😂
@@StuPedassol I've heard they cook the cocoa powder on a shovel. It's pretty awful.
@@cobrian45 it's brutal... how they learned to operate a Bunson Burner is beyond me.
#bovinelivesmatter
#nomoooore
#stopbigfarma
This is easily and by far with no near competition my favorite One Bite review. I actually do sincerely appreciate Dave appreciating what makes America tick. Because if there's any definition of making America tick, this place and the people that work there and patron it is definitely it.
Great story. What I love about these reviews is that they showcase American culture and this is the epitome of what the reviews are all about- this is my favorite episode so far. God bless America 🙏
I live in America as well, I think I might’ve seen you around.
I'm American to and couldn't agree more with J A
That would be a good show. Dave just going around the US trying food and doing something in that town.
Uhhhhhhh yeah, how'd you come up with that idea?
@@diagnosedtopg7657 Yeah, that's a new idea. LOL. But it would be Dave, and that would make it weird. It would be like the Insomniac of modern times... Gotta throw some love at another Dave... Dave Attell.
Tripple D Guy Fieri would shit his pants. I think Dave could actually put a dent in Guy's game.. Haha just sayin. Dammit..
city not town
Didn't think Dave would ever give a 9.8 on something. Chocolate milk looked like it tasted like a dream.
They'll be running out of choc milk by tomorrow for sure.
Their milk is the best I've had, hands down. Plus, they have custom flavors, like Coffee, Lavender Honey, Cookies and Cream and Strawberry milk, among others.
@@paulfuston189 ah man next time in Knoxville I know where the fuck I'm going
Well it wasn't for the pizza, but he has given 9.8 for pizza also
@@PoochZie he hasn't given more than 9.4
I love when he gets excited about where he is. I feel his excitement through the video
That’s called cocaine
@@SaleenE34 lol
Dave Portnoys most wholesome video. He is in awe of Cruze Farm. Impressive scores 'One Bite' Pizza 🍕7.3, 'One Lick' Vanilla Ice Cream🍦9.3, 'One Sip' Chocolate Milk🐮9.8, 'One Sip' Whole Milk🍶9.2...Sherry and Earl, "You did it BIG!"
No doubt, one of the best reviews in a long time! Dropping triple 9+'s on milk and ice cream..love it
There's something really special about the bonus reviews. Seems like those episodes especially capture the essence of America. Proud, passionate and hard working people putting bold claims on their store windows that may or may not be true. Good thing Dave is there to wade through the bullshit
Straight up I think pizza places are making better pizzas now because of this man.
That hasn't been my experience. I've been inspired to try new pizza places because of watching this channel. It's been one disappointment after another. Then again I don't like cardboard with cheese on it like Dave.
@@johndeaux3703 You clearly aren’t in NY.
One place he rated pretty high was actually pretty good but nothing special per say. But once he did the review the line was out the door. He literally quadrupled there business overnight. One dude ordered all the way from gotdman texas
Bruh I hope you are right but it damn sure ain't papa John's, pizza hut, or dominos
@@Rob-tr1st they may reevaluate their formula
One bite, everybody knows Dave was in Nashville looking for Frankie
I’ve never seen someone eat ice cream like that and frankly, I’m shaken up by it.
The way he went in so daftly to take a chip on the waffle was disturbing I don’t know what else to say, something was bizarre about it
Never seen a 3 year old eat ice cream? lmfao
Same
At least the pizza looked amazing
It was also amazed how the secondary attacks on that ice cream kept knocking off the previous bits of ice cream stuck on Dave's beard. Is this some sort of acquired skill or dumb luck?
One bite, everybody knows that anything bonus review is always graded on the curve
Great one Dave, what a cool place and story. Great to see family business like this that literally starts from door to door milk sales, amazing.
Bless your heart Dave.
I busted out laughing when he said 9.8 on the chocolate milk mostly out of anticipation and joy for the owners. I knew a huge score was coming. Congrats.
Yessss welcome to Knoxville! We love Cruze farm here . It’s a staple .
As a milk lover. This review topped the charts for tasty mouth watering reviews. The pizza was light and crispy. Plus it's in the South ! God loves you ❤️
Knoxville!! Went to high school there a loooong time ago. That city will always have a special place in my heart. Glad to see Dave there giving it some love
This was the greatest review you've ever done. Ever.
Davey belongs on the History Channel. Everybody knows the rules 🍕
They would never have him…. Bert wasn’t allowed to smoke weed on camera they’re too conservative. Dave should just do his own show on TH-cam would probably make just as much money.
The Travel Channel, to take Anthony Bourdain's spot (RIP).
“Bonus milk review” iconic
Chocolate milk review was an awesome surprise, and the people not knowing you make this an all time review.
That song timing as Dave's eating the ice cream and having his milk "holy holy, I'm high on loving ya"
"Milk, ice cream, pizza.. take a big dump"
-Dave "worth a 100 million dollars" Portnoy
I think he's worth more now which makes it funnier.
@@SouthernSkeptic yeah probably 400 million
When some dude was talking shit to him on twitter he said he's gonna sleep on his $400M I think.
This one certainly is historic. Not many vids where he gives TWO 9+ scores! A few Brooklyn pizzerias among others. This was a great vid. One of the best.
Impressive that Dave remembered that detailed backstory for the place. Another entertaining and informative review!
Usually he can't even remember the name of the joint. LOL. Must be the fresh country air.
Normal people start by licking the ice cream, with a few bites here and there. Dave just straight up bites the ice cream and then licks it. 😂 We love you Dave.
I live here in the Knoxville area, Cruze Farms is the REAL DEAL!!!
Dave is immune to brain freezes and I couldn't be any more jealous.
Biting the cone before the ice cream is level with it is a fucking serial killer move
Watching coked out Prez wandering around asking if he can walk through the drive through (in some dodgy clothes, no less) made my day
Spider should slip him a couple of hits of acid next time.....
That was some savage ice cream eating.
im getting brain freeze watching him inhale that ice cream
I love that he embraces the pure southern-ness of this place instead of judging. Good on you Pres.
that pizza didn’t look like it would sound so good
Best review ever dude!!! You are what is great about America my man!!
You had to know whole milk chocolate milk from a place like this was going to be high-9's. Absolutely incredible.
Is it just me or do others look forward to watching a Dave deep dive and giving a thumbs up! Haha
This is my favorite review in a while. Only thing that could've made it better if they knew who he was and gave him a tour.
I actually like that they don't know who he is.
@@85geoffm Me too, but if they knew him he might have toured the place.
@@SouthernSkeptic that's fine lol, but it made the review better and more honest bc they were not hounding him while he was trying to score it. I'm sure he'll get the chance to go back and tour it if he so desires.
@@85geoffm Yeah I think you missed my point.
@@SouthernSkeptic no, I just have a different preference than you. I'm fine with it. If you're not, I don't know what to tell you. Dave giving an accurate score means more to me than him touring the place. The tour would have been nice, but it doesn't take precedent over an accurate score for me.
Super cool recognizing and paying respect!!
Dave’s gonna start a side, side hustle, judging cows at State fairs, everybody knows the rules
Dave is eating the ice cream like a golden retriever
Dave’s the chin ball wizard with that ice cream hanging …creamy beard action ✌️
Awesome review! Loved it! Go Vols! 🍊
Can’t believe how dialed in I am on his pizza ratings now…don’t even know what I would give that pizza but sure know what Dave will
I had 7.4 in my head.
Dude it’s fuckin scary.
I said 7.2 or 7.4 just because he liked he place. "Not bad" really shouldn't be getting in the 7s, but inflation is all around us these days. Everyone knows the difference between a 6.8 and a 7.0 is life changing.
Why do I love these reviews??
Being someone who is lactose intolerant and has to eat Lactaid before eating my beloved pizza watching Dave drink whole milk made me physically ill and I farted just thinking about it.
Weak genes
@@jedimasterjoe5386 it is estimated that 38% of the US population is lactose intolerant. That number would include an estimate that as much as 80% of the African American community is lactose intolerant which would include some of the best athletes in the world. Weak genes is an idiotic comment.
Well....looks like the wife and I have a day trip to make! Knoxville.....78 miles! Let's go!
That ice cream looks awesome!!!!! I don't eat it often but I would eat that.
One of my favorite reviews for a long time!
Dave eats ice cream like a toddler
Dave just turned into Homelander for a second
I love this place, Tennessee has underrated dairy. It's never talked about. But weigels even has great chocolate milk. Especially that peanut butter chocolate milk 💯
Knoxvillian here, and I agree. But Mayfield?!?! Holy crap. Nothing beats Mayfield milk.
@@Mk18mitch no doubt man can't forget the Mayfield! I am not a TN native, I spent about a year in Knoxville. Mayfield is definitely good stuff. From a PA native I give TN an A for dairy.
Weigles milk is way better than Mayfield. It just taste better.
I love the "8.5 or higher" look Dave makes after his first bite or sip. It's like he's about to cry.
A Hundred Percent thought he was gonna cry.
You know you've watched to many pizza reviews when you score them before Dave and nail it 99% of times lol. 7.3 before he picked up the second piece.
Except for that last review… I’m not convinced that wasn’t a glitch in the matrix.
Dave has a beard that cleans itself everybody knows the rules.
Is it always just plain vanilla ice cream?
“Sherry and Earl, you did it big”… they’re too busy with the cows to watch this but when one of their kids shows them this video, they’ll think “Who is this guy?” After this, business will be BOOMIN’
Dave needs to go to Big Ed's Pizza in oak ridge Tennessee 15 minutes out of Knoxville...
Yeah I’m surprised he hasn’t done it yet.
You stole my comment! That and he should've went by some Weigel's stores and tried their milk.
I'm so happy this place scored over 6.9
I have a soft spot for family run places like this.
Giving this a 7.3 is a slap in the face to all those NJ pies he reviewed the other week. Those were in a different league from this, but the scores weren't...
I couldnt agree more.. I live in that town in NJ and obviously am spoiled after eating it my whole life so this pie is definitely out of their league
@@smallzabe i think loacation is part of the score itself, NJ has a influx of good pizza (unlike Tenn) so it obvioully has to be judged more harshly
@@wieran666 You can't change the score based on the location or the scores have zero validity to begin with.
The surroundings must have him in a haze. The pizza at this place is nowhere near a 7.3.
@@mteeters it looked like digiorno
GO BIG ORANGE!!!! Glad to have El Pres in town! 🤠
“Sherry and Earl went up the hill, each with a $1.25, Sherry came down with $2.50!”
Awesome video. One of my favorites. Dave eats ice cream like a toddler which is how ice cream is meant to be consumed.
Is it always just a cheese pizza?
Since the beginning of time
basically yeah so the scores are fair
Sometimes more like magharitas / tomato pies but yeah cheese pizza mostly
Cheese is the gold standard... If you can't get that right the rest don't matter
I have a similar question!
Awesome review, Dave loves America. 👍
Unlike Joe Obiden and the progressive liberal commie Democrats.
Who loves to guess his rating before he says it? :)
I come u- with my own rating based on how it looks then off his face guess the score he gives
Great crunch
"Milk, Ice Cream, Pizza and take a big dump" being lactose intolerant I LMAO 😂
One bite, everybody knows Dave's face somehow cleans itself of icecream.
One of his best reviews so far
Mans out here reviewing everything he can find 🤣🤣 I love it
"This place is an electric factory"
Lol. Classic.
Who drinks whole milk? That’s the only milk I drink, Prez!
Tennessee native living in central Jersey, Nice place, farms everywhere, and 15 minutes from Bordentown so I went to Maecello's yesterday because I saw the review. GOOD PIZZA! Knoxville is such a nice area Hope you have good time. Thx
Hey Dave. Glad to see you in East Tennessee. Now I know your the real deal. Respect.
would love to see some longer form vids of you exploring towns/cities with interesting places like this
You got to hand it to Dave fking guy is flying all over the country doing pizza reviews for us and supporting the businesses.
Good review nice place... Morgan wallen playing in background. Wonderful.
I love this review 😂
Now we all know. Where Dave is retiring! Lol!
Lived in Knoxville and Jersey both for many years. Surprised anything got in the 7's on pizza in k-town. The people are awesome and super kind, but you can't find a good pizza or a hoagie to save your life. Thanks for giving some good old-fashioned American people some exposure. Go Vols!
I HAVE to try the ice cream and milk. MONSTER reviews and I'm a milk / ice cream fanatic.
U Mr Rumble Guts ! 🐣
Great review
I love this man hahaha!! Welcome to Tennessee bubba!!!
That place looks awesome God Bless America! Love your videos Dave keep ‘em coming!
If it were vanilla, it would be called vanilla, Dave.
It's sweet cream... Unflavored ice cream... Sugar and cream... It's a flavor for hipsters & geriatric Midwesterners. Whoever coined the term "plain vanilla" to mean boring hadn't had sweet cream ice cream.
Whatever business that place has Dave just doubled it. They don't know Dave, but the world does! 🍕🍦
Move to knoxville last year from boston! gonna have to check this place out, that pizza looked good and I love farm fresh milk
Cruz Farms is just down the road from me, and my wife and I love it! My biological dad lived next door to that house in the 80's, and I've been in it before Cruz Farms bought it. They really made it in to a beautiful place. Yeah, pizza, ice cream, & chocolate milk, I'd be dumping before I could even get home... 😆 Dave,I have some hot sauce for you to try! How do I get it to you?
Cool review , milk, ice cream ,pizza can't go wrong over there in Pleasantville
What an awesome review
You’re the best Dave!
dave is pure comedy every review