honestly, take your f woosh and put it up your arse, maybe you‘ll feel better then😄 doesn‘t even make sense. got the joke, just hated it bc it‘s kindergarten style humour. maybe elementary school, that‘s probably more realistic. Everybody has an opinion and mine is: shit ain’t funny. whatever just leave me alone with your dumbhead not getting anything and still trying to butt in
I just came from watching Noel’s vlog “Errands with Uncle Nole” and he brings up having pink eye too huh,,, stopping nutting in each other’s eyes 😔🤜🏻🤛🏻
1994 Subaru Outback Styes turn into chalazions when left untreated. Chalazions, from experience, are one of the most aggravating things you can get and and incredibly difficult to remove. I had to result to surgery. If he's being mistreated for pink eye he deserves to know. Don't be a fucking douche
For all you wondering how to get Cody's hair, don't worry, I got you. The secret is - Faberge Organics. Use the shampoo and the conditioner and when your hair is damp, not wet, but damp, you do four puffs of the Farrah Fawcett spray. You're welcome
so like I found this account through a friend, and idk why but I can't stop watching. I have three tests tomorrow and its midnight. im not studying but watching this.
lazzzydog9575 yeah that's no pinkeye. That's a stye and if he doesn't treat it correctly it'll probably turn into a chalazion. I had one and it was one of the most aggravating things ever. Had to get surgery for it
He knows it's a stye. It's called a joke. He's already talked to a doctor about it. He talked about it on the TMG podcast which you'd know if you were a real fan.
7:31 they ask you how you are, and you just have to say that you're fine, when you're not really fine, but you just can't get into it because they would never understand.
I’m aware this an old vid, but I just stumbled on your channel and you are just flat out hilarious, and the fact that you don’t care about how fucked your eye looks speak volumes. Keep up the good work g
Sad to see an elderly man lose his sight like this. Thought you still had a few years of vision left in you
Desert Rose Bit like Cody lol
Archie Thackray this is a funny ongoing joke except I’m 26 so it’s also depressing
We need to start a go fund me page for him to retire
Alright you win you fucking beast! Cody is so old! Haha!
lol omg stop
My grandma has the exact same pair of glasses. Guess it's just a common pair that all old people have
I have the same glasses as him I'm 13
@@rumenakhatun7491 r/woooshhhhhhhhhhhhhh
@@six1419 chill I get the joke ight
@@six1419 nah
This one is a stretch. It's not funny.
Is this the dad from were the millers
😂😂
Yes
It’s actually Spencer Shay
Are you saying he looks like jason sudeikis lmao
jade regalado AHHHH AHAHAHAHAHA I KNEW HE LOOKED FAMILIAR
Cody is the real Tiger King spitting tiger facts before Joe Exotic
Shut the fuck up ‘T- Dizzle’ your a dumb bitch
Dudley Dingleberry I don’t think someone who doesn’t know the difference between your and you’re is allowed to call people dumb
Galactic oof
#getfucked dudley dingelberry
i didnt like this comment so it can stay at 420
"Tigers are the 18th largest-"
"NO F**KING WAY"
Priceless
R u ok emotionally?
Jordan Ross depression is trending now. He is emotionally trending.
You are SO beautiful like absolutely stunning. Hope you're having a good day/life
@@jaebby9695 says you
jae bby ur a baddie
No
i can't concentrate on anything but your eye
i'm really sorry
xiao mili eye'm rlly sorry too
rt
She won touyoube best commend
Screw tiger facts, let’s hear some ocean facts.
fishing nets and other fishing garbage make up about 46% of the garbage in the ocean while 0.03% is made up by straws
most “dolphin safe” tuna is not tuna safe
scientists estimate that if we remain on our current path the oceans will be near empty by 2048
all facts are from the netflix documentary seaspiracy which i highly recommend
NINA NINA NINA NINA NINA NINA
Tiger facts has aged so well. You’re the true tiger king
"Why can't there be nice comments?"
*"nice comment"*
"This is boring. *skips"*
😂😂😂
Ce Ce sounds about right 😂
Watch/suffer through lele pons content with Noel
KG Productions Yeah lol
Cash me outside I didn't understand any of that
Cash me outside are you joking orrr...
GUYS WE CANT MAKE FUN OF HER SHE IS LATINA
yes yes yes
You haven’t washed your hair since you were 50?!?!
Zer0 not funny
airy fairy you’re about 2 years late bud
Jack Fogerty he still right tho lmao
@@vierhans1553 r/wooooooossssshhh dumbass
honestly, take your f woosh and put it up your arse, maybe you‘ll feel better then😄 doesn‘t even make sense. got the joke, just hated it bc it‘s kindergarten style humour. maybe elementary school, that‘s probably more realistic. Everybody has an opinion and mine is: shit ain’t funny. whatever just leave me alone with your dumbhead not getting anything and still trying to butt in
gosh why do i love him so much he is iconic
iB-random yo chill
iB-random no thanks I'm good
iB-random dude that was crazy uncalled for
I am just an Icon living
i see you everywhere
That doesnt look like pink eye it looks like a stye...
Grace P looks like a boil
It’s herpes.
It’s obviously ligma but go off I guess
Kaylee Sorrell tf is ligma bro.
robin シ ligma veggies cuz a healthy diet is important an I care about you bro 😤💕
I just came from watching Noel’s vlog “Errands with Uncle Nole” and he brings up having pink eye too huh,,, stopping nutting in each other’s eyes 😔🤜🏻🤛🏻
Jasmine the truth comes out
Nic Vermin indeed it does
omg🤣
Pink eye is from feces, not semen. Js 😂
Mattie excuse u??????? i cannot breathe omfg
im DMing you next
Based Zeus father
ZEUS I LOVE YOU
sup baby
How are things on the Olympos nowadays?
This thumbnail is really stressful
Mike's Mic THE FUXKING EYE
I feel like im getting pink eye watching this
IM WATCHING THIS IN 2019 AND SCREAMING AT THE FACT THAT BABY CODY HAD 500K SUBS
Your glasses make you look smart, but looks can be deceiving.
He went to duke to study computer science. He is probably really smart. 😂
He went to duke!
7:10 Why don't we have any nice messages
someones: nice
Cody: BORING
@@gtaplayer7929 that was the joke lol
5:07 should’ve replied with “dope” in remembrance of your last reading dm video
aek you’re pretty.
The Fuhq Yuh Looking At
*b e g o n e T H I R S T Y*
aek u trynna fuck
Lol why won’t he just tell people how he does his hair.
It’s possible that it really is grease though 😂😂😂
It's a secret recipe.
There can only be one?
Wasn't really interested in the first place, but the fact that he doesn't tell us made me curious.
Paige Knowles magicians never reveal their secrets
*This is bananas*
🅱️
This is **so** bananas
Geez get it right
aw guys i think cody has Alzheimers :( he still thinks he's 27
old vid
Kristofers Pastors woooosh or not to be
7curucusis damn I’ve never heard that joke before
@@Josh-ck9bv I know right??? Suuuper original
The other Asian Guy it was funny for a while but now it’s an excuse for unoriginal people to make a “funny” joke
i commented "is your eye ok omg" but this video is two years old i'm-
you're what? You're not funny or edgy for cutting a sentence short
Robbert van der Meijden are u okay emotionally?
@@robbertvandermeijden are u okay emotionally?
@@robbertvandermeijden how are u feeling? Are u ok?
Did Cody not catch the reference to his own Vine?
“Would you rather have 100k or...”
“Yeah. Yeah I would”
It was more likely a joke
Watch out man, alzheimer is a serious issue
@@ArthurBurille so is identity theft millions of families suffer every year
@@tiredzei identify theft is not a joke jim
MICHAEL!!!
holy shit cody looks hilarious
Madison Ellis lmfaooo i read IS hilarious and i was like wow a wholesome comment.. and then i reread 😂😂😂
TALIYAS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
hEy ThAT's mEaN
wjy u talk liek dat nihha
it's TERMINAL
*Cody save some ass for us*
Cody: complains about getting nasty messages
Cody:*gets a nice message*
Cody: B O R I N G
I’ll just tattoo “fair enuf” on my knuckles. Duh 🙄
Couldn't really listen cause of his eye 😂😂
My vision usually gets in the way of my hearing too
Everytime you hit the juul we couldnt help but fucking die of laughter lmfao
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His eye is more swollen than Kylie's lips
Lol. Its terminal
i didn't see his eye untill he pointed it out and now it's bothering me
Tiger facts are cool and all, but they are no match for ocean facts.
i love the pink eye and not having original content Cody
I think Cody is low key (high key) getting tired of the old jokes.
Jade McQueen 😂😂
With his age, it's not surprising that he's tired of them. He's probably heard every single joke there is in existence.
Jade McQueen yea theyre getting almost as old as him
Yeah, he's been hearing them for the last 50 years
Guys his age tire fast, could be unrelated to the jokes.
now he'd have $4.1 million haha it's crazy how much he grew in 2 years
5.08 m
$5.12 million
5.22 million
@@berry-me2qb 5.24M 💗
5.39M
“Let me ask Kelsie”
“*NO*”
When the pineapple is in more videos than Noel Miller
Rida Bukahri
I️ love seeing older folk connecting with us via social media
Cody my man, do a video reading Kelsey's DMs.
Thanks gramps🙌💯🙏
Hearing those tiger facts after binging all of tiger king today is kinda eerie
Sometimes I have to remind myself that he graduated from Duke
I spot mgg
@@pegsies. YUHHH💅💅
@@isabeleagleton7070 i can't believe other chodesters have such immaculate taste
@@pegsies. ofc we do babe😫🙏
n’t
Shayna O'Reilly iconic
Mexico
its TERMINAL
The emma chamberlain bit made my heart sing a little
3:15 did Cody just predict tiger king?
Cody Ko: I wish i get more nice messages
Also Cody Ko: 1:29
*It’s a sty not pinkeye lol*
27 ? you mean 72
72 is looking good to me.
That ain't pink eye that's a stye my dude
"R u ok emotionally?" the song 'Everybody Hurts' popped into my head!
I've had Cody Ko tatted on my knuckles for 2 and half years and there's still not a part 3 wtf
It's T E R M I N A L
“Would you rather have 100,000 dollars or”
Correct answer: “yeah.”
Source: your old vine
P.S. nice stye
YES EMMA GET THAT EXPOSURE
I liked this video. Thank you for making it and editing it together for my enjoyment.
James Fox Podcast ok narc
you have so much confidence!! ❤️ i would never leave the house looking like that! brake king😍
Your eye makes u look like sam
We get it Cody you're a programmer no need to explain what DMs are to us
Cody I am a junior doctor and I am here to tell u that is not pink eye it’s a stye
Siobhan K 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 no one asked
1994 Subaru Outback Styes turn into chalazions when left untreated. Chalazions, from experience, are one of the most aggravating things you can get and and incredibly difficult to remove. I had to result to surgery. If he's being mistreated for pink eye he deserves to know. Don't be a fucking douche
thanks junior doctor
Yeah he knows that. It's called "comedy". If you watched the TMG podcast like a real fan you'd know he already is treating it.
Lmao!! TH-cam is weird u try and give advice and get actual hate for it ok
Why does he look like the scientist that goes off the deep end after the villain tells him he has 24 hours left to finish “the project”
Omg is that Emma Chamberlain at 4:38??? Wow before we ever even knew who she was loool
Your fans constantly make fun of you for being old and you decide to wear the most nonagenarian glasses possible?
Jebbie Cavanagh true LOL
Cash me outside stop with the trolling it's getting annoying
You lookin mighty fine with them glasses and pink eye.
For all you wondering how to get Cody's hair, don't worry, I got you. The secret is - Faberge Organics. Use the shampoo and the conditioner and when your hair is damp, not wet, but damp, you do four puffs of the Farrah Fawcett spray. You're welcome
thanks, harrington
darcy k scales stranger things?
😂😁
You forgot the most crucial part looking in the mirror and screaming WHY
i love you.
so like I found this account through a friend, and idk why but I can't stop watching. I have three tests tomorrow and its midnight. im not studying but watching this.
"What is fake driving school?"
"Oh my god its porn!"
Me: No its not!
*looks it up*
Me:...... Well I'll be damned......
Why is this 48 year old man with pink eye reading deli meats
Macey King no idea, I'm scared tho
*Dehydrated milk
OMG I was literally just watching Part 1 earlier today during a binge of your content!
WHY ISNT YOUR PODCAST ON SPOTIFY?
luv u keep up the gud work
5:06 I never noticed that he actually replied to my DM 😳
Hedwyn Hedwyns omg KING
Dope
Why the fck does he look so good in glasses
also it looks like a stye on ur eyelid...try a hot compress
lazzzydog9575 yeah that's no pinkeye. That's a stye and if he doesn't treat it correctly it'll probably turn into a chalazion. I had one and it was one of the most aggravating things ever. Had to get surgery for it
He knows it's a stye. It's called a joke. He's already talked to a doctor about it. He talked about it on the TMG podcast which you'd know if you were a real fan.
lazzzydog9575 why did this comment make me laugh
THESE*
Nicole Rodri it evolves?
its so beautiful to see the elderly figuring out social media
Now you look more like Sam ...
omg i died yesssssssssss also sam is literally my favorite person
PLEASE DO THIS AGAIN, we need it.
0:13 I like how he implied that he didn’t even watch his own video all the way through
when you were doing improv I yelled "Is it gonna be a tiger fact?" and now my mom is looking at me weird
8:21 the emery jumped out
3:47 "Wuh- ho! That's a big cat."
I love how honest he is
7:31 they ask you how you are, and you just have to say that you're fine, when you're not really fine, but you just can't get into it because they would never understand.
One of the only legitimately funny youtubers
it’s T E R M I N A L
4:37 Emma Chamberlain ©2017
3:31 TIGER KING IS QUAKING
There are actually more tigers in the state of texas than anywhere else combined! Its bc you can legally own a tiger as a pet in TX
Cody's favorite group is *Run the Juul*
Suuupperr underrated comment
sad to see Cody giving up to glaucoma due to his age...
hi BICH
Savannah Halley "biches" -YGS 1
bye bich
Savannah Halley Bish
Yo dick
I’ll go to prom w u
Now he even more like the guy with glasses in the last one
7:06 "oh gosh it's porn" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
And he does look like that guy 😂😂😂
can't wait till cody hits a million, my comments will never be seen by anyone :)
ZacharyJTA you right lol
Zach Digital gotta give it up for you bro
You’re always top comment haha
Hope so
True mate.
The best part of this video is 10:40
you little bitch
Ya lil shit
You little harlot
You little sexy garbage bin
I'm screaming "why?!" into the mirror as instructed but I'm not getting any more gay please do hair tutorial.
You should do another reading DMs video plz
I’m aware this an old vid, but I just stumbled on your channel and you are just flat out hilarious, and the fact that you don’t care about how fucked your eye looks speak volumes. Keep up the good work g
I'm surprised that you can fight off infections at your age.