Asians Are So Smart (comedian K-von)

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  • @kimchianthony
    @kimchianthony ปีที่แล้ว +82

    Viet here. ❤ Your "go pho yuself" drive through! 🤣

  • @theshypersistence
    @theshypersistence ปีที่แล้ว +76

    That LA salad analogy 😭😂

  • @keithg460
    @keithg460 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I live in Cypress, Houston TX. There is a Vietnamese place outside my neighborhood named Pho Q.

  • @artemus80j.4
    @artemus80j.4 ปีที่แล้ว +208

    Dude I’m Thai and I’m so happy to hear that you went to Thailand. When you first said it I was hoping for a good Ladyboy joke and I got it and it was funny AF bc it was 100% true😂

    • @szee8588
      @szee8588 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I know some of them want to be trans but I feel bad for the ones that do that in order to make a decent living.

    • @owlNolan
      @owlNolan ปีที่แล้ว

      Why are there so many ladyboys there and why are they more pretty than girls?

  • @itzyaboyizzy
    @itzyaboyizzy ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Good delivery. Sounds confident

  • @millenniumman75
    @millenniumman75 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    "It needed to be said!" L O L !!!!!

  • @maxkelter3561
    @maxkelter3561 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Anything better than Bang-Kok. Funny. I never assoiated that with a joke.

  • @aishasobhy7097
    @aishasobhy7097 ปีที่แล้ว +396

    It's very rare nowadays to see comics who are conservative, who have opinions and express themselves and remind people in a non-offensive way (speaking out of personal taste not forcing anyone) that it's everyone's right to have opinions and preferences. It's very tense and toxic to the point that no one is "allowed" to have mere opinions and preferences anymore. Everything offends people even others existing and saying they have different values and ways of life.

    • @kvoncomedy
      @kvoncomedy  ปีที่แล้ว +52

      you are the best

    • @natedogyoung
      @natedogyoung ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I would not call him conservative. Seems pretty liberal to me.

    • @insulareshdxo9454
      @insulareshdxo9454 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      And he doesn’t need to cuss 😂😂😂

    • @aishasobhy7097
      @aishasobhy7097 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      True. I just meant that even the presence of ppl like him with some of the traditional views that he holds is now seen by the far libs as unacceptable, which is presumptuous like who do they think they are to "police" people's minds and opinions. That's why the promotion of the presence of more traditional comics can help balance it out and give youngsters better comedy that has got value. And at the end of the day no one is perfect. Thanks for the points you guys are raising

    • @dennishalford5763
      @dennishalford5763 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ​@@insulareshdxo9454
      I don't think he was cussing. He was told pho is pronounced "fu." I think he was saying "pho ing" which is pronounced "fu ing." When you're as talented and genuinely witty as he is, he doesn't need to cuss to be funny.

  • @luvsachkash
    @luvsachkash ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Thank you for speaking up man

  • @ghostsade3
    @ghostsade3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    That was great!! The audience wasn't laughing hard enough hahaha - I really liked the Bangkok joke btw and also the one at the end about dietary preferences haha

  • @eugenewolf7493
    @eugenewolf7493 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "Fuh Kim Long"
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @bonitajolie9341
    @bonitajolie9341 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    You are out of control!! 😂😂😂

  • @dng6121
    @dng6121 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    The salad comparison was hilarious!

  • @3636lk
    @3636lk ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Had Pho yesterday, the best soup on earth. So cool to hear my man Kvon loves it also.

  • @bigmaccampos509
    @bigmaccampos509 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Speak your mind, this is refreshing comedy 😂😂😅 need more of this

  • @chayamoncanyuk5736
    @chayamoncanyuk5736 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    As a Thai lady, that's totally true when he said if the girl is very beautiful without flaws, she might be a ladyboy! 😂 I once got asked by immigration officer in South Africa if I were a ladyboy. When I told my friends about this incident, they all said " Wow! That means you are beautiful! I guess he must never seen a real ladyboy and realize how they are more beautiful than us. Haha". 😅

    • @VintageThaiLadyBoy
      @VintageThaiLadyBoy ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Oh Sis, the South African incident is hilarious! To folks of the western world reading this, this is one of the things that makes Thailand special. Thai women and Thai ladyboys exist in harmony. We ladyboys respect that the ones with wombs are the real deal and in return, the beautiful women of Thailand graciously share their public restrooms with us.

    • @tonyswe9463
      @tonyswe9463 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      No. I have seen many ladyboys in Thailand. They are ugly.

  • @levierose484
    @levierose484 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Aw! Thank you K-Von. You're awesome!

  • @RollingFishball
    @RollingFishball ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Thank you for advocating for people who still want to be allowed to have simple natural preferences 🎉

  • @douglasbaek4656
    @douglasbaek4656 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    What's crazy is this Pho Kim Long restaurant is actually real in Vegas lmao

  • @yepyep2921
    @yepyep2921 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Love it, need to watch your essentials show! Thanks!

  • @hansweissmann_xviii6754
    @hansweissmann_xviii6754 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The Bangkok joke is an oldie but Goldie, Kvon! Well done, I laughed out loud again! Thanks……

  • @howlinhobbit
    @howlinhobbit ปีที่แล้ว +10

    for a while in Seattle there was a small chain of Pho restaurants named “Pho Q.” I’m pretty sure that wasn’t an accident.

  • @SarahBee727
    @SarahBee727 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    You're pho kim funny 😁

  • @karlkascha1261
    @karlkascha1261 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Excellent, as always.

  • @tracyshaw1237
    @tracyshaw1237 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    Kvon so pho'ing funny! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 thank you for awesome comedy as always!

  • @behcherry9815
    @behcherry9815 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    “No your preference is offensive. Only my preference is allowed!”

  • @jonfrost2152
    @jonfrost2152 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    This was perfect! The delivery, the content and tone - Kvon, you’re one of the funniest people I’ve ever seen. You had me in tears laughing! 😂 Love your comedy, brother!

  • @julescoco133
    @julescoco133 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Found this on my recommended, love it !! ❤😂😂

  • @yobabybubba
    @yobabybubba ปีที่แล้ว +37

    K, you are definitely one of the best comedians out there right now.. And that was the darkest I've ever seen you go so that would make you a clean comic which is rare. And that was the darkest I've ever seen you go, so that would make you a clean comic which is rare.

  • @AimeeCVaj
    @AimeeCVaj ปีที่แล้ว +68

    Love it! Your Vietnamese impersonation is spot on!

  • @mariz107
    @mariz107 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Geographically we Filipinos are asians, but our customs are hispanic. It's kind of hard to really pin point us. We do look more like mexican than asian.

    • @kacperzimowski4626
      @kacperzimowski4626 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You only say it because Filipinos have unhealthy obsession with whitening their skin and paint their hair to a foreigner colours, which takes away from your real beauty. I have been living in the Philippines for many years and MOST of the men and women (+80%) look stricte asian (you can call it southern chinese, Burmese, Vietnamese). My wife is Filipina and everybody in my polish family sees her as asian and only asian + They have complimented her 100 times at the moment of this video. I literally have strangers in Poland walking up to me and saying "You have such a beatiful wife + 15 relatives saying the same thing, to the point that I give clear signals that enough is enough, but they still go forward with all the compliments. And my wife hears all of that having her 100% natural dark skin color, having 100% natural hair color.

    • @mariz107
      @mariz107 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kacperzimowski4626 I don't know which part of the Philippines you've been, but not all of us are Asian looking. There are Filipinos that look more Asian; the ones with more squinted eyes, we call them chinitos/chinitas. For the most part we look more like Mexicans. We are brown and not yellow. You can easily tell the ones that bleach their skin. They look funny. They look like Casper the ghost.

    • @chanthana7694
      @chanthana7694 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Phillipines is an interesting mixed. I believe the Mongoloid descent were already there (after the Nigritos) before Spain settle in which explain why some Pilipino looks Asian and some looks Spanish.

    • @mariz107
      @mariz107 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@chanthana7694 We also have ancestry From Malaysians and Indonesians.

  • @pawin2855
    @pawin2855 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Ever since I stumbled upon your comedy special on Dry Bar, I was hooked on your phenomenal comedic sense of humor.
    Great to know that you enjoy Vietnamese cuisine, especially Pho 🇻🇳
    Have a pho-king wonderful day 😂

  • @tella117
    @tella117 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I’m allergic to nuts too lol😂

  • @minnietrout814
    @minnietrout814 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    You’re too funny. 😆

  • @pj2.085
    @pj2.085 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    I always love your humor! 💕

  • @rockclementson2336
    @rockclementson2336 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Crazy I'm allergic to nuts too lol 😂

  • @KittyKat667
    @KittyKat667 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    K-von, I love you.......😅🤣❤
    And I love your style....❤

  • @ScottRossProductions
    @ScottRossProductions ปีที่แล้ว +11

    You are one of the few young comedians that can make me laugh. Mike the Mime the Podcast.

  • @debmcginnis2142
    @debmcginnis2142 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Too funny!😂

  • @PlatypusRoll
    @PlatypusRoll ปีที่แล้ว +4

    In Phoenix, there was a Pho place that was called "Pho King Eggroll" right across the street. They know what they're doing XD

  • @It_isGreatwith_mysoul
    @It_isGreatwith_mysoul ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Bangkok ! It just sounds funny the way he says it !!!!!

  • @SunDevil31
    @SunDevil31 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This dudes cadence and delivery are spot-on. Hard subscribe.

    • @kvoncomedy
      @kvoncomedy  ปีที่แล้ว +2

      U rock

    • @SunDevil31
      @SunDevil31 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kvoncomedy No you bro. You are 1 funny mfr. 😄

  • @45seventeen77
    @45seventeen77 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    You funny guy!

  • @AS-yo4qv
    @AS-yo4qv ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This is pho-king awesome

  • @richardhsuh
    @richardhsuh ปีที่แล้ว +3

    PHO KIM LONG !!!!!!!!!!! Shoutout to that family nice folks!

  • @Dragonmancer1
    @Dragonmancer1 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Duck Curry soup is the best. 😂❤😂

    • @Dragonmancer1
      @Dragonmancer1 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      In fact it's pho Kim good

  • @williambryan3346
    @williambryan3346 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “And I’m allergic to nuts.” 🤣

  • @starkimage_jrs7710
    @starkimage_jrs7710 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Hormone Free or Non Genetically Modified. And I'm Allergic to Nuts" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @EpiCz_Izzy
    @EpiCz_Izzy ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I’m Filipino. Do us! Do us! 😂

  • @crankerson
    @crankerson ปีที่แล้ว +1

    There's a Good Pho You in Granada Hills. I wonder if that's the one you visited. This skit was great! Keep it up my man

  • @Superman_305
    @Superman_305 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Go fa yo self we open 💀😂

  • @TheresaElle
    @TheresaElle ปีที่แล้ว +14

    We Viets, we love you long time K-Von! 😂

  • @fuglbird
    @fuglbird ปีที่แล้ว +6

    One of the few stand ups that are actually funny. Respect.

  • @antonellag9771
    @antonellag9771 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    What an awesome video! I laughed so hard, my tonsils came out. Lol

  • @susiesmith7997
    @susiesmith7997 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    OMG! Real, based comedy, can it be? Nicely done young man. Appreciate the morning belly laugh.

  • @ciaronsmith4995
    @ciaronsmith4995 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I don't understand why the call themselves Asians. They are Orientals.
    The word "Asian" was used by the Greek Historian Herodotus to describe the people who lived in Persia (Iran).

    • @kvoncomedy
      @kvoncomedy  ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yes

    • @MPIO2023
      @MPIO2023 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes, but the Anglos you know, kind like they don't get it. Kvon is Persian so he knows.

  • @KageNoTenshi
    @KageNoTenshi ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I swear that’s like my biggest hang up on going with Thai women haha

  • @sevanjacob2285
    @sevanjacob2285 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I think I’m gonna use your analogy of women and salad. Thank for the laughs Kvon

  • @TLe-nf9lo
    @TLe-nf9lo ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The phở places in California, for the most part, have intended restaurants names as puns. It's phở-king awesome.

  • @RorschachZ777
    @RorschachZ777 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    i loved when he wanted to try Vietnamese food all around the world, and he went to Vegas🤣🤣🤣

    • @kvoncomedy
      @kvoncomedy  ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yes. Best in the world

    • @yellostallion
      @yellostallion ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@kvoncomedyThere is a Pho King in Austin TX. Yes, no pho king joke.

  • @RamneekSD
    @RamneekSD ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Dude is a hidden gem lol. Surprised I didn’t watch him till today

  • @rickparker679
    @rickparker679 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    KV, you make us laugh, long time.

  • @incognito__00
    @incognito__00 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    3:35 Mann... You are hilarious! And here I'm not allergic to nuts rather I'm attracted 😂❤

  • @mekasimpson3447
    @mekasimpson3447 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This was awesome " go fu youself" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @swatir.567
    @swatir.567 ปีที่แล้ว

    YAYYY MY FAVOURITE KVON!!!!. "i like my women like an LA girl likes her salad- "HORMONE FREE" LMAOOOOOOOOOOO

  • @Philbrazil
    @Philbrazil ปีที่แล้ว +2

    subbed cuz this man's keeps it real! pho k yeah!😂

  • @ladyweasellou3367
    @ladyweasellou3367 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Omg 😂 "..and I'm allergic to nuts."
    I laughed too hard... It's Midnight and I'm trying to keep quiet but I ended up laughing so hard that I woke my husband and the ferret 🤣

  • @pavkat5574
    @pavkat5574 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You're so funny K-VON❤
    Thank you!

  • @chanthana7694
    @chanthana7694 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Brilliant !!!👏

  • @joycepino5346
    @joycepino5346 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This guy is so funny.

  • @darthaisei
    @darthaisei ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Do you ever do shows in Long Beach CA?

    • @kvoncomedy
      @kvoncomedy  ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I used to each week

    • @darthaisei
      @darthaisei ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kvoncomedy You should go back to the Laugh factory. I would totally go see you.

  • @cogboy302
    @cogboy302 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The drive thru could also be called 'Pho Off.'

  • @bilalsid5914
    @bilalsid5914 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That made me subscribe

  • @Phentes
    @Phentes 6 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Omg the ending was the funniest part

  • @keishaguilford2170
    @keishaguilford2170 ปีที่แล้ว

    He said I'm allergic to nuts🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Jubeidono2012
    @Jubeidono2012 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Liberals: The only preference you should have is our preferences.

  • @Notintimidated2013
    @Notintimidated2013 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    That was brilliant!!!🤣👍🏻⭐️🏆⭐️🏆⭐️🏆⭐️🏆

    • @KittyKat667
      @KittyKat667 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He's ALWAYS brilliant......😂

  • @sofil9515
    @sofil9515 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This guy is hilarious. Audience why aren´t you laughing more and louder?

  • @darleneh7740
    @darleneh7740 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Deliriously funny!!! 😂❣️❣️❣️

  • @kathart5045
    @kathart5045 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    In Brisbane, we have a Vietnamese restaurant called ‘Pho Queue’.

  • @odysseyohio5772
    @odysseyohio5772 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    So Hilarious 😅😅 ... Anyway u hv such a strong stand....

  • @toastinos4205
    @toastinos4205 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I jsut discovered kvon and i love how he can be funny without cussing and screaming.

  • @moneymikz
    @moneymikz ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Try Pho King…it’s Pho King good

  • @krh7150
    @krh7150 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Love you being conservative, and making great jokes at the same time, ❤

  • @iwanttobeontheisland
    @iwanttobeontheisland ปีที่แล้ว +1

    In the town I went to college, there was a pho restaurant called "Pho Tien Long" and then they opened up a second restaurant in the next town over and called it "Pho Tien Long 2"

  • @donq2957
    @donq2957 ปีที่แล้ว

    Cmon KVon hit out of the park.

  • @michaelabogdan
    @michaelabogdan ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is so good...😃😃😃

  • @Maria_Serbina
    @Maria_Serbina ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Oh man, thank you so much for a good laugh 😂❤

  • @1DLP4life
    @1DLP4life ปีที่แล้ว

    Im allergic to nuts, i dont want it in my throat🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀

  • @stonebone316
    @stonebone316 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    You're not kidding about Vietnamese food. There was a Vietnamese place a couple miles off the base i was stationed at in georgia, and this clip immediately made me remember it. That place was phenomenal.

    • @kvoncomedy
      @kvoncomedy  6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      PhoNominal

    • @stonebone316
      @stonebone316 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@kvoncomedy lmao nice

  • @tutran8363
    @tutran8363 ปีที่แล้ว

    Phở Shizzle Moezzle!! 😂 Love you bro!

  • @owjanshahmiri7038
    @owjanshahmiri7038 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Haha 😁 that Bangkok joke was hilarious. I gotta tell you man it's not as bad as it sounds though, and I am half persian half iranian who just came back.

    • @mytravls
      @mytravls ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You mean you are 💯 Iranian. Right?

    • @mar25947
      @mar25947 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mytravlsI was so confused by his comment lol

    • @mytravls
      @mytravls ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mar25947 😂😂

  • @L3eKing91
    @L3eKing91 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Lmfao the ending wass funniest

  • @TxTonya
    @TxTonya 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I'm allergic to nuts. LOL🤣

  • @cmcd1008
    @cmcd1008 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Not trying to Bangkok....well played, sir, well played

  • @kimchianthony
    @kimchianthony ปีที่แล้ว +2

    btw, despite being a subscriber to your channel, it's not being loaded into my feed. i have to go to your channel every time.

  • @aalires
    @aalires 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I’m looking for 5s and below!

  • @Emzzz78
    @Emzzz78 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    I’m glad someone is still Laing real jokes these days. No mainstream comedian can get away with any of this. It’s so sad. I just want to laugh, even if it’s at my expense. Plenty of white girl jokes out there 😂😂😂

  • @enamweaknopahknop9661
    @enamweaknopahknop9661 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I’m Thai look at the wrist and height. Men have much bigger bone therefore wrist, elsewhere it can be relatively the same for Asian. Height wise, Thai women are usually not taller than 5’7, if they are in a 5’9 zone you are in for a 50-50 chance, it’s a model or ur enjoying the Bangdik experience. From time to time, jawline and hand size can be good exposure.
    There, you can now come to Thailand with some weapon to avoid Bangdik experience. However, I think not getting the Bangdik experience as a foreigner is like not coming here at all, so go catch ‘em.

  • @ThanseelaBeegum
    @ThanseelaBeegum ปีที่แล้ว +1

    " Allergic to nuts "