What is the story behind all these trolls? Like I read here. That Zlatan doesnt live on earth earth lives on zlatan. What is the reason or story behind?
Mr Maestro 87505 anyone who uses the phrase "fucktard" is almost definitely a "fucktard" themself so congratulations. would love to hear your basis for calling me a fucktard though
I like that format, of 2-3 people on a couch. He brought that from England. The guests are more relaxed, and also you might see the craziest combinations of people!
It is an American show, they bleep any kind of swear word. The only word that gets bleeped in England is c*nt. America is always upside down and cak to front with how they do things. Let them buy guns and also die for their country, don't let them buy a drink or hear a swear word.
@@AshirwadSarmah GNTM stands for"Germany's Next Top Model", a German reality show about... models, of course. Then two people said they were looking out for other German speakers on the thread. (I suspect because Heidi Klum hosts the show)
You or Jimmy Kimmel should interview Melania Trump. It would be an interesting interview. Imagine if you convinced her to play Spill Your Guts or Fill Your Guts. :D
Thandie Newton looks phenomenal and has such a georgous smile! (so many Zlatan and Heidi comments and nearly no one notices this beauty of an actress).
@@eqh1593 It's funny that European think they are smarter or have the better education which is not true at all. Look at all the shithole European countries .
Vjerojatno, ali ja osobno radije kažem da pričam hrvatski umjesto jugoslavenskog. Da je rekao da priča bosanski nitko ne bi ništa reka. Vjerojatno znaš da su ljudi malo alergični na izraz Jugoslavija ( bar većina) zbog prošlosti.
They are essentially the same language, so I never understood the need to call them seperate languages. To me German can be divided into different languages as the Swiss dialect is different to German or austrian German.
To je svesno rekao s namerom da izbegne ovakva prepucavanja. U suštini svi s prostora bivše Juge govorimo jezikom koji svi razumemo. Evo ti si recimo bez problema razumela šta je ovde napisano, iako je na srpskom jeziku.
When Neil Armstrong stepped on to the moon... ...first thing he noticed: Zlatan footprints. Sir Edmund Hilary climbs Everest; finds Zlatan-shaped snow angels. Magellan circumnavigates the globe; Zlatan passed him twice...rowing.
It was nice of Zlatan to let James Corden on his show!
doow90 The late late show with Zlatan Ibrahimovic
Yes really Nice
The Zlatan Ibrahimovic Show with Late Late
Who are the guys sitting with Zlatan?
By the comments you guys are gay for him.
Zlatan once missed school two days in a row. Those days later called ‘Saturday and Sunday ‘.
Zegeye Mekonin omg i love this lmao
I don't get it
Dzek Trbosjek omg so mean you roasted him 😆
Dzek Trbosjek Madridiots are even more retarded, it’s in their name too
@Dzek Trbosjek from where he's from, the weekend is Friday and Saturday
Once Zlatan had to pee during a match so the referee stopped
the game.
We now call it as half time.
khaled mohammed 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Oh man that's hilarious
khaled mohammed wAiT aCtuAlLy?
Zelo r/whoosh
@@gurnoorsingh1453 no, r/whoosh u. Can u not see how i wrote it? Search it up m8
When Zlatan wants to speak in class, the teacher has to raise his/her hand
why
If Zlatan speak your language, you're the foreigner.
😂😂😂😂😂good one
Lol
He speaks my language
AIMBOT COACH_toby what you speak?
Haha👍🏻
When Zlatan makes a mistake in English the dictionary updates
This is officially the best TH-cam comment section ever🤣😂
@Mr Freak Freaking k
Full me
@@jalalejeowkr4380 hornuy
@Mr Freak Freaking
Now
Why is James Corden talking so much on Zlatans show
Cause the guest needs to talk
@@whyureadingthis8882 zlatan never gave him permission to talk
Wdym, it’s James cordens Show
@@Vinnicombe1 it's a joke
@@Vinnicombe1 r/Woosh
When Zlatan was born he drove his mother home
This one is new.
he has born his mother
Thats a chuck norris joke bro
That is a Kirikou joke but I am sure to be the only one to know why in this comment section
Actually, his mother didn't have to push when giving birth...Zlatan just came out easily.
Zlatan's father is known as Zlatan Jr.
Hahahahahha rofl, epic one
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
best comment ever 😂😂😂
Hahaha
Zlatan doesn’t live on Earth, Earth lives on Zlatan
Aaron Newman under zlatan
No the earth lives under zlatans feet
That would make him Atlas wouldn't it?
Ryan affect clearly you didn't know zlatan before clicking on this video.
This one of those eg where u can't actually think ABT a joke but try hard
I once set zlatan as my password
It was too strong
under rated comment
Whoa
😂😂
*too weak
Corden: has clickbait title
The internet: *Zlatan*
This is the best comment combined with that profile picture
S
Video title about Heidi.
Me: more happy to see zlatan in video
True😂
Heidi still hot thoo🔥
Why is everyone praising Zlatan the same way people do Chuck Norris? In this comment section?
@@fynkozari9271 he is football Chuck Norris
First time i agreed with a Man City supporter hahah. See ZLATAN brings together two Warring MANCHESTER CLUBS.
When Zlatan is in your home you are the guest
What is the story behind all these trolls? Like I read here. That Zlatan doesnt live on earth earth lives on zlatan. What is the reason or story behind?
@@arzt_bunnyhop7180 Because Zlatan is legend.Try to watch some interviews with him
@@arzt_bunnyhop7180 only football fans can get it .
Ghani Shaikh He’s known for being extremely arrogant to the point where it’s funny so people meme him.
Lmaoooooo
Saw the title.
Clicked.
Stayed for Zlatan.
Same
Same here
Why is everyone so into that guy?
Zlatan doesn’t live on Earth, Earth lives on Zlatan
Zlatan do not get wet when he swims, the pool get zlatanned
Lmao I'm dead
ABOLARINWA samuel thats a good one
I would like but it has 420
Haha good
Have you never heard about chuck Norris jokes??? In Germany we tell exact the same jokes 2 years ago with Chuck...
*Zlatan claps for something he said*
*Audience starts clapping also because Zlatan was clapping*
I farted
When Źłätäñ claps, you clap
Lmao
You mean the clapping started to Zlatan.
@@pus-c-slayer2296 🤣
Zlatan doesn’t speak French, French speaks Zlatan
Zlatan is the greatest french speaker in the entire universe
Haha
Chuck Borris the greatest french speaker in the universe is zlatan
Sàyūs në rushīmy réspubliç
A friend once offered zlatan a ride home while he was jogging.
Zlatan said sorry I m in hurry
This comment is underrated 😂🤣😂
This is the Heidi comment you are searching for.
Thanks
This is the best TH-cam comment section ever🤣😂
😂🤣
Nah, the comment section of pumped up kicks is better. But this one is really good
Agree😂😂
Yeah man . Keeps getting better every month.
pumped up kicks is better, ussr national anthem, love me long time and there bunch of other vids which got better comment section
Just here for Zlatan
same he really is entertaining...glad he came to america
Fabien Rahmad same
You cannot be here for Zlatan, Zlatan is here for you
Muhamad Fareed bin Mohamad Rozaini that makes it sound like Zlatan finds the other guy special smh
Fabien Rahmad sameee
"This is power"
-Thanos looking at Zlatan Hand
Josh Rocko instead of using the gauntlet he'd use zlatans hand
HAHA n1
Heidi came for Zlatan
Hahaha
Comments in a nutshell: 5% about the Video, 95% Zlatan Zlatan
95% comments are not about Zlatan. 95% Zlatan is about the comments.
Zlatan is in the video?
Honestly there's not even 5% about the Video. Zlatan covers 99% of the comments
If Zlatan has the corona virus, you put the virus in quarantine.
siranat keereerat
Zlatan doesnt have corona, corona has zlatan
Lmfao
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
this was funny haha
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Heidi wanted Zlatan that Night.
U would never git this
But you.
Heidi came that night for Zlatan
She wants it real bad
The other one wants it just as bad
Zlatan and the Hulk had an arm wrestling contest.
Whoever lost, had to paint themselves green.
now u know
*STEALED COMMENT*
@@russelljones.b6828 good grammar
@@russelljones.b6828 which meme?
@@pavannair6469 what meme are you talking about dude? Are you high? 😂😂
@@CharanKumar-oi3od the guy said it's a meme "stealed comment" but he deleted his comment
Zlatan thinking "When you give Zlatan hand job, you're holding jewelry"
🤣🤣
Lol,that was really a good one😂😂
The Zlatan Ibrahimovic show with late night featuring James Corden
James corden: *censors abusive language*
Also him: "Heidi klum has had alot of hand jobs"
And that's abusive language how!? There is no reason to beep that
@@t-mac1951 It's still not family friendly. If you're gonna make sex jokes, then there's no need to censor one or two abusive words
@@brotherhh2491 and they are censoring even words like "puzza" which is a perfectly normal word in italian
And she clearly didn’t get the double meaning of that haha
When English isn’t one’s first language, every spoken word is taken at face value!
Zlatan is the master of talking trash.
True
No, Talking trash is zlatan
Pipe Bomb 😎
No one should get into a war of wits or ghetto style smack talk with him. Whatever _they_ say will never rattle him. If anything it just fuels him.
Mattis Haile Zlatan is the master of everything
Zlatan's french is better than the real french
JACK36AFC haha, what the fuck do you know
JACK36AFC don't you mean French's Zlatan?
Mr Maestro 87505 anyone who uses the phrase "fucktard" is almost definitely a "fucktard" themself so congratulations. would love to hear your basis for calling me a fucktard though
Mr Maestro 87505 ummm its clearly a fucking joke which 400 people understood and approved of so stfu
@Mr Maestro 87505. r/whooooosshhhh
The Earth doesn’t turn around the sun.
The sun turns around Zlatan.
Kysha u mean orbit
@@nguyencongnguyen2553 no zlatan
Have you never heard about chuck Norris jokes??? In Germany we tell exact the same jokes 2 years ago with Chuck...
Zlatan doesn’t ask for the wifi password, the wifi password asks for Zlatan
When Zlatan forgot to do his homework, the principal called the teachers parents.
😂😂Underrated comment
One of the really good ones 😂😂
😂😂😂😂
Zlatan doesn't get high when he smokes weed, the weed gets Zlatanned.
When Zlatan Installs Microsoft Windows they accept his Terms and Conditions .
Zlatan took a 10 hour rest once.
We now call this night.
Jacob Godde nice one
Zlatan doesn't do pushups, he does earth downs
Zlatan: breathes
TH-cam comment section: *the human race is alive because we breathe the same air that Zlatan breathes*
Why is this happening, I don’t what did Zlatan do tho?
PixersKev Production You watch football?
I don't know is it just me but i feel like zlatan is much more comfortable here than in other talkshow
I like that format, of 2-3 people on a couch. He brought that from England. The guests are more relaxed, and also you might see the craziest combinations of people!
Graham Norton style
Because the host knows about football and knows what Zlatan represents
Idea: Since this bit is all about swearing, put Uncensored in the title and don't censor it. The beeping ruined this.
Why do they even need to censor if its italian on an english show
Reece, coz people and families who speak Italian watch the show too.
It is an American show, they bleep any kind of swear word. The only word that gets bleeped in England is c*nt. America is always upside down and cak to front with how they do things. Let them buy guns and also die for their country, don't let them buy a drink or hear a swear word.
100%
FREIFICKMUSCHi
"Because you have done a lot of hand jobs." That last line was epic.. 😂😂
The creativity of the comments is unreal
Nice of James corden to come on the zlatan show
people who came for heidi must be so confused at these zlatan comments rn xD
Exactly.. what .. why is this?
@@beluwuga cause zlatan's a legend
@norman simpson wtf
@norman simpson english and fair together just feels wrong
@norman simpson and everyone knows zlatan because he's a legend who worked hard to reach where he is now it has nothing to do with herd mentality
James "You've done a lot of hand jobs" Corden to Klum Had to LMAO!
When zlatan eats, everyone eats , this is called dinner
As he’s came back to AC Milan he’ll get to enjoy Italian again😁
Really? Wtf he must be like 40
You italians really like old players lol
Ignacio Aguilar Fabio Quagliiaria was last season’s top scorer with 26 goals tho he’s 37🙃 so ya if you’re a good player age doesn’t matter
@@musichead8625 We should get Fabio, Zlatan, Buffon, etc. in the same team to see what happens haha
@Der Matthias Haha yes I read that somewhere
At the end of your comment there is a typo btw: Grandson*
Cordan even helped her by phrasing "hand-model" before she talked 😂😂
Hahahah Zlatan looking at his hands saying "This is power", too damn real.
😂😂😂
Irgendwelche deutschen hier?
Aha
Wir sind überall 💅🏻
hallöchen
Hier 🙋🏽♀️
Hallo na!!!
When Zlatan is in prison he has the option to leave
Everyone has it's called bail
zlatan doesnt commit crime the crime commits zlatan
Just Me 🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
When Zlatan is in prison, he's free and the rest of the world is behind bars.
@@satyennarawade9723 Zlatan once offered money now its called a bail
Zlatan wanted to live alone when he was a kid . So his parents left the house
Bin ich die einzige die von gntm kommt 😂
hahshsh noo ich hab darauf gewartet deutsch sprechende in der comment section zu finden AHAHSH
@@marie-pr8qt ich auch haha
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Please translate 🥺
@@AshirwadSarmah i came from a Show in germany
@@AshirwadSarmah GNTM stands for"Germany's Next Top Model", a German reality show about... models, of course. Then two people said they were looking out for other German speakers on the thread. (I suspect because Heidi Klum hosts the show)
You or Jimmy Kimmel should interview Melania Trump. It would be an interesting interview. Imagine if you convinced her to play Spill Your Guts or Fill Your Guts. :D
First question
Do you love Donald and she would eat?
Well to be fair she has already eaten bull penis.
Dionasia Gardner
Does it matter? It's an entertainment show. Anyway, imagine James asking her his embarassing questions? :D
Zaid Malack HAHAHAHAHAHA BRILLIANT 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
lets not make her more famous
Heidi's voice is so different in English
ich schätz mal du bist deutsch. ich find das eigentlich nicht, dass sie soooo anders klingt.
In this one James were the guest in Zlatans Talkshow
Thandie Newton looks phenomenal and has such a georgous smile! (so many Zlatan and Heidi comments and nearly no one notices this beauty of an actress).
"What languages do you speak?"
1. Zlatan
2. Zlatan
3. Zlatan
4. Zlatan
5. Zlatan
Marcus Schultz ikr
0:14 Damn thought that tree was his hair 😂
That you can say on television!
Zlatan doesen't speak languages, the languages speak Zlatan
"Yugoslavian language" 😂🤣🤣😅
Zlatan doesn't speak five languages, those five languages sounds like Zlatan
Damn I thought Heidi was in her 30s but she's actually 44!
You can tell she is an old wrench xD
It’s obvious that she’s in her mid 50s
@A. R. If you consider someone almost 30 years old to be a teenager I've got some bad news for you
She definitely doesn't look 30. She's aging quickly.
@@Fiskie666 She looks 32-33ish
Who the hell is beeping Italian swearwords?
I absolutely love Heidi Klum. She seems like such a down to earth person.
Exactly I do too! I absolutely love her!!
4:31 Zlatan is like: "I don't think so lady"
Zlatan wore sunglasses once,
now we call it night.
Europeans in the house. I just realized it.
IQ just went up 10 points
@@eqh1593 No 20 points by now! :)
@@eqh1593 It's funny that European think they are smarter or have the better education which is not true at all. Look at all the shithole European countries .
@@peterholzer9271 it's a fact that European has a better Education
@@lujasuomi3509cyka blyat
yugoslavian xD Well people could argue about the term but I guess it is the easiest way to explain to America xD :P
U sustini svi Jugoslovenski jezici su slicni tj. skoro pa isti. Tako da nema smisla nabrajati 3-4 jezika ako je razlika samo u akcentima.
Vjerojatno, ali ja osobno radije kažem da pričam hrvatski umjesto jugoslavenskog.
Da je rekao da priča bosanski nitko ne bi ništa reka.
Vjerojatno znaš da su ljudi malo alergični na izraz Jugoslavija ( bar većina) zbog prošlosti.
Realno, mogao je da kaze da prica jos 4 jezika... Srpski, bosanski, hrvatski i crnogorski.
They are essentially the same language, so I never understood the need to call them seperate languages. To me German can be divided into different languages as the Swiss dialect is different to German or austrian German.
To je svesno rekao s namerom da izbegne ovakva prepucavanja. U suštini svi s prostora bivše Juge govorimo jezikom koji svi razumemo. Evo ti si recimo bez problema razumela šta je ovde napisano, iako je na srpskom jeziku.
Zlatans face when she Said ”It’s not true what they say tho”
“Then you say BEEEEEEEEEEEEP”
Ah come on :/
I think it's "vattene a fanculo". 90% sure. Greetings from Italy ;)
When zlatan spells a word wrong the dictionary changes the word
3:34 Zlatan's reaction speaks for all of us
didn´t know there were as many zlatan jokes as there chuck norris ones
When Zlatan farts, everyone around him says sorry.
Me - is excited to see a video with Heidi Klum
Comments - "the sun doesn't blink, Zlatan does"
The sun blinks,Zlatan doesn't
Zlatan was just standing around one day, then CBS decided to built a studio around him, and hired Corden to host.
When Neil Armstrong stepped on to the moon...
...first thing he noticed: Zlatan footprints.
Sir Edmund Hilary climbs Everest; finds Zlatan-shaped snow angels.
Magellan circumnavigates the globe; Zlatan passed him twice...rowing.
“I don’t swear my kids might watch this someday!“
1 minute later:
“I hAdE mAnY hAnDjObS“
I don’t think she realized the double meaning until it was too late haha
Did they bleep "puzza"? :'D
Giulia Marchetti yea they did lool
si! 😂
I don't know what that is in english but if i try to calculated the possibilities the result would be "pussy" right ?
No, it's "stinks". Not a swear word at all!
Elkai Dred it means "stinks" and its a very common word in italy
When Zlatan answers a question wrong, the definition of the question changes.
Once Zlatan stayed at home maintained his distance from everyone else.
We know that as 2020 now.
What an amazing mother/role model, who constantly thinks about what she says on tv in incase her kids see it. Wow !
1:24 I like how he claps after swearing
Zlatan has some powerful pull with people, tons of charisma; you can tell they 're all mesmerized by him!
If Zlatan falls off from a chair, the chair has to apologize
When Zlatan misses school, the principle writes an apology.
They keep staring at Zlatan, even when James is talking/questioning
Once Zlatan decided to go for a swim. He felt a tickle on his back.
The Titanic was finally found over 80 years later.
I am italian and, well... it is fun to see three international celebs saying italian is the best language to trashtalk. Cuz it is the truth.
Cosa ha detto, “ma vaffanculo” ?
When Zlatan comes to your house, you become the guest
When Zlatan comes to your house, he gives you the WiFi password
What was the first Italian phrase Zlatan said? Can‘t figure it out -.- why are they bleeping this out also for youtube... drives me nuts
probably "vattene affanculo", go fuck yourself
Mindcrime80 thanks :)
you're welcome...its basically an emphasized version of the standard "vaffanculo"
Should have been pretty straightforward to learn in French then! "Va te fair enculer". Very useful phrase.
A mother with 4 children YES she had a lots of hand jobs 😂😂
Yeah Heidi ❤👌! As a German I got the impression that Heidi is the only well known celebrity from Germany in the USA... Am i right?
Daniel Brühl, Diane Krüger
Luca Peter Stimmt. Aber ich vermute mal, dass die beiden eher einem speziellen Publikum bekannt sind. Heidi dagegen der breiten Öffentlichkeit.
jasper w99 ya you are! I'm part German (Hessian) American
Howie Long I'm a Hessian as well! ☺💪👋
jasper w99 Revolutionary War bring your German Family here as mine did?
once zlatan travelled abroad and missed a month of school, they are now called summer holidays
"That you can say on television" 😂🤣🤣