The filmmakers said they wanted the Minecraft movie to avoid an "ugly Sonic" situation but had full confidence to shoot it in live-action instead of just animating it like the LEGO Movies
Thing is everything is basically already animated. Except for the humans. Why didn’t they just make it all animated? Cuz the monsters and environments look good but the animals are the ugly sonic and the humans feel a lil out of place
Kevin Hart is also in almost literally every other major movie, like, chill. The age of the moviestar as we used to know it, is kinda over. People on TH-cam with a good video editing program and a dream are getting more views than cinematic releases pumped into our consciousness by millions of dollars and names bigger* than the moon at this point. *At least in their own minds.
@@viscountrainbows2857this sounds plausible until you realize tiktok changed that by splitting paths and what most people watch now, note how we dont really have the trending tab anymore
I hope the kid at 1:03 has parents going through a divorce Popularmmos style, so the reason he goes into minecraft with what looks to be his older sibling and two random adults to learn that nothing is real and true love is dead. All he can do is join jack black in oblivion. Also Garbage Man
@@Joshi_ForReal and the fact that TH-cam comments like this are kicking multimillion dollar Hollywood scripts in the taint, is why we sail the high seas 🦜🏴☠️
reminds me of the ATLA movie where Katara's actress wasn't going to be in the film, but her dad paid for her to be katara so everyone's ethnicity is fucked up and Sokka's actor, who was supposed to be Zuko, became Sokka and vice versa. Now who paid for Jack Black to be Steve? Maybe corporate thought it was a good fit even though it CLEARLY isn't? Maybe Jack Black just wants to be type casted now because he's older and his acting range is getting smaller
“What’s happening Steve?!??!” “The server’s crashing! We’re losing too much dedotated wam! Oops, I mean, dedicated ram. Doesn’t quite roll off the tongue” *Proceeds to 40 minute Steve X Garrett Garbageman Garrison makeout scene*
The fact that there's a real possibility that the actors are supposed to look weird and "quirky" in the movie just so that they could be made into those custom skin packs on Bedrock Edition is surely something
Jack Black gets kicked in the balls by the llama of the trailer and he shouts "Ow! Right in the enderpearls!" With a squeaky voice. Cinema movie of all time.
So, minecraft lore expert here🤓, this movie isn't based on minecraft. It is based on a SPINOFF game called Minecraft Legends, that flopped SO HARD, it was basically dead on arrival. So the movie has a lot of things that are just straight up wrong when compared to actual minecraft. I have a conspiracy theory that they made Legends for the sole purpose of having SOMETHING to make a movie about
Considering the plot of the movie looks like it'll be the Nether/piglins invading the Overworld to conquer for themselves (which is the exact same plot in Minecraft Legends and totally not inspired by or taken from Fallen Kingdom) I guess i shouldnt be surprised, but I still find it weird to base the movies plot off of THAT instead of something more original
There is like.. at least 5 great simple Minecraft movie ideas that isn't this. But seeing creatively bankrupt Microsoft has been making Mojang, it wouldn't surprise me.
would you believe me if one of the most important piglins in this is called “general chungus” and i’m not kidding, this is from a supposed test screening
Jason Mamoa is probably playing a guy named "Brian" and Steve will say, "You were supposed to be the hero, Brian." Jason will reply, "I like that name, Herobrine," then he will kill Steve or something like that but Steve will just respawn.
@@Unbelievablyunfunny I suppose the cast could re record certain lines to say his name is Brian. But I would worry they have to like chi their mouth movements or Everytime they speak to him it's adr. Kind of like the dialogue retaining to mothra in gxk
Imagine if the actors are actually locked in a null space neon void composed of green screen in infinite directions and they had to make this movie millions of times to leave
My favourite part of the movie will be when Steve says "it's minecrafting time" then minecrafted all over the place, snapped the bad guy's neck, did a backflip, and saved the day
I hope when I go see it in theaters a bunch of Minecraft TH-camrs shove me out of the way to sit down and it’s like the SpongeBob movie with the pirates
The funniest part of this movie has to be Jack Black as Steve because they didn't dye his beard or make him get a cut or shave or anything resembling Steve, they just put Jack Black in a blue shirt and pants and decided THAT was enough.
i want danny devito to play herobrine and he shows up and says “steve it has been awhile” and jack black reveals his top 10 saddest origin stories moment
U can not convince me that jack black is actually steve, thats gotta be the pg family friendly twist where hes just some guy pretending to be the real steve
To be fair, In DanTDM's reaction, he said he was on set during filming and said that there's a reason why its called "a minecraft movie" rather than "The minecraft movie" which means MAYBE, just MAYBE, we could get a minecraft story mode movie. I PRAY that they do one, i BEG
There's someone making an animated series remake of Minecraft story mode but they said that it's gonna have some differences to keep it fresh, you can look at the trailer on youtube (btw it's releasing 2025)
4:37 Blink and you miss it but in the nether shot it seems steve is there in front of the camera Now, this most likely is just them going to face the piglins but And hear me out What if they all walk in, they look at the man and go "steve.. you conquered the nether, youre a hero.." and he goes "im no hero.. name's braine.." 10/10 OSCAR NOMINIE
Captain sparkles reacted to the trailer and gave some insight into how when the movie was being worked on by a different guy years ago he was asked how a live action minecraft movie could look and. He didn’t know what to say at all. He did also confirm he’s not in the movie what so ever so there’s that.
Bro I live in New Zealand and I didn't even their know "filming" here now I can say that we live in both the Lord of the rings world and the Minecraft world I AM STEVE . . . .
"what's this supposed to be? A mine where you craft?" "Yeah i like to play MMOs. Which ones? Oh you know, the popular ones." "Maybe with this special crafting table, we can make a diamond minecart!" "Who am I? Well you can just call me Carson" "I wish there was someone here to help us, but I guess that's only a dream" "You're a hero brian!" "Is that a creeper? Aw man..." "Everyone's playing Minecraft, even the sky does it!" "I guess you could say this is a fallen kingdom"
What if the villain for the movie is like idk, the lionmaker or something and after defeating him Steve is like “maybe the miners was the friends we made along the way”
@@chazington1073 I'm never forgiving you for dissing lemon demon, but I'm still gonna watch your silly videos because watching five jerma streams a day isn't doing it for me
If there’s any villagers in the movie we all know there’s only one person on this earth who can voice all of them. We NEED the element animations villager voice actor for the movie. It’s also theoretically feasible because element animations has worked with mojang in the past for the Minecraft live animations
Peak cinema would be if Jason Mamoa was actually steve but his memories had been taken or something and Jack Black was an imposter pretending to do be steve but he's actually herobrine. I already got a scene in my head "I'm not steve, I am brine." "you were supposed to be a hero, brine." "Say that again⁉⁉" Absolute cinema 🔥🔥🔥🔥
2:40 notice how there are diamond helmets in the background that are identical to the ones seen in game, despite the characters looking like regular people so the helmets won't fit
I remember when I was 10, my mom was helping me get ready for school and broke the news to me. All I remember is being excited for it, picturing it in my head like those epic Minequest animations but in 3D, and my mom saying Mac from It’s Always Sunny and Steve Carrel we’re gonna be in it.
3:22 Minecraft story mode did technically show the ender dragon, Soren tells you about it and there's a cutscene of the Old order of the stone fighting it, I think it's in chapter 4
I was following the MC movie since 2023 and I knew that it was going to be like that one MC fan film where everyone was normal but everything else was blocky, the fur took my off guard, but other than that I expected everything
There's this video I watched from The Fiction Addiction that basically said to boycott watching this movie if we want these big studios to stop thinking they can keep pumping out these cashgrabs. That'd be cool if we did that. Don't let them earn a single penny and we could send a message.
Not could ,will, Poppy Playtime film is already confirmed, look it up since i'm not sure but I think release is sometime around 2026 or 2027 and it started development either last year or this year.
For maximum comedy. It also could be a combo. Something new he crafted while in the wacky realm. Like the clothing equivalent of the two buckets chained together
The filmmakers said they wanted the Minecraft movie to avoid an "ugly Sonic" situation but had full confidence to shoot it in live-action instead of just animating it like the LEGO Movies
And yet, they have failed at avoiding the ugly sonic problem
Thing is everything is basically already animated. Except for the humans. Why didn’t they just make it all animated? Cuz the monsters and environments look good but the animals are the ugly sonic and the humans feel a lil out of place
@@Dookieman1975exactly
It became an “ugly sonic” situation the moment they decided to make it live action 🤦
They honestly exceeded the ugly Sonic by how ugly it is
I hate that Jack Black is becoming the dwayne Johnson of video game movies in the worst way possible, like he even does the eye thing
Kevin Hart is also in almost literally every other major movie, like, chill. The age of the moviestar as we used to know it, is kinda over. People on TH-cam with a good video editing program and a dream are getting more views than cinematic releases pumped into our consciousness by millions of dollars and names bigger* than the moon at this point.
*At least in their own minds.
EYEBROWS NOT EYES
@@viscountrainbows2857hahah no but its cute you think that
@@viscountrainbows2857this sounds plausible until you realize tiktok changed that by splitting paths and what most people watch now, note how we dont really have the trending tab anymore
@@therealestcupheadonyt youtube commenter try not to be a condescending dick head challenge (impossible)
Jason Momoa looks like he was kidnapped from the set of the Barbie movie and forced into this one
underrated comment
Steve better say "Time to kick things up a... 'Notch' !.... Thaaaat sounded better in my head😅" or I'm leaving the theatre
I hope the kid at 1:03 has parents going through a divorce Popularmmos style, so the reason he goes into minecraft with what looks to be his older sibling and two random adults to learn that nothing is real and true love is dead. All he can do is join jack black in oblivion. Also Garbage Man
his famous catchphrase
If you’re only going to leave once you know that line isn’t in the movie you’ll have to watch the entire thing anyway
@@Joshi_ForReal and the fact that TH-cam comments like this are kicking multimillion dollar Hollywood scripts in the taint, is why we sail the high seas 🦜🏴☠️
@@AshleyVazquez2407😭😭😭😭😭
you're going to be raking in billions of dollars from the engagement brought upon by these incredibly inventive and thoughtful titles and thumbnails
I got jumpscared by the pfp
Best title
Moss spitting facts
FISHJUDGE 🗣🔥🔥
Hes gonna be Whirling in rags with this
The idea that Jack Black and Jason Mamoa switched roles makes so much sense
reminds me of the ATLA movie where Katara's actress wasn't going to be in the film, but her dad paid for her to be katara so everyone's ethnicity is fucked up and Sokka's actor, who was supposed to be Zuko, became Sokka and vice versa.
Now who paid for Jack Black to be Steve? Maybe corporate thought it was a good fit even though it CLEARLY isn't? Maybe Jack Black just wants to be type casted now because he's older and his acting range is getting smaller
My name is Brine, but I'm no hero
✍🔥
Shits violently
"Together we are Minecraft"
Than as Steve dies in Herobrine's arms after Herobrine saved the day: "I guess you realy were the hero, Brine."
I... am Herobrine...
“What’s happening Steve?!??!”
“The server’s crashing! We’re losing too much dedotated wam! Oops, I mean, dedicated ram. Doesn’t quite roll off the tongue”
*Proceeds to 40 minute Steve X Garrett Garbageman Garrison makeout scene*
Why
The piglins watch them make out
@@mangos-1 why not?
@@mrgutsybat hehe. Pokémon refence
Forgot completely about dedotated wam
The fact that there's a real possibility that the actors are supposed to look weird and "quirky" in the movie just so that they could be made into those custom skin packs on Bedrock Edition is surely something
I love marketable slop 😊
I hate that this is a possibility. 😭
Omg... I haven't thought of that before! You might be on to something!
LOL
I'd just pirate java at this point
Jack Black gets kicked in the balls by the llama of the trailer and he shouts "Ow! Right in the enderpearls!" With a squeaky voice. Cinema movie of all time.
this reminds me of that image where toy chica kicks toy freddy in the crotch and theres a speech bubble saying "ouch! my freddy fazballs!"
I thought that the minecraft movie was just a collective joke
It still is
Well its now confirmed for the kids
Brother, this is Hollywood we're talking about. Anything goes if it could potentially make money
Starring Steve Carell as "Steve"
I first heard the movie because of the jack black wet hands meme but I didn't expect it to be a real thing
If the movie doesn't begin with "Dedicated to Herobrine" I'm walking out the theater
why should it be dedicated to him? herobrine was just a hobo from the streets that somehow, coded a better version of himself in the game
Dedotated*
@@SenisPucker andrewtated :o
@@SenisPucker *mario
@@FerinitheBloodHusky *Luigi
“YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE THE HERO, BRIAN!”
“Heh… Herobrine. I kinda like the sound of that…”
*cut to credits and the audience goes mild*
Jason Mamoa is gonna get some sunglasses at the very end. "I AM TORQUE DOG."
Jason Momoa saying "for the last time, Sparklez, I didn't take that stupid thing" is gonna be my make a wish request
LMAOOOOO
his name is torque DAWG, don't ever put his name if your mouth if you're not even going to bother doing it right smh
@@B07meed1 This is the greatest shame I have ever felt. I promise I am a true Torque Dawg fan and I have watched his videos since he had 500k subs.
"Yeah don't judge a book by its cover but THIS is the fucking cover" That goes so hard and is applicable in so many different situations
*cough cough* Hazbin Hotel/Helluva Boss *cough cough*
So, minecraft lore expert here🤓, this movie isn't based on minecraft. It is based on a SPINOFF game called Minecraft Legends, that flopped SO HARD, it was basically dead on arrival. So the movie has a lot of things that are just straight up wrong when compared to actual minecraft. I have a conspiracy theory that they made Legends for the sole purpose of having SOMETHING to make a movie about
I completely forgot about minecraft legends existences
Considering the plot of the movie looks like it'll be the Nether/piglins invading the Overworld to conquer for themselves (which is the exact same plot in Minecraft Legends and totally not inspired by or taken from Fallen Kingdom) I guess i shouldnt be surprised, but I still find it weird to base the movies plot off of THAT instead of something more original
MORE PEOPLE HAVE MY THEORY LET'S GO
I'M NOT INSANE!!
There is like.. at least 5 great simple Minecraft movie ideas that isn't this. But seeing creatively bankrupt Microsoft has been making Mojang, it wouldn't surprise me.
I totally forgot about legends lol
would you believe me if one of the most important piglins in this is called “general chungus” and i’m not kidding, this is from a supposed test screening
no i wouldnt believe you
prophet
how big is this general chungus
Wholesome Keanu totem ⬆️
@@therealsminor very 100 of you
8:35 “I really wanna see captain sparkles and stampycat”
*Shows Smike*
I didn't even realize that at first lmao
I thought I was the only one who noticed
They have the same hair
wdym that wasn't smike that was stampycat
Also the montage of Minecraft TH-camr creeps that just ends with an actual dead guy
When Steve said "What is this? Some kind of mine where you craft?", the whole audience stood up and clapped
Jason Mamoa is probably playing a guy named "Brian" and Steve will say, "You were supposed to be the hero, Brian." Jason will reply, "I like that name, Herobrine," then he will kill Steve or something like that but Steve will just respawn.
While this would be funny. Jason mamoas characters name is Garrett
@@cryptodino3roberts712 not too late to have him change names in the movie
@@Unbelievablyunfunny I suppose the cast could re record certain lines to say his name is Brian. But I would worry they have to like chi their mouth movements or Everytime they speak to him it's adr. Kind of like the dialogue retaining to mothra in gxk
"you were supposed to be a hero, garret"
"hm... im thinkung i like that name."
Imagine if the actors are actually locked in a null space neon void composed of green screen in infinite directions and they had to make this movie millions of times to leave
then it would be a good movie
I just can’t wait for them to say “it’s time to mine, and maybe craft.”
"were gonna mine some stuff and craft some tools and blocks"
"So this is gonna be a mine-craft mission huh?"
"Yeah something like that
@@yes57373 “I hear that you’re a hero, brian.”
“Hero brian… hmmm…”
"Hold on... say that again"
@@101kirbyfan “Wait! I know you’re feeling kind of brave while you’re looking at that cave, but zombies wanna eat your brains”
My favourite part of the movie will be when Steve says "it's minecrafting time" then minecrafted all over the place, snapped the bad guy's neck, did a backflip, and saved the day
I want to see Steve make out with DanTDM
historical moment in movie history
Dr Trayaurus would do unspeakable things if that ever happened lol
@@nate9462 That’s the moment that will win the movie an Oscar
I hope when I go see it in theaters a bunch of Minecraft TH-camrs shove me out of the way to sit down and it’s like the SpongeBob movie with the pirates
Watching steve build with brown bricks is the most fun you can have while watching a movie
You can shut up now
Oh look, a free DVD!
The funniest part of this movie has to be Jack Black as Steve because they didn't dye his beard or make him get a cut or shave or anything resembling Steve, they just put Jack Black in a blue shirt and pants and decided THAT was enough.
7:19 Just now realized that the reason the buckets look so awful is because they look like an asset from Teardown, not Minecraft
They literally craft it by throwing a bunch of iron bars and nuggets on the table
TEARDOWN MENTIONED 🔥
This really screams”This is what Minecraft will look like in 2013” sort of vibes, and I’m all here for it
This will be minecraft in 2015
This will be minecraft in 2016
@@jjo6677 it got delayed? Damn
@@MyUsersDark yea just like real minecraft updates
Lmao
i want danny devito to play herobrine and he shows up and says “steve it has been awhile” and jack black reveals his top 10 saddest origin stories moment
Hold up, their writing is this FIRE?🔥🔥🔥🖋
"I just crafted... with my freaking mind!"
i.. am STEVE
Jack black pulling his biggest fart shit pants face
I... am STEVE
HIROBRINE
HIROBRINE
And I’m Kanye West!
U can not convince me that jack black is actually steve, thats gotta be the pg family friendly twist where hes just some guy pretending to be the real steve
To be fair, In DanTDM's reaction, he said he was on set during filming and said that there's a reason why its called "a minecraft movie" rather than "The minecraft movie" which means MAYBE, just MAYBE, we could get a minecraft story mode movie. I PRAY that they do one, i BEG
There's someone making an animated series remake of Minecraft story mode but they said that it's gonna have some differences to keep it fresh, you can look at the trailer on youtube (btw it's releasing 2025)
@@Unbelievablyunfunnyaaaaa finally someone mentioned Block by Block the Amulet
Jack black ending up actually being Herobrine will be the biggest plot twist in cinematic history lol
The rock will be playing villager. The hierarchy of the minecraft universe is about the change.
that was my brother, brian.. he was a hero..
4:37 Blink and you miss it but in the nether shot it seems steve is there in front of the camera
Now, this most likely is just them going to face the piglins but
And hear me out
What if they all walk in, they look at the man and go "steve.. you conquered the nether, youre a hero.." and he goes "im no hero.. name's braine.." 10/10 OSCAR NOMINIE
Captain sparkles reacted to the trailer and gave some insight into how when the movie was being worked on by a different guy years ago he was asked how a live action minecraft movie could look and. He didn’t know what to say at all. He did also confirm he’s not in the movie what so ever so there’s that.
The designs of the mobs reminds me of how Horrorskunx would model them.
Fun Fact: Chazington voices and plays every character in the new minecraft movie.
omg no way chazingtons is actually jack black Jason momoasomg
@@conrad-ft2dkjason maonign is chazington???
What about the animation?
@@mrgutsybatHe’s just built different
This is true
8:38 NAH BRO PULLED UP SMIKE AND SAID "STAMPYCAT" IM CREASING 😂😂 😂
I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought smike looks like stampy
7:19 why are you so good at bringing back repressed memories from my childhood, holy hell that moustached pink sheep caught me off guard
He is one of us
Yo what it do my prankster gangsters
7:34 If John actually appears in the movie I will cry tears of joy.
Apparently the bucket with the chain is supposed to be a Minecraft Legends reference but no one played that game
cant wait for the garten of banban movie!
Me too
“We are the garten”
Me 2
You just made life awful.
You just made life amazing.
"you were supposed to be the hero... brian!"
"hmm, i quite like the sound of that.."
You stole an entire comment
@@Skippymcskep no i stole from a tweet
Bro I live in New Zealand and I didn't even their know "filming" here now I can say that we live in both the Lord of the rings world and the Minecraft world
I AM STEVE . . . .
I am Steve...and you shall not pass.
@@cryptodino3roberts712 one can not simply say their Steve
@@zippy8250 no we need a kingdom of the planet of the apes version. NOW I am am STEVE
@cryptodino3roberts712 this is wild
I liked the part of the trailer when Jack Black said “it’s mining time!” then transformed into a giant green monster
jumbo josh
@@judgement7591 "my name? Im mumbo jumbo, and you must be josh"
Everyone in the cinema: 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
Hilarious and Original!
Minecraft the Movie is my favorite Isekai Anime, right next to Genshin Impact
Minecraft Story Mode ran so the Minecraft Movie could flop.
Every single one of your videos is like a flashbomb of the early 2010's. I don't know how you find the space to remember all of this man.
I can already tell the clip of Garrett "The Garbage Man" Garrison scoffing and muttering "Okay" is going to be one you use in future videos lol
That Ludwig Von Koopa joke caught me so off guard I didn’t think anyone else knew about him
... What weird world do you live in where no one knows who Ludwig Von Koopa is?
"what's this supposed to be? A mine where you craft?"
"Yeah i like to play MMOs. Which ones? Oh you know, the popular ones."
"Maybe with this special crafting table, we can make a diamond minecart!"
"Who am I? Well you can just call me Carson"
"I wish there was someone here to help us, but I guess that's only a dream"
"You're a hero brian!"
"Is that a creeper? Aw man..."
"Everyone's playing Minecraft, even the sky does it!"
"I guess you could say this is a fallen kingdom"
"Wow... This sure is a lovely world."
chazington will soon be revealed to be one of the villagers in the Minecraft movie
0:17 we got duck block before GTA 6
What if the villain for the movie is like idk, the lionmaker or something and after defeating him Steve is like “maybe the miners was the friends we made along the way”
1:17 do not diss Scott the woz, he’s my homie
I have like 300 dollars worth of Scott the Woz merch get on my level
@@chazington1073 Bet you don't own Sonic Jam tho
@@chazington1073 I'm never forgiving you for dissing lemon demon, but I'm still gonna watch your silly videos because watching five jerma streams a day isn't doing it for me
@@chazington1073 i bet you dont own 4 copies of GEX
@@CtrlAltRestore I own 5 copies of Gex
Image if they play don't mine at night for the end credits.
1:42 this skit was better than anything in the trailer bruh 😂
I did NOT need to be reminded of those Minecraft in real life videos
It should have been a adaptation of the think labs
8:56 oingo boingo mentioned🔥🔥
_REAL_
TV Set
How appropriate
My creation, Is it real?
It's my creation, i do not know?
Superstition, the purest soul
constipated, until the cold
RAAAAHH WHAT THE HELL IS A ORANGE🍊💣
Nothing about this movie will top Minecraft Story Mode.
4:03 you putting this comparison on screen for not even 3 seconds made me really want this too
3:29 mincraft story mode WAS AND STILL IS PEAK
Minecraft dungeons deserved a movie. I wanted to see the orb of dominance
I still can’t believe Jason Mamoa’s character is really Garrett “The Garbage Man” Garrison
Who are you? Im Steve. Steve who? looks into the distance. Steve Minecraft. starwars.mp3 starts playing
If Gaylordsteambath is going to be the villain, 10/10 movie
breaking: steve has inappropriate photos of miners
My name is Brine... but im no hero.
If there’s any villagers in the movie we all know there’s only one person on this earth who can voice all of them. We NEED the element animations villager voice actor for the movie. It’s also theoretically feasible because element animations has worked with mojang in the past for the Minecraft live animations
I'm pretty sure the villagers in lore don't have voices, I doubt they'll be in the movie anyway
"You were supposed to be a hero, bryan!"
"Hero... bryan? Herobrine! I think I like that name 😈"
The first thing i thought was that it looks like horror skunx animated it.
4:04 Moist as Ivor would go so hard
True 😂
it looks like it was animated by horror skunxs winston
4:03 wtf why is this perfect casting I'd watch the shit out of any movie with Charlie
The main piglin villain is named general Chungus no I’m not kidding
“You use to be a hero…Bryan”
Peak cinema would be if Jason Mamoa was actually steve but his memories had been taken or something and Jack Black was an imposter pretending to do be steve but he's actually herobrine. I already got a scene in my head "I'm not steve, I am brine." "you were supposed to be a hero, brine." "Say that again⁉⁉"
Absolute cinema 🔥🔥🔥🔥
honestly as a lifelong minecraft fan Im not disappointed. I didn’t expect anything better.
When i first saw the trailer, i was more excited for your review on the trailer than the movie itself.
2:40
notice how there are diamond helmets in the background that are identical to the ones seen in game, despite the characters looking like regular people so the helmets won't fit
“Someone has to stay behind and protect this world”
-Jack black
8:36 the fact I instantly realized the video of “Stampy” is just Smike actually made me fucking laugh
2:23 i used to watch Slamacow's Minecraft animations way back in highschool and man, do i miss him so much for his animations till this day.
I remember when I was 10, my mom was helping me get ready for school and broke the news to me. All I remember is being excited for it, picturing it in my head like those epic Minequest animations but in 3D, and my mom saying Mac from It’s Always Sunny and Steve Carrel we’re gonna be in it.
I want Notch to show up in the movie and to say “Hello, I am Notch, feel my craft”
I gagged when I saw Bashur, cause that man’s been dead for years, so the thought of him somehow making his way into the minecraft movie was chilling.
3:22 Minecraft story mode did technically show the ender dragon, Soren tells you about it and there's a cutscene of the Old order of the stone fighting it, I think it's in chapter 4
I was following the MC movie since 2023 and I knew that it was going to be like that one MC fan film where everyone was normal but everything else was blocky, the fur took my off guard, but other than that I expected everything
1:41 I USED TO WATCH THOSE AS A KID
ME TOO AAAAAAAAH
IVE REGAINED THE MEMORIES
There's this video I watched from The Fiction Addiction that basically said to boycott watching this movie if we want these big studios to stop thinking they can keep pumping out these cashgrabs.
That'd be cool if we did that. Don't let them earn a single penny and we could send a message.
The only person that can save this movie is Testificate Man.
Its funny to think in a couple years we could end up with a poppy playtime or a Garten of Banban movie 💀💀💀
Not could ,will, Poppy Playtime film is already confirmed, look it up since i'm not sure but I think release is sometime around 2026 or 2027 and it started development either last year or this year.
I
Am Chazington
Martin Luther King Jr - 400BCE
They could've just paid Stampy 1/100 the budget of this film to cobble something together and had a much better movie.
Jack black is wearing a v neck and a turtle neck, two objectively stupid shirts
For maximum comedy. It also could be a combo. Something new he crafted while in the wacky realm. Like the clothing equivalent of the two buckets chained together
Planet Dolan the musical