One Diagram Explains Every Conspiracy Against Donald Trump
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 17 ต.ค. 2016
- Stephen brings out the chalkboard to illustrate the multiple connected conspiracies swirling around Donald Trump's campaign.
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The only question remaining; how deep does this conspiracy go?
What a shallow comment.
+Dicelord N Nope. That's just the tip of it.
Not far
Bravo!
oh this is just the tip
I am so glad the video was censored so nobody will know what that image would have looked like.
TV censor rules are so absurd.
"Free country"
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How long until this comment is censored?
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i like how the audience immediately sees where its going
I like how the audience immediately sees what's coming
I always love it when he does the chalk board
You will love Project Veritas videos even more. They're more informative. The media won't cover Project Veritas, which shows the Clinton Campaign used mentally ill people to instigate violence at Trump rallies. Trump was right, it is evidence of a rigged system that HIllary is allowed to campaign, or even walk free. Project Veritas also shows her campaign engaged in conspiracy to commit voter fraud. We need President Trump to put this bitch in jail and have a wonderful relationship with Russia.
+Islam is false and harmful. I just learned today that CNN and NPR aren't the mainstream media.
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Even funnier: the crowd figured out the joke within 10 seconds.
totally
hahahahahahahahahahaha
they saw it from the first circle and were like "ITS GOING TO BE A WIENER"
Even before he finished the first circle, everyone already knew what he was drawing...
I definitely saw that one cumming ;)
Stephen is pathetic
"Every one already knew", that's why you're explaining it to us who.... knew it as well.... Thanks man ! You're smart and you seems to be a funny guy.
Well I mean, they probably already saw it during rehearsal.
@ThreeFingerG: actually... he's kind of weatlhy, funny, he gets over a million views per video, he's well-known, has his own show (obviously) and you, on the other hand... are nothing like him...
One of you two is fucking pathetic, and it's not him :)
Did they really have to blur that? That's just ridiculous.
I'd like to say that's where the humor lies, partly.
You're right. That penis isn't big enough to really make a huge impact.
It's the Clinton machine,
French TV like 20 years ago, on a very famous channel named Canal Plus, we could see such draw without any blur at least once a week...those guys were crazy at the time :)
watch Colbert's rant about art and porn, it explains much about modern TV :)
Love the like 3 people in the audience who knew where the drawing was going by the first circle. Lmao. You go gutter brains!
I saw it coming as soon as he pulled out the board! LOL... the giant D gave it away :D
soshiangel90 No it's a super hack and old joke.
You simply had to look at the layout, with the HUGE "D".... I'm a pervert, I knew exactly what he was going to do before he drew circles. lol.
Was too perfect. His circle drawing skills thou are stellar!
A shame that CBS thinks a penis-like drawing ought to be blurred out. What a bunch of... dare I say it? Pussies.
+Andrew Poretz I think they blurred it out for effect actually. 😉
I wish they wouldn't censor the TH-cam version.
I don't really get it - you are not allowed to paint a stylized Penis on US television? Seriously, why? That's just six lines on a chalkboard. That's absolutely ridiculous.
Censored the head but not the balls? This is getting ridiculous.
As soon as I saw the Giant D on Donald I knew exactly what he was about to draw.
I literally had no idea until the blurred the D, at which point I was like, Why'd they blur the D? ....OH! Oh. I see what he did there.
snomaN Gaming sameeee
Yeah, one of his more lazy jokes.
The women in the audience seemed to get it first, which is how it should be.
Ironic cause there is no giant D to be found on Donald.
Hillary's not using drugs during the debate, she's using knowledge. Trump outta try it sometime.
marhonek47 trump should also try killing people, and rigging the elections...
He does :). Maybe you should try it sometime!
Liberal logic:
CLINTON: 30,000 Emails Deleted - TRUMP: Said mean things
CLINTON: Responsible for American live lost at Benghazi - TRUMP: Said mean things
CLINTON: Opponents gone missing - TRUMP: Said mean things
CLINTON: Has done nothing with all the years she's had in office - TRUMP: Said mean things
CLINTON: Has has broken federal laws- TRUMP: Said mean things
LOL maybe you should use knowledge before you comment. Your stupidity is showing. Do research before you defend a lying hag
Foxified you moron lol.
Thought you'd just "happen" to not mention that the GOP Bush administration lost 22 MILLION emails 2000-2008?
GOP blames her for benghazi when families of those lost in Benghazi themselves say they don't. Subjective grey area republicans love to pounce on.
Trump has broken laws what are you talking about lmao. You're trying too hard for this.
HAS ACTUALLY HAD YEARS IN OFFICE. Trump has ZERO experience. He is a businessman.
GOP logic is to try and call out "liberal logic" and look fucking retarded in the process.
Hillary has crooked past. But she can run the country. Trump? No experience, ill-tempered, narcissistic, egotistical, bigoted/sexist/racist. ALSO HAS A CROOKED PAST. How in Christs name does that sound viable to have the most important job in the world?
Why don't you think.
Seriously, watching this show is better than depression meds---this is helping me keep the last remnants of respect I had for America.
I know what you mean... comedy is the only thing getting me through all this shite, and I'm American. To think that the best two people we could come up with out of 320 million are Trump and Clinton, it's embarrassing. Just look at the comments on here. People are so hateful to each other. The Divided States of America, indeed.
when happen these thing?ppl hate each other,when?why.......
Sharon Runly Nichols I'm American too. As soon as I have enough money to do so, I will get the hell out. And I won't look back.
Well, same here... I have the money, but my country of choice won't let me in: Ireland. It's not as easy to move to another country as I imagined. So, good luck to you. I'm stuck here, unless immigration changes their laws.
So a charismatic liar spreading propaganda totaly legal through the general mass media machinery to you is helping you with your depression? I don't quite understand. Shit like this is usualy giving me depresive moments.
Why in the world did they blur the image?! Seriously!
Ha! exactly.... good Christians that like to grab pussy.... They just grab them in pussy!
because in America, violence is mainstream, but nudity is lethal:-)
So the Christians believe there is something shameful about the human body I see. They also supposedly believe that we were made in God's image... that means God has a penis too right? Would the Christians have them blur out a penis if it were God's penis? Food for thought.
If we were made in god's image then god has a penis and a vagina.
Because America has a really fucked up relationship with nudity and sex.
Violence is A-OK but god forbid they see a woman's nipple or a chalk drawing that looks like a penis on tv.
That's what I'm doing too. Blame others whenever I'm losing.
FSJGuy78 you and I do not live in the same world buddy. Get ready for a democrat majority senate, house and madame president. You can't stop the monster that you helped create from tearing your party apart.
+FSJGuy78 Assuming the country doesn't burn down in two.
+Dustin Cook Don't forget the supreme court. We still need to fill in the hole Antonin Scalia left and they say that as many as four more could retire soon.
Darc Devel And we'll finally get to put Sharia law in effect and force Christians to get abortions, muhahahaha
I see you play League of Legends
Trump hates riggers. The entire Republican party disapproves of riggers
Said Carlos the racist.
Carlos Gallon Trump supporters will be on the look out for riggers in Philadelphia in November
Offending SJW'S and whiny Trump supporters at the same time, I like you!
This election is so polarized that we really are seeing the religious bigoted alt right in its final death throws.
+FallingGalaxy
In the First American Civil War, the issue was slavery, the weapon of choice was the rifle and the losers were South Carolina, Mississippi, Florida, Alabama, Georgia, Louisiana, Texas, Virginia, Arkansas, North Carolina and Tennessee.
In this election race, the issues are sexism, racism and xenophobia, the battlefield is Twitter and most of the loser states are putting in a repeat performance.
Donald is a classic narcissist. Every negative thing that is said about him, he accuses Hillary of immediately. I mean, you can't even give him credit for originality.
I love how as soon as he drew the first circle everyone knew what was gonna happen.
CBS really blurred that? *facepalm*
Ziim , comedy
I believe they did it as a joke
+TheCatLord +xXRYANISDABESTXx - don't you two understand this is a highly PUBLIC board, and if either (or both) of those deaths happen, they'll be coming after YOU? DOH!!! smh
It was nice of Glen Beck to give Stephen his chalkboard
Stephen needs to cry more though.
Katie Baily vittaldas
5:48 I SEE WHERE THIS IS GOING
lol I know right? I kept focusing on the suspiciously-large D on the board and as soon as you encircled both topmost words I thought, "I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING, SIR!"
You needed the circles?
U mean 5:15
I'm just impressed by Stephen's ability to draw a perfect circle.
Trump Is FBI, female body inspector.
Katie Baily Trump the TSA Agent. Loves him some full body pat-downs on beautiful young wome- terrorists I mean
I love John Batiste's comments from off cam. Humble, lovable dude.
memoryhero
One might even say, notorious.
I missed the bus this morning because it was rigged against me.
Brilliant. This guy is just the best comedian ever.
But it is rigged...... Even Stephen is a part of it
the dirty librulls are controlling my media because they have differing opinions!!!
Whats rigged, you mean the tape with billy bush, maybe thats why people are backing out
CyberCanadian may be or may be not ????
Not really lol
u kidding right !!!!!????
As soon as I saw that big D in Donald Trump I knew Stephen was going to draw.... Well, a big D.
The Late Show needs to create "I Rigged" stickers for people to buy.
I created a page of these :)
that top notch censorship
The "International Conspiracy Board" reminded me of the piece that Jon Stewart did on Glenn Beck back in the day....
ah....good times.
Alex M "... If you subscribe to a cause, then you must subscribe to its absolute extreme implications regardless of any easily placed restriction against it..." oh good times
That was one of my favorites. XD
"Look! Circles... Getting larger!"
haha, back when Glen Beck was the biggest nutcase we had to worry about... thanks to this election he's been turned REASONABLE by contrast...
you notice how jon came on to stephans show to bash the republicans but nothing to be said against the absurds levels of corrupt and manipulation happening within the democratic party
+Menhir Dolmen
Always knew Lumpy was a comedian
if you look only at the 2 circles (balls)... it reminds me of Eric Cartman from South Park
hmm hmm !!
No it doesn't. He's just big boned
"That looks like..... Tom Selleck!"
AnderssonArad lol
I'm going to go out on a limb here, a very big limb, believe me, and say you watch the appropriate amount of South Park.
Why the hell do you blure it out?!
Its just fucking chalk
....no comment xD
Ahmed loves man love Thursdays but tries to hide it
He sure enjoyed that 2 billion worth of free coverage early on in the campaign. How do you like it now, Donnie?
Sometimes I wonder.. A rich guy with no political experience how the hell did he get this far?? 🤔
Cjninja96 Because he is what Americans want. He's totally against the establishment, and will rid the corruption.
He has great policies, He is a great negotiator, he understands foreign relations, and had met many of the forgin leaders.
And Es not Hillary Clinton....like what other reason do you need
This is the inevitable end of the southern strategy. This frankenstein monster that is ripping the guts out of the republican party from within is their own creation.
tell that too Arnold Schwarzenegger and obama
I agree. He's the Frankenstein of the Republican party. A freakish monster who has arisen from their southern strategy and more than 50 years of implied racism.
Joella Z Who are you calling racist? Better learn your history bud.
Andrew Jackson, founder of the Democratic Party owned hundreds of black slaves
Zero democrats supported the 15th amendment giving blacks the right to vote
And not a single republican owned a slave
The KKK was started by democrats, to kill blacks and conservative whites, because they were out numbering the liberals in the south
Abraham Lincoln founded the republicans, to split away from the slavery.
Who were you calling racist again?
Fucking Brilliant!
Wow, Steven can draw a perfect circle.
Why the fuck was it blurred?
That's a question scientists have yet to figure out...
Jesperado political correctness?.
***** I have a better one: Blood, gore violence, murder..It's ok. A NIPPLE?!! OH MY GOD CUT THAT OUT!!
Welcome to the comment section, careful not to slip on the bile spewing from Trump supporter's mouths :3
Kordoot Why thank you, I am and quite proud of it :)
pokemonmanic3595 of course you are you're an idiot
You like big muscly knights. Therefore, gay.
The Sprawl
Yes. Objective facts are construed as "bile" by leftists; you'll have to forgive us for that.
How do Trump supporters call Hillary a liar and don't think Trump is just as bad?
Benghazi?
Starting the Obama birth cert scandal?
DNC Leaks?
I have barely scraped the surface of her shit. All this convenient slander against Trump is being sourced by The Clinton Foundation anyways.
They pervers it xD
Why don't you scratch a bit deeper. The list of Trump's lies is dozens of pages long. You people have been parroting on about the same couple of Clinton non-scandals for years.
Trump is worse, but his main supporters know even less than him, so they're too stupid to see they're being played. But only with a candidate as bad as Trump, would someone like a Clinton look like the more honest candidate. The system is obviously fucked up, if these two rise to the top as the 'best and brightest'
Lol, he's worse! He tries to lie about shit that can be immediately verified with video evidence.
You guys are hilarious, you get away with so much, keep up the great work.
Hilarious !! Stephen Colbert... thank-you.... loved it.
They blurred the image, OMG are CBS serious?
I think it's just part of the joke!
I believe it was a joke
Can't wait for Tramp to come out in the losers segment of hungry for power games.
The plot thickens-er, rises-no, enlongates!!
As soon as I saw the way the D was written, I knew where this was going lmao
hahaha that was great.
I love how the audience realized what he was drawing after the first circle, that's a smart group.
Why censor this brilliance?!? LOL
Objects on the chalkboard are smaller than they appear. But unfortunately, for some people, just like on a rearview mirror, objects on the chalkboard were closer than they appear.
That first circle was perfect though.
Never go on leave again... EVER! That was such a boring week without you guys.
maybe its all a social experiment by Sam Pepper
you're funny! lol
Stephan you should have put up pizzagate on you chalkboard? You know how much you enjoy pasta? Remember how much you love pasta? Haha! 😝
I love Stephen's election chalk board routines -- always very funny!!!
In my opinion, this incarnation of "Late Show" is the absolute best of the three (or more) competing programs. It's easily the best written, along with being the best performed, and is brilliant at bringing contemporary qualities, while also paying tribute to the original vibe of the classic late night genre.
I definitely feel the emptiness whenever the show talks time off.
Right after the first circle you could almost hear the entire audience thinking "He's not gonna do what I think he's gonna do... is he?"
I knew exactly what he was doing to do the second I saw the chalkboard
My mind is too dirty 😭
That puts the graphic in infographic
The pianist dude is annoying and unfunny he needs to tone it down
100% agree. He comments more than any other sidekick I've seen. Look at Andy Richter w/ Conan for the perfect example of a good sidekick/co-host.
Agreed, his Mic should be off until he's addressed by Stephen. Why does he keep saying notorious? I get that the way he's singing it is from a Notorious BIG song, but how the hell is that relevant, other than him trying to coin a stolen catchphrase? Shut the fuck up, it's not your show, you aren't Kevin eubanks.
Until two weeks ago, he replied to most of Stephen's comments by singing 'Cold Blooded' I think he only does one pop culture reference at a time.
Batiste is a good band leader, but he does get in the way of comedic timing.
I don't think it's his fault that his Mic is on when not playing music. The real problem is whoever directs the show. S/he should have realised that airing his verbal reactions doesn't add anything to the show.
myfistsbleed Andy Richter is my favorite sidekick, you can tell he's a good and talented comedian by his comments and comebacks
This was hilarious!
RIGGERED
3:47 made me fall out of my chair when first watching this... A few moneths later, same result...
Oh wow. Early crew.
Kaylee Cooper lol yeah XD
Just like this conspiracy, we all came too early.
HOW!! DO!! PEOPLE!! BELIEVE!! ANYTHING!! TRUMP!! SAYS!! 🙃🙃🙃
"Trumpism poisons everything it touches"
Christopher Hitchens
Hillary: "When they go low, we [GET] high."
I love how they censored it as soon as he drew the connecting line 😂
So the posting delay was due to CBS blurring out a Venn diagram....?
Actually Colbert on CBS's much better than when he was at ComdyCentral... LOL!
Please tell me, in a clear way, why Hillary is almost as bad as, as bad as, or worse, than Donald Trump.
do your research on past scandals by hillary and the clinton foundation. and the body count.
Google it. They are equally disgusting.
I'm not googling it-that's why I'm asking you people.
PhantomHunter01 She's involved in various scandals (not sex scandals like Trump the tramp, more like using unsafe servers for her work related emails), she's obviously lying (e.g. she claimed landing in Bosnia back in the "good" old days under sniper fire while there's a video of her arrival which looks like a typical welcoming ceremony instead of a freaking war zone) and last but not least her foreign policy is destructive. There's more, but do the fucking obvious and stop asking people to spoon feed you information. Forming an opinion of your own requires research and not me telling you my thoughts on Clinton.
PS Trump is also a fucking idiot.
because she's a fucking war criminal. She lost 6 billion dollars of money that wasn't hers, she "lost" over 30 THOUSAND emails that would have her hung for treason. I'm surprised she has made it this far in the election.
Can't sleep so watching a clip about an Orange Sheep Herder might help.
Oh, I totally didn't see what was behind that blur. Thanks censorship!
notorious...
LMFAO !
I don't know what he drew because of the blurring.
Is it a Swastika?
Monki McAwesome JIZZZ
Monki McAwesome a dick
People like Stephen Colbert convinced me to vote for Trump. Not sure if that's what he wanted to happen.
Never thought I'd see the day when Seth Meyers show would so much better than Colbert.....
LOL!!! "...fending off attacks like a woman meeting Donald Trump" Priceless!
Looking forward for your reaction Stephen about your new president! :D
Sabba Sarishvili ...after a year... what's your reaction... ??? rotfl
That was so infantile .... that's why I'm still laughing.
Very funny Stephen. Donald Trump provides a goldmine of material for comedy, you are sure going to miss him if he goes down in this election and you have to start thinking up your own jokes.
"When they go low, we get high"😂😂
Imagine a Diagram Explaining Every Lie Hillary Told
THE SECOND I SAW THE BIG D I KNEW WHAT WAS UP.
Colbert, don't listen to any of these comments, you are awesome, and the majority truly loves you, and you know that. Forget all of these logical fallacies and ridiculous comments, but who am I telling you this, you're smarter than me, and I believe in you, we love you brother keep up the good work!
Archer: "Just the tip?"
😂😂
This is the Colbert we know and love. I guess finally the shackles are off, wink :)
How can Melania handle all of this?
+Steve Gomez
The mainstream media is doing Propaganda by quoting trump and showing footage of him? Have I missed something ?
yeah the media is rigged against trump. If they didn't show the idiot things he says then he might be able to win this election
Connor Bryant oh! So revealing the truth considered "rigging" Trump! Your logic is confusing.
Project Veritas video.
She read the Hillary Clinton manual on HOW TO MARRY A REAL PRESIDENTIAL RAPIST!!
I love you, Stephen. But Holy Hell, CBS' censorship is insane. Now I don't know the joke Stephen's saying because they blurred out all the good bits!
Screw the Tonight show. This show is hilarious.
STEPHEN NOOOOO 😂😂
Oh, if we only knew …
LOOOOOOOOL! Take that, Trump!
HAHAHA RIGHT?! no way he could win after th.... oh wait XD
Xander vM really, Clinton got more votes, trump won because of the states in which he was voted.
Oh Stephen, you wonderful man. Hahaha :)
The rehearsal rewind of this segment is freaking hilarious.
when they get high we get higher
we were so naive...
Thank you, Stephen. Now it all makes sense.
Sometimes we all gotta channel our inner Glenn Beck XD
Alternate Title: Trump Sprays his Sticky, Gooey Truth All Over Supporters
Funny how this is "#1" on trending... yet it has like only 250K views..... OKAY.
Its rigged. Duh. Dont grasp that whole 'trending' concept? Its getting about 100,000 views per hour.
NickelbackHater Trending isnt based on future view analytics, its based on current growth, not expected growth.
How long do you think it has been online?
I really think the icing on the cake is when they blurred it out. it's even more hilarious.
i am so not touching that diagram .... hahahaha steven you rock