IT is weird indeed. Everywhere I comment, people tell me how much they love me and my content. Sometimes IT is annoying. But right now, IT would be okay. So say something nice about my content, dear cana
I walked into a cafe in South London this morning and had to wait for the hipster barista to finish explaining his tattoos to the new employee, before announcing “I get my tats for me…not other people.” He then took my order, corrected what I said, and told me there was no WiFi code because the ‘coffee shop doesn’t believe in it.’ This is so insanely spot on.
As a former Barista, I can vouch for the following: - Lame ass nappy beanie - Pointless, poorly drawn tattoo's - An ex-girlfriend that was actually a decent person despite my vitriol - Micro-dosing just to keep a smile on my face - Eating things in the communal staff fridge that weren't mine So yeah, Barista's are assholes. This video is spot on.
Aw, this reminds me of the barista at my fave local coffee spot in college. It shut down like a year after I started there but the barista was this hipster dude who made some of the best lattes I’ve ever tasted, and even though he made hot coffees for all my friends, he’d only make the heart latte for me. It’s a genuine miracle he never talked to me lmao.
As i told my freind before:since i started taking cold showers i noticed that my days go smoother and im less grumpy. This has less to do with the water temperature and more to do with the fact that the heater is a nightmare, so it's hard to adjust the temperature and when u finally do, you're fuming anyways so that boils the water more and more. Moral of the story enjoy your warm perfect temperature showers while you can (or get a plumber).
“There’s a place on ocean avenue where I used to sit and talk with you. We were both sixteen and it felt so right, sleeping all day, staying up all night.” That song was my childhood lol I couldn’t help but sing along
God damn, as a barista for over 8 years this is entirely too accurate. I got that beanie, bicycle (with a dui) degree from art school, selling weed over the counter, handing out "green lattes"
@@realfarmer21 Your first clip was literally the most unfunny thing I’ve seen in years. And I’m not kidding. You ain’t cut out for comedy. Also, stop self promoting on the comment sections of other people’s channels.
I worked as a batista twice. Once when I was in high school, working with other high-school seniors and freshmen college students. The second time on the other hand was the miserable one. It was pretentious college students serving pretentious and condescending coffee people. Worked at the first one for a year, second one for 2 days.
This made me think of doing a bit about someone who swapped a computer part once and suddenly "knows" everything about components and operating systems. 😂
0:15 Whole milk’s actually the best milk for lattes because it has the most fat, which is good for making microfoam. 2%, 1% and oat are okay. If you ask for Skim or Almond, your barista fucking hates you.
@@GdoubleWB people would get upset at me because they would order a macchiato and I would give them one (shot of espresso with one spoon of foam). I guess they thought Starbucks macchiatos were authentic (we did have caramel macchiatos on the menu).
I want upside down caramel macchiato with extra keto chocolate chipa on the top, a dash of cinnamon two twizzlers, substitute whole milk for soy milk, soy beans now in the whipped cream with extra sprinkles.
@@alexander1485 True , I was just making fun of trendy areas of Brooklyn that I know based on Trevor's joke. I realize not everyone lives there. Sorry if that seemed implied
I’ve got 15 yrs in the industry this is too fucking real, and why I prefer working with other old baristas who are cynical and have mostly shed their embarrassing pretentious younger self
OMG this is spot on, I know a girl from my hometown who is exactly like this. Works at a barista, got them old school tattoos, questioning life and talks about star signs. How many people like this exist 😂😭
This is the kind of coffee shop that does not spell your name wrong…they just give you a better name entirely.
I don’t drink coffee but I still relate
Damn your name is Stacey well fuck it your shanon now
I create skits just like Trevor. I bet 100% it’ll make you laugh. If not u can come to tell me bro
Nah
tis i, your 666th like summon the ancient youtube demons to come back once again.
“She was a Capricorn, I was microdosing” I audibly cackled. That is every barista in Flagstaff, AZ.
Especially bookmans
Lol
As a downtown flag barista this is painfully accurate and I am offended
lol so many psychedelics when i lived in Flagstaff
Flagstaff was a trip man
The beanie hat is completely on point for barista's
IT is weird indeed. Everywhere I comment, people tell me how much they love me and my content. Sometimes IT is annoying. But right now, IT would be okay. So say something nice about my content, dear cana
@@AxxLAfriku how about go stand in traffic
@@tylergreen2766 while nothing but 18 wheelers are oncoming
Love the snapback too
I feel like the beanie completes the uniform and every single one of them thinks they're unique for wearing it.
I walked into a cafe in South London this morning and had to wait for the hipster barista to finish explaining his tattoos to the new employee, before announcing “I get my tats for me…not other people.” He then took my order, corrected what I said, and told me there was no WiFi code because the ‘coffee shop doesn’t believe in it.’ This is so insanely spot on.
What cafe was it?
Trevor's acting is frighteningly authentic with literally whatever character he plays.
You again,and hi again
Bruh here too
Dude touch some grass wtf
Dude I see you in every single TH-cam comment section.
Everywhere! Dude comments likes its his full time job.
As a former Barista, I can vouch for the following:
- Lame ass nappy beanie
- Pointless, poorly drawn tattoo's
- An ex-girlfriend that was actually a decent person despite my vitriol
- Micro-dosing just to keep a smile on my face
- Eating things in the communal staff fridge that weren't mine
So yeah, Barista's are assholes. This video is spot on.
I am also an asshole barista. This video is hilarious
Making hundreds of coffees for snobs is a tough job to not be an arsehole in.
@@k-leb4671 👏👏👏
I was a barista and I couldn’t be further away from this list of yours lmao you’re the asshole not us
@@Shiroyashasama sounds like something an asshole would say ;)
If Trevor ever applies to be a local barista, his resume could just be the link to this video
Lol
Lmao I make skits just like Trevor
@@realfarmer21 who asked
@@realfarmer21 there's a difference though
Like anyone would apply to be an underpaid wage slave if they didn't have to lmao
He seems seems so genuine when he judges the f’ck outta people for trivial things 😆
I’m still paying off my art school loan
I wish that was a joke
This dude really commented on his own comment 😐
@Adrian Vieta imagine going to art school
I will never be able to pay off music school loan. Hope you got better terms.
@Adrian Vieta no. Just piggy backing on your imagine comment.
100% accurate. Worked at a coffee shop for a year and half 80% of the people working there said one of those things to me at least 3 times
I swear Trevor's writing just get better and better with each video
I make skits as well man
@@realfarmer21 Shut up dude. No one cares about your videos
@@realfarmer21 they not bad vids tbh
Tends to happen. I mean the more you do something the better you get at it lol
@@JoJobro9773 damn bro
“Whole milk latte for freak”😭😭😭😭
As a former barista that DIDN'T work at a starbucks... I believe this is basically the most accurate video on the internet.
th-cam.com/video/gzTpf59Wr0s/w-d-xo.html this tops that
as an sca cert. barista. no.
Starbucks baristas are just basically attitudinal teens. So yeah. Non Starbucks baristas must be different.
😂😂😂
Calling yourself a barista while working at Starbucks is like calling yourself a chef when working at McDonald’s.
Aw, this reminds me of the barista at my fave local coffee spot in college. It shut down like a year after I started there but the barista was this hipster dude who made some of the best lattes I’ve ever tasted, and even though he made hot coffees for all my friends, he’d only make the heart latte for me. It’s a genuine miracle he never talked to me lmao.
This is a whole masterpiece
I make skits just like Trevor. I bet 100% it’ll make you laugh. If not u can come to tell me homie
All his videos are a masterpiece
a whole milk masterpiece
I felt like it was a half masterpiece
I hope you mean oat milk my dude
I love those Pintrest tatts, it's surprisingly accurate all it's missing is lofi music playing in the background
As a former barista myself, the accuracy is giving me war flashbacks
Tee hee angel boobies
That reply was a mistake, sorry if you actually have that there because you appreciate the art.
@@sonofliberty8872 were u hacked????
@@yaochuangoh1242 sure. "hacked"
@@drnobody418 i was joking my guy
I live in Portland and this is horrifyingly accurate
I live in Europe. I found this barista stereotype in many places.
Petition for Trevor to do a video titled the guy who takes cold showers
I make skits just like Trevor. I bet 100% it’ll make you laugh. If not u can come to tell me broddie
As i told my freind before:since i started taking cold showers i noticed that my days go smoother and im less grumpy. This has less to do with the water temperature and more to do with the fact that the heater is a nightmare, so it's hard to adjust the temperature and when u finally do, you're fuming anyways so that boils the water more and more. Moral of the story enjoy your warm perfect temperature showers while you can (or get a plumber).
That would be funny. I support your petition!
@@realfarmer21 i didnt even watch your full video but it seems like pretty good quality. The video titles could use some work though
I take cold showers and they're awsome
"She was a capricorn... I was, microdosing" bahahahah! Gold!
This video alone is driving up rent prices in every city with how astonishingly accurate it is.
Honestly, for this interesting a conversation, I would happily engage in a little gentrification of my own.
“There’s a place on ocean avenue where I used to sit and talk with you. We were both sixteen and it felt so right, sleeping all day, staying up all night.” That song was my childhood lol I couldn’t help but sing along
God damn, as a barista for over 8 years this is entirely too accurate. I got that beanie, bicycle (with a dui) degree from art school, selling weed over the counter, handing out "green lattes"
Your parents have my deepest sympathy and condolences.
Trevor actually keeps a human example of each character he plays in his basement in order to replicate their being.
"barber coffeeshop ufc gym mixed with a dogpark" - literally every hipster's new plan for next shop i swear 😂😂
So a literal mall? 😂
Head shop book store Coffee shop
"She was a Capricorn and I was... Microdosing" fucking gold
So basically the same guy who fold his beanie, but actually got a job.
I create skits just like Trevor. I bet 100% it’ll make you laugh. If not u can come to tell me g
@its fine 🤨
@@realfarmer21 I didn't laugh
@@realfarmer21 i didn't trust people who took selfie too close to camera thinking it's funny
Do you drive a jeep?
Having worked as a barista, I can officially agree and confirm with all of this.
"Have you tried our CBD latte?" Trevor doesn't miss. I swear he's been to Brooklyn 😂😂😂
about 2 years behind the game.. the new game is delta10
@@dertythegrower You mean Delta 8, that and there's CBG as well now.
@@beng2307 both of you are way behind, its all about that THC-O now
you all are so behind, the CBT latte is the real thing now
Idk what any of these things are
Trevor somehow always makes me invested in the character by the end of the skit.
"The pandemic has been really tough on all of us" - Literally every barista while add chocolate syrup to the drink.
I make skits just like Trevor. I bet 100% it’ll make you laugh. If not u can come to tell me kuz
"she was a capricorn, i was microdosing..."
"oh, that's you?"
i'm dead.
the fucking yellowcard reference came out of nOWHERE and i loved it.
I create skits just like Trevor. I bet 100% it’ll make you laugh. If not u can come to tell me fam
Yo we have the same pic
Twas Thy Dopest
@@realfarmer21 Your first clip was literally the most unfunny thing I’ve seen in years. And I’m not kidding. You ain’t cut out for comedy. Also, stop self promoting on the comment sections of other people’s channels.
@@realfarmer21 shorten your vids and you should be alright
I’m a barista at a coffee shop rn and I want you to know that this is incredibly accurate and I sent this to my manager immediately after watching
He’s probably going to adopt this video as a training/motivational tool during new hire orientations!
How did it go
@@TheCookie69 he thought it was hilarious
the oat milk and whole milk things is so on point lmao
Why does Trevor look like every middle class white boy stereotype, he's literally never missed an impersonation, he's their avatar
Pretty fucking racist
Because he IS a middle class average white boy 😂but hes self aware and funny
@@consumedbydeceit5942 lol
2:18 "do you want to talk about it?" 😂😂
But for Burning Man it's spelled with like a silent Ph. I fucking died at Phlincoln!
Um...you phfucking died at Phlincoln!
Thank me later!!
"The training wheels of coffee" Haha, that was great. So true.
Recently moved from SLO to Portland. It was basically this in every coffee shop in slo, now it’s dialed up to 11 in Portland
Damn no replies I gochu kuz I make funny videos as well
Vancouver, Seattle, and Portland: the ancestral homeland of these baristas
Hit a kava bar and see the next level of Portland's pretention LOL
When you too east coast and nonhipster to know what SLO means. Feels
Portland is like that! I live in Portland also
He's always on point with these. Much love man.
Trevor actually rocks that style
what skit does he not rock? 😂
@Andrew Bae in white
@Andrew Bae I'm white
@Andrew Bae I'm white
@@rowanmelton7643 No, I'm white.
I just want to tell you Trevor your videos are helping me get through tough times brother
The people who disliked this one are actually coffee baristas. Lmao
I'm a barista and found it fucking hilarious
I like and hate this video…..I used to be a barista!
LMAOOO nah I loved it, I can relate
I love how long this is. "What even is laws?" 🤣 I've asked myself stupid shit like this when I've been high and it really sends me down rabbit holes.
"Oh you guys are studying, WHY?". GOLD 🥇
I started as a barista a month after this video was posted, now I’m literally this character
Trevor's acting is unreal. Never wanted to punch someone so bad.hahahaha
I worked as a batista twice. Once when I was in high school, working with other high-school seniors and freshmen college students. The second time on the other hand was the miserable one. It was pretentious college students serving pretentious and condescending coffee people. Worked at the first one for a year, second one for 2 days.
You do these characters so well I’m convinced this is how you are in real life
😂 I'm nothing like this guy!
01:34 "They drink out of Keurig, ugh"
😶 Well......shit. I've said those exact words before
this is great.
Mike I make skits just like Trevor
@@realfarmer21 no one cares quit slumming it in the comments section. Content is like dope, the good shit sells itself bro
Ratio
Stop promoting yourself with boring bland comments.
"we wanted to create something that reminded us of a livingroom we would like to hang out in ourselves" haha superauthentic 2021!
"Do you have a Keruig?"
"No we have taste buds"
Me sitting and watching this while drinking my coffee that was brewed from a Keruig: 👁👄👁
“Whole milk, do You want this inside of your WHOLE body?”🤣🤣🤣
This made me think of doing a bit about someone who swapped a computer part once and suddenly "knows" everything about components and operating systems. 😂
yo next video idea?????
We need this
As an ex-barista (not at Starbucks), I can say this is the most accurate representation of all of my coworkers.
Thanks for the warning, I'll stay in the bakery xD
Hey don't look down on Starbucks.
@@duranburnettI love looking down at garbage, though. Doesn't trash belong on the ground?
I go to an art school in the city with like a million coffee shops like this and these guys are. Everywhere.
IM TRYNA LINCOLN BUILD
“She was a Capricorn…and I was..microdosing..” 😂😂😂😂
"Have a beloved day" is freakin hilarious
this is a certified hood classic
I make skits just like Trevor. I bet 100% it’ll make you laugh. If not u can come to tell me brother
The scariest thing is that I actually know someone who is in their mid 40s that acts a lot like this 🤣😭
"Whole milk latte for a freak"
Whole Milk Gang we gotta stand up to the Oat Milk Bros!
I make skits just like Trevor. I bet 100% it’ll make you laugh. If not u can come to tell me dawg
I'm lactose but I don't mind seeing a war of both on my civil platter ☺️☺️☺️☺️😌😌😌😌😂😂😂😂
If the coffee is actually good black,half and half or soy creamer.oat contains no protein and doesn’t act as cream.
Maybe if we moo at them they'll go away
Oat milk needs stabilizers and additives to make it foam, so the joke is on them.
I will be using "oatmilk exists" as a comeback even if it's completely out of context.
I am so proud every time I request whole milk with my latte
0:15 Whole milk’s actually the best milk for lattes because it has the most fat, which is good for making microfoam. 2%, 1% and oat are okay. If you ask for Skim or Almond, your barista fucking hates you.
As a former batista, I can confirm. Also, please know what you order. Somebody once asked for an iced cappuccino, like what?
@@movietimeateds69 I can do you one better. Somebody once asked me for a no-foam cappuccino. I don’t think he actually knew what a cappuccino was.
@@GdoubleWB people would get upset at me because they would order a macchiato and I would give them one (shot of espresso with one spoon of foam). I guess they thought Starbucks macchiatos were authentic (we did have caramel macchiatos on the menu).
@@movietimeateds69 Yeah, that pisses me off too. They’re basically just ordering a small latte when they ask for that BS.
Doesn’t cream or half and half have more fat than whole milk?
I want upside down caramel macchiato with extra keto chocolate chipa on the top, a dash of cinnamon two twizzlers, substitute whole milk for soy milk, soy beans now in the whipped cream with extra sprinkles.
That Yellowcard reference hit harder than the whole early 2000’s
😭
"Do you by chance know if you can connect a vinyl player to an alexa?" sent me lmao
Coffee shop, barber shop, UFC gym mixed with a dog park. This would score big in certain areas of Brooklyn, NY
Not everyone lives there
@@alexander1485 True , I was just making fun of trendy areas of Brooklyn that I know based on Trevor's joke. I realize not everyone lives there. Sorry if that seemed implied
Park slope or Atlantic Ave lol
@@Nootlest Park Slope, Greenpoint or Red Hook. Lol
When her personality is drinking coffee and listening to songs about being drunk
As a music major who used to work at a coffee shop, this is totes a vibe.
"Oh, sorry. You guys are studying? Why?"
Made me laugh out loud.
Ngl everytime i see he uploads my day brightens up i just get happy and i love his vids 😂💙
I make skits just like Trevor. I bet 100% it’ll make you laugh. If not u can come to tell me fam
It’s the effort he puts into the appearance as well for me! He can look like ANYONE!
The silver lake reference was on point.
As a barista I believe all drinks should be made with whole milk because it tastes better so idk what ur talking about
"She was a Capricorn- I was microdosing" 🤣 😂
As a Capricorn I approve this message
Where I live, this is every barista and co-op store worker.
Its as if it's a must have quality.
"We were both 16 and it felt so right, sleeping all day and staying up night"😂
The pettiness is real
You know that coffee be coming out good when the barista looks like that.
WHERE WAS THE LIE
I'M ETHIOPIAN FFS BUT IF IT'S NOT A SCRAWNY PALE DUDE IN A BEANIE AND TATTOOS, I DON'T WANT HIM
I’ve got 15 yrs in the industry this is too fucking real, and why I prefer working with other old baristas who are cynical and have mostly shed their embarrassing pretentious younger self
This was every single coffee shop barista I saw when I went to San Fran. The tattoos to the point
Don't call it San Fran
@@federicomadden9236 oh yah and what are you going to do about it?
@@federicomadden9236 fuck frisco too
He nailed it. The fact that this character is from silver lake makes it hilarious. Silver lake has become the most hipster area in SoCal
There's a Silver Lake suburb/city area in South Africa too, it's also just filled with hipster assholes.
The random trashy tattoos are so accurate
2:56 that little laugh gets me every time...😂
You know its a good day when Trevor Wallace uploads
Film school and art skill tip jar 😂 I was waiting for the shrooms joke 💀
Do “the computer science guy who wants to work at Google despite getting only Cs”
Hey stop calling me out!!
i dont even need to watch the video to know how its gonna go
i love the fact you put the 1975 in there so subtly one of my fav bands lol
Took to long to find a comment
When he started singing Ocean Avenue LOL. How is he so spot on with literally every one of these skits?
OMG this is spot on, I know a girl from my hometown who is exactly like this. Works at a barista, got them old school tattoos, questioning life and talks about star signs. How many people like this exist 😂😭
🎶There’s a place on the corner of Ocean Avenue, where I used to sit and talk with you🎶
So simple. Yet brilliant! 10/10 no notes.
Trying to connect a Vinyl player to an Alexa? That is one of the most hipster things I have heard all year.
These are inspired in the arrogant melbourne barista scene. The hipster types.
I used to run a Starbucks and this is spot on.
This is really good, he totally nails this charactet, and the tattoo explanations are really good😂 I might actually get the feather one