HELP MY!!! My muscles are too big! I am a big tall man and my muscles are even BIGGER! I use them to get views but they HURT so much!!! Because they are heavy. Do you have any advice, dear jul
"The name's Chet, Chet McCallister" This man is way too good at choosing the names for people you would want to punch in the face if you had the chance.
The real magic isnt the how perfect the character is (though that is pretty amazing), no, the real magic is how he can film as these characters in public spaces without dying of embarrassment.
This finance bro outfit is disturbingly accurate, you look like you majored in accounting at Alabama State. Edit: My bad university of Alabama, y’all knew what I meant
You do realize they dont act on it because that would be considered “insider trading” that could cost them their jobs, right? Finance professionals who hold licenses and work in Bulge Brackets are heavily monitored.
Well the Dunning Kruger effect. They don’t know how stupid they are, therefore they aren’t as scared and risk more. And the fact that once you go all in, the chance of actually failing isn’t that big, so they succeed. Shy persons spend more Time about thinking rather than doing, that’s why they think what they want to achieve is that much Harder
I matched with a finance bro on hinge and he literally talks about getting rich, he wears a Patagonia vest with his collared shirts, and today he asked me if I had any adderal he could buy off me. This was too spot on im deaddddd
Honestly, I completely disagree with the implications of the video. It’s trying to claim that only rich people can be financially educated, or financially focused/motivated, and also that it’s somehow “uncool” to care about your income and investments. I 100% disagree
Basically the video is trying to weirdly force classism and elitism where it doesn’t need to exist. At age 18 my parents kicked me out, with no help, no money and not even a car. I didn’t do college. Now at age 29, I own 3 rental homes and make over 200,000 a year
Learning investing, learning small business tips, learning from Graham Stephan, Robert Kiyosaki, Contractor Fight, “Better Men Project”, Alux, Chandler David Jones, etc, taught me so much on how to succeed financially, and in general.
@@charlesg7926 it's actually the exact opposite? The rich kid doesn't know a thing about finance and investment and is just as caught up in financial fads and hype as everyone else, can't tell the difference between loss and gain, and doesn't even know what an IPO is. He has a non existent relationship with his father, only lives as well as he does because of nepotism, and can't get into any relationships, but still puts on an arrogant financial know-it-all act to hide the numerous psychological issues he's ignoring.
The first two coincide with the third. Get into good college because your dad calls in a favour, you then get the great internship because your dad literally gives it to you at his firm lol
I work the personal mail hour at a financial firm mailroom. Basically just offering the ability to send out mail without going to the post office for service. The catch is they gotta write us a check because of a policy that prevents us from handling cash. I'd say one out of every three has to pause and think for a minute or just straight up asks me how to write a check. These are people who make BIG decisions about money everyday.
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Don't forget that his parents most likely had rich parents too and so it goes on.. but didn't blow it (money, not coke), and passed it onto their kids whose kids will be the same.. idk I don't see generational wealth as a bad thing, people should try to be financially stable before they make kids, it's the most difficult decision of one's life. And I know you never said anything negative against generational wealth, i'm just talking in general, because it seems like people today celebrate when people are born into struggle, when children should be the last thing on your mind if you don't have a stable job and income, accommodation and means to help with university or trade training financing. :D
@@Petrzmolik people don't celebrate those who bring children into a life of struggle. Everyone agrees that's a stupid thing to do. People celebrate those who succeed despite being born into a life of struggle. Which is obviously more admirable than someone who was born wealthy becoming a bit more wealthy. Those are two entirely different things
@@Petrzmolik and generational wealth may not be a bad thing in itself, but it's silly to applaud someone for going from rich to slightly richer. Yet, we do that far too often. Certainly more often than we would applaud a poor person for becoming lower middle class.
@@zetaforever4953 people like winners. It’s just how it is Schumacher goes from 2nd place to 1st place? Woohoo! Some random dude in the back goes from 20th place to 17th. Big whoop Its sad. But yea.
@@PetrzmolikPart of it is also because people whose parents were loaded try to act like they had a hard life, when plenty of other people never even had a chance.
I've always found that hilarious because Patagonia isn't even in North America, it's a region in the southernmost part of South America. It's the most beautiful place I've ever been though. Some people wear Patagonia clothing to flex their ecofriendly vibes because their clothing is sustainably made.
As a finance bro, it's my mission to take all the money these guys make and give it back to the people. I'm talking serious wealth redistribution and I am sacrificing the rest of my life to make it happen.
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At 5:18 when he said wax I didn't get it at first but after doing some classes I understood the double meaning which is WACCs it's a term in finance. Trevor is clearly clever at writing jokes.
>85 people took the effort to like this Idiots, exactly why the Reddit model is garbage. There exist display fruits m8, they look real but are made of wax; they don't rot or change colour.
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4:06 😆😂🤣 "Hey dad its me Chet, i can see you from the loft.. looks like your not with mom but i miss ya. uh i hope you and whatever the lovely lady youre with are having a good time"
AISURU.TOKYO/asuna?[Making-Love] 💞 (◍•ᴗ•◍)✧*。18 years and over TH-cam: This is fine Someone: Says "heck" TH-cam: Be gone #однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #Интересно #забавно #девушка #смешная #垃圾
@@michellepaul8514 "Bezos' maternal grandfather was Lawrence Preston Gise, a regional director of the U.S. Atomic Energy Commission (AEC) in Albuquerque.[27] Gise retired early to his family's ranch near Cotulla, Texas, where Bezos would spend many summers in his youth.[28] Bezos would later purchase this ranch and expand it from 25,000 acres (10,117 ha) to 300,000 acres (121,406 ha)" - His page on wikipedia.
There is so much gold here: "I'm here to spreadsheets, not spread cheeks." "Too many 'pump and dumps', if you know what I mean." "...life is all about balance; owning Pepsi shares, but doing Coke at night." Amazing!
AISURU.TOKYO/asuna?[Making-Love] 💞 (◍•ᴗ•◍)✧*。18 years and over TH-cam: This is fine Someone: Says "heck" TH-cam: Be gone #однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #Интересно #забавно #девушка #смешная #垃圾
AISURU.TOKYO/asuna?[Making-Love] 💞 (◍•ᴗ•◍)✧*。18 years and over TH-cam: This is fine Someone: Says "heck" TH-cam: Be gone #однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #Интересно #забавно #девушка #смешная #垃圾
AISURU.TOKYO/asuna?[Making-Love] 💞 (◍•ᴗ•◍)✧*。18 years and over TH-cam: This is fine Someone: Says "heck" TH-cam: Be gone #однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #Интересно #забавно #девушка #смешная #垃圾
AISURU.TOKYO/asuna?[Making-Love] 💞 (◍•ᴗ•◍)✧*。18 years and over TH-cam: This is fine Someone: Says "heck" TH-cam: Be gone #однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #Интересно #забавно #девушка #смешная #垃圾
This is literally every internet stock guru I run into. They've never made a dime in the stock market--they just sound smart and want your money for their 'subscription'.
where do u work?(if I may ask). I'm also planning to work in the finance industry(currently getting a double degree in economics and econometrics), so I was curious haha
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Lol - I worked on Wall Street investment bank at 19 yrs old when nepotism was ok and so was drinking at work. Finance bruh did not exist. Casual Friday ruin everything
I wish this was me right now. I have a bachelor’s degree in accounting and have struggled to find work until recently. I graduated in 2017 and was unemployed on and off while simultaneously being laid off from jobs for “performance”. This continued for a while and this new job I’m currently at hopefully I can hold on to it. Still living at home with mom and dad at 30 years old because it’s either that or live on the street because I haven’t accumulated even a full year’s salary
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“I’m not addicted to adderall. I’m addicted to the hustle, the hustle of finding adderall.” I need that on a shirt.
I would also buy a t-shirt
I second all of you
Personally I prefer ritalin, but I too would buy that shirt
Definetly
Me as well
"I'm here to spreadsheets not spread cheeks" Fucking Legend
HELP MY!!! My muscles are too big! I am a big tall man and my muscles are even BIGGER! I use them to get views but they HURT so much!!! Because they are heavy. Do you have any advice, dear jul
This one turned golden because of that line 🤣
This is the funniest shit I've ever heard him say😂
I think he got up to laugh at his own joke😂
@ME this is the response of a peasant please.
"life is about balance, owning pepsi shares but doing coke at night" smart investments out here
Stopped snorting Coke when the ice cubes started going up my nose.
Pepsi earnings pretty good last quarter NGL
😂
Should I snort Coke, or Short Coke? Fuck it, I'll do both.
Is called spread trading...
As a finance bro, everything he said in this was 110% accurate.
Fix please. Thanks
@@np494609 psssss hay,its part of the joke.
@@nipsoffortune4780fix please thanks
@@np494609 fix what?
Send me 60 bands thanks
Literally worked with ppl like this IRL 😂
Must have been nice!
No you are him
@@jayquellin4543 You caught the humble brag too?
@@ezradlionel711 irl Investor relations Liar
@@ezradlionel711 just clicked your profile. You were the opp and now 🤝
"The name's Chet, Chet McCallister"
This man is way too good at choosing the names for people you would want to punch in the face if you had the chance.
How dare you short amc you peasant
This dude has face like he is from Eastern Europe.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Real name vileshomo goldberg
@@themoreyouknow252 shorting any WSB stock has been a sound financial move... BB, WISH, WKHS, CLNE, the list goes on ad nauseum
His body language accurately capture the way these people act too, why is this so accurate?
Here before this blows up
Hello Jellal
@TV PINES He just might be our TH-cam algorithm
He’s actually a very good actor
Cause he's genius!!!!
“The president? What company?”
Judge a man by his questions not by his answers.
In all fairness, a state is basically a really big company
@@konradwireen7082 it really isn´t
"I'm in finance. That's means Me and my Father have a great relationship". Best line ever
😭😭😭😭
2:13 The pigeon harassment had me CRYING-
"I don't believe in astrology, if I wanna see a star I look in the mirror"
Word!
All the narcissists can relate
@@FrenchyTube3 😂 Factt!
Spoken like a true Leo
@Davit M apparently Leo are stereotyped as having a big ego....while I'm just here trying to have a little self esteem
@@FrenchyTube3 only narcissist call people narcissist
Narcissist
Here we see Trevor turning a vacation to New York into a tax write off 💯
Anyone can make money, but you gotta know how to keep it.
He's addicted to the hustle
And that is the biggest finance bro move!
I’m mostly just genuinely impressed that he riffed so gd hard of this character he got 7 minutes of back to back bits out of it.
I paused at 3 mins to breathe
I was thinking the same thing. He has 250 funny lines in 7 minutes LMAO
The real magic isnt the how perfect the character is (though that is pretty amazing), no, the real magic is how he can film as these characters in public spaces without dying of embarrassment.
As an ex-investment banker at a bulge bracket bank, I can confirm this is SPOT ON.
Pls fix, thx
@@derekflanderschang9654 if you know you know
#REF!
@@timneulen6255 fun fact, the ability to instantly ref out an analyst’s model is how they decide who gets promoted to VP
When people say things like "bulge bracket bank" it makes me think Marx was right.
This finance bro outfit is disturbingly accurate, you look like you majored in accounting at Alabama State. Edit: My bad university of Alabama, y’all knew what I meant
Nah bro. Where’s that Patagonia?
@@HaiKenny this is the exact outfit of an accounting Alabama state guy I went to hs with AND a venture capitalist bro I used to work with wore 🤷🏾♀️
Finance bro vest game STRONG 💪
No they drop accounting once they have an internship lmao
@@Quiteinfamous are you familiar with ASU?
The common theme with finance bros is that they never really get anywhere, despite their incredible tips
You do realize they dont act on it because that would be considered “insider trading” that could cost them their jobs, right? Finance professionals who hold licenses and work in Bulge Brackets are heavily monitored.
@@OriginalCovfefe The finance bros I'm talking about don't work those professional jobs lol
@@operationb.e.n6480 fair enough lol
@@OriginalCovfefe He said finance bros, not financial professionals 🙄
@@DomoDolo Density is a real physical attribute you know...oops
The worst thing about this is people who have inflated confidence like this will ALWAYS get farther than people who are actually intelligent but shy.
Projecting
Well the Dunning Kruger effect. They don’t know how stupid they are, therefore they aren’t as scared and risk more. And the fact that once you go all in, the chance of actually failing isn’t that big, so they succeed.
Shy persons spend more Time about thinking rather than doing, that’s why they think what they want to achieve is that much Harder
Says who? Elon Musk used to be a real shy guy.
@@sydneydell5548 Bro is literally giving us his inner thoughts It’s such a projection
@John Mitchell Elon musk is a meme
I matched with a finance bro on hinge and he literally talks about getting rich, he wears a Patagonia vest with his collared shirts, and today he asked me if I had any adderal he could buy off me. This was too spot on im deaddddd
Finance bro clearly has never had mozz sticks at Friday’s.
I make extremely funny videos as well. 1 bet 100% you’ll laugh. If not you can come back to tell me my g
Mozz sticks at Applebee's blow Fridays out of the water
@@realfarmer21 your videos were ass
In the world of buying stonks one has no time to fix this logic sir.
@@ultra3755 Mozz sticks by your own personal chef blows both - finance bro tip!
"I'm here to spread sheets, not spread cheeks"- Jeff bezo probably
Probably why hes so goddamn rich
Anyone noticed 6:29 ? Lmaooooooo
“Sincerely,
Chet McCallister
CPA, IPA, CBD, BMW”
its IPO
@@RelianceIndustriesLtd Juul has an IPA?
How is no one talking about: “I’m might be a Hollywood 6 but I’m a Wall Street 10”
"CPA, IPA, CBD, BMW" got me 🤣🤣🤣
God this is perfect in every way
Hello!
Honestly, I completely disagree with the implications of the video. It’s trying to claim that only rich people can be financially educated, or financially focused/motivated, and also that it’s somehow “uncool” to care about your income and investments. I 100% disagree
Basically the video is trying to weirdly force classism and elitism where it doesn’t need to exist. At age 18 my parents kicked me out, with no help, no money and not even a car. I didn’t do college. Now at age 29, I own 3 rental homes and make over 200,000 a year
Learning investing, learning small business tips, learning from Graham Stephan, Robert Kiyosaki, Contractor Fight, “Better Men Project”, Alux, Chandler David Jones, etc, taught me so much on how to succeed financially, and in general.
@@charlesg7926 it's actually the exact opposite? The rich kid doesn't know a thing about finance and investment and is just as caught up in financial fads and hype as everyone else, can't tell the difference between loss and gain, and doesn't even know what an IPO is. He has a non existent relationship with his father, only lives as well as he does because of nepotism, and can't get into any relationships, but still puts on an arrogant financial know-it-all act to hide the numerous psychological issues he's ignoring.
1. COLLEGE
2. INTERNSHIP
3. NEPOTISM
WHY IS THIS SO ACCURATE 😂😂😂😂😂😜😂
bc of satanists like the pope
The first two coincide with the third. Get into good college because your dad calls in a favour, you then get the great internship because your dad literally gives it to you at his firm lol
My situation is the opposite. "Internship" which was really a temporary contract junior project manager then college and the rest is history.
It’s like rich dad poor dad all over again a million times
Lol I remember ur dido thank you tenor sax cover. I was trying to learn for high-school.
"I'm here to spread sheets not spread cheeks."
Mark that as the "Out of nowhere bars" of the Trevor Wallace Video Bingo
"Green means good right?"
Congrats you're already better than 99% of r/wallstreetbets
Green doesn't get you upvotes on your loss porn.
I work the personal mail hour at a financial firm mailroom. Basically just offering the ability to send out mail without going to the post office for service. The catch is they gotta write us a check because of a policy that prevents us from handling cash. I'd say one out of every three has to pause and think for a minute or just straight up asks me how to write a check. These are people who make BIG decisions about money everyday.
*picks up Perrier*
“What year is this? 2023? Perfect 😌”
😂😂😂
Trevor: “Someone please fix” ….. pigeon: get away from me 🐦
Same with the people near him😂
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TH-cam: This is fine
Someone: Says "heck"
TH-cam: Be gone
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too funny
455 likes thank you :)
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If I saw him on the street I would immediately think this is who he is. A dude with wealthy parents. He just has that old generational wealth face.
Don't forget that his parents most likely had rich parents too and so it goes on.. but didn't blow it (money, not coke), and passed it onto their kids whose kids will be the same.. idk I don't see generational wealth as a bad thing, people should try to be financially stable before they make kids, it's the most difficult decision of one's life. And I know you never said anything negative against generational wealth, i'm just talking in general, because it seems like people today celebrate when people are born into struggle, when children should be the last thing on your mind if you don't have a stable job and income, accommodation and means to help with university or trade training financing. :D
@@Petrzmolik people don't celebrate those who bring children into a life of struggle. Everyone agrees that's a stupid thing to do. People celebrate those who succeed despite being born into a life of struggle. Which is obviously more admirable than someone who was born wealthy becoming a bit more wealthy. Those are two entirely different things
@@Petrzmolik and generational wealth may not be a bad thing in itself, but it's silly to applaud someone for going from rich to slightly richer. Yet, we do that far too often. Certainly more often than we would applaud a poor person for becoming lower middle class.
@@zetaforever4953 people like winners. It’s just how it is
Schumacher goes from 2nd place to 1st place? Woohoo!
Some random dude in the back goes from 20th place to 17th. Big whoop
Its sad. But yea.
@@PetrzmolikPart of it is also because people whose parents were loaded try to act like they had a hard life, when plenty of other people never even had a chance.
"I don't dream. I execute!"
What a gem!!
The confused “there’s a one dollar bill” killed me 😩😄😄
DJ D Solomon 😂 Trevor really does his research. As a finance guy, this one hit
What song was the one he was using?
@@johnlowell5833 did you find the song bro?
@@jacobchewechishiba4294 Bastien Slice - Deep into London
5:09
Dude: "He was the president"
Trevor: "What company?" 😂😂😂
Been looking for this comment 😂😂
Looking for this comment too! That part got me good
@gelas lawas loser
BlackRock
The more i watch trevor's videos, the more i realise of his potential to be an undercover agent at literally anything
I would say Patagonia overturned Northface vests 5 years ago.. still a spitting image of finance bro demeanor.
Saddatay my Brutha
I've always found that hilarious because Patagonia isn't even in North America, it's a region in the southernmost part of South America. It's the most beautiful place I've ever been though. Some people wear Patagonia clothing to flex their ecofriendly vibes because their clothing is sustainably made.
He explained why it wasn’t Patagonia tho
@@navarremarshall "to flex their ecofriendly vibes" is sending me
@@navarremarshall made out of petroleum lol
"Never judge a leather-bound book by its cover." Words to live by.
As a finance bro, it's my mission to take all the money these guys make and give it back to the people. I'm talking serious wealth redistribution and I am sacrificing the rest of my life to make it happen.
Im a chemical engineer. I support your mission.
I’m a depressed 20 year old with an apprenticeship at a tattoo shop .Trevors videos boost my will to live lol thank you for your service
Good luck
Hey keep going!! You’re gonna do great!!!
i cant tell if this is a joke or not
Your name is Hannah montana
@Hannah How’s the internship going? You feeling better?
"What, did you get a Groupon for college?!"
Priceless 😂
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TH-cam: This is fine
Someone: Says "heck"
TH-cam: Be gone
#однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #Интересно #забавно #девушка #смешная #垃圾
The realism snippets fucking kill me. "I gotta get one of these open mic nights"
At 5:18 when he said wax I didn't get it at first but after doing some classes I understood the double meaning which is WACCs it's a term in finance. Trevor is clearly clever at writing jokes.
you're overthinking it
>85 people took the effort to like this
Idiots, exactly why the Reddit model is garbage.
There exist display fruits m8, they look real but are made of wax; they don't rot or change colour.
I would take out a third of my savings to have my boss watch this and see me laugh at him
I would love to donate some money, if your boss is a product of nepotism!😄
Addicted to the hustle, the hustle of finding adderall.
AISURU.TOKYO/asuna?[Making-Love] 💞
(◍•ᴗ•◍)✧*。18 years and over
TH-cam: This is fine
Someone: Says "heck"
TH-cam: Be gone
#однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #Интересно #забавно #девушка #смешная #垃圾
Wolf of Wall Street isn't just a movie, it's a lifestyle.
Facts
It's just an average day in Canada.
Wolf of Wall Street is a warning label.
My uncle works in finance, and he dresses exactly like that 😂
"And by thrifting I mean Macy's, how are they still in business" 😂😂😂😂😂
running after pigeons yelling "somebody please fix, thanks" LMFAOOOOOOO
This would’ve been a real finance bro if he had a Patagonia vest instead of a North Face vest 😂
Yup a Patagonia with a frat or finance club logo on it
As someone who has a degree in finance, but never fit in with any of his classmates, this video is disturbingly accurate…
College. Internship. Nepotism.
That fucking killed me hahahaha
2:00 i wasn't ready to be verbally assaulted by the truth today
Patrick Bateman walked so finance bros could run
The Sperry topsider energy is strong here
It’s NY so it’s loafers no one wears Sperrys after college
Those are loafers but nice try
4:06 😆😂🤣 "Hey dad its me Chet, i can see you from the loft.. looks like your not with mom but i miss ya. uh i hope you and whatever the lovely lady youre with are having a good time"
Hit me back on slack is the douchiest thing you can say lmao.
AISURU.TOKYO/asuna?[Making-Love] 💞
(◍•ᴗ•◍)✧*。18 years and over
TH-cam: This is fine
Someone: Says "heck"
TH-cam: Be gone
#однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков #Интересно #забавно #девушка #смешная #垃圾
OH MY GOD, "PLS FIX" IS ON POINT
it's the coughing after every juul hit for me. why hasn't anyone mentioned that it's the best part LOL
DJ D-Solomon definitely went over a lot of people heads. Love that you tossed that in as the last line.
That actually fooled me into thinking he worked in finance.
Absolute gold. (Also very nicely done with the sitdown interview shots. The quality doesn’t go unnoticed)
"People say i was born into money. Wrong. I was born into a bed."
- Jeff Bezos probably
I make extremely funny videos as well. 1 bet 100% you’ll laugh. If not you can come back to tell me dawg
Jeff Bezos biologically parents were broke teenagers...ijs
Jeff Bezos wasn’t born into money
Bezos worked at McDonalds in High School
@@michellepaul8514 "Bezos' maternal grandfather was Lawrence Preston Gise, a regional director of the U.S. Atomic Energy Commission (AEC) in Albuquerque.[27] Gise retired early to his family's ranch near Cotulla, Texas, where Bezos would spend many summers in his youth.[28] Bezos would later purchase this ranch and expand it from 25,000 acres (10,117 ha) to 300,000 acres (121,406 ha)" - His page on wikipedia.
This isn't even comedy. This is way too spot-on.
There is so much gold here:
"I'm here to spreadsheets, not spread cheeks."
"Too many 'pump and dumps', if you know what I mean."
"...life is all about balance; owning Pepsi shares, but doing Coke at night."
Amazing!
Him walking to a pigeon calling him intern begging it to fix his coffee was the best bit
"I'm here to spreadsheets not spread cheeks" That was off the dome holy moly
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Sure it was
"There's a $1 bill?" My fav line.
Thanks!
"whenever the shoe shiner starts giving you stock advice, its time to sell everything"
2:23 uses windows on macbook, finance bro moment
I died when he said “nice, nice, nice!! Green means good right?” 😂
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“President? Of what company?”
Took me out. 😂
Even wears a Rolex Datejust. He sells his character like Jordan Belfort sold penny-stocks.
I literally hate the way that finance bros dress and you nailed it
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"If I wanna see a star, I look in the mirror." This just fixed my low self esteem.
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The most upsetting thing about this is that people really wait in line to take a pic with the bull 😭
why is that upsetting?
Now switch it with the bear
And let see how it works.
@@debianlasmana8794 Bears been getting killed for 10+ years
It's the closest thing to masculinity they will ever see
This is literally every internet stock guru I run into. They've never made a dime in the stock market--they just sound smart and want your money for their 'subscription'.
Nice to hear so many good jokes with such a laid back attitude!
When he said “somebody please fix” to the pigeon, I almost died
I will never understand how he has all these lines that are amazing. How does he think of this stuff?
probably intense brainstorming + letting the vid ideas bubble in his mind. the brain is pretty good
Joke writing is a skill that you can develop. Also, he's not including every single joke he writes. There's probably some duds he had to throw out.
He spent 2 hours in midtown manhattan. The lines aren’t as douchey but the mannerisms are on point
I'm a female working in accounting. I felt this video deep in my soul.
wait, are really people like this? IRL? damn I'm concerned...
@@yellowjun127 Unfortunately, yes :(
@@cam-tv5rb really? Where? I work in finance and people are mostly chill.
finance brah
"Hollywood 6, but a Wall Street 10" What an absolute legend.
Dating a finance guy. Didnt know the stereotypes. I told him i drink tea to wake up and he casually told me he just does coffee and Adderall. 😅
1:06 “I’m here to spread sheets not spread cheeks”. Gold 😂😂
As someone who works on wall street and knows Trevor is from LA ...you've done your research 😅😅🚀
This isn't even accurate ...
The I can't take a joke because I work in the back office type ...rarely seen but always supporting 😅😅
@@Apollo101A I think he means Trevor isn't from LA. He just moved to LA as an adult
where do u work?(if I may ask). I'm also planning to work in the finance industry(currently getting a double degree in economics and econometrics), so I was curious haha
@@ahmedeissa1134 If you want to work in a front office role at a good shop make sure that double major is from a T30 school at least.
-PJT
Solomon was a CEO of Goldman and he really did pick up DJing on the side with the name dj sol
Yeah and that's why Trevor mentioned this
The more you know. Thanks, bro.
He still is THE CEO of Goldman, he wasn't A CEO...
The professional letters after his name at 6.29 😂
0:26 "My second Hamptons home is Spanish designed, so hasta luego haters" I was not expecting this, literally spit out my full drink ☠️☠️☠️
"nice. Nice. NICE. hey green means good right?"
I make extremely funny videos as well. 1 bet 100% you’ll laugh. If not you can come back to tell me bro
As always, so on point
I make extremely funny videos as well. 1 bet 100% you’ll laugh. If not you can come back to tell me brother
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“He is in the $1 bill”
“What why”
“He is the president”
“President? What company?”
😂😂😂
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This entire thing was gold, walks around asking anything including the bird to fix his drink, typical rich boi attitude lol!😭😭🤣🤣
Lol - I worked on Wall Street investment bank at 19 yrs old when nepotism was ok and so was drinking at work. Finance bruh did not exist. Casual Friday ruin everything
Fuck I’m glad that I’ve never met someone like this.
They’re an epidemic in every professional services firm. What’s even worse is that they tend to be favorites among the partners and upper management 🤢
@@labmember009 you better get straight and imitate, this is their world you want to survive you have to conform😌
" I had to stop watching Wolf of Wall Street, and start living it" this is my life motto now
I wish this was me right now. I have a bachelor’s degree in accounting and have struggled to find work until recently. I graduated in 2017 and was unemployed on and off while simultaneously being laid off from jobs for “performance”. This continued for a while and this new job I’m currently at hopefully I can hold on to it.
Still living at home with mom and dad at 30 years old because it’s either that or live on the street because I haven’t accumulated even a full year’s salary
Hang in there man
Just curious how do you have an acocunting degree and struggled to do a job? Is it accounting related job or..
@@dankwoffmemes7735 it’s called getting screwed. Stop being a wise ass
This is what roommates are for.
@@lennardtackett no
where did i go to college? " devry university" *holding up cornell hoodie* had me explode with laughter!
This might be the greatest comedy sketch I’ve seen, of course it’s trevor
"Am here to spread sheets not spread chicks.. *knee tap "🤣🤣 I lost it
Cheeks not chicks lol
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