That line is the equivalent of that one drunk friend asking if there's any more pizza bagels once everyone's passed out. I'm quietly listening though..... Lol
I'm a bit of a hard liquor drinker for the social aspect but if you see people in their 50s and 60s who have been chronic drinking or makes you really get a idea of the kind of damage it can do long term. Basically skeletor
lalarara...what what???....what's goin' on?? I find myself watching this a lot lately hahaha Roger was so funny buy they ruined him a bit...just a little...
0:29 "Oh my god, we're a broken home! And I'm too drunk and they're too dumb to channel it into art!" Part of me felt like laughing cause he was sorta insulting himself and Steve and Hayley.
I get the same way. Most CNS depressants like alcohol and benzos tend to stimulate your appetite. 5 mg of Valium in the morning and I'm suddenly hungry. Otherwise, I only get hungry around lunchtime.
"I'm sorry, I was just overcome with joy" Knowing that positive emotions are actually lethal to Roger's species, I say this should have been foreshadowing.
Sonic Guyver Nothing wrong with a little animated hotness haha. Plus it’s always done for comedy purposes: it’s meant to be funny, not jacked off over- but whatever floats people’s boats is absolutely fine, no kink shaming from me...not with the stuff I’m into...that’s a joke...or is it.😉 haha One of my favourite Francine lines, is in the episode “Bullocks To Stan”: Francine is annoyed that Stan won’t tell Bullock to stop dating Hayley, and she says: “I know what this is about. I may be blonde, with great cans, but I’m pretty smart when I’ve had my 8 hours! You don’t want to confront your boss, ‘til you’ve gotten your promotion!” And then Stan replies: “Oh, old “Big-Boob Blondie’s” got it all figured out, huh?” It’s such a great back and forth: the dialogue in ‘American Dad’ is just fantastic. All the best. 😷👍
This Bar has Absolutely Everything! Oh my God! Absolute Everything! I didn't drink when I first watched this episode so, I didn't get the joke or even notice the bottle had the bagel till now.
F: "Are you sure your really ready?" R: "Yes yes, Im ready to quit drinking" F: "that's not what this is about" R: "Oh thank god" me too Roger, me too 🤣👌
"I'm too drunk and their too dumb to channel it into art" is my favorite line. 😂
they're
@@SupaSillyThymemakes you feel smart huh?
@@nativeseneca7181 yes!!! :)))))) :3333
@@SupaSillyThyme good at least you feel smart doing something lmao
@@nativeseneca7181being corrected doesn’t lessen or increase somebody’s value.
Knowing this will help you lol
Drunk Roger truly is a feeling in his own right.
"I like high living." - Templeton (Charlotte's Web, 1973)
I just love Roger! He's the reason why American Dad is still so popular!
I especially love how they can bring some of Roger's old personas back.
Why would you say something so brave yet so controversial lol
Kitty S Period no tampon!
Stan has gotten funnier too. And Principal Lewis is always hilarious.
Duh😂❤
"He's been binge drinking since Thanksgiving."
That one hit a little close to home.
I got _way_ too many thumbs up on this comment.
So sorry Doc
I felt attacked for sure😆
And not one dislike
Comments are not supposed to have dislikes
“Listerine! It’s a Booze cause it’s Green”😂😂💯
Get out Quaker State!
You can get drunk off Listerine
😂😂😂😂😂
"Quaker state, gets you drunk and raped."
@joe 6pack Those Hawaiians.🤔
Why do I feel like this should be longer than 3 minutes 😂
A sequel is needed!
It should.
Cause it should
Fry 4 guy Maybe because it’s funny.
@@themessiah8365 let me just call this guy out real quick
Fuck you, smelly piece of shitty human garbage
It’s amazing how Roger can maintain character even when drunk
They're not personas to him. They are legit people. Roger has a major identity disorder lol.
Not unless he's completely hammered lol
"About a hour ago, I heard somebody mentioned chili fries whatever happened to that."
I too also wonder what came of the chili fries
Now I want chili fries
I want chili fries now, damnit
*Homer Simpson voice* mmm chilli fries
That line is the equivalent of that one drunk friend asking if there's any more pizza bagels once everyone's passed out.
I'm quietly listening though..... Lol
R: I'm ready to quit drinking
F: That's not what this is about
R: (with great relief) oh thank God
🤣🤣🤣🤣
As an alcoholic, I sympathize with Roger, dealing with addiction ain't easy but Roger makes it look so comical
Same with Pickles from the oblongs, they were my icons. (I don't drink anymore.. as much)
I'm a bit of a hard liquor drinker for the social aspect but if you see people in their 50s and 60s who have been chronic drinking or makes you really get a idea of the kind of damage it can do long term. Basically skeletor
"Another year on this earth, and I haven't accomplished anything!" Sounds like me when I drink
Roger *MAKES* this show 🔥🔥
lalarara...what what???....what's goin' on?? I find myself watching this a lot lately hahaha Roger was so funny buy they ruined him a bit...just a little...
0:29 "Oh my god, we're a broken home! And I'm too drunk and they're too dumb to channel it into art!"
Part of me felt like laughing cause he was sorta insulting himself and Steve and Hayley.
Lol
Such a great line!!
@@mindriot91_96 one of my favourites
Which episode this from i forgor
As if booze ever stopped an artist before.
"TACOS!!! Who's crying?"
Love that lol
Me on new year’s
Fred Fredburger: “NACHOS!!! Who’s that Lady?”
"Against my will I won’t accuse" 😂
and the 1989 Best Actress Oscar award goes to, in her first adult role...[envelope]...Roger Smith?
"To Jeff's fruit punch, that i added drain cleaner to...." 😂😂😂😂
Hahaha, I love the lengths Roger will go to for a good high.
"And to Lionel Richie, who put a blind woman in his video"
(passes out drunk)
It's a booze 'cause it's green? Down the hatch with this anti-freeze.......
Isn’t that shit blue?
@@s.nifrum4580 The Cool Mint flavor is blue, the Freshburst flavor is green.
@@Hardrockfan21 ?
@@bimmer8602 Listerine
@@s.nifrum4580 you can get different colours for different temperatures.
“Another year on this planet and I haven’t accomplished squat!
Can’t even drink myself to death.”
Relatable 😬
1:00 “Quaaaaaker Staat-Woah woah woah” 🤣
Whoever came up with Roger
Is a genius who should be really proud of themselves
The best thing to happen to the show was the writers realizing his personas were all hilarious. He was originally a shut in who never left the house.
seth macfarlene i think
Alcoholic Roger is my spirit animal
What happened to the turkey I was cooking?
Rogers definitely my spirit alien 😆😆
🦃 run
"Omg we're a broken home and I'm too drunk and they're too dumb to channel it into art"
The way he says “what’s going on?” @1:50 never fails to make me laugh.
*smashes through window* yells “TACOS” while frantically waving bottle of booze, underrated roger moment
Whos crying? *passes out*
Personal favorite joke of ALL the show. Simple & super effective
TACOS!
Who's crying?
-Passes out drunk-
they were mistranslated, i heard him say tacos.
Another year on this planet and I haven't accomplished squat. Can't even drink myself to death.
Most relateable TV quote
“I got your Christmas right here; that’s where my genitals are.”
That's cause he's a quitter and won't try hard enough to drink himself to death
@@joshuaquinn4201 He drinks almost as much as he does drugs, and neither can even kill Roger.
@@devantemungin7060 That's possible
"Laugh it up, Mom! You were right!"
I feel really bad for the old guy Roger punched...He seemed so nice.
And Roger punched him twice
*TACOS!*
“Who’s crying?”
Getting drunk with a closet full of shoes.
Sounds better than dealing with the fallout when my in laws visit
Great comment
😃TACOS!
🥴 Who's crying?
😴zzzz...
3:09 .. John Marston voice actor
Thanks.
God dammit
Damn you must have the deadeye
1:15 T A C O S!!!!
who's crying? *snores*
My favorite quote:
"Oh my god! We're a broken home! And I'm too drunk and their to stupid to channel it into art."
Idk, just super hilarious.
To Jeff’s fruit punch... that I added drain cleaner too. 🤣
"Well that didn't solve anything... guess ill just go out and get hammered "
Words to live by :)
"About an hour ago I heard something bout chili fries" mood
2:50 Rodger cant even give it away 😂🤣
I mean he looks like a fat grey pear 🍐 😂🤣
2:47 the shoes were hilarious on Roger XD
I’M THE BABY.... I’M THE DRUNK BABY!!!!
I want more dizzy water!
Roger is my favorite alcoholic of all time
1:40
I got your christmas right here......
Thats where my genitals are
😂😂😂😂
3:30: About an hour ago, I heard somebody mention chili fries. What’s happening with that?
Roger is a animated alien version of my dad.
“🎶Lisssssssssteriiine! It’s a booze cause it’s GREEN! 😂🎵”
🎵*Quaaaa-ker State--*🎵
@@erics.czernecki7333 what's Quaker state?
An oil product used for CARS.
@@erics.czernecki7333 CARS Crazy Alcoholic Return Syndrome
The last thing he holds up in the song is motor oil if you didn’t know
DjAkedamiks 'sGoatee oh okay I thought it was some form of draino lol
Oohh thanks I really appreciate it
I came here to say “no shit who doesn’t know.” But... two people here said thanks cuz they didn’t know lmao
Good to know
Quuaaaaker State
Lmao
3:37 he looks so happy !!!
I'm drunk watching this right now hahaha 😂
1:33 me after new years
"About an hour ago I heard somebody mention chili fries - what's happening with that?" XD
You forgot the one where Hailey manipulates Roger into drinking so they fail their school project lol
“TACOS!!!!
Who’s crying?”
When you needs some booze or drugs, Roger is your alien.
Me & Roger would make an awesome drinking duet!
This feels like it should have a Part 2
Roger is an absolute fucking degenerate and that's why I love him.
"About an hour ago I heard somebody mention chili fries, what's happenin with that?"
Me when I get drunk. I get munchies.
I get the same way. Most CNS depressants like alcohol and benzos tend to stimulate your appetite. 5 mg of Valium in the morning and I'm suddenly hungry. Otherwise, I only get hungry around lunchtime.
3:23
307!
I read the comments and I'm surprised no one mentioned the daddy issues on 1:57
Who isn’t a alcoholic when it comes to depression or a fun time
Those in denial :)
I TOLD YOU, I CAN'T GET DRUNK!!!
My apologies sir, I had to be sure you were serious.
Weeeeelll if it ain't an alien in a wig.
1:16 my favorite Roger moment! xD
Who's crying?
"I'm sorry, I was just overcome with joy"
Knowing that positive emotions are actually lethal to Roger's species, I say this should have been foreshadowing.
I want the return of Sydney Huffman
Bro I fucking love your channel thank you so much for all your work !!!
I don't think enough people realize that the bar of the show is literally Rodger's room
Oh my God we're a broken home, and I'm too drunk and their too dumb to channel it into art.
3:06 wil never fail to make me laugh. I feel that scene on a spiritual level
Needs a compilation of all of Francine's hottest moment.
@Donald J. Trump Really? You name your profile that clown and you give me attitude? Go fuck yourself you uninspired chode.
Sonic Guyver
Nothing wrong with a little animated hotness haha.
Plus it’s always done for comedy purposes: it’s meant to be funny, not jacked off over- but whatever floats people’s boats is absolutely fine, no kink shaming from me...not with the stuff I’m into...that’s a joke...or is it.😉 haha
One of my favourite Francine lines, is in the episode “Bullocks To Stan”: Francine is annoyed that Stan won’t tell Bullock to stop dating Hayley, and she says: “I know what this is about. I may be blonde, with great cans, but I’m pretty smart when I’ve had my 8 hours! You don’t want to confront your boss, ‘til you’ve gotten your promotion!”
And then Stan replies: “Oh, old “Big-Boob Blondie’s” got it all figured out, huh?”
It’s such a great back and forth: the dialogue in ‘American Dad’ is just fantastic.
All the best. 😷👍
Young Merkules how is it simping people use the word for the wrong statements
Young Merkules how am I a simp for asking a question and also fuck you too dipshit
@Young Merkules Simpin' ain't easy.
Some of Roger's funniest moments
😂😂😂
“Another year on this planet i haven’t accomplished squash, can’t even drink myself to death”. 😂😆
0:36 I love this part😂
Dude I love this channel LOL
About an hour ago I heard someone mention chili fries. What’s going on with that? 🤣🤣🤣
At 0:47, Cut Loose (Footloose parody).
🥂Who else wants to get drunk with Roger🍻
Here. As long as he doesn't try to kill me :)
I wonder who would win a drinking contest, roger or bender from Futurama?
Bender because he literally need to survive
Stalemate
My favorite character ever!
This…..This is why Roger Continues to be my Favorite
1:15 TACOS!!!!! who's crying? Sums up how wild barracks parties can get
OMG THEY HAVE ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING...LOOK ABSOLUTE EVERYTHING
1:11
"What"sounded like Stewie saying Cool Whip 🤣
“I’m ready to quit drinking”😔
“That not what this is about “
“Oh thank god”
Has me rooling
"I've had about 8 eggnogs. And this makes 12!"
2:22 this bar has absolutely everything, even a bottle that says "absolute everything".
If thats a keg, he drank 32 beers a minute for 5.15m
This Bar has Absolutely Everything!
Oh my God! Absolute Everything!
I didn't drink when I first watched this episode so, I didn't get the joke or even notice the bottle had the bagel till now.
You must be shitting me that you only found 4 mins of this
1:23 Roger is dead 😂😂😂😂😂
“A face down snow angel in a pile of angil vomit”
I love Rodger's Footloose reference on booze. It's hilarious
Roger carries this show on his back 😂😂😂😂🤣
I'm watching an alien get drunk..... what's my life become ???
I've been stumbling drunk, but never in a pool of your own vomit drunk. Is that a real thing?
Yes,yes it is.
F: "Are you sure your really ready?" R: "Yes yes, Im ready to quit drinking" F: "that's not what this is about" R: "Oh thank god" me too Roger, me too 🤣👌
I miss getting drunk
AA is a bitch
Roger as a drunk makes his character a funny and interesting one
Never been a drunk, but damn this looks inspiring af
Roger owns this show lol
0:03 rodger's brain: poor mate :(
"about an hour ago, i hear something about chile fries, what happen with that?"
Love It.
They missed the part “ ina world where vomit comes out of my mouth”
I’m telling you, I can’t get drunk!