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Forgot crossbreeding with other species (using tongue, then bluejays and dogs), the creation of Rogu, his bouyancy (making him a great raft), being able to survive in space with scorpions inside him and probably more that I won't list here... Oh, yeah, surviving dismemberent and also having his organs walk back into him after he harvested them. And the spiders in his chest, so many spiders!
But somehow he could of died from the CIA if he was caught, when he's super fast, can regenerate limbs, super strength, rainbows, poops gold, breathes underwater, and so many more, yet he gets saved by Stan, a human.
@@steelpump100 at the time Stan found him, Roger didn't know about all the things he could do, as he says that he didn't even know he was fireproof also all the drugs and alcohol he assumes together with the fact that he identifies himself as a human by impersonating human's characters most of the time, makes him forget about most of his powers constantly
The super speed explains almost everything about his personas he literally moves so fast he almost stops time. Thats why he has so many important personas going on at once
after those shallow breaths right before being submerged in water from a ten minute struggle, i would say that is fairly accurate give or take ten seconds
Jasmine Johnston I was wondering where that came from also he creeped me out singing that, I don’t know if it’s the tone or just the fact that he’s a psychopathic alien
You forgot, he can float AND tolerate what is assumed, a considerable amount of received gaseous expulsions (I.e farting on himself) when having someone on top of him while floating, for what it seems many days or weeks. No chemical corrosion or decomposition 🤣
Yeah i thought that was by his persona powers I mean in when in a smith horse in the hand when the horse or who ever tiger was gonna promoting Stan too look back at him yeah n got me again wit Haley on both as axe's wife n sds u know south Dakota slim but No ?
The bus door pulling a Houdini @@Chr0n0s38 was a goof I seen in Tumblr in meg n quagmire her mouth disappeared in the tickle fight so can we move back my comment seem't more intesting
It's kinda like Simpson's. Where something randomly pops out. Like Roger suddenly becomes super quick in one episode then is slow in all the rest of the episodes.
-Walking on walls -Longevity (His species can live for thousands of years) - Breathing under water -Super speed - High speed Regeneration (regrew most of his body after having it cut off and fed to bears) -Fire immunity - Biological manipulation(Can eat a person and give birth to them move his body in abnormal ways etc) -Resistance to the cold - Immune to memory manipulation - Resistance to electricity - Electricity manipulation (His species body is made up of 60% electricity) - Animal control - Dream manipulation (can enter into people’s dreams -Self substance(can survive without most of his body parts) -Broadway force -4th wall breaking -Vast intelligence -Inhuman biology
Imo Roger’s powers makes sense after seeing Jeff in space. His species were the ones in charge and had an elite society and galactic empire. Roger being “immune” was more likely the other aliens having fear of his people finding out what happened and retaliating against them.
Yet in season one he stated he had no powers until we saw he could shit golden turds with jewels in them Now their bascally giving him powers cause the plot says so
So essentially Rogers species has a super enhanced metabolic rate, which explains his regenerative capabilities, resistance to electricity and cold, his ability to generate electricity, super enhanced speed, and most likely hyperbolic wavelengths that make him resistant to whatever the men in black rays are. What it wouldn’t explain is his ability to hold breath for a really long time, which if you’re hyper metabolic, you would have to consume frequent amounts of copious oxygen and likely generate a lot of heat. So I hypothesize that this is just a tv show and doesn’t make any sense whatsoever
1. Hook to walls and ceilings using his feet 2. In one night, find out everything about you instantly 3. Fireproof 4. Super speed 5. Immune to the cold 6. Legs powerful enough to push a tree 7. Breathe underwater 8. When he's really happy, he can create rainbows made out of urine 9. Immune to memory-altering effects 10. 60% electricity 11. Enter people's dreams 12. Regeneration
Oh, and his stomach stays at 10 degrees cold at all times. 😂 he said that in a season when he bite Steve's arm off and kept it cool in his stomach until they needed to reattach it.
You also forgot his Persona powers. Where some of his Personas have magical powers and can shoot out Hadokens. Plus his personas can really fool the eyes of the public along with his own family (i.e. when Roger faked a persona of a girl to kiss Steve). And another power Roger has is that he can create a sniper rifle with a branch, a rock, and a stick of gum when trying to to save his Alien girlfriend.
I like to think Roger's species doesn't actually have all these crazy powers, but that maybe all the drugs he uses on a daily basis have sorta messed with his alien biology and now he has, for lack of a better word, "superpowers." Maybe *some* of them are actual abilities his species has, but who knows?
Roger can also shit solid gold with diamond incrusted gems which I forgot to include.
AddictedtoAmericanDad After eating some Taco King.
Forgot crossbreeding with other species (using tongue, then bluejays and dogs), the creation of Rogu, his bouyancy (making him a great raft), being able to survive in space with scorpions inside him and probably more that I won't list here... Oh, yeah, surviving dismemberent and also having his organs walk back into him after he harvested them. And the spiders in his chest, so many spiders!
just do a part 2 later on
Which can systematically make people sucumb to the worst of humanity's emotions.
Oh thats a storyline
the fact he has one disguise for each family member they can't see through.
I want a list of those disguises
For research ofc
Naren Nallapareddy me too
Well you could say that it’s just persona’s that he puts more work into
Youre not going to finish your statement?
Roger can basically do anything the writers need him to do
Yeah, but it's actually funny most of the time.
Yeah, just like Superman 😅
@@Nisselak I'm gray Superman...
Cosme McMoon gay works too
Except make his life mean something
The super speed actually makes a lot of sense since later seasons show him changing personas literally the moment a person turns around.
I AM THE BOX GHOST i swear this answer so many of my questions 😂😂😂😂😂😂
The super speed is one of the only ones they've actually used somewhat consistently.
But somehow he could of died from the CIA if he was caught, when he's super fast, can regenerate limbs, super strength, rainbows, poops gold, breathes underwater, and so many more, yet he gets saved by Stan, a human.
it's like he's every alien sightings in the world.
@@steelpump100 at the time Stan found him, Roger didn't know about all the things he could do, as he says that he didn't even know he was fireproof also all the drugs and alcohol he assumes together with the fact that he identifies himself as a human by impersonating human's characters most of the time, makes him forget about most of his powers constantly
The super speed explains almost everything about his personas he literally moves so fast he almost stops time. Thats why he has so many important personas going on at once
He can also float very easily on water, like when stan used him as his raft, when they got stuck on an island.
Ira and I remembered.
"Shut up Ira!"
What about when he giving a birth to Jeff?
3:00 Wtf? He couldn't hold his breathe for TEN SECONDS?
after those shallow breaths right before being submerged in water from a ten minute struggle, i would say that is fairly accurate give or take ten seconds
I just noticed at 1:50 the bus driver is reacting to almost running over roger.
Huh. I can't unsee this now
The silent stare stare after 3:59 kills me every time
4:55
"You can go in dreams if you want to"
"You can go in dream we can help you to"
I know it’s parodying the Siamese cats song from Lady And The Tramp but it’s hilarious!
Jasmine Johnston I was wondering where that came from also he creeped me out singing that, I don’t know if it’s the tone or just the fact that he’s a psychopathic alien
Hey remember how there was an entire episode about roger having no powers
That was actually the episode were the golden turd was introduced.
I know what he did to Stan drowning was disrespectful, but he did it with grace and repose. 👏
I always love his complicated friendship with Stan.
4:17
Omg Rogers like “Really, Really Bitch?”
Everyone's talking about how he can float. All humans can do that.
Yes but that barely holds us us for minuets but roger can float for several hours with a 200 pound man on top of him.
You forgot, he can float AND tolerate what is assumed, a considerable amount of received gaseous expulsions (I.e farting on himself) when having someone on top of him while floating, for what it seems many days or weeks. No chemical corrosion or decomposition 🤣
Carter Powell ...shut up
zack stpierre fuck you
Only people who try and they don’t have any real bouyancy
That text must have been literally INSTANT.
Anyone notice that Bob Saget text on roger phone. Roger faking his death. 1:43
The ALL TIME BEST ANIMATED CHARACTER EVER! With the voice of Paul Lynde and the wit of a thousand writers...
0:02
Pretty much any alien in any franchise summed up in one sentence
2:02 Anyone noticed the door on the bus was on the wrong side?
Yeah i thought that was by his persona powers I mean in when in a smith horse in the hand when the horse or who ever tiger was gonna promoting Stan too look back at him yeah n got me again wit Haley on both as axe's wife n sds u know south Dakota slim but No ?
Oh yeah did it again u know that western thing n the Mexican standoff
@@zoidlloyd7736 Uhh did you have a stroke when you wrote that?
The bus door pulling a Houdini @@Chr0n0s38 was a goof I seen in Tumblr in meg n quagmire her mouth disappeared in the tickle fight so can we move back my comment seem't more intesting
Double Door Bus ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
3:18 this whole bit never ceases to make me chuckle
The bob saget joke is waaaay to weird rn
You forgot the power to birth a human jeff
The power to impregnate an adolescent boy
And the power to milk one kick*ss potatoe salad
He's pretty much an immortal chaotic evil demigod
Roger literally has infinite potential as a character. Let’s hope the writers have enough creativity to keep up with it
The fire resistance is cool but kind of backfires when he is both vulnerable to the pain and strangely very combustible
4:56 CATS 2019
It's kinda like Simpson's. Where something randomly pops out. Like Roger suddenly becomes super quick in one episode then is slow in all the rest of the episodes.
The real ones are the two guys who continued to try and save Roger as he kept lighting on fire
Roger can breathe under water, but almost drowned when he fought Terry
Omg when he sparks like a trick birthday candel and bursts back into flames I lost it
He's basically the saitama of adult cartoons
I haven't watched it in a while, so that electrocution in the shark scene really REALLY got me. 🤣
Roger can also propagate with any species of animal. Like birds and dogs
Oh saw n those episode had indency ah in the name of MTV pixelation
My favorite Roger power is the ability to walk like a parakeet.
-Walking on walls
-Longevity (His species can live for thousands of years)
- Breathing under water
-Super speed
- High speed Regeneration (regrew most of his body after having it cut off and fed to bears)
-Fire immunity
- Biological manipulation(Can eat a person and give birth to them move his body in abnormal ways etc)
-Resistance to the cold
- Immune to memory manipulation
- Resistance to electricity
- Electricity manipulation (His species body is made up of 60% electricity)
- Animal control
- Dream manipulation (can enter into people’s dreams
-Self substance(can survive without most of his body parts)
-Broadway force
-4th wall breaking
-Vast intelligence
-Inhuman biology
This channel is amazing and I'm addicted to it!
The only consistant powers he has is his resistance to everything, secretion, and regeneration
Roger moving at super speed is somehow very relaxing to me.
Did you make a compilation of all of Roger's powers after I pointed out how many powers he had? 😂
Imo Roger’s powers makes sense after seeing Jeff in space. His species were the ones in charge and had an elite society and galactic empire. Roger being “immune” was more likely the other aliens having fear of his people finding out what happened and retaliating against them.
He can also recreate an entire body just from consuming a brain.
1:43… no way
1:09 - goodbye emergency blanket
Roger is also SUPER buoyant, able to float with Stan on him with no issue
Roger's drinking ability is the only real power.
Isn’t this weirder since Bob saget is dead 1:43
He's also buoyant as hell. Stan can use him as a floatation device.
You forgot that he can live as thousands of different people woth full lives at the same time
Roger moving fast is the only power that makes sense
Rodger is working the enmeshment principle of the mind's capacity for memory. Since he is virtually indestructible he can do that sort of thing
I like how his one consistent power, super speed, actually explains how the hell he changes personas all the time so quickly.
Roger's amazing. Rogu's amazing and cute.
his powers are such amazing gifts and tricks.
Yet in season one he stated he had no powers until we saw he could shit golden turds with jewels in them
Now their bascally giving him powers cause the plot says so
Or Roger didn’t know and is discovering them as he goes
What about when Stan and Roger are stranded on an island and Roger floats in the Ocean
His stomach is also the perfect temp for storing body parts and ice cream
So essentially Rogers species has a super enhanced metabolic rate, which explains his regenerative capabilities, resistance to electricity and cold, his ability to generate electricity, super enhanced speed, and most likely hyperbolic wavelengths that make him resistant to whatever the men in black rays are. What it wouldn’t explain is his ability to hold breath for a really long time, which if you’re hyper metabolic, you would have to consume frequent amounts of copious oxygen and likely generate a lot of heat. So I hypothesize that this is just a tv show and doesn’t make any sense whatsoever
Roger reigniting on fire after water was thrown on him makes me lose it every single time XD
4:30 which one? The kid with no legs or Frank Oz?
He can also enter any book he wants
1. Hook to walls and ceilings using his feet
2. In one night, find out everything about you instantly
3. Fireproof
4. Super speed
5. Immune to the cold
6. Legs powerful enough to push a tree
7. Breathe underwater
8. When he's really happy, he can create rainbows made out of urine
9. Immune to memory-altering effects
10. 60% electricity
11. Enter people's dreams
12. Regeneration
“ how come everybody is dying “ 😂😂 😂😂 roger is just a fun character. It’s like a man stuck in a child’s body
Does anyone know what song is at 2:59
Until Roger started talking about Stan's childhood memories, I was sure that "ritual" was just bullshit made up to do Stan.
Another of my favourite things is that Rogers blood colour is also inconsistent, some times red, some times purple, some times green
The swimming scene is amazing lmao
This must be hard to keep track of, continuity wise. But I doubt he's worried about it.
1:43 RIP Bob Saget
Oh, and his stomach stays at 10 degrees cold at all times. 😂 he said that in a season when he bite Steve's arm off and kept it cool in his stomach until they needed to reattach it.
- bat-like ceiling hanging
- best friends ritual
- fire proof body
- super speed
- cold resistance
- super-strong legs
- underwater breathing
- mini rainbow creation
- Men in Black technology immunity
- electroshock resistance
- electroshock generation
- dream entering
- healing factor
Don’t forget that golden turd with gems came out of roger after he ate a burrito.
Roger has the ability to use powerful equipment
He can also float on water like a boat
They spent an entire episode trying to find out what he could do...
he can also see into the future once hes been in a coma
Everyone: Omg he has super strong legs!
Me: Man he never skips leg day
Super speed explains his insta-persona change but that also means he let himself get hurt by slower characters.
From bob saget: wyd…faking a death ttyl me: 🤯
Crapping gold is also an alien power i think..
Roger having random powers and Stan's CIA inventions are the cause of like 90% of shennanigans in this show.
Rip Bob Saget
You also forgot his Persona powers. Where some of his Personas have magical powers and can shoot out Hadokens. Plus his personas can really fool the eyes of the public along with his own family (i.e. when Roger faked a persona of a girl to kiss Steve). And another power Roger has is that he can create a sniper rifle with a branch, a rock, and a stick of gum when trying to to save his Alien girlfriend.
Giving roger super speed is one of the smartest things Amercian Dad has ever done
Roger vs Sonic!
“Speaking of movies, ever seen ‘Man On Fire?’”
No one gonna talk about the fuckin Bob Saget one?
I like to think Roger's species doesn't actually have all these crazy powers, but that maybe all the drugs he uses on a daily basis have sorta messed with his alien biology and now he has, for lack of a better word, "superpowers." Maybe *some* of them are actual abilities his species has, but who knows?
Also recently going into books and retconning their history in reality if he changes how the story goes
Let’s talk about how Francine was about to solo a pack of bares with a knife
I need to know the Episode where Hes waterbreathing!! Plzz
no idea it's a rabbit hole lol
Roger is like Darwin from Marvel, he has evolved to survive anything… unless the plot calls for him to die.
"I promise I will be very respectful to your body for the first ten minutes"
LMAO
So we just gonna ignore that Roger once literally shat gold crested with diamonds?
Is causing one's head to explode via elbow drop considering a super power? I would believe yes, yes it is.
How’s you know I was fireproof, i didn’t even know 😂
Anyone ever think about how bob saget wouldve got that text literally a millisecond after he sent it?
4:07 🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Him staring at Stan after getting electrified is some funny shit
I want to be Roger and Pinko at the same time
The whole moving super fast thing makes sense tho, with all the characters and stuff lol