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@@JoseMendoza-JAM Roger will sleep with anything that has a pulse and even then he doesn’t need a pulse cause he’s sleep with his diary and a checkbook
@@eternallegacy89 no. I meant the character. Roger is after all deeply committed to his character protrayals. If he says he's a man who had an accident at his job at a gender conversion clinic and thus he's a man with a female vigina but with a dick, he is a man that you know.
@@Omzz_99 Francine is praising the woman because she spends time with homeless people. Roger is basically saying spending time is rubbish compared to the fact he has sex with homeless people.
Am I the only one who believes the writers and Seth (with his voice acting) actually put an extra effort in making Roger extra relatable and extra likeable, without losing his douchiness?
I was listening and thinking how Seth MacFarlane deserves a Lifetime Achievement Emmy for doing Roger's dialogue, alone. I could not get through 90% of these lines without laughing.
"It's not a big deal. Lots of people sleep with aliens, Lois Lane, Marvin The Martian's wife, every cable guys who's ever come to this house" LMAO That sent me to the Mars 😂😂😂
Worst part would be that depending on the women, when the foil bends the oxide layer breaks. And inside a vagina there isn't enough oxygen for it to reform. So little slivers of aluminum could fall off in the vagina
And then to add salt into injury, he got all those guys, slept with them and had the crasiest of orgies while his BJ's are shit as he has said in many other episodes... That suuuuuuuucks big time, guess being an aliens has its perks 👽
“You’re cute , how about after we go wheels I come in there and go heels up and you can unload your passengers .. at ...Gate a “ 😂😂😂 I love roger needs a movie or spin off
7:34 If Rodger just didnt sleep with that guy and cheat on his (i believe the other alien was about to propose), so many things would’ve never happened. I actually feel bad for the other alien, his grief led him to take it out on everyone else.
* sighs * “ I had such a wonderful night , but I hope you understand that I can’t let you come inside .. you can either do it on my back or feet ... Dealers choice “ LMAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
"Your reputation is safe with me"
Every lie detector on that planet blew up.
I felt her tears, so sad those alien cries! LOL
@@missyfrog1 Happened to you too, huh?
@@arrownoir I think most women and girls don't wanna be labeled a ho.
@@missyfrog1 Yeah, I guess “most” wouldn’t.
@@arrownoir I don't get it?
“You’re fat, Helen!”
“You always get what you want. Don’t you, Helen?”
Bravo. Lmfao
🙂
Iconic
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Does it make it funnier because it's my name too? Lol
Title: “Roger is Promiscuous”
Me: that’s an understatement
What does that mean
@@JoseMendoza-JAM Roger will sleep with anything that has a pulse and even then he doesn’t need a pulse cause he’s sleep with his diary and a checkbook
Wtf do those words mean
@@aldrineuri122 it’s means that saying Roger being promiscuous is putting it mildly since he’ll sleep with about anybody
could've said roger is random and weird instad
Surprised this isn't two hours long
This isn’t all the clips 😂there are at least another hour or ao
01:30+01:31+01:32+01:33+01:34
@@danatedawg1018 you mean 12 hours
Or 10 hours.
I’m waiting for part 2
“The homeless guy from the bus station is hung! But I knew that.” That always gets me lol
I was about to do something funny *Proceeds to say great line*
I like this show
Haaaa
The way he said "But I knew that" is glorious 😂
@@seanm7539 l. Coco looks o CBC
"the condoms hurt like hell but am not ready to be a mother"
Yeah I can't tell if he a woman or a man with female ovaries.
@@DonoZeek he's a natural hermaphrodite.... xD
@@eternallegacy89 no. I meant the character. Roger is after all deeply committed to his character protrayals. If he says he's a man who had an accident at his job at a gender conversion clinic and thus he's a man with a female vigina but with a dick, he is a man that you know.
There’s also this thing called abstinence and chastity.
@@leifewald5117 Roger definitely doesn't know about that.
“I pulled more tail than a slow kid at a petting zoo” I’m laughing so hard
I said that too my boss and he stared at me
@@williamdawson4023 your boss is lame bro
@@williamdawson4023 you a legend
I remember writing that quote down years ago and putting it in my notes in my phone, because I couldn't stop laughing.
Me too
"Can we please be adults about this....because I can't". Why does this line fit my life.
what min is this ?
K 7:40
Can attest that it fits college life too lol
Let’s face it not matter what the situation is…. It’s immediately Roger fault
Her talented mouth tells lies!!!
-Brown Corduroy Guy
🤣🤣🤣
i was looking for this comment
How does he know her mouth was Talented then? XD
@@KenGutierrez01 Exactly! 🤣🤣
Another joke I saw is that Roger probably remembered the brown corduroys because his face was buried in them.
While his wife scowled angrily
I feel bad for the slug alien monster.
Same I was going to comment that lol
Yeah :(
Yeah
yes. poor creature
@Love To hate I'm sorry you had to go through that
Saying "Roger is Promiscuous" is along the same lines as saying "Water is wet."
My science class actually had a heated debate on if water is wet...
But water isn’t wet. That was settled ages ago.
Water makes things wet. But your targeting computer is working fine.
@@InsaneLaughter01 I was just thinking about that! 😂 😂 😂
And Madonna is dry
"And when it snows I need to be plowed"....this always makes me laugh.
@dkm07305able hey do you know which Season and Episode is that ?
@@yan8732 the episode is called “my morning straitjacket”.
@ Mr.X thnx man .
I actually kind of like that quote from roger
imagine having the confidence and recklessness to be as promiscuous as roger lmao
Lol seriously
Ong 😂
Ugh Roger be living the dream 😩
I only wish I could break up with people as fast he does. That’s my problem
Me after 5 drinks lol. Jk. 👀
“Time? I have sex with the homeless”
Omg how did I miss this line ? Lol
Someone explain
@@Omzz_99 Francine is praising the woman because she spends time with homeless people. Roger is basically saying spending time is rubbish compared to the fact he has sex with homeless people.
@@dirtyshubb Lmaooo 💀
This is the best line
Once again Roger is the greatest character in television
He’s ok
Homer Simpson and Roger are tied for me.
f.... yeh👍👍
Too bold of a statement
Next to peter griffin...
"Her talented mouth tells lies."
It is revealed in Naked To The Limit, One More Time, that one of the main reasons that Roger chooses to stay on Earth is because of the sex.
Yes, because on his home world it is all consentual!!!
@@wolfram-konstantijnmaas2657 Consensual sex? Gross.
Consensual? how is it?
Haha roger seems to like the dicks he can get on earth. Much of it he gets under false pretenses posing as human women most of the time
Isn't that why all of us stays here?
You missed the scene when roger is about to a ummm "entertain" the detective in the mud bath for finding out they brought a third person
Or the one where roger tried to give stan road head 😂
Weren't there an episode where Roger stuck one of his fingers in Stan's "private place" and learned all there is to know about him?
@@wargamesmaster Yeah, then he was heart broken that Stan was ashamed.
No they didn't
@@blackwingdragonmasta timestamp
Am I the only one who believes the writers and Seth (with his voice acting) actually put an extra effort in making Roger extra relatable and extra likeable, without losing his douchiness?
I was listening and thinking how Seth MacFarlane deserves a Lifetime Achievement Emmy for doing Roger's dialogue, alone. I could not get through 90% of these lines without laughing.
More effort they put than in family guy lately
@@jaredgarcia8638 he doesn’t write the episodes anymore only voices the. Characters
Woah woah! Extra relatable?!
Except he’s not voicing him?
"HER TALENTED MOUTH TELLS LIES!" 🤣🤣🤣
"It's not a big deal. Lots of people sleep with aliens, Lois Lane, Marvin The Martian's wife, every cable guys who's ever come to this house"
LMAO That sent me to the Mars 😂😂😂
Don't forget Dick Grayson.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
No human being alive can compete with roger’s ✨body count✨
You'd be surprised
Quagmire "is that an challenge!?"
Modern female pronstars 😂😂
There's this Guinness World Record for having the most sex in 1 day, I forgot her name but the woman apparently had sex with 900 men💀💀💀.
Roger plowed more in 12 Italian hours than many do in their lives 💀
“I have sex with the homeless” that one always makes me laugh
How about “roger through time”. Showing all the stuff Rogers done while on earth, like inventing disco or causing the titanic disaster.
Yeah, and preferably in chronological order; the Roger-on-Earth timeline is confusing to navigate
When did he cause the Titanic to sink?
Or when he invented ecstasy
@@crummymonk4917 he had a flashback of his life and it shows him pouring liquor down the captain’s throat, causing the iceberg crash
@@Feliciatanktop that was the Exxon Valdez crash.
Dude Roger is one of the most perfect comedic characters in all of fiction. You could literally have him in any joke and it works just fine.
Who else bursted out laughing when the guys on their motor scooters came down the stairs? 😂😂😂
Dweeb
@@TheRoadhammer379 what? Lmao 😂
Me
thats just italy i can assure ya
@@TheRoadhammer379 you own one don't you 😭
And you can unload your passangers at...
Gate A😂
💀💀💀
“Her talented mouth tells lies!”
-Brown corduroy crow mask guy
I did not really think how painful a tinfoil condom is. I mean obviously the receiving end but even wearing it would hurt.
Worst part would be that depending on the women, when the foil bends the oxide layer breaks. And inside a vagina there isn't enough oxygen for it to reform. So little slivers of aluminum could fall off in the vagina
@@Aztesticals omg ouch
@@Aztesticals hot
Tin foils can cause paper cuts too.
Paper can cause tinfoil cuts too.
I love the begrudging respect he has for Hellen. A great "well played" moment.
She always gets what she wants
Once agian Roger is who i aspire to be. I mean who doesn't want to be a pansexual alien with all those wigs and who slept with an entire soccer team
I think most people
To be honest sleeping with a whole soccer team is not as fun as it’s cut out to be. It’s even better 😆.
Remember to wear condom.
"entire soccer team" and then some
Not to mention he has both genetatellia
"The name's Abbey, Abbey Road. When it snows, I need to be plowed"
My insides are in surgery
So r his after that tinfoil condom 😂😂😩😩
I love how throughout the series Stan gets more and more accepting about what nonsense Roger brings into the house. 😂
To be fair he might be in heaven living out whatever he can dream.
@@retroftw4644true
Except Francine, all family members had been having a sexual or romantic relationship with Roger, the feelings are not mutual tho for some of them.
Francine has too in the episode where the two of them go to a vineyard and Roger gets drunk and kisses her.
@@Janexcalibur I do notice that episode but the only thing Roger did is a kiss, and it's just for fun or sth
Rodger did try Francine on the wine trip episode
7:45 *When you realize a grey, crossdressing alien can get 17 guys AT ONCE when you can't get even one.* 😢
Thank you for all the likes, everyone! 🥲
And then to add salt into injury, he got all those guys, slept with them and had the crasiest of orgies while his BJ's are shit as he has said in many other episodes... That suuuuuuuucks big time, guess being an aliens has its perks 👽
Wow, that’s a wake-up call.
He did that in only 12 hours as well.
Confidence and boldness do wonders!
@@OpheliaFantasy and a little bit of chloroform
1:25 I could feel her pain.
Lol so easy
Who hurt you?
@@batman-gu7pm Her ex
You're fat, Baby King!
@@nwahnerevar9398 You haven't even seen her.
Roger-“Stan this is Aimus”
Also roger- “Aimus, this isn’t what it looks like”
Only man who can get caught cheating 4 seconds later
"Her talented mouth tell lies!" Might be the best line ever HAHAHAHA
Yea good cover up man no one would suspect a thing 😂😂😂😂 God roger
The “her talented mouth tells lies “ always gets me lol
"I've pulled more tail than a slow kid at a petting zoo." I'm dead....
7:44 as an Italian, this segment made me laugh my ass off
Using "mangia mangia" in bed now. Let's see how my partner likes it. "Italian is sexy," He says. Okay... Okay let me play you the song of my people...
As an alien me too...
"Mangia mangia che ti fa bene" was peak lmao
The condoms hurt like hell, but I’m not ready to be a mother. lol
"Soggy napkins and gerbil meat" - how would you like to be the pie eating judge at that contest.
Considering Roger made a sizeable contribution to Mayor Woodside's mouth I don't think he minded.
I like that they bleep out "face" when she says "i wanna sit on his face"
Male or female, it doesn’t matter to Roger.
Male, female, human, alien, fat, skinny, homeless... nothing can stop him. Nothing will.
He certainly likes to probe people 😂🤣
It doesn't matter to me either, icon regardless!
Age
Species don’t matter to Roger, either.
Roger is the best character in this entire show. Without him there would be no show. Like if you agree
At least nowadays...
There's always that one guy...
@@Martinreymundo Who’s cooler and funnier Roger from American dad or Bender from Futurama?
@@jamarkusholcomb516 roger no doubt he is the goat cartoon character with randy marsh.
Wat about the principal
0:39 peter's cousin
I'm finally early for one of your uploads!
^
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Same
Francine: “She’s even got time for the homeless.”
Roger: “Time!? I HAVE SEX WITH THE HOMELESS!”
Roger is so discriminating. What wouldn’t he have sex with?
I always love the respect he gave Helen. He actually admired that she took her opportunity lol.
This is nothing new. He's like this about 90% of the time.
4:03 "Ive pulled more tail then a slow kid at a petting zoo" im fucking done 😂
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And that means
Roger is promiscuous... in other news the Mona Lisa is a masterpiece.
@3:57.
Roger “Mark hop in here!”
Mark: 😟
This guy's so dirty no amount of soap and spray will get rid of him.
0:56 I wished Haley kept this look. It's so cute!
"You're FAT HELEN!" - Roger Smith
You always get what ya want, don't cha Helen?! 😂😂😂
6:46 That's the funniest bit ever!
*Pure maiden? Me? I had sex with the guy on the truck ride over here!*
*Now who was he,he had a crow mask on...*
@@Mistah_boykisser oh it was him, brown cordaros.
"You're fat Helen"
One day I hope to say that in the same, jaded tone.
"Hey fellas I nailed her. It was so easy"
The accuracy
Slug monster: *starts bawling*
'We've only been here for 12 hours!'
'...and then I realized that I could never be defined by one man...'
_half of Italy comes down the stairs_
2:39 I hate how there are actually people like this
An entire soccer team? Damn dude, living the dream.
The reason why Italy didn't qualify in 2022 world cup:
I’m so jealous. And an Italian team, to boot!
“You’re cute , how about after we go wheels I come in there and go heels up and you can unload your passengers .. at ...Gate a “ 😂😂😂 I love roger needs a movie or spin off
2:15 "I've been out Roger'd-- you know what? Good for her."
The name's Abby, Abbey Road. And when it snows I need to be plowed. Lol 😂
Brandi Lewis 😱
8:38 I can’t believe he did it with He-Man
1:17 hurt for some reason like aww 🥺🥺🥺 , poor thing.
The guys speaking Italian weren't actually terrible, I'm impressed, good job👍
We are bad at speaking...
For the Italian sequence I counted 18 guys in total
I love this Alien, Roger is the Best Seth Macfarlane character hands down
Seriously who’s cooler and funnier Roger from American dad or Bender from Futurama?
@@jamarkusholcomb516 they’re both great
@@jamarkusholcomb516 that’s a hard one but ima have to go with bender been with the character longer
Fax
Herbert the pervert is a strong nr2
5:22 A real description of how grindr works 👽😂
"What's happening? I was about to do something really funny!" is one of my favorite lines in the whole show lol
2:58 My reaction to this is always exactly the same as Roger's.
Her talented mouth tells lies.
Gets me every time.
PLEASE do one with all the other languages the Smiths speak
"Elle est dérangé avec nous"
"OUIII"
"Au revoir les enfants! That means F&^# YOU!!" -Steve Smith
@@Janexcalibur doesn't it mean good bye children?
@@Kenfren Yes, that's the joke that Steve doesn't know what he's saying in French.
TBH, a funny video would be a supercut of Jeff saying "Hey babe!"
“her talented mouth tells lies” 😭😭😭
8:33 Roger: Stan, this is Amos!
...
8:40 Roger with another farm hunk: Amos is not what it looks like!!
Always cracks me hahahahaha
5:55 I can't get over what Roger does with the plate real swift 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
One of the Roger's powers is change his appereances in a visual way. I mean for us is a dressed alien but the others just see a normal person
“Her talented mouth tells lies!!!”
"Amos, this is not what it looks like..!"
😂
2:09 nice to see someone win against Roger lmao
7:34
If Rodger just didnt sleep with that guy and cheat on his (i believe the other alien was about to propose), so many things would’ve never happened. I actually feel bad for the other alien, his grief led him to take it out on everyone else.
Yea but then we wouldn’t get roger on earth
2:47 You don't deserve to be on jury. All of them were weak.
0:58 "I put fruit and sugar in my pie instead of soggy napkins and gerbil meat." God I was dying when I heard that
I don't want to know why the napkins were soggy. 🤮
I also made a sizeable contribution to Mayor Woodside's mouth.
That got me too
That's it, in voting for Roger for U.S. president in 2024. He would solve all out problems
And have sex with his secretaries.
Lowkey jealous of Roger.
"Her talented mouth tells lies ! " 😂
8:08 The Italian national team? God I wish it could be me >_
kuwaiti
Roger always puts me on good mood, through a bad day.
You always get what you want don’t you Helen? Bravo.
4:40 Name as many characters who are "Involved" with aliens
"amus it's not what it looks like" damn that was fast
"Her talenter mouth tells lies." 🤣🤣🤣😭😭
“This is my real life, your way outta bounds” classic😂
I've pulled more tail than a special kid at a petting Zoo has me dead 😂😂😂😂
* sighs * “ I had such a wonderful night , but I hope you understand that I can’t let you come inside .. you can either do it on my back or feet ... Dealers choice “ LMAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
"You always get what you want don't you Hellen."
1:50 always cracks me up when I see that episode lmao.