Unhinged Church Reviews
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 19 ธ.ค. 2024
- We found the worst rated churches in the world and checked out some of their most unhinged 1-Star reviews!
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this is great, very christlike behavior.
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When I was younger I worked as an undertaker. At one mass the Priest was walking around swinging the incense censer. The conductor turned to me and said, "quick Andrew, his handbags on fire". I laughed so hard I had to leave. I experienced plenty of bad behavior including some from the clergy.
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I do want a "Very Un-Christ-like of you" shirt! This was so hilarious!
Glad you enjoyed! Will mock up some designs and post a poll if there's enough interest ✝️😅
Ditto 🙂🖐️🍀
Me too
I want it to be ”very un-christ-like of you, my dude!”
Much better since the previous one were a ”homie”-one!
A 'Very Un-Christ-like of you' Shirt would be perfect . Also for some reason I would quite like a 'church inspector' pin badge aswell 😄. Great video and loving the new haircut, Conor!
Omggg we should totally make church inspector badges haha thank you! Glad you liked 🦇
The Church Inspector button is a great idea 😂
yes yes church inspector is genius!! lollll
Gothic Church Inspector
The entrance fee and the gift shop is pretty gross if you think about it. Jesus would flip a table or two if he walked in and saw that.
I guess that particular church is something of a tourist attraction, hence the need for crown control and souvenirs.
I love how spooky And intimidating conor is then when he talks he's all giggly and goofy lol
Goofy is the best way to describe me honestly. There's never been a serious moment in my life I haven't made a joke 😅
I definitely got more than a few giggles out of this one. I live in the Bible Belt, so a "Very Un-Christ-like Behavior" shirt would be taken with zero irony by most who saw it. Looking forward to more videos.
Considering that Jesus was basically a hippy, some people might feel called out.
I need this in ohio
You could stay at St. Andrew's church (I think is the name) for a spooky investigation. I think its in England, a church from the plague years that allows people to stay overnight.
St. Andrew Eldrich? 🤣
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We will definitely look into that !!
do u know what a reverse exorcism is?
its when the demon tells the priest to get out of the kid
Lol
I laughed a lot. A shirt with "very unchrist like of you" would be awesome! Greetings from Germany 🖤🖤🖤🖤
We are glad to hear it! And good news they are available now along with a tote bag and some badges over on Randomgothcouple.store 🙏 🖤
2:16 “This one was from New York.” I could have guessed that one. 🤣These were fun. 👏🖤💀🦇
Hey, I'm prayin' here!
I would rock the shirt out of a "Very unChrist-like behavior" shirt. That's hysterical.
I'm holding you to that! Keep an eye on our community page here on TH-cam or over on our Instagram page! We'll be announcing the drop soon! 😅🖤
Love your videos!!! Where do you get your jewelry?
"very un-christ like" lol
also Lynn I love your earrings!!!
And the festoon necklace! 🥰
Thank you they are from Claire's accessories from the after Halloween sale
the choker is from Devils fashion I think and then my friend Happyinblackcharms made us the cross necklaces 🙏
"Very Un-Christ like if you!" I'm going to use that one too 😁
It would also be great on a T-Shirt
Available now on Randomgothcouple.store 😂😂
I think just "Very Un-Christ-like" in a spooky font. That way we're left to wonder whether it's a declaration or accusation.
I love that but I also love the targeted accusation version a lot too! I cannot choose 😂
Conor is really enjoying this one. And so am I!
I need more of a backstory on "the devil has infiltrated this church" one 😂 Also I never realized it until now but the church I went to as a kid didn't have a bathroom either, which is kinda messed up now that I think about it. P.S. The hairdos are looking on point today
The bathroom is usually in the attached hall, not the church itself.
My local church growing up had one! It's meant to be a community hub. So it makes sense. Nowadays people abuse that privilege a lot I think so most keep em locked. Thank you! Glad ya like it!
i am looking for a non-peaceful church experience
Please it’s my mission now to have this experience! We need a video trying to achieve this hahah - Lynn
"That sounds like a vibe!"
I love you guys! 🤣
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This shit had me howling 😂 An unexpected but welcoming idea for a vid! The edits and jokes you both made had me rowling 🤭 Would love to see more vids like these! Also you were on point with the humour this vid, Conor 🤣
Hey Lynn and Conor, LOL! This is so funny, I absolutely enjoyed the video, I rarely go to Church but I absolutely love the old architecture and the beautiful stained glass windows. 😊😊 Thankyou so very much for the lovely video and have a fantastic day today. Happy Halloween. ☺️😊😻🤘❤️
Glad to have another Random Goth Couple video! It makes my day!
We are glad to be back 🖤🖤🖤
I love the video and love your guys outfits!!!!!!!!!!!!🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤
I've been living in Spain(barcelona) for a bit now, and what shocks me is that most, is the churches are locked, being from Ireland too, it's kinda rare that the church in closed or locked, but here in Catalonia it's kinda normal which is super weird, churches are usually at least open back home. That said they have some pretty cool churches here.
First of all, very jealous!! Barcelona is beautiful, wish we moved there 😅 the church being locked is a bit more common here since 2020 I noticed. Smaller ones especially. Bigger ones I'd be surprised. But we've found a few cool churches and walked up to find a locked door 😔
I bet a lot of them are stunningly _gorgeous._ Even the supposedly simple "peasant" ones.
ive gone to church all my life and have gone to a few over the time before finding the one im at now and i never stopped to think "i should leave a google review of this/that church" 😂
The review about the food service etc had me busting out laughing which caused my boyfriend to look at me askance...😂😂 After explaining I still got a weird look, but he agrees with the review 😂 ( we both have a weird sense of humor and I will say my humor can get dark sometimes.) Very Un-Christ like of you shirt sounds awesome. I got a good laugh out of this video maybe a part 2 of church reviews perhaps?
Sir this is a church!! 😅 Working on designs for the shirts! Should be out soon! Glad you enjoyed. If it does well we'll definitely make a part two!
@@RandomGothCouple awesome! I could use another good laugh right now. Dealing with how to repair pipes that burst when we had the artic weather last week. The hits keep coming but it'll work out.
12:05 It's NY. Sounds real to me.
hey guys! i'd like to see you review sunset cosmetics sometimes^^ they have some interesting products that you'll probably enjoy
We actually got some for Christmas!
Conor is having way to much fun with this
Religion and comedy are my favourite duo 😂
Meanwhile in Ohio a pastor is being charged for making sure the unhoused didn't freeze.
Oh fuck me sideways, that's a hideous miscarriage of justice. How the fuck does _helping the poor_ become a _crime_ these days? We're living in a fucking dystopia.
@@DrachenGothik666 maybe its not the churches themselves that feel evil but some of those who are in it. Yeah doing an actual Christian thing shouldn't be a crime.
"Very Un-Christ-Like My Dude" would be awesome
Working on it! Keep an eye on our community page here on TH-cam or over on our Instagram page! We'll be announcing the drop soon! 😅🖤
This was very funny! Hope you both have had a good start to the year ❤️
Thank you! It's not going great 😅 but better to get the bad luck out of the way early!
@@RandomGothCouple aw oof, I hope things turn around soon!
I definitely need a very un Christ like behavior shirt.
They are available now at www.randomgothcouple.store 🦇✝️
“Very Un-Christ like of you!”
“Unvery un-Christ-like of you” is so hilariously unhinged 🤣🤣🤣 please do the thing! 🖤🖤
I'm on it don't worry 😇 have started to try fit that phrase in as much as I can irl too haha
@@RandomGothCouple honestly same! You should do a drinking game for how many times you can get it into a video ;) we’ve tried it with ours with the phrase “there’s bastardry afoot!” 🤣🤣🤣 honestly living for the videos! Please keep it up! Really hope to see y’all at for the love of horror and download/bloodstock mayhaps! Xx
Never thought I would see a Church review vid on your channel😂
Really?? It seems right up our alley ✝️😅
@@RandomGothCouple I forgot that Jesus was a homie of the channel. So it really is up your alley after all, and it was a pretty entertaining video too!
Your outfits are always amazing!!!!
Thanks so much 🖤
@@RandomGothCouple your welcome🖤🖤🖤
T-shirt yes. Both of them that you suggested.
Tempted to put up both tbh because I cannot choose 😭
That’s hilarious! Great concept! I didn’t even realize people were rating churches 😂
There's a wall in Dublin people left reviews for. They just be reviewing anything 😂 glad you liked it 🦇
We definitely need ‘very unchrist like of you’ merch. Tote bags would be awesome!
Oooh interesting! I'll look into it. We wanted to do totes for our last drop but want them to be eco friendly and we weren't happy with the price we would have to charge people for them! Exploring other options though because you're right, it'd look great on a bag!
Great video idea xD
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That was so funny! 😂Loved it! You guys make me smile and laugh, can't tell often enough how much I like your videos and you guys! I was once denied communion in a catholic church because I was protestant🙈 one ⭐️ for that one haha!
I think I'd burst into flames 😆
How could they tell you were a Protestant? Were you wearing your "f*** the pope" shirt?
@@sharonthompson672I felt so embaressed🫣
We are so glad you loved it and omg this comment made us laugh 😂😂you giving one star to them hahah! You should leave a review! Thank you for always supporting us and your kind words 🖤
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Haha... loved those comments.
Great video Lynn and Conor.
Stay safe and Happy Halloween 🦇🖤🖤🖤🖤🦇
Thank you! You too! 🎃🦇🎃
Great vid 🖤
They got that bread on the tongue kink 😂 “we don’t do that here”
Pls 😂💀💀💀
Our church thankfully is filled with people who love God and don't really care about if your baby is too loud, If you have a unique look ect. A reformed baptist church is the best church❤ These reviews were hilarious 😂
Edit to say: unfortunately a lot of "christians" arent very-christ-like and definitely need to be called out when it happens. (Myself included at times) i think the shirt would be a great reminder and id DEFINITELY get me one if they come out!
Well that sounds good! We are glad you enjoyed the video! And good news!! The tshirt is available right now over on Randomgothcouple.store 🙏 🖤🖤
I don't always go to church, but when I do, it's for the communion with the thimble full of grape juice.
Jesus juice goes so hard though. No right to be as good as it is 🍇
right?? Those holy wafers were DELICIOUS
@@RandomGothCouplehmmm that gave me an idea.. "Jesus juice" merch 👀
Like "drunk on Jesus juice" 🤣
10:00 in my head I just can’t get over the idea some random person told them they had to pay who didn’t actually work there
Connor's hair looks great 🦇
Thanks so much! I'm still trying new things with it 🦇
This was such a good idea! 😂
It's been on the list too long. Had to make it happen 😅 could be a series if this does well, who knows haha glad you enjoyed!
I love your look! It's awesome! 😎
Thank you 🖤
I haven't been to Church in years but one that I went as a child was really nice.
Hilarious. Love Lynn's chopsticks. Very un-Christ like of you 😂😂
She's a natural 🎹
Yes...we need a shirt that reads..."Very un-Christ-like of you" 😂
OK I'm on it I promise 😇😅
The “That’s Very Un-Christ-Like of You” is much funnier to me. I’d love to have a bumper sticker or a shirt of that!
So far we've got votes for shirts, totes and now a sticker! Might have to make a full range ✝️
Imma be needing one of those “very Un-Christ like of you” shirts immediately 😂
Keep an eye on our community page here on TH-cam or over on our Instagram page! We'll be announcing the drop soon! 😅🖤
Make the shirt!!! My “Jesus is my Homie” shirt needs a buddy!!! I will wear either version! This video was a riot! A much needed levity for the middle of my week! Edit: I just saw it is available and I bought one!!! Yeeee
Thank you so much for your support! Hope you love it 🖤🙏
@@RandomGothCouple it is one of my new favorite shirts along with my Jesus is my Homie shirt! They make for great comfy clothes!
Love. Your and Lynn's make up and outfits ❤
Thank you so much!! 🖤
Your most IRISH video yet hahaha
So true haha but it's so our niche haha 😂
Very Un Christ like would be coo. LOVE the videos!! This was hilarious!!
We are glad you liked it 🖤
Anyone wants to go to the one with creepy organ?
A meet up there would be fun 😂 They would be so confused wondering why we are all there
That creepy organ music goes hard. Throw in some Gregorian chant and we got it going. Js.
Been watching you guys a lot lately I love vibes in the videos I’m not personally goth but I love the culture and love the color black tho
Keep up the GREAT Work!!!
I would be frightened any church would collapse on me upon entry 💀
I honestly used to fear this 😂 but I’ve learned now it’s all good - Lynn
Today at church they said the special collection was going towards $3000 new panic doors or latches I don't know which. Now I have to go Google it. Loved these church reviews. Thanks bunches.
I would certainly appreciate a "Very Un-Christ-like of you" shirt!!!
Available now along with tote bags and badges 😂🙏🖤🖤
I love the video 😊 great job 👍
You both make my day fun and my favortie couple
Thank you so much! We appreciate that a lot 🦇
I’m not just saying this to be polite, I would genuinely purchase a “very un-Christ like of you” T-shirt or hoodie or whatever from you guys, it’s freaking awesome 🤩 😆💜 personally I prefer the above statement rather than the one with the ‘behaviour’ twist on it, but if that’s what people vote for I’m still buying it. Heck, if you guys don’t make it I’ll make it myself out of protest 😆. Love you guys as always, awesome first video of the year. Here’s to 2024, cheers 🍻
I'm so torn between very un-christlike behavior or very un-christlike of you. The "of you" makes it more targeted and I kind of love that haha thank you! 🦇
@@RandomGothCouple I see both ways could be awesome, I just love the way that “of you” is directed particularly to said person or situation, which makes it more awkward and weird. I love awkward and weird. 😆 cheers to you both
Ahhhhh it's been ages since youtube gave me a notification for you two 😂 missed you delightful couple.... so funny a pair of o.g goths commenting on churches lolol you guys are awesome.. Sending love Johnny the 🤡
We've been on a break for awhile! But we're back to semi regular uploading now. Probably every two weeks! Always nice to see ya Johnny! Glad you enjoyed it 🦇
@@RandomGothCouple Your videos are always worth the wait 😉
I like "very un-christ-like behavior "😂😂😂
I do too! But I also like how "very unchristlike of you" feels more targeted! I can't choooose 😭😭😭
@@RandomGothCouple ooh very good point
For anyone confused about the wafer in the mouth vs in the hand: Communion is “supposed” to be taken in the mouth because the the rule allowing it to be taken in the hand was to be temporary and not a permanent change, in my opinion, it being taken in the mouth is a show of submission to, and of trust in God, and taking it in the hand subtlety says “I don’t trust God more than I trust myself”, I believe the person saying it’s become “too liberal” was referring to how “liberal” they’re being in relation to the Catholic doctrine, and not “liberal” in the political sense.
Ahhhh thank you for that explainer! I never knew that! Makes so much sense
@@RandomGothCouple wow I didn’t think you would reply or notice me haha, yall are the best, keep being awesome ❤️
Totally support the "Very Un-Christ-like of you" T-shirt 😂 brilliant!
I'm gonna live in it tbh! ✝️
I’m all for the “Very Un-Christ-like of you” shirts lol
I'm not even a fan of crosses, but I love your outfits and makeups today!
Thank you so much! If you can't tell we both kinda love them 😅 ✝️
I think that's why I felt like saying it.
I'm 50 now, when I first started dating my wife she was singing in a church choir. She asked me to come and hear her sing, somewhat begrudgingly. Afterwards she said she would never ask me to it again because although she couldn't see me, she could see a little black cloud in the back row and knew it was me - haha.
we need the tee we need the tee we NEED the tee :)
Coming sooooon
Lmaooo omg Connor did you just say this place sucks.
The reviews for the church’s are just so horrible.
I laughed from start to finished on this video.
I can’t wait for another review.
And please make a “un-Christ-like-of-you.” shirt 😂!!
We are so glad you enjoyed it ! We hope to do more like this and maybe even visit some and leave our own reviews 😂 T-shirt coming very soooon
Definitely need some Un-Christ-like merch in my life 🤘
Keep an eye on our community page here on TH-cam or over on our Instagram page! We'll be announcing the drop soon! 😅🖤
Sadly this doesn't surprise me. It's definitely a sign of the end of times when a church isn't what it's supposed to be. Too many churches are making up their own rules rather than doing godly things. Fortunately there's a church called The First Heavy Metal Church of Christ in Dayton, Ohio. I've been checking them out on youtube. It's a couple of hours away from me, but I'm planning on paying them a visit. They have great music there and no BS! I highly recommend them.
I will definitely be checking that out! Thank you 🎃
6:21 God is not found of children hahaha / I dig the new haircut dude!
Thank you!! We're getting closer to being twins 😅
@@RandomGothCouple then we can scream things like "GOTH TWINS POWERS ACTIVATE: shape of bauhaus " 😂
you should do a video like this on american churches. I got plenty of stories for those.
We will do 😂🙏 We can only imagine the stories...
LET'S GOOOOOO, "VERY UNCHRISTLIKE BEHAVIOR!!!!!"
This is your most entertaining video so far.
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Part two coming soon 😂
YO - LYNN'S makeup was🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Thank you so much 🖤
Well, as a goth and hardcore Catholic I never had a problem with the Irish Catholic Church. I always got the communion, no matter whether I was made up or not. Even in Veritas I got a compliment from a lady.
We love to hear that 🖤
I love you guys I'm just a old gothic dude
I lean more toward "Very Un-Christlike Behavior"
YES PLEASE. I HAVE A MIGHTY NEED for a “VERY UN-CHRIST LIKE OF YOU” shirt 🤭🖤
Also who knew church reviews would be so entertaining. I might just download Yelp now 🤣
Conor is currently working on one right now ! We definitely recommend it 😂
@@RandomGothCouple Hell yeah!!! Let me know when it's on the shop hehe I got Christmas money to spend :3
And oh Imma totally do it haha I'd love to see more of these type of videos, I was laughing throughout the ENTIRE thing 🤣
Love Connor's new hair do, he is close to doing a Death hawk
Thank you! If I had enough hair left I definitely would 😂
@@RandomGothCouple You're welcome, if you grow it out again you could 😂. I cut mine last year and regret not doing one.
😂the t shirt yes. I like the word “behavior “ for it 🎉😅😂
This complaining about organ music reminds me of the old horror film Carnival Of Souls. Some say it's a classic, but I think it's very goofy. One of the notable things about it is that the main character is an organist, and all the music in the film is organ music. If you do watch it, I recommend the version with humorous commentary by Mike Nelson (this version also comes with a colorised option).
Oooh thanks for the recommendation! Will definitely check it out! 🎹
You're both looking really good. Great make up, both of you, especially the eyes.
Thanks so much 🖤
Yes, please, on the "Very Un-Christlike Behavior" shirt!!!!
Keep an eye on our community page here on TH-cam or over on our Instagram page! We'll be announcing the drop soon! 😅🖤
12:26 I loved this moment 🤣
Make one of each shirt, they'd both hit😎🤘
I'm so tempted because I literally cannot choose 😭
@@RandomGothCouple they're both worth it! Double the shirts, double the purchases 😎😁🤘
I want a "Very Un-Christ-like of you" t-shirt!
Yay! Keep an eye on our community page here on TH-cam or over on our Instagram page! We'll be announcing the drop soon! 😅🖤
@@RandomGothCouple 🖤🖤🖤 I cant wait thank you !!!
Would like to vote for the very un Christ like shirt. I still need to purchase the homie one.
They are available now with badges and some other cool stuff over on Randomgothcouple.store 🙏
I'd buy several "un-Christ like" shirts. "Very un-christ like of you" hilarious! I know plenty of teens who would love it too!