Joe DeRosa - My Mother's Son - This Is Not Happening - Uncensored

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  • @standup
    @standup 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Think your family is messed up? Think again. Watch comedians share their most ridiculous family stories on “This Is Not Happening:” th-cam.com/play/PLD7nPL1U-R5pgIBSOJV-fL4uIWR-DZbfI.html

    • @brocksdaddy081910
      @brocksdaddy081910 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fuck you Comedy Central...

    • @logana628
      @logana628 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@brocksdaddy081910 yyyyyui h y y guy. Yhhhhuuycc

  • @kolbykauffman4180
    @kolbykauffman4180 8 ปีที่แล้ว +181

    I always forget how much I love Joe until I see shit like this.
    I can hear Burr saying, "Ah, Jesus, Joe..." in my head, right now.

    • @yuske05
      @yuske05 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      hearing this story shows me exactly how they're friends.

    • @bluesolocup9076
      @bluesolocup9076 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Just got into Joe's stuff. Familiar with Bill's popular bits. What are you referencing? I'd love to hear those two go back and forth.

    • @youknowmo539
      @youknowmo539 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@bluesolocup9076 They have a podcast together called uniformed that's just them talking about whatever "theme" they came up for the day. It's hilarious

    • @gmb7200
      @gmb7200 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@bluesolocup9076 Go look up Uninformed on TH-cam and listen to all the episodes (I think there's less than 20)..
      You won't be disappointed it's fuckin hilarious

    • @fterimage
      @fterimage 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ah, Joe...

  • @WaldoCarmen
    @WaldoCarmen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    I bet Derosa gets a lot of compliments that start with, "I don't care what anyone says about you, Joe..."

  • @audreymuzingo933
    @audreymuzingo933 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    God, I had the exact same experience. Being around my Mom with cancer, when both of us annoyed the shit out of each other but loved each other still. She didn't make it either, and the whole thing leaves me feeling sick and sad.

    • @iji641
      @iji641 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      God Bless you I hope you find peace

    • @anniem.670
      @anniem.670 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Girl I lost my mom to it in 2017 I was taking care of her, and we didn't get along either like it was depressingly exhausting. When she passed I felt no regrets cause I knew I did what I was suppose to as her child and that's take care of her the way she did me.

  • @greghanson869
    @greghanson869 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    So much George Costanza energy! Love it!

  • @formusicplaylist1
    @formusicplaylist1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +199

    "You know you could never have a real man to man conversation with Derosa because if you went to put your hand on his shoulder it would just slide off" Patrice O'neal RIP

    • @jd1ify
      @jd1ify 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      which podcast is that from???

    • @billcarrig9434
      @billcarrig9434 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      jd1ify
      None. Old O&A shows.

    • @scott3594
      @scott3594 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      So genius cuz in one way it's a real vicious attack against his personality but it also turns it into a shallow funny joke about his small shoulders.

    • @forbin1185
      @forbin1185 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Scott let’s not forget his poor posture. When he laughs he sounds like a crying women.

  • @derickwheatley3941
    @derickwheatley3941 8 ปีที่แล้ว +189

    Heiniken ad has frozen 15 consecutive times after playing hours of uninterrupted video. I'm never drinking Heiniken again out of sheer spite.

    • @indoorgangster
      @indoorgangster 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Did you know Freddy Heineken preferred a decent cognac and called his own product piss. Enjoy!

    • @po3alily
      @po3alily 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Taste like piss anyways

    • @danielbenson6407
      @danielbenson6407 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      There are better reasons not to drink Heiniken..

    • @SeeWorldKevin
      @SeeWorldKevin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Good enough reason I'd say.

    • @jq7323
      @jq7323 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@danielbenson6407 what better reasons?

  • @danieliorio6598
    @danieliorio6598 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    This never gets old lol. I love DeRosa.

    • @forbin1185
      @forbin1185 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Daniel Iorio he laughs like a crying women

  • @ev1915
    @ev1915 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    couldnt help but watch the dude sitting in the back with the black shirt because he only smiled ONCE through the whole thing. Created rage in my heart

  • @Tom5thousand
    @Tom5thousand 8 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    That was fucking hilarious. Honestly the funniest I've seen Joe DeRosa be. Joe has a lot of demons and he wears his heart on his sleeve. He's a truly crazy bastard who has a lot of pride and can't always acknowledge his shortcomings. Joe if you ever read this, this is when you're funniest. When you finally come to terms with just how fucking nuts you are. No offense love you dude.

    • @absentiabenertia5204
      @absentiabenertia5204 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      How is he "nuts" he's a neurotic hypocrite who rides the coattails of way better comedians

    • @MisterRawgers
      @MisterRawgers 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@absentiabenertia5204 yet he’s doing better in life than you ever will

    • @cinemacynic980
      @cinemacynic980 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Joe's Heart was on his Shoulder, but it slid down, (for Obvious Reasons).

    • @RedBernie
      @RedBernie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@cinemacynic980 Patrice would be proud

    • @codysmith5260
      @codysmith5260 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@absentiabenertia5204 R awgers has eliminated you

  • @JoggingdeBear
    @JoggingdeBear 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "Fuck you, your breathe smells" I fucking died

  • @Hawkeyes5999
    @Hawkeyes5999 8 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    This is the funniest series on youtube 👌🏻

  • @the710wizard7
    @the710wizard7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I'll never forget the time I was crossing a parking lot and this young girl in a minivan speeds past me and almost hits me, I kicked the biggest dent into her door and it felt so damn good 😂

  • @jennifermcgoldrick6323
    @jennifermcgoldrick6323 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Lol also grew up in a Brooklyn Italian Catholic family. Learned to not open the door to the police at a weirdly young age 😂 And my dad was an engineer and my mom a lawyer!

  • @ValiantVisions314
    @ValiantVisions314 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I believe him. My Mom made me watch Menace II Society when it first came out on video. Kept telling me why I shouldn't join a gang or sell drugs throughout the whole movie. REAL MOMS

  • @alexj5298
    @alexj5298 8 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    WHERE IS THAT MAN'S SHOULDERS?!

    • @adamclark9253
      @adamclark9253 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Why you so interested???

    • @MrThedirtyduo
      @MrThedirtyduo 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      next to his balls on his wife's book self.

    • @alexj5298
      @alexj5298 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'm making a reference. O&A and the comedians on O&A who are actually funny tend to make fun of Joe's lack of shoulders.

    • @boosh90
      @boosh90 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      slope-shouldered ass

    • @henryfrazier3046
      @henryfrazier3046 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Alexander Jennings dude... Joe was born without collarbones

  • @_MOORE_1986
    @_MOORE_1986 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    When he talks about how he wants to beat the guy with his gun in front of his girl like Henry on Good Fellas, check out the guy with beard on far left behind stage look at his girl as if a idea just went off in his head @9:28

  • @moejuggler6033
    @moejuggler6033 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Man I love this story. Awesome bit Joe DeRosa

  • @MamaWheelz
    @MamaWheelz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    We had that same cross stich in our apartment. We found it a goodwill and found it hysterical. 😂😂😂

  • @mnymatt
    @mnymatt 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    anybody notice 10 seconds in he's literally steaming mad

  • @guyperson650
    @guyperson650 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This guy is legit George costanza and I love it. Why haven't I heard of him before

    • @joshramirez7
      @joshramirez7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Tastebuds podcast, babe!

  • @glock2119
    @glock2119 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This was gooooiod bro!

  • @SAGE_ASENTHIAN
    @SAGE_ASENTHIAN 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I'm only here because I was looking for salsa windfall

  • @s4iL_
    @s4iL_ 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    i cant wait to tell my mother what i learned today

  • @MrJaakob13000
    @MrJaakob13000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I find it most entertaining to listen to the stories while watching for clueless blank stares in the audience

  • @goregrindisthebestgenre
    @goregrindisthebestgenre 8 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    He looks like Bob Saget mixed with Jared Fogle.

  • @dmbstash4119
    @dmbstash4119 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    How the FUCK does This is Not Happening not have its own section marked off on CC's channel? This is seriously the best shit you guys upload!

  • @aaknoblach
    @aaknoblach 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    JOEY FUCKING ROSES!!!! /Bill Burr voice

    • @Panama0815
      @Panama0815 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Teen idol sensation from the Opie and Anthony program

    • @tygermallanan2276
      @tygermallanan2276 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Panama0815 zip RECRUITAAAH

  • @alwall3
    @alwall3 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Whoever does these intros needs to make an actual movie the quality is better than most indies

  • @BenDover-hw4xt
    @BenDover-hw4xt 7 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Joe DeRosa look like Jared Fogle and Bob Saget's lovechild.

    • @puffasaur1987
      @puffasaur1987 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Oh wow how original. Womp womp

  • @howtotruckdriver101
    @howtotruckdriver101 8 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    this guy is pretty funny small shoulders

    • @GUITARTIME2024
      @GUITARTIME2024 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      deliver my goods, beeyatch

    • @Zachariah3D
      @Zachariah3D 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I used to hear them joke about him having no shoulders on Opie and Anthony all the time. Now I see exactly what they were talking about 😂

  • @Penguinssss
    @Penguinssss 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    I say this every time. Ari. I fucking love your intros. MAKE A GODDAMN MOVIE YOU JEW!

  • @brauliobonilla249
    @brauliobonilla249 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    It takes exactly 6 clicks on the right arrow key to skip the intro

    • @rjphilla
      @rjphilla 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      The old Ari intros are awesome. Why would you ever wanna skip them?

    • @alifelesstoxic1253
      @alifelesstoxic1253 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thank you!!!!

  • @danielbrown1724
    @danielbrown1724 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    This bloke is hilarious. Great story teller

  • @emmajones9391
    @emmajones9391 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Look what you did! Look what you did I! Pissing myself! So funny

  • @houserespect
    @houserespect 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Even Robert Downey Jr in the back laughed!

  • @MrWhataboss23
    @MrWhataboss23 8 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    Give us Big Jay Oakerson

    • @myspam512
      @myspam512 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Hell yeah, or Joe Rogan again

    • @maholiver99
      @maholiver99 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      fuckin love big jay!!!

    • @MrWhataboss23
      @MrWhataboss23 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      And Joey Diaz

    • @craigdiniz3891
      @craigdiniz3891 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +Inigo Montoya joe rogan is awful

    • @DevintheHIGHRISH
      @DevintheHIGHRISH 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      your fired.....

  • @GOREilla.
    @GOREilla. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    YOU'RE GREAT!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @billrafferty6552
    @billrafferty6552 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I always thought never rat on your friends and keep your mouth shut meant the same thing

  • @steakcrust558
    @steakcrust558 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    yeah what is this? is this even a joke? did people at this show just laugh out of pity and embarrassment? this really bombed.

  • @blankroyai
    @blankroyai 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Discovered this dude from Sam Morril’s recommendation, didnt disappoint, awesome dude

  • @TASHXC12
    @TASHXC12 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This one was good

  • @NathanDav42
    @NathanDav42 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    My dad showed us Goodfellas when I was 10-11 (and my 2 brothers next to me in age, who were 9-10, and 8-9) but just because he said ‘this is one of the best movies ever made.’ He’d already shown us Godfather. When I was somewhere around 12-13 or so he also showed the 3 of us (we have 2 younger brothers who had to wait a few more years to see it themselves) Pulp Fiction then took us to a diner after we finished around 11 to tell him what we thought of it.
    I’ve always been lucky to have a cool dad.

  • @JerKur18
    @JerKur18 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    We're not supposed to do anything when someone disrespects us?

  • @Hulk2k6
    @Hulk2k6 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    6:05 I know too well about shopping on a SundayAfternoon;, Tesco, Sainsbury's, Morrisons and Asda are all nightmares!

  • @ethanswain64
    @ethanswain64 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    keeps getting better and better.. nice intro too! ari is the bestttt.

  • @Darkmatter105
    @Darkmatter105 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    As an italian american I can attest to every single thing he said in the beginning.

    • @philmclitoris2304
      @philmclitoris2304 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Stop saying "italian" in front of american.
      If you don't speak the language you can't have the nationality (which you wouldn't have had anyway).
      By the same logic I am 17% greek, 5% bulgarian, 14% jewish, 50% romanian, 6% african....I can go on....but NO...
      I am romanian...

  • @guitarwhores753
    @guitarwhores753 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    OMG, that was me before meds.

  • @tai030292
    @tai030292 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    is his tattoo censored?

  • @ballzzd33p29
    @ballzzd33p29 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Joe derosa is sooooo underrated.

  • @raffin2040
    @raffin2040 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    More Joe DeRosa please!!

  • @-Aar-n
    @-Aar-n 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love this

  • @bosslevel9992
    @bosslevel9992 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    they make the best intros

  • @carlosr.martintoledo1224
    @carlosr.martintoledo1224 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    I hope they pay Ari like 2 million per episode! he is the best

    • @LetsSmokePodcast
      @LetsSmokePodcast 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      more like 2 grand that he then has to split with everyone on the show. Comedy Central sucks dick in that regard

  • @craigkrage2689
    @craigkrage2689 8 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    The crazy thing is how this made the cut.

    • @EczemaLegs
      @EczemaLegs 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Craig Krage this is not happening should apply to the fact this drivel was posted. this shoulderless douche is the worst.

  • @trevor4835
    @trevor4835 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Derosa is truly underrated.

  • @Rocco_P53
    @Rocco_P53 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Taste buds they comin to the mic talkin bout the foods they hate talkin bout the foods they like

  • @nospam3327
    @nospam3327 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "I am no different than Christ!" is no on my bucket list ;)

  • @yng.collecta2599
    @yng.collecta2599 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Uncle Joey is the best!

  • @neilbizzle
    @neilbizzle 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Does it bother anyone else that Ari is never going to make that jump in the intro?

    • @Donyerky
      @Donyerky 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Neil Blair yeah he died lol no distance

    • @indoorgangster
      @indoorgangster 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      That was the best part. If only he had Bert on his back..

  • @PERC_-ANGLE
    @PERC_-ANGLE 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love this guy in better call Saul

  • @ereristark425
    @ereristark425 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This was one of the funniest TINH

  • @scampoli25
    @scampoli25 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The girl all the way to left's face at 11:08 Priceless

  • @hakim6158
    @hakim6158 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I think Bill burr should tell his airplane psycho story here

    • @lioncohen8586
      @lioncohen8586 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      been told like 10 times tho

  • @raznatalia141
    @raznatalia141 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    derosa's story is great

  • @prorobo
    @prorobo 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    So an Italian family adopted a Jewish kid and he became a comedian.

  • @RandShad
    @RandShad 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That was some funny shit!

  • @ohmyblindman
    @ohmyblindman 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Oh, now I get it Gravy Italians, say no more.

  • @christieallen9432
    @christieallen9432 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    He's so perfect

  • @ashleydonanova5703
    @ashleydonanova5703 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Sounds like my house,....Italian Catholic family....

  • @Changoleon1100
    @Changoleon1100 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I wanna see fluffy's episode already!

  • @rc7658
    @rc7658 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I had a similar Goodfellas experience at the age of nine. LOL!! Still my favorite movie

    • @AJ-xm4xc
      @AJ-xm4xc 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Did you stick to your mother’s teaching?

  • @kylelewis9230
    @kylelewis9230 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Dude in front with the long hair is tripping hard, going “how do I act normal right now”

  • @oldheaddeuce2273
    @oldheaddeuce2273 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    lololololol hahahahaha his whoooole life haha bucket list

  • @ralphryandelatorre6157
    @ralphryandelatorre6157 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    jeeeesus joe

  • @StonerGuitars
    @StonerGuitars 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Dude your fucking hilarious

  • @AkSamurai69
    @AkSamurai69 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Joe, you definitely not crazy. Dude deserved it. It might have been overboard, but I can't stand bad parkers either. Best thing, is to get some cards made up that say "nice park job, douchebag". Or something to that effect

  • @verynice126
    @verynice126 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    He looks like Michael Scott's boss David Wallace.

  • @donnacurtis6668
    @donnacurtis6668 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I’m pissing myself laughing 😂 lol 😝 😆 Who is this guy??? 👍🏽🤗. Just like Christ. Lmao 😂

  • @CBill-kn7zb
    @CBill-kn7zb 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    moral of the story is don't adopt

    • @EczemaLegs
      @EczemaLegs 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      this should be played to motivate women to abort.

  • @christophermoreno8974
    @christophermoreno8974 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love u Joe.

  • @GhanaKage
    @GhanaKage 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Dude didnt wanna find out if he was a sayian or not

  • @brienjefferson4882
    @brienjefferson4882 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    At first, I thought this was boring, then it ended up being great!

  • @101SAVIOR
    @101SAVIOR 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    Reupload?

  • @austin575769
    @austin575769 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    Joe derosa is great

  • @DeanBiddler
    @DeanBiddler 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    What iconography did Joe cover up on the inside of his left forearm?

  • @dreamisolympia88
    @dreamisolympia88 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Mark it fuckin 10

  • @esthervieira6141
    @esthervieira6141 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    brutal 🤧🤣🤣🤣

  • @aeroces7
    @aeroces7 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Glad to see all the Derosa flaming in the comments

  • @askme4450
    @askme4450 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Starts at 1:12

  • @Revelations-hr9fg
    @Revelations-hr9fg 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    14:46 lmao

  • @jsee5034
    @jsee5034 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    He is hilarious

  • @marcoramos8189
    @marcoramos8189 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    So fucking good

    • @adams115
      @adams115 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Frusciante!

  • @benjamoore
    @benjamoore 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    Joey Roses!!

  • @comrad_dog7456
    @comrad_dog7456 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    This show just bought 3 alien masks and decided to role with it.

  • @OzzieTheHead
    @OzzieTheHead 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Audience didn't get the Big Lebowski quote without naming it

    • @indoorgangster
      @indoorgangster 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Careful man.., there's a beverage here!

  • @Hazzard0
    @Hazzard0 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Is it Brian Redbans laugh I hear throughout the video?

  • @dowLoveTap
    @dowLoveTap 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Shroomfest.

  • @sk00kum21
    @sk00kum21 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My hero!!!! Not crazy at all, I'd do the same lol

  • @jobdiscription2834
    @jobdiscription2834 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    anybody else think bushy brow in the front seat might be a robot?