How To STOP Teachers From Hooking Up With Kids ft. Usama Siddiquee | Chris Distefano | Ep. 142

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    Usama Siddiquee gets in on the Chaos in a conversation that covers EVERYTHING, everything from circumcision preference, prison tok recipes, teachers sleeping with students and a brief recap of Usama's time on America's Got Talent.
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  • @kaylamontgomery4091
    @kaylamontgomery4091 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    But who misses the blue sectional couch in a small NYC apartment with Jazz's spin bike in the background and the occasional clap back from Vin in between uber eats orders? :/

    • @MlRAAK
      @MlRAAK ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I do :( I miss the Chaos, I don't want the same freshly painted studio thats used by every other podcast. I want the interruptions and screaming kids and messiness.

  • @trashbag128
    @trashbag128 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    I love when podcasts end mid sentence!

    • @kendallleingang
      @kendallleingang ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Soul douching cry was a great way to end the episode. 😂

    • @Benjamin.S.S.
      @Benjamin.S.S. ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wth was that? It just ends abruptly.

    • @tbsteez
      @tbsteez ปีที่แล้ว +4

      This is what happens when you try and replace Pimpy...

    • @toonce101
      @toonce101 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Last week the audio levels were janky lol

  • @dc-gs9qx
    @dc-gs9qx ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Mike Cannon was great on the Tim Dillion Show last week 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @TendecaKhan
    @TendecaKhan ปีที่แล้ว +15

    The Bobby Lee episode was/is quiet AF and this episode gets cut off....truly some CHAOS!!

  • @alexsaucedo4930
    @alexsaucedo4930 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Mike Cannon was on Flagrant’s Patreon episode, Tim Dillon’s pod, and these with Chrissy and he’s hilarious! Keep him! lol

  • @jac0bh7821
    @jac0bh7821 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Please re upload the Bobby episode with better quality volume

    • @colbystoneking1222
      @colbystoneking1222 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Absolutely agree

    • @WKRP187
      @WKRP187 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Did Chrissy invent some kind of time machine?? lol. If it got recorded bad about all you can do is make it the same bad quality audio just louder, isn't it??

  • @Benjamin.S.S.
    @Benjamin.S.S. ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Yay! I can hear it this time. Good job Chrissy.

  • @saintplayer86
    @saintplayer86 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    What did I tell yall babes?! Nothing but Bangers with my guy Mikey C!!!😂💪🏾 Hell yeah and welcome to your official spot!🙌🏾

  • @cyninin1346
    @cyninin1346 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Love how it cuts off at Mike saying soul douching cry. 😂 I was hoping he would team up with Chrissy!

  • @themanwhoknewtoomuch6667
    @themanwhoknewtoomuch6667 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Usama is smart AF ... no one caught on on the Chamberlain pun

  • @dot_t
    @dot_t ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Love Mike Cannon! Happy he is joining you in the Chaos! ❤️✨

  • @sarahcotterswank4251
    @sarahcotterswank4251 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    A soul-douching cry 😅 I’m stealing this phrase!

  • @jvillan94
    @jvillan94 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Still wondering what happened to titi Jerry?? 🤔

  • @LindsayWilliams-su5md
    @LindsayWilliams-su5md ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Mike is such a great addition to the chaos!

  • @maloojisloves6586
    @maloojisloves6586 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The mid sentence cutoff was so weird! 😂 This was a good episode though, despite the abrupt ending. ❤M

  • @joes6108
    @joes6108 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    How much time does it take until he mentions intermittent fasting?

  • @3Tacos1coke
    @3Tacos1coke ปีที่แล้ว +2

    It’s like when KG went to the Celtics lol. My favorite episodes were always with these two. Love you both!

  • @lordfordification
    @lordfordification ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Somehow they managed to get the volume higher than the last episode. Turning on the mics would help. The echo is wild.

  • @KBerry-ug5zx
    @KBerry-ug5zx ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I have that same floral H&M hoodie.

  • @giannacargill6096
    @giannacargill6096 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Obviously I’m commenting while listening, but in 8th grade there was this girl in my French class who used to full blown finger blast herself in class. Hand in pants and everything. It wasn’t every day, maybe once every two months.
    Fucking wild!
    No one ever said a word to her but you damn well know we all talked amongst each other.

    • @WKRP187
      @WKRP187 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Did she think she was being sneaky or was people seeing her do it part of her kink you think??

  • @lohta773
    @lohta773 ปีที่แล้ว

    Yo that patriotic tinge line was funny as hell

  • @racheldinan
    @racheldinan ปีที่แล้ว +1

    this is awesome! they have great chemistry

  • @spacerace6847
    @spacerace6847 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    we need a return of the pimp

  • @tbsteez
    @tbsteez ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Chrissy is back to saying tubberware again 😂

  • @JenisELMAN
    @JenisELMAN ปีที่แล้ว

    Lol I feel like the volume is the highest ever now? Quick fix, as done by a BOSS!

  • @jessicabodhaine6314
    @jessicabodhaine6314 ปีที่แล้ว

    Yes, a duel! Best idea so far!

  • @NKRomeo
    @NKRomeo ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I miss you and Yannis...

  • @RGEF1006
    @RGEF1006 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Did I grow up before the cutoff where most of my teachers were old ladies and middle aged dudes?😂

  • @bradleyhebert1632
    @bradleyhebert1632 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    When is Titi Jerry coming back?

  • @BazookaTooth707
    @BazookaTooth707 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    @13:40 A priest is essentially a teacher. Best of both worlds, baby.

  • @darkocebuhar3889
    @darkocebuhar3889 ปีที่แล้ว

    I thought that he would release a dirty version ep with bobby lee, because previous was so clean you couldn't even hear anything 🤣

  • @aliciainbloom
    @aliciainbloom ปีที่แล้ว

    Dude our Chrissy is on fire today and he is looking good

  • @KatieR-o3f
    @KatieR-o3f ปีที่แล้ว

    Your Chris-tory theme song songs just like the " MoM" sitcom theme song

  • @MsBritanie73
    @MsBritanie73 ปีที่แล้ว

    My half Rican Queens made son went to Gallaudet in 2012-13!! He went to play football. Still have the acceptance letter.

  • @snoogcity
    @snoogcity ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Perfect rebranding . Mike is great

  • @medusamoss7528
    @medusamoss7528 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I think this means u have 2 invite Yannis on tha pod

  • @JenisELMAN
    @JenisELMAN ปีที่แล้ว

    Want those glasses! Fire

  • @angieglover159
    @angieglover159 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Why does Chris sound like he has a lisp during the ad read?

  • @terriblepaulsey4904
    @terriblepaulsey4904 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    So, why is Chris talking with a speech impediment during the ad-reads? He sounds like he's doing a Carol Channing impression.

    • @victoriaarmstong322
      @victoriaarmstong322 ปีที่แล้ว

      lol 😂😂 I have scrolled and scrolled looking for someone to mention the ad reads 😂😂

  • @heretolaugh8404
    @heretolaugh8404 ปีที่แล้ว

    I really ❤ Mikey “Mushrooms” Cannon. Great work on a cohost

  • @giannacargill6096
    @giannacargill6096 ปีที่แล้ว

    LMAOO the Long Island jokeshahahahaha

  • @RustOnWindows
    @RustOnWindows ปีที่แล้ว +1

    got Vic’ryan long on the pod

  • @timmy8808
    @timmy8808 ปีที่แล้ว

    Keep Mike, I know he’s got free podcast time now!

  • @mattmorel
    @mattmorel ปีที่แล้ว

    Shout out to Lillie's in Union Square! Charles should be there around, oh... 8:00 / 8:15. @YMHStudios

  • @stoneguy223
    @stoneguy223 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Mike is a good fit for this 🎉🎉

  • @rawdog9674
    @rawdog9674 ปีที่แล้ว

    Mike is so great to have on the podcast, so funny. Never heard of usama but he's hilarious too

  • @raquelapplegate82
    @raquelapplegate82 ปีที่แล้ว

    Yaaay Chrissy!!!! Good morning!

  • @shovelface6874
    @shovelface6874 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    It’s over boys

  • @Kaminoextragalactic
    @Kaminoextragalactic ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Tf happened at the end

  • @lilbrod321able
    @lilbrod321able ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Bring back HH !!!!

  • @jmaice83616
    @jmaice83616 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I freaking love Mike Cannon! He's a perfect person to do this show with you Chris!!! I love it! I want to see you get high with him as much as you can.

  • @1AoSd
    @1AoSd ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Props on the audio, but cutting it short randomly. What’re we doing here

    • @WKRP187
      @WKRP187 ปีที่แล้ว

      Watching free podcasts on a free channel on a free app.... Quit whining!!

    • @1AoSd
      @1AoSd ปีที่แล้ว

      @@WKRP187 smoke my natch

  • @RaDicAL808
    @RaDicAL808 ปีที่แล้ว

    20:03 I caught the reference lol

  • @tanklin4015
    @tanklin4015 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love the podcast 🔥🙏🙏🙏

  • @LukeNeidig
    @LukeNeidig ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Anyone else think Mike looks too young to have grey hair? I can’t figure out if he’s 30 or 50. Distinguished but kinda gay.

  • @Kristybooful
    @Kristybooful ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “Tubberware”

  • @hijinks21
    @hijinks21 ปีที่แล้ว

    Did chris so the ad read as
    Watch the rimming..
    When it was watch thr winning come in

  • @mcclure463
    @mcclure463 ปีที่แล้ว

    Usama giving an extra %50. 3 halves.

  • @berger21488
    @berger21488 ปีที่แล้ว

    i see chris still says tub-o-ware instead of Tupperware

  • @showtime1285
    @showtime1285 ปีที่แล้ว

    Seems like this guy is doing a impression haha:)

  • @willz0rz1
    @willz0rz1 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    was it supposed to cut off at the end like that?

  • @MikeyMooks
    @MikeyMooks ปีที่แล้ว

    Ending like the sopranos, good job Vito this is why nobody misses pimp !

  • @jond661
    @jond661 ปีที่แล้ว

    Just end it on soul douching cry? 😅😂

  • @FunkySwanson
    @FunkySwanson ปีที่แล้ว

    Love the new chaos babe!

  • @DigiFolk
    @DigiFolk ปีที่แล้ว

    crissy runs his life like a disney exec

  • @sweener88
    @sweener88 ปีที่แล้ว

    Please reupload the Bobby Lee episode with audio fixed!

  • @CharlieSpecter
    @CharlieSpecter ปีที่แล้ว

    Damn this is why cannon dropped Feeeny and Sagalow 😂

    • @kggregorie
      @kggregorie ปีที่แล้ว

      Cannon was going to have a Barstool show, then Portnoy bought Barstool back and that went away

  • @Lalalalala...
    @Lalalalala... ปีที่แล้ว

    Well that was a very sudden end

  • @ulisesvazquez7766
    @ulisesvazquez7766 ปีที่แล้ว

    My guy have a super lazy eye lol

  • @Sojj1
    @Sojj1 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love Chrissy D

  • @Flaccidass
    @Flaccidass ปีที่แล้ว

    Your last episode with Bobby lee still has messed up audio

  • @CheechElMexicano
    @CheechElMexicano ปีที่แล้ว

    Chrissy D 🤙🏾🤙🏾🤙🏾🤙🏾🤙🏾

  • @mattnara4917
    @mattnara4917 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Chrissy you were feeling the stress/pressure of doing this poddy alone?
    Then why didn’t you just jump back in with Yanni????
    Still enjoy your chemistry with Mikie C but just saying lol

  • @Amouroso
    @Amouroso ปีที่แล้ว

    Can you guys not fix the bobby lee episode? :( two of the funniest guys alive and the episode was quiet as hell and completely dark

  • @mq6389
    @mq6389 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Soul douching
    Cry …
    The end.

  • @williammontague84
    @williammontague84 ปีที่แล้ว

    Please fix the audio on the Bobby Lee episode.

  • @ptvangela
    @ptvangela ปีที่แล้ว

    1 of the hottest guests besides jazzy

  • @derek_underwood
    @derek_underwood ปีที่แล้ว

    Turn Chris's mic up some!!!!🎤🎛🎚

    • @ashleywhieldon7362
      @ashleywhieldon7362 ปีที่แล้ว

      He was too far away and talking to the top and not the face and there was an echo :/

  • @boymadeofleavesmusic
    @boymadeofleavesmusic ปีที่แล้ว

    Barstool fell through so Chrissy is helping mike out?

  • @babalous7479
    @babalous7479 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hey Chrissy, you need to get up nice and close to that omnidirectional mic and have it directly pointed and in front of your mouth like you are about to blow it. Thanks babes

  • @dysay
    @dysay ปีที่แล้ว

    I need more diversity on this podcast plz

  • @giannacargill6096
    @giannacargill6096 ปีที่แล้ว

    LMAOOO

  • @derekhayes3963
    @derekhayes3963 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    We want yannis back not mike cannon!

  • @ryanmc8169
    @ryanmc8169 ปีที่แล้ว

    I dont like the new font. Go back to sitting on a sectional with tete or titi Jerry chilling. That was great entertainment

  • @krlossosa
    @krlossosa ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Cannon is 🔥🔥🔥but we wanted yanni Biden!!!

  • @looksee8192
    @looksee8192 ปีที่แล้ว

    What a way to end the episode

  • @kevinfernandes8527
    @kevinfernandes8527 ปีที่แล้ว

    WOOD CHIPPER 👍

  • @UnBreakAble1111
    @UnBreakAble1111 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Love you bros, but the set is hideous.

  • @ThedeadlyOG
    @ThedeadlyOG ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Yo mike legit sucks on this show and should go back to here’s the scenario, like why would y’all break up tha5 amazing pod for this? Bc sagalow was blowing up too much?

  • @renepena3715
    @renepena3715 ปีที่แล้ว

    👍👍🙃🙃😂😂

  • @VicTockDesign
    @VicTockDesign ปีที่แล้ว

    Cannon

  • @tokoloshe42
    @tokoloshe42 ปีที่แล้ว

    Chrissy cutoffs

  • @balmorep85
    @balmorep85 ปีที่แล้ว

    First the audio with Bobby Lee wasn't properly working and now he stops mid senescence, get it together! Glad he stops talking about fasting

  • @alexkuhnel8128
    @alexkuhnel8128 ปีที่แล้ว

    This dude has a major lazy eye lol

  • @succulenttuna9678
    @succulenttuna9678 ปีที่แล้ว

    getting so lazy just make a longer episode for once geez got forbid you gotta do more than one pod in a week

  • @hendrikclaytonvanveenen7565
    @hendrikclaytonvanveenen7565 ปีที่แล้ว

    Brown guys voice doesn’t match his face

  • @NaruBrilu
    @NaruBrilu ปีที่แล้ว

    Does the guest have a sort of eye condition? That side of his face not as movable

  • @billyray2885
    @billyray2885 ปีที่แล้ว

    Mike Cannon is the beginning of OP the end of this show. Bad move.

  • @OptionalDilemma
    @OptionalDilemma ปีที่แล้ว

    Chris lies as much as Husain Minage

  • @GoddardCrueman
    @GoddardCrueman ปีที่แล้ว

    I watch podcasts to get away from liberals. This pod isn’t diverse enough.

    • @Betty-Boop809
      @Betty-Boop809 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ha, that a YOU problem 😂

    • @josef2012
      @josef2012 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol+derrrrrp