How To STOP Teachers From Hooking Up With Kids ft. Usama Siddiquee | Chris Distefano | Ep. 142
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 12 พ.ย. 2024
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Usama Siddiquee gets in on the Chaos in a conversation that covers EVERYTHING, everything from circumcision preference, prison tok recipes, teachers sleeping with students and a brief recap of Usama's time on America's Got Talent.
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But who misses the blue sectional couch in a small NYC apartment with Jazz's spin bike in the background and the occasional clap back from Vin in between uber eats orders? :/
I do :( I miss the Chaos, I don't want the same freshly painted studio thats used by every other podcast. I want the interruptions and screaming kids and messiness.
I love when podcasts end mid sentence!
Soul douching cry was a great way to end the episode. 😂
Wth was that? It just ends abruptly.
This is what happens when you try and replace Pimpy...
Last week the audio levels were janky lol
Mike Cannon was great on the Tim Dillion Show last week 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
The Bobby Lee episode was/is quiet AF and this episode gets cut off....truly some CHAOS!!
Mike Cannon was on Flagrant’s Patreon episode, Tim Dillon’s pod, and these with Chrissy and he’s hilarious! Keep him! lol
Please re upload the Bobby episode with better quality volume
Absolutely agree
Did Chrissy invent some kind of time machine?? lol. If it got recorded bad about all you can do is make it the same bad quality audio just louder, isn't it??
Yay! I can hear it this time. Good job Chrissy.
What did I tell yall babes?! Nothing but Bangers with my guy Mikey C!!!😂💪🏾 Hell yeah and welcome to your official spot!🙌🏾
Love how it cuts off at Mike saying soul douching cry. 😂 I was hoping he would team up with Chrissy!
Usama is smart AF ... no one caught on on the Chamberlain pun
Love Mike Cannon! Happy he is joining you in the Chaos! ❤️✨
A soul-douching cry 😅 I’m stealing this phrase!
Still wondering what happened to titi Jerry?? 🤔
Mike is such a great addition to the chaos!
The mid sentence cutoff was so weird! 😂 This was a good episode though, despite the abrupt ending. ❤M
How much time does it take until he mentions intermittent fasting?
50 mins
It’s like when KG went to the Celtics lol. My favorite episodes were always with these two. Love you both!
Somehow they managed to get the volume higher than the last episode. Turning on the mics would help. The echo is wild.
I have that same floral H&M hoodie.
Obviously I’m commenting while listening, but in 8th grade there was this girl in my French class who used to full blown finger blast herself in class. Hand in pants and everything. It wasn’t every day, maybe once every two months.
Fucking wild!
No one ever said a word to her but you damn well know we all talked amongst each other.
Did she think she was being sneaky or was people seeing her do it part of her kink you think??
Yo that patriotic tinge line was funny as hell
this is awesome! they have great chemistry
we need a return of the pimp
Chrissy is back to saying tubberware again 😂
Lol I feel like the volume is the highest ever now? Quick fix, as done by a BOSS!
Yes, a duel! Best idea so far!
I miss you and Yannis...
Did I grow up before the cutoff where most of my teachers were old ladies and middle aged dudes?😂
When is Titi Jerry coming back?
@13:40 A priest is essentially a teacher. Best of both worlds, baby.
I thought that he would release a dirty version ep with bobby lee, because previous was so clean you couldn't even hear anything 🤣
Dude our Chrissy is on fire today and he is looking good
Your Chris-tory theme song songs just like the " MoM" sitcom theme song
My half Rican Queens made son went to Gallaudet in 2012-13!! He went to play football. Still have the acceptance letter.
Perfect rebranding . Mike is great
I think this means u have 2 invite Yannis on tha pod
Want those glasses! Fire
Why does Chris sound like he has a lisp during the ad read?
So, why is Chris talking with a speech impediment during the ad-reads? He sounds like he's doing a Carol Channing impression.
lol 😂😂 I have scrolled and scrolled looking for someone to mention the ad reads 😂😂
I really ❤ Mikey “Mushrooms” Cannon. Great work on a cohost
LMAOO the Long Island jokeshahahahaha
got Vic’ryan long on the pod
Keep Mike, I know he’s got free podcast time now!
Shout out to Lillie's in Union Square! Charles should be there around, oh... 8:00 / 8:15. @YMHStudios
Mike is a good fit for this 🎉🎉
Mike is so great to have on the podcast, so funny. Never heard of usama but he's hilarious too
Yaaay Chrissy!!!! Good morning!
It’s over boys
Tf happened at the end
Bring back HH !!!!
I freaking love Mike Cannon! He's a perfect person to do this show with you Chris!!! I love it! I want to see you get high with him as much as you can.
Props on the audio, but cutting it short randomly. What’re we doing here
Watching free podcasts on a free channel on a free app.... Quit whining!!
@@WKRP187 smoke my natch
20:03 I caught the reference lol
Love the podcast 🔥🙏🙏🙏
Anyone else think Mike looks too young to have grey hair? I can’t figure out if he’s 30 or 50. Distinguished but kinda gay.
“Tubberware”
Did chris so the ad read as
Watch the rimming..
When it was watch thr winning come in
Usama giving an extra %50. 3 halves.
i see chris still says tub-o-ware instead of Tupperware
Seems like this guy is doing a impression haha:)
was it supposed to cut off at the end like that?
lol it was so sudden 😂
Ending like the sopranos, good job Vito this is why nobody misses pimp !
Just end it on soul douching cry? 😅😂
Love the new chaos babe!
crissy runs his life like a disney exec
Please reupload the Bobby Lee episode with audio fixed!
Damn this is why cannon dropped Feeeny and Sagalow 😂
Cannon was going to have a Barstool show, then Portnoy bought Barstool back and that went away
Well that was a very sudden end
My guy have a super lazy eye lol
Love Chrissy D
Your last episode with Bobby lee still has messed up audio
Chrissy D 🤙🏾🤙🏾🤙🏾🤙🏾🤙🏾
Chrissy you were feeling the stress/pressure of doing this poddy alone?
Then why didn’t you just jump back in with Yanni????
Still enjoy your chemistry with Mikie C but just saying lol
Can you guys not fix the bobby lee episode? :( two of the funniest guys alive and the episode was quiet as hell and completely dark
Soul douching
Cry …
The end.
Please fix the audio on the Bobby Lee episode.
1 of the hottest guests besides jazzy
Turn Chris's mic up some!!!!🎤🎛🎚
He was too far away and talking to the top and not the face and there was an echo :/
Barstool fell through so Chrissy is helping mike out?
Hey Chrissy, you need to get up nice and close to that omnidirectional mic and have it directly pointed and in front of your mouth like you are about to blow it. Thanks babes
I need more diversity on this podcast plz
LMAOOO
We want yannis back not mike cannon!
I dont like the new font. Go back to sitting on a sectional with tete or titi Jerry chilling. That was great entertainment
Cannon is 🔥🔥🔥but we wanted yanni Biden!!!
What a way to end the episode
WOOD CHIPPER 👍
Love you bros, but the set is hideous.
Yo mike legit sucks on this show and should go back to here’s the scenario, like why would y’all break up tha5 amazing pod for this? Bc sagalow was blowing up too much?
👍👍🙃🙃😂😂
Cannon
Chrissy cutoffs
First the audio with Bobby Lee wasn't properly working and now he stops mid senescence, get it together! Glad he stops talking about fasting
This dude has a major lazy eye lol
getting so lazy just make a longer episode for once geez got forbid you gotta do more than one pod in a week
Brown guys voice doesn’t match his face
Does the guest have a sort of eye condition? That side of his face not as movable
Mike Cannon is the beginning of OP the end of this show. Bad move.
Chris lies as much as Husain Minage
I watch podcasts to get away from liberals. This pod isn’t diverse enough.
Ha, that a YOU problem 😂
Lol+derrrrrp