You have to look like a PSL god for her to look at you for more than 2 secs. I have too big of a ego to check out someone attractive more than half a sec in fear of boosting their ego. Or maybe there's food on ur lips who knows ha!
@proodjjuice-hz5sn It's been proven statistically, half of Women would reject a dude for being 5'8", and only 10% would reject a 6'1" dude from height alone. Now, it's not everything, but it's still gonna restrict your pool of partners.
When she knows about Fermat theorem, Eternal inflation, fundamental theorem of calculus, Planck hypothesis, Gödel's incompleteness theorem ,Poincaré conjecture, differential geometry, and a bit of loop quantum cosmology and she dosn´t boring with you when you talk her about these topics.
@@wardonx887 Triacetone triperoxide my beloved 🥵🥵 (its a non-nitrogenous volatile compound and can pass through airport security and is illegal to manufacture)
@@-SimonRiley he’s definitely fit, but I support Ferrari for its history. I do have a mate who pretends she loves it but only watches for the pretty men and Drive To Survive though, and it does my head in 😭😭 But I think most women are genuinely gaining an interest due to the nature of the sport
Me watching a serie, when the "hottie" enters the scene : Meh... Also me watching a serie, when the nerd/outcast/side kick/who will become a serial killer in five episodes enters the scene :
me when i make a cringy joke on purpose with my friends a girl laughs and i say see you later alligator and she says in a while crocodile (oddly specific)
I wish i died in her arms. I don't know her name but she was so sweet when she asked me directions. I fear i never see her again but i still think about her sometimes. It's going to be two years ago in January.
We’ve all been there brother🫂 I know forgetting someone you really liked is one of the hardest things in the world, but life moves on. I always say: if she showed up in my life, why can’t it happen again one day? Or maybe it wasn’t even the one? Concentrate yourself on what you have bro and find some good distractions and good habits. Millions of us started going to the gym or started doing martial arts, try it out!) Remember: "Don't waste your time chasing butterflies. Mend your garden, and the butterflies will come”. I wish u all the best man🫵🏼🗿
Me seeing my grandpa's hugger orange black vinyl top 1970 Plymouth superbird all original from 1970 with the 440 hemi and all black leather interior and he gives me the keys and pink slip
drunk people looking at their car keys be like:
LMAO
LOL
''yo,why are u shoving that key in your hole""
i spit my drink
That’s FOUL..
When you tell her the lore of Batman and she actually listens:
When she tells you the lore
@@NikodemStanibula that’s even better
when batman tell her your lore
when batman tells you her lore
when lore tells you her batman
Me when i see the most random beautiful girl in the mall that im never gonna see again:
Real.
😢
Fr
@@cr0sad3r70 Me too lol
@saul_goodman15 Don't cry, Saul. We love you ☹️
I'm joking. I'm Hank 🔫😤
When you tell her the story of your favorite game and she listens carefully and says she likes it too
My Elementary school self felt that.🤧
Even better when she said: "Hey! That's cool! Where I can buy/play it?" and she actually plays it!
Damn...
That’s the moment you plan your proposal
its a trap bro trust me
Romanians when they see a fully intact car:
BEST COMMENT HERE 😂
Blacks when they see a peaceful neighborhood :
Jews when they see a well-functionning society :
ROMAS
@@gigachad6885 tf?
woman : he has to be 6ft+ smart , has a 6-pack and is rich
me when I see a Mcdonalds cashier:
me when an average looking girl with good personality, hobbies and future goals:
Leave my girl ALONE! I will make you disappear I saw her First! (She doesn't know it yet but she wants me)
@@neft5449 you should prepare for a life of loneliness
Me when I see the most beautiful woman ever existed in summer vacations that I will never see again in my whole life:
Real
That is.... Oddly specific@@DiamondKingStudios
@@DiamondKingStudiosim sorry
@yusuf67572 It is not the same feeling to see a person from a picture.
@yusuf67572
You right brother👍
me when i see the mcdonalds cashier
Haha it feels like it was real at one time for you xD !
Screw off and beat it, that's MY girl
Pov: Girls when they see a 6ft male with fluffy hair, a drug addiction and no future.
Underrated af xd
Fr
(me)
"I can fix him"
Better that then end up with nice guys. They are making the right decision
when i say the most fucked up, dark joke of all time and instead of being sent to the psych ward she laughs:
Real
This is a common recurrence for me.
go to denmark
@@Turtoile41 why?
When I'm Drunk while looking down the barrel of my pistol
Literally me every night
Do you need help or is this just a joke?
@@arthurmorgan6359 probably both
REAL
Finally one to relate to
Drunk drivers seeing a family of 4:
😭💀
me when I see my(non-existent) girlfriend
real
Real
real (i have severe schizophrenia)
real
real
Drunk dads when they see a lampost to drive into
PAHAHA!
Deadass the power went out 4 different times in my neighborhood cause some drunk asshole ran into a telephone pole
Me when I see bros Mom:
nah thats foul
I love it lmao
Wait, isn't your brother's mom also your mom?
Stepdad Speedrun Any%
@@Djolee4he means his friends mom 💀
ayooo
Me looking at my bed after a 11hour nightshift be like:
Lego memes are always goated bro..
I love your pfp
Indeed
The car salesman when a Saudi Arabian Prince enters the car dealership:
POV: that one girl at the airport you never saw again
Me when I see super models: meh
Me when I see a random waitress: 🥺
@proodjjuice-hz5snbut she was too in the zone to realise you were checking her out
Me: Hello there!
Her: General Kenobi
Me:
😂
real
She’s a keeper.
rule 34 artists after the amazing digital circus released:
What💀💀💀
When she says she will kill me if I ever leave her:
When she lets me explain dark souls lore to her and she actually cares
When she plays Fantasy games:
Bloodborne is better at depicting the brutal unforgiving cruelty of life.
... and she corrects me*
@@Soalgu 😍
@@es-rh8oo bloodborne wasnt aktually in dark souls world? (I only play souls and now i play elden ring)
Me when she looks at me for more than 2 seconds
Out of all goated comments her this one is probably the best
@@Iwan._ my comment ain't even that good tbh
@@anonyguyy nah Bro it’s one of the best at lest
You have to look like a PSL god for her to look at you for more than 2 secs. I have too big of a ego to check out someone attractive more than half a sec in fear of boosting their ego. Or maybe there's food on ur lips who knows ha!
This
me when i make a joke and the class laughs even the teacher
when i tell her the entire GTA universes lore and she actually listens
Me staring at the boy who's literally me but in opposite gender:
Impossible
Every kid when they see a cool toy in the store:
8 year old me
Me when i explain to her the captain underpants lore and she actually listens to me
REAL
Me when it's leg day but I see a bench press...
Real 🗿🗿🗿
When she listens to the shit you rant about, and she rants about shit back:
Me when I see a girl who doesn't vape or smoke
I had a bit of a crush on this girl in my class but I found out she vapes and smokes cigarettes it completely turned me off her
@@crxde_ you dodged a bullet bro
when I tell her a joke that can arrest me for being a war criminal but she comes back with an even worse one:
Supermodel: 😐
Random Cashier in McDonalds:
Her: i hate the ATF!
Me:
The dog:
When she is a convicted felon:
Many such cases
If a woman is broken, she can be fixed by me
@@crxde_No need to be fixed she's already perfect as she was perfection doesn't need any fixing.
When a woman shows kindness:
when she's a car mechanic:
Girls when they see a Tall boy with fluffy hair and no future:
That's me and i dont see no girls 🥺
@proodjjuice-hz5snno way this guy just said height don’t matter. Let’s not pretend like a man who’s 5’2 will do as well as a guy who’s 6’2
@proodjjuice-hz5sn It's been proven statistically, half of Women would reject a dude for being 5'8", and only 10% would reject a 6'1" dude from height alone.
Now, it's not everything, but it's still gonna restrict your pool of partners.
When a welsh person sees a sheep:
Lol
I think this should be the pinned comment
When an Albanian sees a sheep
To far mate.
When she knows about Fermat theorem, Eternal inflation, fundamental theorem of calculus, Planck hypothesis, Gödel's incompleteness theorem ,Poincaré conjecture, differential geometry, and a bit of loop quantum cosmology and she dosn´t boring with you when you talk her about these topics.
I like these topics but this comment is very 🤓
So when she is a 50 yo math teacher
@@azoth3199 dont need be that old
‘Erm, I don’t talk about useless things like movies, video games or enjoying my life, I only do math.’ 🤓
Man, you're best! 😂👍👍👍
"Me, looking at that one cashier I'll never see again."
real
pov: Turkish girls when they see 20 year old criminal
gerçek
Game Over: You fell in love.
What a perfect gameover screen song.
Me when he listens to me when I play my guitar:
Me when i take my medicine and she’s still there:
"My man gotta be 6ft, make 6 figures a year, and have an athletic body."
Me when I see a gas station cashier:
I came for the song saw the comments and stayed for y’all’s memes way too funny y’all
That one girl you made eye contact with at the airport (you will never see her again)
British people when they see 2 inch knife blade
me when i stop taking my pills , most beautiful girl appears infront of me ,magic ?
radiohead fans meeting other radiohead fans:
Still waiting for this moment
Girls: "he must have 6 ft, be rich, 6 pack, high goals, smart, funny, charismatic and handsome like a model".
Boys they see an average poor girl:
When you accidentally say the most mind-boggling racist shit anyone has ever heard then she giggles.
When I see she is searching military, wars and illegal explosives
@@wardonx887 Triacetone triperoxide my beloved 🥵🥵 (its a non-nitrogenous volatile compound and can pass through airport security and is illegal to manufacture)
@@beejayxl9018thx bro
when you say helo there and she responds general kenobi
Girls when they see a tall buff dude who vapes and barely passed elementary school:
POV-My 6 pack when i open the fridge
When she is finally comfortable enough to fart infront of you:
She buys you legos:
me when I explain the whole history of F1 to him and he actually looks almost interested
You one of the rainbow freaks?
This is literally my best mate's rizz 😭
It never works though
@@Humpty_Alexander_Dumpty hit me up with them I need more people to chat F1 with 😭😩
I am sure many women started watching F1 specifically because of that handsome Ferrari racer Charles Lecrac
@@-SimonRiley he’s definitely fit, but I support Ferrari for its history. I do have a mate who pretends she loves it but only watches for the pretty men and Drive To Survive though, and it does my head in 😭😭 But I think most women are genuinely gaining an interest due to the nature of the sport
That one nerd in your friend group when he see’s a hot topic worker
How I look at my console knowing there’s a test tomorrow:
What that one girl roast your bro like a champ :
I love this song and movie!!!
Same)
Me too!!!! 😁😁😩😩😎😎💯💯🔥🔥💜💜💜💎💎💎✨✨✨
me when i see my bank account filled with monthly paycheck
Me when me and her make eye contact and she smiles:
Dont settle for bare minimum, ur worth more :D
Me when I have dream about a random girl that I never had interest in then I see her
Real
Between Elementary and Middle school, I had wet dreams of every female I came across.💀
me: Hello There
her: General Kenobi
my reaction:
Women when seeing a tall misogynist with a mullet and moustache
Men when seeing basically any customer service worker under 35
Poles when a foreign TH-camr mentions them.
Polska mentioned 🇵🇱
Polska mentioned.!
Polska gurom 🗣🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱
Me when she sent me goofy, funny pics of her and she says it's ugly:
Me when I see my assistant manager come into work😍
me when she laughs at a dark joke and makes one even darker:
When she is in interested in cars ❤
People trying to lose weight when they see a chocolate bar:
me when she exists (she doesn't) :
Me when I see bro in a wig :
Lolll
random girl I see on the side walk when i'm stuck in traffic
Me watching a serie, when the "hottie" enters the scene : Meh...
Also me watching a serie, when the nerd/outcast/side kick/who will become a serial killer in five episodes enters the scene :
me when i see dead bodies
When an immigrant in Springfield sees a pet
lmao
True😂
When a girl smiles at you for the first time in a decade
Pov:Me explaining the evangelion lore and she actually listens
Cruel Angel Thesis starts playing
brother, explain it to me please, I'll listen, just find some magical way to make that sh*t make sense PLEASE!
Me when i explain the whole Jurassic Park/World lore and theories to her and she actually cares
Yeah fr😅
me when i see this meme
me when i make a cringy joke on purpose with my friends a girl laughs and i say see you later alligator and she says in a while crocodile (oddly specific)
I wish i died in her arms. I don't know her name but she was so sweet when she asked me directions. I fear i never see her again but i still think about her sometimes. It's going to be two years ago in January.
We’ve all been there brother🫂 I know forgetting someone you really liked is one of the hardest things in the world, but life moves on. I always say: if she showed up in my life, why can’t it happen again one day? Or maybe it wasn’t even the one? Concentrate yourself on what you have bro and find some good distractions and good habits. Millions of us started going to the gym or started doing martial arts, try it out!) Remember: "Don't waste your time chasing butterflies. Mend your garden, and the butterflies will come”. I wish u all the best man🫵🏼🗿
@@realpain.Thanks brother and all the best to you as well🙏🏻
He's just like me fr
@@realpain.Why can't it happened again one day ? Because God took her away from me.
@@spade4376she died? If yes, damn bro I’m sorry🫂 Let’s hope she feels much better in heaven…
When the cute paramedic girl ask me if i'm okay: (I'm literally dying in her arms tonight.)
When I tell them every single intricate detail about the fnaf lore and they listen
This is epic!
Who had that after watching Deadpool and VOLVERINE in the cinema, I admit it during the scene with Logan without a shirt
God.. that was me.. especially after seeing Logan without his shirt.. i swear i heard the angels trumpets
when she actually texts you after promising :
When your crush walks next to you
when she knows star wars the clone wars lore
Im drunk as fuck and a little baked showing my friend this cuz he did this exact look about a girl (hope this makws senses im yapping megatron)
Rule 34 creators when new anime:
Me when i hear her make a racist joke:
Real
Me seeing my grandpa's hugger orange black vinyl top 1970 Plymouth superbird all original from 1970 with the 440 hemi and all black leather interior and he gives me the keys and pink slip
me when i see some random shawty in the school halls: