When he's a masculine man, respects his parents, doesn't vape/smoke, doesn't have tattoos, has good physique, (emotionally, socially) intelligent, knows how to defend any women he sees that needs help, has appreciation towards nature, has compassion for animals, loves kids, knows how to properly forgive anyone that wronged him, dresses well, has a good hygiene, God-fearing, honest, believes that chivalry isn't dead, can cook, has many talents:
@@swimmingbird1 obviously. I wouldn't want to be a harlot and dream a man like that. I wrote those because that's me that I want to find in an opposite gender. Except the masculine one because I am feminine. But there are however times where I can be masculine. Finding someone that's almost similar to you is great because you can both live in a harmonious way.
me looking for my first car and finding an old 90's european shitbox that has a total of 4 accidents in its records, a broken transmission, rod knock, and a non-functioning window:
@malikthebrit335 are people just not allowed to state the truth without seeming like a pick me now?? what he said was true. that doesn't necessarily mean he's talking about himself.
@@saul_goodman15 elmaao, no no no no no,i am sure u would like to die in the arms of a girl who can make a sandwich, dying in my arms may be quite brutal
simplesmente ouvindo essa pedrada após chorar pensando nela a noite toda e pensar que nunca vou conseguir arrumar outra pessoa que não seja ela e como eu me permitiria ser tratado igual lixo novamente por ela apenas para tentar obter um pouco de amor e suprir a falta de atenção que eu sinto todos os dias
q isso rapaz, vc merece alguém q te trate igual gente, n fique preso á alguém q n se importava contigo. Como dizia o velho sábio, melhor perder o amor da sua vida do q sua vida (coisa q ela n era pra vc ne, ela nunca iria ser o amor da sua vida), mas foque em vc e com certeza vira alguém melhor q ela
Kakakakakakakakakakakakakaka Eu sei como é sentir isso Mas dxa eu te falar uma coisa: Existem MILHÕES de mulheres só no Brasil N fique assim por causa de uma Vc é qm define seu valor e a forma como merece ser tratado TD mnd é diferente, mas falar q n vai existir milhares ou msm milhões com a msm característica é burrice
Brother forget her, at least for love. I once had a crush on a girl and she ended up toying with my feelings. She would text me, “it’s so sad today is our last day of school.” And then a few weeks later or so she takes hours to respond to me. She asks how my summer is going, then I ask her how hers went and she doesn’t bother. Forget her brother. I forgot “my girl” to the point I forgot the exact story. It’s not worth the pain. Girls will either like you after seeing you for the first time, or will never give you a chance. Just walk away. It took me awhile to do it, and I don’t regret it. And trust me brother, afterwards I did that, I easily do how girls were attracted to me. Take my advice brother
When I saw You,it was then,that i understood how much i truly love you and want to marry You and only you, i'm trying my best to make you feel the love that i'm doing the best to give to you. Like i told you in a poem before: I love your eyes,they're blooming like flowers in the middle of june,and i can't live a second without them. I'm repeating,these bland words "I Love You", but it's just me conversing with myself, your heart is a beautiful crystal, You're as beautiful as a starry night,and nothing else makes me happier,than your beautiful smile. I doing my best to resist hugging and never letting you go, and i dream about the day that you become my wife, nad i won't have to dream that at night, ours kids are gonna surround us, telling us how much they love us,our neighbours will be jealous of us. I can't wait for the dream of waking up next to you every morning is fullfiled, until the day comes where i hold you hand forever...
Oh I, I just died in your arms tonight It must have been something you said I just died in your arms tonight I keep lookin' for somethin' I can't get Broken hearts lie all around me And I don't see an easy way to get out of this Her diary, it sits by the bedside table The curtains are closed, the cats in the cradle Who would've thought that a boy like me could come to this Oh I, I just died in your arms tonight It must've been something you said I just died in your arms tonight Oh I, I just died in your arms tonight It must've been some kind of kiss I should've walked away I should've walked away Is there any just cause for feelin' like this? On the surface, I'm a name on a list I try to be discreet, but then blow it again I've lost and found, it's my final mistake She's loving by proxy, no give and all take 'Cause I've been thrilled to fantasy one too many times Oh I, I just died in your arms tonight It must've been something you said I just died in your arms tonight Oh I, I just died in your arms tonight It must've been some kind of kiss I should've walked away I should've walked away It was a long hot night She made it easy, she made it feel right But now it's over, the moment has gone I followed my hands not my head, I know I was wrong Oh I, I just died in your arms tonight It must've been something you said I just died in your arms tonight I, I just died in your arms tonight It must've been some kind of kiss I should've walked away I should've walked away
Dedicated gamers: boo it has to have ray tracing 120 fps and dlss with 8k support and super fast loading times Casual gamers after seeing an used switch oled:
It’s crazy when I was younger my brother sat me down and we watched all the episodes in order to how they panned out so watching them how they are meant to be watch made me realize I had watched them in the opposite order
When she gives me a sincere genuine smile every time she sees me in the morning
That's made me sad a little bit. Didn't know that I need it before I read your comment
U lived without it this hole time now you need it?
@@userfromspace8952
When she genuinely enjoys my presence, likes my personality and laughs at my jokes (she's a gift from God)
Amen God will provide a good woman for a man
@@TheQuestion2.0 so real literally happening to me rn
I'm dying alone tonight🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥
i'm dying alone tonight
(instrumental)
Same bro😢
When you say something unfunny but she laughs to make you feel better
I just died in your arms tonight 🗣🗣🗣 @svmart1ny
Relatable
Memes aside this song is actually a banger
WE DYING IN HER ARMS TONIGHT WITH THIS ONE🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯💯🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣
When he's a masculine man, respects his parents, doesn't vape/smoke, doesn't have tattoos, has good physique, (emotionally, socially) intelligent, knows how to defend any women he sees that needs help, has appreciation towards nature, has compassion for animals, loves kids, knows how to properly forgive anyone that wronged him, dresses well, has a good hygiene, God-fearing, honest, believes that chivalry isn't dead, can cook, has many talents:
You should be similiarly well if you want a man like that you should have all the characteristics you mentioned
@@swimmingbird1 obviously. I wouldn't want to be a harlot and dream a man like that. I wrote those because that's me that I want to find in an opposite gender. Except the masculine one because I am feminine. But there are however times where I can be masculine. Finding someone that's almost similar to you is great because you can both live in a harmonious way.
@@118Oganesson there ya go , good job on being logically consistent , unlike other parts of our generation....
A feminine and God-loving is all a man needs
Literally me but small dick
10 years old me when i played tomb rider for the first time:
so real
oh lara 🤤🤤🤤🤤
me when i played shadow of the tomb rider
i played in age of 13yo 2013 tomb raider underground oh lara 🤤🤤🤤🤤
Seems like the bloodline ends with me 🗣️🔥🔥🔥
Every kid when they see a cool toy in the store
toy = that one nerf gun
Kid?? Any man, I sometimes catch myself admiring toys I would have had loved as a kid
Kid?
great to see bruce is happy
we are dying in someone's arms tonight with this one 🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥
Me seeing this meme 5am when i should be sleeping:
Me when a girl sits right next to me
Relatable
relateable as fuck
that’s incredibly sad
@@adamxx3 indeed, because there aint no girls in my current school 😭😭😭
@@oooshafiqooo that’s tough stay strong brother 🙏
When ur crush has the exact same personality as you
When she’s literally the female version of you
That does not sound like a good thing lol
That does not sound like a good thing lol
@@MikhailMyers but she chose another and is not you
Hallo😮😅😢😂🎉🎉🎉😢😂😅😢😮😊😅😂🎉😢😂❤@@connerlamb24
The pic is perfect😂😂
when your humor is considered cringe and stupid by the majority but she laughs like crazy
me looking for my first car and finding an old 90's european shitbox that has a total of 4 accidents in its records, a broken transmission, rod knock, and a non-functioning window:
this was a good one ngl
pitbull named "Butterfly" seeing my 6 years old brother goin' to catch his ball in the neighbour garden at 9:28AM, 22/3/2001
Bruh why is this so specific?💀
@@thehybridgamingdino6744 Dude probably had his brother eaten by Butterfly
thanks for making this bro it randomly came up and I perfectly linked a whole drift track to it
When you accidentally say some racial slurs and she laughs
Perfect she is perfection
1 in infinite
Real
accidentally😂😅
Though she's black
"I can fix her"
She can ruin me
she can fix me ❤️🩹
Girls when they see a dude who vapes, smokes, has lung cancer, messy hair and no future whatsoever (He's 6'2)
For real bro like seriously this is sad but so true they choose these type of trash rather than real high value men
@malikthebrit335 are people just not allowed to state the truth without seeming like a pick me now?? what he said was true. that doesn't necessarily mean he's talking about himself.
@malikthebrit335 shut the frick up lil bro, you ain't built like that💀. Got it?
@@JohnsonMendezz-cv2pi Something wrong with society since social media went mainstream fr fr
@@JohnsonMendezz-cv2pi lol high value
When she's alive (optional)
When the girl insisted to pay half of your first date. 🌹
This song has the perfect vibe❤❤
when you see an average girl behind the counter in McDonald's 🤣
😂
Hallo😅😅😮😢😊🎉😢😅❤ jauie vrueinaja
Lil bro found the love of his live🔥🔥🔥🔥
Pure perfection
When she laughs and agrees when you say that you’re Batman
😢😢😢😮😂😢😢🎉❤😮😮🎉😢hallo😅😮😊😂😂❤😮😢🎉
dads in horror movies after seeing a house which has been a ground consisting of multiple suicides:
Me when I look in the mirror
only correct anwser here
Self love is important 🙏
Hahaha relatable
for me its lego guy but sad
* at 3 a.m
Me when the new girl walks in:
does she know how to make a grilled cheese?
@@L-qq1jh yes
@@acommonman968i just died jn your arms tonight
@@saul_goodman15 elmaao, no no no no no,i am sure u would like to die in the arms of a girl who can make a sandwich, dying in my arms may be quite brutal
then you better call saul@@saul_goodman15
Metal heads meeting Magnet heads
Me when I see any girl ever (I am extremely lonely):
relatable brother
remember we are in this together
Me when I tell the Mcdonald's cashier "If they're on the menu, and can I take her out" and she giggles and replies with a yes:
ngl i love this 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
When that one homie agrees to be your valentine
When she likes cars
When you catch her stealing a catalytic converter from the school bus:
Best drive by song in vice city
I just died in your arms tonight
bro this shit be hitting at 3am lol
When she smiled and you just started to get butterflies
That cashier we never saw again...........
holy cow Vibe-Source liked every single comment
me looking at the tree while I'm going 300 mph (I'm fine)
Subbed!
When she says hi to you before you see she is here
Steven Hawkins when he see a girl her age is in the clock
Also dream and Kanye
Me when the cute paramedic girl ask me if i'm fine (I'm litterally dying in her arms tonight)
When shes a breathing, living organism (optional)
simplesmente ouvindo essa pedrada após chorar pensando nela a noite toda e pensar que nunca vou conseguir arrumar outra pessoa que não seja ela e como eu me permitiria ser tratado igual lixo novamente por ela apenas para tentar obter um pouco de amor e suprir a falta de atenção que eu sinto todos os dias
q isso rapaz, vc merece alguém q te trate igual gente, n fique preso á alguém q n se importava contigo. Como dizia o velho sábio, melhor perder o amor da sua vida do q sua vida (coisa q ela n era pra vc ne, ela nunca iria ser o amor da sua vida), mas foque em vc e com certeza vira alguém melhor q ela
Kakakakakakakakakakakakakaka
Eu sei como é sentir isso
Mas dxa eu te falar uma coisa:
Existem MILHÕES de mulheres só no Brasil
N fique assim por causa de uma
Vc é qm define seu valor e a forma como merece ser tratado
TD mnd é diferente, mas falar q n vai existir milhares ou msm milhões com a msm característica é burrice
Brother forget her, at least for love. I once had a crush on a girl and she ended up toying with my feelings. She would text me, “it’s so sad today is our last day of school.” And then a few weeks later or so she takes hours to respond to me. She asks how my summer is going, then I ask her how hers went and she doesn’t bother. Forget her brother. I forgot “my girl” to the point I forgot the exact story. It’s not worth the pain. Girls will either like you after seeing you for the first time, or will never give you a chance. Just walk away. It took me awhile to do it, and I don’t regret it. And trust me brother, afterwards I did that, I easily do how girls were attracted to me. Take my advice brother
Me when i was 7 and saw minecraft mobs irl
POV : A random girl smiled at you and you Imagine your life with her
10 year old me seeing a lego character on meep city:
Gymrats when they see a muscle mommy walk in
Me when my pc rig is better than the benchmarks
when u tell a joke and shes the only one who laughs
when a girls a guy who is 6 feet but has no future
When I saw You,it was then,that i understood how much i truly love you and want to marry You and only you, i'm trying my best to make you feel the love that i'm doing the best to give to you. Like i told you in a poem before: I love your eyes,they're blooming like flowers in the middle of june,and i can't live a second without them. I'm repeating,these bland words "I Love You", but it's just me conversing with myself, your heart is a beautiful crystal, You're as beautiful as a starry night,and nothing else makes me happier,than your beautiful smile. I doing my best to resist hugging and never letting you go, and i dream about the day that you become my wife, nad i won't have to dream that at night, ours kids are gonna surround us, telling us how much they love us,our neighbours will be jealous of us. I can't wait for the dream of waking up next to you every morning is fullfiled, until the day comes where i hold you hand forever...
bro said my dream lol
When he wants to do karaoke together
girls when they met a serial killer at night:
😂😂😂
Oh I, I just died in your arms tonight
It must have been something you said
I just died in your arms tonight
I keep lookin' for somethin' I can't get
Broken hearts lie all around me
And I don't see an easy way to get out of this
Her diary, it sits by the bedside table
The curtains are closed, the cats in the cradle
Who would've thought that a boy like me could come to this
Oh I, I just died in your arms tonight
It must've been something you said
I just died in your arms tonight
Oh I, I just died in your arms tonight
It must've been some kind of kiss
I should've walked away
I should've walked away
Is there any just cause for feelin' like this?
On the surface, I'm a name on a list
I try to be discreet, but then blow it again
I've lost and found, it's my final mistake
She's loving by proxy, no give and all take
'Cause I've been thrilled to fantasy one too many times
Oh I, I just died in your arms tonight
It must've been something you said
I just died in your arms tonight
Oh I, I just died in your arms tonight
It must've been some kind of kiss
I should've walked away
I should've walked away
It was a long hot night
She made it easy, she made it feel right
But now it's over, the moment has gone
I followed my hands not my head, I know I was wrong
Oh I, I just died in your arms tonight
It must've been something you said
I just died in your arms tonight
I, I just died in your arms tonight
It must've been some kind of kiss
I should've walked away
I should've walked away
That one sisters friend 😍
Dedicated gamers: boo it has to have ray tracing 120 fps and dlss with 8k support and super fast loading times
Casual gamers after seeing an used switch oled:
Roblox youtubers when they snap and see a minor:
deserves more likes
Minecraft*
When you finally dont have to do the dishes
Me when I see a Woman with white hair and wearing power armour. (yes I am literally dieing in her arms)
pov the male species seeing a gun in a toy store
take my like please
Me when I die in someones arms at night:
When shes educated and has common sense with that touch of similar passions
When you somehow receive reverse fall damage in a game:
It’s hard to enjoy when Lego John Hutcherson is watching over me
I can't find this great remix anywhere other than on shortch
When I ask her what would you pick b/w a Tesla and petrol car
Her: it should be an Gtr
Me:
Every boy when he see her crush with dress for the first time
It’s crazy when I was younger my brother sat me down and we watched all the episodes in order to how they panned out so watching them how they are meant to be watch made me realize I had watched them in the opposite order
episodes of what?
@@user-lc5of7jh5g I just realized this was commented on the wrong video😂. I was talking about Moral Oral.
Me when i see my bro's mom:
(She builded like a pixar mom 🥵)
Yo wait a minute
@@Memento_Mori3210 Bro 💀
When he's actually a decent human being
When you make a weird joke and she laughs
me when someone shows any kind of interest in me
When your homie finallly pay for food 🤩 0:20
Me when when me me when me when
W music fr fr
Me everytime I see her
When he/she revives me on the middle of a fight in the finals
man why do i have vibes of that dancing scene from “Labyrinth”
God movie
Me when girl:
🎉excellent💯
Vice City ❤🎧
Makes this into a hour loop
When she is on at least 1 watchlist:
when she's on the international no-fly list
10/yo me when i saw megan fox for the first time
13 year olds when they are going in a wedding where all the girls are dressed like princess (is it just me or
When your crush looked at you and you looked at her back 😳
I just in your arms tonight cuttig crew ( es una canción búsquenla )
Listening to this before turning 23 realizing I never had a girlfriend hits hard.
That one bro when he sees a girl half his age:
Bro lmao wtf 😂
"Bro, she's 7!"
"Even better, my friend.. even better."
@@Veskar01 relatable
🤨📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸
When you use Xbox Party Chat humour on her and she laughs at it
Drunk drivers after they see a happy family of 4 crossing the street:
When she briefly mentiones Foucault in any context.
(I didn't even read him)
5 year old when i walk past the toy section