Fun fact : The Intratec TEC-9, also known as the KG-99, was a semi-automatic pistol chambered in 9x19mm Parabellum that was designed by Intratec, an American offshoot of Interdimeric AB. The TEC-9 was made of inexpensive molded polymers and a mixture of stamped and milled steel parts. This article also covers the similar TEC-DC9 and AB-10 models both designed to circumvent bans.
@@malikthebrit335 are people just not allowed to state the truth without seeming like a pick me now?? what he said was true. that doesn't necessarily mean he's talking about himself.
When he's a masculine man, respects his parents, doesn't vape/smoke, doesn't have tattoos, has good physique, (emotionally, socially) intelligent, knows how to defend any women he sees that needs help, has appreciation towards nature, has compassion for animals, loves kids, knows how to properly forgive anyone that wronged him, dresses well, has a good hygiene, God-fearing, honest, believes that chivalry isn't dead, can cook, has many talents:
@@parthvaswani4503 obviously. I wouldn't want to be a harlot and dream a man like that. I wrote those because that's me that I want to find in an opposite gender. Except the masculine one because I am feminine. But there are however times where I can be masculine. Finding someone that's almost similar to you is great because you can both live in a harmonious way.
@@saul_goodman15 elmaao, no no no no no,i am sure u would like to die in the arms of a girl who can make a sandwich, dying in my arms may be quite brutal
me looking for my first car and finding an old 90's european shitbox that has a total of 4 accidents in its records, a broken transmission, rod knock, and a non-functioning window:
When I saw You,it was then,that i understood how much i truly love you and want to marry You and only you, i'm trying my best to make you feel the love that i'm doing the best to give to you. Like i told you in a poem before: I love your eyes,they're blooming like flowers in the middle of june,and i can't live a second without them. I'm repeating,these bland words "I Love You", but it's just me conversing with myself, your heart is a beautiful crystal, You're as beautiful as a starry night,and nothing else makes me happier,than your beautiful smile. I doing my best to resist hugging and never letting you go, and i dream about the day that you become my wife, nad i won't have to dream that at night, ours kids are gonna surround us, telling us how much they love us,our neighbours will be jealous of us. I can't wait for the dream of waking up next to you every morning is fullfiled, until the day comes where i hold you hand forever...
simplesmente ouvindo essa pedrada após chorar pensando nela a noite toda e pensar que nunca vou conseguir arrumar outra pessoa que não seja ela e como eu me permitiria ser tratado igual lixo novamente por ela apenas para tentar obter um pouco de amor e suprir a falta de atenção que eu sinto todos os dias
q isso rapaz, vc merece alguém q te trate igual gente, n fique preso á alguém q n se importava contigo. Como dizia o velho sábio, melhor perder o amor da sua vida do q sua vida (coisa q ela n era pra vc ne, ela nunca iria ser o amor da sua vida), mas foque em vc e com certeza vira alguém melhor q ela
Kakakakakakakakakakakakakaka Eu sei como é sentir isso Mas dxa eu te falar uma coisa: Existem MILHÕES de mulheres só no Brasil N fique assim por causa de uma Vc é qm define seu valor e a forma como merece ser tratado TD mnd é diferente, mas falar q n vai existir milhares ou msm milhões com a msm característica é burrice
Brother forget her, at least for love. I once had a crush on a girl and she ended up toying with my feelings. She would text me, “it’s so sad today is our last day of school.” And then a few weeks later or so she takes hours to respond to me. She asks how my summer is going, then I ask her how hers went and she doesn’t bother. Forget her brother. I forgot “my girl” to the point I forgot the exact story. It’s not worth the pain. Girls will either like you after seeing you for the first time, or will never give you a chance. Just walk away. It took me awhile to do it, and I don’t regret it. And trust me brother, afterwards I did that, I easily do how girls were attracted to me. Take my advice brother
Dedicated gamers: boo it has to have ray tracing 120 fps and dlss with 8k support and super fast loading times Casual gamers after seeing an used switch oled:
I'm dying alone tonight🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥
i'm dying alone tonight
(instrumental)
Same bro😢
When you say something unfunny but she laughs to make you feel better
I just died in your arms tonight 🗣🗣🗣 @svmart1ny
Relatable
When you accidentally say some racial slurs and she laughs
Perfect she is perfection
1 in infinite
Real
accidentally😂😅
Though she's black
When she gives me a sincere genuine smile every time she sees me in the morning
That's made me sad a little bit. Didn't know that I need it before I read your comment
U lived without it this hole time now you need it?
@@userfromspace8952
When she genuinely enjoys my presence, likes my personality and laughs at my jokes (she's a gift from God)
Amen God will provide a good woman for a man
@@ezequielcortes7934 so real literally happening to me rn
Every kid when they see a cool toy in the store
WE DYING IN HER ARMS TONIGHT WITH THIS ONE🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯💯🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣
Memes aside this song is actually a banger
When a woman acknowledges my existence for 0.0000001 seconds
Underrated
same
me asf
😂😂
thats cute
10 years old me when i played tomb rider for the first time:
so real
oh lara 🤤🤤🤤🤤
me when i played shadow of the tomb rider
i played in age of 13yo 2013 tomb raider underground oh lara 🤤🤤🤤🤤
When ur crush has the exact same personality as you
When she’s literally the female version of you
That does not sound like a good thing lol
That does not sound like a good thing lol
@@MikhailMyers but she chose another and is not you
Hallo😮😅😢😂🎉🎉🎉😢😂😅😢😮😊😅😂🎉😢😂❤@@connerlamb24
Me when a girl sits right next to me
Relatable
relateable as fuck
that’s incredibly sad
@@adamnxx indeed, because there aint no girls in my current school 😭😭😭
@@oooshafiqooo that’s tough stay strong brother 🙏
Fun fact : The Intratec TEC-9, also known as the KG-99, was a semi-automatic pistol chambered in 9x19mm Parabellum that was designed by Intratec, an American offshoot of Interdimeric AB. The TEC-9 was made of inexpensive molded polymers and a mixture of stamped and milled steel parts. This article also covers the similar TEC-DC9 and AB-10 models both designed to circumvent bans.
"sir, you cna't park h-"
"Sir can I see some doc-"
Me when a 38 years old 6'2 Portugese scores banger
Real
You must've smiled many many many times bruh.
is that given person goat by any chance
@@vicrattlehead69no, goat is argentinian
@@amarson2322 u trippin blud
Seems like the bloodline ends with me 🗣️🔥🔥🔥
When i text her "hello there" and she replies with "general kenobi"
Fr 😭
One in a trillion right there
when your humor is considered cringe and stupid by the majority but she laughs like crazy
Me seeing this meme 5am when i should be sleeping:
Girls when they see a dude who vapes, smokes, has lung cancer, messy hair and no future whatsoever (He's 6'2)
For real bro like seriously this is sad but so true they choose these type of trash rather than real high value men
@@JohnsonMendezz-cv2pi Women don't know what's best for them. They shouldn't vote.
@@JohnsonMendezz-cv2pi real high value men like you right?
@@malikthebrit335 are people just not allowed to state the truth without seeming like a pick me now?? what he said was true. that doesn't necessarily mean he's talking about himself.
@@malikthebrit335 shut the frick up lil bro, you ain't built like that💀. Got it?
Me when I look in the mirror
only correct anwser here
Self love is important 🙏
Hahaha relatable
for me its lego guy but sad
* at 3 a.m
we are dying in someone's arms tonight with this one 🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥
The pic is perfect😂😂
When he's a masculine man, respects his parents, doesn't vape/smoke, doesn't have tattoos, has good physique, (emotionally, socially) intelligent, knows how to defend any women he sees that needs help, has appreciation towards nature, has compassion for animals, loves kids, knows how to properly forgive anyone that wronged him, dresses well, has a good hygiene, God-fearing, honest, believes that chivalry isn't dead, can cook, has many talents:
You should be similiarly well if you want a man like that you should have all the characteristics you mentioned
@@parthvaswani4503 obviously. I wouldn't want to be a harlot and dream a man like that. I wrote those because that's me that I want to find in an opposite gender. Except the masculine one because I am feminine. But there are however times where I can be masculine. Finding someone that's almost similar to you is great because you can both live in a harmonious way.
@@118Oganesson there ya go , good job on being logically consistent , unlike other parts of our generation....
A feminine and God-loving is all a man needs
Literally me but small dick
great to see bruce is happy
"I can fix her"
She can ruin me
she can fix me ❤️🩹
Me when the new girl walks in:
does she know how to make a grilled cheese?
@@L-qq1jh yes
@@acommonman968i just died jn your arms tonight
@@saul_goodman15 elmaao, no no no no no,i am sure u would like to die in the arms of a girl who can make a sandwich, dying in my arms may be quite brutal
then you better call saul@@saul_goodman15
When she laughs and agrees when you say that you’re Batman
😢😢😢😮😂😢😢🎉❤😮😮🎉😢hallo😅😮😊😂😂❤😮😢🎉
when you see an average girl behind the counter in McDonald's 🤣
😂
Hallo😅😅😮😢😊🎉😢😅❤ jauie vrueinaja
Me when I see any girl ever (I am extremely lonely):
When the girl insisted to pay half of your first date. 🌹
When she insists you guys can just go to KFC
Me when i was 7 and saw minecraft mobs irl
Metal heads meeting Magnet heads
When she's alive (optional)
When shes a breathing, living organism (optional)
me looking for my first car and finding an old 90's european shitbox that has a total of 4 accidents in its records, a broken transmission, rod knock, and a non-functioning window:
this was a good one ngl
When she says hi to you before you see she is here
girls when they met a serial killer at night:
😂😂😂
When she's actually a Christian and not just lukewarm:
When he wants to do karaoke together
pitbull named "Butterfly" seeing my 6 years old brother goin' to catch his ball in the neighbour garden at 9:28AM, 22/3/2001
Gymrats when they see a muscle mommy walk in
When she likes cars
when a girls a guy who is 6 feet but has no future
POV : A random girl smiled at you and you Imagine your life with her
Steven Hawkins when he see a girl her age is in the clock
Lil bro found the love of his live🔥🔥🔥🔥
This song has the perfect vibe❤❤
Roblox youtubers when they snap and see a minor:
deserves more likes
Me when my pc rig is better than the benchmarks
me looking at the tree while I'm going 300 mph (I'm fine)
Pure perfection
thanks for making this bro it randomly came up and I perfectly linked a whole drift track to it
Best drive by song in vice city
10 year old me seeing a lego character on meep city:
When she sells meth:
bro this shit be hitting at 3am lol
Me when girl:
Me when I tell the Mcdonald's cashier "If they're on the menu, and can I take her out" and she giggles and replies with a yes:
holy cow Vibe-Source liked every single comment
thx for the pfp XD
me when someone shows any kind of interest in me
When I saw You,it was then,that i understood how much i truly love you and want to marry You and only you, i'm trying my best to make you feel the love that i'm doing the best to give to you. Like i told you in a poem before: I love your eyes,they're blooming like flowers in the middle of june,and i can't live a second without them. I'm repeating,these bland words "I Love You", but it's just me conversing with myself, your heart is a beautiful crystal, You're as beautiful as a starry night,and nothing else makes me happier,than your beautiful smile. I doing my best to resist hugging and never letting you go, and i dream about the day that you become my wife, nad i won't have to dream that at night, ours kids are gonna surround us, telling us how much they love us,our neighbours will be jealous of us. I can't wait for the dream of waking up next to you every morning is fullfiled, until the day comes where i hold you hand forever...
ngl i love this 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
me when she listents to my rant about the half-life/portal lore:
When she is not a feminist❤❤❤❤❤❤
Subbed!
When that one homie agrees to be your valentine
pov the male species seeing a gun in a toy store
take my like please
When she likes you back
(impossible mission)
when u tell a joke and shes the only one who laughs
That one sisters friend 😍
Girls when see a guy with no future, beigh drug dealer, gang member and was in prison for 8 years:
Me everytime I see her
That one bro when he sees a girl half his age:
Bro lmao wtf 😂
"Bro, she's 7!"
"Even better, my friend.. even better."
@@2lxu relatable
🤨📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸
girls: he has to be 6 foot , has a six-pack and is rich
me when I see a woman:
When you finally dont have to do the dishes
When you catch her stealing a catalytic converter from the school bus:
W music fr fr
simplesmente ouvindo essa pedrada após chorar pensando nela a noite toda e pensar que nunca vou conseguir arrumar outra pessoa que não seja ela e como eu me permitiria ser tratado igual lixo novamente por ela apenas para tentar obter um pouco de amor e suprir a falta de atenção que eu sinto todos os dias
q isso rapaz, vc merece alguém q te trate igual gente, n fique preso á alguém q n se importava contigo. Como dizia o velho sábio, melhor perder o amor da sua vida do q sua vida (coisa q ela n era pra vc ne, ela nunca iria ser o amor da sua vida), mas foque em vc e com certeza vira alguém melhor q ela
Kakakakakakakakakakakakakaka
Eu sei como é sentir isso
Mas dxa eu te falar uma coisa:
Existem MILHÕES de mulheres só no Brasil
N fique assim por causa de uma
Vc é qm define seu valor e a forma como merece ser tratado
TD mnd é diferente, mas falar q n vai existir milhares ou msm milhões com a msm característica é burrice
Brother forget her, at least for love. I once had a crush on a girl and she ended up toying with my feelings. She would text me, “it’s so sad today is our last day of school.” And then a few weeks later or so she takes hours to respond to me. She asks how my summer is going, then I ask her how hers went and she doesn’t bother. Forget her brother. I forgot “my girl” to the point I forgot the exact story. It’s not worth the pain. Girls will either like you after seeing you for the first time, or will never give you a chance. Just walk away. It took me awhile to do it, and I don’t regret it. And trust me brother, afterwards I did that, I easily do how girls were attracted to me. Take my advice brother
Me when I see a Woman with white hair and wearing power armour. (yes I am literally dieing in her arms)
When she owns an Armolite rifle:
When shes educated and has common sense with that touch of similar passions
When a female gives me the slightest bit of a smile
Me when when me me when me when
when you make a racist joke of the color skin and she laughs
And she's mexican
Stolen comment.
@@Braddubb_real what are you saying lol
¿My comment needs copyright?
@@Verey3 I’m saying you aren’t the first to make the comment. Someone said almost the same thing a month ago.
@@Braddubb_real somenone already said that, stole comment
Me when i see my bro's mom:
(She builded like a pixar mom 🥵)
Yo wait a minute
@@Memento_Mori3210 Bro 💀
When i see a girl who has a history humor
Dedicated gamers: boo it has to have ray tracing 120 fps and dlss with 8k support and super fast loading times
Casual gamers after seeing an used switch oled:
When he/she revives me on the middle of a fight in the finals
When he's actually a decent human being
When your crush looked at you and you looked at her back 😳
Me when I die in someones arms at night:
When you somehow receive reverse fall damage in a game:
You meet the female version of you:
(your picture in girl filter)
When I ask her what would you pick b/w a Tesla and petrol car
Her: it should be an Gtr
Me:
It’s hard to enjoy when Lego John Hutcherson is watching over me
When she looks at my direction for 0.0001 seconds:
5 year old when i walk past the toy section
13 year olds when they are going in a wedding where all the girls are dressed like princess (is it just me or
0:19
Me when I see a girl with blue hair, mental issues, and a septum piercing
Every boy when he see her crush with dress for the first time