yeah definitely crazy backlog... that and yet another episode with zoey (daltos and bouphe, and lets not forget ben too despite being a favorite) so youre guaranteed to see some of the worst fucking ttt you'll ever see... theres yogscast shenanigans & fuckups and then theres just straight up incompetence... i'll skip this one.
Yeah that was a really long time ago, I also thought it was removed, like last episode I even thought "Man, there used to be so many cooler Randomats but now they're gone, like the all Jester one" but I guess they're still there, just rare.
It was Tom Bates. It's even more hilarious because he is part of a Yog stream called the Foleyship, where they are trying to record all of the audio for LOTR with their own sounds and voices
This whole session felt like I was watching a ThatMadCat terrible plays compilation. This is the definition of the Yogscast Guarantee, the quality I can faithfully expect and respect.
Chickens to the left, Zombies to the Right. Traitors infront. Clawed, Cuckled and donconnened, Zylus Boldy stood still, Into the jaws of Death, Into the mouth of hell, rode the Zylus.
All of the Yogscast who are actually good at TTT aren't present.... this should be interesting Update: It's worse than I thought, honestly I shouldn't be surprised XD
Lewis is a wildcard though, he can be utterly amazing or utterly shit, no inbetween. I've seen him single handedly win rounds, and single handedly lose them :')
@@xCoNa14 Lewis is pretty consistently bad, but he makes big gamble plays. When they work it's amazing. His entire play style is summed up with the harpoon, one shot that either instantly kills or gives you away entirely.
Ben has in the past told them not to use certain weapons even when they were still in. Wouldn't be surprised if there had been a "no red matter bombs here" message.
You know, if Daltos ever got a mic that wasn't actually a potato, you'd never recognize his voice. Daltos isn't actually American, his mic is just so bad you cannot hear his heavy Welsh accent.
I had an idea for some new merch, something along the lines of "Sometimes the best laid traps, trap yourself" and you just have Rythian behind a couple criss-crossed lasers
MadCat is going to have a field day with this episode. He doesn't even have to edit anything, he'll just upload this into his Mishaps and Bad Plays TTT series
Zoey just makes every video more adorable, y'know? I love how much she gets into her role as a kitty! Keep up the great work, Zoey. You're so fun to watch!
I dont mind the zombies one shot kill, infact I like it, I think they should bring it back, it was nice with it being OP and seeing them all turn to zombies, and seeing how they defended against them
The thing about bringing food to your new neighbors is definitely a thing especially in the south. It doesnt have to be pie but we definitely have a very food based culture. Explains the heart disease rate especially when mixed with our love of frying everything. (Seriously, our state fairs are centers of innovation for frying things that shouldnt be fried.)
Wow, only just talking about Sonic now, that's some backlog of TTT.
I was about to say that! This is like a month later.
Diversity 3 probably effed the schedule
You’d think with such backlog and man power they’d do more than 1 bloody video a day...
It's about consistency. If they start doing 2 a day then people become used to that and start bitching if there isn't two.
yeah definitely crazy backlog... that and yet another episode with zoey (daltos and bouphe, and lets not forget ben too despite being a favorite) so youre guaranteed to see some of the worst fucking ttt you'll ever see... theres yogscast shenanigans & fuckups and then theres just straight up incompetence... i'll skip this one.
15:00 Perfect Zylus ragdoll pose: "Don't mind me, just chillin'. And, y'know, being dead."
"Well don't you feel silly for believing Lewis"
The sheer amount of raw froggy sass coming from Zylus there. . .
Yeah I laughed because it perfectly mirrored what he was saying as if he was actually still alive but decided to stop fighting.
Thank goodness, I thought the all jester randomat was removed. That's one of my favorites.
notice that the last time we saw that randomat zoey was the traitor
SirBanana i think it was, i’m pretty sure this was recorded a while back
@@john6833 they were talking about sonic so it isn't that old
you could see ben enable it in the last episode
Yeah that was a really long time ago, I also thought it was removed, like last episode I even thought "Man, there used to be so many cooler Randomats but now they're gone, like the all Jester one" but I guess they're still there, just rare.
It's terrifying to think that *Ben* was one of the best players in this episode
I think you mean Ben was one of the least bad players in this episode.
He had a good round last episode where he killed everyone but Tom singlehandedly.
That zombie play was atrocious tho
They were in his turf of course he was the best
@@someguynothingspecial7025 you are special and your comment is special and i love you
Whoever did the ending is a genius. 100% would buy
That was definitely Barry.
@@Dsjs10 It was Tom, main channel editor Tom! (H?)
it was Tommy B doing something close to his frodo voice
It was Tom Bates. It's even more hilarious because he is part of a Yog stream called the Foleyship, where they are trying to record all of the audio for LOTR with their own sounds and voices
it was DJ TB in da house oh wait hees of for a p isc
Daltos: Guys stay away from these barrels for a second.
Bouphe: *Is flung out window*
The way Zylus is hanging at 15:23 is truly haunting.
8:50 The way they both turn and look at each other is hilarious
Poor poor Daltos... incompetent with the ways of TTT...
I haven't felt okay in 10 years - Zoey
SAME
i am 100% here for every single one of zoey's jokes
What aboit not feeling anything for 10 years lmao
12:12 OMG bouphe sounded just like the turrets from portal O_o
Damn nostalgia
WTF was that end discount ad thing
Best part of the whole vid XD
Sounded like turps to me, pretending to be lewis with the vocal pitched higher, pretty awful.
^ idk if you're making a Turps/Hulmes joke, but it's Tom Bates, not Mark Hulmes. Certainly not Turps if you actually think that.
Yeah, not sure why they got Elijah Wood to do it.
It's a reference to a meme that overtook the Yogscast subreddit a little while ago.
Man, it felt like every round was full of incompetence
Welcome to the Yogscast
Beloved Zoey especially seems to be acting clueless on purpose on a higher level than the other people.
Yeah. At least 7 of them had a moment of idiocy
Thats the Yogscast Guarantee!
@@rafzur1854 yes, Zoey was "acting"
14:54 death pose perfectly matches Zylus' tone.
It does lol
Lewis: There's two barnacles downstairs. Who uses barnacles?
Everyone else: You Lewis. You are the only one who uses barnacles.
4:28 Ben slowly slumping over is oddly adorable.
Lewis: Does introduction
Everyone being introduced: I’m about to end this man’s whole career
It's a joke about how often Lewis is killed during the intro. It's literally a meme at this point.
This whole session felt like I was watching a ThatMadCat terrible plays compilation. This is the definition of the Yogscast Guarantee, the quality I can faithfully expect and respect.
If that was true there'd be 10 minutes of scenes from an earlier bad plays video
You clearly don't know what the Guarantee actually is.
10:26 Meet Detective RDM! He always gets his man! And everyone else in a quarter-mile radius...
Is it just me, or is the spring sale shark icon *really* unnerving?
something just seems... off....
why does he have a tail? Ben quite clearly doesnt, so why does that picture
The tail. Ben doesn’t have a tail...
No asshole?
@@zepic3173 Because there's probably copyright on the proper Left Shark.
Also, I think it's adorable.
Its because he has a tail and legs
Tom Bates, true MVP
17:57 top level Bouphe play "Oh.... yeah... they got Ben"
I just love How everyone ignored lewis yelling ,,NOOoo ZOEY" as he got murdered.
I appreciate that every session she plays with the group, Zoey changes the eyes on her model. xD
Chickens to the left, Zombies to the Right. Traitors infront. Clawed, Cuckled and donconnened, Zylus Boldy stood still, Into the jaws of Death,
Into the mouth of hell, rode the Zylus.
Inesophet charge of the frog brigade
Chickens to the left of me, Zombies to the right...Here I am... stuck in the middle with yooooouuu....
8:14 Zylus literally shouted... Sometimes I wonder if the Yogscast are deaf
Yogscast guaranteed
I think they hear but just choose to ignore haha
Am I apart of the Yogscast, I actually missed that entirely....
Yes.
I think the audio is cleared up in the editing so maybe someone was talking over him.
15:25 The look of Zyus' hanging body is haunring.
For being a Space Marine, Daltos is _terrible_ at purging traitors.
Well, that's why you have the Inquisition...
19:26 look how they massacred my boy
I've never heard Zoey laugh like she did at 11:04 but it's easily one of the best noises my ears have heard.
8:15
Zylus: "NO ZOEY!!!"
8:45:
Rythian: "So... I'm gonna say Ben and Lewis"
This entire episode was a master class in ineptitude and I love it.
4:37 Damn, when did Dirty Harry start playing TTT?
Dirty Hairball
"If you fail to plan, you plan to fail." -Ben...
jamin Franklin
Jamin’ Franklin, blues musician.
“Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water... *Water Chickens* “
As we say in Germany (except not): Mühsam ernährt sich das Teichhühnchen.
All of the Yogscast who are actually good at TTT aren't present.... this should be interesting
Update: It's worse than I thought, honestly I shouldn't be surprised XD
Lewis is a wildcard though, he can be utterly amazing or utterly shit, no inbetween. I've seen him single handedly win rounds, and single handedly lose them :')
@@xCoNa14 He only loses rounds when he attempts to poon, because he always misses and always gives himself away 😂
@@xCoNa14 Lewis is pretty consistently bad, but he makes big gamble plays. When they work it's amazing. His entire play style is summed up with the harpoon, one shot that either instantly kills or gives you away entirely.
That holiday couldn't have come sooner for Lewis, judging by the sound of him in that advertisment at the end.
#Beh
If blitzball had used water walls instead of a giant sphere it might actually have made sense.
Zoey is basically using the Oddjob skin.
Yeah, but it also comes with a huge disadvantage to jumping.
Did they never use a red matter bomb despite how broken it would have been here?
Nope Tom wasn't playing
Ben has in the past told them not to use certain weapons even when they were still in. Wouldn't be surprised if there had been a "no red matter bombs here" message.
it would have been the ultimate weapon
Zoey has some pretty decent strafing skills. 10/10 impressed
xSuperCargo helps to be the smallest player model
And that nick is incapable of clicking his left mouse button.
Daltos: Guys stay away from those barrels for a second.
*shoots before Bouphe has a chance*
Daltos: I said stay away for second.
#yogscastguarentee
We actually do have a saying starting with p about planning originating in the military "prior proper planning prevents piss poor performance"
Zylus' smug "Oh Lewis, look at that, I was innocent" while his body ragdolled in that pose was amazing
I love Zoey in TTT. She is my spirit animal!
17:02 "It's safer in the towers" Rythian 2019
"I was so confused!" Oh Zoey, in over her head as always...
You know, if Daltos ever got a mic that wasn't actually a potato, you'd never recognize his voice.
Daltos isn't actually American, his mic is just so bad you cannot hear his heavy Welsh accent.
RIP to half the textures in this episode
i see its trouble in texture town!
Holy shit that end of the video cought me off-guard.
God bless Zoey‘s giggle, it‘s like a nice hug
That spring discount is horrifying, I love it
That outro... I was expecting a "Thank god for, me" to go along with that spot on impression.
5:35 Rythian 20000000 IQ plays
the Zoey/Daltos fight omg hahaha
I had an idea for some new merch, something along the lines of "Sometimes the best laid traps, trap yourself" and you just have Rythian behind a couple criss-crossed lasers
7:12 I love those barrel shenanigans.
That edit "Wow this is bugged TRAITOR, trust me"
I never suspect Zoey
Need a Tom to test out the red matter bomb in those water walls
14:43 The way Zylus body just lies there seductively while he is talking to Lewis cracked me up xD
As a bored American soldier, I totally agree with their bit at the end.
I couldn’t breathe during that Zoey and Daltos moment. Too funny
its the 5 P's "practice prevents piss poor performance"
I would have thought bens realm would have more turn based, or mabye some rats with flamers.
i would of thought zylus's realm would of been like vape nation with more stroopwaffles
@@zylussnumber1fan723 And don't forget the sniper towers!
@@RokuroCarisu oh yeah how could i forget? and mabey some phd flopping as well
maybe a few dead aliens as well
@@leaderofthenewbencrusades746 probobly
Oh LewLew it's the 7 P's: Prior Planning and Preparation Prevent Piss-Poor Performance
zoey is a mood
15:01 Zylush's Shpeshial Poshe
19:25 Lewis's delicious spring discounts.
Loving the Monty python outro! More of this please!
"bind m stopsound" it will cancel all current sounds at that second of you pressing it
it’s funny how zoey thinks she can’t get up certain things but really she just doesn’t know about crouch jumping
Zylus: Daltos is a traitor!
ID Menu: Dude trust me.
Zoey makes me crack up every episode she's in!
MadCat is going to have a field day with this episode. He doesn't even have to edit anything, he'll just upload this into his Mishaps and Bad Plays TTT series
11:10 Zoey giggle is the most wholesome thing I've heard all year.
I like Daltos. I relate to him the most because he’s American. :)
Zoey just makes every video more adorable, y'know? I love how much she gets into her role as a kitty!
Keep up the great work, Zoey. You're so fun to watch!
12:12 Bouphe sounds like a Portal turret. Lol
The shark with arms and legs and the tail is something to behold
Always pretty happy when i see Zoey in the TTT image!
Lewis tries to poon EVERY time he is a traitor and he ALWAYS misses. It is so infuriating to watch
Zoey is either the Traitor or the Detective, no exceptions.
At 12:12 Bouphe sounds like a human GLaDOS
That fucking Advert at the end xD I did the dirtiest fucking laugh. Don't forget to watch the last few seconds, you won't be disappointed :')
Zoey is love, Zoey is life. All hail.
oh my god that spring sale ad. it feels like tom and barry's lovechild
Zoey is a treasure of humanity.
I dont mind the zombies one shot kill, infact I like it, I think they should bring it back, it was nice with it being OP and seeing them all turn to zombies, and seeing how they defended against them
Can we take a second to appreciate the intro song lined up perfectly with Lewis intro
Don't think there's a fort planning here but there is a fort manning which is close enough
Good joke by Rythian “Water world” what a world
That spring sale Lewis is the best! XD
The thing about bringing food to your new neighbors is definitely a thing especially in the south. It doesnt have to be pie but we definitely have a very food based culture. Explains the heart disease rate especially when mixed with our love of frying everything. (Seriously, our state fairs are centers of innovation for frying things that shouldnt be fried.)
I'm upset that they didn't ever say waterfowl when the chickens were being shot at them.
Blobby is truly the stuff of nightmares
Classic Zoey, paying zero attention to the conversation lol
As an Army boy, you nailed the voice, the three P's. Everything. Spot on. Good job Yogscast
Wow! they really got Elijah Wood to voice Lewis at the end?
The end advertisement was even more worth than the rest of the video!!
This episode was freaking bonkers