Dramatically Faking Your 'Retirement' For Clicks and Cash

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  • @Coffeezilla
    @Coffeezilla  4 ปีที่แล้ว +973

    If this video gets 500,000 views, I’m changing the channel banner to “KEEP IT RIGID”

    • @Roberto55manuelo
      @Roberto55manuelo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Better change it to STAY MOTIVATED!

    • @johndiengdoh4332
      @johndiengdoh4332 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Love you from India 🇮🇳

    • @jcmarquez5731
      @jcmarquez5731 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      someone screen shot this

    • @bingalz1
      @bingalz1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      If you didnt use a green screen, I would totally be making a keep it rigid neon sign for ya

    • @maxtvtvtv8623
      @maxtvtvtv8623 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      keep it ridgid, not rigid

  • @simplychaff1875
    @simplychaff1875 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1965

    It saddens me to write this, but I am retiring from commenting on Coffeezilla’s videos. It was a good ride, and I’ll miss each and every one of you fellow commenters. We built a wonderful community here. Also buy my course $199.

    • @kriketprayme
      @kriketprayme 4 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      Also buy my e-book for $29 (special 6.9% off on holiday season).

    • @reheyesd8666
      @reheyesd8666 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Also once you bought this, buy my 2000 dollar course called the easy millionaire

    • @jadekay08
      @jadekay08 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      And once you've bought this, buy my ELITE GUARANTEED MULTIBILLIONAIRE SYSTEM for only 400,000,000.99

    • @Anil75987
      @Anil75987 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      and once you bought this, watch my FREE webinar where I will teach you "how to be a trillionaire in 30 days" and will sell you a course for only $1997.99 (value of the course is more than 5 million dollars but I am selling it for only $1997.99). Don't forget to watch till the end of the webinar where I will give you a free gift and don't forget to put your email address in the form so that I can see you weekly emails reminding you to buy my bullshit course. Thanks!

    • @friendzoneband5197
      @friendzoneband5197 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Guys.. You're forgetting to end the prices of your courses with 7!! No

  • @jaioxung
    @jaioxung 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1063

    This sounds a lot like this local furniture store that's been having a "going out of business" sale for last 10 years.

    • @ryuzaki5491
      @ryuzaki5491 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Coffeezilla bruh what?

    • @williamkreth
      @williamkreth 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@ryuzaki5491 it's a bot bruh

    • @jungefrau
      @jungefrau 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Like the mattress store in my town that for 17 years has had a going out of business sale.

    • @ladyreverie7027
      @ladyreverie7027 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      All those Persian rug shops 😂

    • @jordanpowell2242
      @jordanpowell2242 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@jungefrau same two of em it’s been here since 1994 and has been having a “going out of Business sale” for the last 26 years and nobody paid attention to when it actually did go out of business because nobody bought into the fake sale

  • @jimmyhooks
    @jimmyhooks 4 ปีที่แล้ว +472

    The guy crying at his desk legitimately made me laugh 😂 pure comedy

    • @erasernox2611
      @erasernox2611 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      how can he even get red nose, that is pure talent lol

    • @MC_BRASS
      @MC_BRASS 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Incase you didn't know he was in Psycho Dad Shreds Video Games

    • @abccanada6248
      @abccanada6248 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@MC_BRASS he was the creator of it

    • @stankbonkman
      @stankbonkman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I mean. It’s fuckin mcjuggernuggets. Dude never made serious content. It was always comedy bits

  • @TodorescuProgramming
    @TodorescuProgramming 4 ปีที่แล้ว +350

    I'm sorry, I'm retiring from getting scammed... it was a great ride, thank you each and one of you fake gurus for taking every time my last money.

    • @xjayy1613
      @xjayy1613 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @Coffeezilla Ironic ... another fake guru. Lmao, you think he's going to fall for it again with that poor grammar?!

    • @mrdirexion
      @mrdirexion 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      lololololol

  • @Paralellex
    @Paralellex 4 ปีที่แล้ว +166

    Please note that you should go see a doctor if you're keeping it rigid for more than 4 hours.

    • @elbruces
      @elbruces 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Or your mom.

    • @elbruces
      @elbruces 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@CountingStars333
      Too late, I said it first.

  • @ChadKirk
    @ChadKirk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +309

    This is why TH-cam sucks now. It’s even less genuine than cable TV, because that’s what the platform encourages.

    • @Hunter_Bidens_Crackpipe_
      @Hunter_Bidens_Crackpipe_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Look at the trending page. Can't find anything in 2 out of 15 first vids that you could learn anything usable from in real life.

    • @julianocean1734
      @julianocean1734 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yes and that’s because if people, they follow blindly deceitful people and leave those with value. We should punish those ones by ignoring them on social media, unlike their video, leave a negative comment and eventually report them when it is possible... Billie is marketing, Kevin David, Logan and Jack Paul, Will Smith, Raw Kristina, Vitaly, Fouseytube, etc

    • @Football__Junkie
      @Football__Junkie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You gotta work to get out of that guru algorithm.
      I had a problem with those Reddit videos with the computer voice. I watched a couple and then it wouldn’t stop recommending them. I had to hit “not interested” over and over to get out of it

    • @RavenLotz
      @RavenLotz 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      It’s a scripted show. He wasn’t “faking” anything

    • @Ayasegaki
      @Ayasegaki 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Eh, society sucks now, everyone on social media is trying to sell you something, or sell their bodies, all for money and fame.

  • @PhilosophyofElivagar
    @PhilosophyofElivagar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    I think the fact that McJuggerNuggets has 4M subs and only 400k bothered to watch his "My Last Video on TH-cam", with almost half that watching his "I have returned" speaks to the complete lack of trust and (dare I say) care of his audience.
    Nothing against him per se, it just goes to show no matter if you're a scammer or not, no audience will tolerate either having their trust broken, or suspend their belief forever.

    • @Daidek
      @Daidek 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      lmao

    • @scoobydouche9991
      @scoobydouche9991 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Ending Psycho and confirming it was fake killed his channel

    • @PointsofData
      @PointsofData 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      It was a joke
      I'm pretty sure

    • @Daidek
      @Daidek 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@PointsofData This would be as they say, "Not a good look"

    • @PointsofData
      @PointsofData 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Daidek fair enough, I think it was funny tho. I've watched other TH-camrs who have done similar bits and their audience wasn't upset about it. So I guess it depends on the image/audience you curated beforehand.

  • @heroicbreak2952
    @heroicbreak2952 4 ปีที่แล้ว +275

    Omg you weren't wrong man, the 10mn studio looks sick at night. Very dope

    • @thejudgmentalcat
      @thejudgmentalcat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Straight outta Cyberpunk 2077

    • @axecapital1
      @axecapital1 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Green screen , but he got me in the about studio video for a moment .

    • @johnbog1143
      @johnbog1143 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@axecapital1 It's not a green screen

    • @ffoska
      @ffoska 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Can't stop watching that damn ceiling fan

    • @Brian-vs9sd
      @Brian-vs9sd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Not really dope... But definitely rigid and lit.

  • @stockstreamtwitch
    @stockstreamtwitch 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    "Keep it ridged, Stay Lit, and may your brain stay forever smooth." -Only $69

    • @Thelango99
      @Thelango99 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Coffeezilla Good try, but you don't have a checkmark.

  • @MindfulAttraction
    @MindfulAttraction 4 ปีที่แล้ว +578

    By the way guys, I'm retiring. I'm done being a fake guru. From today on I'm a real guru!

    • @Briae
      @Briae 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      😂😂😂

    • @blakasmurf
      @blakasmurf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ... Who eats Seafood! 😂

    • @dom7452
      @dom7452 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      lolol....epic bruh

    • @s3d17
      @s3d17 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You should do a fusion dance with Adrian Gee. 100% real guru.

    • @aris13pat1
      @aris13pat1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Noooooooooo! What about the women that want your advice on how to seduce men?

  • @MashZ
    @MashZ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +375

    I swear Marzia is the only youtuber who announced quitting youtube and actually followed through

    • @GioRob
      @GioRob 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Brackeys was the saddest by far for the whole coding/game development community th-cam.com/video/_73UBoDZDLo/w-d-xo.html

    • @Jupiturd01
      @Jupiturd01 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@GioRob I was just starting to forget that and then I read this comment....Thanks

    • @GioRob
      @GioRob 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@Jupiturd01 my apologies..

    • @annabanana7659
      @annabanana7659 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      And Jenna Marbles...

    • @speckylogic8435
      @speckylogic8435 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      What about filthy frank 😭

  • @FlemetAeton
    @FlemetAeton 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Ah! I remember when this was trendy. Anyways, I'm retiring from TH-cam. It was great to know all of you so personally. You mean the world to me.
    Now that that is off my chest, time to watch the next TH-cam video.

  • @ajthevillageidiot
    @ajthevillageidiot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Imagine signing off each email with 'keep it rigid'

    • @avocadolfhirsehiedler742
      @avocadolfhirsehiedler742 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Imagine trusting a guy to "make you rich" who signs off his emails with "keep it rigid"

    • @IncredibleIceCastle
      @IncredibleIceCastle 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      A Pfizer coop right infringement lawsuit is going to be filed in 3...2...q

    • @avocadolfhirsehiedler742
      @avocadolfhirsehiedler742 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Coffeezilla lolwut

    • @skylargray5642
      @skylargray5642 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dude his last name is Ridgway. That’s the whole point of the rigid tagline.

  • @MindfulAttraction
    @MindfulAttraction 4 ปีที่แล้ว +315

    By the way Seafood, I expect an investigation as to how you were able to afford a $10 million studio. Something's up, am i the only one? 🤔🤔🤔

    • @Paralellex
      @Paralellex 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Honestly it's easy. You just gotta go to one of those guys that offer 20% ROI per month, put down 1,000 dollars, and wait a year.

    • @pritalbamnodkar2620
      @pritalbamnodkar2620 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      He has the access to the Multi Billionaire Trillionaire Mastermind Secrets Masterclass.

    • @chongahloi69
      @chongahloi69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      You look like a fake guru

    • @aris13pat1
      @aris13pat1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @Gunnar No he is a scammer. He has no videos uploaded. We should report him. Check him.

    • @ministeriodamotivacao
      @ministeriodamotivacao 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @fbi

  • @OfficerBaker1
    @OfficerBaker1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    The ad with the guy with the broke arms literally was the mid roll ad in this video just now. 🤣🤣

    • @AkhileshJalakanta
      @AkhileshJalakanta 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah 😂 as if “keep it rigid” wasn’t enough !!

    • @hawkie2216
      @hawkie2216 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I saw that lmaoo this dude such a clown, “retiring” for 4 months

    • @OfficerBaker1
      @OfficerBaker1 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Coffeezilla Not sure how to take your comment, it wasn’t throwing shade at you, I just thought it was funny that the guy is still running that same ad when he “only had 2 stores left” forever ago lol. 🤷🏾‍♂️

  • @tjsbbi
    @tjsbbi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    I've not made a TH-cam video yet but after watching this I'm inspired to make my first one a retirement video.

  • @TechRally
    @TechRally 4 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    Coffee Break is retiring
    1 month later: Coffeezilla!

  • @F_L_U_X
    @F_L_U_X 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    I grow a little bitter with each video...The truth hurts, but I'm glad I'm not walking around close-minded.

    • @randomdude3646
      @randomdude3646 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Good, good... Let the hate flow through you

  • @KrisFjord
    @KrisFjord 4 ปีที่แล้ว +183

    How do these people sleep with themselves at night
    Cringey asf

  • @pote.
    @pote. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    5:15
    Imagine if he said “to smash like & subscribe” LOL

  • @subliminalslowmo
    @subliminalslowmo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    On the next episode of Marketing Scams: "Hey guys... So as you can see, I'm on my deathbed....."

    • @neogranzon1980
      @neogranzon1980 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      On the next next episode of Marketing Scams:
      "Hey guys I'm cured, it's a miracle!"

    • @afrohealer
      @afrohealer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@neogranzon1980 and in this short video .. i will sell you the miracle cure for only 49.87 lol

    • @bricktop.
      @bricktop. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      tai Lopez : " here on my deathbed in the Hollywood hills."

  • @McJuggerNuggets
    @McJuggerNuggets 4 ปีที่แล้ว +151

    I came back from my retirement over the last 4 days to comment on this video. I’m lacking the words to really convey how I’m feeling...I don’t want to have to say this, but I think you forgot...
    to KEEP IT RiDGiD.

    • @Coffeezilla
      @Coffeezilla  4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    • @neil2153
      @neil2153 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Damn never been so early

    • @Brian-vs9sd
      @Brian-vs9sd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Oh right... It's the two lowercase i's. That's what really makes it. Now I'm sold. @coffezilla you mean LiT.

    • @mouinemhb4960
      @mouinemhb4960 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Coffeezilla ok....

    • @123sleepygamer
      @123sleepygamer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      This man is straight trolling AND taking to the face. I can respect it, no lie.

  • @seingrams1299
    @seingrams1299 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Hey Coffee thanks for the studio. Studio at night is beyond great! So eye relaxing I could watch it all night! It made this video way more enjoyable! I would definitely recommend that you do your favorite vids on the night mode!

  • @noahcunningham3166
    @noahcunningham3166 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I just got an add from one of these guys(8:00) on your video😂😂😂. A guy said he was retiring and that if you give him $20 he’ll give you a a ecomerce store

  • @urielstamelman8
    @urielstamelman8 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    How is your studio so coooool . That's some of the best 3d work I've ever seen😌

  • @andydataguy
    @andydataguy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I love your videos brother! I've been watching since you were in the 10k subs and I've got to say.. This is thebest video you've ever made!! I LOVED the style you did with the editing, the story, the examples, everything. Thank you for the inspiration and for keeping it real!

  • @Paul1miller1
    @Paul1miller1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    I'm literally returning from the dead, to tell you. That I'm quitting and giving you all my shit .. for a price... then I'll be dead again.

  • @jasonthejazzman8521
    @jasonthejazzman8521 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Watching this video now in the current wave of "I'm leaving TH-cam..." clickbait videos is just *chef's kiss*

  • @nefwaenre
    @nefwaenre 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    The only person who said they'll retire and actually retired is Jenna Marbles and i'm sad that i didn't get to watch her early enough. :(

  • @sinbadddx
    @sinbadddx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I’ve literally been waiting for a new video for soooo long thanks dude

  • @1Rot
    @1Rot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I feel like some people just want to believe. I've had to convince my sister recently that a course she was going to buy was a scam and I realized there is nothing I can do about it. I showed their evidence and everything else but no, I'm just a hater.

  • @jaywrightesq.7730
    @jaywrightesq.7730 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    I had never heard of the Billy guy, then kept getting spammed with messages about his retirement and his generous goodbye gift for me.
    I'm glad to see that I'm getting better at spotting the scammers!

  • @conspiracyman8353
    @conspiracyman8353 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    That last guy didn't even have a skiing accident - he just had sore wrists from keeping it rigid.

  • @JOONEOR
    @JOONEOR 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Freaking awesome to see someone finally talk about this pathetic behavior by TH-camrs, or "social influencers". Jesus Christ. Cringe infinity.

  • @Cuttatv
    @Cuttatv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Omg, @Coffeezilla so glad you finally made a video on this because I saw a cringe marketer talking about how he's retiring and selling his business after breaking every bone in his body from a skiing accident.

  • @TreasuresNetworks
    @TreasuresNetworks 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Omg. I was going to tell you about the broken arms guy. You are on top of it.

  • @avocadolfhirsehiedler742
    @avocadolfhirsehiedler742 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Fake retirements are generally a problem on social media and always were a quick and easy attention grabber in the entertainment industry.

  • @Tay675
    @Tay675 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "I'm not a professional, I'm a day trader" such a clean phrase

  • @nothertreeinbox
    @nothertreeinbox 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    It's the same thing as a store doing a "going out off business sale" then getting "new ownership". It's called liquidation

  • @suyashwaghmare3911
    @suyashwaghmare3911 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    "Why are so many youtubers retiring"
    There you go 1million views title

  • @Kevin._.Sanchez
    @Kevin._.Sanchez 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The only retirement and comeback that I never saw coming was Seananners. He disappeared from his channel, occasionally coming out in other people's videos, but didn't upload photos or anything for a WHILE. Then he came back like nothing. His was acceptable since he technically never said he was retiring

  • @21April853BC
    @21April853BC 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I’ve seen the same Asian owned furniture store in my military town go out of business several times. It’s either new management or a new order who wants to sell out of everything. They have never closed the actual physical store.

  • @smartwaylifestyle8732
    @smartwaylifestyle8732 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    😂😂😂 Max's ad showed up in the middle of this video while you were talking about it!!!

  • @intergalacticdegengypsy6135
    @intergalacticdegengypsy6135 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "Keep it rigid, stay lit" proceeds to cry which is neither rigid or lit (I think I'm not actually too sure what he meant)

  • @KarstenPHT
    @KarstenPHT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    i love the night time look of the office. it just looks so much more appealing

  • @jerrysterling4432
    @jerrysterling4432 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    It's amazing how these people become so self absorbed

  • @truth.speaker
    @truth.speaker 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    The $10,000,000 studio is looking good man 👍
    do you sell a course so I can make it like you?

  • @matthewstahler6525
    @matthewstahler6525 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    When he said "Wanna get a closeup" my instinctual thought was, "Man I wanna punch that guy in the face." Don't even know why...

  • @twilightdream1000
    @twilightdream1000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    There’s this young dude who says he is “retiring “ for five months because he was involved in a ski accident and couldn’t use his hands. He shows pictures of him in the hospital. So I went to his site and I was going to buy one of his start up businesses for $19.95. He said there was only 2 left and I had only 1 hour to make a decision. But after seeing a couple of you videos, I decided to try something. I waited for a couple of days and then I went back to his site. It said the same thing-only two left and I only had 1 hour to make a decision. 🤔
    Edit: Damn! I should have watched the video in its entirety cause the guy I was talking about was the last one you were talking about!

    • @ikhan5369
      @ikhan5369 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeaa i just saw his ad few minutes ago...

  • @jacobgrum
    @jacobgrum 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I saw that Max ad with the broken arms weeks ago and I was just waiting for you to cover it 😂😂😂😂😂 finally happened

  • @zeronamagem8617
    @zeronamagem8617 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Yo bro i have to say your audio level mixing is way better than before. In previous videos sometimes your sound effects would blast my headphones but now even the BRRR wasnt jarring. Good job!

  • @rayray117
    @rayray117 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I am scared to go on TH-cam now as all ads are now scams telling me I can make a million in a week.

  • @gregsomebody7247
    @gregsomebody7247 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    New studio is looking glorious if I may say so myself. Another excellent video, good sir.

  • @garrettcochran9169
    @garrettcochran9169 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    ‘Keep it rigid’
    you know the mental state one millisecond before crying your eyes out

  • @guadabuoy
    @guadabuoy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I had penis dysfunction, but then I heard Juggie give me the tip of my lifetime. Keep it rigid. Now I'm more rigid than ever. Thank you! And stay rigid!

  • @Khiladi_99
    @Khiladi_99 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Idk what I'll do if coffeezilla ever makes a retirement video!

  • @de-stresswithjosh8364
    @de-stresswithjosh8364 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I got a good chuckle out of the last guy. I saw this ad and thought the same thing: dude, you can make videos and your team does most of the work. So, this is a pitch 100% as he's basically doing the kind of work he'd need to do to get those stores rolling to sell this product.

  • @ChristCenteredIronworks
    @ChristCenteredIronworks 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Oh my Lord I love this channel! 😭😭😭 keep it rigid 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @hgm8337
    @hgm8337 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This should be compulsory viewing for all fake guru marketing subscribers

  • @ricky4665
    @ricky4665 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That's it. I'm done. I'm retiring from watching these silly Coffeezilla videos... for the day.
    I'll start binging watching again during the weekend.

  • @ryanhartigan
    @ryanhartigan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This is unbearable but thank you for putting it together 🤦‍♂️

  • @sensi59
    @sensi59 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Oh my god ! The last guy was soooo dramatic 😂 that dude showed up in my ads and I searched for him on this channel
    2 days later.... coffeezilla is on it 😂

  • @kylebroussard5952
    @kylebroussard5952 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "When you retire from TH-cam the view counter really goes"
    *BRRRRRRRRR*

  • @Reuter951
    @Reuter951 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The coffeezilla theme song is fire. Needs to come back ASAP

  • @atabreh
    @atabreh 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    8:27 orochimaru got his hands sealed by hiruzen

  • @tziirkq
    @tziirkq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Phony "I am retiring youtube" videos are incredibly cringey. People back in the day used to at least fake their own death on forums.

    • @4zap7
      @4zap7 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Those were the best

  • @Trenperor
    @Trenperor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Used to watch that Mcjugger guy when I was like 12-14. So crazy how ur eyes open as u grow older and u can see things clearly.

  • @optionmonkey
    @optionmonkey 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    😂 you’re a genius. Love what you’re doing with this series.

    • @optionmonkey
      @optionmonkey 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Coffeezilla 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

  • @TortoiseCashFlow
    @TortoiseCashFlow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Nice video, I was hoping you would talk about that last guy. I've been seeing him for a month or so and I'm like if there's only two stores to sell that's only 40 bucks, running these ads for a month or so is going to cost a lot more than 40 bucks lmao

  • @LunaLighthouse
    @LunaLighthouse 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    “Keep it riddged” that can be ruffle chips slogan.

  • @lois081073
    @lois081073 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I discovered your channel about a week ago and wait enthusiastically for new uploads.🏵️

  • @Dell88music
    @Dell88music 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I'm old, so I remember 20 years ago when all of the old rock musicians were doing this, but with their "farewell" tours. They'd say it's gonna be their last one, and it was always their most lucrative tour.
    Flash forward to now, and some of those guys are STILL touring to this day.😂

  • @AnimatedMotionPencilStudios
    @AnimatedMotionPencilStudios 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thanks for the laugh around the 2:50 - 6:37 mark. I haven’t had a good laugh like that in a long while.

  • @TimidTortoise1988
    @TimidTortoise1988 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Man these dudes have no shame at all. I’m embarrassed for these scumbags.

  • @REALLYINFINITE
    @REALLYINFINITE 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Yooooooooooo zilla I appreciate you !! You saved me at least 50,0000 $$$$ from your first video to this one fam!

  • @karankothari1725
    @karankothari1725 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    If only i had found your channel earlier, i would have become a Chartered Accountant by now .
    i WASTED a lot of my time too on these fake gurus

  • @anonymeister123
    @anonymeister123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    McJuggernutz made it quite clear that he's an actor, and tries to blur the lines between reality and fiction to the point where people aren't sure if it's real. Generally when he says something isn't for the series, it's the opposite lol

    • @idonystudios
      @idonystudios 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Glad someone’s saying this

  • @jerryvinson-yh2bp
    @jerryvinson-yh2bp ปีที่แล้ว +1

    When you are able to match his performance in the closet near the end of the psycho dad series , then you you can criticize him.

  • @TheMasterfulcreator
    @TheMasterfulcreator 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Every time I've ever seen a youtube video titled anything like 'my last video' or 'i'm quitting youtube' they always have many many more videos after up until the present date.

  • @HouseOfTrades
    @HouseOfTrades 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    3 times in a row, Quantum Code scam is back and live on your videos. Amazing ... looks like u’r a magnet for scammers :)))).

  • @ALSPEHEIR
    @ALSPEHEIR 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    -Keep it rigid.
    Made me floppy.

  • @ElongatedMusket
    @ElongatedMusket 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    So glad you covered that Max I've been getting ads from him for a couple weeks now

  • @andysorensen1737
    @andysorensen1737 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You know that gif of MJ laughing at the tablet in Last Dance? The perfect use of it is him laughing at this given he’s also the 🐐 at the “retirement” game too.

  • @adamofblastworks1517
    @adamofblastworks1517 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "... retiring from e-commerce... for 4-5 months."

    • @grestradah8863
      @grestradah8863 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Glad you brought that cringey crap up

  • @victorp647
    @victorp647 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I’ve seen that Max ad 100 times in the last month. Saw right thru the bs🤦🏾‍♂️😂😂😂

  • @HarshReality1
    @HarshReality1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hello from india brother! I just saw your full playlist on TH-cam.... from 4 days i have binged watched your videos

  • @thepixelcatcher
    @thepixelcatcher 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The close-up was required so viewers could witness whats-his-face drinking his own tears. These scammers are pretty disgusting. Not an ounce of shame between the lot.

  • @jonwho4231
    @jonwho4231 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    These youtubers and their leaving is like a toxic ex thats keeps coming back and back

  • @justmechano4843
    @justmechano4843 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    All I have to say is "Be Rigid"

  • @briann7482
    @briann7482 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The ‘broken arms’ ad came on after the video.....just letting it run while looking in the comments section 😂

  • @mostawesomestnamever
    @mostawesomestnamever 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I would like to announce, with a heavy heart, that as of this weekend, I will be retiring. It's been a long road, and I've been happy to have you by my side. But the tread is wearing thin, and it's time to re-tire my Lambo. The rubber that wraps this chrome isn't cheap, but the blessed PPP loans will carry us through. Thank you everyone, drive safe.

  • @SsTorpedo
    @SsTorpedo 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is is super entertaining! Thanks for making this!

  • @abelkjohn
    @abelkjohn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Nice office brooo!! but wheres the lambo?😂😍

  • @GarrettOHara
    @GarrettOHara 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I saw this Maxim guy’s retirement thing in an ad, and I was like, “How do you give away a brand?” You just made up some name and logo for something? Oh look, I have a brand. It’s called...uh...Thomas Jefferson Plumbing. Yeah, it’s totally not like other plumbing brands.
    And who announces his retirement...IN AN AD??

  • @noahkail5066
    @noahkail5066 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Never trust a man who sets up a camera, and THEN starts crying.

  • @jmeru7673
    @jmeru7673 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    When I first saw that maxim ad I knew that coffee would have a blast with it

  • @Seekingtruth-mx3ur
    @Seekingtruth-mx3ur 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    TH-cam,where all the con-man and scammers hang out.

  • @VinelandVinny
    @VinelandVinny 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    OH MY GOD I JUST GOT THE SAME AD FROM THE KID WITH THE BROKEN ARMS BEFORE I EVEN GOT TO THAT PART IN YOUR VIDEO

  • @christopherbailey3406
    @christopherbailey3406 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    You've hit the jackpot with these going into retirement and coming out from retirement speedrun videos.

    • @hommefataltaemin
      @hommefataltaemin 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Retirement speedrun is a wonderful phrase 😂😂