It saddens me to write this, but I am retiring from commenting on Coffeezilla’s videos. It was a good ride, and I’ll miss each and every one of you fellow commenters. We built a wonderful community here. Also buy my course $199.
and once you bought this, watch my FREE webinar where I will teach you "how to be a trillionaire in 30 days" and will sell you a course for only $1997.99 (value of the course is more than 5 million dollars but I am selling it for only $1997.99). Don't forget to watch till the end of the webinar where I will give you a free gift and don't forget to put your email address in the form so that I can see you weekly emails reminding you to buy my bullshit course. Thanks!
@@jungefrau same two of em it’s been here since 1994 and has been having a “going out of Business sale” for the last 26 years and nobody paid attention to when it actually did go out of business because nobody bought into the fake sale
Yes and that’s because if people, they follow blindly deceitful people and leave those with value. We should punish those ones by ignoring them on social media, unlike their video, leave a negative comment and eventually report them when it is possible... Billie is marketing, Kevin David, Logan and Jack Paul, Will Smith, Raw Kristina, Vitaly, Fouseytube, etc
You gotta work to get out of that guru algorithm. I had a problem with those Reddit videos with the computer voice. I watched a couple and then it wouldn’t stop recommending them. I had to hit “not interested” over and over to get out of it
I think the fact that McJuggerNuggets has 4M subs and only 400k bothered to watch his "My Last Video on TH-cam", with almost half that watching his "I have returned" speaks to the complete lack of trust and (dare I say) care of his audience. Nothing against him per se, it just goes to show no matter if you're a scammer or not, no audience will tolerate either having their trust broken, or suspend their belief forever.
@@Daidek fair enough, I think it was funny tho. I've watched other TH-camrs who have done similar bits and their audience wasn't upset about it. So I guess it depends on the image/audience you curated beforehand.
Ah! I remember when this was trendy. Anyways, I'm retiring from TH-cam. It was great to know all of you so personally. You mean the world to me. Now that that is off my chest, time to watch the next TH-cam video.
@Coffeezilla Not sure how to take your comment, it wasn’t throwing shade at you, I just thought it was funny that the guy is still running that same ad when he “only had 2 stores left” forever ago lol. 🤷🏾♂️
I came back from my retirement over the last 4 days to comment on this video. I’m lacking the words to really convey how I’m feeling...I don’t want to have to say this, but I think you forgot... to KEEP IT RiDGiD.
Hey Coffee thanks for the studio. Studio at night is beyond great! So eye relaxing I could watch it all night! It made this video way more enjoyable! I would definitely recommend that you do your favorite vids on the night mode!
I just got an add from one of these guys(8:00) on your video😂😂😂. A guy said he was retiring and that if you give him $20 he’ll give you a a ecomerce store
I love your videos brother! I've been watching since you were in the 10k subs and I've got to say.. This is thebest video you've ever made!! I LOVED the style you did with the editing, the story, the examples, everything. Thank you for the inspiration and for keeping it real!
I feel like some people just want to believe. I've had to convince my sister recently that a course she was going to buy was a scam and I realized there is nothing I can do about it. I showed their evidence and everything else but no, I'm just a hater.
I had never heard of the Billy guy, then kept getting spammed with messages about his retirement and his generous goodbye gift for me. I'm glad to see that I'm getting better at spotting the scammers!
Omg, @Coffeezilla so glad you finally made a video on this because I saw a cringe marketer talking about how he's retiring and selling his business after breaking every bone in his body from a skiing accident.
The only retirement and comeback that I never saw coming was Seananners. He disappeared from his channel, occasionally coming out in other people's videos, but didn't upload photos or anything for a WHILE. Then he came back like nothing. His was acceptable since he technically never said he was retiring
I’ve seen the same Asian owned furniture store in my military town go out of business several times. It’s either new management or a new order who wants to sell out of everything. They have never closed the actual physical store.
There’s this young dude who says he is “retiring “ for five months because he was involved in a ski accident and couldn’t use his hands. He shows pictures of him in the hospital. So I went to his site and I was going to buy one of his start up businesses for $19.95. He said there was only 2 left and I had only 1 hour to make a decision. But after seeing a couple of you videos, I decided to try something. I waited for a couple of days and then I went back to his site. It said the same thing-only two left and I only had 1 hour to make a decision. 🤔 Edit: Damn! I should have watched the video in its entirety cause the guy I was talking about was the last one you were talking about!
Yo bro i have to say your audio level mixing is way better than before. In previous videos sometimes your sound effects would blast my headphones but now even the BRRR wasnt jarring. Good job!
I had penis dysfunction, but then I heard Juggie give me the tip of my lifetime. Keep it rigid. Now I'm more rigid than ever. Thank you! And stay rigid!
I got a good chuckle out of the last guy. I saw this ad and thought the same thing: dude, you can make videos and your team does most of the work. So, this is a pitch 100% as he's basically doing the kind of work he'd need to do to get those stores rolling to sell this product.
Oh my god ! The last guy was soooo dramatic 😂 that dude showed up in my ads and I searched for him on this channel 2 days later.... coffeezilla is on it 😂
Nice video, I was hoping you would talk about that last guy. I've been seeing him for a month or so and I'm like if there's only two stores to sell that's only 40 bucks, running these ads for a month or so is going to cost a lot more than 40 bucks lmao
I'm old, so I remember 20 years ago when all of the old rock musicians were doing this, but with their "farewell" tours. They'd say it's gonna be their last one, and it was always their most lucrative tour. Flash forward to now, and some of those guys are STILL touring to this day.😂
McJuggernutz made it quite clear that he's an actor, and tries to blur the lines between reality and fiction to the point where people aren't sure if it's real. Generally when he says something isn't for the series, it's the opposite lol
Every time I've ever seen a youtube video titled anything like 'my last video' or 'i'm quitting youtube' they always have many many more videos after up until the present date.
You know that gif of MJ laughing at the tablet in Last Dance? The perfect use of it is him laughing at this given he’s also the 🐐 at the “retirement” game too.
The close-up was required so viewers could witness whats-his-face drinking his own tears. These scammers are pretty disgusting. Not an ounce of shame between the lot.
I would like to announce, with a heavy heart, that as of this weekend, I will be retiring. It's been a long road, and I've been happy to have you by my side. But the tread is wearing thin, and it's time to re-tire my Lambo. The rubber that wraps this chrome isn't cheap, but the blessed PPP loans will carry us through. Thank you everyone, drive safe.
I saw this Maxim guy’s retirement thing in an ad, and I was like, “How do you give away a brand?” You just made up some name and logo for something? Oh look, I have a brand. It’s called...uh...Thomas Jefferson Plumbing. Yeah, it’s totally not like other plumbing brands. And who announces his retirement...IN AN AD??
If this video gets 500,000 views, I’m changing the channel banner to “KEEP IT RIGID”
Better change it to STAY MOTIVATED!
Love you from India 🇮🇳
someone screen shot this
If you didnt use a green screen, I would totally be making a keep it rigid neon sign for ya
keep it ridgid, not rigid
It saddens me to write this, but I am retiring from commenting on Coffeezilla’s videos. It was a good ride, and I’ll miss each and every one of you fellow commenters. We built a wonderful community here. Also buy my course $199.
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Guys.. You're forgetting to end the prices of your courses with 7!! No
This sounds a lot like this local furniture store that's been having a "going out of business" sale for last 10 years.
@Coffeezilla bruh what?
@@ryuzaki5491 it's a bot bruh
Like the mattress store in my town that for 17 years has had a going out of business sale.
All those Persian rug shops 😂
@@jungefrau same two of em it’s been here since 1994 and has been having a “going out of Business sale” for the last 26 years and nobody paid attention to when it actually did go out of business because nobody bought into the fake sale
The guy crying at his desk legitimately made me laugh 😂 pure comedy
how can he even get red nose, that is pure talent lol
Incase you didn't know he was in Psycho Dad Shreds Video Games
@@MC_BRASS he was the creator of it
I mean. It’s fuckin mcjuggernuggets. Dude never made serious content. It was always comedy bits
I'm sorry, I'm retiring from getting scammed... it was a great ride, thank you each and one of you fake gurus for taking every time my last money.
@Coffeezilla Ironic ... another fake guru. Lmao, you think he's going to fall for it again with that poor grammar?!
lololololol
Please note that you should go see a doctor if you're keeping it rigid for more than 4 hours.
Or your mom.
@@CountingStars333
Too late, I said it first.
This is why TH-cam sucks now. It’s even less genuine than cable TV, because that’s what the platform encourages.
Look at the trending page. Can't find anything in 2 out of 15 first vids that you could learn anything usable from in real life.
Yes and that’s because if people, they follow blindly deceitful people and leave those with value. We should punish those ones by ignoring them on social media, unlike their video, leave a negative comment and eventually report them when it is possible... Billie is marketing, Kevin David, Logan and Jack Paul, Will Smith, Raw Kristina, Vitaly, Fouseytube, etc
You gotta work to get out of that guru algorithm.
I had a problem with those Reddit videos with the computer voice. I watched a couple and then it wouldn’t stop recommending them. I had to hit “not interested” over and over to get out of it
It’s a scripted show. He wasn’t “faking” anything
Eh, society sucks now, everyone on social media is trying to sell you something, or sell their bodies, all for money and fame.
I think the fact that McJuggerNuggets has 4M subs and only 400k bothered to watch his "My Last Video on TH-cam", with almost half that watching his "I have returned" speaks to the complete lack of trust and (dare I say) care of his audience.
Nothing against him per se, it just goes to show no matter if you're a scammer or not, no audience will tolerate either having their trust broken, or suspend their belief forever.
lmao
Ending Psycho and confirming it was fake killed his channel
It was a joke
I'm pretty sure
@@PointsofData This would be as they say, "Not a good look"
@@Daidek fair enough, I think it was funny tho. I've watched other TH-camrs who have done similar bits and their audience wasn't upset about it. So I guess it depends on the image/audience you curated beforehand.
Omg you weren't wrong man, the 10mn studio looks sick at night. Very dope
Straight outta Cyberpunk 2077
Green screen , but he got me in the about studio video for a moment .
@@axecapital1 It's not a green screen
Can't stop watching that damn ceiling fan
Not really dope... But definitely rigid and lit.
"Keep it ridged, Stay Lit, and may your brain stay forever smooth." -Only $69
@Coffeezilla Good try, but you don't have a checkmark.
By the way guys, I'm retiring. I'm done being a fake guru. From today on I'm a real guru!
😂😂😂
... Who eats Seafood! 😂
lolol....epic bruh
You should do a fusion dance with Adrian Gee. 100% real guru.
Noooooooooo! What about the women that want your advice on how to seduce men?
I swear Marzia is the only youtuber who announced quitting youtube and actually followed through
Brackeys was the saddest by far for the whole coding/game development community th-cam.com/video/_73UBoDZDLo/w-d-xo.html
@@GioRob I was just starting to forget that and then I read this comment....Thanks
@@Jupiturd01 my apologies..
And Jenna Marbles...
What about filthy frank 😭
Ah! I remember when this was trendy. Anyways, I'm retiring from TH-cam. It was great to know all of you so personally. You mean the world to me.
Now that that is off my chest, time to watch the next TH-cam video.
Imagine signing off each email with 'keep it rigid'
Imagine trusting a guy to "make you rich" who signs off his emails with "keep it rigid"
A Pfizer coop right infringement lawsuit is going to be filed in 3...2...q
@Coffeezilla lolwut
Dude his last name is Ridgway. That’s the whole point of the rigid tagline.
By the way Seafood, I expect an investigation as to how you were able to afford a $10 million studio. Something's up, am i the only one? 🤔🤔🤔
Honestly it's easy. You just gotta go to one of those guys that offer 20% ROI per month, put down 1,000 dollars, and wait a year.
He has the access to the Multi Billionaire Trillionaire Mastermind Secrets Masterclass.
You look like a fake guru
@Gunnar No he is a scammer. He has no videos uploaded. We should report him. Check him.
@fbi
The ad with the guy with the broke arms literally was the mid roll ad in this video just now. 🤣🤣
Yeah 😂 as if “keep it rigid” wasn’t enough !!
I saw that lmaoo this dude such a clown, “retiring” for 4 months
@Coffeezilla Not sure how to take your comment, it wasn’t throwing shade at you, I just thought it was funny that the guy is still running that same ad when he “only had 2 stores left” forever ago lol. 🤷🏾♂️
I've not made a TH-cam video yet but after watching this I'm inspired to make my first one a retirement video.
Coffee Break is retiring
1 month later: Coffeezilla!
Lol
I grow a little bitter with each video...The truth hurts, but I'm glad I'm not walking around close-minded.
Good, good... Let the hate flow through you
How do these people sleep with themselves at night
Cringey asf
Dey like politicans
Dey dont care
Ps: some mental illness
Scammers crush their consciences
5:15
Imagine if he said “to smash like & subscribe” LOL
I went back for the second time and it got me
I thought he was gonna say that
On the next episode of Marketing Scams: "Hey guys... So as you can see, I'm on my deathbed....."
On the next next episode of Marketing Scams:
"Hey guys I'm cured, it's a miracle!"
@@neogranzon1980 and in this short video .. i will sell you the miracle cure for only 49.87 lol
tai Lopez : " here on my deathbed in the Hollywood hills."
I came back from my retirement over the last 4 days to comment on this video. I’m lacking the words to really convey how I’m feeling...I don’t want to have to say this, but I think you forgot...
to KEEP IT RiDGiD.
Damn never been so early
Oh right... It's the two lowercase i's. That's what really makes it. Now I'm sold. @coffezilla you mean LiT.
@@Coffeezilla ok....
This man is straight trolling AND taking to the face. I can respect it, no lie.
Hey Coffee thanks for the studio. Studio at night is beyond great! So eye relaxing I could watch it all night! It made this video way more enjoyable! I would definitely recommend that you do your favorite vids on the night mode!
I just got an add from one of these guys(8:00) on your video😂😂😂. A guy said he was retiring and that if you give him $20 he’ll give you a a ecomerce store
How is your studio so coooool . That's some of the best 3d work I've ever seen😌
I love your videos brother! I've been watching since you were in the 10k subs and I've got to say.. This is thebest video you've ever made!! I LOVED the style you did with the editing, the story, the examples, everything. Thank you for the inspiration and for keeping it real!
I'm literally returning from the dead, to tell you. That I'm quitting and giving you all my shit .. for a price... then I'll be dead again.
Watching this video now in the current wave of "I'm leaving TH-cam..." clickbait videos is just *chef's kiss*
The only person who said they'll retire and actually retired is Jenna Marbles and i'm sad that i didn't get to watch her early enough. :(
F
Also Marzia
Who?
so you never gonna watch her early vids? Omg. omg
I’ve literally been waiting for a new video for soooo long thanks dude
I feel like some people just want to believe. I've had to convince my sister recently that a course she was going to buy was a scam and I realized there is nothing I can do about it. I showed their evidence and everything else but no, I'm just a hater.
I had never heard of the Billy guy, then kept getting spammed with messages about his retirement and his generous goodbye gift for me.
I'm glad to see that I'm getting better at spotting the scammers!
That last guy didn't even have a skiing accident - he just had sore wrists from keeping it rigid.
Freaking awesome to see someone finally talk about this pathetic behavior by TH-camrs, or "social influencers". Jesus Christ. Cringe infinity.
Omg, @Coffeezilla so glad you finally made a video on this because I saw a cringe marketer talking about how he's retiring and selling his business after breaking every bone in his body from a skiing accident.
Omg. I was going to tell you about the broken arms guy. You are on top of it.
Fake retirements are generally a problem on social media and always were a quick and easy attention grabber in the entertainment industry.
"I'm not a professional, I'm a day trader" such a clean phrase
It's the same thing as a store doing a "going out off business sale" then getting "new ownership". It's called liquidation
"Why are so many youtubers retiring"
There you go 1million views title
The only retirement and comeback that I never saw coming was Seananners. He disappeared from his channel, occasionally coming out in other people's videos, but didn't upload photos or anything for a WHILE. Then he came back like nothing. His was acceptable since he technically never said he was retiring
I’ve seen the same Asian owned furniture store in my military town go out of business several times. It’s either new management or a new order who wants to sell out of everything. They have never closed the actual physical store.
😂😂😂 Max's ad showed up in the middle of this video while you were talking about it!!!
"Keep it rigid, stay lit" proceeds to cry which is neither rigid or lit (I think I'm not actually too sure what he meant)
i love the night time look of the office. it just looks so much more appealing
It's amazing how these people become so self absorbed
The $10,000,000 studio is looking good man 👍
do you sell a course so I can make it like you?
When he said "Wanna get a closeup" my instinctual thought was, "Man I wanna punch that guy in the face." Don't even know why...
There’s this young dude who says he is “retiring “ for five months because he was involved in a ski accident and couldn’t use his hands. He shows pictures of him in the hospital. So I went to his site and I was going to buy one of his start up businesses for $19.95. He said there was only 2 left and I had only 1 hour to make a decision. But after seeing a couple of you videos, I decided to try something. I waited for a couple of days and then I went back to his site. It said the same thing-only two left and I only had 1 hour to make a decision. 🤔
Edit: Damn! I should have watched the video in its entirety cause the guy I was talking about was the last one you were talking about!
Yeaa i just saw his ad few minutes ago...
I saw that Max ad with the broken arms weeks ago and I was just waiting for you to cover it 😂😂😂😂😂 finally happened
Yo bro i have to say your audio level mixing is way better than before. In previous videos sometimes your sound effects would blast my headphones but now even the BRRR wasnt jarring. Good job!
I am scared to go on TH-cam now as all ads are now scams telling me I can make a million in a week.
New studio is looking glorious if I may say so myself. Another excellent video, good sir.
‘Keep it rigid’
you know the mental state one millisecond before crying your eyes out
I had penis dysfunction, but then I heard Juggie give me the tip of my lifetime. Keep it rigid. Now I'm more rigid than ever. Thank you! And stay rigid!
Idk what I'll do if coffeezilla ever makes a retirement video!
I got a good chuckle out of the last guy. I saw this ad and thought the same thing: dude, you can make videos and your team does most of the work. So, this is a pitch 100% as he's basically doing the kind of work he'd need to do to get those stores rolling to sell this product.
Oh my Lord I love this channel! 😭😭😭 keep it rigid 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
This should be compulsory viewing for all fake guru marketing subscribers
That's it. I'm done. I'm retiring from watching these silly Coffeezilla videos... for the day.
I'll start binging watching again during the weekend.
This is unbearable but thank you for putting it together 🤦♂️
Oh my god ! The last guy was soooo dramatic 😂 that dude showed up in my ads and I searched for him on this channel
2 days later.... coffeezilla is on it 😂
"When you retire from TH-cam the view counter really goes"
*BRRRRRRRRR*
The coffeezilla theme song is fire. Needs to come back ASAP
8:27 orochimaru got his hands sealed by hiruzen
Phony "I am retiring youtube" videos are incredibly cringey. People back in the day used to at least fake their own death on forums.
Those were the best
Used to watch that Mcjugger guy when I was like 12-14. So crazy how ur eyes open as u grow older and u can see things clearly.
😂 you’re a genius. Love what you’re doing with this series.
@Coffeezilla 🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️
Nice video, I was hoping you would talk about that last guy. I've been seeing him for a month or so and I'm like if there's only two stores to sell that's only 40 bucks, running these ads for a month or so is going to cost a lot more than 40 bucks lmao
“Keep it riddged” that can be ruffle chips slogan.
I discovered your channel about a week ago and wait enthusiastically for new uploads.🏵️
I'm old, so I remember 20 years ago when all of the old rock musicians were doing this, but with their "farewell" tours. They'd say it's gonna be their last one, and it was always their most lucrative tour.
Flash forward to now, and some of those guys are STILL touring to this day.😂
Thanks for the laugh around the 2:50 - 6:37 mark. I haven’t had a good laugh like that in a long while.
Man these dudes have no shame at all. I’m embarrassed for these scumbags.
Yooooooooooo zilla I appreciate you !! You saved me at least 50,0000 $$$$ from your first video to this one fam!
If only i had found your channel earlier, i would have become a Chartered Accountant by now .
i WASTED a lot of my time too on these fake gurus
McJuggernutz made it quite clear that he's an actor, and tries to blur the lines between reality and fiction to the point where people aren't sure if it's real. Generally when he says something isn't for the series, it's the opposite lol
Glad someone’s saying this
When you are able to match his performance in the closet near the end of the psycho dad series , then you you can criticize him.
Every time I've ever seen a youtube video titled anything like 'my last video' or 'i'm quitting youtube' they always have many many more videos after up until the present date.
3 times in a row, Quantum Code scam is back and live on your videos. Amazing ... looks like u’r a magnet for scammers :)))).
-Keep it rigid.
Made me floppy.
So glad you covered that Max I've been getting ads from him for a couple weeks now
You know that gif of MJ laughing at the tablet in Last Dance? The perfect use of it is him laughing at this given he’s also the 🐐 at the “retirement” game too.
"... retiring from e-commerce... for 4-5 months."
Glad you brought that cringey crap up
I’ve seen that Max ad 100 times in the last month. Saw right thru the bs🤦🏾♂️😂😂😂
Hello from india brother! I just saw your full playlist on TH-cam.... from 4 days i have binged watched your videos
The close-up was required so viewers could witness whats-his-face drinking his own tears. These scammers are pretty disgusting. Not an ounce of shame between the lot.
These youtubers and their leaving is like a toxic ex thats keeps coming back and back
All I have to say is "Be Rigid"
The ‘broken arms’ ad came on after the video.....just letting it run while looking in the comments section 😂
I would like to announce, with a heavy heart, that as of this weekend, I will be retiring. It's been a long road, and I've been happy to have you by my side. But the tread is wearing thin, and it's time to re-tire my Lambo. The rubber that wraps this chrome isn't cheap, but the blessed PPP loans will carry us through. Thank you everyone, drive safe.
This is is super entertaining! Thanks for making this!
Nice office brooo!! but wheres the lambo?😂😍
I saw this Maxim guy’s retirement thing in an ad, and I was like, “How do you give away a brand?” You just made up some name and logo for something? Oh look, I have a brand. It’s called...uh...Thomas Jefferson Plumbing. Yeah, it’s totally not like other plumbing brands.
And who announces his retirement...IN AN AD??
Never trust a man who sets up a camera, and THEN starts crying.
When I first saw that maxim ad I knew that coffee would have a blast with it
TH-cam,where all the con-man and scammers hang out.
OH MY GOD I JUST GOT THE SAME AD FROM THE KID WITH THE BROKEN ARMS BEFORE I EVEN GOT TO THAT PART IN YOUR VIDEO
You've hit the jackpot with these going into retirement and coming out from retirement speedrun videos.
Retirement speedrun is a wonderful phrase 😂😂