I Learned The "Death Touch" From The Guy Who Killed Bruce Lee
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 12 ม.ค. 2021
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May his soul rest in peace
I do karate, knife block was way wrong and not effective and the punch had bad clench which would get his fingers broken.
The ball kick was wrong and not good.
Also even Jesse Enkamp advises some iffy concepts.
Oh and both animal Wushu forms were taught wrong.
Agora Advertising's fault.
Can you send this video to TH-camr McDojo Life?
His channel is all about martial arts frauds!
The classic one touch death move... Pulling the trigger of a gun.
Careful, someone who owns a gun is going to get inspired.
@@andrewherrera7735 End gun violence now!
By shooting back.
... until you face off Yugi Moto and HIS one finger move is to light up a lighter to set you on fire.
this is the most realistic comment
@@oz_jones Thank You!!
Dan Lok taught me the one touch death move on my bank balance
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Laughing my ass out 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣
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"In a situation like this, I heard you are the sole inheritor of wealth from the nigerian bank. If you send me $200, I will give you $ 5 000 000 000 a week later. This, as stated in a letter from chi... err nigeria."
being almost a black belt in Tae Kwon Do, I find this very interesting. We actually practice knife defense in my classes, and the number 1 tip for fighting someone with a knife is this.... don't fight a guy with a knife. If it is an option, run away. Regardless of size, strength, or condition, a knife gives an instant physical advantage to whoever wields it. The technique the guy showed in the video was somewhat close to an actual defense move if you couldn't run away, but encouraging people to get into a fight with a knife wielding thug is just so dumb...
No winners in a knife fight. Loser dies in the street, winner dies in the ambulance.
As a 2nd dan blackbelt in taekwondo I agree. Probably best not to fight someone with a knife.
If you use a knife in a fight like that guy was doing, you will lose.
A knife is to be wield low, not in the air..... and you hit the ribs, kidneys or under the arm, not the face!
That's what I thought lol. I'm running idc
Don't fight anyone who has an effective weapon. If they're using a weapon like fucking nunchucks, go kick their ass, literally just walk into them and you hilariously now have an opponent with only one hand cause theyr'e holding onto something worthless. If they have a knife or anything else, run away, it's a force multiplier.
I’ve trained some martial arts and boxing and everyone who has taught me to fight told me if someone has a knife, run.
My cop buddy said he's far more nervous around someone with a knife than if they had a gun. People really underestimate what knives can do.
Steve Jobs taught me the death moves I used to kill Napoleon Hill.
Ah, yes, Steve Jobs, I used mentor him. He gave me the task of interviewing the most successful people in the world to find out what their habits are.
Steve Job’s signature death move was to ignore conventional medicine.
But the killing of Hill was kind of more figurative. But it's like, basically the same thing.
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@@eveyoung3656 God damn😂
Fun fact the “dim-mak” he mentions is a fake martial arts style created by a crazy guy who said he killed swarms of the worlds best fighters in a secret Chinese death battle
Wasn’t he that guy who had those ads in the tactical magazines from the 70’s or some shit? He said he left Vietnam to enter a secret martial arts tournament that had fights to the death.
@@Astra_Dystopium ye and then when another crazy guy who ran a dojo broke into his, his students fought them off as he hid under a desk
I miss pink guy documetaries
Dim Mak translates to "death touch." It's not a style. Karate and other styles of martial arts teach Dim Mak to advanced students. Dim Mak is real. You have to hit the right places, the right way and with enough force for the moves to work.
@@williedogster No they don’t, eastern martial arts like karate, Taekwondo and kung fu focus more on forms then anything actually effective in a street fight. Second off if you’re gonna bullshit at least get the fact Dim Mak isn’t related to Karate at all it’s related to Kung Fu and Wing Chun and any studio that teaches it isn’t WKF, WTKO, AKA etc certified meaning even if you are “advanced” your belt isn’t recognized as legit
The cost of the death touch has really gone up. It was cheaper when you bought it from the back of a comic book. He might want to streamline all that overhead.
Here just randomly watching your vids.
You are very correct. In martial arts you learn these basic rules:
1. Don’t fight. Seriously, if you can avoid it, do so.
2. If you fight someone with a knife, be prepared to get cut because you likely will.
There are many ways to disarm someone, but what you can’t anticipate is someone acting irrationally. It’s why it takes a lot of training and in the end it is still better to not engage.
Bonus: if you have to fight someone, stand on something. Then declare yourself the winner because you have the high ground. They will likely concede.
you underestimate my power
especially if their name rhymes with akin
@@saninorochimaru2 don't try it
"Anyone who does real martial arts please comment in the description."
I have been training Brazilian jiu jitsu for five years, and I've trained Kali/Eskrima and Muay Thai in the past.
"Knife defenses" are total bullshit. I don't care what martial art you train. If someone approaches you with a weapon, fucking RUN.
Unless you have a pocket machine gun with you
When I was doing krav maga training against the dummy knives, all I could think is this technique looks hella cool but would slice through my hand and leave me defenceless irl.
I'd rather be a coward and just hand over whatever bullshit possessions I might be carrying at the time.
I have thought about knife atacks. Could strong, properly done kick work? Like youre not giving him chance to reach to you with hes knife and properley stabbing leg, when the kick is unexpected wouldnt be very easy. What you think?
@@raimondssamsanovics5893 I've done kung fu and blocking a front kick with your leg is ridiculously easy. With the added bonus that there's a good chance the person kicking you will hurt their foot so badly that they can't even walk anymore.
@@raimondssamsanovics5893 There are large arteries in your leg. There's a very good chance the knife attacker will be on drugs and might not feel much pain anyway. I recommend you use your legs to run. Also, stay off your phone and keep an eye on your surroundings. Hope this helps.
Coffeezilla bought the course because he wants to fight Sifu Dan Lok.
'Sifu' I always understood 'Seafood' and thought Dan Lok wants to be shrimp.
become ONE with the Shrimp, kemosabe.
@@tasunkeWitka8989 May the shrimp be with you :-)
I assumed he was learn from Dan Lok himself, but.. surprise
@@libelle8124 omfg!!!! So funny!!!
If they had gone after his crayons, his inner Super Marine would activate
We will go feral. Best advice is toss the crayons and run
Can confirm, crayons and fat chicks are a marines biggest weakness
I totally read "inner Super Mario" lol
@@AugustheatsucksYou forgot Hellcats with a two digits APR
First rule of dealing with someone with a knife, keep distance, and if you can’t run away, try to talk them down. If you block a knife the way he did, he could have still been easily cut by a twist of the other guys wrist or the guy just moving his arm downwards.
Good thing I learned the "Death Block" which counters every one of these moves!!
You too can learn these from me for only $997
Guys my course is better because it costs $1997.
Don't go for these fake gurus selling you death touches and blocks! I will teach you annihilation moves used by Greek Gods. I wanted to give it away for free, but then somebody will just teach it to somebody else!
So it is just 2000$! Limited seats only!
@@sanchayanghosh1240 hmmmmm...$2000?... seems suspicious 🤔.. change to $1999997 and I will sign up... I want to live!! 🥳
My course is $666 for a REASON
I learned death block in secret three stooges video.
cmon the email part of the story was so weak 😂 Master Li sending spam mails from his death bed 😂😂
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The old lichimp technique to spam fast with one touch
My sister got penis enlargement spam emails from the same address.
@@Stachelbeeerchen Master Li on the grind
Hey. I'm Greg and I can attest to everything that first old geezer said.
He beat me to a pulp. I was horrified, terrified, transmogrified, sanctified, refried. Antagonized, traumatized, brutalized, hypnotized, mesmerized, pasteurized, homogenized! 🤜🤕
I haven't been the same since.
I'm still carrying around alot of pain. 😭
Speaking as a former Marine, watching this man's video made me laugh more than any late night TV show has in years.. Coffeezilla was funny too.
"Everyone got a plan until they get punched in the face"- Mike Tyson
Everyone got a plan till they get death touched
Everyone got a Mike Thyson quote until they get quoted by Mike Thyson
Supreme Bottom Feeder
@@BostonBlues "...I caN FeEL it CoMIng in the AIr TonIGHt..."
The last time a dude sucker-punched me in a bar, he immediately got an index finger in the eye. And that was the end of that. I could have taken his eye out, but he didn't have much of a punch.
So let me get this straight. This guy allegedly spent 20 years in the marines and didn't learn how to defend himself but he randomly finds an old guy days before dying to teach him the "death touch". Huh makes you wonder how the US military isn't shoveling money down his gullet to train their forces considering how inadequate the training he experienced must have been.
Tbh honestly marines are not taught actual hand to hand fighting anyway it's some exaggerated slam & throws nonsense
Y punch wen gun?
It's America after all.
I also enjoy how none of these death moves would have worked on the armed gunmen anyway cause they had GUNS, I assume their pistols have more range than some geriatric’s arms
within 100 years anyone I've every touched will die without realizing I had infact inflicted them with mortal wounds that develop over time.
Love the fact that he didn’t change the aspect when he walked with the green belt.
_Here I am in my garage . . . I just killed this guy with a single touch. But do you know what I like more than instant death?-Knowledge._ *_*camera pans*_*
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Thank you for the laugh man, made my afternoon.
The one touch is basically yelling "That's my purse. I don't know you." and kicking your opponent in the junk like Bobby Hill.
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This is one if the most hilarious videos I’ve ever seen. As a 25 year military veteran and a LEO who specializes in use of force and taken several courses on defending against knife attacks. Please don’t try this at home, it will ensure your death! Oh and BTW there are techniques that we use against knife attacks, but, you WILL GET CUT, IT WILL HAPOEN, we just try to survive and until an opportunity arises to flee and eventually find an opportunity to draw our weapon
Theres a reason why weapons were so popular trough history
Hands cant beat blade
"I only had to flick the finger to disable much stronger opponent" - said the guru, forgetting to mention he was holding a gun 😝
Therapist: "Wide-zilla isn't real, he can't hurt you."
Wide-zilla:
You mean the hobbit?
wide-zill nice
Underrated comment 😂
widepeepoHappy
Wide-zilla got cake tho
Imagine the poor elderly person that actually tries this in a confrontation. The most dangerous thing about these moves is actually thinking they’ll work.
I use Lap Goch, an ancient Welsh fighting skill. VERY effective. Basically you attack the person before they even realize they were about to attack you. You can never be surprised.
I can’t wait to start working my way up the UFC weight classes with these techniques!! Shame macgregor is retired I really would have shown him with my new found knowledge.
That's how Mayweather won.
Extremely irresponsible to try this move out on a friend. He could have died.
What are you even talking about? That sounds so dumb. He did die.
Its been a year and no justice at all. Even the clone of now deceased friend is walking around as if nothing happened. WHAT HAS THE WORLD COME TO?
Honestly would have been such a flip of the script had it worked xD
I bought a safe just for my son’s LEGOs, it’s a crazy world out there!!!
Buy a glock too, just to be safe
@@potentialaccident8196 teach your son to play LEGO’s with his gun off safety. Can never be too careful
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Legos are a dangerous weapon that should be kept in a safe. Have you ever stepped on one barefoot? LETHAL
Shit have you seen New Lego prices? They probably cost more than the safe 😆😆
Ten year old me would not only believe that but also be quite enthusiastic.
How crap would the human body be if these things actually worked.
I mean.. kicking someone in the balls is extremely effective.
I am death, those aren't my moves
You are will
Those moves were never my friend.
Are you the destroyer of worlds?
Last time I was this early Andrew Carnegie was still my mentor.
I was mentor g Andrew Carnegie back then. Does this make you my grand student?
I mentored Jesus
This is God haha
Now get back to work you lot!
@aadhi gei I mentored Adam and Eve on how to live on earth and how to turn $1 into $1 billion in one week
My instructor always said : "unless someone wants to harm you, don't fight. If someone robs you, give them what they want. Don't risk your life for nothing, be smart and humble... I'm teaching you how not to fight! Learn to protect yourself but mostly learn how to behave yourself. "
I love how gentle James was when he approached and took him down lol
After the guy poked Greg's tummy, Greg just collapse and started laughing uncontrollably and almost died. The paramedic arrived just in time and had to sedate him and bring him to A&E. True story.
As a Martial Artist... this is infuriating..., and frigging hilarious 😂 😂😂
Coffeezilla and his friend was like the episode of The Office where Dwight challenges Michael to a martial arts duel and gets his fancy techniques ass whooped by the *power of Michael's bullying.*
"I am learning the death touch, and I am going out and trying it on a friend of mine."
Off to a great start.
You gotta admire how he makes sure *his* dog tags are prominently displayed.
My coach taught me that if you ever see someone with a knife just run. Don’t try to fight it or you will get killed
Correct
Or you shoot them with a gun
@@jeffsvlog203 you're saying I should murder someone huh?
I have military experience and martial arts training. Recently I was attacked by a crazed knifeman. I had the reflexes to at least avoid being stabbed in the heart where the attacker was aiming, but still had my wrist slashed open. I did not stay and fight, I ran, called police, and an ambulance. Doing that saved my life, not nonsense "moves" that death-touched the attacker :-P
@@somethinghere2815 nah just at the arm... Or leg... Or thighs... Or a ball...
12:14 I feel like people underestimate the gruesomeness of a knife attack in general.
I was doing Karate rather seriously years ago and we learned there how to handle a knife fight. Here is how you do it: 1/ avoid any confrontation with someone with a knife; 2/ if you can’t and what they want is your belongings: do what they tell you and give everything, no questions asked; 3/ if what they want is your life: run like hell while screaming and try to reach a place with other people; 4/ if that fails, try to defend yourself: good luck. I believe those are the most sane advice in most situations.
As a person who has trained abit of martial arts i can co sign the fact thay fighting someone who has a knife is SUPER dangerous. In fact even if the defendant also has a knife both combatants are likely to need urgent medical attention no matter what level of training they have.
yep, pretty much my experience
There is a saying about knife fighting: "The loser dies on the street and the winner dies in the back of the ambulance"
i farted when he said 'i killed Bruce Lee ...'
You probably would've been more effective in killing Bruce Lee with that fart than that entire DVD
This is like a parody lol talking about your kid pissing himself to sell some shit is just hilarious.
I wonder if a twenty-year-old adult is selling this course in his mom's basement just to make a quick Buck off of us just so that you can buy a house I meant he if he is doing that just so that he can get his own house then the person must be that desperate
i really feel like a marine would know how to disarm someone with a gun to his head. The dude is literally right there, isn't that like step 1 of self-defense classes?
Love your videos Zilla! Btw, if anyone is actually interested in learning real self defense skills (and seeing what doesn't work as well) there's a channel called Hardtohurt that tests a lot of the "sensational self defense move" myths and also talks about what actually does work. Plus I also think the dude is hilarious too.
P.S. never fight somebody who has a knife unless you feel like getting cut open multiple multiple times. If you don't have a choice the best thing you can do is try to isolate it. Or use a gun. I did a little bit of knife fighting training in HEMA and 9 times out of 10, both parties would have been cut up pretty badly if they were real knives.
Even Jackie Chan do the right thing first, Running away, he only fights if that didn't work...
I love Jackie chans movies 😂
“We will learn the One-Touch Death Moves, and I will be trying them out on a friend on mine”, he said enthusiastically! Lmao 😂😂 Great content man, keep up the excellent work!
They actually demonstrate how risky the block against the knife attack from 12:13 is. On his third attempt, he thrusts his arm into the blade of the knife accidentally (and somehow they didn't bother editing it out).
Best self defense is to do whatever it takes (bite, kick, scream, headbutt...) to get out of the situation alive. If they are not physically holding you down or pointing a gun at you then just run! The goal is to stay alive. Avoid confrontations and get out of the situation. There's million things that can go wrong trying to take someone on... just don't do it.
Wait a minute, there are people out there leaving their homes without "Death moves" ... brave b@st@rds! ;)
... what happened to Greg ... is he still alive?
[ Side note : Didn't Bruce Lee die due to an allergic reaction to an aspirin-based drug taken for a headache ... given to him by his mistress, a famous taiwanese actress? ]
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14:38 James approaching in a very gentile sort of way so he doesn't hurt you, while you flail your snake bite hands around like a toddler. Legendary
There are only two ways I'll react in a fight.
Number 1. Run, run as if the hounds of hell are on your heals.
Number 2. Go Berserk, since you really don't have other option.
I agree, Coffeezilla, I did Jiu Jitsu for years. My advice on attackers with knife: "Run as fast as you can!"
2:23 Stolen Valor is a federal crime if your intent is to gain monetary value.
17 years in the arts and that's the most phenomenal course I've ever seen in my life
this is one of my favorite coffezilla videos, keep it up!
To risk killing your friend to prove a point; you’ve gone too far Coffee
The classic ONE touch death touch: Punching someone several times
This was too entertaining to be considered a scam
Man one of your best dude. This is a must watch channel
The boing sound effect when you struck James with the death touch had me in tears. Watched that part 10x at least, send the video all over. This is a good month.
Who knew watching coffee get grounded like that would be so entertaining.
Next up, do one of those alternatives to the blue pill, and find an a way to not get de monetized
I’m mortified looking at that guys idea of a fist at 9:33. That’s a really good way to injure your index finger if you try to hit anything with that.
Oh no... that wasn’t even just for the eye poke... he seems to think that’s an actual fist...
The US won’t spend in guns ever again 😂😂😂😂
I haven't been doing MMA for very long, but even pre-MMA me would be able to tell you to NOT do what he is showing... If you ever engage in a knife-fight be ready to be cut to pieces... If you do choose to follow the advice given in the video be ready for some self-inflicted injuries.
20 year retired Marine? He’s probably a Officer or something or was someone who never seen combat
"maybe in the U.S., you'll need one death touch" I have always thought that Coffeezilla was american, now I'm thinking he's canadian.
He is british..... born and raise in Chelsea and graduate from Oxford!
@@mikatu every article and site I’ve read about him says he’s American. He certainly doesn’t have a British accent lol
@@mikatu no
Tai lopez: I got a shelf of books
this guy: getting near me could be life and death
This is brilliant and great bait for a Rogan reaction.
@@AboutThingsPodcast by coffee or something else
You would break off your tumb. I laughed so hard watching this video today. Theese guys are literally insane. Thanks
"From Tai Lopez to Death Touch" would be a great general description of this channel tbh
1:53 I guess pulling a trigger could be considered a one-touch death move.
I've been doing artial arts for the better part of 20 years. This is what we learn about fighting an armed opponent:
"If your opponent pulls a knife, that's 20 years of Muai Thai gone out the window"
"If you see a knife, you run. If you can't run, you fly"
Can you sell a course to learn flying?? My great alien grandad left me 2 milion pounds!
@@sanchayanghosh1240 I'm sure we can find a Nigerian prince to help us to start an MLM out of the idea ;)
@@mzakaria79 I'm Nigerian and this is funny although seems offensive, but funny. 😂😂
@@providenceoyabure6687 yeah I imagine there's not many Nigerian princes trying to scam other Nigerians huh
Jesus Christ, I have not laughed this hard in a very long time. Literally on the floor, God tier content bro.
This is the best video ive seen by you. Absoloutely hilarious.
I went to a hand-to-hand army fight club for a few years. The first thing they teach you about knives and countering moves - you can fight back, but better submit and cooperate, cause against a pro you are probably going to get injured or killed. So zilla is 100% right.
The urge to make a "talk about fight club" joke is almost as strong as it would be cliche to do lol.
Yes, Coffee! Thanks for saying it, if there is someone with a knife distance is your friend, get out of there.
I feel like this is something Dwight from the office would buy
What a great channel this is. Superb stuff!
I love that he gave him the "shark tank - you're in a pyramid scheme" face! 😂
I know legitimate one-touch death moves. Every touch I make is a death move, but depending on how old the person is, it can take up to 80 years to work.
Lmao😂
So, he's just trying to sell people the Hokuto Shinken. If it "killed Bruce Lee", I guess it makes sense.
And I thought “Death Touch” was exclusive to Magic the Gathering!
When you said jiu-jitsu, I expected you to get choked. Your friend is a very nice guy 😂
I’m a brown belt In MMA with a specialization in Brazilian ju jitsu. This video is the most sac religious thing I have ever seen in all my life. When he held the knife upright and moved it toward the guys shoulder like he was punching above the shoulder instead of actually using the blade. The parry (which I suppose conceptually what was shown there is a legitimate counter to a thrust attack) was so poorly done it made me cringe. Proper technique requires precise movements years of training to get to a place where it would be effective in a street fight the way you see it in movies. There are no short cuts, there is no death touch. Even if you have mastery, my teacher, who I trained with for 7 years, said- if you can run. You should always run. I think that is the best take away from this. Give the mugger your wallet, even if you’re a fifth degree black belt. It’s just not worth it. Call the cops.
when Brad blocked the "knife" the third time, he actually touched the knife with his forearm, like actually blocked the knife by directly hitting it... and they decided to keep that in :D love it!
First thing you’re taught as a martial artist is “if you have to fight someone with a knife, don’t. There’s no dishonor in running away.”
Blocking a knife strike is the quickest way to get sliced.
Blocking a punch is the quickest way to get punched.
Did I really need to say it?
Trying to get a knife away from soeone in a fight is like wrestling a child with a sharpie and not getting any ink on you. There are ways to get not as badly cut but your getting hurt no matter what.
When I briefly did kung-fu, the instructor made clear that no matter how trained and amazing you are, if someone comes at you with a knife, you run the heck away.
This is amazing as always
I just killed Thanos with it. He even had the infinity stones.
I love your intro so much, I saw it whenever someone comes in my room.
According to the dude's time line, he learned the special move from the master after the confession about Bruce Lee. The confession he made with his last breath. So the dude taught him this move after his dying breath confession.
I"ve trained Muay Thai and Jiu-Jitsu and while my coaches gives you some "pointers" on what to do if it actually happens, they just say "run away as fast as you can"