guys play the game for me. viewer : why? phil: fucking banned retard... get out of my chat!!!! why u even here? such a positive vibe this guy has... calls you a idiot retard etc the moment u question him.
Literally every other part... The guy falls off of a bridge in Mario Sunshine and blames the game because he was looking at chat Wondering if anybody threw him some money.
I agree also I think ppp wasn’t recovering from an episode of kino casino I think he was kind of realizing that maybe phill tech issues are starting to get annoying but that’s just me
So, Triple P getting wasted on stream is no problem, and he just wants his boyfriend to feel better. But RTU getting high on his streams means Rich is destroying his life, and he needs to seek professional help?
Phil has been begging like a crackhead recently. I thought the whole point of getting rid of the streak was so that there wasn't so much pressure to hit the goals? Where did that go? He's still begging at least once every 15-30 minutes...😂
I know he will get whaled out on a few streams at some point, but it would be hilarious if he doesnt hit his goal for a long time and that box of Japanese Snacks is just left there in the background and not used for a long time
DSP Tries It is pointless anyway, his "me want Popeye's so I bought Popeye's because its 79 stream goals and I would have got to 80 if muh internet didn't go out" rant shows that if Phil wants food, he will fall over himself to gorge on food.
It’s like if someone asked you to put a small plant in the background as decor and you complain and refuse because you’re not into gardening. He thinks his absolute trash setup is amazing.
Every stream has a crisis lol, very professional and prepared. He hypes himself up so hard at the start of every week, and each week he fumbles hard, lol.
The concept of friendship isn't something he could understand. Hes a sociopath who doesn't care what happens to anyone outside of how it effects him He doesn't want anything to happen to Kat because she cuddles him not because he loves her
I knew he'd rage over how codes are handled. And lets see him try to decrpt the DDR codes later. Honestly he doesnt deserve to play Dino Crisis. it's too good for him.
I love that one of his previous Dino Crisis ragequits was over the 1st DDK lock in the chief's office and the raptors in the lounge. Not even within 5% from the starting point.
@@gwoody4003 We don't know if the show is cancelled yet, do we ? They only cancelled yesterday's show as far I know Would be hilarious if Triple Pig (I call him Triple Pig) kept ghosting him every week while pretending to want to do the show in DMs 😂
@Ron_Jambo_ i was really hoping they were gonna go live on Kino Casino after ghosting Phil and claiming illness. 🤣 I wonder how versed PPP is in the lore... he should claim he had diarrhea.
@@gwoody4003 Lmao he seems really versed in the lore but then says things only a clueless tourist could say 😂 I gotta hand it to him, he's succesfully grifting both the detractors, Dave, and his dents lol
5:35 AGAIN misrepresent the entire point. The bookshelf doesn't have to be in the stream AT ALL. He's just saying that a bookshelf would condense a lot of shit.
Lol, no guides on Dino Crisis?! This guy literally has never heard of Google or TH-cam... Or his alien ginbrain has still not mastered the English language yet...
"I have to Look it Up, there is nothing I can do".... Hmm... Beside take notes, read the logs again? Yeah...90s survival Horror Games are Puzzle Games you street smart regard
Never his fault..... If only mommy and Daddy would have bought him the wolverine statue.. That story is insane by the way. Philips a man child through and through.
That cut between 10:05 and 10:07 is so good, there is 7 MINUTES between him calling out support on his stream. No wonder he never finishes anything properly or in a timely manner, he begs so much it's insane.
DSP “I’m an old school gamer” Also DSP “what do you mean I have to REMEMBER things myself” Bro every 90s gamer has a paper notepad FULL of codes, maps, locations, ect.
Phil complaining about Dino Crisis not explaining anything- I mean yeah 90s games didn't often have a modern tutorial and stuff. They had something called a manual. And after 10 seconds of using something called Google, yes people have the manual that would have came with the game online for free. Phil is completely regarded. This game is gonna go to BAN WORLD soon cause this is pitiful. "Why do I need to read a book while playing vidya games" huh Phil its like you can buy game guides and whip them out when you need help you Retro Buffoon. And "can't find guides anywhere." Phil you lost your gamer cred. GameFaqs has existed for decades. I found full guides in no time. Phil is like a helpless child in the body of a grandpa.
Rick: Ah, real cute. Hey Morty, your sisters boss just gave me a microscope that would've made me retarded. Morty: Ah geez Rick! I don't think you're allowed to say that on TH-cam!! Rick: What?! I'm not dispariging the mentally abled! I'm just saying that if I'd used this microscope, it would've _literally_ made me mentally retarded. Morty: Well, I don't think that's quite it; I think it's more of a powerplay put out by big corporations in a bid to control everything we say to protect sensitive peoples feelings. Rick: *Pfft,* *_yeah well, that's retarded._*
if you saw how much PPP drank last night id assume it was like top 3 most hes been drunk in his life now imagine having to deal with that hangover WHILE DOING A SHOW WITH PHIL
So a man dying of cancer can come on his show just fine but a man that is suffering from a hangover it's understandable he can't come on he's going through some stuff what the hell
Video games actually took critical thinking to play 20-30 years ago. Of course Phil is upset Dino Crisis expects him to do such instead of holding his hand.
His viewers wanted Dino Crisis for years and now he decides to play it. I'm pretty sure a majority of his viewers who wanted to see Dino Crisis are gone. but despite that he expects his viewers to "support" to reach a goal that involves him eating. This guy is a poser, he pretends to be into games but can't be bothered to learn or put in some efforts when playing.
I was mainly watching this for the chat. What the HELL?! He didn't know that in old school survival horrors like this, YOU DON'T TRY AND FIGHT EVERYTHING, LET ALONE STAND THERE AND PLINK WITH YOUR WORST GUN, also not using the laser barriers, and while the puzzles were a bit of a headache, he's acting like they're Kabbalic codes, and there's people agreeing with him. "This playthrough is great" "Some games are best forgotten."
Smark Guys is done. This is the beginning of the end. "When is the next Smark Guys stream? I'm waiting to hear back from PPP. He really wants to do it but he doesn't know if he'll have time next week." And Phil's already looking at a guide for Dino Crisis.
He thinks his stupid rewards are so important to people but nobody cares. Even people in his own chat are saying that they don’t care. He’s so 🤬ing annoying
The ost in this game is kinda out of place but it has so much charm. It’s also horribly mixed cause a lot of times the game will play music during cutscenes and you can barely hear the characters talk lol.
1:27 "It's not a big deal if I change my stream and I do gameplay tonight." Phil, you always blame your schedule when people want you to do something else.
id be sick too if i barely made a hundred bux after spending an entire afternoon with Dsp. Triple p would say, you better add a few zeros to the end of that number if you want me to suffah like this going forward brother.
Bro, your title got me hyped that he was playing a dino game😭 then I watch and man this couldn’t be more the opposite. Bro played nothing. Just googled tutorials and begged😂😂
Dono Crisis
This needs to be the title for these game streams, like we had Hogwarts Beggacy
Great one!
Save State in a Save Room Crisis
You should deserve 1k Likes duud. 👍
😂😂😂
Asking his audience to find him a walkthrough is chefs kiss. Rememeber he can pick up any gsme and play it at a profrssional level
guys play the game for me.
viewer : why?
phil: fucking banned retard... get out of my chat!!!! why u even here?
such a positive vibe this guy has... calls you a idiot retard etc the moment u question him.
He's a passionate gamer dood
One of the best overall gamers in the country dood
I like the part where he talks about money.
Literally every other part... The guy falls off of a bridge in Mario Sunshine and blames the game because he was looking at chat Wondering if anybody threw him some money.
So every night n day then lol
Oh, so you love the entire stream?
Timestamp?!
7:59
I give it 3 weeks max before Smark guys gets sent to Banworld.
Yeah its gonna get the DSPolitics treatment
Remember when Khet told Phil she was sick to avoid doing co-op?
Same deal here. PPP is getting sick of Phil lol
BANNED BANNED BANNED BANNED BANNED BANNED!
@@sjeanmacleodgone forever!
I agree also I think ppp wasn’t recovering from an episode of kino casino I think he was kind of realizing that maybe phill tech issues are starting to get annoying but that’s just me
So, Triple P getting wasted on stream is no problem, and he just wants his boyfriend to feel better. But RTU getting high on his streams means Rich is destroying his life, and he needs to seek professional help?
Well Phil is always drunk so it's morally acceptable to him. Drugs though... No way!
The razor RGB wheel Kills me 😂😂
yea i kept trying to move it lol
Phil has been begging like a crackhead recently. I thought the whole point of getting rid of the streak was so that there wasn't so much pressure to hit the goals? Where did that go? He's still begging at least once every 15-30 minutes...😂
There's no pressure now!
The best is that once he hits the goal, he gets to still beg to hit it again!
Tax season is around the corner. Also, the payment plans aren’t gonna pay themselves dood.
He can actually beg more now because if he gets $150 he will beg for $300
the code and everything he needed was on the board wall,he ran passed it! 3:56
Watching him play is always so boring!
60 bps
60 begs per second
Also can't forget his games play at 50 blames per second
60 bullsht per second😂😂
I know he will get whaled out on a few streams at some point, but it would be hilarious if he doesnt hit his goal for a long time and that box of Japanese Snacks is just left there in the background and not used for a long time
DSP Tries It is pointless anyway, his "me want Popeye's so I bought Popeye's because its 79 stream goals and I would have got to 80 if muh internet didn't go out" rant shows that if Phil wants food, he will fall over himself to gorge on food.
@@RollingStone501yep "feasting with the king" is literally just "instead of any "reward" you get to watch me order food I would anyway"
"purchasing bookcases to appear more professional" lmaooo amazing
It’s like if someone asked you to put a small plant in the background as decor and you complain and refuse because you’re not into gardening. He thinks his absolute trash setup is amazing.
He cant pressure Kino but he can pressure handicapped people everyday.
PPP, I call him Triple P. Me and him are tight like that. He really is that guy that everyone hates and he never figured out why.
He's drunk.
Again.
Man... OnlyUseMeBeg arc incoming. 😂
🙏
What gave it away?
@MobileNasty slurring his speech, spamming the "word you know" to fill space. Super monkeyball playthrough is the one to see him maxxed out drunk.
@@MobileNasty He's all red and squinty, and extra awkward and cringe.
You know it’s pretty bad when a streamer cancels on you and the only thing that is needed is for them to sit and talk.
What do you mean there is no guide for Dino Crisis in youtube? DSP is so lazy that even looking up a guide is too much work.
Straight up lies to people's faces.
Literally speed run videos and gamefaq with whole guide exist with all codes. DSP is the epidemy of lazy.
A yt video does not get him $2 SC's per hint...
Its because he is ethnically a small hat
@@computer-r2k Ah yes, the successful DSP bussiness model
Every stream has a crisis lol, very professional and prepared. He hypes himself up so hard at the start of every week, and each week he fumbles hard, lol.
Phil: "we aren't friends. you're my fans/viewers"
Also Phil: "let's hit that goal my friends! Last chance!"
The concept of friendship isn't something he could understand. Hes a sociopath who doesn't care what happens to anyone outside of how it effects him
He doesn't want anything to happen to Kat because she cuddles him not because he loves her
daaaamn right LOL
Triple P, aka Phil'sProstatePolisher
Yeah, Phil isn’t one to pressure other human beings to do something…
He doesn’t understand anything.
Bingo,he's pretty much an 4utistic invalid
smark guys is already dead.
Love the Dino crisis soundtrack in the background while DSP panics, fits his desperate situation sitting in that dark dusty room everyday.
DSP cant read dood why would he have a bookshelf? Hes streetsmart, nerds.
Completely dented. Also shows you how he has zero taste in decor. That whole setup and the two TV dinner sliding table trays is awful.
He really bought an Italian(tm) cake because he thought he could hit 100 by next week lmao
I think a dent donated it
This dude calling himself an italian must be the worst thing to ever happen to Italy... And they were on the wrong side during WWII 😂
They were definitley on the right side, the us and britain were on the wrong side. Watch Europa the last battle for more information, good luck
Thanks for the self-report, denthead.
I knew he'd rage over how codes are handled. And lets see him try to decrpt the DDR codes later. Honestly he doesnt deserve to play Dino Crisis. it's too good for him.
no need, its *Chat plays* allready!
For the rest phil just stalls like crazy every time something happens!
It’s honestly not that good lol.
I love that one of his previous Dino Crisis ragequits was over the 1st DDK lock in the chief's office and the raptors in the lounge. Not even within 5% from the starting point.
Well ALT called it.
He said Smark Guys ain't making it through January.
Right at the wire too.
ALT also said that phil was gifted the PC, and that he doesn't drink on the day streams.
Take anything he says about DSP wirh a bucket of salt.
@Ron_Jambo_ I actually thought he was gonna be wrong about this one too. I was giving PPP 5 episodes to get tired of crapping on Phil.
@@gwoody4003 We don't know if the show is cancelled yet, do we ? They only cancelled yesterday's show as far I know
Would be hilarious if Triple Pig (I call him Triple Pig) kept ghosting him every week while pretending to want to do the show in DMs 😂
@Ron_Jambo_ i was really hoping they were gonna go live on Kino Casino after ghosting Phil and claiming illness. 🤣
I wonder how versed PPP is in the lore... he should claim he had diarrhea.
@@gwoody4003 Lmao he seems really versed in the lore but then says things only a clueless tourist could say 😂
I gotta hand it to him, he's succesfully grifting both the detractors, Dave, and his dents lol
Not being able to find a guide online for an extremely popular and well documented game is absolutely insane. What’s wrong with him
Wont pressure PPP, but will pressure a man on hospice dying of cancer 😂
Doody Streams or something like that. This guy, this kid. Phil is too cool to remember names well.
Phill can't even read guides on google for this game😂
That his mod problem
Well, Smark Guys lasted what...three episodes?
Just as long as DSPolitics, right?
Uh oh, the boyfriends are having trouble.
5:35 AGAIN misrepresent the entire point. The bookshelf doesn't have to be in the stream AT ALL. He's just saying that a bookshelf would condense a lot of shit.
Lol, no guides on Dino Crisis?! This guy literally has never heard of Google or TH-cam... Or his alien ginbrain has still not mastered the English language yet...
I call him triple p
What happened to the “no pressure”? Dude acts the same way when it was consecutive streaks.
"We want to keep the momentum going so we can get these rewards"😂
"I don't know what's going on with my throat right now,"
I do. You have chronic begollitis.
"I have to Look it Up, there is nothing I can do".... Hmm... Beside take notes, read the logs again?
Yeah...90s survival Horror Games are Puzzle Games you street smart regard
1:12 funny that Phil didn’t give metokur that same respect
He’s getting worst by the day, all these trash scam rewards just to take more money from the wheelchair donations 😂
Never his fault..... If only mommy and Daddy would have bought him the wolverine statue.. That story is insane by the way. Philips a man child through and through.
That cut between 10:05 and 10:07 is so good, there is 7 MINUTES between him calling out support on his stream. No wonder he never finishes anything properly or in a timely manner, he begs so much it's insane.
G'damn, just eat the candy if you need to do it that badly!
God he acks like a love ones in the hospital and he waiting for the update on how they are but it’s just PPP I call him Triple P hung over
I stream everyday hungover dood grow up and get on the stream I really need that money dood
Inb4 can't stream hungover if you're drunk all the time
He's more worried about Triple P, I call him Triple P, than he was about Panda
The word that comes to mind whenever he jabbers about his setup is "DISPOSABLE".
Has retro game stuff in his background… doesn’t understand retro game mechanics…
DSP “I’m an old school gamer”
Also DSP “what do you mean I have to REMEMBER things myself”
Bro every 90s gamer has a paper notepad FULL of codes, maps, locations, ect.
he could've wright it down... no
Are you a morahn?!
@@Ihavethetouch no. im not if this a bit funny if not eh. dsp could've go back to the logs and type them out.
At this point he really hates playing games on his stream
Phil complaining about Dino Crisis not explaining anything- I mean yeah 90s games didn't often have a modern tutorial and stuff. They had something called a manual. And after 10 seconds of using something called Google, yes people have the manual that would have came with the game online for free.
Phil is completely regarded. This game is gonna go to BAN WORLD soon cause this is pitiful. "Why do I need to read a book while playing vidya games" huh Phil its like you can buy game guides and whip them out when you need help you Retro Buffoon.
And "can't find guides anywhere." Phil you lost your gamer cred. GameFaqs has existed for decades. I found full guides in no time. Phil is like a helpless child in the body of a grandpa.
Its not like Phil hasn't used guides on Dark Souls, Elder Ring or others
He and people like him really are the reason why games are shit these days.
Rick: Ah, real cute. Hey Morty, your sisters boss just gave me a microscope that would've made me retarded.
Morty: Ah geez Rick! I don't think you're allowed to say that on TH-cam!!
Rick: What?! I'm not dispariging the mentally abled! I'm just saying that if I'd used this microscope, it would've _literally_ made me mentally retarded.
Morty: Well, I don't think that's quite it; I think it's more of a powerplay put out by big corporations in a bid to control everything we say to protect sensitive peoples feelings.
Rick: *Pfft,* *_yeah well, that's retarded._*
Wow the desperation begs!
Those are my favorite. U can really taste the savory panic.
You truly can. The first thing I do is look at the time between begs.
"I don't follow him anymore."
What ever happened to all of those "I never follow or pay attention to my detractors"?
Doody lives rent free in Phill's empty head
Really Phil can't find guides for dino crisis yeah right
Oh, my. Piggy has to do something and there is no marker in the game? "Stupid puzzle"...
if you saw how much PPP drank last night id assume it was like top 3 most hes been drunk in his life now imagine having to deal with that hangover WHILE DOING A SHOW WITH PHIL
This guy can’t even cheat properly. Unbelievable.
So a man dying of cancer can come on his show just fine but a man that is suffering from a hangover it's understandable he can't come on he's going through some stuff what the hell
Video games actually took critical thinking to play 20-30 years ago. Of course Phil is upset Dino Crisis expects him to do such instead of holding his hand.
Reaching levels of pathetic that should not be possible
No guids huh? & they are outdated?😂 he has the lamest excuses ever for everything
In other words, he ran out of coke.
3:30 when did dsp start gaming? This is something that was a big part of gaming in that era..and he's acting like a child about it
Now watch him beg for bookcases in a few months.
His viewers wanted Dino Crisis for years and now he decides to play it. I'm pretty sure a majority of his viewers who wanted to see Dino Crisis are gone. but despite that he expects his viewers to "support" to reach a goal that involves him eating.
This guy is a poser, he pretends to be into games but can't be bothered to learn or put in some efforts when playing.
F'er is too lazy to write a bunch of numbers down. Amazing.
What’s wrong with these dents? I could never sit there and listen to that begging the entire stream. It’s vile
I was mainly watching this for the chat. What the HELL?! He didn't know that in old school survival horrors like this, YOU DON'T TRY AND FIGHT EVERYTHING, LET ALONE STAND THERE AND PLINK WITH YOUR WORST GUN, also not using the laser barriers, and while the puzzles were a bit of a headache, he's acting like they're Kabbalic codes, and there's people agreeing with him. "This playthrough is great" "Some games are best forgotten."
Smark Guys is done. This is the beginning of the end. "When is the next Smark Guys stream? I'm waiting to hear back from PPP. He really wants to do it but he doesn't know if he'll have time next week."
And Phil's already looking at a guide for Dino Crisis.
My prediction: one day in the future, Dsp moves to New Jersey and changes his name to Carl Brutananadilewski after his divorce.
"Finally I'm able to have the super new technology that allows me to play Dino Crisis." Meanwhile, PS1 games run on my phone....
"las chance! (to give me money)" ....hard pass
Won’t be buying bookshelf, but is covering up a shoe rack lmfao! He makes one my favorite horror games look boring when he plays it.
3:53
He really slips up and almost says what he's really thinking ALL the time.
"They've exploi--"
People like me now. Ive learned and grown as a person and i eat snacks now. You get it? Do you understand?
I wonder how many times he messaged Asston?
Suffah Piggy
Phils lungs and vocal box is a detractor 😤
He thinks his stupid rewards are so important to people but nobody cares. Even people in his own chat are saying that they don’t care. He’s so 🤬ing annoying
5:36 the dent silently saying that in this angle he looks like an oversized toddler. Lmao.
Isnt this like the 3rd or 4th show? And they've cancelled it already. Wow, what a professional start to an already oversaturated concept
These people so lazy. He drank on a stream so he can’t do another stream the next day. Imagine if they had real jobs.
I beat this game when I was 12 years old with no cheats or guides, fk knows how he is struggling so hard here.
I completely unsubbed from all the Lolcow Live shows today, Doody.. The Kid Behind the Camera crisis was the last straw....
The whole FING World knows Ur Deal Phyllis 🤡✌🏼
Is that the soundtrack or did you edit it in? That tuba slaps so hard with how much he is struggling and complaining about the game, lol.
It's the in-game music. Lol
The ost in this game is kinda out of place but it has so much charm. It’s also horribly mixed cause a lot of times the game will play music during cutscenes and you can barely hear the characters talk lol.
1:27 "It's not a big deal if I change my stream and I do gameplay tonight."
Phil, you always blame your schedule when people want you to do something else.
Boggles the mind that this dude cant find a walkthrough on this game. I recall finding a gamefaq of this game way back in like 2002. Smh
Phil knows a thing or two about hangovers
My Goal .. when watching doodys streams .. is to see DSP not hit his Goals …
Its crazy he expects to get 300 a day plus his youtube AND kick checks for subs n shit. Insane stuff
id be sick too if i barely made a hundred bux after spending an entire afternoon with Dsp. Triple p would say, you better add a few zeros to the end of that number if you want me to suffah like this going forward brother.
even homeless people dont beg as much as phil
I would be pretty surprised if "Smark Guys" happens next week.
The autistic schedule was broken?! 😮
Bro, your title got me hyped that he was playing a dino game😭 then I watch and man this couldn’t be more the opposite. Bro played nothing. Just googled tutorials and begged😂😂
How come he doesn't move his desks against the wall
We around here still like to call him 3P