"Achmed The Dead Terrorist's 'lame' dog" | Controlled Chaos | JEFF DUNHAM
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 6 ต.ค. 2024
- Achmed tells us the story of how he got a dog, with no legs, in this clip from my 2011 special "Controlled Chaos."
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When someone says knock knock:
You shut the **** up and hide.
that's what she said
Knock knock
sans the comic HIIIIIIIIIDE
When someone says knock knock you shut the ** up and hide
Knock Knock cx
"Look Mommy...**blows up**" 0:53
😂😂😂
*laughter*
⊙▃⊙
I AM DYING OF LAUGHTER
The Shard Seekers Team The shard
._.
Me too. X3
It's official, Achmed is my new favorite.
yass same kueen
Achmed is my favorite too!
Laura B same he is so funny HahahahahahahahahahHahahahHahah☺😊😀😁😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I mean.... it is the main character of the show.
Standartenführer Jochen Peiper I think it is peanut
When Achmed popped up the “Seriously” in American accent.
Lmao 🤣
You know, even though they're puppets Jeff makes them Unforgettable and feel like they're actually there.
Ikr. *You're an old fart. Stop It!!!!!!!
Um, they are actually there. They're puppets, not illusions.
I always forget that they are just dolls lol
+Philip.alien Öhrberg it's called illusion
+MuhRiz Official ya lol
I KNOW RIGHT??
Ikr
+Cheryl Ching me too lol
"Seriously. Okay, you're a comedian, right?"
"Yeah"
"I Had A Dog, With No *Legs.* "
" *Ask me again.* "
I still don't get it...
@@D4rkenedskies he said I never call them bcaz they can't come hahaha don't you get it ))) no legs
"What'd you call him?"
Whatd you call him
D4rkenedskies because its no point to call him beacuse no legs never come
I have 3 favorite Puppets:
1.) Peanut
2.) Achmed
3.) José Jalepeño *on a stick*
Same!
Achmed is my number 1
Same here
And he has a good job.... on a stick
K. K. It’s actually
“On a steek”
Always love it when Walter and Achmed interact 😂😂😂
3:01 “I had a dog… with no… legs” funniest way he said it ever
"👹Ask me again...👹"
I love when Achmed says, "What we teach our kids is when someone says knock knock you shut the **** up and hide."
Achmed: *glaring at Jeff* ...... he could ROLL OVER!
That is so funny haha
shimmyking4 7,😅😁🐯💍
shimmyking4
I’m so convinced that each character is a real personality that I repeatedly seek particular videos and I love all of them
That "ask me again" is terrifying and amazing at the same time lol
I love hearing Walter threatening to kick Achmed's ass. I want to see the two of them on stage together.
Yes definitely
The eyebrows killed me 😂
Nate Thompson he has no eye lids
They said *eyebrows*.
Ace The Gamer What part of *EYEBROWS* did you not get?
The eyebrows kill EVERYONE ... Like Achmed
Dude, you have 666 likes
3:05 oml Achmed has a creepy voice when he's mad
🎄🎄🎄
Brandon Anon Merry Christmas 🎄
Really?
Pirabee - He's not Muslim, he's made in China xD xD xD
+Alexander Shekhtman Jeff actually made him with his 3D printer in his shop/office/man cave
"He kills you when you're sleeping
He chokes you when you wake
He knows if you're Catholic or Jewish
So denounce your infinite faith"
~Terror Claus
I have had that song in my head for a year now. Achmed is right, that's catchy.
Infidel*
Its infidel
And terrible...yet I love it!🤣
But catchy
Knock knock infidel
It kinda bothers me that jeff, doing the voice of achmed, is accually a good singer
I agree with you on that
Agreed
I swear man it’s crazy
And with his mouth "closed" as it were...
Most people can't sing while moving their lips.
Are there any clips that Jeff is singing without the puppets
It doesn’t matter what position his eyes or eyebrows are in. You can always tell what emotion he’s feeling
Achmed's jokes never get old!
3:07 am i the only one who thought that Achmed did a cool deep voice at that point?
You’re not the only one, I heard it too. So sexy~!
Ridley the Space Dragon it was Jeff btw
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Ridley the Space Dragon
"ask me again" killed me XDDDDD
ikr lol
No that didn't kill you achmed did
What did you call him
Jeff is D greatest. He has to carefully place Achmed and all them dolls use his hand to move their posture and facial moods, at the same time talk to dolls and answer them..
WOW!!! That is multitasking.
I’m hoping Jeff Dunham does more specials in the future because his puppets are awesome ;-;
I've been singing that song for a week. He's right. It's catchy
Jaiden Panici ll
Jaiden Panici
Jaiden Panici ive done that for a month in my head
Jaiden Panici I've done it for years now
I guess it doesn't stop the anger
I had a dog with no legs. We called him "Cigarette" because every now and then we'd take him out for a drag...
Dude. Wtf.
Fuckahahahaha
+RHJunior that is serious.
Fuck you bitch.
+Jack Major Yer potatoe
Sometimes I genuinely forget they are puppets, I was wetting myself laughing in just one minute!
Lol that song 😂 he kills you when your sleeping, he chokes you when you wake! 😂😂😂
3:06 moment you realize Achmed is actually kinda scary
3:07 I want a voice like that
Same
+Papyrus The Skeleton i have it
same i want a voice like that to
I have it as well
+MineSniper93 no you dont
"That's terrible!"
"But _catchyyyyy!_"
"What do you want, more stinking knock-knock jokes?"
We need Walter´s wife as a puppet!
We need Donald Trump.
Nic214E he cant do female voice. all the puppets are male.
That wouldn’t go over well
From how walter describes her, i don't think she'd fit on stage
The_Solomon_Sage BRUH
I just LOVE the tone Achmed used when saying; "Ask me again." :D It always makes me SO HAPPY on top of everything else! :D
The way he said seriously??? Lmao And the way he went all deep voice and ask me again!! Why he sound like Batman there lol
"You see where i come from when someone knocks on the door we shut the fuck up and hide" OMFG I DIED
ASK ME AGAIN
what did you call him
+leafeon jolteon I didn't call him anything because he couldn't come.
+Nessa Rasch That's what she said
+Eric Monaco (The Unstable Fan) That'swhatshesaid!
surliously?
I never heard of terror Claus
Ahmed: 🎶oh he kills you when ur sleeping he chocks you when u wake...🎶
He knows if you are Catholic or Jews. Or denounced or infidel fait!!!
Isnt it Denounce your infadel fait? :3
Anyway it's awesome!
Miss Kiss It's "So denounce your infidel faith"
Lexington Deville84 oh sorry.
the choking makes u go sleep...to death.
I love achmed can't get enough of him
Jeff never disappoints me.I always laugh!
look mom! *boom!*
*the after life* shit!
😂😂😂😂
"So what'd you call him?"
I was half expecting him to say...
Leg-o-less
How about Matt? XD
Jeff Dunham is going to kill people from laughter... #FunniestGuyOnEarth
You mean "KEEL"
I keel you!
+Wierdo from Mars SILENCE I KEEL YOU
+jacob brinsfield u spelled kill wrong 2
He's funnier than me
I have heard achmed jokes for like a million times but it still got me 😂
3:34 it shoulda been "SILENCE.... I KEEL YOU!!!! "😂
"But catchiii"
Haha😂
I remember when i saw Jeff live on stage and he did that dog with no legs story and I was laughing so hard.
My parents showed me this because the “I kil you phrase” reminds them of what my cat would say if he could talk
Saw Jeff and Achmed last Nov. in Topeka, KS and he introduced a new character to his act. Never laughed so hard, almost died.
Wow that was so damn good with the legless dog joke. "I didn't call him anything because he couldn't come" the best foooooooking line.
I was waiting for 'SILENCE! I kill you' to follow ☺
i had a dog with no legs, "ask me again"😄😃
0:48 Achmed : have you heard of the terror bunny?
Jeff : no
Achmed : he hides easter bombs look mommy kaboom
I've heard of the Killer Bunny
If the Terror Bunny and the Killer Bunny met, the Killer Bunny would maul the Terror Bunny
Love how Achmed suddenly spoke with Jeffs normal voice like “...seriously”.
The only terror clause I know is krampus lmao 🤣
3:08 Woah when he said "ask me again" wow😱
" LOOK MOMMY!! *Blows up”* 😂😂😂😂
Mommy Look *Blows up*0-0
he hides easter bombs. "look, mommy!" kkuuuhh!
Never felt so bad for laughing. XD
I love how ready Achmed was to start singing.
"Terror Claus, Never heard of him."
"OHHHHHHHH"
JEF-FAH-FAH, you ALMOST didn’t get it!!!!!! As I’m rolling in the YARD laughing!!!!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣
Jeff Dunham is supposed to have a museum full of GRAMMYS from the OSCARS for his perfect ventriloquism. Guy been funny as two characters same time👏
1:14 lol!! My dad saw this show and like a month ago I said "knock knock" he said "who is it?" I said "me! Hahahahaha" and then he said "my parents told me that when someone says knock knock, you shut the f***k up AND HIDE!!!!" And then I saw this video and I was like :0!
Ps I subbed, and now I luv Jef fa faa dun haaaam!!
"He couldn't come."
Yeah, I know that issue.
"I HAD A DOG WITH NO LEGS"😂😂😂😂😂
"ask me again"
Achmed:I had a dog with no legs*voice goes deep*ask me again
Me:Jeff don't say anything XD
Jeff:What'd you call him
Me:U FOOL
Achmed:*sad voice*I didn't call him anything cuz he could never come
Me:Oh ok nevermind no need to hide we are safe XD
It just brings me pictures of those little disabled puppies... THEY ARE MANLY TEARS
ahhh....so cute
I though he would say a hotdog
0:53-0:56 "Look mommy... *idk wtf that noise was."
An explosion
To get adults to love puppets is quite a challenge
I hurt. I hurt. I'm in class laughing my ass off and everyone is looking at me weird.
Joke he should have said: What do you call a dog with no legs?A hot dog.
i still think its hot dog. guess i missed the joke. can somebody help me?
Mark Fernandez i was waiting for legoless
Jack Steven it's a dog with no legs, if ya give it a name, it'll be pointless because you won't be able to call the dogs name to have them run to you. That was the joke
Mark Fernandez
0:18 😂😂😂 omggg Im dead !
Achmed: Knock knock
Me: Who's there?
Achmed: Boom
Me: Boom wh- *_Explosion_*
i thought he would be called "legolas"
Johnny_Foxxo or legolacks??
Johnny_Foxxo 🤣😂🤣😂
I thought he would be called "lucky"..hahahaha. sarcastic.
😂😂😂 that
"Look mommy!!!" *BOOM!* *THUD* ... I think I'm goint to hell for laughing at that one 😂
Same
Q: What do you call a dog with no legs?
A: Cigarette because you have to take him for a drag.
I would have called him "Matt" since the dog had no legs!
@@GenGamesUniverse And when you take him swimming you call him Bob.
How you are doing
The song killed me who else forgets that they’re puppets
Ventriloquists are the only ones who can get away with talking to themselves. When I do it, people give me wierd looks.
I HAD A DOG WITH NO LEGS... HOTDOGS
no.. theres no point calling the dog because the dog cant come towards him because it has no legs
+vanthursday no shit Sherlock...
slug
I HAD A DOG WITH NO LEGS
Did you Call it mat?!
+Simon Lauritsen Lundahl LMFAO
aww your dog is so cute! whats his name?... you: mat
I dont get it xD
donny haasnoot its like a mat you step on like a carpet
Achmed: "What do you want, more stinking knock knock jokes?"
Jeff: "That might be better."
Achmed: "Okay! Knock, knock.
Jeff: "Who's there?"
Achmed: "Me, I'll kill you again!"😀😁😂
"You're such an eeeediot you keep answering the door!"
Just awesome! Paying attention you forget it's a doll.
sometimes i forget that they are just puppets 😂😂😂
Jeff, you become(for some odd reason) a million times funnier when I’m eating!! I almost cHoKeD on my sammich, lol!!
We forgot that achmed is a puppet 😂
1:48 ffs, I thought that was a heckler 😂
It was a heckler! He was sitting in the suitcase!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I had a dog with no LEGS ASK ME AGAIN 😂😂
I never got the "what did u call him"," seriously?" Until now😂😂😂
Anuradha Bal lol I don’t get it 🥺😂
Lol nvm 😂
Explain pls
@@Estemzs14 What's the point of naming a legless dog anything? He can't come when you call him.
Who else thought he would call it legaless oh crap some one is knocking
Dj Sweeting someone better blow up the balloons in self defense
I keep forgetting that Achmed is a puppet!
But he seems so real!!!
His Christmas song is a masterpiece 👏👏👏
He is so talented like it’s literally like a different person talking
I've seen this so many times and I just got the dog with no legs joke😂😂
Peanut is my favorite, but after Ach-pleghm tells the "lame" sorry, dog joke, when he says, "Seriously" twice and then says, "Ask me again", I was laughing so hard, I hurt myself, but it's all good!! Jeff is a fantastic "straight man"to his puppets!
I thought the dogs name was Leglas (pronounced leg less)
I love the eyebrows, they get me every time
I had a doooooogg with no... Legs. ASK ME AGAIN!!
2:15 achmed answered the question at the same time Jeff did lol
He's so multitalented, I watch him/them everytime I could🤴. Guy could've gotten a separate successful career if he took music ❤
I loved the part when his voice went deep "ask me again"
It’s not funny! 😉😂😂😂
Jeff: what do you call him? Achmed: seriously?! Me: yes seriously! I haven't heard this joke before!
It seems weird, but I lost it when Achmed got into his deep and evil voice. 🤣
"He knows if you are Catholic or Jew so renounce your infidel faith"
loooooooooooooooooooooooooool
"Where I'm from, when someone says knock knock, you shut the fuck up and hide!"