Some of the Best of Achmed | JEFF DUNHAM
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- There is a terrorist among us. I don’t think he accomplished anything he set out to do, but I do know he managed to blow himself up. Please help me welcome the most beloved terrorist throughout the world... Achmed the Dead Terrorist! Check out some of the "best of" moments from your favorite silencing, skeletal saboteur. Let me know in the comments what Achmed bit “keels” you?
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Jeff Dunham is the only person that can make people cheer when saying “there’s a terrorist with us” 😂
Ha!
Ok
Isn't that the truth. I love the skit where Achmed says he has pillow is. Guitar guy lost it as Jeff did. You hear Jeff saying to Brian " dont look at me". Both of them totally lost it. Jeff is dynamite at his craft.
Never thought I'd meet my long lost bro here
Love it
Who here is 2024?
every other vid is h3h3 takin sum dumb ahh take😭
Y am sportstar Rangu
Hell yeah
Yessssss
Yessirr
Achmed is hilarious. His face expressions are so good. And ' I kill you!' makes me laugh so hard everytime.
That last 'I kill you' is the funniest of them all. Achmed is pissed. 😅
Achmed's parts falling off has to be one of the funniest non-intentional recurring bits on a stage anywhere.
That high-pitched scream killed me
When the stage hand comes out with duct tape to "fix" his legs.
I'm pretty sure those are intentional.
As well as Peanut getting thrown out of Jeff’s hands
@@lindamay9064 that was hysterical. Poor Marnell. It would be cool if Jeff designed green alien to be with Achmed ( A c phlegm ) , Walter or even Bubba J. Bubba J might use the flying saucer as a dinner plate.
Achmed has more expressions than lots of actors today
...and a better personality!😄
More expressions then everyone in the live action Mulan.
Too troo.. acphlegm!
does not need the botox?
And a much wider range...plus you always know where he stands on an issue.
"The last time I had this much plastic on my chest, it exploded"
I laughed way too hard at that line! One of the many reasons I love Achmed and Jeff.
For sure lol that was genius 🤣
To be honest, that joke had wrote itself
Yeah this line was particularly funny..😂😂
Frick you I was scrolling through the comments and that line popped up after I read your comment lmfao
I love how Jeff Dunham can screw up and still make people laugh and make it seem like it's part if the show.
Silence! It's still funny.
Honestly I feel like ever since the "screw ups" first happened he incorporated them into the act. So there more on purpose now than screw up.
Imagine Achmend being a librarian.
Some guy: *makes a sound*
Achmend: Silence! I k i l l y o u !
Actually that'd be pretty affective. Library would be quiet asf.
Scribble Doodle I keel you!
@@kidawesome5577
No it wouldn't everyone would keel over laughing
Achmed: *grabs a bomb and lights a lighter* dont make me do it
That would be so freaking hilarious😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I can't get over how stunned Achmed looked when Jeff removed his ribs.
How would you feel if someone disconnected your you know what without it hurting? Yea, stunned and pissed
*”I k i l l y o u”*
😂
His scream at 8:02 had me rolling HAHA was not expecting that 😂
I love all the dummies...but Achhhhmed is my FAV!!! Side-splitting funny!
“SILENCE I KILL YOU!” Gets me everytime I love it 💀
When Achmed loses his arm or leg. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Someone should sample it and use it when people are being lound in movie theater !
If I say that line in PUBLIC like Achmed... some body call 911. Don't try because I already test it!
Great dating line. "SILENCE, I KILL YOU!". At least for the first time.
Achmed is the reason I have such fun memories of running around yelling “I keel you!” As a 7 year old
Same
same, I was trying to remember where I saw it
Did you ever run into a wall?
LOL not really.
So how was the mental hospital after doing that?
Yea my teachers where so confused. Then my dad explained it to them. And they where even more confused and worried for my mental state-
Jeff is the greatest ventriloquist that ever lived and we are so lucky to have him in this generation and each and everyone of his videos are Pure Gold~!!
saw him in person 🙂 Great show he introduced URL that night lots of fun, I highly recommend spending the money it's worth it !!!!!!
Nope. Jay Johnson is way better. I like Jeff but I grew up watching Jay on Soap. 😂
@@djtbone001a I don't know who Jay Johnson is but I'll Google him and thanks for the reply.
He's not bad, but he's not as good as David Strassman with Ted E. Bare & Chuck Wood.
Of all the great ventriloquists that were mentioned no one compares to the amazing Paul Winchell.
I love how Jeff talks to them like they are real but then I remember it's all him 🤣😂
Marnel!!! MARNEL BRING DUCT TAPE!! Jeff "oh he actually brought duct tape" Achmed: "surprised look"
Even though he’s a terrorist, I still love him for being a sweetheart towards some audience.
@q_xia I KEEL YOU
@@clydeandfriends *aggressive staring*
Seeing Jeff perform live is number one on my bucket list.
My parents saw him on a cruise ship before he got famous
Mine too. He was here a few months back and I missed it. Hope he comes back soon.
You must have a short bucket list
Saw him at Winstar. He’s hilarious.
He is actually better live
How Jeff is able to keep a straight face and avoid irreversible tongue tangling is beyond me ! I love his characters, maybe he could something with some former and current politicians ? That would hilarious
"Last time i had this much plastic on my chest, it exploded" i was laughing at that for far too long
Imagine your mom walking in on you watching this, not even a teenager, laughing at a shmecks joke. Yea that happened once. Not gonna say when, but I got slapped so hard my cheek is still sore T.T
@@cutiepatootie4094 sorry about that man, my parents let me watch family Guy when I was 5 years old so that would never be a problem for me!
@@cutiepatootie4094 ok
His ability to play off puppet malfunctions is legendary.
This guy jeff dunham is a multi talented when it comes in jokes entertainment, he makes your kidney blown up of laughing outloud.
And yet you can see his lips and throught move he Ned's to take lessons from Darcy Lyn farmer she is the best
@@charleshewitt5169 you're really dull .
Can't you just enjoy an act without turning it into a pissing contest?
One of the best is when he introduced his son and then had to have his legs taped down!!!
Yeah
0:01 "ladies and gentlemen, there's a terrorist among us". audience applauds
ribs getting caught on the spine; rib cage coming off... Jeff's expression...PRICELESS!!! 🤣🤣🤣
Just
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Just
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Jeff Dunham is a genius
I’ve recently broken my femure and on nights that I can’t sleep I’m listening to Jeff. I often wonder if he realizes how many people he makes smile, even during the bad times?
2:18 me when i see a spider
To think that this is the dude who changed jeff dunhams career for the better
I love achmed❤
it talks jeff not achmed cmon
@@unknownalien3459 Really??? OMG!
and to think it was one of his original prototypes look up dead osama.
Actually, I think that when we elected a president who looks like Walter, Jeff's career/fame was made!
I rerun this too often. Just too funny to ignore.
Goes to show the talent Jeff has where his props break unintentionally, and the crowd goes crazy
The only guy who can integrate a technical difficulty so seamlessly into the main act!
It’s more than likely that was written and rehearsed after a malfunction during rehearsals, the duct tape bit looked too practised and the stage hand was laughing when he first came on.
@@gedjones5977 you sound like such a fun person...
@@apocalypse2819 I'm with @Ged Jones on this one. It makes it even more fun that JD has thought it all through and rehearsed it. He's a performer.
"The last time I had this much plastic on my chest,it EXPLODED!" LOL
It's the eyes that gets you when he says, "Silence I Keel You."
7:34
“Your ribs are caught on your spine. One second.”
Not a sentence you hear everyday! 😄
Sometimes I think the characters are real and Jeff is the dummy
Or, you're the dummy! 😉
lol
“Jeff the shared delusion”
Ouch
Or you could be the real dummy
After Walter, (I’m a 63-year-old curmudgeon myself) Achmed is my favorite!😉👍🏻❤️🇺🇸
Ditto~!!!
Of all Jeff Dunham characters I love Achmed!
I love Achmed gets stuck & falls apart
The final part of the show is beyond hilarious and Jeff being so professional kept on going on and made it even more hilarious!! Love this man, his humor and his talent!!!
i think that was a part of the show
@@dasuniversum5875 Yes, I know, lol!!!!
Never would have known that people would have cheered when someone says, “there is a terrorist among us”.
“There’s a terrorist amongst us.” (cheering) “Why are you cheering? There’s an actual terrorist amongst us.”
We need a two-hour video of Achmed !!
Jeff's ability to stay in character, is amazing. Always, there are two people on stage.😀👍
Whatever else Jeff might be dealing with, the main point is that he will always have someone to talk to, even in quarantine.
excellent show.... Loving so much both Achmed & Achmedina :)
That voice crack when he sings 🎵 iRAQ 🎵.
Can’t wait for this and the best of Jose
Same lol
Same here
same
Best of José, on a stick
i dont know if he can post those jokes because of the current political situation, but it cant hurt if it makes people laugh.
What a talent! I have great respect for you Jeff. Your name will down in the books as one of the best ventriloquist of all times. Bravo!
Are you kidding me even at twelve Darcy out performed him
@@charleshewitt5169yeah, no one knows who you’re talking about. Jeff is the best.
You are an extremely talented man. My favorite puppet is Achmed the dead terrorist
I would hope you'll be written in the school drama class for years to come 😅😅
This guy is the best, Achmed & Peanut are my favorites
Oh he's soooo funny. God bless you Jeff and your whole family. Thanks for making us laugh!
SILENCE! I KEEL YOU!
Classic
The greatest thing about Jeff is the fact that he does this so fluently so few others would ever be able to reach his level the man's a comedic genius ... Imagine having puppets as a kid and his parents thinking it's a phase to see him make absolute gold out of something viewed so mediocre ... Have and always will be a massive fan of this guy if he ever comes to liverpool or even the UK IL be there if I gotta buy the whole family tickets to see his genius in person 😁👏🏻
Some people say he's the side character.
Some people say he's the antagonist.
But I say he's the hero.
A+ for originality. I LOVE it!
Jeff: How do you spell your name?
Achmed: A... C... Phlegm.
Hahahahahahaha I'm crying here.
Jeff Dunham is the only person on the planet who can say on a massive stage "there is a terrorist among us" and it get an applause
I watch these shows over and over again and still laugh till I cry! Love Achmed the best!
This is comedy on highest level!
9:21
🤔 “ ...hmmm, when Achmed farts does he ring like a wind chime?!”
- Anthony Aaron
🤣🤣🤣 And now I have to clean up the coffee I spewed all over, but it was worth it!!!🤣🤣😍😍😍
Jeff should have that in his next show which I think would make everyone laugh so hard they end up doing it as well. Lol!!!
@@jaynamooney9745 Coca-Cola here, stings for a few minutes... had to rewind after clean-up
Thank goodness I'm drinking water right now 😆😆😆😆
@@magpieone9390 Right!!🤣🤣🤣🥛
After watching all of Jeff Dunham's performances I feel like all his puppets are real and like they share a bond like family....Thank You Jeff Dunham 👍😂
I would like to meet Walters wife
Achmed is the best
You're the GOAT man , we love your work. Keep entertaining us please.
"SILENCE! I KILL YOU!"
Those words have remained with me ever since I was a child 😂
Achmed is love achmed is life
But he's dead tho.
@@burnoutlegend0185 xd
I can't breath
@@burnoutlegend0185 wait... I uhhhhh... Okay I win
Nick B Normally people say that about Shrek but I’ll let it slide those this time!
Achmed is just a plastic puppet
Jeff is just awesome....the way he gets offended at his puppets is just so endearing lol x
This was the first video I saw of Jeff Dunham and every on since has been as good if not berrer
1:46 SILENCE I KEEL YOU
A person who talks to himself,,,,, using a puppet and making things up as he goes is totally awesome! Jeff's having more fun than the audience!
The ending I KILL YOU got me cracking up
You got to be the funniest comedian I've ever seen acting it is funny he's hilarious all your other funny man I can watch him over and over and I get a kick out of your your pretty slick throwing your voice man I like it when you throw down in the box with Walter you're pretty good man I ain't seen nobody better than you you don't need to be on America's Got Talent you got that beat hands down
Counter Terrorist Units:His hitbox is smaller since he is just a walking skeleton, get the biggest guns you can.
Don't be silly! He is already dead! Just keep reminding yourself that Jeff can make anything including a road kill, or a baked thanksgiving turkey, talk, and be funny!
They tried to catch him, but he left a false trail by throwing an arm and his rib cage at the cat. And so kitty being greedy, ran for it carrying his bits all over the place.
WHEN HE SAID FLESH WOUND I IMMEDIATELY THOUGHT OF THE BLACK KNIGHT FROM MONTY PYTHON AND THE HOLY GRAIL
Basically
Me too!😄😄😄
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All comedians steal material from others. It's just amazing to me that Jeff apparently thought nobody would notice he stole that line!
i think all of us did
This was very funny, gotta love Achmed
I give Jeff more props over everything else for being able to make jokes about accidents that happen during a show.
When I went to a Jeff Dunham show he accidentally threw Peanut, and I think he took Achmeds arm off, and he sang Jingle bombs and my dad started laughing so hard. He actually couldn't stop, and when Achmed Said I KEEL YOU, he was chuckling. Gonna be honest Peanut was one of my favorite parts of the show
Achmed is my favourite 😂😂😂
Jeff it's amazing. Make the crowd blow.
Achmed is the reason that you are one of (if not still THE) most popular comedians in the Middle East! Thank you and God Bless you for "allowing" Achmed to be in your act!!
I love how when most comedians talk about issues, Jeff Dunham uses actual characters and has conversations with them. It makes everything a hell of a lot more funny. Great stuff, I enjoy listening to your shows on Apple Music.
This man is really, really HANDSOME!!
5:17
Chipmunks doing a terrible job at harvesting be like:
8:24
Whar is a skeleton (ACHMED) favorite snack?
SPARE RIBS!!!!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Achmed: I kill you.
Me:Then I have a bone to pick with you!!!!
Every time I hear Achmed's " Jingle Bombs" song, I always crack up during his verse of the song🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Achmed is the funniest of the Dummies in my opinion.
Achmed is my favorite!!!
We actually sang Jingle Bombs constantly in December while in Afghanistan. Needless to say, Al Qaeda weren't happy(the ones who understood English) It was funny!!
My favorite Christmas Carol ever!
That IS funny!...oorah!
That's fucking awesome!
@@djonpow ba dum tuss
Is this true?
my favorite achmed is when he was dressed up in minding the monsters
some of the best of bubba j
Love From India...
I Really Love the Achmed Character... This was Too Good...when they Say "I will Kill you...." 🤣🤣🤣
This never gets old 😂
My dad introduced me to this, and Achmed was the first puppet I ever reacted to. So thank you for producing the best terrorist ever!
One more thing: Do you think you could ever do Peanut and Achmed on stage one day?
7:16 I ABSOLUTELY DIED AT THIS PART.
I just amazes me how achmed can say stuff no one else can...to any audience. And get away with it! Proves we can all take each other less serious...we don't have to fight with each other all the time
his version of jinglebells is the most patriotic thing ive heard LOL
Achmed's voice actually sounds kinda intimidating when he is serious like Batman+Achmed (Batmed? Achman? BatAch?)
ACH-man
MedMan ?
bachman?
Some of the comments that have come up about Jeff being almost 60 and what he's accomplished in his life what a better job could you have the loving what you do and be worth millions and millions of dollars I applaud you Jeff!!! Besides that you've made so many people laugh, and laughter is the best medicine!
I just don't get it how a skeleton can be so lifelike AND funny!!
This is really the best show ever! 🤣🤣
OMG, I LOVED THIS!! Can't wait to show my wife this evening. She works in healthcare field and could really use the laughter. Thank you!!!
Jeff: There is a terrorist amongst us.
Audience: (Cheers loudly)