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yesterday i was trying to play some online on mk8 through pretendo and i got a room with two players that were being absolute jerks with me, i had to log off
@@aratof18Why do people target for no reason? No matter what the game is, intentionally bullying someone while they're down is a scumbag move. I don't care if it's for 'content.'
When the goal is to win, targeting is dumb because it hurts the winning chances of both players. That is, unless it's a situation where targeting does actually help you win. In this case, I'm just recording a fun video, and in this context the stand off is pretty funny. If I didn't want them to target me, I could have switched rooms!
Shortcat you are the best TH-camr in my opinion you have helped me get so good at Mariokart and it’s led to some really fun mariokart times with me and my friends, and I owe it all to you. Thank you man, you’ve brought me and my friends closer through mariokart :)
ShortKiwi here from New Zealand! Love your content! You help me so much get better in MK! Can you now show me how to get better with my Rubics Cube? Any hints for a channel were I can learn it? 🤔
Shortcat: I will play peacefully
Shortercat: hold my beer
i ended up holding 2 red shells and no items
Hold my Guinness*
@@Shortcat321yo are you j perm?
Shortestcat: "finally a worthy opponent, our battle will be legendary"
@@cheapgorillas Even if he is, he probably won’t answer. But I don’t care if he is j perm I just love Mario Kart content from short cat
Is nobody going to acknowledge the superiority of CortShat?
Cort did WHAT
@@CitricOrangecortshat
he who shall not be named
No because he used the worst character in the game
@@rocketpadgamer If he likes it let him be
we got shortcat,shortercat but where is shortestcat?
And the smallestcat or biggestcat?
There's also short dog
Well, at least we have longcat
We also have tallcat so now we need tallercat
@@NinjaGamer-Fxnot lore accurate
Shortcat variants: UNITE AGAINST OUR CREATOR!
Shortcat: 😫
it's not easy being the creator!!
Truly a religion moment@@Shortcat321
Shortcat: aw shucks! These guys are good! 😀
I actually came across a part of the Short family when I was playing online last night. There was a ShortFish.
Shortfish once again hiding from me
@@Shortcat321Cats really like fish so obviously he's gonna hide 🫥
That may have been me…
Everybody so focused they missed CortShat
CortShat doesn't get enough credit imo
Shortercat is truly a menace to society.
Especially to you
"CortShat"
Nah bro thats a crazy name 😭
Naughty ShorterCat
ShortShawty
use any other negatively-connoted adjective i beg of thee -w-"
Can we just say that targeting is cringe? Unless it's for content of course.
yesterday i was trying to play some online on mk8 through pretendo and i got a room with two players that were being absolute jerks with me, i had to log off
@@aratof18 Exactly what I mean, whenever I win I always get targeted the game after.
@@aratof18Why do people target for no reason? No matter what the game is, intentionally bullying someone while they're down is a scumbag move. I don't care if it's for 'content.'
Never have I felt like I was being targeted and personally find it funny that someone would waste there time doing something like that
When the goal is to win, targeting is dumb because it hurts the winning chances of both players. That is, unless it's a situation where targeting does actually help you win.
In this case, I'm just recording a fun video, and in this context the stand off is pretty funny. If I didn't want them to target me, I could have switched rooms!
"If life gives you a friendly shortcat you choose violence" -ShorterCat, master of red shells
The composure on this man is impeccable my goodness
My man’s ability to remain calm in these scenarios needs to be studied
It’s cause he’s Canadian prolly
It's hilarious cause everyone's main goal is to try to make him mad but they are failing miserably 😅
Cort shat bru 😂😂
I’m proud to say I’m from the same country as ShorterCat🇮🇪
You shouldn't
@@w花b Why not?
Yeah go ivory coast
@@kingofchickens1114shut up there, good man👍
@@kingofchickens1114 be quiet there good man
*_Shortcat: Across the Mari-verse_*
Other players when they get hit: *rage*
Shortcat when he gets hit: “Aww you got me that was so good”
The shorter the cat, the taller the violence
Just wait for ShortestCat, you’ll be doomed…
Thanks for not roasting the description readers this time ShortCat!
My anger issues could never
Love your content ❤
He go Mario-Karted! Classic Shortcat with his friends.
Shortercat: (hits shortcat)
Shortcat: “they got me, that was so good! Good job!”
where's shorterer cat?
Shortcat into the shorterverse
This is Mario Kart. Peace was never an option.
Real
ShortCat be snarling behind that "good job"
shortdog: what
*darksouls music starts playing as 3 shortcats appear*
Shortercat commuting a hate crime against his creator
ShorterCat is just ShortCat coming back to the past from the future.
Shortercat should consider themself as good as dead
Can we all just agree Shortcat has millions of clones that he has friended on his switch
i love how they're all from different countries
Your ability to keep cool is unmatched.
Shortcat would be the type of person that would say “that was awesome! Good job!” After getting nuked
Man was so good at mario kart that we forgot he played with rubiks cubes
BRO! LMAO just won a local MK8 tournament by bagging. Best feeling ever
Ever since I found this guy he’s so chill and entertaining (I don’t even play mk8) 😂cool subs you have 🎉
We need a full short animal session
Can we just have a whole short animal army in a single lobby? That would be sick to see a full lobby filled with short "insert animal"
Bro is way too peaceful for how enraging that situation is 💀
Into the ShortCat verse.
Looks like the student has become the master.
Shorter cat is a ethereal demon born from the deepest, darkest pit of hell lol
"I feel like the whole world is against me!"
Bro when u slowed down he slowed down for u to pass him that proves he has beef with ya 😂
Shortercat reminds me of that Waluigi who just stayed behind to troll the players in the front. No mercy
Best MK TH-camr ever❤😁👍😊
Shortcat when Talldog walks in:
Those Irish idk but they seem really good
Damn straight. Number one country 🇮🇪☝️💪
Bro try to bully him and he thanks them he really is a menace 💀
ShortCat: heyy friends
*GETS HIT BY ANYTHING*
Also ShortCat: ok. I'll play seriously
_STARTS BAGGING_
Backing the red shell 2 turns away is demonic 😭
ShorterCat acting like the Menacing Waluigi Wiggler Hacker from Japan who was in the 2 videos "Shortcat vs Longcat & Shortcat vs ShortRat"
I would legitimately cry if shortcat told me "good job" after i hit him with a shell
"ohh that was so good,, good job 😊😆"
if someone did that to me id be so upset 😭😭
shortercat: his words mean nothing, as he is the enemy. DON'T BE DECITEFUL!
Peaceful in Mario Kart. I've never heard such blasphemy in my life
I swear shortcut sounds identical to perm!!!!!!!😅
Pls reply shortcat
We need a room where everyone is a Shortcat variant
I wanna see a Shortcat variant grand tournament, I feel like there’s at least 12 of them by now so should be possible
Shortcat you are the best TH-camr in my opinion you have helped me get so good at Mariokart and it’s led to some really fun mariokart times with me and my friends, and I owe it all to you. Thank you man, you’ve brought me and my friends closer through mariokart :)
Admire how much of a good sport you were about it
RIP shortdog. Gone, but never forgotten 🪦
" oh that was so good , good job "
- j perm , 2024
Evil Shortcat be like: Talldog
All people have"cat" in they last name
"Short dog":im the imposter?
ShortKiwi here from New Zealand! Love your content! You help me so much get better in MK!
Can you now show me how to get better with my Rubics Cube? Any hints for a channel were I can learn it? 🤔
This was such a beautiful and funny video😂
I loved the changed versions of the shortcat names 😂
It's like "CortShat" 😂
Ooooh Cortsha-
ShorterCat is the Reverse-Flash of the MK world
I keep running into these people
If i could play with them I'd name myself "ShortBat"
That short animal was looking for blood
Yo JPerm
Me when someone hits me: F**k
Shortcat when someone hits him: Good job!
Shortcat is the only youtuber that will say "Good job" when he gets beaten by someone else
i thought one was named "Snortdog" 😂
The shorter the cat, the shorter the distance to first
Can you teach me how to get better at Mario kart? And maybe it can be a great video idea!
Fugin CortShat
Short cat is one of the only mario kart players who complements them for getting a good shot on him
Cant wait for you to play shortbingo
cortshat kills me 😂😂
We got Shortcat, Shortercat, Cortshat and Shortdog
I absolutely love this😂
"Corkshat" is my fav
we have a word for this, it's called cyber-bullying
Me when longdog comes in:
rip to bro tryna be peaceful
Tallcat did a great job being in 1st
Beacful beastful
After the last couple I have seen with shortercat I think shortercat might be the optimal height
HONEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.
WHERE'S MY BUCKET OF WATER?
The Shorter he is the better he is lmao
CortShat is wild
Is it ever better to hit yourself with a banna to dodge a blue shell
Shortercat is a menace in all videos
Shorter cat bitting the curb 4K