I will have the chicken sandwich as a wrap, but with no onion or garlic or marmalade and extra pickles and extra cheese and extra mayonnaise, but instead of the lettuce I would like roast beef and I want it to have bacon. And instead of the tomatoes I will have juniper berries, and I would like to add wild-caught pacific sea prawns. Do not even try to tell me you don't have wild-caught pacific sea prawns, because I saw them on the menu another time I was here. Please do not give me any ketchup either. Instead I would like three strips of cantaloupe marinated in red wine, and instead of chicken I would like to have a piece of chocolate cake and some blueberry jam. And for my side dish, I will have french fries. But they must be fried in sunflower oil and lightly seasoned with Mediterranean sea salt and powdered milk extracted from the teat of a virgin dolphin, and I would like all of that as a salad served over fresh kale and spinach leaves and stirred together with coleslaw and fresh corn and some yogurt from a goat. And would it be too much to ask if I could have a glass of Coca-Cola with light ice only with half diet Coke and half regular Coke and half iced tea and half maple syrup and lemon on the side with a pinch of nutmeg. Also I'd like a side of ranch.
If anything close to this would happen to me at a restaurant I would say "fuck you", and walk away. I wouldn't really care if I got fired, for if I explained what happened, and they still wanted to fire me, then the place I was working wouldn't have been worth it.
LMBO! I used to have a friend that I refused to go out to eat with anymore because she embarressed me so badly by acting like this. She had like 10 weird requests for every single order and it was absolutely ridiculous!
i wanta know what lady was smoking or took before she came to dine people with real food allergies know better then to order something they are allergic to. i know its anoying when people with food allergies ask questions about food on menu that is seems safe they just want to be mega sure its safe. i feel sorry for who ever had to serve her.
"Can I get this dish with a long list of alterations, making it into something else"
"You can get out."
Anyone else notice that she wanted onion rings, then later, says she can't eat onion?
Wow, the last order was excellent writing.
I will have the chicken sandwich as a wrap, but with no onion or garlic or marmalade and extra pickles and extra cheese and extra mayonnaise, but instead of the lettuce I would like roast beef and I want it to have bacon. And instead of the tomatoes I will have juniper berries, and I would like to add wild-caught pacific sea prawns.
Do not even try to tell me you don't have wild-caught pacific sea prawns, because I saw them on the menu another time I was here.
Please do not give me any ketchup either. Instead I would like three strips of cantaloupe marinated in red wine, and instead of chicken I would like to have a piece of chocolate cake and some blueberry jam.
And for my side dish, I will have french fries. But they must be fried in sunflower oil and lightly seasoned with Mediterranean sea salt and powdered milk extracted from the teat of a virgin dolphin, and I would like all of that as a salad served over fresh kale and spinach leaves and stirred together with coleslaw and fresh corn and some yogurt from a goat.
And would it be too much to ask if I could have a glass of Coca-Cola with light ice only with half diet Coke and half regular Coke and half iced tea and half maple syrup and lemon on the side with a pinch of nutmeg.
Also I'd like a side of ranch.
“I’ll have a side of French fries”
>says allergic to potatoes
Also demanded onion rings, then says can’t eat onion...
I almost died laughing!!! "instead of chicken, chocolate cake"!!! Lol
And you know what the sad part is? After she orders all that food, even if she gets it, she'll still be dissatisfied.
her voice at end drove ME nuts!!
That is one confused bear
If anything close to this would happen to me at a restaurant I would say "fuck you", and walk away. I wouldn't really care if I got fired, for if I explained what happened, and they still wanted to fire me, then the place I was working wouldn't have been worth it.
OMG @ "...powdered milk extracted from the teat of a virgin dolphin..." XD
I almost choked to death on my earl grey tea.
Wild-caught pacific sea prawns. Wow.
Anyone else have a headache now ?
god now I have to tear apart my 300 piece First Aid Kit for Aspirin...!
No onion on the sandwich... but I want onion rings...
LMBO! I used to have a friend that I refused to go out to eat with anymore because she embarressed me so badly by acting like this. She had like 10 weird requests for every single order and it was absolutely ridiculous!
HAHAHA. sometimes I wake up at night and I shit blood @ 4:25
Now that shit was funny! Yeah, it was a bit exaggerated, but as another commenter noted, some days really are like this!
Everyday life in the restaurant business. Lmfao!!
i wanta know what lady was smoking or took before she came to dine people with real food allergies know better then to order something they are allergic to. i know its anoying when people with food allergies ask questions about food on menu that is seems safe they just want to be mega sure its safe. i feel sorry for who ever had to serve her.
we have a cobb salad
3:08 I started dying lol
so funny and so true
Hilarious!! xD
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