It's finally over, this is so sad, Alexa play the victory theme from Final Fantasy X Here's some "Where Are They Now" segments for the entire Batwoman cast: - Kate Kane: Shortly after giving the reins of Wayne Enterprises to Ryan... for... some reason, Kate took another plane out of Gotham to pursue her one true calling as a wooden clothing mannequin at Duluth Trading Company. Unfortunately, the ghost of Safiya stole Victor Zhasz' shoulder surface-to-air missile launcher from beneath his bar counter and shot it out of the sky while giving her double middle fingers, leaving Kate's body to flow down into the gutter yet again, this time probably for good. Rest in piss, Kate will (not) be missed. - Ryan: Ryan entered a one-liner contest and was promptly destroyed by the competition who also made fun of her for her weak AF quips; this scarred and traumatized her so much she went up north to where Kate Kane punched a hole in some ice and jumped into that hole, thus completing the cycle. - Mary: After the whole illegal clinic thing went tits up, and also the ordeal with Poison Ivy and Alice, Mary became very unhinged and used the rest of the billions of the dirty inheritance money from her dead criminal mother to invent the first time machine and go back in time to prevent any of this bullshit from happening; naturally since she could not return to her own timeline after this she spent the rest of her life in her new saved timeline as a Beyonce impersonator, having taken a liking to the style Poison Ivy gave her while possessed by her. - Luke Fox: Luke eventually said "fuck this bullshit" and left Gotham with the Batwing suit and a few millions in Wayne Enterprises' business funds. He spent the rest of his life comfortably, occasionally using the Batwing suit to fight crime and as a kickass Halloween costume. - Alice: No - Sophie: Despite originally not wanting to sacrifice her career, lifestyle, and sense of self just to bang Kate Kane for the rest of her life, she realized she was going to do exactly just that but with Ryan and snapped out of her stupidity; some time later she found where Jacob Kane lived and decided to drop by for a visit between two old friends, only to walk in on him watching Hamsterdance, confusing her so much that her brain permanently buffered. - Jacob Kane: Following the events of Season 2, Jacob Kane, as the sole voice of reason and the only one with some sort of common sense, became a model prisoner and was let out on a reduced sentence. Returning to Gotham to find everything different from when he last saw it he decided on living a normal life. One day he clicked on a link that led him to the Hamsterdance video just as Sophie came in for a visit; Jacob slammed his laptop shut and asked her: "What'd you bring me?" Of course he never got an answer but the line is still iconic.
The soft spoken queen returns to bless us with her scathing criticism of a terrible excuse for a television show that took WAY too long to get cancelled
The fact that the writers put a stinger at the end of the season that they had to know was the final one. The shear hubris and incompetency. At the crap show is finally over.
I like the part where Asian says, “Come back, Shane!” and then Batwoman shoots her and then says, “My name’s not Shane, kid!” Pretty much the greatest ending to any show ever.
It's not over, you still have the upcoming cringefest "Gotham Knights" coming to CW. Also the laughter that stems from CW being 75% sold for $0 (and $100m debts that come with it)
I’m actually a little sad about the series ending, I’ve liked your commentaries on them for a couple years now. Well I guess on to the next series! Excited for the next project!
the lil hotdogs you add in post certainly do add a good comedic touch here and there and I have grown to love it. I await your coverage of that new CW show you mentioned, if it's good it's good. I think you should also try looking for a new series that's actually decent and cover why you like it versus poorly made shows. just a thought, your channel is excellent and I love the art for the island!
Is it okay if I say I'll actually look back at this show with nostalgia ? Like, it's obviously terrible, but it introduced me to a handful of excellent content creators I have grown fond of (like the Wish-Fo'-Death Island bish over here), and it gave me so many good memories and probably made the last years of entertainment BETTER for me... Though I think it needed to go, for the obvious reasons and for the fact that all so-bad-it's-good things need to come to an end... Anyway... Enjoy the video guys !
Ever notice Tara never leaves Wish for Death Island? It's because she can't leave. There are 4 ships that pass by Wish for Death Island all headed for civilization. but Tara has never made a smoke signal or written an SOS in leaves or sea shells. Believe me she's tried. The island always finds a way to destroy it. It always rains when she tries to raise smoke signals and the waves wash away any signs she crafts. The truth of the matter is, She can't leave because the island wont let her. The island knows once she leaves no one will wish anymore and the power is lost. But Tara is clever and crafty. She's plotting something big to leave Wish for Death Island. What she doesn't know is, the Island has plans too.
Thank you. I need something to watch! So long Batwoman .Your cringe has provided so many content creators so much opportunities to make fun of you. You'll be missed.
Their biggest idea for season the next season is fucking Salomon grundy? Man, and they nerf him to be a scrawny little shit lord? mercy this shitshow is over
Thank goodness. That this nightmare has finally ended. We can’t undo what we saw but we can enjoy life realizing that this show is done for. Also I felt bad that this one rainbow guy from the UK had his other CW show: Legends of Tomorrow cancelled. It’s obvious better than Batwoman despite that the show isn’t good. But it isn’t as terrible as Batwoman. That’s for sure.
After watching all of your reviews, it's amazing that we're actually here at the end. I thought it would never come. As a fellow Aussie, I love all of your stuff, and it's great to see your shop, it's all really cute :D Unrelated to this, but I was wondering if you would consider switching gears to an actually good superhero show, Marvel's Agents of Shield. Fine if not, but it would be great to see you review something good for once lol.
I don't know how Supernatural was as good as it was with the CW at the helm. It was cheap, sure, but it was a really fun series, and that's a claim this show sure as hell can't make.
"7th heaven" is a bonkers wb show, never actually watched it just thought the name was stupid. but in 2014 we found out guy who played the dad, stephen collins was a horrible person
Brilliant & very funny review, of the final few episodes of Batwoman. Tara, if you want to. please can you review the cancelled cw dc series Naomi?. because that would be great, thank you. of course, take your time with other things, if you're busy. :)
@@somethingsuperbland8829 The thing about Titans season 3 is that it's not bad, it's just *aggressively* not good. Withous spoiling things, the decisions people make are just dumb on the surface and all the way through, but things fall into place anyway. There are continuity errors within the same episode, through multiple episodes. And certain people are edgy, dangerous, and pathetic all at the same time. It's not even worth making fun of, and this is coming from a guy who will definitely watch season 4
This show is so dumb it took me several minutes to realise I haven't seen the last recap because the plot is so uninteresting. Only for me to double check and see i DID watch the last recap...
This turned into a movie review channel. Hopefully that changes so I can come back to enjoying your channel. This content just isn't for me. Best of luck though.
Here after TheCW getting sold for literally free, this show is entirely worthless
The CW costs $0 and I should’ve owned a tv network for free. Damn missed opportunity.
"The show is literally worthless."
"It will be...once it ruins Batman."
HE-
It's worse than free, anyone who bought the network adopts the debts it came with, it literally cost negatives
It's finally over, this is so sad, Alexa play the victory theme from Final Fantasy X
Here's some "Where Are They Now" segments for the entire Batwoman cast:
- Kate Kane: Shortly after giving the reins of Wayne Enterprises to Ryan... for... some reason, Kate took another plane out of Gotham to pursue her one true calling as a wooden clothing mannequin at Duluth Trading Company. Unfortunately, the ghost of Safiya stole Victor Zhasz' shoulder surface-to-air missile launcher from beneath his bar counter and shot it out of the sky while giving her double middle fingers, leaving Kate's body to flow down into the gutter yet again, this time probably for good. Rest in piss, Kate will (not) be missed.
- Ryan: Ryan entered a one-liner contest and was promptly destroyed by the competition who also made fun of her for her weak AF quips; this scarred and traumatized her so much she went up north to where Kate Kane punched a hole in some ice and jumped into that hole, thus completing the cycle.
- Mary: After the whole illegal clinic thing went tits up, and also the ordeal with Poison Ivy and Alice, Mary became very unhinged and used the rest of the billions of the dirty inheritance money from her dead criminal mother to invent the first time machine and go back in time to prevent any of this bullshit from happening; naturally since she could not return to her own timeline after this she spent the rest of her life in her new saved timeline as a Beyonce impersonator, having taken a liking to the style Poison Ivy gave her while possessed by her.
- Luke Fox: Luke eventually said "fuck this bullshit" and left Gotham with the Batwing suit and a few millions in Wayne Enterprises' business funds. He spent the rest of his life comfortably, occasionally using the Batwing suit to fight crime and as a kickass Halloween costume.
- Alice: No
- Sophie: Despite originally not wanting to sacrifice her career, lifestyle, and sense of self just to bang Kate Kane for the rest of her life, she realized she was going to do exactly just that but with Ryan and snapped out of her stupidity; some time later she found where Jacob Kane lived and decided to drop by for a visit between two old friends, only to walk in on him watching Hamsterdance, confusing her so much that her brain permanently buffered.
- Jacob Kane: Following the events of Season 2, Jacob Kane, as the sole voice of reason and the only one with some sort of common sense, became a model prisoner and was let out on a reduced sentence. Returning to Gotham to find everything different from when he last saw it he decided on living a normal life. One day he clicked on a link that led him to the Hamsterdance video just as Sophie came in for a visit; Jacob slammed his laptop shut and asked her: "What'd you bring me?" Of course he never got an answer but the line is still iconic.
Based Alice segment
The soft spoken queen returns to bless us with her scathing criticism of a terrible excuse for a television show that took WAY too long to get cancelled
The fact that the writers put a stinger at the end of the season that they had to know was the final one. The shear hubris and incompetency. At the crap show is finally over.
"The sheer _fucking_ hubris. You think you can walk in here and ruin the entire Batfamily and think you can get another season?"
I like the part where Asian says, “Come back, Shane!” and then Batwoman shoots her and then says, “My name’s not Shane, kid!” Pretty much the greatest ending to any show ever.
It has to be better than that scene from the 60's Batman show.
If you know what I'm talking about, then congratulations: you know a better LA DC show!
the only thing missing is the 5 fps footage
@@QJ89
please explain
It's not over, you still have the upcoming cringefest "Gotham Knights" coming to CW. Also the laughter that stems from CW being 75% sold for $0 (and $100m debts that come with it)
‘This trip was truly fun, wasn’t it?’
-Joseph Joestar
I’m actually a little sad about the series ending, I’ve liked your commentaries on them for a couple years now. Well I guess on to the next series! Excited for the next project!
She lives.
But boy, is this show something else. Possibly an SCP.
is there a method to contain it?
the lil hotdogs you add in post certainly do add a good comedic touch here and there and I have grown to love it. I await your coverage of that new CW show you mentioned, if it's good it's good. I think you should also try looking for a new series that's actually decent and cover why you like it versus poorly made shows. just a thought, your channel is excellent and I love the art for the island!
Is it okay if I say I'll actually look back at this show with nostalgia ? Like, it's obviously terrible, but it introduced me to a handful of excellent content creators I have grown fond of (like the Wish-Fo'-Death Island bish over here), and it gave me so many good memories and probably made the last years of entertainment BETTER for me...
Though I think it needed to go, for the obvious reasons and for the fact that all so-bad-it's-good things need to come to an end...
Anyway... Enjoy the video guys !
Man, I'm honestly disappointed that EFAP is gonna run out of Batwamen episodes to laugh hysterically at, I totally feel you
Ever notice Tara never leaves Wish for Death Island? It's because she can't leave. There are 4 ships that pass by Wish for Death Island all headed for civilization. but Tara has never made a smoke signal or written an SOS in leaves or sea shells. Believe me she's tried. The island always finds a way to destroy it. It always rains when she tries to raise smoke signals and the waves wash away any signs she crafts.
The truth of the matter is, She can't leave because the island wont let her. The island knows once she leaves no one will wish anymore and the power is lost. But Tara is clever and crafty. She's plotting something big to leave Wish for Death Island. What she doesn't know is, the Island has plans too.
After this you could do the new CW series Gotham Knights when it comes out. It looks like they tried to cram Riverdale into the Batman universe.
This hurts to read and imagine. I need to see 30 videos about it.
will we get riveting dialogue like “you’re looking dilfy tonight?
i like the idea of some naomi coverage too 😭
The torture never ends like any comic book villian it will be back at somepoint in some form.
STARTING OFF WITH WESLEY FUCKING WILLIS?! I'm in heaven!
Look at us. At the end of the world, you've grown so much. I'm proud of you. Keep it up, you're one of my favorite channel on this site.
Thank God. I go into withdrawal when I'm not getting exposed to cringe.
Thank you. I need something to watch! So long Batwoman .Your cringe has provided so many content creators so much opportunities to make fun of you. You'll be missed.
The show just constantly lowered the bar until it was a tripping hazard in hell. so glad you covered it lmao.
long term subscriber
love your channel
wish for death island popular 100k let's gooo
Their biggest idea for season the next season is fucking Salomon grundy? Man, and they nerf him to be a scrawny little shit lord? mercy this shitshow is over
Literally come here for your soothing voice. ☺️
Your content is dope and you deserve a crap ton more subscribers.
Thank goodness. That this nightmare has finally ended. We can’t undo what we saw but we can enjoy life realizing that this show is done for. Also I felt bad that this one rainbow guy from the UK had his other CW show: Legends of Tomorrow cancelled. It’s obvious better than Batwoman despite that the show isn’t good. But it isn’t as terrible as Batwoman. That’s for sure.
welp, after all this CW madness all i can say is:
'wasn't that fun?'
I didn't know this show existed till ProcastiTara.
gonna miss these
The queen has returned!!
Oh how bittersweet...
Also were they ever going to tell us what happened to Batman or are we supposed to believe that he fucked off just because???
Thank you ProcrastiTara. Your suffering will be remembered.
Finally, the nightmare will end.
Yes, finally!!! I see you also have heard the good news!!!
I laughed so hard whenever Ivy sucked out the energy of Poison!Mary xD
The Jobel reference out of nowhere SENT me lmao
Yes I love falling asleep to your asmr voice
0:00 Death when talking about Kevin Conroy XD
After watching all of your reviews, it's amazing that we're actually here at the end. I thought it would never come.
As a fellow Aussie, I love all of your stuff, and it's great to see your shop, it's all really cute :D
Unrelated to this, but I was wondering if you would consider switching gears to an actually good superhero show, Marvel's Agents of Shield. Fine if not, but it would be great to see you review something good for once lol.
Large Body of Water... That's absolutely his name
Even for THIS show, it sounds like the Joker buzzer plot device makes absolutely ZERO sense 🤡
I don't know how Supernatural was as good as it was with the CW at the helm.
It was cheap, sure, but it was a really fun series, and that's a claim this show sure as hell can't make.
It was one terrible adventure
Talk about Legends of Tomorrow! It’ll give you SO MUCH material!
Yay! :D Finally, the pain is over, no more free-range brain damage...
It's already been canceled, but I'd love your takes on Supergirl!
4:08
You can just HEAR the Persona 4 Victory Theme going off in their head after they Uploaded this.
8:57 Check the bathroom Joe...
But that where the marcinito is.
the last one... finally
Can we talk about why the Joker acts more like The Riddler...
You should definitely talk about Supergirl! That show blows.
Thank god the Daredevil show got made before current, CURRENT year.
What other shows are even on CW? Does anyone watch that channel?
Truly the end of an era. A shitty terrible era. Thank jeebus.
What's that western game you're playing very interesting.
I was going to ask you to do The CW's The Arrow. But could you please do The Flash?
Yes me too 😂
It's finally over. Wish for Death Island gets to see the death of one of the most hilariously bad TV shows ever.
"7th heaven" is a bonkers wb show, never actually watched it just thought the name was stupid. but in 2014 we found out guy who played the dad, stephen collins was a horrible person
Watch HBO MAX pick this fucking show up for another season, just so you can suffer more.
17:24 They've become self aware
Excellent Review 👍
I still have no idea what happened in this series. And I'm okay with that.
Brilliant & very funny review, of the final few episodes of Batwoman. Tara, if you want to. please can you review the cancelled cw dc series Naomi?. because that would be great, thank you. of course, take your time with other things, if you're busy. :)
Crack shack 😂
Are you going to do a video on the Monkey Island fiasco?
Gotham Knights is gonna be a huge meme for sure
Black Lightning on CW
So the money laundry scheme is finally over, huh? Well, as Spider-Emo would say: Good riddance
Don't worry CW has other shows, although, I have a feeling that, "she Hulk," will take up Batwoman's mantel.
I hope they renew it and recast everyone except alice and the asian.
Been a fun ride, thank you Tara (I'm assuming is something you're fine with being called)
Short one Today I guess. Still the videos are good whatever the Length.
You know you want to dig into Gotham Knights!
Gotham Knights! Is going to be great🌚
So..... Poison Ivy is Eleven?
Like 11 years old, that would explain a lot.
Yes i got her joke internet don't loose your shit.
Is Titans still godawful? I loved the teen titans so that would nice to see ripped to shreds.
It's gotten worse
@@WastedPotential17 wonderful! I really hope she tears that one up next then bc it would just feel right
@@somethingsuperbland8829 The thing about Titans season 3 is that it's not bad, it's just *aggressively* not good. Withous spoiling things, the decisions people make are just dumb on the surface and all the way through, but things fall into place anyway. There are continuity errors within the same episode, through multiple episodes. And certain people are edgy, dangerous, and pathetic all at the same time. It's not even worth making fun of, and this is coming from a guy who will definitely watch season 4
@@WastedPotential17 damn. I guess Gotham Knights is all we have
What could go ever wrong if HBO did pick it up😂
lol wesley willis intro. tara is waifu
asian looks lika a 7R4NNY
Bussin’?
Can you watch Supergirl next? I heard that one really fell off by the end.
She do videos on other cw shows
Please cover Gotham Knights next, based on the trailer it is just as embarrassing.
911 dam is a great turn of phrase
This show is so dumb it took me several minutes to realise I haven't seen the last recap because the plot is so uninteresting.
Only for me to double check and see i DID watch the last recap...
Gotham Knights
Im here way too early dafuq
Gotham Knights is gonna be worse
Pls reviews bojack horseman
Thank god batwoman got cancelled.
Some cw show ya could do Riverdale supergirl and flash that are just as bad as batwoman
So is the whole "black glove" thing about trying to fix their kids supposed to be some kind of conversion therapy allegory?
Cause if it's it's bad
As bad as the show was, I honestly enjoyed Alice as a character and idk why
Hot and crazy has never been not sexy
Adachi moment
This turned into a movie review channel. Hopefully that changes so I can come back to enjoying your channel. This content just isn't for me. Best of luck though.
maybe you could do Gotham Knights when it comes out. The cringe factor just from the trailer is 🤌chef's kiss