It's fitting that the assassin is the Force child of two lesbians, because burning down your coven in a temper tantrum just screams "fatherless behavior."
Hot take: this is the most based Star Wars episode ever. It says that two women can’t create life without dark witchcraft and that a fatherless home leads to unstable children and a complete breakdown of the family. Based Leslye CHADland
Feeding? No, she got quite a few pieces herself. Remember, Brick Face thought _Frozen_ was about incestuous lesbian romance. Her RL sister refuses to speak to her. _The Acolyte_ is apparently a message/love letter to that sister. _DO THE MATH!_ If anything, I suspect her success with Weinstein can be attributed to her pulling a Lena Dunham with her sister as a child. Birds of a feather flock together, and in her case I suspect she was actually less of an assistant and more of a partner in crime. And for some reason, Hollywood decided to protect her instead of Harvey. Really activates the almonds, don't it?
Imagine thinking the episode you've created is such a win by putting in lesbian conception, when in reality you completely demonstrate why fatherlessness leads to complete societal decay.
"You are just a child, eventually you will grow up and want different things." Funny because whenever the subject of a child's gender comes up they insist that the child already knows what they want for the rest of their life.
Remember, the Dark Witches who indoctrinate children are supposed to be the good guys, and the Jedi who value children and defeat the Dark Witches are supposed to be the bad guys.
At this point I am convinced that this lame multi colour cult is a far right psi op to make everyone hate the multicolour people. It's either that or the multicolour cult is unbelievably stupid.
The huge flaw nobody has mentioned is that the Jedi wouldn’t have taken them in the first place because they were too old and had attachments to the lesbians…. Breaking the lore
Exactly. The shills would have you believe that Anakin was taken too old as well...but that encounter wasn't planned it was by chance, and he was only taken once it had been proven he was so strong with the Force, that it could not be ignored.
Wait wait wait. So one of the 'mothers' basically tells the girl: "Shut up, you're a child and too young to understand what is good for you?" Bold take from the crowd that says children can choose their own gender. Kinda based
Is Jonestown town based? Because what happened to the witches *who can conceive baby sith using the Big Ghey and are, presumably, omnipotent* would only make sence if they commited sudokku on mass before the fire broke out!
I'm a G in the LGB ... we were here before this fad, and we'll be here after it's over. And I personally, will continue to stand with single mothers everywhere.
Even in a galaxy far far away the black children still have no baby daddies. Excellent social commentary by Disney it's both stunning and very very brave!! Based AF!
Much like Osha, I can believe that Leslie Hedland, in her previous career, made a lot of young actresses do stuff that they really really didn't want to do.
One of the actresses who accused Weinstein said that his female assistant also came on to her. Granted, this actress is Cara Delavigne, who only gets attention by telling the Daily Mail how bisexual she is every five minutes. So I didn't believe the allegation when it first came out. Now that I know about Headland, I fully believe Cara's story and believe that Headland must have preyed on other girls too.
@@yuuichisanaro Well to be fair the stories they were telling were based on old fairy tales at a time when many women died in child birth. So this story and those were based in reality.
Saw this comment from another video but its so true. "activists don't buy movie tickets, activists don't buy video games, activists don't buy comic books, activists don't buy toys, activists don't pay for streaming subscriptions"
Isaiah 5:20: Woe to those who call evil good and good evil, who put darkness for light and light for darkness, who put bitter for sweet and sweet for bitter.
Peace is a Lie, there is only Passion. Through Passion I gain Strength. Thought Strength I gain Power. Though Power I gain Victory. 0Though Victory my chains are broken. The Force shall free me. So this idea of no good or evil only Power, fits well for the Evil Sith and those who fallow at lest some of the teachings.
@@rolkflameraven1483 The Pre-Rule of Two Sith were better than this cult though, as they at least embraced power means freedom to carve your own path. Just not freedom from persecution from others who oppose your path.
"I felt a great disturbance in the Force...as if millions of Diverse Lesbians were furiously scissoring away and were suddenly emboldened. I fear something terrible has happened" - Obi-Wan (probably)
@@Tallorian It's cause he's laughing his tits off knowing he not only fucked Disney out of boatloads of money...but once it absolutely fucking fails and they're forced to sell off properties so they can't go bankrupt...he can buy it back for pennies on the dollar. The man can't lose
Appreciate the fact that a middle aged woman is using a $12 billion IP to work through her unresolved childhood issues. This is what our culture has become. It's depressingly embarrassing.
Space Cream is literally that joke TeamFourStar made over 16 years ago in Dragon Ball Z Abridged where Raditz goes, "No! My Space Pod! Aggh! My Space Armor!" and Piccolo goes, from offscreen, "We *GET* It! You're from space!" That joke was reused a few times later on in the Namek Saga where Jeice talk about being from Space Australia. But the best joke related to it is one that is very applicable to the Acolyte. It's when DBZA Freiza goes, "I'm sorry, but if this s**t goes any further south, we're going to hit Space Mexico."
The level of disconnect these people have is INSANE. They don't even realize they expose themselves as the evil guys without any input from others!! They are VILE!!!
There's a South Park episode where Cartman gets "psychic powers" and then he tries to solve murder mysteries and then other "psychic detectives" show up and they have a psychic powers fight. That clip fits in perfectly at 3:55
Even in a galaxy far far away the black children still have no baby daddies. Excellent social commentary by Disney it's both stunning and very very brave!!
But that's the narrative isn't it? It's the same difference when the evil Spanyards destroyed the beautiful Aztec culture of sacrificing hundreds of people a year, or when the evil British banned burning of the widows in India. PURE EVIL, wasn't it?
Some of us actually WERE raised as lesbian witches, and chose to leave. I find your description both helpful and hilarious. Amazing how we get independence until we decide our folks are perverts and we want to be normal women. All of a sudden, all the stereotypes ascribed to straight parents come leaping out of our mothers’ mouths. Oh we mustn’t join the straights. Oh the Christians are evil, even when we can SEE they’re nicer than our own people. Thanks for your video, Az. I’m howling with laughter at “U-Hauls at ten paces!” And I’m an ordinary straight Christian woman now, very glad to have left my mother’s Darkmoon Circle behind…
Wait for the other shoe to drop. Next it will be that the jedi have been taking them to steal the power of the force from them just like the whole timeless children doctor who thing. "See! Evil patriarchy!"
@@judicator625 True, funny how even across multiple nations, from multiple different people across the entire history of mankind all managed to get the same conclusion, a conclusion that modern people are avoiding to accept.
Why do they ALWAYS portray a sorority of women like this. Anyone who has been to a real sorority or group of women knows that women NEVER behave like this. This is a portrayal of what boss babes envision a society of women should be like.
Because they write what they know, and they only know how they, their circle jerk of lonely women, would react in a situation like this. Full of crazies.
@@charlescaulkins8306They like everyone else have no idea how they would react in a situation like this. This is how they like to think they would react. Which is a fantasy.
At the root of it, this is how an evil person dreams to create a perfect society without the evil, according to evil person, people. It does not make sense because it can't.
The minute they make the force female they make it about threads and weaving. So basically sowing and knitting. And women build a place out of stone and still can’t stop it from burning and collapsing. This show is doing a great job on dispelling stereotypes. 😂
@@tinytitan8807 There is an old political joke from the UK It isn't what you know. And it isn't who you know. It's what you know about who you know. That's the most important
The fact that they thought showing the other twin was alive like it’s a surprise shows how incompetent the writers are. May alive like no shit we already know that.
I wonder how much dirt Leslye has on Disney's decision-makers. Why else do they let her continue with this nonsense despite ruining yet another original IP and sinking Disney financially once again?
Reminder: Brick Face thought _Frozen_ was about incestuous lesbian romance. Her RL sister refuses to speak to her. _The Acolyte_ is apparently a message/love letter to that sister. _DO THE MATH!_
Once a upon a time Doctor Who used to be special, now everyone is Doctor Who. Once upon a time Force Users used to be special, now everyone is a Force User
I'll point out Psychopaths' and serial killers usually start by torturing and killing animals now with that in mind Mae tries to kill her sister, burns down her village killing all of the coven and witches including her mother's then starts killing the 4 Jedi it's clear Mae is a psychopath and serial killer.
@@georgeray1906 Glad someone else remembered. Worse, her mother didn't seem to consider that a red flag, and indulged Echo's animal abuse instead of disciplining her.
I have to say, accidentally imparting morals is a pretty bold and self awareness lacking moment for these people. It's almost like they don't believe their own lies.
The sad thing is, they're not even trying to hide their agenda anymore. They laid everything out here about how they see children and those willing to defend them.
They're insulting themselves with how they're portraying the Jedi as CPS and the communist space witches as modern 🏳🌈🏳⚧cult-ism. *Can the Jedi become any more based?*
Remember in Episode 1 when it's explained that the Force comes from midichloriens (sp?), and that Anakin was almost certainly conceived by midichloriens, thereby affirming he was the Chosen One? Well, apparently now ANYONE can be conceived by the Force, at least as long as their parents are lesbians or some other protected minority group. I still remember back when Star Wars was a cool, likable franchise that anyone could get into, and you weren't openly accused of bigotry for disliking a part of it.
Ummm. Wtf are you talking about Anakin being conceived by metachlorian? That was never a thing. He had parents.... he was just full of them.... not conceived by them 😂😂😂
Should also be noted that influencing the midichlorians to create life is explicitly a SUPER high tier SITH power. This is the crowning achievement of super extremely evil Sith Lord Darth Plagueis. So this is a coven of Sith Lesbian Child Torturing Witches. Yeah no if there's some stupid reveal where "Ah no the JEDI killed them actually!" then I'm still in support of the Jedi for attempting to save 2 children being tortured.
yeah you didn't understand the midichlorians at all. the force doesn't come from them. they are how beings interface with the force. the more you have the higher your potential influence on the force.
I always love these forced and unrealistic portrayals of sorority between women. In real life women hate each other, compete constantly for the pettiest of reasons and can even backstab friends on a whim. But sure, women are sisters, sure. Also they always show the "bond" between women by making them cry or dance together, the lamest shit you will ever see.
As a woman I can completely confirm this. When will unhollywood would realize this simple fact about females and actually USE it! Oh, they wouldn't because this actually might lead to actual character development and interesting plots. -_-
Thats so on tha fuckin nail!!!Used to wanna be a father so bad,but after some yrs of drama, bs and narcissism from that revolving door of asshats,I pretty much said with how they act, and how the world is now,I'm actually thankful now I didn't become a father!!no crazy garden tools gonna take my kid from me!when I kill myself to take care and provide for them, I'll be damned if some Bit*& gonna worry more about looking nice(FOR OTHERS) care more about the dance floor,than say oh ur horrible, u didn't have to carry and push the child out etc etc...KNKW WHAT,UR RIGHT, I DIDNT DO THAT PART,IM DOING THE OTHER 18+YRS of making sure they have what they need!!cause they can't even give their kids common sense knowledge these days!!??🤦♂️🤷♂️🤣😂🤪✌️🤟🍻
This is awesome. I'm watching this trainwreck space fire, thinking, "Wow, they never disappoint in how much lower the bar can get." Disney is sending a clear message that lesbians are the worst choice for parenting children.
Even if they later reveal that the Jedi actually killed all of the witches and destroyed their base. It still won’t redeem Mae for trying to burn her sister alive.
Az! My brother from another mother. When you howled, "Space foooooooooooooooork!!!" it made me deliriously happy. Great video man, just freaking great!
These ideological writers are so bad at their jobs, they can't even write a story that's supposed to uphold their own ideological point of view without it being a contradictory mess that shows just how nonsensical their ideology is. ...That's *impressively* bad.
Could Bob Iger secretly be an ally playing a 4D chess move in letting these crazies show the world who they really are? I doubt it, but it's funny to think about.
A stone fort (basically carved out of a mountain) burns to the ground because of a twee little book burning. Unless there was a barrel of chlorine trifluoride in the room ... nope.
“Woe to those who call evil good and good evil, who put darkness for light and light for darkness, who put bitter for sweet and sweet for bitter.” Isaiah 5:20 NIV
If Leslie Headland thinks the Jedi she made up are evil for "Grooming Kids", then how come she has a problem with parents taking there children out of Drag Queen Story Hour?
I work with the worlds biggest Star Wars nerd and he has forgiven a lot. This show has frustrated him almost to the point of tears. The fans, the hard-core ones are not angry. They are desperate to be passionate about it again because for some it is their only escape.
Unfortunately thats pretty much certain to never happen again. At this point Disney in general are incapable of creating anything that any actual fans would be passionate about.
When Plagueis tried to create life with the force and sith sorcery he was struck with such a powerful backlash by the force it almost killed him, and the force created Anakin as a result. When the space witches created life, the backlash from the force took a few years to build up, and then it burned them all to death. Definitely what happened. Definitely.
The animated series explained that the Dathomir witches stayed apart from the males like Darth Maul and his brother because they were super aggressive, and they only came together to mate.
It's fitting that the assassin is the Force child of two lesbians, because burning down your coven in a temper tantrum just screams "fatherless behavior."
According to disney all black people are the same.
That's hilarious
But lesbians can be fathers too. They just have to change their pronouns.
Force testicles activate
Force biology convert
Thankfully they're so Jedistoic
Ooooh burn. Gonna need that space cream now
Hot take: this is the most based Star Wars episode ever. It says that two women can’t create life without dark witchcraft and that a fatherless home leads to unstable children and a complete breakdown of the family. Based Leslye CHADland
Shockingly that observation is true. 👍
Hahaha damn, you are right.
Sort of like Barbieland becoming a happier, more functional place after the patriarchy took it over.
Single black mom😮
Just as Fury Road tells us that feminist dreams destroy best place female can have in post-apo world.
Imagine feeding women to harvey and then trying to write the greatest good vs evil franchise ever.
She doesn't have to imagine it. She's living it.
Feeding? No, she got quite a few pieces herself. Remember, Brick Face thought _Frozen_ was about incestuous lesbian romance. Her RL sister refuses to speak to her. _The Acolyte_ is apparently a message/love letter to that sister. _DO THE MATH!_
If anything, I suspect her success with Weinstein can be attributed to her pulling a Lena Dunham with her sister as a child. Birds of a feather flock together, and in her case I suspect she was actually less of an assistant and more of a partner in crime. And for some reason, Hollywood decided to protect her instead of Harvey. Really activates the almonds, don't it?
@@tonygreenfield7820
How much of the budget do you think Brick Face spent on Wayfair cabinets alone?
She probably despises straight woman and did al tose things whit smile on her face
She basically rewrote Two Girls One Cup.
Harvey: "Now Leslie, when the bad people come and Interrogate you, be sure to lie so they can't take you away"
YES! Very much how groomers control children. The projection in this episode is so thick.
Something the Hollywood crowd has to tell children quite often I'm sure. Especially don't tell them about the naked time.
Is the thread a penis??
Imagine thinking the episode you've created is such a win by putting in lesbian conception, when in reality you completely demonstrate why fatherlessness leads to complete societal decay.
"You are just a child, eventually you will grow up and want different things." Funny because whenever the subject of a child's gender comes up they insist that the child already knows what they want for the rest of their life.
“Unfortunately when you grow up and want different things… like your vagina or penis back… you can’t”.
true, these people don't know what logic is
I don't know what you mean. I wanted to be one of the Thundercats and be married to Cheetara when I was six. Do you think I've changed my mind? 😅🤣😂
@@michaeldavis3819 Fair point, fair point... also I just realized even all these years later, I still wanna be Soundwave.
Pls stop making sense ... 😊
This show makes Batwoman look straight.
😂 That got me lmao
And they say theres no such thing as magic 😂
You win the Internet this week 😂😂😂
💀💀😭🤣🤣🤣
You went straight for the cheap shot
Remember, the Dark Witches who indoctrinate children are supposed to be the good guys, and the Jedi who value children and defeat the Dark Witches are supposed to be the bad guys.
Yes - we must keep that straight - no pun intended.
At this point I am convinced that this lame multi colour cult is a far right psi op to make everyone hate the multicolour people.
It's either that or the multicolour cult is unbelievably stupid.
Not just that, but MAE burns everyone down.......yet it's somehow the Jedi's fault in her eyes?
Damn so how did we just do a complete 360 from Ashoka in a matter of months??? 😂
Even if the Jedi did wipe them out, I fail to see how that's a bad thing.
Jedi didn't start the fire, it was always burning since the world's been turning.
Nice dude👍🏼
The huge flaw nobody has mentioned is that the Jedi wouldn’t have taken them in the first place because they were too old and had attachments to the lesbians…. Breaking the lore
Exactly. The shills would have you believe that Anakin was taken too old as well...but that encounter wasn't planned it was by chance, and he was only taken once it had been proven he was so strong with the Force, that it could not be ignored.
Dont have attachments now cos everyones dead. Convenient!
I remember the days when baby Anakin was "too old" in Windu's eyes😂 ( I didn't mean that way *bonk*)
Sorry anakin, you cant become a jedi, you like lesbians too much
Disney: Lore? WHat is that? We own Lucasfilm and the Star Wars IP. We'll change it the lore as much as we want to suit our woke agenda.
Wait wait wait. So one of the 'mothers' basically tells the girl:
"Shut up, you're a child and too young to understand what is good for you?"
Bold take from the crowd that says children can choose their own gender. Kinda based
I hit the hard brakes on that as well....... Leslie is really going against the grain of the LBGT cult with that take.
Is Jonestown town based? Because what happened to the witches *who can conceive baby sith using the Big Ghey and are, presumably, omnipotent* would only make sence if they commited sudokku on mass before the fire broke out!
Can you spell "contradictory take"?
I'm a G in the LGB ... we were here before this fad, and we'll be here after it's over. And I personally, will continue to stand with single mothers everywhere.
@mikekays4108 I'm a straight single white guy responsible comment on your part single father's are underestimated greetings from pa.
Are they trying to say that lesbian parents raise volatile youth? 🤔😂
Space Lesbian Space parents raise volatile Space youths
In Space Australia
Can't let that get out, can we?🤣🤣
What an odd thing to say!
Force ovulate!
Even in a galaxy far far away the black children still have no baby daddies.
Excellent social commentary by Disney it's both stunning and very very brave!! Based AF!
Much like Osha, I can believe that Leslie Hedland, in her previous career, made a lot of young actresses do stuff that they really really didn't want to do.
If anything, she more than likely got a few pieces/sloppy seconds.
One of the actresses who accused Weinstein said that his female assistant also came on to her. Granted, this actress is Cara Delavigne, who only gets attention by telling the Daily Mail how bisexual she is every five minutes. So I didn't believe the allegation when it first came out. Now that I know about Headland, I fully believe Cara's story and believe that Headland must have preyed on other girls too.
Definitely. The woman is F*ckin evil.
Even Disney writes black kids without fathers 🤣🤣🤣
About time they use to make kids without moms.
It had to be some basis in reality
@@yuuichisanaro Well to be fair the stories they were telling were based on old fairy tales at a time when many women died in child birth. So this story and those were based in reality.
😂😂😂😂😂
Saw this comment from another video but its so true. "activists don't buy movie tickets, activists don't buy video games, activists don't buy comic books, activists don't buy toys, activists don't pay for streaming subscriptions"
It's almost hard to believe that Star Wars was once regarded in the most esteemed reverence.
Once upon a time, in a galaxy far, far away
No doubt,
This is the biggest abuse of a pop culture icon in history.
Now it's just regarded
Before Disney, before the dark times...
Really just the 3 go films. Which are still great. The people currently making Star Wars hate the IP and it shows.
"It's not about good or evil, it's about who has power."
This is something that even a supervillain wouldn't say because it's too on the nose.
Sounds like a far left democrat
Isaiah 5:20: Woe to those who call evil good and good evil, who put darkness for light and light for darkness, who put bitter for sweet and sweet for bitter.
Peace is a Lie, there is only Passion.
Through Passion I gain Strength.
Thought Strength I gain Power.
Though Power I gain Victory.
0Though Victory my chains are broken.
The Force shall free me.
So this idea of no good or evil only Power, fits well for the Evil Sith and those who fallow at lest some of the teachings.
Its one of Voldemort's lines lol
@@rolkflameraven1483 The Pre-Rule of Two Sith were better than this cult though, as they at least embraced power means freedom to carve your own path. Just not freedom from persecution from others who oppose your path.
"I felt a great disturbance in the Force...as if millions of Diverse Lesbians were furiously scissoring away and were suddenly emboldened. I fear something terrible has happened" - Obi-Wan (probably)
Omfg that's brilliant 😂😂😂😂
"You may fire when ready."
Ha ha, "furiously scissoring"!
lmaaoaoaoaoaa
Building their base out of highly flamable stone and metal was a bad idea i guess...
I don't think they built it. They just squatted there... In the Chekov's volatile fireworks factory.
@@vespenegas261you don't understand, Witches manifested this place, just like Palpatine used to force to create Star Destroyers on Exegol.
They were awarded the whole base in the divorce. Unfortunately, none of them knew how to maintain it.
Seriously, they kept the same hairstyle for 16 years? That might be the most unrealistic thing in the Star Wars universe.
They kept the same haircut, yet they couldn't use one child actor and edit the scenes to make it seem like there are two twins.
It's especially impressive considering they have separated for years and think that the other is dead
They scissor now? They scissor now. THEY SCISSOR NOW!
Execute order : scissor six"
Force Scissoring
The scissors are strong in this one!
Fooking scissoring!!!
"Put a women in it and make her ghey"
40 years ago KK thought "If these guys ask me to bring coffee one more time I swear they'll live to regret it."
You nailed it hahaha. That’s exactly what this is all about
Cluster-Bs: *NOT. EVEN. **_ONCE!_*
Regret?
George Lucas a couple months ago: "Iger's doing stellar job. Creating magic is not for amateurs"
Fate really likes to play tricks on us innocent Star Wars fans who just want to be r entertained (I guess it's too much to ask)
@@Tallorian It's cause he's laughing his tits off knowing he not only fucked Disney out of boatloads of money...but once it absolutely fucking fails and they're forced to sell off properties so they can't go bankrupt...he can buy it back for pennies on the dollar. The man can't lose
Mae burned down the whole temple (or whatever that was) and now she seeks revenge from the Jedi? They didn't do anything... WTF?
Cluster-Bs gonna Cluster-B.
It's stunning and brave writing that subverts expectations. You just don't get it!!!
@@SuperDoggy99 LOL. I see what you are doing.
@@Xbalanque84Three standard deviations below the mean are going to three standard deviate below mean.
it will likely run as Az described in the last 2 or so minutes of the video
Doesn’t explain why the Jedi would want to train kids so old?!
Anakin was an exception due to his power and connection to the force.
Appreciate the fact that a middle aged woman is using a $12 billion IP to work through her unresolved childhood issues. This is what our culture has become. It's depressingly embarrassing.
I love how the jedi were calm, honest and tried to defuse the situation despite one of them was attacked and the witches were straight up evil.
So "special" kid with 2 mothers ends up being evil. Sounds about right.
"Coven of Communist Lesbian Witches" that's an apt description of Disney's showrunners and writers.
Now everything makes sense
Feminism in a nutshell.
By their works will ye know them.
It be funny if this becomes the origin of why they don't take in older children.
Krazy KK is definitely the Grand High Witch of the Soyciety of Lesbian Communist Witches at Disney Kuckasfilm then
There's no wokism in communist countries.
Space Cream is literally that joke TeamFourStar made over 16 years ago in Dragon Ball Z Abridged where Raditz goes, "No! My Space Pod! Aggh! My Space Armor!" and Piccolo goes, from offscreen, "We *GET* It! You're from space!"
That joke was reused a few times later on in the Namek Saga where Jeice talk about being from Space Australia.
But the best joke related to it is one that is very applicable to the Acolyte. It's when DBZA Freiza goes, "I'm sorry, but if this s**t goes any further south, we're going to hit Space Mexico."
I was preying that Jar Jar would suddenly appear and destroy the entire Coven with a light saber
Disney went full woke. You never go full woke.
Always was.
"we need to force behaviors" - Garry Pink, CEO of WhiteRock.
As they used to say "pecunia non olet", money does not stink.
Eh, they'll get their D.I.E money and keep going. BTW, I've always wondered where those who put money into D.I.E and E.S.G get their money from.
@@Raider0075 most likely our tax $. I’m sure studios get government incentives for going woke
Has been for years.
The level of disconnect these people have is INSANE. They don't even realize they expose themselves as the evil guys without any input from others!! They are VILE!!!
- Lesbian mastery of the Force is so great they can create life.
- Is it possible to learn this power?
- Not from CIS people.
Darth Plagueis learns it right ?
I think it turns out he learned it through Mea.
@@edwinsuijkerbuijk5106 gaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyy
@@edwinsuijkerbuijk5106 the sith woman will be plagueis master.... mark my words. it will at least be hinted at.
The Confederacy of Independent Systems would like to remind you we don't need to create life, that is what we have droids for.
CIS?! Don't use that language here.
The scissor-chlorian reading of that village is off the chart!
There's a South Park episode where Cartman gets "psychic powers" and then he tries to solve murder mysteries and then other "psychic detectives" show up and they have a psychic powers fight. That clip fits in perfectly at 3:55
Even in a galaxy far far away the black children still have no baby daddies.
Excellent social commentary by Disney it's both stunning and very very brave!!
Yes very brave! 👏👏👏
JUST NOD AND CONSUME PRODUCT, NEVER ASK QUESTIONS!!
Hypocrisy is both the prime "virtue" in their ideology and their most potent weapon.
Accidentally based Disney.
@@Raskolnikov70 based af bro
Reminds me of the Sabrina remake when the witches gay shamed the white "cis" bullies.
Face sitting is quite dangerous when you have spikes on your head ...
Guess she's the one doing the sitting then.😅
Well, several people end up suffocating in that position every year.
I wish it was me.
@@knotengajin7359 🤣why i know this is true statistics LMAO
D@mmit I wanted to upvote, but you are sitting at 69 updoots.
Space Witches: you must join our cult, child.
Jedi Conquistadors: sorry, but the children abuse will stop.
But that's the narrative isn't it? It's the same difference when the evil Spanyards destroyed the beautiful Aztec culture of sacrificing hundreds of people a year, or when the evil British banned burning of the widows in India. PURE EVIL, wasn't it?
The black space lesbian has a bird's nest for a hairdo. This confirms that people who believe they are witches dont wash.
On a planet far, far away permeated by the stench of months-old tuna, a Coven of Undouched Space Lesbians gather…😂😂😂
Some of us actually WERE raised as lesbian witches, and chose to leave. I find your description both helpful and hilarious. Amazing how we get independence until we decide our folks are perverts and we want to be normal women. All of a sudden, all the stereotypes ascribed to straight parents come leaping out of our mothers’ mouths. Oh we mustn’t join the straights. Oh the Christians are evil, even when we can SEE they’re nicer than our own people. Thanks for your video, Az. I’m howling with laughter at “U-Hauls at ten paces!” And I’m an ordinary straight Christian woman now, very glad to have left my mother’s Darkmoon Circle behind…
Glad to have you with us! I hope things are going well for you.
Reads last sentence
"Wait, whaaat!?" 😳😂
Dark-side witches created the force, so naturally, it takes a man to bring balance.
Wait for the other shoe to drop. Next it will be that the jedi have been taking them to steal the power of the force from them just like the whole timeless children doctor who thing. "See! Evil patriarchy!"
Order is masculine, chaos feminine. Ancients knew this.
They are gonna say the Dark Side is not that dangerous and that the Jedi were wrong to say the Dark Side was a path of evil people.
Secretly based, since it makes the Force a twisted, evil Tiamat that needs to be constrained in order to not turn into an abusive, Devouring Mother.
@@judicator625 True, funny how even across multiple nations, from multiple different people across the entire history of mankind all managed to get the same conclusion, a conclusion that modern people are avoiding to accept.
Osha wants to escape from Jonestown before her "mothers" force her to drink the koolaid.
The Jedi rescue her from the gr00mers. Go Jedi!😆
Why do they ALWAYS portray a sorority of women like this. Anyone who has been to a real sorority or group of women knows that women NEVER behave like this. This is a portrayal of what boss babes envision a society of women should be like.
Because they write what they know, and they only know how they, their circle jerk of lonely women, would react in a situation like this. Full of crazies.
Right? Usually there's a lot of competition and complaining. Like a lot. Women don't like each other.
@@charlescaulkins8306They like everyone else have no idea how they would react in a situation like this. This is how they like to think they would react. Which is a fantasy.
At the root of it, this is how an evil person dreams to create a perfect society without the evil, according to evil person, people. It does not make sense because it can't.
they are more fractious than cats in reality. never unified except in feminist fiction (see bear grylls island survivor challenge)
Darth Maureen! This needs to be a thing. Make it happen, people. We'll all recall where it began - right here.
'There is no good or evil. There is only power and those too weak to seek it.' - Lord Voldemort
I wonder how long they will realize that tid bits
Lord Voldermort being based.
Never had a different hair cut in her life lol. How else would we know it was the younger versions of the characters?? Lol
They all look alike anyhow
Pretty racist by their own standards 😂
That's Force Hair styling or something .
*Robyn Hood noises intensify*
*rap music that sounds like cat vomiting intensifies*
UH EH UH EH UH! UH EH UH EH UH EH UH EH UH!
_"We be robbin', robbin', robbin'..."_ [clinking pans together]
Saaaaaaaint jesus flooooooyd lion heart geooooooorge
King George Richard Lion heart Floyd.
The minute they make the force female they make it about threads and weaving. So basically sowing and knitting. And women build a place out of stone and still can’t stop it from burning and collapsing. This show is doing a great job on dispelling stereotypes. 😂
This is what we all have to look forward to as we see women take over everything. Society slowly crumbles to nothing.
It's also a blatant rip off from Wheel of time magic system... but gay and lame.
Lets not forget that fires can also burn continuously in space now too
How on earth was Harvey Weinsteins assistant given 180 million dollars to make a Star Wars TV show? What is happening?
What is happening? Sounds like you haven't gone down very far when it comes to rabbit holes.
I’d assume it’s because bob iger likes the little girls and Harvey’s accomplice is blackmailing him
Cuz she has dirt on them ofc, why else😂
Money laundering
@@tinytitan8807 There is an old political joke from the UK
It isn't what you know. And it isn't who you know. It's what you know about who you know. That's the most important
Nothing screams “timeless classic” like a septum piercing.
It does scream, 'Moooo!', though.
The power of one! The power of two! The power of PRONOUNS! 🤬
The power of 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢
The power of whole numbers!
The power of monnnneeeeyyyy 😂
It's hilarious that OSHA is a highly bureaucratic, bloated, hassle of an American work safety agency.
What's even funnier is that her home made of stone burned inexplicably because of a candle and a book
That and she handles a poison vial with no regards to her own safety.
And she does a job that a droid should be doing due to serious safety concerns.
Star Wars went full Robyn Hood, folks
It starts as yeasty fungal cream and ends in hair cream🤣🤣🤣
_"We be robbin', robbin', robbin'..."_ [clinking pans together]
The fact that they thought showing the other twin was alive like it’s a surprise shows how incompetent the writers are. May alive like no shit we already know that.
I wonder how much dirt Leslye has on Disney's decision-makers. Why else do they let her continue with this nonsense despite ruining yet another original IP and sinking Disney financially once again?
Harvey Weinsteins former assistant
It's a fact. Leslie was Harvey Weinsteins personal assistant.
@@grege9601 AND enabler.
Reminder: Brick Face thought _Frozen_ was about incestuous lesbian romance. Her RL sister refuses to speak to her. _The Acolyte_ is apparently a message/love letter to that sister. _DO THE MATH!_
@@woldemunster9244
And likely got quite a few pieces/sloppy seconds herself.
I'm pretty sure that she actually is a Weinstein.
Once a upon a time Doctor Who used to be special, now everyone is Doctor Who. Once upon a time Force Users used to be special, now everyone is a Force User
I'll point out Psychopaths' and serial killers usually start by torturing and killing animals now with that in mind Mae tries to kill her sister, burns down her village killing all of the coven and witches including her mother's then starts killing the 4 Jedi it's clear Mae is a psychopath and serial killer.
That's the same with Maya shooting the woodpecker when she was a child in M-She-U's Echo.
And it all started with that butterfly 😅
@@Siunami0410 The Butterfly Effect in action
@@georgeray1906
Glad someone else remembered. Worse, her mother didn't seem to consider that a red flag, and indulged Echo's animal abuse instead of disciplining her.
animals then porn for many of the old school serial killers
Cautionary tale: once upon a time there was a cerebral person who was curious about the Acolyte, but saw Spaceballs instead. The end.
I have to say, accidentally imparting morals is a pretty bold and self awareness lacking moment for these people. It's almost like they don't believe their own lies.
It's the Timeless Children all over again...
The Jedi did the right thing when they saved osha from lesbian witch Jonestown.
"Darth Maureen" - Az 2024. Nearly choked on my dinner. 😂
I love Drinker’s statement, “Scissor into infinity and beyond.”
The sad thing is, they're not even trying to hide their agenda anymore. They laid everything out here about how they see children and those willing to defend them.
Tired of this evil feminist society
We aren’t all evil and mad…promise
Weimar Republic problems require Weimar Republic solutions
Not feminist it's misandrist
@@JBLAKIE1There's no difference these days.
@@zoefree3950 Enough of you are.
I didn't have "Force Splooge" as a new ability on my bingo card.
“Black woman of independent color” xD
Osha wanted to get out of the witch's mountain compound because it wasn't up to OSHA's standards. Mainly the fire hazard.
This episode is essentially that really creepy San Francisco Gay Men's Chorus where they were singing "We'll convert your kids"
You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become Disney Star Wars
Or worse, but a demented Lena Dunham in charge of anything.
By the witches cult's ways Leslye Legoheadland basically inadvertently summarized the whole woke ideology. No wonder she did it so authentically.
Yep. This is how they treat any "one of their own" who tries to get away from them.
These 'creators' can't even insult us with any nuance or skill.
They are a really obvious hammer, with zero ability.
I wouldn't insult hammers like that.
A hammer can be quite a creation.
They're just chucking rocks.
Too much inbreeding.
@@haku8135chucking checkbox rocks ⚧️✔️
They're insulting themselves with how they're portraying the Jedi as CPS and the communist space witches as modern 🏳🌈🏳⚧cult-ism. *Can the Jedi become any more based?*
@@haku8135 poorly made paper mache rocks
They think we're crying, but it's laughing too much that we cry.
🤣😂🤣
The JEDI would NEVER, EVER do this. Leslie Lesbo has no idea what a Jedi is. Sure a Jedi can turn to the Darkside but that's not what happened here.
Before watching - "Oh yeah baby, lets fucking go". Poor Az.
Remember in Episode 1 when it's explained that the Force comes from midichloriens (sp?), and that Anakin was almost certainly conceived by midichloriens, thereby affirming he was the Chosen One?
Well, apparently now ANYONE can be conceived by the Force, at least as long as their parents are lesbians or some other protected minority group.
I still remember back when Star Wars was a cool, likable franchise that anyone could get into, and you weren't openly accused of bigotry for disliking a part of it.
Ummm. Wtf are you talking about Anakin being conceived by metachlorian? That was never a thing. He had parents.... he was just full of them.... not conceived by them 😂😂😂
Should also be noted that influencing the midichlorians to create life is explicitly a SUPER high tier SITH power. This is the crowning achievement of super extremely evil Sith Lord Darth Plagueis.
So this is a coven of Sith Lesbian Child Torturing Witches.
Yeah no if there's some stupid reveal where "Ah no the JEDI killed them actually!" then I'm still in support of the Jedi for attempting to save 2 children being tortured.
@@noneya7018Can't tell if trolling or you're just very special.
yeah you didn't understand the midichlorians at all. the force doesn't come from them. they are how beings interface with the force. the more you have the higher your potential influence on the force.
@EndThusIAm Explains a lot about your general level of intelligence. I put yours right up there with OF creators.
I always love these forced and unrealistic portrayals of sorority between women. In real life women hate each other, compete constantly for the pettiest of reasons and can even backstab friends on a whim. But sure, women are sisters, sure.
Also they always show the "bond" between women by making them cry or dance together, the lamest shit you will ever see.
In real life, domestic violence among lezbicans is off the charts.
As a woman I can completely confirm this. When will unhollywood would realize this simple fact about females and actually USE it! Oh, they wouldn't because this actually might lead to actual character development and interesting plots. -_-
Thats so on tha fuckin nail!!!Used to wanna be a father so bad,but after some yrs of drama, bs and narcissism from that revolving door of asshats,I pretty much said with how they act, and how the world is now,I'm actually thankful now I didn't become a father!!no crazy garden tools gonna take my kid from me!when I kill myself to take care and provide for them, I'll be damned if some Bit*& gonna worry more about looking nice(FOR OTHERS) care more about the dance floor,than say oh ur horrible, u didn't have to carry and push the child out etc etc...KNKW WHAT,UR RIGHT, I DIDNT DO THAT PART,IM DOING THE OTHER 18+YRS of making sure they have what they need!!cause they can't even give their kids common sense knowledge these days!!??🤦♂️🤷♂️🤣😂🤪✌️🤟🍻
@@suonnagan123 Well for starters they still havent figured out what a women really is.
I don't hate other women by default. I deal with each individual woman the way I deal with each individual man, as an individual.
'That's not how the force works'
-Han Solo
This is awesome. I'm watching this trainwreck space fire, thinking, "Wow, they never disappoint in how much lower the bar can get." Disney is sending a clear message that lesbians are the worst choice for parenting children.
It starts as space cream then randomly becomes spice cream.
Even if they later reveal that the Jedi actually killed all of the witches and destroyed their base. It still won’t redeem Mae for trying to burn her sister alive.
But i can bet my ass that they will paint Mae as good but misunderstoon by the end. They have no clue of what morality even means.
@@alex9x9 Like Reva
Or that she tried killing the bartender twice, destroying his bar, and killing a patron.
Have you found any good Disney Star Wars content yet?
"WE AIN'T FOUND SH*T!"
- Spaceballs Trooper aka
Lt. Tuvok, Star Trek: Voyager
"Keep producing asshoooles"
Az! My brother from another mother. When you howled, "Space foooooooooooooooork!!!" it made me deliriously happy. Great video man, just freaking great!
The thread is a pathway to many abilities some would consider... unfashionable.
Rise, Darth Knitter.
These ideological writers are so bad at their jobs, they can't even write a story that's supposed to uphold their own ideological point of view without it being a contradictory mess that shows just how nonsensical their ideology is. ...That's *impressively* bad.
Hence, exactly why they were hired.
Could Bob Iger secretly be an ally playing a 4D chess move in letting these crazies show the world who they really are?
I doubt it, but it's funny to think about.
@@jasonbaird1645
No, he's deliberately tanking the company by letting these narcissists run wild. His investors demand it.
Lesbian Headlamp
😂
Dang it! Now I can't unsee it!
I thought it was Max Headlamp. No, wait, that was HeadROOM. Sorry.
I call her R2-MeToo
Have to be honest.I'm going to steal that one.😂😂😅
Brick Face.
The force is scissors ✂️👆✌️🤌
🤣
Yaaaaasss yaaaass 😂😂😂
Rotor! Airwolf emblem!!! Heck yea!
@@MusicMedic5150 🍻
For the Queeforce is my ally. It binds us, it blows out into a mystical field of sloppy scissoring.
A stone fort (basically carved out of a mountain) burns to the ground because of a twee little book burning. Unless there was a barrel of chlorine trifluoride in the room ... nope.
The Acoshite...love it, HeelvsBabyface. I shall forever refer to it in this manner.
Don't tell Daddy Disparu that I'm cheating on him.
Meh I watch both as both takes are generally equally spectacular.
I'll tell his dentist....oh wait
@@gingy30 lol, I feel so bad because I love his content but disparu's teeth needs love
@@HikaruSwift17 I genuinely feel bad for the guy. I don't want his health to decline. A mouth infection can go from zero to 100 real quick.
That guy needs a beard.
I never used to think women were stupid but then Disney Star Wars began....
Now you know why creators and directors are almost all men.
I wouldnt say all women are stupid.. just hollyboob murica ones that making this crap and the ones who love it
“Woe to those who call evil good and good evil, who put darkness for light and light for darkness, who put bitter for sweet and sweet for bitter.”
Isaiah 5:20 NIV
Star Wars is now LITERALLY 'Two Girls One Cup' - Kathleen Kenneennennedydy/Leslyeiey HEAD-BUTT and THEIR 'Bountiful' cup...
😎🇬🇧
With the addition of turkey basters and light saber sounds. It’s ‘Revenge of the Scissors’.
@@gekizai 🤣🤣🤣🤣👍
If Leslie Headland thinks the Jedi she made up are evil for "Grooming Kids", then how come she has a problem with parents taking there children out of Drag Queen Story Hour?
So if the Force now has multiple names does that make Space Balls Canon?
May the Schwartz be with you!
I see the Space Witch has a bigger Schwartz than mine…😂
I work with the worlds biggest Star Wars nerd and he has forgiven a lot. This show has frustrated him almost to the point of tears. The fans, the hard-core ones are not angry. They are desperate to be passionate about it again because for some it is their only escape.
They KNOW that. The evil fucks just... don't care.
I'm sorry to say this but you need to tell him to move on. He is on the Disney plantation.
Unfortunately thats pretty much certain to never happen again. At this point Disney in general are incapable of creating anything that any actual fans would be passionate about.
He’s better off making his own material at this point, it’ll be truer than the shit these woke activists are pumping out
When Plagueis tried to create life with the force and sith sorcery he was struck with such a powerful backlash by the force it almost killed him, and the force created Anakin as a result. When the space witches created life, the backlash from the force took a few years to build up, and then it burned them all to death.
Definitely what happened. Definitely.
The animated series explained that the Dathomir witches stayed apart from the males like Darth Maul and his brother because they were super aggressive, and they only came together to mate.