Fun-Fact: Mansa Musa once went on some religious pilgrimage and on the way, he bought so many souvenirs that he singlehandedly crashed the value of gold in some places. All because he Bought too much for the *producers'* good
@ Yeah, from everyone else. The ruler of mali gave him the simplest of gifts, so when his competitors gave him better stuff, he was much more favorable in his journals than he was with mali.
Balanced? No but historically accurate. Mansa Musa went on a tour of Africa and Europe showing off just how rich he was. He would reportedly give out bags of gold to pretty much anyone. This crashed the medieval gold market. So yes having hyperinflation is kinda his thing.
@victor bruun that may have been ibn battles POV, but remember he was biased because he got basic gifts of food from mali. The reason was because they didn't want hyperinflation.
@victor bruun Really? I read that he bought so much, he crashed the economy. Then he sold a lot of it back at a discount, just to repair all the damage he'd done. The dude had more gold than he or his great grandkids could possibly spend in one lifetime.
Ben Della I must have missed that one. Do you know which one it is? I’ve seen one where he tries one but it fails miserably and I’m sure he ends up out first :p
I can see how it could happen from a programming standpoint. You want to make things as simple as possible by having a single checkpoint to see if a building is allowed. Adding a second check increases the amount of code, which you try to avoid (having two sections of code performing the same task). It stands to reason that "if a building exists, don't allow a second instance to be built" should be all you need, but clearly altering the order of the queue allows you to sidestep that checkpoint.
@@rubyalexey8692 Right. The logic check should be "if building exists OR is in queue" but the programmer must have assumed that once the building completes the rest of the queue will sort itself out. I'd bet someone went in later and added the ability to sort the queue, which broke the earlier logic check, which would have been fine if originally the only way to adjust a queue was delete items and add them again, as is the case in most RTS games.
I got it:) My funnyest story so far: I got in war with Teddy 2x. 2 turns After the second peace treaty he told me he likes how I keep the peace on the continent. PotatoMcWhicky (spelling wrong) got paid by his arch enemy Salahaddin for he got a disaster. They had like 3 wars before that XD
Ad for merch, made classy by basically saying, "Seriously, don't. Unless you're REALLY sure you can. Even then, maybe don't. These are weird times." Well played.
Imagine being the developers spending hundreds of hours making a game and patching it and you see a pretty big TH-camr make a vid about so you check who it is and you see “The Spiffing Brit”
My friend and I just had a fun game where somehow, _no_ idea how, our unit costs for instant purchasing was in the negatives. Like, buying my special unit (I was Sweden) was -500 gold, not 500 gold. At first we thought it would just crash the game if we bought it, but we tried it, and we got the unit _and_ 500 gold every time. It wasn't just a free instant unit, it was a free unit that came with giving 500 gold as well.
Spiff: "The game is very intelligent and knows when the player is trying to cheat the system" Also Spiff: **Gets infinite gold, infinite science, and infinite resources without cheating**
Exploits are different than cheating. He's not altering the code or forcibly inserting the multiple Sugubas. Only a work around inside the actual game operations any of us can.
@@seanspencer6708 altering code is hacking, there is another name for fiddling with config file and the like, abusing system failures is called exploiting however, all three are forms of cheating, as you are engaging in activies to avoid following the stated game rules a good exploit is always brilliant, but ultimately unfair/unsporting, specially in multiplayer that's why spiff doesn't take on MMO's for instance
As Germany: Surround one Hansa with 6 commercial hubs for an adjacency bonus of 15 production, then use the civic card that doubles industrial zone adjacency bonuses.
Next episode: *The Oil Industry is a Perfectly Balanced Game With No Exploits* Spiff: "HELLO ladies and gentlemen, and welcome back to the REAL Oil Industry. This is, of course, a perfectly balanced game. With a little help from today's exploit, we're going to be receiving FREE OIL; and, by extension, crashing the entire in-game economy. So sit back, relax and grab a cup of tea because this game is about to get absolutely crazy..."
Legend has it that when Mansa Musa went on tour, the gold he left behind would crash the entire economy of the country he visited. This exploit is 100% in character.
Spiff: "If you're drinking coffee, I'll be disappointed in you very very disappointed in you." Me with coffee in hand: "It's uh... coffee...flavored....tea."
You know, I was about to make myself a cup of coffee when I started this video. Spiff's glorious balance convinced me to stop and make a cup of tea instead. Now, I don't have Yorkshire tea as I can't find it in any supermarkets near my house, so I settled for simple Earl Grey instead
@Drew Taylor ewwww Mocha is evil go with vanilla or caramel!!! i have a thing with over powering tastes like Mocha... i would drink tea but i like for real can't something from most tea i have had has made me sick so i have to stick to my coffee but i will just stick a tea label on my coffee and pretend that i can drink it!!!
Somebody: dislikes tea in any way Spiff: so you have chosen death. Fun fact: I don't like tea, 8t tastes wierd, as though it has too LITTLE leaves, ungrateful American tea. Also, I don't like coffee Please respond Spiff
I like how I go from DangerouslyFunny going on about how much coffee a stupid idea will take, directly into Spiffing saying how powerful tea makes you. My name's Dave, as well.
I can't believe this game. It makes me so happy and yet so sad, just how easily spiff kills my favourite game again and again. You can tell the devs just don't really care anymore.
Maybe it's the fact that civ 5 is still more popular than 6. It could be that they're too busy trying to figure out where they went wrong so that when they release civ 7, people will flock to the sequel again.
@@TheImmenseFence in all fairness I think a lot of old civ v players are playing different games, not that they have moved on to civ vi but away from the franchise.
When you thought the pantheon exploit was busted, there comes our favorite Yorkshire tea drinking friend finding something that is exponentially more busted.
When I saw the peacock-style icon for the religion Spiff was about to found, my first thought was that he was going to call it "Teacock" instead. This now must be created for real. *nod*
Roobios doesn't have caffeine and milk will ruined it. How do you stay awake drinking that? - An Afrikaan taught me about no milk when I was a uni student -
This is a very complex game. I just spent more money than I will ever admit to anyone on the entire game and now watching videos trying to figure it all out. It's all pretty over my head still,but I can tell there is a gem of a game here
How dare you even assume i am not drinking tea! Sadly this will be my last cup of green tea to I go to the store. It will be though, but i can survive on other types of tea.
I have, in fact, consumed both a cup of coffee and a cup of tea this morning, which just goes to show that I'm PERFECTLY BALANCED. Good and Evil, Law and Chaos, and utterly broken. For my next trick, I will take over the world, rule it with a benevolent hand, and then completely destroy it. The power of tea and coffee war within my soul, and create something... more...
I'm drinking this wonderful caffeinated tea. It's actually pretty cool, it's made out of a bean! I heard it's quite a hit with the Americans. I think you should try it, Spiff.
Fascinating! I've just recently switched from Civ 5 to Civ 6 and its like a whole different game to me. I can't imagine doing anything like this in a game, but I applaud anyone who can figure how to game the system. I very much enjoyed this video.
Just to clear some things up for you guys according to wiki Emperor Augustus's wealth is estimated at 4.6 trillion dollars today which is far more than 2 trillion. The man personally owned Egypt and everything within it. For Musa wikipedia says this "There’s really no way to put an accurate number on his wealth." I don't think there's really enough info on Musa to reliably compare the two but either way though they were both inconceivably rich.
Spiff: Heres my new, GIANT MUG for drinking *TEA* Me: **Buys it** Also me: **sips coffee** and instantly dies because Reanu Keeves became disapointed in me
I was super excited and wanted to buy it as well, when he introduced it in his last vid and said it's giant... My dissapointment was immesurable tho, even tho we have many at home, I am currently using 2 specific mugs the most and the first one is just as big and the second mug, which I mainly use for *T*E*A* or cold beverages in the summer, is bigger by quite a bit actually, not to mention my father has a bigger mug as well... If you are gonna use the words gigantic and a mug in the same sentence, it better be bigger than 0,5l ;)
I haven't gotten out of bed yet but yesterday when I stayed up all night I had caramel salted tea. I'm not very experienced tea but that was delicious. Also confused when I put cream and sugar in it and it looked like coffee.
I like to imagine that in this that Mansa Musa is the only living human and that everyone else are just walking statues of living 24K gold. Like the Necrons but heavier and with more drip.
Imagine. Steeping tea in a mug. Dunking it repeatedly to get the taste. Adding lukewarm water. Mixing in sugar. And drinking coffee instead of tea. Totally not me, just so you know.
Infinite rangers? *Yogi Bear has left the chat* Also: English breakfast tea with a splash of milk and a bit of sugar. Milk in before the water so it doesn't burn. Etiquette be damned!
@@Tentin.Quarantino Douglas Adams is on my side! I meant to say "milk in before *tea* " (as in, the completed brew) by the way. Otherwise you're just soaking your tea in warm milkwater.
Hello, I just wanted to say that I actually bought a pack Yorkshire Tea just bc you made me curious on how it is, I am from Romania BTW, can I get a heart? Have a wonderful day.
First 5k to like, so I expect my gold coin in the mail. Also, Spiff, have you considered the fact that with a gigantic mug meant for the strict use of tea, coffee heretics can now use it to perform an exploit on real life and consume monumental amounts of heretical juices?
I've heard that since posting this video, they patched the infinite pantheon and infinite districts exploit. It is totally impossible to pull off now. Not even frame perfect clicks with an auto script can make it work now.
Spiff, you often sound puzzled when you talk about how you're in the Yogscast but it's ironic because I believe you're the most relevant person in Yogscasts network. Anyways, good video
I can't wait to flex on myself because I don't know anyone else who plays CIV 6
At least you can self flex
bruh same
We just break CIV by ourselves, or at least with one buddy to have a party of A.I. Happy slaps. Like everyone! :D
Same :D
Send out them friend requests I do
Fun-Fact: Mansa Musa once went on some religious pilgrimage and on the way, he bought so many souvenirs that he singlehandedly crashed the value of gold in some places. All because he Bought too much for the *producers'* good
He gave away probably just as much gold
And this is why his descendants only gave Ibn Batuda milk and honey instead of good and riches.
@@jesternario But Ibn Battuta did get gold and elephants and lots of more things
@ Yeah, from everyone else. The ruler of mali gave him the simplest of gifts, so when his competitors gave him better stuff, he was much more favorable in his journals than he was with mali.
He bought so much souvenirs in Cairo he broke the market for a couple of years ar least
"And just like most Brits, I'm also building Big Ben as soon as physically possible"
A true patriot.
and again he is there
Here we go
Is not the bloddy big ben, it's the Elizabeth tower, you un-british brit. Haha
Jesus christ man you are everywhere
Hello
Balanced? No but historically accurate. Mansa Musa went on a tour of Africa and Europe showing off just how rich he was. He would reportedly give out bags of gold to pretty much anyone. This crashed the medieval gold market. So yes having hyperinflation is kinda his thing.
@victor bruun that may have been ibn battles POV, but remember he was biased because he got basic gifts of food from mali. The reason was because they didn't want hyperinflation.
@victor bruun Really? I read that he bought so much, he crashed the economy. Then he sold a lot of it back at a discount, just to repair all the damage he'd done. The dude had more gold than he or his great grandkids could possibly spend in one lifetime.
"We can't just print money to get ourselves out of this situation."
*The Weimar Republic would like to know your location*
The United States Department of the Treasury would like to know your location
The real historical Mansa Musa threw so much gold around during his pilgrimage to Mecca that it caused severe inflation everywhere he went.
Money! it's a crime, it is the root of all evil To-day 🎶
IH8585 printing that nice good green bag.
@@hill2750 United States is Weimar 2.0 in fairness, for both degeneracy and worthlessness of currency.
Just imagine Civ VI becoming an E-Sport, wich is just about outexploiting each other. I honestly think that would be really entertaining.
It is like watching jotaro play darby all over again
It'd take a while to kill infinite units. The first person to faint from exhaustion loses?
@@happytoaster1 yes a 24/7 civ battle to the death sounds amazing >:3
malusso OH! THAT’S A BASEBALL!
I would definitely like to see a CS:GO style ranking system in a Civilization game.
Civ 6 and tea. The only thing keeping me sane this quarantine
@@thespiffingbrit and he shall
Your Yorkshire Tea
They fixed all the exploits! No pantheon stacking, no multiple districts!
Nooooooooo! That looked so fun!
We need an "Unfix" button for singleplayer that re-enables the exploits. I like my games the way I hate my airplanes: Incredibly, Incredibly Borked.
Bork
@@Attaxalotl how where is the button
@@mountainwhale8173 We don't have one. We need one, but we don't have one.
Damn, I wast just going to try it. Lol.
I wanna see Spiff do this in a Yogs game without telling any of them what he’s doing.
there is one on civ channel
Ben Della I must have missed that one. Do you know which one it is? I’ve seen one where he tries one but it fails miserably and I’m sure he ends up out first :p
Have you found it yet?
@@hotdogfingerz9674 did u ?
HotDogFingerz to be perfectly honestly I completely forgot all about it
Most other games: Oh you have that unique item already in your build queue? Well you can't have anymore in the queue.
Civ6: ALL THE SUGUBAS!
I can see how it could happen from a programming standpoint. You want to make things as simple as possible by having a single checkpoint to see if a building is allowed. Adding a second check increases the amount of code, which you try to avoid (having two sections of code performing the same task). It stands to reason that "if a building exists, don't allow a second instance to be built" should be all you need, but clearly altering the order of the queue allows you to sidestep that checkpoint.
But how can you even add it to queue? Surely you should have a check there
@@rubyalexey8692 Right. The logic check should be "if building exists OR is in queue" but the programmer must have assumed that once the building completes the rest of the queue will sort itself out. I'd bet someone went in later and added the ability to sort the queue, which broke the earlier logic check, which would have been fine if originally the only way to adjust a queue was delete items and add them again, as is the case in most RTS games.
17:41 Spiffing Brit is gonna upload a new video called “Oil Prices are completely balanced with no exploits”
How much oil can you store in a spiffco mug?
LOL
PERFECTLY BALANCED
Crude oil price is negative at -$36 a barrel, hope petrol comes down in price to refect that.
Civ 6 is now free on Epic Games as of... about an hour ago. I'm downloading it now. Let me know if you find any other exploits, please!
I got it:)
My funnyest story so far: I got in war with Teddy 2x. 2 turns After the second peace treaty he told me he likes how I keep the peace on the continent.
PotatoMcWhicky (spelling wrong) got paid by his arch enemy Salahaddin for he got a disaster. They had like 3 wars before that XD
Ad for merch, made classy by basically saying, "Seriously, don't. Unless you're REALLY sure you can. Even then, maybe don't. These are weird times."
Well played.
"Hyper inflation station"
well, I guess I know what Spiff is into
Dear lord...
Imagine being the developers spending hundreds of hours making a game and patching it and you see a pretty big TH-camr make a vid about so you check who it is and you see “The Spiffing Brit”
Clearly that's not the Civ 6 Devs, since they barely spend any time patching it.
My friend and I just had a fun game where somehow, _no_ idea how, our unit costs for instant purchasing was in the negatives. Like, buying my special unit (I was Sweden) was -500 gold, not 500 gold. At first we thought it would just crash the game if we bought it, but we tried it, and we got the unit _and_ 500 gold every time. It wasn't just a free instant unit, it was a free unit that came with giving 500 gold as well.
how the f(QUACK)
CIV 6 Developer: "I'm just going to check my recommendations. Oh no. OH NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
They don't care lmao
They are A ok
Downloading Ono.....
they are FULLY aware what a buggy pos this game still is. Too busy making new 50$ DLC-
@@5Andysalive So long as it doesn't crash the game or softlock all it does is make it more fun for the players
What can I say but you're welcome :)
Loved the video!
"Worth about as much as a fallout 76 collectors edition" -Spiff
painful because it's true.
Man there was some salt coming out in this video, and I am all for it because literally all of it was deserved lmao
Hilarious because it's painfully true
"Free units, Free money, Free tea.
3 things everybody wants in his life."
- The Spiffing Brit
, 2020
@@germangamer7377 NO NO NO NN..O0O
Spiff: "We can't just print money to get ourselves out of the situation."
Every world government: I'm about to end this man's whole career.
The Weimar republic also thought the same
Money printer go brrrrr
Spiff: "The game is very intelligent and knows when the player is trying to cheat the system"
Also Spiff: **Gets infinite gold, infinite science, and infinite resources without cheating**
Except he is cheating... The multiple campus trick is cheating.
Exploits are different than cheating. He's not altering the code or forcibly inserting the multiple Sugubas. Only a work around inside the actual game operations any of us can.
@@seanspencer6708 some people have standards
@@seanspencer6708 altering code is hacking, there is another name for fiddling with config file and the like, abusing system failures is called exploiting
however, all three are forms of cheating, as you are engaging in activies to avoid following the stated game rules
a good exploit is always brilliant, but ultimately unfair/unsporting, specially in multiplayer
that's why spiff doesn't take on MMO's for instance
As always, Spiff; thanks for quality content! May your tea never run out, and always stay hot!
As Germany: Surround one Hansa with 6 commercial hubs for an adjacency bonus of 15 production, then use the civic card that doubles industrial zone adjacency bonuses.
And then get a coal power plant. 60 adjacency.
ok, idea: you all play a multiplayer game and everyone tries to do a different exploit. the battle of the broken.
They can’t anymore cause they keep patching them :(
Is this patched?
AurielBrooks yes I tried it
well simply play on an unpatched version
Normal people: Yorkshire tea gold
Human Hermit-crabs: Coffee
Galaxy brain: canned iced tea
*scuttle scuttle* I like coffee *scuttle scuttle* and scavenging the sea floor for nutrients *scuttle scuttle*
Regular people: ... Lipton.
Next episode: *The Oil Industry is a Perfectly Balanced Game With No Exploits*
Spiff: "HELLO ladies and gentlemen, and welcome back to the REAL Oil Industry. This is, of course, a perfectly balanced game. With a little help from today's exploit, we're going to be receiving FREE OIL; and, by extension, crashing the entire in-game economy. So sit back, relax and grab a cup of tea because this game is about to get absolutely crazy..."
Considering the negative oil price in the states...
Surely you mean a cuppa Texas tea, of course...
USA has joined the chat
@Alain-Marie Rodrigue élève dang
Legend has it that when Mansa Musa went on tour, the gold he left behind would crash the entire economy of the country he visited.
This exploit is 100% in character.
Does this exploit work on consoles?
Does not appear so, unless I'm doing it wrong that is...
And then he fixed the country's economy by buying back the fold at high interest rates.
It beggars belief!
@@ThePorkChoppa its been patched
@@robbiestrong-morse730 They've patched it on pc as well? If so, "Damn it All !"
Sadness, these have all been patched now.
Serratedmonkey4u damn it I was going to try it today....
I've been trying it for the past 10 minutes looking up tutorials wondering why I was so dumb lmao
Dirk Leimlehner lmao did the same thing
Any exploits still working?
Anyone knows if they patched Goddess of the seas pantheon? Or the Esc exploit with pantheons?
Spiff: "If you're drinking coffee, I'll be disappointed in you very very disappointed in you."
Me with coffee in hand: "It's uh... coffee...flavored....tea."
Coffee is just a tea made from roasted "beans" rather than dried leaves.
And alcohol is just tea but with fruit instead of leaves and it's rotten!
And water is tea that somebody forgot to put the leaves in!
and pee is just tea that's passed through the body
Yeh uuuuuh definitely coffee flavored tea.........
The spiffing Brit: makes video about civ.6
Civ. 6 devs: *start to panick*
You know, I was about to make myself a cup of coffee when I started this video. Spiff's glorious balance convinced me to stop and make a cup of tea instead. Now, I don't have Yorkshire tea as I can't find it in any supermarkets near my house, so I settled for simple Earl Grey instead
Thank you Matthew
Thank you Matthew
Earl grey will be acceptable for emergency’s however I recommend you purchase some Yorkshire tea because Yorkshire tea >
you are making excuses man we dont have yorkshire tea in our whole country but i manged to produce one out of thin air
Spiff: "If you're drinking coffee I'll be very disappointed"
Me: "Just like my parents!"
@Drew Taylor ewwww Mocha is evil go with vanilla or caramel!!! i have a thing with over powering tastes like Mocha... i would drink tea but i like for real can't something from most tea i have had has made me sick so i have to stick to my coffee but i will just stick a tea label on my coffee and pretend that i can drink it!!!
Dr. Pepper
Spiff with oil prices in the negative make REAL LIFE IS A PERFECTLY BALANCED GAME WITH NO EXPLOITS
Random person: *drinks coffee*
Spiff: So, You have chosen death
Somebody: dislikes tea in any way
Spiff: so you have chosen death.
Fun fact: I don't like tea, 8t tastes wierd, as though it has too LITTLE leaves, ungrateful American tea.
Also, I don't like coffee
Please respond Spiff
Spiff: no coffee allowed in the magnificent British Empire
Spiff's American fans: Give me coffee or give me death 🇺🇸
Spiff: "we can't print money to get ourselves out of this situation"
FED: *money printer go brrrrrrr*
Has this been patched?
@@ohno6528 qui
TE PEGO PELA CABEÇA!
BANK OF ENGLAND: "100 Billion Pounds. Don't spend it all at once"
@@Peddrho e te jooj na agua
I like how I go from DangerouslyFunny going on about how much coffee a stupid idea will take, directly into Spiffing saying how powerful tea makes you.
My name's Dave, as well.
I'm still hoping for DangerouslyFunny vs. Spiffing Brit: _The Beverage Wars_
Obviously the teapire will win.
The only thing that can bring balance is a TH-camr who's enthusiastic about hot chocolate.
@@connordarvall8482 you disgust me
We must tell DangerouslyFunny about the power of tea.
Yes i do watch him too.
I can't believe this game. It makes me so happy and yet so sad, just how easily spiff kills my favourite game again and again. You can tell the devs just don't really care anymore.
Tunnel Snakes RULE!
Maybe it's the fact that civ 5 is still more popular than 6. It could be that they're too busy trying to figure out where they went wrong so that when they release civ 7, people will flock to the sequel again.
They have so many bugs to fix, they don’t know how to fix them.
@@Nurk0m0rath civ 5 average players: 30,000. civ 6 average players: 43,000. stop lying.
@@TheImmenseFence in all fairness I think a lot of old civ v players are playing different games, not that they have moved on to civ vi but away from the franchise.
waiting for "The Commodities Market is a Perfectly Balanced Game with NO EXPLOITS"
Your rant on their patches, DLCs, and E-sports potential was just hilarious.
Spiffing: *makes another Civ video
Civ Devs: "Stop! Stop! He's already deeeeead! *sob*"
They would also say "Please stop breaking our game..."
Spiff: "JUST MAKE CIV7
devs: "fine fine *sobs*"
Anyone: Drinks Coffee
Spiffing Brit: *So you have chosen death*
"We can't just print money to get out of this situation."
*Stares in economist.*
J-Pow- *laughs in unlimited QE*
*laughs in krugman*
"I soon realized that I have no real empathy." - The Spiffing Brit :D
When you thought the pantheon exploit was busted, there comes our favorite Yorkshire tea drinking friend finding something that is exponentially more busted.
I’m drinking a tea called Passion Peach meant to help with sleep and relaxation. Quite good if I say so.
coffee fish ayyyyyyy
When I saw the peacock-style icon for the religion Spiff was about to found, my first thought was that he was going to call it "Teacock" instead. This now must be created for real. *nod*
Makes my day every time... Tea and Spiffing Brit... Priceless content!
Spiff: "It's Church of Tea Time again!"
Civ: "No, please, no more! Mercy! I beg of you, mercy!"
Spiff laughed and said: " *N o* "
Imagine looking out your window and some one on turn 69 has nuked everything you have ever loved
@@alexfilatov1226 I would disappointed that it didnt happen on turn 69.
What if it happened on turn 420?
Sieg fried then it would be a weed nuke of course
"Three" and "Free" are so hard to differentiate with his accent. I really like his content, it's just the thing that gets to me.
Age of Myffology
Are you drinking enough tea?
At some point in most of these breaks, three does eventually become free.
Not really) but you can try three cups of tea a day if it's a problem)
Spiff: I'm going to show you how to duplicate armies.
Game: How about infinite armies
I've been rewatching Spiff videos all morning and I thought this was an old one 😅 this game really is BROKEN.
i cant wait for my gold coin!
The Spiffing Brit Welp, so much for buying some random place in canada
@@thespiffingbrit Australia is pretty good in terms of COVID19 so.....when should i expect my coin Sir Spiff?
@@thespiffingbrit are there any exploits for the pending apocalypse?
6:37 "Chimes and chanting, incense and iron"
......*Powerwolf intensifies*....
I gotta say that I'm impressed that you did this.
Every time I play Civ 6 it makes me install Civ 5 and play that instead.
I am drinking a usual type of tea today, I believe the natives call it "Water".
"Light tea"
Dont worry tea is just british for hot dish water
Ames E Tea Lite
Another day another "perfect" unexploitable game
I am Currently Drinking A South African type of Tea, RooiBos which if translated from Afrikaans to English is literally "Red bush"
Ahh yes some good South African tea
Not gonna lie, red bush is tasty. Wait.... you're talking about tea?
Also goes by the name Firecrotch?
Roobios doesn't have caffeine and milk will ruined it. How do you stay awake drinking that?
- An Afrikaan taught me about no milk when I was a uni student -
Same here, RooiBos is the tea of strength and power!
This is a very complex game. I just spent more money than I will ever admit to anyone on the entire game and now watching videos trying to figure it all out. It's all pretty over my head still,but I can tell there is a gem of a game here
How dare you even assume i am not drinking tea! Sadly this will be my last cup of green tea to I go to the store. It will be though, but i can survive on other types of tea.
"Could even be you!"
But... but I'm not Irish...
Thanks for rubbing it in, Spiff!
I have, in fact, consumed both a cup of coffee and a cup of tea this morning, which just goes to show that I'm PERFECTLY BALANCED. Good and Evil, Law and Chaos, and utterly broken. For my next trick, I will take over the world, rule it with a benevolent hand, and then completely destroy it. The power of tea and coffee war within my soul, and create something... more...
Incidentally, I am also in the running for Best Irish TH-camr... mostly because I'm primarily Scottish, so naturally...
I’m crying :-)
for once i am actually drinking tea while watching one of your videos, fitting that its the one that was uploaded on tea day.
I drink tea with vodka and some black pepper. "Cures anything" - Russian Grandma
I'm drinking this wonderful caffeinated tea. It's actually pretty cool, it's made out of a bean! I heard it's quite a hit with the Americans. I think you should try it, Spiff.
Fascinating! I've just recently switched from Civ 5 to Civ 6 and its like a whole different game to me. I can't imagine doing anything like this in a game, but I applaud anyone who can figure how to game the system. I very much enjoyed this video.
i have not played in years, just got the game a few days ago, been looking at your videos ill try a few out
"it just works" has got to be my favorite motto at this point. 🤣
Me, seeing Spif breaking Civ6 for the 20th time:
STOP IT, he is already deaaaaad
We need to get infinite amounts of Tea in real life: A perfectly balanced existence with no exploits, by manipulating the stock market.
you my friend, are the impersonation of The spiffing brit.
@@iisduck1811 Yes, I am him but from a former colony that revolted say 1776.
@@fyrun4838 XD
Oh boy do I love drinking coffee while watching some Spiffing Brit.
You are a demon. Take my upvote.
The holly crusade would like to know your location
4:40 - Is it wrong to have a crush on the blonde girl in the red?
She drinks tea, right? The two of us could be friends.
You aren't alone
I think we all do
Hey, good on you for promoting your merchandise in a wholesome way.
Historically the Musa family was richest in the entire world.
They collapsed a countries economy because of how much gold they gave them.
Actually, that's Augustus, he was the richest person ever, worth at over 2 trillion, yes trillions.
Just to clear some things up for you guys according to wiki Emperor Augustus's wealth is estimated at 4.6 trillion dollars today which is far more than 2 trillion. The man personally owned Egypt and everything within it. For Musa wikipedia says this "There’s really no way to put an accurate number on his wealth." I don't think there's really enough info on Musa to reliably compare the two but either way though they were both inconceivably rich.
Definitely the richest family in Africa
@@captinobvious4705 no, egypt
Today is 4 of June, but as you asked, I'm here drinking a nice hot cup of mate tea, as usual here in Brazil! _and I've just burned my tongue_
"The World Oil Trade Is A Perfectly Balanced Game With NO EXPLOITS"
Ah, that -14 USD/Barrel at one minute time, glorious stuff indeed
Would they send me a free barrel of oil if I request one?
@@WhiteScorpio2 i think they would actually pay you to keep one
More like no exports
WhiteScorpio2 the fines for not being able to store the oil correctly will take all your money
Spiff: Heres my new, GIANT MUG for drinking *TEA*
Me: **Buys it**
Also me: **sips coffee** and instantly dies because Reanu Keeves became disapointed in me
Георгій Колпак literally bought the mug specifically for coffee 😂
Reanu Keeves > Keanu Reeves
I was super excited and wanted to buy it as well, when he introduced it in his last vid and said it's giant... My dissapointment was immesurable tho, even tho we have many at home, I am currently using 2 specific mugs the most and the first one is just as big and the second mug, which I mainly use for *T*E*A* or cold beverages in the summer, is bigger by quite a bit actually, not to mention my father has a bigger mug as well... If you are gonna use the words gigantic and a mug in the same sentence, it better be bigger than 0,5l ;)
Someone: Why your friends don't play CIV with you anymore ?
Me: loads this video
Me: Drinking Starbucks
The Spiffing Brit: *Jugding*
Plot twist it's actually tea
*why are you drinking starbucks???*
*poor starbucks*
@@Halmir4126 Earl Grey, the most stereotypical of British teas, in fact.
As I am poor:
Spiff is a majestic tea god serving under our secret over deity, the queen of England.
My "tea" today is also known as Irish Whiskey. Hope that's not a violation of your T's & C's Sir Spiff!
17:50 "people would pay you to take oil off your hands, which is absolutely broken" the world is 100% perfectly balanced :P
I haven't gotten out of bed yet but yesterday when I stayed up all night I had caramel salted tea. I'm not very experienced tea but that was delicious.
Also confused when I put cream and sugar in it and it looked like coffee.
Spiff should play civ 6 with the rest of the yogscast and just “colonize” all of them
"we can then take the settler and throw him into the bin"
Me: but isn't that a crime
The trick is to do it before the Geneva Convention.
No, Humans rights haven't been invented yet.
Perfectly justified. That settler hasn't been created yet) We can't destroy something that doesn't exist)
TEA FOR THE TEA GOD, MUGS FOR THE MUG THRONE, LET THE GAMES BE BROKEN
AAAAAAAAAAA
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Im so sorry have played to much wh40k games
I appreciate your reference sir, except you are a heretic and a traitor and I will now be required to purge you
@@chaptermastertushan3576 Vulkan lives! *Stomp stomp*
@@chaptermastertushan3576
You will never capture me, cause I shoot myself, just as planned.
by the God emperor... Your corruption is worse than I thought
For the Emperor!
I like to imagine that in this that Mansa Musa is the only living human and that everyone else are just walking statues of living 24K gold. Like the Necrons but heavier and with more drip.
Deity A.I.: "You're weak."
Spiff: "I'm you."
Imagine.
Steeping tea in a mug.
Dunking it repeatedly to get the taste.
Adding lukewarm water.
Mixing in sugar.
And drinking coffee instead of tea.
Totally not me, just so you know.
Imagine, Spiff saves the world with, "COVID-19 is a perfectly balanced disease with NO EXPLOITS..."
This needs to happen.
There are various exploits right now, but they're more about killing, stealing and blaming for their own profit, unfortunately (
To find the "exploits", scientists are working on it.
I’m a true Englishmen I drink my tea with...
Dev tears
Infinite rangers?
*Yogi Bear has left the chat*
Also: English breakfast tea with a splash of milk and a bit of sugar. Milk in before the water so it doesn't burn. Etiquette be damned!
Koen Van Damme Abomination!
@@Tentin.Quarantino Douglas Adams is on my side! I meant to say "milk in before *tea* " (as in, the completed brew) by the way. Otherwise you're just soaking your tea in warm milkwater.
Hello, I just wanted to say that I actually bought a pack Yorkshire Tea just bc you made me curious on how it is, I am from Romania BTW, can I get a heart? Have a wonderful day.
Canadian; I did the exact same thing.
First 5k to like, so I expect my gold coin in the mail. Also, Spiff, have you considered the fact that with a gigantic mug meant for the strict use of tea, coffee heretics can now use it to perform an exploit on real life and consume monumental amounts of heretical juices?
Trenta-sized coffee from Starbucks already does that. Maybe not now due to the pandemic but at other times instead.
dont you know? the mug is designed to explode when in contact with heretical juices.
@@trainerjake9595 :O then i guess they will have to go to a novelty item store and get the "i have only 1 cup of coffee a day" cup that's huge af
I've heard that since posting this video, they patched the infinite pantheon and infinite districts exploit. It is totally impossible to pull off now. Not even frame perfect clicks with an auto script can make it work now.
11:54 I can't believe you didn't put these bad boys on a scale, one on each side, "perfectly balanced as all things should be".
Spiff, you often sound puzzled when you talk about how you're in the Yogscast but it's ironic because I believe you're the most relevant person in Yogscasts network. Anyways, good video
L B wait, he’s part of the Yogscast?
"Those are the *free fings* you want in life"
12:21 Hot tea. You were *this* close, and you blew it.