Oh my god! Is this a thing? At first I thought it was just my wife trolling with me. This is the third time in a week I've heard someone mention this. Crazy!
Lol good one...I hope some women aren't actually giving silent treatments for that nonsense. I will admit, right when I wake up from that, I look over and see my boyfriend asleep and think...I don't even know you anymore...and then about a minute later I come back to reality.
@@sneksteppy hmm this was eight days ago so I'm struggling to remember what she was ignoring me for? I think it was because I told her she couldn't play video games and had to help me with the chores.
My wife told me I should be more in touch with my feminine side. I told her if I had a feminine side, I'd never stop touching it. I laughed, she hit me with a remote.
This man sacrificed himself to give us all a good laugh, he should be honored 😂 - just came back across this to see I got 5k likes and all the hilarious arguments in the replies. Thanks funny people
@@randomhuman2595 But in normal state without reasons like alcohol or other factor Women got higher rates in car crash under no circumstances than men
Not "almost" - to be fair, the reason we have bros is to enjoy who we are, as opposed to what we're supposed to be - that is, when we're with our wife (See the mental weight we have to bear 😂)
Very played out trope but idk maybe. I don't get why people really believe this though. Guess too much social media snd Hollywood. I wish my wife would. Men be dating the wrong females.
My son asked me what it was like to be married.... I told him to be quiet and leave me alone.... 10 minutes later I asked why he was mad at me and why he was ignoring me 😄😄
My grandfather was the hardest worker I’ve ever known. He was always outside doing something. I’m now convinced that it’s because he didn’t want to hear my grandma bitching at him or complaining in general.
My wife once backed the vehicle through the garage door before it finished opening. I wasn't mad, I felt bad for her because she was stressed and shook up. I went about getting everything cleaned, repaired, and back to normal. I took time off from work to do this.. It ended up being $1200 in damages. I never mentioned it again because accidents happen. Not long after I forgot to put away some of the the frozen items after we got back from shopping. We had to throw away about $15 of thawed food the next day. I still hear about that one. I wish this wasn't a true story.
Why? I pay for the house and everything in it, she tried that "go sleep on the couch" shit once when she was in a foul mood and didn't like a joke I made...I just looked at her and said "yea...no." then got comfortable on the bed and went to sleep. It was especially hilarious because we have two spare rooms with beds in them, she got pissy when I refused to leave my own bed and went to one of the other rooms to sleep but she apologized the next for being shitty the night before. If she's the one paying the mortgage and shit then yea, go to the couch...if it's your house don't even give it a second thought, that's some kid shit.
I hate this joke. And I am a woman. Men, sleeping in your own bed is not being abusive! (If it isn't your bed, you need to move out yesterday already) And you don't have to be abusive to be the man of the house! How does this even work? She says you can't sleep in your own bed??? and so you just don't!?!? Does she physically prevent you? Is she physically stronger than you? What about just going to bed, period? Seems to me she would be relieved to know that you simply aren't going to play that game!
@@imonthewinningside8281Well then they would move into their mother's house and then talk shit about you to your friends and family and then there's a lot of other stuff. Also you try to be supportive, caring and kind as a husband so if this is all it takes then so be it.
Don't forget to drink the rest of her favorite wine and eat the rest of her favorite chocolate while leaving a quarter cup of milk in the gallon and putting it back😂
I work for AAA Towing and I get these calls all the time. This is hilarious. Every last one of them make sure they tell me "Yea My Wife was Driving, idk wth she did"
@mojo4369 Welp you can't lie to guy Towing it on the spot. Which is what AAA does. We mostly get calls as a 1st responder to accidents. This isnt your regular Towing business. The Police call us before anything to atleast pull you out of the road and for emergencies and then you go chose the Towing Company of your choice. Stay in your lane little fella. I know what I'm talking about.
This is pure gold. My girlfriend told me to be more in touch with my feminine side so I sent her 20 texts a day asking her what she is doing and if she still loves me.
You need to leave her if she would get mad at YOU for a joke someone you never met told on the Internet. Word of advice next time she gives you a hard time over something small, tell her to shut the fuck up and walk out of the room. She'll get turned on 💯
He kept thinking of the joke in his head * couldn't let it out... it happened to me b4 me tryna explain to my friends why I'm laughing but can't cause I'm laughing
My wife said I need to act more like her..... so I started hitting her when we got into arguments.... and when she grazed me I fell out like LeBron getting fouled and cried and screamed “why did u hit me”????!!!!
"This is very offensive to the SJW community and we will not tolerate your disrespect of strong females everywhere. We are much stronger than men so we will force them to make us sandwiches. Woman pride" 🤡🤓
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"I can't accept criticism right now I'm too stressed from destroying the car."
I almost got angry at you for a second there lol
HAHA
LOL, you made my day!
💀
Your car* 😂
My wife said “can’t you treat me like before we were married”. I took her to the movies than dropped her off at her parents house.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Lmao😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
If you did that, you're a coward.
@@KeyUploads sure, whatever you say
My wife told me shes upset because i never buy her flowers.....i didnt even know she sold flowers
Ba dam ba shoe!!!
I tell my wife same hing😂😂😂
This is extra funny to me because I'm a florist 😭🤣
This is a Norm MacDonald type of joke 🤣
@@hugonongbri8100 that's an honor
My wife just ran away with my best friend.
Im really gonna miss him.
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣good one😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
😂😂😂🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂
Naa🤣🤣🤣
Don't worry he will be back in no time
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 what a relief 😅
My wife told me I should look at things from her point of view so I stared out of the kitchen window
LOLL😂😂
Lmaooo
Lmao xD
Hell nah 😂😂😂😂💯👍🏽
yooo 🤣
On Instagram people were getting offended at this, but I’m glad to see people on TH-cam see the joke
It's false since men are responsible for the majority of fatal car accidents
I laughed when i opened the reply section to see only to see no replies
what????
because TH-cam's public it's mostly male🤣
@@unlocked420very true I’m realizing that
I’m a woman and a wife and I thought this was absolutely hilarious 😂
Are there any more like you at home....unattached?
Well you are a keeper 😂
Must say I've got fit of the giggles..
But it's all to true. Woman do exactly that....
Yeah cuz you onow its true
you have any sister?
Gf said I need to get in touch with my feminine side, so I told her I'm not talking to her until she apologizes for cheating in a dream I had. 😏👍
Oh my god! Is this a thing? At first I thought it was just my wife trolling with me. This is the third time in a week I've heard someone mention this. Crazy!
@@r.davidsenyes its a thing. mine asked me if i still loved her because of a damn dream she had. it took a lot not to act annoyed.
@@r.davidsennah it’s a thing homie
@@r.davidsenMy Fiancée has gotten on my ass over her DREAMS far too much💀
Lol good one...I hope some women aren't actually giving silent treatments for that nonsense. I will admit, right when I wake up from that, I look over and see my boyfriend asleep and think...I don't even know you anymore...and then about a minute later I come back to reality.
As a husband currently in the process of being ignored for no reason, I can't stop laughing and it pissing off my wife even more 😂
Awww, is sparky in the dog house?
@@sneksteppy hmm this was eight days ago so I'm struggling to remember what she was ignoring me for? I think it was because I told her she couldn't play video games and had to help me with the chores.
This is so funny 😂😂🤣🤣🤣
@@danielstarr8957 good luck brother😂
@@koninkrijkdernederlanden funny i would read your comment right when I'm at Dutch Bros coffee. sprek je Nederlands?
I haven’t talked to my wife in years, I don’t want to interrupt her.
😄😃🥹
🤣🤣🤣🤣
😲😂
Cold blooded! (Dave Chappelle voice) LOL!
Oof i felt that
My wife told me I should be more in touch with my feminine side. I told her if I had a feminine side, I'd never stop touching it. I laughed, she hit me with a remote.
That’s gold
Lmaoo 😂
^^^this the one🤣😂 very underrated post😭
Boss!
😂
"And ignored her for no reason" 😂😂😂
This man sacrificed himself to give us all a good laugh, he should be honored 😂 - just came back across this to see I got 5k likes and all the hilarious arguments in the replies. Thanks funny people
Men are the drivers in the majority of fatal car accidents.
@@randomhuman2595 bud Stay random no need to get yourself on things.
@@randomhuman2595 But in normal state without reasons like alcohol or other factor Women got higher rates in car crash under no circumstances than men
@@ishgi2064 Why are men drink driving more then?
@@randomhuman2595 ok lady
My girlfriend asked me to give her a compliment because she felt she was fat and I said ur eyesight is perfect
🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
😆 🤣
hahahahha
Yo this was 3 days ago somebody check on Craig 😭🤣
Yo Craig you there bro?
It's been 3 days
Just comment us back and we will know that you are alive
Their laughs are so pure ❤
Right lol this put me in such a good mood
Lol 😂 evil like naught kids ! 🤣
It’s their hearty laughs 😂😂almost like they can’t laugh like this with their wives 🫢😂
😂
😂😂😂😂
Not "almost" - to be fair, the reason we have bros is to enjoy who we are, as opposed to what we're supposed to be - that is, when we're with our wife
(See the mental weight we have to bear 😂)
If your wife doesnt laugh at this joke, Just leave her.
@@dichaelovic"Just leave her"🤓
like it is very easy for the family
When he said "with my feminine side" , the other guy knew it was over. 🤣😭
That's the best part of it :D
💯
Women ☕️
O-V-A!
Hahhhahhaaaa
Their laughter sounds like they know they're gonna die when they get home
Cause woman are crazy, and will do crazy shit over words.
Very played out trope but idk maybe. I don't get why people really believe this though. Guess too much social media snd Hollywood. I wish my wife would. Men be dating the wrong females.
@@drjonesey5 🙄
Naw, that's laughing at how absolutely hilarious the joke of "feminism" actually is, and how dumb the females that fell for it really are.
No
Showed this to my wife. Now I’m writing this comment from the couch. Worth it.
My wife told me I should be more in tune with my feminine side. I told her she should do the same.
Perfect
😂😂😂
You married a man
Brave!
@@WayneDmayne he might be address as she - he is the wife
Thats the most dad looking dad ive ever seen
It’s funny because it’s true
Which one? The one who said the joke or the other?
@@ahmadfawazhussein7589uh...yes
Fellow men of culture, it is our sworn duty to protect this man, at all costs.
This dude is a national treasure
I would die for him.
I am loyal to the cause
@@TPRM1 gay
@@thl205 👍🏻
The way he powers through the giggles to tell it. Impossible not to laugh. Beautiful.
Bill Gates can't stop Laughing.
My son asked me what it was like to be married.... I told him to be quiet and leave me alone.... 10 minutes later I asked why he was mad at me and why he was ignoring me 😄😄
😂😂😂😂😂
😂
AYYYYYOOOOOO😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I don’t get it. Explain.
@@generalpro6141, get married and you will understand
His laugh and face made the joke 10 times funnier.
and then I blamed it on her, and made her pay for it! 😆 🤣 😂
I’ve seen this video so many times and each time I always end up dying of laughter 🤣
I just showed this to my wife… she sarcastically went “hehehe” and scrunched her face as I laughed for real. It went well overall 😂
Sleep with one eye open for the rest of your life dude
They can never take a joke
@@R.O.T.C._SEEM nah some can, although I heard this joke too many times, it's still funny. I don't see a lot of jokes about men though.
Hahaha
@@soullessangel207 nahhh there are good jokes about men
And after this wholesome interaction, the two man were never seen again.
Rip to these legends.
🤣🤣🤣
😂⚰️⚰️😂
And their wives are still ignoring them for no reason even in death....
😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂
My grandfather was the hardest worker I’ve ever known. He was always outside doing something. I’m now convinced that it’s because he didn’t want to hear my grandma bitching at him or complaining in general.
Oh dear god, poor man 😕
No doubt
Facts 💫👌🎉 don't tell the lady's that's why or they will start wanting to be farmers aswell so they can bitch at us at work too😊
My dad said that's why he stayed in his garage if he wasn't at work lol
@@skyclad89 I tell my wife I wish I had a shop. She has no idea that she’s half the reason why. Lolol
man I could watch these 2 veteran husbands converse all day
I laughed, but not too loudly in case my other half asked me what was so funny.
LOLOL
🤣🤣🤣
Smart
hahaha
😂
I watched this for Exactly 8 full mins, NON-STOP!!!! I Can't stop giggling...🤣🤣🤣
He delivered it perfectly like he's lived through it even had the camera crew laughing
These men found real joy in their lives in this moment…
Yes... guess what that implies ? 😊
My wife once backed the vehicle through the garage door before it finished opening.
I wasn't mad, I felt bad for her because she was stressed and shook up. I went about getting everything cleaned, repaired, and back to normal. I took time off from work to do this.. It ended up being $1200 in damages. I never mentioned it again because accidents happen.
Not long after I forgot to put away some of the the frozen items after we got back from shopping. We had to throw away about $15 of thawed food the next day.
I still hear about that one.
I wish this wasn't a true story.
So sad brother. God will take care of you once you throw eatables worth 15$ more 😌😌
Perfect proof that you need another woman.
Find another woman
@@slapu.3457cost him too much lol
...just cook it medium well. You'll be fine
This fellas, is why you NEVER cheap out when it comes to picking a couch
Why? I pay for the house and everything in it, she tried that "go sleep on the couch" shit once when she was in a foul mood and didn't like a joke I made...I just looked at her and said "yea...no." then got comfortable on the bed and went to sleep. It was especially hilarious because we have two spare rooms with beds in them, she got pissy when I refused to leave my own bed and went to one of the other rooms to sleep but she apologized the next for being shitty the night before. If she's the one paying the mortgage and shit then yea, go to the couch...if it's your house don't even give it a second thought, that's some kid shit.
😂😂
This gem went way over everyone's head.
I hate this joke. And I am a woman.
Men, sleeping in your own bed is not being abusive! (If it isn't your bed, you need to move out yesterday already) And you don't have to be abusive to be the man of the house! How does this even work? She says you can't sleep in your own bed??? and so you just don't!?!? Does she physically prevent you? Is she physically stronger than you? What about just going to bed, period? Seems to me she would be relieved to know that you simply aren't going to play that game!
@@imonthewinningside8281Well then they would move into their mother's house and then talk shit about you to your friends and family and then there's a lot of other stuff.
Also you try to be supportive, caring and kind as a husband so if this is all it takes then so be it.
he knew a good one was coming he was just bracing himself😂😂
This guy has the best delivery even though he can't hold back it's perfect
It ain't just the joke, it's the tone, expressions, pauses and laughter that makes it even more hilarious
This is how you know a man has been married over 15 years and I love it lmao
Don't forget to drink the rest of her favorite wine and eat the rest of her favorite chocolate while leaving a quarter cup of milk in the gallon and putting it back😂
bro is proud of his humour and i approve it
The GOAT of dad jokes...
I work for AAA Towing and I get these calls all the time. This is hilarious. Every last one of them make sure they tell me "Yea My Wife was Driving, idk wth she did"
Or they're blaming their wives for what they did-that happens a lot
@mojo4369 Welp you can't lie to guy Towing it on the spot. Which is what AAA does. We mostly get calls as a 1st responder to accidents. This isnt your regular Towing business. The Police call us before anything to atleast pull you out of the road and for emergencies and then you go chose the Towing Company of your choice. Stay in your lane little fella. I know what I'm talking about.
And he is really cracking himself up… 🤣🤣😂😂🥰🥰
Wives get the promise ring, engagement ring, and wedding ring..only ring husbands get is the suffering 😂😂😂😂😂
Uufff preach
buddy with the glasses was like "oof, brace for impact" immediately 😂
There is nothing better than a
good sense of humor. 🤣🤣🤣
This is just precious. ❤
This is pure gold.
My girlfriend told me to be more in touch with my feminine side so I sent her 20 texts a day asking her what she is doing and if she still loves me.
Glad my wife is asleep, she would ask me what joke I laughed at rn and get pissed for sure 😂 it's 2 am,, lol
You need to leave her if she would get mad at YOU for a joke someone you never met told on the Internet.
Word of advice next time she gives you a hard time over something small, tell her to shut the fuck up and walk out of the room.
She'll get turned on 💯
@@moriordan85bruhh chill down🤣
@@moriordan85do the opposite of what this moriordan does and life will work out better
😂😂😂
This dude needs to be in witness protection
Witness BRO-tection.
We got him
F’kn hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂
*_A horse 🐴 walks into a bar_*
Bartender: Why the long face?
The silent laugh of the guy with glasses will minimize his scolding
The second guy trying to resist laughing then failing miserably is hilarious 😂😂😂
Man woke up on the wrong side of the couch and chose violence 😂
Too bad he's not smart enough to know statistics and that men are the worst drivers on the planet
He has chosen death
Weak
I usually crack myself up with my own jokes too. It's the best kind of laugh.
My girlfriend told me I was doing more than enough in our relationship, but she wished I would do more.
...and then ignored her all day for no reason 🤣🤣🤣
My wife told me to be more in touch with my feminine side. I told her I didn’t have a feminine side, if I did, I’d be touching it all the time.
☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Cool
Sick 😂
😂kewl
Ladies be careful when you ask your husbands to be more in touch with their emotions next time 😂😅 I needed that laugh 😆 👍
They're so happy!😊
U can see the pure joy on his face of making fun of his wife at her expense.😆
I bet she does it to him constantly.Paybacks can be a bummer.
While she sits at home sharpening the kitchen knives slowly and methodically
@@RetherfordFam19 It's always satisfyingto see the look on the face of someone who deserved getting their karma patback.
At the end he should have said, " and now I'm crying for no reason!"
The way he looks back at the end tells me the wifes there somewhere scowling 😂
It's just like me. I laugh at my own jokes.
I love how he couldn’t even deliver. Anticipating your own joke is the best.
And one of the key components of a dad joke, I reckon.
He kept thinking of the joke in his head * couldn't let it out... it happened to me b4 me tryna explain to my friends why I'm laughing but can't cause I'm laughing
@@kayhollings1777 You reckon correct
@@bobsapp6240 Soft Q...?
@@bobsapp6240 Would you prefer a crunchy M..?
After that second joke he added, bro was laughing in pain💀
😂😂😂😂😂😂....I'm a wife!! And I was laughing so hard. I hope he really did that!
I love this video, he sounds like he needed that laugh, must have a stressful wife lmao
My wife asked me why I’m always tired when we go out. I told her I was awake 6 hours ago before you started getting ready.
This joke gets funnier the more you hear it
Yes!
This is the best joke ever
-I heard you got married recently. Is it better now?
-No, just more often.
Dads always love their jokes a lot more than the listeners.
“So I spent an hour and a half in the bathroom”
Being able to die laughing at stupid jokes is how you know your having a good time😂
Omg their faces tell a thousand stories 😂
U think that is weird?
That's a lot of cars.
@@throwaway3873 stop simping🤡💨
@@SpiritJellyfish1 tf? where's the simping? you are reaching bro take a seat and laugh like everyone tf
The laugh is what gets me
The lack of breathe 😂
OMG, that actually made me laugh out loud! 🤣😂
And then ignored her for no reason. Truth!
Maybe he's feminine sides is on a period 😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Facts. I can’t. I love these men. Do more. All I want is this.
My left hand has never crashed my car or ignored my request. Shes my queen
I just love this sound of joy
I’m a women and I approve this message. 😂😂😂
Woman yes wife no. Approval is pointless
@@BumMilkSandwhich She said she’s a women, so she’s not just a woman. She’s 2 or more of them.
Me too, it was funny😆
How many?
I was checking the comments wondering who would object. I'm a woman and I think this is funny. Although the guy himself makes it so funny.
fk, im officially old now.. that shit was funny 🤣
🤣🤣🤣
I'm 20, this is the 10th or something time I watch this, always grabs a giggle off of me
Old is gold 🤩
this one got me real good 😂
i was told to get in touch with my femine side, so now i talk twice as much and make half the points🤣
Lol
😂😂😂😂😂😂🎉🎉🎉🎉
My wife said I need to act more like her..... so I started hitting her when we got into arguments.... and when she grazed me I fell out like LeBron getting fouled and cried and screamed “why did u hit me”????!!!!
😭😭😭That's OD.
@@jaunzelmullins1508 nah FRRRRR my eyes got wide as hell at the end. Still busted out laughin😂😭
OHH....NOW THATS "HILARIOUS"!!!😃😁😆😅🤣😂😄
"...FELL OUR LIKE LEBRON GETTING FOULED"
"....And CRIED....And SCREAMED"😆😅🤣😂😁😄
Thats not a Dad joke, thats an opener for a comedy show at a stadium 😂
Dude trolling his wife😂😂🙏❤️💐
I wanted to be in touch with my feminine side so I made myself a sandwich.
😂
Lol
"This is very offensive to the SJW community and we will not tolerate your disrespect of strong females everywhere. We are much stronger than men so we will force them to make us sandwiches. Woman pride" 🤡🤓
This is funny. The guy in the video os not.
@@HawkOfLight1both are
She told me to be more in touch with my feminine side so I deciced to run up credit card debt and ask her for money.
🤣🤣🤣
Bro I can't stop rolling this entire video and comment section is pure gold!
😂😂😂😂 good one.
Married with Children vibes
Drop the mic 😂dude
The way he knew it was coming 🤣
🤣🤣🤣That is a good dad jokes and it gets better
Dads are the best gift God has given the world!
Jesus was a man not a woman. Let that sink in
@@Autonomous_DonYou're not wrong
@@Autonomous_Don He was also white...wanna continue with these implications there bud?
I come across this clip every few months and it has me cackling every time.