@@jacksonatorgaming4900 I shall explain it for you, “pop” is another word for “dad” and there is no such thing as “momtarts” For the pastriarchy bit, it’s supposed to sound like patriarchy and pastry, patriarchy is when the males are the leader of something instead of a female, even if they are older, and pastry because pop tarts are made of pastry. So I’m conclusion it’s saying “pop tarts instead of momtarts, Becuase of the pastriarchy”
I love these. I've heard alot of the jokes before but your laughter is what gets me. I watch these in the morning before work and it always puts me in a better mood. Thanks bros!
Public service announcement; Warning: Do not eat or drink while watching this video; liquids could squirt out your nose, and solids flying from your mouth. You have been warned.
Why did Spock want to use Cpt Kirks bathroom? He wanted to see the Captains Log. I went to my psychiatrist wrapped in clear plastic wrap, he came out and said, I can clearly see your nuts. I went to walmart and sat in the breakroom to take a break, they said, do you work here? I said yes, I just used the self-checkout.
What a piano, a tuna and a can of glue all have in common? You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna. "what about the can of glue?" "Ah, I knew you'd get stuck there"😂😂😂
The cashier says 'are you going to put it up yourself', the man says, 'don't be disgusting, I'm going to put it in my living room'. The cashier means, is he going to be the one to assemble the tree, but the customer interprets the question as though 'putting it up yourself' is meant in a 'dirty' way.
Here's one I came up with for a buddy who is a 70 year old veteran OBGYN: What do you call it when a heterosexual lady takes a break from dating? Men-o-pause.
Nope. We don't pull from comedy routines or use jokes by comedians if we realize that's where they're from. We search for jokes online, and unfortunately sometimes a comedian's jokes get in there. But we don't find out until someone mentions it, because most jokes aren't credited online. So we just do the best we can. 🤷
IMO, the embarrassing part is that you guys completely miss the point that "Dad jokes" ARE NOT laugh, gag, choke hilarious. The rest of the world sees it. Except the ones that get off watching a coupla guys busting a gut over "Dad jokes". Kinda like the Incurable Ward @ a Sanitarium. IMO.
That's some funny stuff 🤣 😂
i’m not sure which i loved more, the jokes or how hard you guys were laughing
😁
My feelings exactly!!!
Seriously! and they keep cutting off his laughter lol!
Both
This is how the laughs go: 😂😂kettle boiling 😂😂😂
I've been teaching my son-in-law all of your jokes one by one since he became a father. This is how the art passes from generation to generation.
I take pride in being able to watch videos like this and not crack a smile.
This one got me. LOL!
Well done!
Love it 😁 we do tell some good ones!
"why are there poptarts but no momtarts, because of the pastriarchy" GOT ME GOOD
😁😁
I don’t get that joke.
@@jacksonatorgaming4900 I shall explain it for you, “pop” is another word for “dad” and there is no such thing as “momtarts”
For the pastriarchy bit, it’s supposed to sound like patriarchy and pastry, patriarchy is when the males are the leader of something instead of a female, even if they are older, and pastry because pop tarts are made of pastry. So I’m conclusion it’s saying “pop tarts instead of momtarts, Becuase of the pastriarchy”
@@goldenruby4 Thanks for the explanation!
The Christmas tree one was hilarious 🤣
😅😂
I don't get it.
@@d.a.tsun5104the cashier asked is the customer going to put up the tree himself as in literal terms pertaining to a dirty joke
Y'all make my day!! The laughter you both bring is a blessing to me !! Thank you!
The wheezing... 🤣
😁😁
The pasteryarchy …I just can’t even you couldn’t hold it in lmao
😁😁
The pastriarchy killed me
It's great to hear you laughing at your own jokes. I was laughing so hard I cried, lol.
Where did the fireball go to use the bathroom? The LAVAtory 😂😂
Pastry-archy🤣🤣🤣
That one got me good 😂
I love these. I've heard alot of the jokes before but your laughter is what gets me. I watch these in the morning before work and it always puts me in a better mood. Thanks bros!
Love these guys
0:45 I didn’t get the Christmas tree joke?
The “are you going to put it up yourself” wasn’t to do with him like actually doing the decorating and stuff, he literally meant UP YOURSELF
@@goldenruby4😂😂😂
Price of tires is going up. Its due to inflation
I love these. Keep ‘em coming.
0.59 was funny. The dude's laugh was hilarious.
German here, your accent is fine!
You guys are funny !
"Don't be disgusting! ..." 🤣😆🧐
Public service announcement; Warning: Do not eat or drink while watching this video; liquids could squirt out your nose, and solids flying from your mouth. You have been warned.
i got purple from laughing
😁😁
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂ahhhh Santa …
😁😁
I'm going to use that raisin awareness for the benefits of dried grapes.
Love ya guys
Noooooooooo the raisin joke got me dead
Nope, the pop tart joke did
Pastriachy.. lol
😁
Okay the pastry-archi, that got me.
1:52 WHY IS BRO LAUGHING SO LOUD BRO (Earphone Warning)
I keep pausing the video to run out and repeat these jokes to my husband while I'm laughing too hard to talk 🤣
I’ve just discovered your brilliant channel and after three videos I had to stop I was laughing so much
Ah, you've discovered Gary Delaney!
I think I laughed more at you guys laughing than the actual jokes themselves
God bless us.
I see a zzp box…. That’s awesome!!!!!
I didn't get the Christmas tree one
I just freaking LOVE you guys!! 🤣🤣
Thanks man!
Bro where can we get some merch? Love to own a hat or shirt✌️
Awesome! Go to brosnotpros.com 😁
Every time I’m feeling down I watch ur videos and start seeing black spots from laughing so hard 😂😂😂
The whezzinBRO
The German accent was more a Norwegian. :)
Ha, whoops 😁
I'd love to start a TH-cam channel to tell jokes like you guys. But the girls in school always said that I had a face meant for radio. 🤔🤔🤔
😂😂
_Face for radio, voice for print..._
Oh dear
Why are there no mirror’s in the self-checkout ?
Why did Spock want to use Cpt Kirks bathroom? He wanted to see the Captains Log. I went to my psychiatrist wrapped in clear plastic wrap, he came out and said, I can clearly see your nuts. I went to walmart and sat in the breakroom to take a break, they said, do you work here? I said yes, I just used the self-checkout.
Timmy Lassie's calling
What a piano, a tuna and a can of glue all have in common?
You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna.
"what about the can of glue?"
"Ah, I knew you'd get stuck there"😂😂😂
Feel free to use it any time
Can I share these with some friends?
Of course!
@@BrosinHats Like they say “Sharing is Karen” (caring)
Ayyyye Boise stattte
Hi
Hi Jake
Are you guys in Idaho? Go broncos!
We are!
I CNAT EVEN SPELL😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
They're on the opposite sides than normal...this upsets me
😁 sorry! We go back to normal eventually
Someone PLEASEEE explain the first joke (the underwear one) I don’t get it
The husband is wearing the wifes underwear
@@kstig8729 I still don’t get how it makes the underwear revealing
@@ybe8228 I didn't really get that one either. 😂
@@CarrieGoldsmith maybe it's a thong..???
Ripping off Gary Delaney... apart from that hilarious
The laughter should not cover the point of the jokes too much or you cant really hear it.
Too many Gary Delaney Jokes.
Comedian?
@@BrosinHats Yes. He is quite famous for his one-liners.
These guys might be able to tell us all if there is such a thing as having too much fun (I'm guessing not)
Please explain the fake Christmas tree one!
The cashier says 'are you going to put it up yourself', the man says, 'don't be disgusting, I'm going to put it in my living room'. The cashier means, is he going to be the one to assemble the tree, but the customer interprets the question as though 'putting it up yourself' is meant in a 'dirty' way.
@@kelleywillis3789 They laughed before he finished the sentence. I didn't hear what he said after "don't be disgusting, I'm going to put it up ---".
If the German accent is all you think you need to apologize for, I have to have a talk with your father about your manners, young man.
Wow, that's 2 minutes I'll never get back....
Please, at least finish the joke before laughing.
Here's one I came up with for a buddy who is a 70 year old veteran OBGYN:
What do you call it when a heterosexual lady takes a break from dating?
Men-o-pause.
Ripping off a lot of jokes from a well known comedian. Not cool guys.
Nope. We don't pull from comedy routines or use jokes by comedians if we realize that's where they're from. We search for jokes online, and unfortunately sometimes a comedian's jokes get in there. But we don't find out until someone mentions it, because most jokes aren't credited online. So we just do the best we can. 🤷
IMO, the embarrassing part is that you guys completely miss the point that "Dad jokes" ARE NOT laugh, gag, choke hilarious. The rest of the world sees it. Except the ones that get off watching a coupla guys busting a gut over "Dad jokes". Kinda like the Incurable Ward @ a Sanitarium. IMO.
Thanks for the honesty 😂
Not funny at all
The shit ain’t that funny 😊