📌Notes: Here you will find all banter with Astarion. However, Shadowheart and Lae’zel seem to be bugged in Act III, so they don’t say anything. If I manage somehow to trigger them once, I'll share it as a short on this channel. SH and Halsin have no banter in Act II. Therefore, SH has only one banter with Ast at 00:38. Astarion Ascendant's banter isn't in this compilation, but here used for a comparison: th-cam.com/video/z0kvmzmbxcw/w-d-xo.htmlsi=PleH8u5bHUWtYint
Laezel is just DTF anyone who wants it. Her and Shadowheart might hate each other, but from what I understand, “hate f*cking” is a thing 🤔🤷♀️ And once Karlach has her heart fixed and is looking for a little fun, Laezel was totally volunteering for that 😂 At the Tiefling party if you’re romancing Astarion and turn Laezel down, she says something like “I’ll find someone else then, maybe Wyll”. And then the next morning if you ask her about “how her night with Wyll went” she just says in an annoyed tone “argh he just wanted to talk all night” 😂😂 (If you don’t have Wyll at camp, I think she says “Gale” instead, though I’ve not heard what she says about that)
Honestly I think all the other companions would offer if it was needed (like if he needed it to heal) because they would all realise they’re stronger as a team, and Astarion is a good fighter. But I think Wyll, Karlach and Laezel would opt to use a blood-drawing kit and give it to him in a bottle. Shadowheart and Halsin would totally be down for being bitten though 😂 Minsc would agree but make some sweet-but-stupid comment about it (ie “Boo says I should do what I can to help my friend”). Jaheira would grumble about “being too old for it” but still agree. Gale would agree and then make some awkward small talk about a book he read about blood. Minthara would only agree if she was getting paid in some way.
4:31 omg a genuine conversation between Gale and Astarion 🥺 Just hearing him drop his sarcasm a moment and hope that both of them can find happiness…I’m ruined ❤
I don't think it's personal. He's just an aristocratic high elf so he has prejudice towards 'down to get dirty' berserker-types. He also has the same attitude towards Minsc and Halsin
He's very sweet about her when talking to other people. I think he just has defenses up because she's so open about her feelings and it scares him to do the same, even just friends
Oh my sweet summer child... Please dont ever look at ascended astarion's love scene with origin karlach.... Or his first love scene for that matter. I wanted to throttle him, and he's my absolute favorite. He is 100% capable of being THE WORST.
Ascended Astarion has different lines, I know because Halsins glitches and he would say the SAME LINE every 3 mins to the point I had to remove him from the party 😭 if I have to hear that man say “I’m worried for the two of you” ONE MORE TIME 😂
This channel is dedicated to 'not ascended' Astarion, or simple to Astarion, and all lines and cutscenes of vampire Ascendent are used here only for critical analysis^^
@@riarivera5995 man is was my second play through and first time with Halsin so I wanted to learn about his character and then that line glitched (same with Shadows wincing in pain dialogue) so I ended up sending him home. I only ascended Astarion cause I needed the evil ending achievements 😭 and I couldn’t do an evil ending to spawn astarion
Halsin also glitched out when dating Karlach. I‘m currently doing a run with Lae‘zel, guess I‘ll have to take him with me FOR SCIENCE. I‘m sure he‘ll appreciate my 100 % evil party selection. =D
Halsin „-after such hardship-„ No kidding, the man knows what he’s talking about. I wonder if there are any interactions between them when you‘re in a polycule with them.
its so HARD for me to get his approval High enough to wooo him twice in act 1. i just cheat through it LOL. judging from your... name and PP i think you might be an expert of this pale elf area? I can't have approval higher than 28 ( and this is before attacking goblin camp) perhaps you have some secrets trick to share? Sorry one more thing, those astarion costumes are very very beautiful what are those?
Yeah you can look at this video: th-cam.com/video/T_sE6SCMUmY/w-d-xo.htmlsi=Gb5uVfxSz0tXhSlk it'll help with approval ^^ his outfits are mods from Nexus, V-Neck Rich clothes, PK clothes ect^^
I usually just make him go for a little walk when I’m bout to do something he won’t approve of. I can get my rating to at least medium by the time we’re going into act 2. Delving into a little debauchery like throwing the worg crap at the guard at the gate gains both Astarion, and Karlachs approval (this scene doesn’t trigger if you’re playing as a drow, you’re just let in).
Unfortunately no. Boo actually lives in Minsc's butt crack when he isn't resting on his head or shoulders. And no, I'm not joking, this is indeed the canon for it. Minsc say it himself in camp after you recruit him as a companion.
@@viktoria_pikovsky 😂🤢😂🤢😂🤢 nooooo why though? Like surely that’s not the most comfy spot Boo could sit 🤔 And Minsc doesn’t exactly come off like the type of guy who bathes daily either…
@@elenalizabeth Asking the real question! I would love to know why too honestly. Sadly, I don't think the game ever gave the answer to it (and if it did, I hadn't found it in my playthrough). I would just assume that Minsc simply never found a better place to tuck Boo into, and decided that *this* would be the best solution. Or he is just too dunce to realize that hamsters don't exactly enjoy being shoved into your buttocks, and truly thinks Boo likes it there.
@@viktoria_pikovsky Minsc's thought process: "hamsters like hiding in small dark places = buttcrack is perfect home for Boo". Apparently Boo is actually really smart and "Miniature Giant Space Hamsters" are real so he isn't a normal hamster. Not sure how Minsc found Boo in the first place? But I think they communicate telepathically, so it only works if you have a very empty head - hence Minsc can hear him when not even "speak with animals" works on Boo (or Minsc has just taken one too many hits to the head and is hallucinating Boo talking)
📌Notes: Here you will find all banter with Astarion. However, Shadowheart and Lae’zel seem to be bugged in Act III, so they don’t say anything. If I manage somehow to trigger them once, I'll share it as a short on this channel. SH and Halsin have no banter in Act II. Therefore, SH has only one banter with Ast at 00:38. Astarion Ascendant's banter isn't in this compilation, but here used for a comparison: th-cam.com/video/z0kvmzmbxcw/w-d-xo.htmlsi=PleH8u5bHUWtYint
What are the clothing mods you use here?
Karlach:
“Never was my strong suit” *dances*
I'm glad she did this move as she was recorded ^^
The way half of these are the other people in the party being jealous they didn’t get to date Astarion first 😭
Laezel is just DTF anyone who wants it.
Her and Shadowheart might hate each other, but from what I understand, “hate f*cking” is a thing 🤔🤷♀️
And once Karlach has her heart fixed and is looking for a little fun, Laezel was totally volunteering for that 😂
At the Tiefling party if you’re romancing Astarion and turn Laezel down, she says something like “I’ll find someone else then, maybe Wyll”. And then the next morning if you ask her about “how her night with Wyll went” she just says in an annoyed tone “argh he just wanted to talk all night” 😂😂
(If you don’t have Wyll at camp, I think she says “Gale” instead, though I’ve not heard what she says about that)
lol whatd she expect? wylls a good boi im dure hes charmed his fair share ofvwomen butvhe does it propercwants to get to know them first XD
He gets so defensive so easily, but I love it when the others give him a sibling response.
Which particular responses do you mean by 'siblings' ones,? ^.^
@@sinviel I think Wylls one about “you aren’t insufferably randy, you’re just insufferable” is a very sibling thing to say 😂
I love Jaheira just casually roasting him and him roasting her back 😂 she would totally give approval for that “old veteran” comeback line from him 😂
Gale offers blood to Astarion if he needs it? 😭Such a sweet little family we're creating!
Haha yeah it sounded like 'take whatever you need , all mine is yours' xD
Honestly I think all the other companions would offer if it was needed (like if he needed it to heal) because they would all realise they’re stronger as a team, and Astarion is a good fighter.
But I think Wyll, Karlach and Laezel would opt to use a blood-drawing kit and give it to him in a bottle. Shadowheart and Halsin would totally be down for being bitten though 😂 Minsc would agree but make some sweet-but-stupid comment about it (ie “Boo says I should do what I can to help my friend”). Jaheira would grumble about “being too old for it” but still agree. Gale would agree and then make some awkward small talk about a book he read about blood. Minthara would only agree if she was getting paid in some way.
Neil’s delivery of “The screaming fever is pretty bad.” Is hilarious
Astarion really is a sweetheart once you get passed his defenses
Astarion and Gale being bros will never cease to amaze me
The way he says; “It’s baffling, really. I guess it shall remain a mystery now and forevermore,” hahahahaha
4:31 omg a genuine conversation between Gale and Astarion 🥺 Just hearing him drop his sarcasm a moment and hope that both of them can find happiness…I’m ruined ❤
Yeah exactly, this 'Thank You, Gale' and the pause afterwards, he was touched^^
yeah they totally change their view when he is acsended. i thought i would get an intervention lol everyone was very worried about my tav
I love Astarion so much, when will I be free.
2:15 This clip ending with Karlach doing her little dance in the background was so funny to me 😂
I love Minthara's frustrated growl, he got em
NOOO why was he mean to Karlach?? I always imagine she is one of the few people he could never be mean to.
I don't think it's personal. He's just an aristocratic high elf so he has prejudice towards 'down to get dirty' berserker-types. He also has the same attitude towards Minsc and Halsin
He's very sweet about her when talking to other people. I think he just has defenses up because she's so open about her feelings and it scares him to do the same, even just friends
Oh my sweet summer child... Please dont ever look at ascended astarion's love scene with origin karlach.... Or his first love scene for that matter. I wanted to throttle him, and he's my absolute favorite. He is 100% capable of being THE WORST.
@@feloniousbutterfly i know I have seen it. Spawn Astarion is generally pretty nice to Karlach is all.
Gale, honey, where did you leave your trousers?
Thank you for this! I wouldn't be able to replay the game anytime soon, and I was very curious about the banters we've missed! Many blessings!
You're welcome ^.^ However there are still many other new banter, I'm still gathering them together^^
@@sinviel Can't wait to see them!
halsin in the end is very sweet, astarion took that too defensively XD poor halsin, he too has a SA trauma
I didn’t know there was love banter now ya making want to play again
Lae’zel’s question caught me so off guard and sent me into laughter when I was playing. 😂
Ascended Astarion has different lines, I know because Halsins glitches and he would say the SAME LINE every 3 mins to the point I had to remove him from the party 😭 if I have to hear that man say “I’m worried for the two of you” ONE MORE TIME 😂
This channel is dedicated to 'not ascended' Astarion, or simple to Astarion, and all lines and cutscenes of vampire Ascendent are used here only for critical analysis^^
He was just frustrated with y'all haha! How many times does the man need to say it before it clicks ascension was a bad idea? 😂
@@riarivera5995 man is was my second play through and first time with Halsin so I wanted to learn about his character and then that line glitched (same with Shadows wincing in pain dialogue) so I ended up sending him home. I only ascended Astarion cause I needed the evil ending achievements 😭 and I couldn’t do an evil ending to spawn astarion
Halsin also glitched out when dating Karlach.
I‘m currently doing a run with Lae‘zel, guess I‘ll have to take him with me FOR SCIENCE. I‘m sure he‘ll appreciate my 100 % evil party selection. =D
It's not just ascended. I had him repeat the same thing every five minutes after doing dealing with Cazador.
“Let us both hope that broken hearts are a thing of the past” ooohhhh my heart ❤️
0:52
Just to let people know, "rake" was a derogatory term for a man who spends too much time gambling.
Thanks 90s game show!
The evolution of Wyll and Astarions relationship is kinda beautiful.
This video is great, would you consider making any other videos of other romanced companions too?
Thanks ^^ if I'll have enough time , I'll do it , but I can't promise:/
I was like omg she gagged him, AND HE GAGGED HER RIGHT BACK 😭😭💀 5:06
Thank you for this!!! I needed it
Isnt the real issue how 'Not' to romance Astarion or the githyanki for that matter -- sooo hard to try and work out the neutral responses
Halsin „-after such hardship-„
No kidding, the man knows what he’s talking about. I wonder if there are any interactions between them when you‘re in a polycule with them.
LMAO JAHERIA HES OLDER than u
Ok but... is she?
Half of the time the compaions hit on him and he roasts the fuck out of them and other times they hit on tav and he gets offended
Minsc with hair oh my!!
7:23 gale looked so saddened
its so HARD for me to get his approval High enough to wooo him twice in act 1. i just cheat through it LOL. judging from your... name and PP i think you might be an expert of this pale elf area? I can't have approval higher than 28 ( and this is before attacking goblin camp) perhaps you have some secrets trick to share?
Sorry one more thing, those astarion costumes are very very beautiful what are those?
Yeah you can look at this video: th-cam.com/video/T_sE6SCMUmY/w-d-xo.htmlsi=Gb5uVfxSz0tXhSlk it'll help with approval ^^ his outfits are mods from Nexus, V-Neck Rich clothes, PK clothes ect^^
@@sinviel oooohhh YAAAZZZZZZZZZ Thanks!
Omg 😂 I just got his approval up to 90 and am not even finished with the Underdark. It's actually pretty easy if you play as selfish chaotic Durge.
I think that ‘I can’t get high approval’ thing with Astarion is a new player’s thing😅 Bc now I can be myself and still earn it😊
I usually just make him go for a little walk when I’m bout to do something he won’t approve of. I can get my rating to at least medium by the time we’re going into act 2. Delving into a little debauchery like throwing the worg crap at the guard at the gate gains both Astarion, and Karlachs approval (this scene doesn’t trigger if you’re playing as a drow, you’re just let in).
Mintharas hmmm was so funny and cute😂
i don't think i've got patch 7. i'm playing the game on the PlayStation 5...
Should be updated in October on consoles ^^
@@sinviel really? thanks for letting me know!
I want to play BG3 but I have been really busy and my most favorite mods haven't been updated yet and the official ones are not the same!
6:56 wait I thought Boo sits on his shoulder or in his chest pocket?
Unfortunately no. Boo actually lives in Minsc's butt crack when he isn't resting on his head or shoulders. And no, I'm not joking, this is indeed the canon for it. Minsc say it himself in camp after you recruit him as a companion.
@@viktoria_pikovsky 😂🤢😂🤢😂🤢 nooooo why though? Like surely that’s not the most comfy spot Boo could sit 🤔
And Minsc doesn’t exactly come off like the type of guy who bathes daily either…
@@elenalizabeth Asking the real question! I would love to know why too honestly. Sadly, I don't think the game ever gave the answer to it (and if it did, I hadn't found it in my playthrough). I would just assume that Minsc simply never found a better place to tuck Boo into, and decided that *this* would be the best solution. Or he is just too dunce to realize that hamsters don't exactly enjoy being shoved into your buttocks, and truly thinks Boo likes it there.
@@viktoria_pikovsky Minsc's thought process: "hamsters like hiding in small dark places = buttcrack is perfect home for Boo".
Apparently Boo is actually really smart and "Miniature Giant Space Hamsters" are real so he isn't a normal hamster.
Not sure how Minsc found Boo in the first place? But I think they communicate telepathically, so it only works if you have a very empty head - hence Minsc can hear him when not even "speak with animals" works on Boo (or Minsc has just taken one too many hits to the head and is hallucinating Boo talking)
Why don't I get any of these?!
Why is Gale wearing a curtain?
0:51 what outfit mod for astarion is that 🥺🙏
Bro where are these clothes from?
I meant mod names pls?
Minthara's comment about him being a pretty boy only used for pleasure is kinda icky :/
Drow are kinda icky
Why is he so mean to karlach
Where the videos if you romance the essential characters