You can't speak coherently and listen to someone talk at the same time dumbass. You're not multi tasking you're talking over people till they get a turn. Try reading out loud while someone gives you orders
Okay they may be passionate, but these guys are clueless. Anyone who thinks that sand is silicon bicarbonate should just avoid using the scientific naming of chemicals altogether. And there is nothing wrong with mineral additives in food. This has been done for thousands or years. Silicate specifically, will pass harmlessly through your digestive tract in those quantanties. Do you salt your food? Oh no! Youre putting sodium chloride in your food! That's a mineral! Ahhhh!!!
Hahahaha I love how they're all just talking at the same time but they all still hear each other enough to comment and keep the conversation going. Pure comedy. I love it.
ungratefulmetalpansy so true, and guys can get over little things like arguments and stuff, when women do they take it way too far and never talk again 😂
That's because people don't believe things until they verify it for themselves. Which is how it should be yet we hear the term "fake news" all the time nowadays as well since a lot of people don't look it up.
@@stevejoshua9536 so you are saying that since there is a chance of false info we should just trust everything we hear and never look anything up? Sounds like a dumbass way of thinking. Did you know there is usually more than one source you can look at? Because it sounds like you didn't know that.
To be fair though it was just some random guy on the internet who claimed it was. Maybe Joe could see what the page actually said before opening it. The random guy was somewhat right though, it can cause lung cancer when inhaled.
This is hilarious. If there’s anything this video shows it’s how much we as Americans love our fast food, and in spite of knowing how bad it is for us we will never stop eating it.
Uea that place was really good.. but it burned down and was never the same when it reopened. Rumour has it one of the sons caused the fire to collect insurance. But thats just hearsay
God I remember sitting in the back of a car and my friend ordering 17 cheeseburgers and a small fry and then we all laughed for like 5 minutes while the employees waited for us to stop laughing
12:05 had me dying Joe's talking about the snap of the sausage and the density of the bread while theres like 4 other dudes talking at once no one listening to him and he didnt even skip a beat just kept going... had me dying 🤣🤣🤣
Troy Burtwell Oh is that right? Just flat earth, Illuminati, space is fake, dinosaurs are fake and so are nuclear weapons. 😭😭 There isn’t one bit of sanity or intelligence in Eddie Bravo. None.
Okay but this particular additive is perfectly safe. It's just sand. Blindly assuming that all additives are dangerous is just as stupid as trusting that it's all safe. None of us are food experts. We have to trust the FDA for this stuff. And overall they do an okay job.
If you read the actual ingredients list it says very clearly that 100% of the makeup of the entire burger is beef. It isn't a sleight of hand move, the burger contains beef and nothing else.
I have a tough job and I get home late and hardly get to see my buddies anymore. This cheered me up a lot and put a huge smile on my face :) thank you 😊
@@aaronm8720 that's pretty fucked up if you can state a fact, without giving credit to the original founder, and be labeled a thief. I don't invent the stuff I just enforce it.
5:55, Eddie defends the Filet O Fish, on the last Theo Von podcast Eddie talks about being poor as a kid and his only treat was every Friday his mom would take them to McD's ,where he'd order the Filet o'Fish.
I've found it cheaper / faster / better just to go to a nice market, buy premade skewers and grill 'em myself. Fast Food is insanely expensive and you're trapped in the bathroom for a good 6 hours afterwords because your body is rejecting that crap and wants it outta there. .. Then the longterm healthcare costs are enormous, but... everyone is a "Victim" now even when they've knowingly made poor lazy and self serving choices. I love all the excuses: "I didn't have time..." yet... they are at home on netflix etc. Zero personal responsibility anymore.
@@hittman23 Exactly. When I'm out with my friends, we usually talk about sports, politics, cars, working out, investments etc. We'll mention women if a hot chick or two happens walk in. Aside from that we rarely talk about them.
@slam zamillion You're an idiot too because silicate does NOT cause cancer when ingested. Only when inhaled. So literally none of you know what you are talking about. Leave this stuff to actual scientists to figure out.
Just so everyone knows, there was a lawsuit about this 36% beef thing. The lawsuit was dropped when it turned out TB's beef was 88% beef and 12% water, spices, and filler.
the silica dioxide is used to mix in with plant food they use silicon to strengthen the cell walls of the stems and flowers/fruits so we already ingest a fair bit just through fruit and veg.
Dear Eddie Bravo: I worked for MCDonalds from 2002 to 2008 and the boxes of meat we received off the truck did state 100% pure beef but only the boxes from Canada, during the Mad Cow scare in Alberta mid 00's we got boxes of beef from USA and the boxes had a different title not 100% pure beef
I like how they all talk at once and still have a coherent conversation
You can listen and talk at the same time
@@ghostdtx actually no, no you can't
KG Da Buddha you’re unable to multitask huh?
@@kgdabuddha2264 There is literal proof in this video that it is possible. How disabled are you that you can not multi task?
You can't speak coherently and listen to someone talk at the same time dumbass. You're not multi tasking you're talking over people till they get a turn. Try reading out loud while someone gives you orders
Ladies take note, this is the closest thing to how Men talk when you're not around. We are passionate about simple shit like Food.
They would probably think that it’s a fake video lmao
Can confirm. Source: I'm a man
barber shop talk
Okay they may be passionate, but these guys are clueless.
Anyone who thinks that sand is silicon bicarbonate should just avoid using the scientific naming of chemicals altogether.
And there is nothing wrong with mineral additives in food. This has been done for thousands or years. Silicate specifically, will pass harmlessly through your digestive tract in those quantanties.
Do you salt your food? Oh no! Youre putting sodium chloride in your food! That's a mineral! Ahhhh!!!
The New Talker Guy
You sound fun at parties 😭
This is like all four of my personalities having a conversation
Anthony Hord Congratulations, this comment was hands down the funniest I’ve seen yet tonight. Thanks for the laugh.
As a person who talks in their own head a lot, this made me laugh.
LoL !!!! :)
Glad no one has hated on Brendan. Give the guy a break that white castle burger king joke was pretty good
Me deciding what to eat lol
Hahahaha I love how they're all just talking at the same time but they all still hear each other enough to comment and keep the conversation going. Pure comedy. I love it.
This video accurately represents 99% of conversations by me and my friends and probably all other males.
Learn to cook!
Lucia Lu watch some Gordon Ramsay videos😋
ungratefulmetalpansy so true, and guys can get over little things like arguments and stuff, when women do they take it way too far and never talk again 😂
Dank Link gorgon Ramsey is fat for a reason
Lol yeah
Historians in the future are going to refer to this conversation when they describe the state of American culture.
Haha good one bro. Hi guys! From the past
Do you salt your food? Oh no! Youre putting sodium chloride in your food! That's a mineral! Ahhhh!!!
You guys ever fuck with the kitchen sink cookie? 🍪
@RASHEED WALLACE He's in like every comment lol
*religion, you misspelled "American religion"
"Look it up".
90% of arguments nowadays
Nowadays u can verify on the spot.
because 200 years ago you couldnt just "look it up".
That's because people don't believe things until they verify it for themselves. Which is how it should be yet we hear the term "fake news" all the time nowadays as well since a lot of people don't look it up.
As if looking it up couldn't possibly lead to false information. Cause Google wouldn't lie to us.
@@stevejoshua9536 so you are saying that since there is a chance of false info we should just trust everything we hear and never look anything up? Sounds like a dumbass way of thinking. Did you know there is usually more than one source you can look at? Because it sounds like you didn't know that.
This sounds like my brain when I'm trying to go to sleep
lol
her: he’s probably cheating on me
me & the boys:
Tsunade's tits ngl I don’t have a girl✌🏽#deploymentprep
@@w.dieterich7077 what
Oliver Cairn stfu
Oliver Cairn jk, idk how to answer that
@@w.dieterich7077 lol
Girl's locker room: "Omg brian is so cute"
Men's locker room:
Girl's locker room: "Omg Brian is so cute"
Boy's locker room: "Damn Brianne has a fat ass!"
Actually i laught my was off Reading this 😂
Have you ever met A Girl
Todays school locker room: SUM GAY SHIT
Jin trucker 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This is like the "view", for men.
LMAO
lmao this should be top comment
God damn.... you're right
Is Eddie the Whoopi Goldberg of the group?
Nah the view one sided af
2:50 "it doesn't say its cancerous, literally the first line says its a proven carcinogen
Internet: silicon dioxide is proven to be carginogen.
Joe: but it doesnt say it cancerous.
Big brain
To be fair though it was just some random guy on the internet who claimed it was. Maybe Joe could see what the page actually said before opening it.
The random guy was somewhat right though, it can cause lung cancer when inhaled.
The difference between reading only headlines vs reading articles.
@@full-timepog6844 Fog*
yea when he said that i was like "Joe, do you know what a carcinogen is?"
Joe "It's a proven carcinogen.. but it doesn't say if it's cancerous" Rogan
Inspector Dank lmao
This is actually a good one, fast food is so trash for me
I thought the same thing.
😆
@@cooliipie u gey
"I get the salad, no burrito"
"That's gay"
Hearing him say that softly in the background fucking killed me
Lmao 😆
12:49 - just putting the reference for people here :)
I was gonna like this comment but it has 666 likes and I didnt wanna be disrespectful lol
young manson facts
This is hilarious. If there’s anything this video shows it’s how much we as Americans love our fast food, and in spite of knowing how bad it is for us we will never stop eating it.
2 years later.
I did. In the past year, had fast food maybe 6 times.
Cheers.
Bc we're addicted to the additives. We crave it..
& you'll stop eating it when it catches up to you, but we're here for a good time not a long time
Speak for yourself. Haven't eaten fast food in years
this is why JRE became so huge. ive had this exact conversation with friends and coworkers. the east coast in joe comes out here, love it
"They got pizza that'll knock your d**k right in the dirt"
Must be some hella good pizza
gamerkev30 East coast beast coast
mafia pizza
@@miriton1133 east coast mafia beast toast best brunch
Uea that place was really good.. but it burned down and was never the same when it reopened. Rumour has it one of the sons caused the fire to collect insurance. But thats just hearsay
The only thing that knocked my dick in the dirt was trying to jump a bmx bike
This is my brain when Im stoned and the voices cant decide where to eat
I feel you, got the same experience
LMFAO
8:45 is my neurons right now
For real though please just stop eating out, make your own food, I lost 90lbs
you can also do heroin and not be a heroin addict
This is just four grown ass men talking about their favorite fast food, and I'm here for it
This is like listening to starving people do a podcast
Pls make more videos it’s been too long. Pls just shit post or sum. Btw you’re my favorite youtuber when you actually post
N B - I’m working on it, I promise. The next video is weird, I’ll try to speed it up after that
Hey are you a bad guy?
@@nerdcity very cool cant wait
I love your videos they’re so good, it’s like you made a deal with the devil
Sounds like a bunch of hungry stoners discussing what they are going to eat.
Its beautiful
LMAO
Callen doesn't smoke weed. He's a judgemental asshole
Lol
The Ggzzbb I think that’s exactly what it is
This is me and my mates discussing what food to get when baked
God I remember sitting in the back of a car and my friend ordering 17 cheeseburgers and a small fry and then we all laughed for like 5 minutes while the employees waited for us to stop laughing
🇬🇧55
Paul Stevenson enjoy watching 10IAR pal I'll have a beer on youn
Shampoo Fully we've all been there
Champions 67 I wana start calling my friends mates. Sounds pretty fucking great. Mate.
12:05 had me dying Joe's talking about the snap of the sausage and the density of the bread while theres like 4 other dudes talking at once no one listening to him and he didnt even skip a beat just kept going... had me dying 🤣🤣🤣
Haha 😄 🤣
They were literally all listening to him lol
Her: he's thinking about his hoes
Him: Taco Bell put sand in their beef
“The healthiest thing on the menu is The McFlurry” lol 😂
I know right..lol
Haha McFlurry and medium fries here I come
Funny they start off talking how bad fast food is then they end up talking how much they love it
Because fast food is gross yet so delicious
Bad food usually taste delicious :)
I noticed that too...
It's because they're all fucking high
Joe ...”who is MorganSpurlock” Rogan!!!
Makes me appreciate how he usually only had one guest at a time
these are the conversations you have at 4am when the sesh is dead and there's only you and three other brave souls still steamin along
The ps4 party when it’s 5 am and everyone’s half a sleep not even playing a game just talking
Noor Smadhi lol a PS4 party
Facts
Lmfao every party
True
You know Eddie has changed when he learns about a conspiracy theory and doesn't automatically believe in it.
Weve got to find him before its too late and help him. Im starting a gofundme.
Decliratioplasmic pulse
Troy Burtwell Not even close to as bad as those who believe in any conspiracy like Eddie.
Troy Burtwell Oh is that right? Just flat earth, Illuminati, space is fake, dinosaurs are fake and so are nuclear weapons. 😭😭 There isn’t one bit of sanity or intelligence in Eddie Bravo. None.
@@Garrett1240 haha he's using common sense !!
This sounded like a cocaine party from how many people were taking at once😂😂
Chase Neal too many alphas in the pot
Lol
😂
that's because fast food is designed to be as addictive as cocaine
A whole four? Jeez. Don't go to a bar. You'll be like Brainiac outside his skull ship for the first time.
Bryan "I've never had 5 Guys" Callen . I am very grateful to say neither have I although I know this woman.....
"These additives are fine, eat up."
- Ron McDonald-
America: "Sounds legit. ."
Okay but this particular additive is perfectly safe. It's just sand.
Blindly assuming that all additives are dangerous is just as stupid as trusting that it's all safe. None of us are food experts. We have to trust the FDA for this stuff. And overall they do an okay job.
@@thenewtalkerguy496 🧢
I came here looking to learn about the health effects of fast food instead I got minutes of these guys getting off and moaning about their food 😂
Exactly this 😂😂
Same here
I love how they read something on the internet and just accept it as fact. One website says one thing and they move on lol.
It’s a podcast not a college thesis
You can tell Schaub was trying to convince them to order food without being obvious 🤣
Made with REAL 100% beef is NOT the same as MADE OF - Real 100% Beef. Its all legal jargon.
If you read the actual ingredients list it says very clearly that 100% of the makeup of the entire burger is beef. It isn't a sleight of hand move, the burger contains beef and nothing else.
Made with .000001 100% REAL beef. Lol
@@GaryMcCaffrey yes 100% even the lettuce cheese and bread
@@youngpocket7846 In the UK burger patties are not called "patties", they're just called burgers. And that's obviously what I was referring to dumdum.
60% of the time, it's 100% beef.
Joe "I feel good when I eat it" Rogan.
Space Suitor 8:31
12:53 *voice in background* "that's gay"😂😂😂😂
"so I get the salad"
"thats gay" lmaooo
I was expecting the “that’s gay” when their talking about how good the sausage was. Now I’m fucking rolling XD
How bout "I could take 5 guys"? :D :D :D
I made fun of my step dad for that. I said 5 guys? "Yup, I could do 5 guys"
I have a tough job and I get home late and hardly get to see my buddies anymore. This cheered me up a lot and put a huge smile on my face :) thank you 😊
Any updaaaaates man!??
My update that I made friends at work yesterday ❤️❤️🖖🏿🎉
Kinda wish joey diaz was here for this one 😂
Was just thinking this. Even the way Bryan was saying get the fuck outta here., was all joey lol
Yessss
Listen dog..
*listen here cocksuckers, fuck ya Taco Bell fake meat shit, kahalabib Stiopic*
Charles Kim dead af💀
"They're square, so I judge them."
LOLOLOL true.
1:47 soon as callen says "it's a conspiracy" bravo says " I believe it !"
Of course lol
Just read books!
@@matthewfranson6523 the updates aren't fast enough.
Hahahahahahahahhaha
HOW WOULD YOU NEED EVIDENCE FOR THAT??
This has to be the funniest JRE Podcast of all time, you really need to get these guys back together Joe.
Wendy's meat is in squares because they don't cut corners
Matthew Nicewonger lmao,
Matthew Nicewonger uhh dude White Castle has square burgers too, sooo
You stole that from the wendys twitter account
@@aaronm8720 that's pretty fucked up if you can state a fact, without giving credit to the original founder, and be labeled a thief. I don't invent the stuff I just enforce it.
@@stillmatic03 excellent observation! It Wendy's claim not mine.
Man I’m fasting right now listening to this clip. Big mistake. 😂
Yeah making me crave everything
Haha rip
Bro same!!!!!
So with you...
Colton Deese yooooooo me to 🤣
damn brendan is gonna go to taco bell after the podcast 100%
The videographer for this episode is a champ for keeping up with this typical guy conversation.
5:55, Eddie defends the Filet O Fish, on the last Theo Von podcast Eddie talks about being poor as a kid and his only treat was every Friday his mom would take them to McD's ,where he'd order the Filet o'Fish.
LMFAO Eddie is a Treasure
Fwat Erf Eddie Bruhh
Get that hitter ,gang gang
Apparently his mom couldn't afford a globe for him
@@luismurillo5855 you leave Eddie alone, hes a national treasure
Clicked on this video thinking it would scare me away from fast food and left needing a McDonald's
cool, eat up and *prosper.
C4NT1 😂🤫
darth boner why wish death upon someone you’ve never met
@@MrZoupsoup Buddhist ¿
I've found it cheaper / faster / better just to go to a nice market, buy premade skewers and grill 'em myself. Fast Food is insanely expensive and you're trapped in the bathroom for a good 6 hours afterwords because your body is rejecting that crap and wants it outta there. .. Then the longterm healthcare costs are enormous, but... everyone is a "Victim" now even when they've knowingly made poor lazy and self serving choices. I love all the excuses: "I didn't have time..." yet... they are at home on netflix etc. Zero personal responsibility anymore.
Eddie "is that real or a conspiracy" Bravo
Lmaooo
even he knows these conspiracies are bs
I can’t believe how passionate these guys talk about food!!! Had me laughing...
make this a whole halftime superbowl commercial. please and thank you.
@12:50 the very quiet “that’s gay” made me drop my phone
Wow, I just watched a 7 minute video with a bunch of pot heads talking about food. I approve.
This video was brought to to you by Weedies...the breakfast of potheads 💨
It's 14mn not 7mn
it was 13 minutes
90%????? People can use statistics to prove just about anything, 85% of all people know this!
Lol
This is exactly how me and my friends get into a topic with a beer or so. Passionate, detailed talks about the smallest of things.
Wendy's paddies are square cause they dont cut corners lol
Thats a million dollar ad campaign if it hasnt been already
Yup, clever lol
i work there lol
turdfurg47 It’s square so the meat hangs over the side of the bun.
Omoiyari23 that sucks
This is the most stoned animal conversation ever.
Joe "their beef is never frozen, thats how they get you" Rogan
Ha I was like wtf does that even mean
These are definitely the types of conversations the boys and I have after a smoke sesh. Great times
Woman thinks all we guys talk about is other woman and sex. This is what we actually talk about lol
Funniest thing is that we very rarely talk about women or sex
Women talk about men way more than men talk about women. Men is all they talk about, Hang out with females and you'll see.
@@hittman23 Exactly. When I'm out with my friends, we usually talk about sports, politics, cars, working out, investments etc. We'll mention women if a hot chick or two happens walk in. Aside from that we rarely talk about them.
“I’m talking about a real sub place”
...
“Oh like Blimpies”
😂😂😂😂
it's 2 in the morning and I'm watching 4 men argue about fast food restaurants that 90% of them I've not been too
As someone who worked at Panera for four years, I got excited when Eddie mentioned the kitchen sink cookie 😂
12:52 Eddie "I eat clean at Chipotle" Bravo
Never laughed so hard, felt like was bullshiting with buds. Nice.
Dude ikr this is some real type of shit friends would do and it’s just entertaining to see it
I'm over here CRYING!!!! I swear Joe bust a nut 12:10 .🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂That sausage he described brought so much much joy into my life. Thank you Mr. Rogan.
Shed a tear, lads. We will never have this version of the JRE ever again.
Brendan is the type of guy that puts his wife on Craigslist to meet other men.
MafiaboysWorld nah he is the wife
hahahahahhahahahahahahahahah
☠️💀💀💀💀💀
MafiaboysWorld very funny
You stole my comment.
You already know they passed a huge doobie around before this conversation lmao!
@El Cuckooee why u mad bro? You know they all smoke. Why is that such a stretch?
El Cuckooee bad day?
nothing like seeing 4 grown men talk about how much they love mcdonalds like my 5 year old nephew
Bro your a fucking meth head you wouldnt say that shit to joes face because your a punk ass bitch pussy
pescod96 damn you just fucked his life up with that one
Dont insult 5 year olds lol
The only one one who doesn’t promote themselves as a comedian is the only one I laugh uncontrollably at
"They toast their buns, they toast their buns!" - Eddie Bravo
😂😂
"Is that for real or is that a conspiracy theory?"
This man is not the real Eddie Bravo
He's a clone bruh
This is the best JRE video I've ever seen lol
Same Lmao
I love how Bredan’s headphone’s are perfectly sculpted to fit around his hair!
12:44
Brian: "but you gotta be high, right?
All: "NOOOOO!"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lol
"It doesn't say if it cause cancer." "Carcinogen"
Alan Fate damn gottem
Saw that too.
@slam zamillion You're an idiot too because silicate does NOT cause cancer when ingested. Only when inhaled. So literally none of you know what you are talking about. Leave this stuff to actual scientists to figure out.
@@thenewtalkerguy496 yeah I'm sure the the stuff that gives you cancer when you breath it in doesn't do anything to you when you eat it... 🤣🤣🤣
@@StukaSteven does your food pass through your lungs?
BRUHHHHHHHH skip this video if you're hella hungry right now!!
Hit me with that SiO2
Too late. These assholes... now I want a filet-o’ish, nuggets, quarter pounder, fries and wash it down with a McFlurry
Should've read this before watching...
This is an accurate warning. I should have listened
Eat all organic and you'll be very healthy.
Just so everyone knows, there was a lawsuit about this 36% beef thing. The lawsuit was dropped when it turned out TB's beef was 88% beef and 12% water, spices, and filler.
Glad to see filet o fish get the respect it deserves
McVomits is disgusting synthetic food. They should all be shut down and owners incarcerated.
Supreme Lord Commander You’re right, but the filet o fish is literally just a frozen fish patty
Supreme Lord Commander // jeez hotshot, you not getting enough attention at home
@@JeffCfreeradiorevolution It's fine in moderation! It's not their fault people are fat fucks
Unbeaten for me since the 90s lol
I love how this podcast is basically the same mindless convos I have with my friends
I never thought it was 100% beef but wow 36% is really low...
36 = three sixes.... 666
@@youtubeuser7798 oh shut up
@@EVO6- it's a joke, calm your tits
@@EVO6-
If you add to EVO6 it's EVO666
@@youtubeuser7798 illuminati confirmed
the silica dioxide is used to mix in with plant food they use silicon to strengthen the cell walls of the stems and flowers/fruits so we already ingest a fair bit just through fruit and veg.
This is the most hilarious thing I've ever seen
You should watch more things
Dear Eddie Bravo: I worked for MCDonalds from 2002 to 2008 and the boxes of meat we received off the truck did state 100% pure beef but only the boxes from Canada, during the Mad Cow scare in Alberta mid 00's we got boxes of beef from USA and the boxes had a different title not 100% pure beef
This clip feels like a fever dream.
When the munchies kick in after the weed session lol
Joe “sausage juice in your mouth” Rogan
From like 8 minutes on they all start talking over each other going on about their cravings it's hilarious
Joe "I don't mind squares" Rogan
Wendy's patties are squares because they don't cut corners
Matthew Nicewonger nice
@@matthewnicewonger6752 unoriginal
Eddie Bravo is more of a fucked up hexagon.
“Matthew Nicewonger”: Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, .... Classic.
You can feel the bro energy. I'm happy this is captured on tape lol
God bless whoever is switching on this episode
Jamie, it’s always Jamie
Eddie Bravo: "Kitchen sink cookie...look into it"
This episode was like Seinfeld...a show about nothing. Love it!!
I just watched 5 Guys talk about food and would totally recommend
Ex mcdanks employee here: the eggs are real, cracked and fried when you order
'I feel good when I eat it.' I died when Joe said that for some reason.
im so invested in this conversation for some reason
This is like a conversation a squad of soldiers would be having in Saving Private Ryan before a battle scene