We Hereby Claim We Have No Idea What's Going On
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 26 ส.ค. 2024
- James Corden tries to piece together Election Day and the vote counting process that's been underway since polls closed. From President Donald Trump tried to claim victory on his own to printer ink shortages, James covers it all including Oregon and several other states passing drug measures on their ballots.
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I'm from Germany and I'm following this election more than our own. 😂
Geht mir genauso 😁
Sameee
I'm from France and I love following US election !
Dutch here... Never been more invested in an election😅
Well! We are putting on quite a show! Last 4 years of Trump has been an international farce. The majority of Americans are 'normal' ..please don't judge us by what you see at Trump rallies.
I'm not American but this is keeping me up at weird hours.
Wishing you well America 🇿🇦🇿🇦
Thank you
Thank you.
Thank you, can’t sleep either! 💤💤
4:20
Oh same here dear
when the rest of the world is as worried/more worried than America
Couldn't be more worried than us about our country, but appreciate the concern! Our votes are being counted. We have record numbers. It will take time, but we'll get it done.
we are trust me we are..
We're worried because the american president has a great influence on the rest of the world, and being a third-world country...well, let's just say I'm worried about how this can affect not only your country, but ours too. God help us.
I'm more worried that Biden wants to interfere in UK politics!
Oh we are definitely worried. I’m disgusted af
Not an American but this election gives me more anxiety than the elections in my country do
Same!!!
🙋🏻♀️Yep
I'm watching in Malta. Keep telling myself to stop tuning to CNN, but can't help myself !!!!!!!
@@gilliansnook5583I keep watching too, dont even live in the US. My anxiety is very highy. But I keep looking at the poll. Why!? I guess in the end the whole world will be effected by the outcome. Greetings from Holland.
Ikr
At this point god help us all
🙏🏾
🙏
Pls
Hes helped already...he kept Joe going long enough to win!😂🥳🇺🇸
Omg! So true
I'm not even American and I'm stressed about this weird election 🤣
Me too
One of them is destroying the planet. We're on the same planet.
It's worse than any horror and thriller movie I've watched. Okay, not that worse, but still
@@philc7324 how is the other saving the planet; and which part is being destroyed?
Same 😂 my nerves are shot with it 🤣
Republican: Stop counting, we won
Democrats: Keep counting, every votes counts.
Rest of the world: This show keep getting better, we need more popcorn. It's already day 3. This is intense
True
My mom already buy 3 bottles of wine while waiting for the results and danm we are from a caribbean country
@Herr Hitler what do you mean?
I haven't concentrated in my zoom classes since this election started and I am from freaking India
It's such a dramatic loss for our country as a whole and an example, not because he's loosing but the fact this lunatic ever made it in to begin with. It's sad I laughed when at this post but it's true all eyes are on us now more than ever. This fool has tried for some time now to start wars just to save himself. It's not a joke he's living in OUR HOUSE these are real voices of REAL PEOPLE, real lives, real votes, ALL MATTER EVERY VOTE COUNTS, EVERY LIFE LOST COUNTED, EVERY LIFE LEFT MATTERS.
WE The PEOPLE VOTED FOR CHANGE
WE THE PEOPLE VOTED and by MAIL alone silently and made more noise UNITED and were louder than all of trump's rallies all put together ever.
THAT SPEAKS VOLUMES
trump is a conflict of his own interest.
Biden better get all new furniture up in that HOUSE remember the last family was the PLAGUE on a whole NATION who than came down with the PLAGUE they said didn't exist. A beyond serious wipe down is needed that place needs a cleaning crew. Especially since that family has already been very busy infecting the whole white house while maskless with their Fake-Covid better trust and believe they will leave it behind on their way out. BELIEVE IT. Never underestimate EVIL let alone the DEVIL in disguise.
95% of the comments: “I’m not even American, but I’m worried about this election.”
Those people are pathetic!
THAT says a lot...
Canadian guy here- been listening to the downstairs neighbours’ domestic dispute get steadily louder and uglier for long enough that I’ve been thinking for quite a while that someone should call the cops. Problem is that most of the world used to trust the U.S. to BE the cops, and that ended about the time they somehow elected a sociopathic orange con man to run the show. I’m seeing lots of other tinpot dictators who would very much like to step up and try to run the world, but most of those look every bit as bad as the orange guy- some of them even a fair bit worse, believe it or not. The Great America that Trump’s slogan talks about trying to make happen again was created by what’s been called “the greatest generation”- a direct result of FDR finally beating back the isolationist movement and getting the US involved in a principled, selfless, and morally correct way in making the entire world a better place. The US of the 1950s was respected by the rest of the world because ordinary American people earned that respect with their sweat, toil, and blood. “America First” is the antithesis of that. I get that career politicians of whatever stripe can sometimes be corrupted by special interest groups and big business if you leave them in place too long- I think it was Mark Twain who said “politicians and diapers need to be changed often, and for exactly the same reasons”. That doesn’t seem to me to be a great reason to elect the most corrupt outsider to the political system that you can find to the highest office in the land. Looking at the comments sections below many of these videos, I am increasingly convinced that the most important thing the world needs to do to ensure all of our children and grandchildren have a future is to make a solid foundation in media literacy a part of the core curriculum for every educational system everywhere. Yes, the traditional media sometimes approach stories with a spin which reflects the economic interests or political leanings of the media organization or its ownership, but that does not mean that Russian bot farms or Qanon drops are a more reliable source of information.
@@MrPendell Either you’re a paid shill for the criminals that are the Demonrats or you are utterly clueless and a living brain donor😂
Israel and palestine fight for jerusalem for 70 years and the crazy trump just hand it to israel like it was his property. As a muslim, i am very interested to see trump fall and i hope he goes to jail for abusing his power so much.
Dear Americans: have you ever watched another country’s election? Possibly not... Yet so may foreigners are following yours (some of us more than we follow our own). Please be responsible in educating yourselves on how your politics affect the rest of the world.
No
@@ruhinchakravarty2155 Excuse me???? We should definitely educate ourselves!! Thank you for bringing this up Zabdy! 😊
yes, we should educate ourselves. But, we are currently in a crucial election for the entire world. We have a maniac who is president and that affects not just Americans but everyone.
@@carolinegorhamsiegler2394 I totally agree, Trump is the worst presidents I have had in my lifetime, he does not even deserve to be called a president, he's just a power-hungry idiot with the IQ of a potted plant who weaselled his way into the White House.
I remember the election in France a few years ago getting quite a bit of media coverage. That was quite a sh*tshow as I remember with that crazy white supremicist lady challenging Macron.
I'm definitely here to take my mind off all the craziness.
m.th-cam.com/video/oLXO5utpg8w/w-d-xo.html
Yep 😂😂
This is why I love james and the staff. They're just a bunch of friends not knowing what's going but still have the best time.
Regardless of which side we are on, politics is killing this country, and each election it just keeps getting worse.
I agree, the division is so disheartening...
True!!
Two party system HAS TO GO
Because it's the wrong kind of politics!
@錢柏希Koil 5A04 No TV hosts read TH-cam comments 😁
I’m a Malaysian, living in Australia, nowhere near America... and yet I’ve been following this election state by state... *stress*
Hahaha. I'm a Malaysian too. Hope Biden wins 😂
The amount of weed ive smoked from march till now... You have no idea lol were Rdy for the clown show to be over.
Also Malaysian here👋
been following the election since yesterday n binge watching every video about it, no stress tho quite enjoying what I see..
Hello my fellow Malaysian people
Me too...
I have no relation to america..
Still following elections...
“I hereby claim…” isn’t that how America got started?
this is beautiful👌
Why doesn't this comment have more likes!!!??
I have a couple friends out overseas that are stressing about this election too. It's just so unbelievable and that much of a joke to literally everyone in the world as to why someone as moronic and juvenile could have had even a remote chance to win a term in the first place. Even if it looks like Biden is going to take this, the fact that 68M people still think that he's what the country needs for another 4 years is absolutely depressing
Astounding!
Trump called the election already, he won! 4 more years baby!
Yes you are correct. I’m disgusted and it is making many of us anxious.
One of America’s saddest days even if Biden wins it’s no way it should of been any question I completely agree K. Kuo.
No, we are not stressing. We are just shocked to finally realize how stupid you all are for not amending the constitution that keeps giving you Presidents who didn’t get majority votes and call that Democracy, how you are not all out in the streets after all what your president has said publicly about voter suppression.
November 4th: American Government Class
November 5th: Class no longer available
@ nice burn, ding dong.
@ awww someone’s mad
@ so sad lmao
I hereby claim that this is the best Late show on television
@A B C Like James?
@A B C I'm in America but I definitely don't like Trump if that's what you mean
@A B C And yet, here you are.
@A B C yet you've commented on several of his videos. Why watch his videos if you don't even like him?
A close second to conan imo
I hearby declare that I am the Mayor of crazy town. Sorry, CRAZY TOWN! lol
when the rest of the world is as worried/more worried than America
@Jen Tloka what article did you get this information from? What are your sources? I'm not trying to be rude, it's an honest question. If you have credible sources, then I will agree with you
@@ellieg726 it’s from project veritas. It’s a far Right wing organization that reveals ‘liberal bias’ with conspiracy theories, heavily edited videos. Basically a sister organization of Q’Anon and InfoWars
Im not even from America, never been there but these election is stressing us here... 😂
Where is here?
imagine how tired we are
The only way Trump can reach 270 is by losing 50lbs
@@bonfacewambugu7109 lol that's harsh.
Democrats are stealing our election at 430am 139000 votes came in at 100% biden. No republican, libertarian, or green party votes. Its statistically impossible dor that to happen. Every swing state trump was winning until they all stopped counting and then out of nowhere 100s of thousands of biden votes appeared out of nowhere in michigan and Wisconsin at 100% biden. Its rotal fraud
I'm not even American nor do i watch TV but James is making this election hilarious for me lmao
As an American.. I can say that right now, we need to laugh just to prevent crying 🥴😅
YES WE WANT MICHAEL CLIFFORD WITH THE PRESIDENCY
@@jesshigginbottom3866
Lmao 100%
@@sophienaomi7236
AYEEE 5SOS FAM?
When you just realized that James Corden is 42 years-old , but he he REALLY LOOKS LESS THAN 40 *HE LOOKS LIKE 35 or LESS* GREAT JOB JAMES 😉😉😉👏👏👏
My mind was 💥
The fat is hiding the wrinkles.
How is it surprising?
@@jayjohnson8403 because he doesn't look like in his 40s. He looks like he's in his mid 30s lol
he looks like 29 to me.
James you're brilliant. A good laugh is so what we all need right now. Thank you. xx
Leave it up to James Corden to make election feel less stressful
I just declare myself “ MISS UNIVERSE”!
Ok but like if we’re gonna die at least give us a one direction reunion before...ya know 🤪💀
Yes, we need it.
I luv your name and profile omgg
@@luvcirii same goes to u hehe
Hahaha!
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I don't know what's more stressful: my bio test tmr or this election
👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻
The election. A bio test can't tweet nonsense a million times a day.
Good luck on your test--at least you'll have one less thing to worry about after its done. Then you can get back to worrying about the election like the rest of us xD
Why are we the same person lmao I have a molecular bio test tomorrow
@@Perid0tStar XD thanks means a lot 😊
These comments be like: "I'm not from America but-"
Greys Anatomy didn’t stress me out as much as this election
I stopped watching that show a couple years ago, but the hospital shooter episode will always stress me out.
My baby Denny...
Not even the episode when George died!😥
Once you've seen a couple you're immune. Just like trump with covid!
Greys Anatomy didn’t stress me out as much as this election
I dont think anybody knows what's going on
We know what's happening, you're just seeing how baby trump has been gaslighting us for 4 years.
@@marygem LOL, nice!
@@christinablossom8242 You sounded like you were offended by it
The moment when you also watched pride and prejudice last night😂
May the one who truly deserves to win, win.
May the one who is praised by media lose
If only that's the way American elections worked. Ha!😣😒
Bernie?
Bruh
What?! How dare you suggest such a thing! :)
I’m in Michigan and we don’t accept Trumps claim. He can kiss our mitten!
@Bobby T is that not Trumps motto. The man once said the Corona virus was a democrat hoax.
@Bobby T The judge dismissed Trump's case
@Bobby T There's nothing the Supreme Court can do if the states' were following their states' laws and no valid evidence was brought into court. Besides Biden is ahead in Georgia, Pennsylvania, and Nevada and has already won Michigan and Wisconsin. One state will not make the difference.
@Bobby T That's because most mail in ballots are going to be Democrat. Since Trump called the mail in ballots fraudulent most Republicans voted in person, which means that their votes were counted first, which is why a lot of states were red in the beginning. If you are watching the votes coming in, there are still votes being added to Trump's count, but since the remaining are mail ins and absentees most votes are going to Biden or even Jorgensen. I say again there is no evidence of any laws being broken and in Pennsylvania and Nevada they even added extra overseers to make Trump stop complaining and to show that there is no laws being broken.
I am in Michigan. Voted for Trump and signed the petition to have the votes recounted.
dear Canada, I know we are in the middle of a pandemic but pls let us in. rescue us. we’ll get tested and you can quarantine us for however long you want but PLS.
If it makes you feel any better, I’m in alaska, it’s basically discount canada
@@brischneider1400 Lol discount Canada
@Bip Nop CERTAINLY not like Trump. No one is.
@Bip Nop Not much better in Canada? I mean, yes, Alberta is trying very hard to be the biggest bestest gong show, but we have it pretty good here otherwise.
@Bip Nop Alberta has relentlessly tried to put all of its eggs in the one failing oil and gas basket. The writing has been on the walls for years to diversify, to think ahead, and to be wise with money when the going was good. They have not. Now turdmuffin Kenny has robbed teachers' pensions among other things to bail out o&g some more. Not to mention horrendous cuts to medicine, education, social programs, etc. I know a teacher who was supposed to retire and now cannot because her pension money is gone. Lucky you, apparently you haven't been affected by the mess, but a lot of people have.
james, i love your mono -- every damn day. thanks for the consistent laughs. so need 'em right now.
When Spanky says "this is an embarrassment to our country" - was he talking about his presidency?
Hes talking about imbecile who needs get cleaned up.
@Jen Tloka can I ask tho. How would they have known which voted to throw out. If they tampered with any of the votes, they would have found out before counting and they're were Republicans at all the counties to make sure there was not cheating.
Body: I'm so exhausted. ok I'm going to bed now.
Brain: 😳🥺🤢🤯 Must stay awake...there could be a new count update....
3hrs later: Still awake...numbers haven't moved. 😫
broooo same
Same here ughh soo tired
there wont be any update for a few hours I heard please have some rest.
Same here 😩
OMG so true!!!!
I'm not even American but i'm so stressed out because of this election... Like literally every minute and a half I have to check if anything changed
I'm not American... but these past 3 days I'm on an emotional roller coster.
I have been awake for 2 nights straight stressed about the elections and I’m Portuguese 🇵🇹
The whole world is worried more than America for this weird election 😂
I love how he can keep us laughing at this stressful time thank you so much ❤️❤️❤️❤️💜💜💜💜💕💕💕💕
Anyone else think James, (who is always funny) has been even more hilarious ever since covid threw a wrench in everything? His carefree, “eh screw it-ness” has been so fun to watch and it’s really refreshing. My fav by far of any late night host!
Lets stop talking about the election and start talking about James Corden kidnapping 1D😂😂
or you could go and stream 1d mvs
No.
but leave zayn alone
Lol ur predicting way too much
@@buhunganelviemae3869 we always do that so it's normal for us
I'm a Filipino but I'm stressed out with the US elections right now. 😂
Same here man 🤣
samee😂
"Im kidding he did this...."💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣
I was waiting for this
every one: stressed about president
directioners: stressed about when one direction will reunite
I agree
@Mahnoor Fatima Student they will sign the new contract after they r done with solo stuff because l think they wanna surprise us just like how they randomly dropped drag me down.......but if they have to reunite in 2022 and they sign the contract now , it won't be a surprise
that's what most directioners think
Oh STFU!!!
@@wildechild5 nope we won't........just stop being rude to other people......because even if u r gonna tell us to stfu it won't change anything
tpwk👍😇🐍
@Mahnoor Fatima Student its not important to sign a new contract as soon as the old one ends so they will probably sign a new one before reunion otherwise it won't be a surprise
so chill
You’re right Donald, this is an embarrassment for our country.
The fact that it’s so close and that ultimately we won’t know until we know is embarrassing. I thought we were all in the same page, but turns out a lot of the country still wants 4 years of the same bullshit. I can’t believe his dismissal of the pandemic didn’t cost him any voters, amongst everything else. It’s mind boggling, honestly
They're a cult
@Jen Tloka and with all of that....
Trumps still worse.
As a non American. I can only say this. If the Republicans had anybody else but Trump on the ticket....I'd vote Republican all day.
You're very odd
This election had/has me so stressed, I was popping Halloween candy like they were pills. So glad there's none left.
I'm born and bred from NZ. But love your show it's hilarious. I can't stop laughing
Recreational marijuana legalized in New Jersey
Me: “Everything is legal in New Jersey.”
I miss "The Sopranos". 🙁
As long as you dont get caught"
Hamilton!
Who else lives in the UK and watches this stressing out anyway.
I'm in South Africa and I'm more invested in these elections than ours nad my final exam prep combined. If you're from America please stay safe
Deger Williams Thanks! A may your finals exams go well.
Good luck Deger. Pray for us.
Matric student?
Same.
@@sophierobinson2738 Thank you so much.
@@christopherclements7155 Thank you and I can assure you I definitely am.
I'm watching from South Africa
Do you watch trevor Noah also?
@@jayjohnson8403 Definitely
Same
I sort of wish people from around the world would tune out our election and let us deal with it privately :) How embarrassing this is!
@@bethchaplin2023 lololollllzzz sorry ❤
I love the fact that James criticise both candidates and not just Trump which is the only thing all other talk shows do..(I am not a Trump supporter or anything)
America: why is the rest of the world so concerned for us? We can handle ourselves just fine!
The rest of the world moving on from corona while Americans are still protesting against wearing masks: um... are you sure about that?? 👀👀
we're not concerned 4 america lmao, it's just entertaining seeing them go to pieces 🙆
@@gerbil497 ya we're falling apart over here 😂
@@gerbil497 that is also true 👀
More like the rest of the world in going back into lockdown and shutting down the economy while America(states with republican governors) has opened the economy and is doing well
@@rp7841 more like no
Actually I come to your show for any political updates, not gonna lie you guys make it MUCH more easy to swallow when it's coupled with your comedy. You're like a spoonful of sugar James, you just help it all go down better 😂
I can’t watch the election just knowing it this close I’m so disgusted with America After watching four years of disgusting corruption and incompetence and yet so many voting for more of the same just tells me all I need to know
Me too. It's time to expat to a more educated innovative country. I'm not joking.
You're strange.
I’m American and I’m disgusted with half my countrymen. I’d move tomorrow if another country would let me in.
Sorry to correct ur typo, but Biden has been corrupt in politics for 47 years, not 4...
You look at James and you can clearly see how done he's with this chaotic election
I woke up at 3 am and I don't want to look at results yet. I might not be able to go back to sleep if I do. Lol
Depends for who you voted for
nothing to see yet. rest up.
@@karlijn2592 thats the problem it can flip still :(
@@1minutefun I have empathy for yall. I live in the Netherlands and its really a shit show over there in the US
@@karlijn2592you live in one of the best countries in the world. its understandable.
I read the title and I'm like: yep.
i'm from Canada but i'm worried so much
YOU better get ready to pack up
AND LEAVE the WHITE HOUSE.
I wish
So what has your President Trump done that's so bad?
The people have evicted you! You’re fired!!!
You wait and see what happens anyone who thinks biden will win is deluded
@@JonathanE1961 if your rock has protected you so far, just stay under it.
I am from Europe, and i just hope Biden wins because thats better for the rest of the world. At least he is a guy you can talk with.
I’m an American and I completely agree
I love how all non-Americas are watching this with popcorn in hands XD
Aliens are probably tuning in to know whats happening 😂😂
I make sure to watch James Corden every morning, first thing right away. 💖 no matter what I have to, it sets me up for a good day.
Good humour calls& you've got it.😂🤣😂🤣😂
😂😂😂What the fuck was Ian Kareem doing there and how do you get into pole vaulting?!🤣🤣🤣
Im more worried about this election and im from england like anyone is better than trump like why cant Michelle Obama run for president 😖
God that would be amazing! Americans love the Obamas!
I'm watching!!! Need to de-stress
Who won? I'm in germany...
@@adorable3817 no one yet
@@adorable3817 we will know tomorrow.
I'm in Canada. We're building a wall now😂✌
I'm American and I've been disgusted, embarrassed, and stressed for 4 years.
Yeas, I am. And still rooting for Biden.
As a Trump supporter I support your decision and if you win I hope you choose the right candidate for the rest of us.
I so love him. ❤️ His accent is lovely he's hilarious 😆😂
Remember, remember the 5th of November... that line hits a little differently this year
Hey,we all watc h this at different times of day. You are great no matter what time.
Currently 18:58🇩🇪
Printer ink..:D It was a lot easier in the old days when you could go scratch a bit more soot from the chimney , mix it with water, pluck another feather from a passing goose and you were back in business again...
I'm glad dentistry has progressed to 'pain-free' though...
XD
This show helped my anxiety during this chaotic election. The fact that The Fonz was on made it even better. Thanks James🥰
"I had a bunch of pistachios and watched Pride and Prejudice" Sounds like my dad and sister. lmao ;)
It really has been full of anxiety, WI resident.
never been a fan of Corden but he's actually v funny these days. keep it up dude - welcome antidote to this bs
The late night show hosts are the one things keeping me sane
We all need a good laugh at a time like this
The title already made me laugh 😂
Not even joe and trump know what's going on
It's like when Michael Scott graciously stated: "I DECLARE BANCRUPCYYY"
I can't see Biden without thinking of Jim Carrey. I can't unsee that lol
Greetings from Germany we wish ya the best!
Hallo
For those who do not know why so many people are concerned about these elections: the President of the United States is one of those who most directly or indirectly affects other countries.
sorry for bad english, it's google translator
That is a good translation, and you are quite right.
I'm here! It's 2:56am, youtube time!
I can’t sleep. 😩😩😩
That made me laugh. I'm taking that one with me
@Hugh G Dick idk. All I know it was hella early! 😁
The BEST monologue of all time!!
Im in Spain and I refresh my news on this every 30 min to know who won! Wtf is going on over there 🤷🏻♀️
I live in Oregon. 🤦🏻♂️
how is heroin legal? i mean, how? even coke is crazy to legalize. my state wont legalize weed.
So does my brother
Sorry for your loss. lol
@@markmac2206 it’s not legal. It’s decriminalized. Instead of going to jail you get addiction help, whether that be rehab, counseling, or other services.
I love Seth Meyers. But James Corden is getting really close to passing him on my late night scale. I think his banter with homey in the corner adds a lot to the show. And they're SOOO good at mocking themselves
I am so jealous of all those places legalizing weed! Wish I could move there haha, hope all have a great time and stay safe!
9:27 as someone from NJ, I am officially offended. Only problem with that is that's it's probably true.
I would have loved to have a glass of wine. Unfortunately, unlike James, I can't stop at 3 therefore can't start with one!
But you have the wisdom to know it.
Power to you and your strength. I also don't drink or anything else either.
@Dave Roche Haha! I wish 🤣
Killed it in this monologue James !!
C'mon James you are too hard on yourself. I'm so happy I found you on youtube. You are my absolute favorite!