Major Biden's Been a Bad Boy

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  • @xcynicalreasonsx
    @xcynicalreasonsx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    I like this format. It's like a podcast of friends.

  • @Kartoffelsack
    @Kartoffelsack 3 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    More than 16 minutes monolog. Can my day get any better?

    • @marcosmota1094
      @marcosmota1094 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jimmy Falon is back to short monos.

    • @pamelaleannefreeland9025
      @pamelaleannefreeland9025 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@marcosmota1094 shocker. Corden, Meyers, and Colbert have been the consistent MVPs of late night since the Rona.

  • @kerlysolon4837
    @kerlysolon4837 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    I love how there's always a moment when it goes off script and no one really knows where the conversation is going but they keep at it anyway.
    Comedy gold. Thank you, BEST. CREW. EVER. ✨

  • @jennifercamille16
    @jennifercamille16 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    "I think I've reheated my sex... I don't think I've ever set it fully on fire." 🔥
    - James Corden
    My latest favorite quote. 🤣

  • @DamirMohamed46
    @DamirMohamed46 3 ปีที่แล้ว +754

    Guys, let's ditch the live audience. It's really authentic this way. And the length has become very satisfying! 😂😂😂😂😍😍😍😍😍

    • @mosesgarner2404
      @mosesgarner2404 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Yes! Agreed. The banter that goes on now is even better than what the show used to be. I hope they keep this format as well.

    • @yolo-br9rc
      @yolo-br9rc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Agreed too, please keep it like this

    • @elyshadawson7517
      @elyshadawson7517 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Yesss!

    • @barbaraolson600
      @barbaraolson600 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      One show that thrives during the COVID crisis! This show was always good, so glad you stayed in Los Angeles and stayed on-air!

    • @susanlynn8321
      @susanlynn8321 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Agree x 100. Wouldn't they save money? And keep weirdos away?

  • @sherryhesner5940
    @sherryhesner5940 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    Biden's dog, Major, was in protection mode. 😉

  • @andrewjohnson6716
    @andrewjohnson6716 3 ปีที่แล้ว +547

    If a trusted dog attacks a security person, reassign the security person, not the dog. Never trust anyone that your dog doesn’t.

    • @dbone3356
      @dbone3356 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Except Jill went back, the dogs went with her. When she comes back, they'll come back. No biggie.

    • @mtnbkr8480
      @mtnbkr8480 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Dogs are so much smarter than us when it comes to a people.

    • @sophierobinson2738
      @sophierobinson2738 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Probably going to have a refresher obedience class to tell the difference between postal workers and security.

    • @varanasiwalks1451
      @varanasiwalks1451 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      counterpoint: that's a silly generalisation.

    • @dbone3356
      @dbone3356 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@varanasiwalks1451 Counter-counterpoint: *You're* a silly generalisation!

  • @gracejompe
    @gracejompe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    People like me that watch the show and read the comments simultaneously 😅

  • @michaeldentzer7475
    @michaeldentzer7475 3 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    He probably should get rid of the security guy. Dogs are good in judging character

    • @everstone_ranch
      @everstone_ranch 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Haha my exact thought too. Something must be up with the security guy.

    • @farrisscollins1890
      @farrisscollins1890 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      My thoughts exactly

    • @jonathansanders9816
      @jonathansanders9816 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I work with dogs everyday. I know that secret service agents are usually over 6 feet tall...I know that he came around a corner apparently unexpected...it startled major, who is adjusting to a new environment, and major barked and lunged in response. This is all normal, and just an unfortunate situation. No person or dogs fault.

    • @kitten6363
      @kitten6363 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dogs have absolutely no ability to judge character. They dont know or care who is good or bad. Many serial killers had dogs. Bad people love dogs, and dogs like them right back. Hitler had dogs. Dogs are amoral. they dont feel guilt or love, and are NOT judges of character. Its disgusting that you would say that the guy got attacked at work, and should then get fired. Whats wrong with you people? Channel: i hate dogs

    • @nikilakestani2970
      @nikilakestani2970 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@kitten6363 Thank you. This is an amazing response. I can't believe people would call for someone to get fired, for getting bitten by a dog?? That's so cruel, and wrong, how can people think that way. And yes dogs aren't God, they don't know whose good or bad.

  • @leafyrox
    @leafyrox 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Impooched 😂

  • @wyrefrog
    @wyrefrog 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    Everyone here speaks Reggie’s secret language!?! 🤣
    Reggie: 🤔What’s the thing where you go “ch ch ch ch ch ch ch whirrr whrrrrrrr”?
    Me: What?!? 😰
    Everyone else: CURLING

    • @trinichezvous5070
      @trinichezvous5070 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 agreed

    • @SisuGirl
      @SisuGirl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I, sadly, knew what he was doing. 🧹 I have to use my car to compete, but it’s all good.
      Greetings from “The Tundra”.

  • @hannahkushner4220
    @hannahkushner4220 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    I swear if there aren’t tiny instruments on Monday I’m gonna be pissed

  • @theheard4740
    @theheard4740 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    If my dog don't trust you, neither do I!!

  • @barbaraolson600
    @barbaraolson600 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    Love the dogs. Any dog would have a difficult time with strangers.Rather have the dogs than the strangers, was not given enough time to get used to all the people, I hope the dogs were treated well.

    • @doradennis2409
      @doradennis2409 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The dog bit a human. He could have killed a person and you are defending the dog?

    • @lindaharvey9019
      @lindaharvey9019 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@doradennis2409 in most states dog bites man is not a death sentence. There are a string of reasons why a dog has a right to bite.

    • @jonathansanders9816
      @jonathansanders9816 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@doradennis2409 How dramatic you are Dora.

    • @jonathansanders9816
      @jonathansanders9816 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@doradennis2409 it's almost never the dogs fault. Probably not in this case either...just an unfortunate situation.

    • @obcl8569
      @obcl8569 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Every dog owner in America has forgiven Major & wants to shower him with treats.
      Because, no - he couldn't have "killed a man" lol, he nipped at a security guard that startled him - he is a rescue in a strange place with SO MANY PEOPLE. He must've been hella stressed. Security guard is fine.

  • @pityparty9955
    @pityparty9955 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Major was being a dog. Always be cautious and respectful of a dog’s (or anyone’s) space.

    • @zelmoziggy
      @zelmoziggy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      th-cam.com/video/kGEv5dC0lo4/w-d-xo.html

  • @bdp8102
    @bdp8102 3 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    "I don't know if MY sex has ever been on fire" may be the funniest thing I've ever heard

    • @ladulcesita
      @ladulcesita 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I'm at work and sipping on water and I literally bursted out laughing, water spewing everywhere when I heard that 😂😂

    • @ladulcesita
      @ladulcesita 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      And now..my desk is moist😂

    • @antipower
      @antipower 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@ladulcesita better than on fire 😂

    • @SchoolforHackers
      @SchoolforHackers 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah, that line was lethal...

    • @waywardgoddess7219
      @waywardgoddess7219 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      "I may have reheated my sex" made me fall over in tears especially combined with that initial line 😂

  • @luckylee5026
    @luckylee5026 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Poor major🥺 i think he got stressed too much in a different environment with different/too many people around him. Hope to see you again in the WH major!

    • @titisarah09
      @titisarah09 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah they said he went back to Delaware for more training cause he's been stressed out do to change in environment then after training he will move back into the white house

    • @mLafayette
      @mLafayette 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@titisarah09 YAY

  • @ToniHunterOne
    @ToniHunterOne 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    I don't know. Dog's are pretty smart. Maybe Major was trying to tell someone that the member of security is a shady character?!

    • @kitten6363
      @kitten6363 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yeah, dogs are pretty smart. They have a brain the size of a lemon, and most of their skull is filled with muscle. A dog doesnt even have a moral sense. They dont know or care who is good or bad. Thats why many bad people, including hitler, were dog lovers. What we DO know, is that fearful people are attacked more often than confident people. Dogs are basically asshole idiot bullies. They attack 5 million times per year.

    • @colleenmahony8803
      @colleenmahony8803 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Wow, a "kitten" has a lot of dog hate going on here.

    • @kitten6363
      @kitten6363 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@colleenmahony8803 yes, i do hate them. It really is impossible to learn the real facts about dogs and not hate them. I got the info about the size of their brains from a pro dog video called "how dogs love us" as well as the info about them attacking fearful people more. Dogs are unable to feel guilt. This makes them amoral and conscienceless. Many bad shady characters own dogs. Hitler was a dog person. Dogs cant sense character, but they can sense weakness or vulnerability, like a bully. These are facts. The world has been lied to and conned about the true nature of dogs by the money making "pet" industry. There is absolutely nothing good about a dog. Join us at a channel called i hate dogs for more information. Its in the pro dog video called "how dogs love us" that the researcher found that dogs reward centers lit up when they were shown the symbol for hot dog. His own dogs lit up MORE when a computer showed him the symbol than when he did himself. The reward center is NOT the seat of empathy or love. Its just the seat of receiving a reward. Thats "how dogs love us": like you love a hot dog. But, facts dont matter to people who are brainwashed. Dog culture is a cult. Wake up!

    • @ToniHunterOne
      @ToniHunterOne 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kitten6363 I so believe you are the devil incarnate and that you are a card carrying member of Q-Anon. Look at that id: 6363 is Kitten666, what's that matter? afraid to reveal yourself for what you are?

    • @kayingthao5072
      @kayingthao5072 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kitten6363 🤣you’re funny. I want to see you chases by a little dog.

  • @niczeastin4775
    @niczeastin4775 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    major was not wrong that staff person is ot a good person inside. Dogs know these things .

    • @mrsahussain
      @mrsahussain 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Interesting point!!

    • @khalid4381
      @khalid4381 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It’s not that deep

    • @susanlynn8321
      @susanlynn8321 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's true.

    • @patpierce4854
      @patpierce4854 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Trust the dog’s instincts.... he must not have been introduced to that person by a trusted family member. German Shepherds are serious about protecting their family members - very intelligent dogs known for their watchfulness. There’s good reason they have been serving as guard dogs for over a century....

    • @tracyhaverstick5672
      @tracyhaverstick5672 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I said the same thing!

  • @flor9389
    @flor9389 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    My generally easy going dog took a dislike to a new roommate. I should have listened to him. The roommate nearly burned down our house.

    • @ingenueGi
      @ingenueGi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Wow. I had a similar experience with a crazy ex. My dog tried to attack her. I was shocked but dogs know people.

    • @rosalynw.otieno1994
      @rosalynw.otieno1994 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      My Chocolate Lab (RIP) used to go absolutely crazy when the UPS guy would bring packages to my house. This was 15 years ago. He didn’t even blink at the mailman. After he did it 3 times, I immediately stopped having deliveries to my house and started sending them to my office. No lie. To this day. I don’t know why, but I trusted him, and I stopped the deliveries.🤷🏽‍♀️🤷🏽‍♀️🤷🏽‍♀️

    • @flor9389
      @flor9389 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I was watching TV one night and he goes full on bark, trying to get out the sliding door. When I turned on the lights the back fence door was wide open. Police said he saved us from being another in a string of robberies. Best lab mutt ever.

    • @kitten6363
      @kitten6363 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@rosalynw.otieno1994 so what did you find out about the ups guy? What did he do?

    • @rosalynw.otieno1994
      @rosalynw.otieno1994 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kitten6363 no, I never did, but he wasn’t delivering to my house any longer, so who knows? Glad not to find out.....

  • @TahtahmesDiary
    @TahtahmesDiary 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Omfg Ian "The bill came due and we were all splitting it together" 😭😭😭 So gross but so funny! 💜

  • @charliekim5313
    @charliekim5313 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Germond Shepard's are very protective of their people family. And they take no shit from anyone. Bet the dog was antagonized.

  • @user-ms3jz7ub7n
    @user-ms3jz7ub7n 3 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    Can Trump send his dogs back home now too? Namely Cruz, Hawley and Graham.

    • @doradennis2409
      @doradennis2409 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Still thinking about Trump? 🤣🤣

    • @user-ms3jz7ub7n
      @user-ms3jz7ub7n 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@doradennis2409 Sorry still trying to get over my Post Trump Syndrome Disorder.

    • @MegaPishoo
      @MegaPishoo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      on behalf of every single dog in the whole world i express my disappointment and must say iwe dogs feel insulted to be compared to cruz and hawley and graham.... we dogs expect an apology from you sir :)

    • @user-ms3jz7ub7n
      @user-ms3jz7ub7n 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@MegaPishoo Okay I'm sorry. But if I called them rotting festering maggots which feed off of dog poop the joke wouldn't have made any sense.

    • @lindaharvey9019
      @lindaharvey9019 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That is an insult to dogs, as they are both smarter and more loyal than any of those three humans.

  • @JosephFuller
    @JosephFuller 3 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    I think the edibles kicked in before they filmed this.

  • @DracoMalfoyable
    @DracoMalfoyable 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    “The bill came due and we were all there splitting it together” is probably the best way to describe the aftermath of a food challenge

  • @stephenm3470
    @stephenm3470 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I might be the first person that's ever said this but.... Corden's late late show is my favorite late night show.

    • @Tripskull
      @Tripskull 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'll give you second. I think Seth is a bit better

    • @WilliamRWarrenJr
      @WilliamRWarrenJr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Stephen is tough to beat: I've been in shock with him (and at LEAST as lubricated!) for at LEAST four years! He will not speak of Him Whose Gname Shall Gnever Be Uttered Again (I come 'Drumpf'-close)

    • @obcl8569
      @obcl8569 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I GUARANTEE YOU there are hundreds of thousands who agree with you lol.
      He floats in my top 3 for sure.
      Thing is with Seth, Fallon & Colbert some of us have been following their careers for literally decades on other shows or movies. Even with Kimmel, he's been on FOREVER.
      James blew everyone away with how well he did from the start as a newcomer! He's been fire since day 1!!
      Edit: just checked & yeah... Started watching:
      Kimmel on Ben Stein's Money in 1998
      Colbert on Strangers with Candy &
      Fallon on SNL in 1999
      Seth also on SNL in 2001.
      I am old and they are legends.
      I bet across the pond the same is true for James, he has like 45 Emmys or something? lol

    • @stephenm3470
      @stephenm3470 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@obcl8569 I'm from the uk originally and watched Corden in gavin and stacey then the Horne and Corden show including their movie which is super silly, but fun. I still really like the other late night shows, Corden's show is just a little more irreverent.

    • @Tripskull
      @Tripskull 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Colbert was soooooo much funnier when he was playing "Fox News." I had friends who wouldn't believe it was all an act, that's how good he was. Maybe that character is too ingrained lol.
      The Jimmy's can fade away lololol. Not a fan of either.....ever....

  • @zoedoesnot
    @zoedoesnot 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Ahahaha even the video's title is perfect 😂👍🏽

    • @zoefloyde649
      @zoefloyde649 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lmaooo ikr don’t click on the link bc it’s wierd

  • @johnpatterson4272
    @johnpatterson4272 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Even the dog is a better judge of character.

  • @tracyhaverstick5672
    @tracyhaverstick5672 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Dude, that's Champ, not Major. Major is the younger one that has darker black markings. I think dogs let you know who is not a good person. My shih tzus are sweet but if a person comes to our home and they catch a bad vibe off them, they run behind me and give me the paw. Like, "Bad person Mom! Kick them out"! They've never been wrong yet.

    • @MsSalome83
      @MsSalome83 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      What do you mean? The only images they showed had both Champ & Major in the first & a random (not one of their own) dog with a tr*mp flag in the second

    • @guiniverebehounek6174
      @guiniverebehounek6174 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I always trust my dogs instincts over mine.

    • @pammymusic4ever
      @pammymusic4ever 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dogs know crap people when they see one. I trust dogs more than people!

    • @md9710
      @md9710 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Dogs don’t lie🤣

  • @SherryEllesson
    @SherryEllesson 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Showing that beautiful dog with a Thump flag was an insulting, low shot.

    • @waywardgoddess7219
      @waywardgoddess7219 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It was not cool or funny at all

    • @bugeye8749
      @bugeye8749 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ikr

    • @kitten6363
      @kitten6363 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      the mutt is hideous.

    • @mariag.8242
      @mariag.8242 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Slander! 😂

    • @SherryEllesson
      @SherryEllesson 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@kitten6363 It's no such thing. It's a beautiful dog.

  • @lottealtenburger7269
    @lottealtenburger7269 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    just want to say thank you... I am from germany and my english improved so much because I am watching the late late show clips 18 hours a day

  • @Freedomlover.1
    @Freedomlover.1 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    You fucking killed it.!!!!! "THE CUPSS GO ON THE TOP RACK OF THE DISHWASHER"!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @maryhazlett
    @maryhazlett 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    Let's just forget about future audiences. This way is so much fun!

  • @sewfantastic7257
    @sewfantastic7257 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    My grandson dog just loves everyone,when he see the school bus coming he would go crazy all the kids love him he greeted every child ad they existed the bus one morning I was out in the front yard and he had the meanest look on his face and it scared me I froze amd he took off after a man that was walking up behind me, I believe he saved me from being attacked. All am saying is Joe might want to rethink getting rid of the dogs.

  • @lynejean9776
    @lynejean9776 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    The show is so much more authentic this way. It's like a group of people just having a blast.

  • @00michelle86
    @00michelle86 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Without an audience this is more of a podcast. I love it ❤️

  • @gigihrahmatikacahyo1795
    @gigihrahmatikacahyo1795 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    He got me at ‘Impooched’

  • @lmares3
    @lmares3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I feel bad for Major......;(

  • @rendajones7368
    @rendajones7368 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Major should not be shipped off. Hire him a proper trainer and leave him with his family. That’s not right sending him away.

  • @CustomName
    @CustomName 3 ปีที่แล้ว +194

    major must have been in the dog house..

  • @morgan.8925
    @morgan.8925 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    welp... no harold or nialler

    • @rubyavila9549
      @rubyavila9549 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      IKKKK

    • @Sasha-Louise
      @Sasha-Louise 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Ika Ayu stop posting this. It's in too many replies. There's rules about spamming, i.e. don't do it.

    • @STEVENFRYFRY
      @STEVENFRYFRY 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Sasha-Louise you can also report it for spam

  • @tripodthreefoot2268
    @tripodthreefoot2268 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Tim's voice is in top shape, narrator for everything sports, everything

  • @mosesgarner2404
    @mosesgarner2404 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Jimi Hendrix 'Smash Hits' came to mind and poor James...his sex has never been on fire. 😂

  • @twstf8905
    @twstf8905 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Haha An Impoochmemt 🤣 I'm totally stealing that.

  • @PowaPop
    @PowaPop 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Best late night show at the moment!

  • @misterderp4566
    @misterderp4566 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I think you should make all the instruments bigger so the band looks tiny

    • @misterderp4566
      @misterderp4566 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Lelee covi ᴊᴏɪɴ ᴍᴇ [ɪ ᴍ ʟɪᴠᴇ] Weird, obviously

  • @johnwellingtoniii5734
    @johnwellingtoniii5734 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Fire the security guy not the dog. Poor dog. If he bit the guy it's his fault not the dog's.

    • @kitten6363
      @kitten6363 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      why is it his fault?

    • @YeeSoest
      @YeeSoest 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      That reminds me of Daniel Tosh's bit about how it's NEVER okay to hit a woman. You may need to build up a rare scenario but there IS a gray area there (for comedic purposes) and there ABSOLUTELY is one here! I've been bitten because I smelt or walked the wrong way, delivered a package AND for looking at a dog after it hit its head. No bad bites but some dogs - especially with age - can get a bit weird and where most get old and comfy, some will grow grumpy and aggressive at times. New surrounding, new people...doesn't take much to make this case PRO security guy

    • @mLafayette
      @mLafayette 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No the dog was probably too stressed about being in a new environment. Maybe Major saw the security guy and mistook him for a threat

  • @Jette...
    @Jette... 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I really wanna take the covid scream test. I need to just yell without people worrying

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I hear the car wash works

  • @L.A.C_Santos
    @L.A.C_Santos 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I think I’m in love with the girl with the small Bass.

  • @BoogieIRL
    @BoogieIRL 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    His pancakes and milk story made me forget all about the Olympics

  • @md9710
    @md9710 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Omg! The tiger onesie 🤣😂
    I am dead😅😭

  • @Cheesehead8776
    @Cheesehead8776 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    "You can't make a plane that looks like a car and flies...I'll see you later"

  • @mauricemitchell4053
    @mauricemitchell4053 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    KEEP THIS FORMAT...PLEASE!!!

  • @nellci.k0bz0va
    @nellci.k0bz0va 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Im the only one who waited for Narry in Late Late?

    • @fleurmiller2036
      @fleurmiller2036 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      nope I waited all night and I have school tomorrow

    • @penisman1850
      @penisman1850 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Nope I did to

  • @andrewk71
    @andrewk71 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Tiny instruments on Monday ... don't you dare go back on your word!!

  • @natalieharless1715
    @natalieharless1715 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The scream bit cracked me up! 👍😆😁

  • @SilverLiningMiner
    @SilverLiningMiner 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The bill came due... OMG this is the funniest late night talk show.

  • @madreep
    @madreep 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    He obviously doesn't like some people. I trust my dog and my kid over anyone else

  • @iReporteriReporting
    @iReporteriReporting 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Low blow that Major was at the insurrection 😐🧐😔☹️

    • @jamescorden362
      @jamescorden362 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Please don't be
      Thanks for your support and love leave a mail@
      jamescorden643@gmail.com
      James Corden

  • @davefontaine7615
    @davefontaine7615 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I have a Bi-color Short-hair East German Shepard Female. She is loose and free around hundreds of people a day. I can't imagine what a person would have to do to make her bite. Sad situation. I would want details before I passed judgement and sent a dog away. Poorly raised dog, opportunistic human behavior, protective instincts? Lotsa moving parts...

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Exactly. Shelter dogs are always a mixed bag

    • @user-ms3jz7ub7n
      @user-ms3jz7ub7n 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@LindaC616 But Major was just a pup when he got him. I think he was just used to being doted on by Joe and Jill back in Delaware and suddenly there's all these new faces to deal with at the White House...maybe a dozen or up to a hundred a week. Must have freaked Major out.

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@user-ms3jz7ub7n ah, I had him confused with the new one. Yeah, they keep saying he'll come back when Jill dpes, sounds like they've come to the same conclusion

  • @garethbailey2514
    @garethbailey2514 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Tiny Bass is for Gareth to play with Hagar

  • @acaroline1232
    @acaroline1232 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Howlin Rays is reopened! Time to take a stand 🤣🤣🤣

  • @cferg9835
    @cferg9835 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is the funniest sequence I have seen on here.... I SNORTED I was laughing so hard. Yes. Keep this as the beginning of the show... James is so funny & he’s been held back by format

  • @stjepan4444
    @stjepan4444 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You mean inPAWched🤣

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I liked impooched!

  • @SilverLiningMiner
    @SilverLiningMiner 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    A "hit" song. Bahahahahaha! impooched. That's hilarious!

  • @FrankieUtka
    @FrankieUtka 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    THAT HOT POCKET ANALOGY 😭☠️☠️😂😂😂😂

  • @nbbim2012
    @nbbim2012 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    My favourite show is back. P.S. We need another catch up with Margaret & Malcolm to make sure they're doing well!!!!!!

  • @laurelrobbins8673
    @laurelrobbins8673 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I think they should keep him there in case Ted Cruz comes around...

  • @YouTubestolemylife
    @YouTubestolemylife 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Japanese are plenty good enough fans for every country! They are the biggest sport supporters in the world

  • @melissamullard
    @melissamullard 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Keep them coming, I love starting my morning with a big laugh.

  • @babarazamsucks
    @babarazamsucks 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    😂😂😂Why the fuck would Burger King tweet that?!🤣🤣🤣

  • @MaidenHelll
    @MaidenHelll 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    *you gotta be careful when you write a HIT song...thats why it’s called a hit song ...or if it’s really good- a smash hit!*

    • @XXX3155
      @XXX3155 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Where's All Star by Smash Mouth when you need them

    • @trinichezvous5070
      @trinichezvous5070 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Gauseltown
    @Gauseltown 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Greetings to Susan from the sound department...

  • @twebible
    @twebible 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'm 3:17 into this clip and I'm already dying of laughter. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @homerg2724
    @homerg2724 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This show is on FIIIREEEEEE!!!I LOOOVEE IT!!!

  • @loredell
    @loredell 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    OMG THE INFO BOX!!! LMAO!!!!!

  • @susannet.401
    @susannet.401 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    OMG 😆🤣🤣🤣 these pre-Headlines Banters & Monologues are so hilarious I hope this goes on forever

  • @deni2u
    @deni2u 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I really enjoy watching the interaction among James and the crew. Fun fun funny.

  • @DonnaSnyder
    @DonnaSnyder 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Y'all made me LOL. In the morning. Before my caffeine. My boxer his her face under the sheet.

  • @babarazamsucks
    @babarazamsucks 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    😂😂😂Now that’s a COVID test that I want to take!🤣🤣🤣

  • @babarazamsucks
    @babarazamsucks 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    😂😂😂Chlamydia!🤣🤣🤣

  • @sosume5
    @sosume5 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    If it had been your dog, your would have been ordered to have your pet put down. Double standards for the wealthy politician hypocrites.

  • @yeisongomez4286
    @yeisongomez4286 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    This show is probably the only reason why I would get paramount+
    It is like hanging out with James and friends. I love it.

  • @nicolelawrence7722
    @nicolelawrence7722 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I don't know why impooch caught me off guard as much as it did but 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @migambifrancis3274
    @migambifrancis3274 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Much love from Rwanda 😊🇷🇼bro

  • @jana.villaverde
    @jana.villaverde 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Wait, the Dutch created a scream test for covid-19? I was thinking of Monsters Inc. 🤣😅

  • @ijustwanttosleepnow
    @ijustwanttosleepnow 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Best show since it lost an audience.

  • @justineleelacandola5814
    @justineleelacandola5814 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Go James Corden you are my most favorite talk show host......from Philippines

  • @specialpatrolgroup92
    @specialpatrolgroup92 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "The bill came due and we were all there splitting it together." XD

  • @henriettaraphael4368
    @henriettaraphael4368 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Iannnnnnnnnn and all the crew. How nice and easy to watch the show now

  • @Ginric99
    @Ginric99 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    True story, back in 2003/4 my gf's best friend slept with one of the members of Kings of Leon after a gig in Bham and caught an STD, gives that song a whole new meaning.

    • @mikaelbiilmann6826
      @mikaelbiilmann6826 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Your gf's "best friend" she says...? uh-huh...yeah....right... 😁

    • @ericminch
      @ericminch 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      "So, how do you think you may have caught this?" "In my sleep."

    • @mikaelbiilmann6826
      @mikaelbiilmann6826 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ericminch Or maybe she was in the splash zone holding her "best friends" hair...🤤

    • @Ginric99
      @Ginric99 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mikaelbiilmann6826 no actually it was my gf’s best friend lol, she had to come clean to her own bf and I was there having to deal with the fallout when he kicked her out and my gf told her she could crash with us.
      As for how she caught it, she slept with him after the gig proper groupie style lol. And by gf I mean partner lol not friend who is a girl.

    • @mikaelbiilmann6826
      @mikaelbiilmann6826 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Ginric99 😃 Thank you for understanding the joke. I was afraid I was going to have to delete my replies. I was at a Van Morrison concert, and after the concert we met the band, and one of the members was openly flirting with my girlfriend. They are cheeky b*stards! 😄

  • @johnmartin7370
    @johnmartin7370 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    This made me Cry out Loud Laughing ... bursted Me Hoop Laughing ... Thanks so much, love you guys.

  • @RealNathanLehn
    @RealNathanLehn 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Started with olympics ended with Taco Bell and milk.

  • @christianverschaeren5813
    @christianverschaeren5813 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I NEED a tracksuit like Tim, where do I get one?

  • @anave_duttonstyle1965
    @anave_duttonstyle1965 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Sex on fire" that bit was funny as hell!!😆

  • @ella17734
    @ella17734 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Oh James, you're missing out! 😂😉

  • @cleverusername9369
    @cleverusername9369 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    A few things, from a vet tech and a dog trainer regarding Major's naughty behavior:
    1. He's a young German Shepherd, they can tend to be nippy as a breed, that's literally what they were bred for in a nutshell, they're working dogs that are designed to protect.
    2. He's living in a new home which happens to be the most stressful dwelling place in America.
    3. He wants to protect his dad, who is constantly being approached by stressed out strangers that Major might consider a threat, he's not fully trained and he's in an unfamiliar environment.
    4. He's a puppy, if you've had a puppy, you know they love to bite and nip until they learn better, that takes time and effort, and I do believe President Biden is doing his best with him. They're challenging dogs, and Biden isn't getting any younger.
    5. Champ (RIP) was probably too old to help Major adjust before he passed recently.
    I think we should be a little more understanding of Major's mental state. Dogs like him aren't just furry babies. They're hyper-intelligent, sensitive, and need a LOT of training.

  • @carlosaguilar6414
    @carlosaguilar6414 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    James Corden, you're the man, the manager....
    Do your work, Harry and Megan are in the need for you, now's the time to be a helping hand....

    • @carlosaguilar6414
      @carlosaguilar6414 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thanks, we are all together!!!

    • @amany3072
      @amany3072 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ummm what help do they need? They're stinky-ass rich royals. Meanwhile there's millons of displaced refugees in the world who actually need help.!

  • @gaylegoodman9097
    @gaylegoodman9097 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I lived in Hillsboro for 20 years &now live a few miles from there in Aloha, Oregon.

  • @emmazoeagoston-palko2042
    @emmazoeagoston-palko2042 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    BRING BACK ONE DIRECTION PLS JAMES, YOU KNOW YOU CAN DO IT! I BELIEVE IN YOU MATE

    • @avalon2008
      @avalon2008 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Dude he’s literally said specifically he can’t

    • @emmazoeagoston-palko2042
      @emmazoeagoston-palko2042 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@avalon2008 what if he lied DuUudE?