Timothy Dalton was underrated, he played bond as a cold ruthless killer, a refreshing change after the rather comical Roger Moore era, don't get me wrong, I grew up with Moore as OO7 and have great memories of those films , but it's a shame Dalton only two outings as Bond.
The weirdness of the Blofeld kill for number #006 was more in just how far they went to avoid having to actually represent Ernst Blofeld. Avoiding his walking with the wheelchair, using backshots, it was all nearly as ridiculous as the actual means of execution.
@@joshslater2426I always thought it was ridiculous as well. It is very clear in hindsight that the scene was Albert and company saying they were done with it.
@@tranz2deep Yeah, the legal battles with Kevin McClory was so tiresome for them. Especially since they wanted to use Blofeld in The spy who loved me but McClory prevented that from happening. It wouldn't surprise me that the reason they made the call back to Tracy's death in TSWLM was that the early drafts was going to be Bond confronting Blofeld about that. But thanks to McClory, that storyline is dead so wouldn't surprise me that they decided to throw that character in the trash all together because of that.
They never actually said it was Blofeld, because Eon Productions was in a legal dispute with Kevin McClory over who had the rights to Thunderball. The scene was a big F.U. to McClory to make it impossible to use Blofeld as a character. That's why you don't see Blofeld in Never Say Never Again.
Well, seeing as how he might have been THE Samedi he's been following Bond around for some time. SPOILERS And at long last Bond joined his collection. No one outruns the Baron forever. Even Bond.
Considering I grew up on Pierce Brosnan era of Bond, I found the most hilarious death of Renard (World is not enough) if you think about it certain way. Just imagine, it's a damaged submarine going to crush depth, it has overheated nuclear reactor, and the character in question is sure to die eventually. There's basically anything that could mean death. And what kills him? Some tube inserted in the reactor. I found it hilarious that something as powerful and expensive as nuclear submarine reactor was used for just propelling a tube forward to kill a man.
I always thought Renard was underused. He was supposed to be getting physically stronger and more immune to pain as the bullet in his head waggled about, yet not much happened that capitalised on that. Then, as you say, "shunk" and he's dead.
License to Kill is probably the most brutal Bond movie what comes to its kills. Come on, the pressure chamber is such a painful concept, and that’s probably not even the most brutal one. That guy who got sliced to bits after getting tripped up on the conveyor belt is absolutely horrific to me.
The death of Milton Krest in License To Kill is not weird, it is probably the most violent henchmen death in the series. This death with those few frames of blood splatter and other little violent bits in the film concerning other characters featured in the version from the Ultimate DVD Collection and forward, this cut is technically the R-Rated cut that got by being released unrated. The US theatrical cut, original VHS and DVD editions are all PG-13. Thus, this was not only the first PG-13 007 film, but also, by technicality, the first, and so far only, R-Rated 007 film.
The weirdness is that the main reason Krest's death slipped under the radar was for the one-liner that directly followed: "Ah, Padrone, what do we do with the money?" "...launder it."
License to Kill is still my favorite in the series, and that scene is part of why. It's not a Bond movie, it's the greatest Cannon direct-to-video movie ever made.
I always find it weird that seemingly all men immediatly knew how to kill someone with a decomprassion chamber. How the general hands him the axe like it is obvious what he is going to do.😅 Is this a usual execution method for them?
It is a powerful distraction, enabling the other assassin to get his chain around Bond. Then he could have finished off Bond by poking him in the eyes or throat with those flaming sticks. And then they would have died from their own bomb. Quite the clever plan! 😎
@@paulberks5609 ~ Hello. SIMILAR Death = "Strawberry Fields" killed by Completely COVERED in "Crude Oil" head to feet. 😊Bond film ~ Starring : Daniel Craig, and OLGA KURLENCO😊!
@@paulberks5609 ~ Hello. Goldfinger 1963 - Female "Gold Paint Death" = He lost : "Stacks of Money" as a Result of Misleading "Card Choices" by Herself and Bond = No One ~ messes with me and "Live's " ! Quantum of Solace 2010 : "Strawberry Fields" Attends a Party , as Bond's Date. Host gets Power Mad; Accidentally on Purpose; "Strawberry" trips a GunCarring Bodyguard - Down the Stairs to his Death : "Oops ~ Sorry about that" ; { " Fields's Reply" } . = No One ~ SHOWS / \ Embarresses Me, and "Live's " !
Kananga in live and let die is both one of the weirdest deaths in the series but also one of the most comically brutal. Inflating until exploding is hardcore.
@@sigmundfreude4088~ hello. "Bubbles, Paper; plastic bags, Balloons, feathers; with a wind MILD or STRONG = "Flying". **** Like "Violet Bowregard { Human Blueberry }" in Book and 3 Films of "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory". FLOATS - either by "Human Emotions" or "Air Pressure" : Sending the PERSON ~ Skyward; Due to the room, they find themselves in at the TIME ***! PS. 🤞🤞Hopefully : Clears - up ; "How a PERSON becomes a Floating BALLOON 🎈? ✌️🤞.
Milton Krest's death in the story 'The Hidebrand Rarity' isn't anywhere as spectacular as in 'Licence to Kill' - the Hilderbrand Rarity is a fish that multi millionaire Krest has been seeking to justify government grants for his private yacht to be classed as a research vessel. Krest is a boor and a bully and invites Bond and his friend along to flaunt his wealth. Krest is infuriated that Bond locates the fish, he gets drunk and insults Bond and his friend before beating his wife with the tail of a stingray (which he names 'The corrector'). During the night Bond is sleeping on deck when he hears something, and upon investigation discovers Krest choking on the fish which has been forced down his throat. Bond realises only Krest's wife, or his friend could have done the act and decides to push Krest's corpse over the side of the 'Wavekrest', as it would not be in anyone's interest for Krest's death to be investigated.
Does a forward roll, Drowns a man in gold shit, still looks spotless Classy Guide to henchman Approach slowly giving the agent plenty of time to think of a get-out
Ha ha.. Diamonds are forever : (flaming shish kebab arms). Girl : Eeee!!! (Bond jams man's arms up his crack). Man : Eww!! Sound effects better than the Pink Panther
@matthewcosta780 There's a simple answer to that: F*** knows. In Diamonds Are Forever that is the answer to nearly every question. How does being submerged in a vat of diarhoea turn someone into a Blofeld-a-like? F*** knows. Why does Blofeld dress up as Mae West to leave the hotel? F*** knows. What's all that stuff with the astronauts and moon buggy? F*** knows. Why do the atomic explosions look like someone's lit a fart? F*** knows.
9:36 for those who looked closely, you can see this is an inflatable. I'm not sure if it is a balloon or not but the inflatable did explode which can imply that when they did that scene, the actor was replaced with a balloon in order to prevent the actor from getting neck injuries or worse
003 (2:03) = the many deaths of Sean Bean. (Of course, I think the actor who played another Bond villain, Scaramanga in "The Man with the Golden Gun", holds the record for most deaths in film or on TV, to include getting impaled on a spiked waterwheel and being beheaded by a Jedi with two lightsabers.)
@thornofsociety6857 Some of the spook things Mr. Lee did as a Nazi hunter in WWII, he probably is. He certainly changed Peter Jackson's mind on how a man responds to being stabbed in the back.
Should have gone on with the quip after. The death of the villain. Like in DAF "He certainly left with his tail between his legs. Or Kananga, "He always had an inflated opinion of himself.
Skyfall is my favourite Bond film…..it made him more human. I do like the utter silliness of the earlier Bond films though, I guess I ought to love Connery and have him as my favourite given that I’m Scottish. However, Roger Moore’s sly wee eyebrow raises are something magical!
the weird thing about Blofeld's death is Bond had him completely at his mercy and instead of landing somewhere that he could easily be taken in to custody he just straight up murders him
Also, legally speaking, they couldn't actually CALL him Blofeld, as they didn't have the rights to that character. So that's how they "killed off" Blofeld to stop everyone asking where he went.
5:28 When a sommelier hands you the cork, it is so that you can look at the date on it and thus confirm that it matches the label and proves the wine is genuine. Sniffing the cork is a common faux pas among people who aren't as cultured as they think they are. I was told this by a wine connoisseur. I was drinking a can of special brew at the time as I don't like wine.
The scene with Kananga doesn't really make sense. Like, OK, i get it, that pellet may be capable of making humans inflate and explode, but that doesnt turn humans into rubber residue like balloons. A more realistic result wouldve been severed "people parts" lying around everywhere while somewhat going up in smoke like that bird from Shrek.
The 'Blofeld' kill in 006, For Your Eyes Only was not actually Blofeld. The rights to the Blofeld and SPECTRE belonged to Kevin McClory and the use of the character was in dispute at the time FYEO was being made.
I just came here to see if you missed the worst one and you did. In License to Kill Bond knocks out a henchman, dumps him into a drawer full of maggots, and shuts the drawer.
Yes, that last line almost gave a comedy edge to the scene.......but in view of what happened to the Titan then it's harrowing to watch Anthony Zerb's terrorised face at the window hatch.
The first guy always reminds me of Scaramanger ( how ever you spell it) From the man with the golden gun! The licence to kill scene gave me bad dreams when I was 12. I was terrified of pressure chambers for years after!!!!
Can someone please explain how that whole "Drowns in Mud" thing from Diamonds are Forever worked? It takes like 3 minutes or more to drown. When the stuff stops pouring out, he would not have even had time to pass out. Why did he not just sit up?
I think Timothy Dalton was the quintessential Bond- cold, remorseless and a stone cold killer, exactly the way Bond should be depicted! Such a shame he had just two outings as 007.
First one, "Oh no, it's impossible to just stand up or roll out of the way, or hold my breath for a bit, or sit up more, or grab the side, or get out. Guess I'll just die."
Accidentally went into the living room during the decompression scene when I was 5. Parents were in the garage and I wanted to ask mom something. Instead of heading straight to the garage from my bedroom like I intended, I let a bunch of shouting on the TV distract me long enough that I was more focused on what my parents were watching. 16 years later, I'm still scarred from that scene... and just now do I find out that it's from a James Bond/007 movie...
Feels there should be a lot more than seven kills: Diamonds - The Scorpion From Russia - Poison shoe From Russia - Spectre killing off one of their own guys masked like Bond, just for training Goldfinger - Death by paint The Spy - Jaws killing Fekkesh ”Dracula style” Moonraker - Dobermans Moonraker - Bond taking bad guys parachute in mid air Thunderball - Spectre no.11 electrocuted Thunderball - ”I think he got the point” Octopussy - ”Get off my bed” Octopussy - That spinning saw ”thing” killing Vijay A View to a kill - Killed by butterfly Majestys - ”He had lots of guts” You only live twice - Hans pirahna death And so on, and so on…
Goldeneye- "She always did enjoy a good squeeze!" Tomorrow Never Dies- "You forgot the first rule of mass media, Elliot--give the people what they want!"
The first Live and Let Die death shown in this video ain’t even a death because that guy turned out (somehow) to be alive at the end if you watch the whole movie.
Okay, the first two I can understand. Mainly the second one. But GoldenEye, really? What was weird about that? Is it because he screamed right before the antana fell on him? That's a common trope with villains. So I guess you can say like Captain love from The Mask of Zorro is weird too.
Those Diamonds are Forever assassins have to be the worst. Ask Bond to smell the cork? Use knockout chemicals then toss him over? Oh he recognizes us? Let me slowly walk at him with two small skewers 😂😂
My favorite part is in "Diamonds are Forever" where they guy gets aggressive with a pair of flaming skewers and the woman he's with just goes "Eeeee!" Then the guy continues holding the skewers as he is engulfed in flames.
The decompression chamber one freaked me out when I was a kid. Now I find it hilarious 😂
Pop goes the head
@@matthewcaughey8898 Pop goes the weasel?
Me and my brother found it hilarious! We often replayed the scene on the VCR whilst laughing madly.
No more trauma 😅
@@TammoKorsai WTF is WRONG with y'all? 😳
Boris: “I am invincible!”
Liquid Nitrogen: “Allow me to introduce myself”
you would like to say "I am invincible"
@@alessandrodacostaaraujo8419lol
TITLE CARD😂
nitrogen: "I am INVISIBLE!"
you are AN ICICLE
😂😂😂😂😂
I love how out of all this ridiculousness, the shark actually realistically doesn't just attack anything it sees.
The one from license to kill is not a weird death, it's a brutal death.
Horrible to watch and listen to.
@Gina72 Hard agree. Poor Krest.
(I feel like I remember responding to you but guess I'm mistaken 🤔)
One of the reasons I’m not a huge fan of that movie is it’s a bit too unsettling.
It’s funny
I saw that as a kid and it traumatized me
“MR BOND I’ll buy you a delicatessen!!!” lmao
“Alright, keep your hair on.”
@julianwooten1172
*“- in stainless steel!!”*
Its hilarious to me because it makes absolutely no sense
Mr Booooooooooooooooooooooo-
@@robcoopz2444(crush)
2:39 Boris: "Yes! I AM INVINCIBLE!!"
2:50 Me: "Now you're a popsicle!"
Now he’s a meat popsicle you mean
That was my reaction too: 'Correction, Boris-you're a popsicle, borscht-flavored.'
Me: Man, you gotta chill out.
@@Blackmagecat🤣🤣🤣 Time to take a chill pill 🥶❄️❄️
😂
Baron Samedi does not die, he is alive and well on the front of the train at the end of the movie :)
The man who cannot die
Hes a ghost
wow "samedi" kkkkk eu sou do Brasil, e meu nome é: Sâmede
I was going to mention, but you beat me to it.
Yeah that's not a death. He just danced in the coffin with the snakes. The little nope ropes didn't hurt him any.
"She always did enjoy a good squeeze."
-Goldeneye
And I always loved her. 🖤
Shame she ruined herself with plastic surgery
She returns in rouge agent.
Spoiler alert who haven't played:
She falls off of a dam.
@@nehemiahpouncey3607Yeah and she was also in Deep Rising and Haunted Hill. But in both as a heroine
@@pierre-christiansinger5763 thanks.
@@pierre-christiansinger5763 you fight her like in two games GoldenEye behind
A tree and rogue agent.
Timothy Dalton was underrated, he played bond as a cold ruthless killer, a refreshing change after the rather comical Roger Moore era, don't get me wrong, I grew up with Moore as OO7 and have great memories of those films , but it's a shame Dalton only two outings as Bond.
I loved his portrayal, especially in License to Kill there was always a barely contained rage right beneath the surface.
What were the two Dalton Bonds? License to Kill and what?
@@henrybrowne7248 The Living Daylights was the first one.
I totally agree and I like Daltons bond way more than brosnans.
living day lights
daylights was 1st licence to kill 2nd
The weirdness of the Blofeld kill for number #006 was more in just how far they went to avoid having to actually represent Ernst Blofeld. Avoiding his walking with the wheelchair, using backshots, it was all nearly as ridiculous as the actual means of execution.
I’ve never liked that scene. It feels like a caricature of Blofeld (I guess it technically is), and quite a ridiculous death for Bond’s arch nemesis.
@@joshslater2426I always thought it was ridiculous as well. It is very clear in hindsight that the scene was Albert and company saying they were done with it.
I found it satisfying though, guy deserved it.
@@tranz2deep Yeah, the legal battles with Kevin McClory was so tiresome for them. Especially since they wanted to use Blofeld in The spy who loved me but McClory prevented that from happening. It wouldn't surprise me that the reason they made the call back to Tracy's death in TSWLM was that the early drafts was going to be Bond confronting Blofeld about that. But thanks to McClory, that storyline is dead so wouldn't surprise me that they decided to throw that character in the trash all together because of that.
They never actually said it was Blofeld, because Eon Productions was in a legal dispute with Kevin McClory over who had the rights to Thunderball. The scene was a big F.U. to McClory to make it impossible to use Blofeld as a character. That's why you don't see Blofeld in Never Say Never Again.
The fucking assassin dual-wieldin flaming shish-kebabs, what a legend.
Wo. Woooo Wooooaaaaa BANG 💥
🤣😂😂😂😂
Goofy
i like how he magically has gloves on
EEEEE!
Overweight, cheesy, bald, fruity legend.
Baron Samedi/Geoffrey Holder somehow survived and was seated on the outside of the train near the end. Quite a testament to the power of 7-UP 😉
Well, seeing as how he might have been THE Samedi he's been following Bond around for some time.
SPOILERS
And at long last Bond joined his collection. No one outruns the Baron forever. Even Bond.
No caffeine never had it never will! HA! Ha!!!
Staaaar burst! A burst of flavor.
The Un-Cola for the win 🏆
samedi is really the man who cannot die
6:22 her acting is just top notch lmao
Yes she deserves Academy award for this 😅😅😅
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@Demethostes90 To be fair, three weeks previously, someone had asked her what the fifth letter of the alphabet is.
@@Demethostes90 "Translate to English"
@@ElfchegAND
Considering I grew up on Pierce Brosnan era of Bond, I found the most hilarious death of Renard (World is not enough) if you think about it certain way. Just imagine, it's a damaged submarine going to crush depth, it has overheated nuclear reactor, and the character in question is sure to die eventually. There's basically anything that could mean death. And what kills him? Some tube inserted in the reactor. I found it hilarious that something as powerful and expensive as nuclear submarine reactor was used for just propelling a tube forward to kill a man.
Boris was hilarious. Frozen to death by liquid nitrogen.
Bond: he just needed to chill out.
I always thought Renard was underused. He was supposed to be getting physically stronger and more immune to pain as the bullet in his head waggled about, yet not much happened that capitalised on that. Then, as you say, "shunk" and he's dead.
0:32 When you are done eating Taco Bell
🤣🤣🤣
OMG 😂😂😆😆😆
😂😂
9:33 If you're constipated after eating Taco Bell.
LOL...and you can't get off the toilet for hours
License to Kill is probably the most brutal Bond movie what comes to its kills. Come on, the pressure chamber is such a painful concept, and that’s probably not even the most brutal one. That guy who got sliced to bits after getting tripped up on the conveyor belt is absolutely horrific to me.
6:59 OOOOOooooooooo~ 😂😂. Literally the last thing he said before he died
Looked like he was having fun 🤣
Technically, “Woah” was the last thing he said.
Hilarious
Sounded like Bruce Lee
Getting flipped before being blown up is definitely not something the pearly gates get to see very often...
The pressure chamber one was realistic tho
I yes brutallity
Not really. If you look up the byford dolphin accident you’ll see what actually happens in a violent decompression.
@@johanjjjonasson spaghetti
@@falloutforever88 the guy at the hatch yes. But the 3 guys in the chamber just died. They didn’t explode.
I came here to find this to reference the titan submarine
“I am invincible!”
In the words of Sandy Cheeks, “no, you ain’t”
Lol
Isn't Sandy Cheeks the name of a nudist beach?
@@gilgameshofuruk4060
Squirrel 🐿️🐿️🐿️ Female in *_*SpongeBob Squarepants*_* 😂😂😂
The death of Milton Krest in License To Kill is not weird, it is probably the most violent henchmen death in the series. This death with those few frames of blood splatter and other little violent bits in the film concerning other characters featured in the version from the Ultimate DVD Collection and forward, this cut is technically the R-Rated cut that got by being released unrated. The US theatrical cut, original VHS and DVD editions are all PG-13. Thus, this was not only the first PG-13 007 film, but also, by technicality, the first, and so far only, R-Rated 007 film.
I think Dario death was more violent though
The weirdness is that the main reason Krest's death slipped under the radar was for the one-liner that directly followed:
"Ah, Padrone, what do we do with the money?" "...launder it."
License to Kill is still my favorite in the series, and that scene is part of why. It's not a Bond movie, it's the greatest Cannon direct-to-video movie ever made.
I always find it weird that seemingly all men immediatly knew how to kill someone with a decomprassion chamber. How the general hands him the axe like it is obvious what he is going to do.😅 Is this a usual execution method for them?
@@sigmundfreude4088 That's the thing, EVERYONE in a Cannon movie knows how to kill in the most insane possible way.
6:10 I still don't get this. What was the gameplan here? Fire is not a close-range weapon, my dude.
Given the other stuff that happens in that film, this seems almost logical by comparison.
It is a powerful distraction, enabling the other assassin to get his chain around Bond. Then he could have finished off Bond by poking him in the eyes or throat with those flaming sticks. And then they would have died from their own bomb. Quite the clever plan! 😎
Missing woman died covered with gold paint in Goldfinger? Certainly one uncommon and weird death!
But she wasn't a villain, so hers doesn't count.
@@paulberks5609
She worked for a villain, had no scruples. So there, nyah.
@@paulberks5609 ~ Hello.
SIMILAR Death =
"Strawberry Fields" killed by Completely COVERED in "Crude Oil" head to feet.
😊Bond film ~
Starring :
Daniel Craig, and OLGA KURLENCO😊!
@@paulberks5609 ~ Hello.
Goldfinger 1963 - Female "Gold Paint Death" =
He lost :
"Stacks of Money" as a Result of Misleading "Card Choices" by Herself and Bond =
No One ~ messes with me and "Live's " !
Quantum of Solace 2010 :
"Strawberry Fields" Attends a Party , as Bond's Date.
Host gets Power Mad; Accidentally on Purpose; "Strawberry" trips a GunCarring Bodyguard - Down the Stairs to his Death : "Oops ~ Sorry about that" ;
{ " Fields's Reply" } .
=
No One ~ SHOWS / \ Embarresses Me, and "Live's " !
I somehow had no memory of how utterly bizzare and silly these deaths were.
License to kill is anything but silly not as of late anyway with that titan submarine incident that happened
@mohammedashian8094 Titan was tragic but what's that got to do with LtK?
@@garyjones2561Something to do with pressure maybe? Idk
@@DittoGTI oh yeah 🤦♂️ dunno how I missed that
It took me a long time to realise that Kananga was killed by the FART of the century.
9:33 He always did have an inflated opinion of himself.
Boris:I AM INVINCIBLE!!!!
Nitrogen tanks:yeah about that?
#Hydrogen tanks: NYET !!!
Nitrogen*
Kananga in live and let die is both one of the weirdest deaths in the series but also one of the most comically brutal. Inflating until exploding is hardcore.
But it makes no sense that he flies😂.
@sigmundfreude4088 When I was a kid, I thought the gas was jetting out of his back end and turning him into a sort of human rocket.
He went the Mr Creosote-route.
@@sigmundfreude4088~ hello.
"Bubbles, Paper; plastic bags, Balloons, feathers;
with a wind MILD or STRONG =
"Flying".
**** Like "Violet Bowregard { Human Blueberry }" in Book and 3 Films of "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory".
FLOATS -
either by "Human Emotions" or "Air Pressure" :
Sending the PERSON ~ Skyward;
Due to the room, they find themselves in at the TIME ***!
PS.
🤞🤞Hopefully :
Clears - up ;
"How a PERSON becomes a Floating BALLOON 🎈?
✌️🤞.
Dr. Kanagas death scared me as a kid
He always did have an inflated opinion of himself.
When I was a kid, I thought the gas was blowing out of his back end to make him jet out of the water like that.
@@gilgameshofuruk4060yeah, he was farting.
2:08
A few years back when they demolished that antenna someone should of put an Alec Trevalyn doll at the base xD
In 2020, 25 years AFTER *_Goldeneye_*
They didn't demolish it, it collapsed
@@simonn2045it collapsed and they demolished it
*should have
Or *should've
@@simonn2045 the cables holding it up snapped and the entire thing came crashing down
Milton Krest's death in the story 'The Hidebrand Rarity' isn't anywhere as spectacular as in 'Licence to Kill' - the Hilderbrand Rarity is a fish that multi millionaire Krest has been seeking to justify government grants for his private yacht to be classed as a research vessel. Krest is a boor and a bully and invites Bond and his friend along to flaunt his wealth. Krest is infuriated that Bond locates the fish, he gets drunk and insults Bond and his friend before beating his wife with the tail of a stingray (which he names 'The corrector'). During the night Bond is sleeping on deck when he hears something, and upon investigation discovers Krest choking on the fish which has been forced down his throat. Bond realises only Krest's wife, or his friend could have done the act and decides to push Krest's corpse over the side of the 'Wavekrest', as it would not be in anyone's interest for Krest's death to be investigated.
The Pressure chamber death was not weird ,It was gory .
Hahaha this channel is amazing, I grew up watching 007 movies, I love how the Goldeneye is two deaths for the price of one!
Does a forward roll, Drowns a man in gold shit, still looks spotless
Classy
Guide to henchman
Approach slowly giving the agent plenty of time to think of a get-out
0:20 what exactly was that? The fluid in the sink I mean.
S***, I hope this answered your question
It’s supposed to be A mud bath, but it is said to be made from mashed potatoes
“Get of my Bed!”-
Octopussy. That line always gets me.
7:00 WTF 😂
😂
I’ve repeated it 20 times 🤣😂🤣😂😂
🤣🤣🤣 Nice one!!! The number you typed backwards is 007. It matchs...🤣
@@pierre-christiansinger5763 oh wow I just noticed that lol
Ha ha.. Diamonds are forever :
(flaming shish kebab arms).
Girl : Eeee!!!
(Bond jams man's arms up his crack).
Man : Eww!!
Sound effects better than the Pink Panther
Diamonds are forever is probably the worst Bond flick. Eeee!
As soon as I saw this video, I was sure Kidd's and Wendt's demise would be on here.
Why though did he throw white wine on the guy and did it set him on fire?
I like Diamonds are Forever. It’s fun.
@matthewcosta780 There's a simple answer to that:
F*** knows. In Diamonds Are Forever that is the answer to nearly every question.
How does being submerged in a vat of diarhoea turn someone into a Blofeld-a-like?
F*** knows.
Why does Blofeld dress up as Mae West to leave the hotel?
F*** knows.
What's all that stuff with the astronauts and moon buggy?
F*** knows.
Why do the atomic explosions look like someone's lit a fart?
F*** knows.
6:55 that fight sequence was hilarious 😂
9:36 for those who looked closely, you can see this is an inflatable. I'm not sure if it is a balloon or not but the inflatable did explode which can imply that when they did that scene, the actor was replaced with a balloon in order to prevent the actor from getting neck injuries or worse
I cant tell if this is satirical or not
003 (2:03) = the many deaths of Sean Bean. (Of course, I think the actor who played another Bond villain, Scaramanga in "The Man with the Golden Gun", holds the record for most deaths in film or on TV, to include getting impaled on a spiked waterwheel and being beheaded by a Jedi with two lightsabers.)
I believe that is Sir Christoper Lee
@@arcanistthesonofianite249Yup. That was Sir Christopher Lee. (Does he count as having died if he was already dead (or undead) as Count Dracula?)
@@10Peter25 probably
Fitting seeing as he was an alleged inspiration for the James Bond character.
@thornofsociety6857 Some of the spook things Mr. Lee did as a Nazi hunter in WWII, he probably is. He certainly changed Peter Jackson's mind on how a man responds to being stabbed in the back.
Should have gone on with the quip after. The death of the villain. Like in DAF "He certainly left with his tail between his legs. Or Kananga, "He always had an inflated opinion of himself.
Skyfall is my favourite Bond film…..it made him more human. I do like the utter silliness of the earlier Bond films though, I guess I ought to love Connery and have him as my favourite given that I’m Scottish. However, Roger Moore’s sly wee eyebrow raises are something magical!
Yeah, the barocamera scene still haunts me to this day decades later.
Sean Connery, still the world's handsome James bond actors,, my friends,, may him R, I, P,,🦅
yes he is
2:00 he isn't dead, he appears on the train in the final scene
the weird thing about Blofeld's death is Bond had him completely at his mercy and instead of landing somewhere that he could easily be taken in to custody he just straight up murders him
Blofeld did murder Bond's wife... also he made good use of that 00 status
Also, legally speaking, they couldn't actually CALL him Blofeld, as they didn't have the rights to that character. So that's how they "killed off" Blofeld to stop everyone asking where he went.
He has a license to do that.
4:37
2:05 lmao without context, this is is absolutely insane
Lol im watching all of these scenes without context and it really is insane
I used to be absolutely terrified of the pressure chamber one
I think Dario( Sanchez's henchman) in licence to Kill had the worst death.
Also satisfying considering how much of a sick fu** he was
I think that was censored a bit in the theater. Saw it in 1989 and there were some quick cuts.
I never understood why Bond only brought 6 bullets for his revolver, and ends up shooting most of them into a statue.
He fancied himself as an art critic.
To think that would actually happen in the future to the Arecibo radiotelescope.
2020 it collapsed 😮
Thank you! Great selection!!
6:21 that actress deserves an Oscar for that 🤣😂😅
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Definitely high drama! 😂
Her performance moved me to tears.😂
Eeeh
For such a camp and fun film as DAF, Mr Kidd's death is pretty horrific...but then so is Plenty O'Toole's.
Thank god the cat got away
Got away? It was the cat who planned it all.
Stephanie powers was one hot woman
It wasn’t weird, but Scaramanga’s death was certainly the most anticlimactic.
Those who haven't watched the Bond movies until now better be wary of this compilation of weird deaths, because every death here is a spoiler.
Ha ha, no shit.
No one hasnt watched Bond
Last one was just pure insanity and disregard for the laws of physics.
Not sure a gun with a barrel-full of mud would work too well.
I’ve often wondered how they got that guy to bathe in that cement mix in Diamonds are Forever…
I believe its wax. Point still stands tho
Actually it was boiling mud. The henchman was to undergo plastic surgery to become a Blofeld double
5:28 When a sommelier hands you the cork, it is so that you can look at the date on it and thus confirm that it matches the label and proves the wine is genuine.
Sniffing the cork is a common faux pas among people who aren't as cultured as they think they are.
I was told this by a wine connoisseur. I was drinking a can of special brew at the time as I don't like wine.
It is more to show that the bottle isn't corked.
Cool gadget was the rope cutter watch
8:08 bro really killing with superhero music💀
MR BONNNNNNNNND!!!!
That time Crispin Glover's dad got killed by a wedgie bomb
Julian Glover?
The scene with Kananga doesn't really make sense. Like, OK, i get it, that pellet may be capable of making humans inflate and explode, but that doesnt turn humans into rubber residue like balloons. A more realistic result wouldve been severed "people parts" lying around everywhere while somewhat going up in smoke like that bird from Shrek.
mr wint's death was just humiliating he got his tail between his legs and than got thrown overboard, not the way i would wanna go out.
6:26 This one scared me when I was a kid
8:48 Not the fry's electronics employee. 😂😂
I really miss the crazy deaths in recent Bond movies.
The 'Blofeld' kill in 006, For Your Eyes Only was not actually Blofeld. The rights to the Blofeld and SPECTRE belonged to Kevin McClory and the use of the character was in dispute at the time FYEO was being made.
The fourth one was actually pretty cool if you ask me, can someone tell me the story behind him?
bond framed him making it as if he stole that chief guys money
@@willferry2749 Okay that makes sense, Ty
Cool?!
@@garyjones2561 In a disturbing and twisted kind of way.
Xenia onnatop death should have been here💀
*“She always did enjoy **_good squeeze_** !!!”*
She always did enjoy a good squeeze.
Pressure chamber kill is one of the most brutal things in James Bond
I don't kno🎉w a good runner-up certainly would be that guy that fell in the snow plow in On Her Majesty's Secret Sservice ....
@@robertmckelvie2968yes definitely it still makes my wife cringe seeing what comes out of it.
Cat: you're on your own pal (runs off)
The one on the Decompress chamber was a tough one. I am a diver it must be terrible
#7 is unbeatable
I just came here to see if you missed the worst one and you did. In License to Kill Bond knocks out a henchman, dumps him into a drawer full of maggots, and shuts the drawer.
Goldeneye I believe is the only film Sean Bean died twice!
Actually he faked his death in the beginning of the movie.
No, he died twice: Alec died at the beginning of the film and Janus died at the end of the film.
@@vladtepes97”a two faced Roman god come to life”
@@kallenordvall Or you could assume that his first death was when Bond dropped him because nobody would survive a fall like this.
Addendum to the decompression chamber death - where all the money was stashed - "But what about the money?" "Launder it!"
Yes, that last line almost gave a comedy edge to the scene.......but in view of what happened to the Titan then it's harrowing to watch Anthony Zerb's terrorised face at the window hatch.
@@MargaretMcLaughlin-c7d even before that it was terrifying.
Titan imploded, Zerb exploded
The first guy always reminds me of Scaramanger ( how ever you spell it) From the man with the golden gun! The licence to kill scene gave me bad dreams when I was 12. I was terrified of pressure chambers for years after!!!!
Then you grow up, hear real life stories of accidents, and it gets SO much worse....
At 6:58 he tried to take a dive but he bombed 😂😂😂
Can someone please explain how that whole "Drowns in Mud" thing from Diamonds are Forever worked? It takes like 3 minutes or more to drown. When the stuff stops pouring out, he would not have even had time to pass out. Why did he not just sit up?
2:50 I am an icicle....
I think Timothy Dalton was the quintessential Bond- cold, remorseless and a stone cold killer, exactly the way Bond should be depicted! Such a shame he had just two outings as 007.
7:03 god damn that got me, the weooeooo~ to just getting front flipped off the boat and exploding.
The fiery end of Sanchez henchmen off the cliff in the blazing jeep.
Milton Krest‘s face while blowing up looks very similar to that of Admiral Dougherty in Star Trek IX. Fun fact: both were played by Anthony Zerbe
First one, "Oh no, it's impossible to just stand up or roll out of the way, or hold my breath for a bit, or sit up more, or grab the side, or get out. Guess I'll just die."
In A View to a Kill, they throw that guy down that disposal pipe head first. Brutal way to go.
I remember that Mayday drops a frogman into a pipe with spinning blades it's gruesome.
Accidentally went into the living room during the decompression scene when I was 5. Parents were in the garage and I wanted to ask mom something.
Instead of heading straight to the garage from my bedroom like I intended, I let a bunch of shouting on the TV distract me long enough that I was more focused on what my parents were watching.
16 years later, I'm still scarred from that scene... and just now do I find out that it's from a James Bond/007 movie...
It's always bothered me that the actor in the mud bath had no nose clip, so when he sank into the mud and water...
the old bond movies were so weird i wish they remade then with daniel craig when they still had the chance
What even was the first one
Bond redefining the "camp" genre.
Bond burying a guy in something. I don’t know what it is, but it looks strangely uncomfortable.
@@joshslater2426either melted plastic or mashed potatoes.
Feels there should be a lot more than seven kills:
Diamonds - The Scorpion
From Russia - Poison shoe
From Russia - Spectre killing off one of their own guys masked like Bond, just for training
Goldfinger - Death by paint
The Spy - Jaws killing Fekkesh ”Dracula style”
Moonraker - Dobermans
Moonraker - Bond taking bad guys parachute in mid air
Thunderball - Spectre no.11 electrocuted
Thunderball - ”I think he got the point”
Octopussy - ”Get off my bed”
Octopussy - That spinning saw ”thing” killing Vijay
A View to a kill - Killed by butterfly
Majestys - ”He had lots of guts”
You only live twice - Hans pirahna death
And so on, and so on…
Goldeneye- "She always did enjoy a good squeeze!"
Tomorrow Never Dies- "You forgot the first rule of mass media, Elliot--give the people what they want!"
"Octopussy - That spinning saw ”thing” killing Vijay
A View to a kill - Killed by butterfly"
Neither of these were a villain.
lol the spinning saw lol
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The death by dogs of the young female helicopter pilot is probably the darkest scene from Moonraker
The first Live and Let Die death shown in this video ain’t even a death because that guy turned out (somehow) to be alive at the end if you watch the whole movie.
Okay, the first two I can understand. Mainly the second one. But GoldenEye, really? What was weird about that? Is it because he screamed right before the antana fell on him? That's a common trope with villains. So I guess you can say like Captain love from The Mask of Zorro is weird too.
"I'LL BUY YOU A DELICATESSEN! IN STAINLESS STEEL!"
😂
Those Diamonds are Forever assassins have to be the worst.
Ask Bond to smell the cork? Use knockout chemicals then toss him over?
Oh he recognizes us? Let me slowly walk at him with two small skewers 😂😂
Barron Samedi's death by multiple snake bites was an undeserved one. I really liked him with his laugh 😂🤣🤣🤣😶💀
My favorite part is in "Diamonds are Forever" where they guy gets aggressive with a pair of flaming skewers and the woman he's with just goes "Eeeee!" Then the guy continues holding the skewers as he is engulfed in flames.