Clown Review

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  • @jstafriskyhusky2748
    @jstafriskyhusky2748 7 ปีที่แล้ว +852

    Everyone knows that you don't open the creepy ass chest in the darkest corner in the darkest house in the darkest place possible

    • @violethill4454
      @violethill4454 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Operator Husky hahahahaahah ikr

    • @edisonlima4647
      @edisonlima4647 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I mean, Cabin in the Woods lógica ditates that the victim in a horror movie has to chose to activate the horror starting McGuffin.

    • @oddeyes9413
      @oddeyes9413 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Apparently, he didn't do the reading.

    • @stephenthompson4912
      @stephenthompson4912 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Anne Frank yeah, where else am I gonna get my plus 5 dark blade sword?

    • @shortgiraffe700
      @shortgiraffe700 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If it’s in an attic or a basement.. DON’T OPEN IT!

  • @philipbrockman1315
    @philipbrockman1315 5 ปีที่แล้ว +624

    Do you know what's weird even though the father's turning into a monster he still do the father thing in Hunt down his son's bully

    • @stephenthompson4912
      @stephenthompson4912 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Philip Brockman yeah, yeah, but I think he was at that stage where, he’s still kinda human, but the anger issues of a mother bear on crack

    • @portal1329
      @portal1329 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@stephenthompson4912 I agree with that. He was still human enough to not eat his own kid but due to the clown demon thing he thought "Hm, bully sounds good right about now"

    • @PapiLeelee
      @PapiLeelee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Yeah he literally HUNTED for the dude

    • @leonardohenrique5172
      @leonardohenrique5172 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah, also when the wife actually took that gil for the demon, that surprised me a lot!

    • @wugglesx
      @wugglesx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      "just because he is bad guy does not mean he is bad guy"

  • @bravenwolf2782
    @bravenwolf2782 7 ปีที่แล้ว +328

    Does this remind anyone of the Goosebumps book about the Halloween mask that wouldn't come off and soon would possess him.

  • @daric_
    @daric_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +966

    Most terrifying part of this film..."Produced by Harvey Weinstein."

    • @rhodopisdenile8977
      @rhodopisdenile8977 5 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      I would not be shocked if this whole thing was based off of stuff Harvey does in his free time

    • @davidwit7749
      @davidwit7749 5 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      @@rhodopisdenile8977 Based on his weekend at Jeffrey Epstein's private island.

    • @captainfate.
      @captainfate. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      who is that guy?

    • @0Ruzena0
      @0Ruzena0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      at least the actor didnt sleep with him to get the role ;]

    • @marvlised
      @marvlised 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I looked him up and regretted my decision

  • @circeciernova1712
    @circeciernova1712 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    The whole "five months of winter" thing comes from their Clöyne creature originating from the arctic circle. You get five months of winter with very little sun, five months of summer when the sun barely sets, and very brief transitional periods.

    • @LupineShadowOmega
      @LupineShadowOmega 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      That still isn't summer and winter, its day and night ala 30 Days of Night.

    • @circeciernova1712
      @circeciernova1712 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@LupineShadowOmega And what do you call the especially cold time of year when the nights are long?

    • @LupineShadowOmega
      @LupineShadowOmega 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@circeciernova1712 Considering it would always be cold, day and night

    • @whitenobeard
      @whitenobeard ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@LupineShadowOmegayou do realize, just because a place witnesses extreme constant temperatures. It still goes through the 4 seasons.

  • @theturtle9724
    @theturtle9724 7 ปีที่แล้ว +713

    Girl: Don't go up there
    *kid goes up*
    Me: what did she JUST say?

  • @dakotakade3547
    @dakotakade3547 7 ปีที่แล้ว +882

    I'm happy someone else finally brought it up. The whole "this is being panned for being too disturbing" is the stupidest crap I hear about horror movies. People wonder why modern horror movies are all cheap jumpscares and boring re-hashed crap, but the reason is because people are too afraid of any horror movie that breaks the mold, despite the fact that's exactly what horror movies are supposed to do. HORRIFY you. Back in the day, Texas Chainsaw Massacre was considered absolutely terrifying. Why? Because not many movies depicted such horrific violence in that way. Despite it's low budget, the movie was a hit because it horrified people. Same thing for Psycho. Psycho was one of the first movies to depict a murder on the big screen, and people were appalled. Now that bloody murders and gore have become circumstance as people were desensitized to it, it takes a lot more to horrify people, but anyone who DOES horrify people are critically panned for doing so. It makes no sense to me.
    When I originally read reviews on Clown deciding whether to watch it, I couldn't believe that one of the negative reviews said "Just because you can make a realistic prop of a child's arm doesn't mean you should". Actually, in my opinion, yes it does. The monster in Clown was TERRIFYING because it was a child eating demon. And instead of it being a child eating demon by word of mouth of characters spouting exposition, it was shown to you. Quite graphically. While none of the deaths are "on-screen", they did do the gore pretty creatively (something that surprised me compared to Eli Roth's other films).
    Closing out my small novel here, I like films that push the boundaries. That have an interesting and scary premise with a good delivery to create something that makes me afraid. That's what horror is to me, I should be horrified. And I hate to see movies get destroyed for that. Some try too hard (look at Human Centipede 2 and A Serbian Film) to the point of being completely bonkers and worth nothing more than shock value, but movies like this push the boundaries enough to truly make something scary.

    • @thehomiegokesh1377
      @thehomiegokesh1377 7 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      DrBrainzzz FINALLY some one who agrees. For me Friday The 13th would be one of the greatest horror movies, even though it is, without the fucking censorship that was caused by that association, i forgot what it was called. Take away the boundaries and all horror movies would be entertaining again

    • @XenoTronusWeePoo850
      @XenoTronusWeePoo850 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      DrBrainzzz Best comment in this comment section. I completely agree.

    • @filmnerd1871
      @filmnerd1871 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I think this is why IT got popular, it’s one of the only modern movies that has tons of gore and shows a whole death instead of just showing what causes the death, then cutting to the next scene.

    • @Jer_Bearz
      @Jer_Bearz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Best comment ever

    • @ThePragmaticScorpio
      @ThePragmaticScorpio 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      If you enjoyed Clown you should check out Terrifier. There's no plot or character development whatsoever, but it takes the creep factor and sadism of a killer clown to a whole new level.

  • @robertlangley9437
    @robertlangley9437 7 ปีที่แล้ว +300

    i noticed the clown suit gets tighter after he wakes up

    • @RepBit
      @RepBit 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Kailei R I think he was talking about Andy's past life up until the kid eating part.

    • @camojacktindale675
      @camojacktindale675 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mureo Tiem it’s a girl...

    • @lungjuice5366
      @lungjuice5366 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @CamoJackTindale ! ...so?

    • @x5992
      @x5992 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I didn't notice at first. But yeah... the cuffs go from loose over his hands to tight around the wrists. Gradually his skin color matches the collar so you can't really tell wear the suit ends and his skin begins. Until finally not just being skin tight but actual skin with muscle definition.

  • @glorytothemotherland9556
    @glorytothemotherland9556 5 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    The story of a man slowly turning into an Icelandic clown demon. Brilliant.

  • @SmokeyOwOs
    @SmokeyOwOs 5 ปีที่แล้ว +483

    Killing kids is a no-no in Hollywood but grooming them is fine

    • @dnkakusei
      @dnkakusei 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      SmokeyOwOs Onision wants to: *Know your location*

    • @shadowednight1600
      @shadowednight1600 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      It's also not ok to have kids face drama and action, but it's a-ok to have Bad Sniff smell them.
      The children of this era are growing up messed up. Without any risk they will grow up in echo chambers WORSE than Twitter

    • @CharlesXavier
      @CharlesXavier 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Did you ever watch ‘It’? Kids died in that Hollywood movie.

    • @Devils_Lair_Comics
      @Devils_Lair_Comics 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@shadowednight1600 like there haven't been kids being messed up in previous generations?

    • @jakoclown4175
      @jakoclown4175 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Uhhhh kids die in Hollywood all the time my dude.....what mandella dimension are you from?

  • @johnfapcock7986
    @johnfapcock7986 7 ปีที่แล้ว +457

    What if a kid put the suit on?

    • @God_gundam36
      @God_gundam36 7 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      John Fapcock same thing

    • @this-istoogood8483
      @this-istoogood8483 7 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I dont think it'll fit on a kid

    • @MediocreManReads
      @MediocreManReads 7 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      John Fapcock kid becomes demon, demon eat 4 kids, then himself.

    • @alanmooreisrasputinreincar8106
      @alanmooreisrasputinreincar8106 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      It's a suit for an adult though it wouldn't fit

    • @marvelousnerd8717
      @marvelousnerd8717 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      James McGuinness yeah but maybe it would tighten up to fit them

  • @beetle3434
    @beetle3434 7 ปีที่แล้ว +341

    The guy that directed this is also directing Spider-Man: Homecoming.
    No, really.

  • @Markyillustrado206
    @Markyillustrado206 5 ปีที่แล้ว +175

    My Friend: I found this channel where Jesus Does Movie reviews
    Me:

    • @panda_2643
      @panda_2643 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Bruh😂😂😂😂

  • @dr.decker3623
    @dr.decker3623 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    In Iceland, winter starts at the end of October, following the old Norse calendar. This calendar only consists of two seasons, winter and summer. There are 26 weeks of winter in Iceland, and 26 weeks of summer, which is 6,.. but yeh :P

  • @professorkombat2381
    @professorkombat2381 5 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    Who realized it was executive producer Harvey Weinstein
    I feel bad for the wife

    • @UltimateThanos
      @UltimateThanos 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      GamerBoy2007 ROBLOX AND MORE Fuck....

    • @RobertZdarsChin
      @RobertZdarsChin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      So slept with him for the role. Seems like a pretty good trade off

  • @intheredcold9216
    @intheredcold9216 7 ปีที่แล้ว +239

    I really liked Clown. It's a small budget horror that I thought delivered on the dread. It had it's campy moments but the horrific ones outweigh them. In some ways it reminded me a bit of The Fly and its body horror idea about losing yourself. I do agree that the child killing aspect of the movie probably kept it from getting more exposure but given the premise they actually were rather restrained on what they did show.

    • @isaacman112
      @isaacman112 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I've seen worse on RackaRacka.

    • @alyjahandujar1402
      @alyjahandujar1402 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The killings of the kids definitely scared people away from watching the movie, I thought it was ballsy and it kept me on edge

    • @goggles-1208
      @goggles-1208 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The only thing that made me almost turn the movie off was when the dog ate his nose.

    • @theirishpotato6588
      @theirishpotato6588 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yee I love the movie.

    • @theirishpotato6588
      @theirishpotato6588 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@isaacman112 smh

  • @goob_goob_gooby_goob
    @goob_goob_gooby_goob 6 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    Perhaps the clown suit is like the symbiote. They just have to use Spider-Man logic and use noise to remove the suit!

    • @royalripper7453
      @royalripper7453 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Too late now

    • @caileanthomson1286
      @caileanthomson1286 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Considering the director of this movie went on to direct Spider-Man in the MCU, that is a pretty meta comment. XD

    • @raspberrycrowns9494
      @raspberrycrowns9494 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Well fire is also their weakness

  • @TheSsjJoker
    @TheSsjJoker 7 ปีที่แล้ว +340

    Hmmm a demonic clown needs to feed on children, where have I seen that one before *cough* Stephen kings IT lol

    • @memebasterd1080
      @memebasterd1080 7 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      KING JOKER 2017 this movie is based of an actual myth from iceland called the cloyne

    • @sinaty
      @sinaty 6 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @Ward Luay this might be before the IT remake but not before the IT book or mini series "jackass"

    • @sinaty
      @sinaty 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @Ward Luay oh no some kid on the internet told me to kill myself whatever shall i do

    • @Strummie
      @Strummie 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Ward Luay lol you’re mad as fuck.

    • @victorconway444
      @victorconway444 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ward Luay No u

  • @mrcritical6751
    @mrcritical6751 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I really gotta question how Kevin Feige saw this film and thought “that’s the guy we want to direct our light hearted Spider-man movie that homages John Hues”

  • @IcelandicGoofball
    @IcelandicGoofball 5 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    Being Icelandic, I have never in my nearly 44 years heard of an Icelandic clown monster... trolls, ghosts and many forms of demons but no clown monsters.

    • @Daxter-hl7dw
      @Daxter-hl7dw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Could Trolls somehow be depicted as clowns in some form? I recall supposedly some Trolls have red hair and big noses, hope none of this is somehow disrespectful btw.

    • @IcelandicGoofball
      @IcelandicGoofball 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Daxter-hl7dw In one illustrated troll story series about troll children, they were depicted with red cheeks and big noses. Liking them to clowns would be quite the stretch. Usually trolls were talked about as mostly solitary creatures that just wanted to be left alone, otherwise there might be retaliation. Absolutely no offense taken my friend, kind of honored to answer questions about Icelandic folklore 😊

    • @ddaniell444
      @ddaniell444 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@IcelandicGoofball your a nice person

    • @IcelandicGoofball
      @IcelandicGoofball 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ddaniell444 Thank you very much

    • @ddaniell444
      @ddaniell444 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@IcelandicGoofball your generally a good kinded heart person idk if thats good grammar or saying

  • @lnardo_da_vnci
    @lnardo_da_vnci 7 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    Jason Bourne thats Jesus Christ

    • @eclipzzz__8425
      @eclipzzz__8425 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This is so underrated 😂

  • @JophesCT
    @JophesCT 6 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    I'm sorry, did the opening credits read "Harvey Weinstein?"

    • @UltimateThanos
      @UltimateThanos 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Yeah, but let's not hold that against the movie. Really, no Ashkenazi movie producer is clean.

    • @RobertZdarsChin
      @RobertZdarsChin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Just like hundreds of other movies

    • @thecreepycuck6036
      @thecreepycuck6036 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      So every female in this movie kids or otherwise have been r🅰️ped my mr Weinstein himself

    • @apeman6059
      @apeman6059 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Joseph I feel dumb for not recognizing that he a sick man 🤦‍♂️

  • @damian303screations8
    @damian303screations8 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2079

    this TH-camr looks like Jesus Christ but Not by his face but his hair looks like it

    • @vanessa3247
      @vanessa3247 7 ปีที่แล้ว +136

      Or weird Al

    • @southernscythe2494
      @southernscythe2494 7 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      With thick plaque between his teeth.

    • @sleazyfellow
      @sleazyfellow 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      J South wow, I noticed it in all his videos too but I'd never mention it.

    • @elijahojahmaharaj7277
      @elijahojahmaharaj7277 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      DAMIAN THE KILLER he was born White

    • @TheEagle-ee3he
      @TheEagle-ee3he 7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      That's ironic because I'm pretty sure he's an atheist

  • @bedlessnorseman7550
    @bedlessnorseman7550 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    "where could a clown go to not be seen?" *shrug* "collage?" LOL that killed me.

  • @ursaminor9780
    @ursaminor9780 5 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    2:16 - Hey, speaking of inhuman monsters preying on the innocent

    • @steeter6
      @steeter6 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why does everyone not like this guy I mean I have no idea who he is.

    • @smelly_nut_hut2776
      @smelly_nut_hut2776 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@steeter6 he was arrested after the #metoo movement on Twitter and social media...leading to hundreds of women coming out about the abuse

  • @theratmaid
    @theratmaid 7 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    "He probably smells funny." nice pun 👏👏👏

    • @bentramer682
      @bentramer682 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I don't think it's intended to be a pun but it's still funny

  • @BuBs1970G
    @BuBs1970G 6 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    "Are you a clown?" How the hell does that look like a clown? 😂

  • @ziljin
    @ziljin 7 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    if I ever have kids no clown parties!

    • @kookycoconut
      @kookycoconut 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Same man they're horrifying

    • @ziljin
      @ziljin 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      and there was a few Real Life clown killers too.

    • @Erozegemen
      @Erozegemen 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      B-Dawg The Shiny Zorua Yes, and the clowns too.

    • @kookycoconut
      @kookycoconut 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Kanal Erozegemen ahaa good one

    • @arizonaFIREent
      @arizonaFIREent 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ziljin clowns are not even scary don't be a wuss

  • @shortgiraffe700
    @shortgiraffe700 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    IT + The Haunted Mask = Clown

  • @shutupdodo3686
    @shutupdodo3686 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Why this man sound like bowler hat guy from Meet The Robinson’s

  • @izaktaylor4246
    @izaktaylor4246 6 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    “YOU WANT SOME CEREAL?”
    My favorite quote from the movie...

    • @Arekksuru
      @Arekksuru 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I saw the movie to and said “CHILD DO YOU THINK HE WANTS CEREAL?! yes he wants Captain Crunch new KIDS EDITION! :D

  • @saltystick_99
    @saltystick_99 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Decker's first video to hit 1 Million!!!!
    Let's hecking go

  • @bloodybutterflygaming1242
    @bloodybutterflygaming1242 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    My guess is the "five months of winter" thing is referencing how it used to be that spring and autumn weren't considered their own separate seasons, but rather simply the milder stages of summer and winter.

  • @dasi1009
    @dasi1009 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    It took me .5s to realize it was probably referencing islandic winter and 1minute to learn traditional islandic / Nordic calenders were 26 weeks of winter. Bruh. Come on.

    • @ripthischannel5947
      @ripthischannel5947 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Because everybody knows that....

    • @dasi1009
      @dasi1009 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ripthischannel5947 The content creator who should be doing research on the other hand, should actually know that.

  • @Hi-hg4bg
    @Hi-hg4bg 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Decker: 3 months, not 5
    Minnesotans: am I a joke to you

  • @eddihurta7173
    @eddihurta7173 7 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    Hey the live action Aqua Teen Hunger Force "The Clowning" episode. This must be Carl's cousin or something.

    • @kendall2345ify
      @kendall2345ify 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      best comment ever

    • @macstories8097
      @macstories8097 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      EXACTLY WHAT I THOUGHT! I think the guy who wrote it probably saw that episode! LMAO

    • @exploringjenkins413
      @exploringjenkins413 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Right? Thats all that I could think of watching this.

  • @shortgiraffe700
    @shortgiraffe700 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    The question is did he ever pee?

  • @gavinmc2160
    @gavinmc2160 7 ปีที่แล้ว +174

    Decker to stick with the clown theme you should review Steven kings "IT"

    • @gavinmc2160
      @gavinmc2160 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Could u?

    • @gavinmc2160
      @gavinmc2160 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Or stand by me

    • @smqieh
      @smqieh 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      FluffyNinja 67 I dont want to be rude but its " Stephen King" but you are right in a way, you pronounce it as "Steven King".

  • @charlieraeasmr3654
    @charlieraeasmr3654 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    who doesn’t love some kid deaths and rainbow blood???

    • @ruppelspoopels
      @ruppelspoopels 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Magic Lime the suit wants to eat boys...

  • @MrAnimater_Vr
    @MrAnimater_Vr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    But mom I wanna watch IT!
    But we have IT at home
    IT at home:

    • @crawlcreeper1252
      @crawlcreeper1252 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Kid: ok this works as good shit to

    • @scouttrooper7804
      @scouttrooper7804 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Good one good one Also this clown just eats kids physically but IT feasts on the fear of the children

  • @Justmyhandle
    @Justmyhandle 7 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    Despite my weak stomach for graphic child murder, overall, I enjoyed *Clown* as a callback to classic cheesy, dumb, over-the-top B-horror films. While it is as dark at points as Roth's usual work, I don't think it was meant to be taken too seriously.

    • @zeusayala
      @zeusayala 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It doesn't show tho

  • @bigladjosephstalin9447
    @bigladjosephstalin9447 7 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    Good gore. First time I've cringed at gore at a movie. The wrist

    • @drewcashflow8001
      @drewcashflow8001 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Big Lad Joseph Stalin i totally twitched

    • @Sterls_yt
      @Sterls_yt 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The nose really got me 😫

    • @filmnerd1871
      @filmnerd1871 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The nose made me look away, first time I ever looked away in a movie

    • @detroitlionking9659
      @detroitlionking9659 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You never watch any saws or final destinations?

    • @ripthischannel5947
      @ripthischannel5947 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "Good gore" yea you totally don't sound like a future serial killer in the making.

  • @russiandrago821
    @russiandrago821 7 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    Why do kids like clowns, not only do they look STUPID but their terrifying.

    • @kgpspyguy
      @kgpspyguy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      They don't...they DON'T like clowns. No child has EVER liked clowns. Grownups just won't listen.

    • @BiggaMyMan
      @BiggaMyMan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      They arent scary lol

    • @timothyclark1754
      @timothyclark1754 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      They're

    • @MrAnimater_Vr
      @MrAnimater_Vr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@kgpspyguy I was a weird kid because I liked clowns lol, best part of the circus

    • @adrianroque6990
      @adrianroque6990 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      kgpspyguy I like clowns lol I'm 20 now and I still think clowns are the shit

  • @isaiahp.4609
    @isaiahp.4609 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Pennywise’s idiotic and hungry demon cousin costume.

    • @luisbalbuena6563
      @luisbalbuena6563 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      No brother

    • @AR_KILLER-tf5te
      @AR_KILLER-tf5te 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      This monster was the Pennywise before Pennywise. I mean the 2017 remake.

  • @seabear3100
    @seabear3100 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The very first video that introduced me to you Decker. Years later, still one of my classics to look on. Thank you Decker for the great content.

  • @marcoa.deluna3906
    @marcoa.deluna3906 7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    16:32 is it me because in that moment when clown demon speaks he sound like savitar god of speed from flash cw.

    • @apeman6059
      @apeman6059 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      He really sound alot like him 💯

  • @varan-1999
    @varan-1999 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I thought it really reminded me of that one episode of goosebumps where the mask progressively becomes the person's actual head

    • @chevaski9665
      @chevaski9665 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Micah Johnson the haunted mask

  • @AGreen-ug9oi
    @AGreen-ug9oi 7 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    I found the cloyne reference on Wikipedia. I don't know if it was there before or after the movie but apparently the way it's described in the movie, it is the actual legend. Also it's Nordic. Maybe it is colder - winter - there for five months (five kids). Anyway, it was a pretty good movie, if a little by the numbers.

    • @UltimateThanos
      @UltimateThanos 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Where exactly was it?

    • @animefan2454
      @animefan2454 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They say it was based on kramous.

  • @marianos.3975
    @marianos.3975 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The "Mr. Clown" from Robby actually made me almost cry.

  • @alex._.4303
    @alex._.4303 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    I’m laughing so hard right now- the one who ended up sacrificing himself is my boyfriend- he’s fifteen now but all the reviews are hilarious to me

    • @dagrassyboi4745
      @dagrassyboi4745 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      they sacrificed themselves? I don't remember when that happened, do you?

    • @Sundowner13
      @Sundowner13 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dagrassyboi4745 15:43

  • @georgejohnson3084
    @georgejohnson3084 7 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    hey decker I've got an idea for your summer special this year, THE SUMMER OF M NIGHT SHYAMALAN!!!

    • @jaredbeilstein209
      @jaredbeilstein209 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      George Johnson Ah, three good movies, one okay movie, and The Last Airbender version 1-9

    • @alexandresobreiramartins9461
      @alexandresobreiramartins9461 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Which is the third good and the OK one? Signs and The Village? Because for me, after Unbreakable they're all horrible. I like The Village's atmosphere in the beginning, but it turns out to be as bad as all the others. And Signs is one of the most terrible movies I've seen, starting the Shyamalan trend of Shyamalizing his actors into complete bland emotionlessness.

    • @jaredbeilstein209
      @jaredbeilstein209 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Alexandre Martins the third movie is Split, which was actually good, and the okay one was indeed Signs. It's just my opinion on that one though.

    • @BaconBotVbeta
      @BaconBotVbeta 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jared Beilstein please no...

  • @leightonwinter9243
    @leightonwinter9243 7 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    2 reviews in a week. happy days

  • @GungraveFreak
    @GungraveFreak 7 ปีที่แล้ว +147

    Haunted Mask anyone?

  • @loki1456
    @loki1456 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The Chuck E. Cheese scene is one of the best horror moments I've seen in awhile.

  • @oddeyes9413
    @oddeyes9413 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Some of these people didn't read the *Horror Movie Survivor's Guide* and it shows.

  • @Blisterdude123
    @Blisterdude123 7 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    Eli Roth?
    ...oh dear.

  • @rudolphramirez9770
    @rudolphramirez9770 7 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    you should review Stitches

    • @deathshadowdeath776
      @deathshadowdeath776 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Rudolph Ramirez fuck that movie my brother is scarred for live because of the movie

    • @rudolphramirez9770
      @rudolphramirez9770 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Alex Wilson it's a horror movie it has some dark comedy in it

    • @leonkavanaghfilmography965
      @leonkavanaghfilmography965 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah, it was directed by Conor McMahon a guy who went to the same college course as me and stars a guy who was in my college class!

    • @MC-lg8uf
      @MC-lg8uf 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Rudolph Ramirez he should

    • @btslover-mj5mz
      @btslover-mj5mz 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Rudolph Ramirez hell nah it's not even scary

  • @CassDaMan1138
    @CassDaMan1138 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    this is like that one Aqua Team Hunger Force episode where Carl got turned into a clown biologically.

  • @Zeromancer0
    @Zeromancer0 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    This movie is highly underrated man. I want to see it when i have time the effects story are all original and im so glad it doesn't shy away from the kills. This is the movie horror needed.

  • @Green532nm1
    @Green532nm1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    7:47
    The word "clown" in Icelandic, Norwegian, Swedish, Danish and Finnish, respectively, according to Google Translate:
    trúður
    klovn
    clown
    klovn
    klovni
    How strange.

  • @reevesavage
    @reevesavage 7 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    well that was an odd take on the Haunted Mask from Goosebumps...

    • @blazinpuffs
      @blazinpuffs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Came here to say this.b

    • @raincloud1313
      @raincloud1313 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That movie could use a remake tbh

    • @markfrancis1210
      @markfrancis1210 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I also got a haunted mask vibe from this movie

    • @theirishpotato6588
      @theirishpotato6588 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@raincloud1313 no

  • @cloudy7868
    @cloudy7868 7 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    The kid that died at the motel was funny af 😭😂😂😂

    • @educatedscum5306
      @educatedscum5306 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      FaZe Cloudy he was sweet

    • @ant-pn3vg
      @ant-pn3vg 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That scene and the chuck e cheese scene fucking killed me so much I couldn't I had nightmares for months

    • @hotdogfillings
      @hotdogfillings 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@ant-pn3vg same, sometimes when i go to places like that i always keep an eye on my lil sis

  • @andrisigfus
    @andrisigfus 7 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    In iceland its 5 months

  • @johnathonmarquez7676
    @johnathonmarquez7676 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The whole thing about the clown suit also reminds me of the goosebumps book "The Haunted Mask" where the haunted Halloween mask becomes your actual face

  • @Venator2015
    @Venator2015 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Don’t know why the logical conclusion to “wig has become hair” wasn’t just “oh thank god I can go to any barber to shave this shit off”

  • @potman4204
    @potman4204 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I feel bad for Kent I mean all he was trynna do was be a good dad and make sure his son had a good birthday but instead he fucked himself over by wearing the costume

    • @memebasterd1080
      @memebasterd1080 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Pot Man420 true :(

    • @alyssagerasimov5917
      @alyssagerasimov5917 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Me to,I'm sad he turns into a clown and wants to eat his son:(

  • @deltaprime3509
    @deltaprime3509 7 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    Good review decker I hope you can squeeze in a review of Stephen King's it because would love to see a video by you done on it, no pun intended.

  • @challengegamer1214
    @challengegamer1214 7 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    The best personality with the best Mustash

  • @AndresA.pineda
    @AndresA.pineda 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    He does in fact have the best hair

  • @aidsdan8963
    @aidsdan8963 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I see why this is number 1 on popular. Seen this many times. Decker, you made this video commentary really good and funny too. The movie seems good by me watching this review. In fact, watching reviews you made, made me watch the movies and mostly like due to you. This is my favorite video on your channel. The video I have watched most. I don't know if you take people's comments about your look and hair style as insults and I highly doubt that the commenters mean it as insults but you are a genuine rockstar about being a TH-camr. Can not wait for the future of your channel!

  • @joshswain6495
    @joshswain6495 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Hey, that's the guy that directed Spiderman homecoming, nice

  • @superdj7719
    @superdj7719 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Only thing i have to say, the extra blood everywhere is from mr.clown's hands as he sulks around

  • @EpicCamraMan
    @EpicCamraMan 7 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    this channel deserves more subs

    • @TheJurnalyst
      @TheJurnalyst 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Take it to subway...

  • @LovlyHorror
    @LovlyHorror 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    In fairness, and this is coming from someone who grew up in Alaska, I can attest that when you are that close to the Arctic Circle, winter tends to be abnormally long. I've never been to Iceland, so I can't say if winter there is five months long, but I don't have much trouble believing it.

  • @AMMAZZARE
    @AMMAZZARE 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Styxhexenhammer666 takes off his glasses and thinks we don’t recognize him

  • @augustmoviereviewer
    @augustmoviereviewer 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Considering your show takes one week to make and, the average 22 minute run time it would work as a television show

  • @thenemesis1290
    @thenemesis1290 7 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    One more child and you Will get a free account

    • @Labyethan
      @Labyethan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      One more child and you can get your Fortnite account back.

    • @markpugh6808
      @markpugh6808 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Was that Jimmy Saviles offer to the BBC

  • @SchmoeGoldman
    @SchmoeGoldman 7 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    This guy looks like Jesus

    • @maxx115
      @maxx115 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's because he is Jesus.

    • @helixmoore7636
      @helixmoore7636 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@maxx115 🤣🤣🤣

    • @james_jl2163
      @james_jl2163 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      RandomTH-camr he is jesus

  • @BewegteBilderrahmen
    @BewegteBilderrahmen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The melody of the beginning scenes of the movie is a sped up off-key version of “mad world“ by Tears for Fears

  • @gizmorazaar
    @gizmorazaar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This is like if someone was given the book/movie "IT" in a different language, then told to create an origin for the movie monster.

  • @robertevans1854
    @robertevans1854 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    IT'S NOT JUST PALE SKIN DON'T YOU SEE THE SMILE AND EYE SCARS? i know you've seen the hair

  • @channeldiscontinued4785
    @channeldiscontinued4785 7 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    next month review the lost tapes tv series

    • @iguanaboi3921
      @iguanaboi3921 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Brock Vanzandt YASSDJSSSYSYZYSYG!!!!!

    • @wd3185
      @wd3185 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Brock Vanzandt Yes, Decker, please! I love that show!!

    • @invadernav3422
      @invadernav3422 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Brock Vanzandt I loved that show!

    • @varan-1999
      @varan-1999 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      I remember suggesting this on an earlier video, and I still stand by that

    • @jungshookowo2073
      @jungshookowo2073 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      U mean 13 reasons why

  • @Awprtunist
    @Awprtunist 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I love this channel because it reminds me of earlier TheNostalgiaCritic, and that makes me very happy.

  • @camdenscaramelnuggets1370
    @camdenscaramelnuggets1370 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    8:14 "Number 1." Holds up 2 fingers

  • @bittersweetJADE_
    @bittersweetJADE_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    @Decker Shado did u hear Gregg’s brother scream at 1:21 cuz u can clearly hear it if u know how Greg’s brother screams

  • @it_lonnie3699
    @it_lonnie3699 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    So this movie is it but you become the clown and the loser club dies cause the kids that died is the same amount as the loser club

  • @ptxeking552
    @ptxeking552 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I accidentally clicked on this video and I want him to narrorate my life

  • @Jer_Bearz
    @Jer_Bearz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I actually enjoyed this movie it was actually one of the better recent horror movies I've seen because it scared me alot which is what most horror movies don't have an affect on me now.I will admit this movie is a 4/10 as I hated alot of parts and there were some inconsistencies.

  • @realsitu6602
    @realsitu6602 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    This is a Pretty, Decent Movie

  • @gormdor
    @gormdor 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Bruh, I totally forgot this was a thing. I remember that trailer now, and hearing Eli Roth's name and all that, but I never knew they made a legit movie. Nice.

  • @orchetrance3230
    @orchetrance3230 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Decker, would you be willing to review Attack the Block?

    • @drewmiller8784
      @drewmiller8784 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Orchetrance THAT MOVIE IS SO SICK I LOVED IT I WANNA SEE THIS HAPPEN

    • @XenoTronusWeePoo850
      @XenoTronusWeePoo850 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Attack the Block was lit!

  • @user-dr2yz8um3d
    @user-dr2yz8um3d 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    freaky as hell of a movielove the gore and the scary biology of the cursed clown costume

  • @gavinmc2160
    @gavinmc2160 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I'm cringing right now just noticed I spelled Stephen king wrong I said Steven

  • @Gothicah
    @Gothicah 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Came to add to the Mil, congrats bud you earned these views!

  • @gizmorazaar
    @gizmorazaar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    A slight correction, Iceland actually has a slightly longer winter, I believe it starts in October for them. So while in the general sense you were right about it being only 3 months in most locations, Iceland does in fact have 5 months of winter.

  • @mrlilmackillersgaming6782
    @mrlilmackillersgaming6782 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Him: winter only last 3 months
    Me: hahaha if you think that you have never been to Michigan

    • @angelam3380
      @angelam3380 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mrlilmackiller's Gaming haha right ...I just had a week with an almost 70 degree day followed by the next day of freezing rain and snow. ...oh yes ..Michigan. yay!!

    • @UltimateThanos
      @UltimateThanos 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Or Colorado. Or Wisconsin. Or Minnesota. Or the entirety of Canada.

    • @mrlilmackillersgaming6782
      @mrlilmackillersgaming6782 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lycan Seijin also true

  • @victorkempe5661
    @victorkempe5661 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I saw this movie with my friend its freaking awesome very underrated imo

  • @johnnypimpinz5202
    @johnnypimpinz5202 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    You’re like a combination of Frank Zappa and weird Al, with a dash of nostalgia Critic.

  • @johnmcclure40
    @johnmcclure40 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Maybe the two bloodstains were from another random killer who was at the Chucky cheeze.

  • @stevegoldy2196
    @stevegoldy2196 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Congrats on reaching 1m views... much deserved! and remember... your'e awesome