I would pay full price and purchase the book over again for this to be how an entire audiobook version would be presented. Golden delivery sir well done
......Annnnd a cheezy b grade 'Canned Beans' commercial. I was like ten or 11 when it came on t.v. and I didn't know what to think. I didn't know whether to Love it or hate it, but I gotta' admit, I am sure I cringed quite a bit. I remember basically feeling let down but I could even tell as a little kid that there was some serious sheeeyit going down in KISS @ the time. I could FEEEEEL it. Lol
Peter is basically the Lying 🤥 "old timer" at a AA meeting. He has the same boring stories, he LIES about sobriety . Criss is truly a pathetic beta, he got so lucky and blew it. Obnoxious new Yorker with napoleon complex and a brain 🧠 fried from coke
The kiss autobiographies are a treasure trove of hillarity. Just so many funny, absurd, ridiculous stories. Like Vinny Vincent dumping his bowl of soup back into the community bowl. It pissed them off so bad.
Peter Criss came from abject poverty in his early life, he had natural talent and a great voice, his contributions to KISS in their early years were immense. Yet his addictions and entitled attitude wore him down by late '79. No doubt the burgeoning 'Gene and Paul show' had a great deal to do with it. I can see his disbelief in "the Phantom of the Park" film, in-earnest it was a shyte movie for the time more akin to something you would watch on a Saturday morning cartoon for 30 minutes. Despite his imperfections Peter Criss will always be the original 'Catman' whom was a big part of the 'Fab Masked Four' of the 70s.
After Gene and Paul's books, figured it's good to get the other side of the story. Wow. He confirms the worst of what they said, and then added even worse stuff.
This has got to be one of the funniest things I've ever heard.🤣😄 But seriously, its kewl to hear Peter's version of this story. All four members have a take on what happened. So it's kinda kewl to get all four sides. I think all four of these guys are as arrogant as f. But I still love KISS to death. Always will.
Having read this book, I got excited the second I heard voice you were narrarating this in. I couldn't wait til the tally me banana part and it was even more priceless than I expected lol. My god
These Peter Criss audio's are gold! Will you be doing more audio excerpts from the book with the embellished NY accent like this? I've been checking back for weeks to see if more of these had been made and uploaded, these Peter audio's are brilliant! More of these please!
Appreciate it man, my computer got fucked up, I'm going to upload some stuff as soon as I get it back from Geek Squad possibly in a few days here lol. I'll have a Peter vid for sure
"I realized that I was out of control, I had lost my fuckin' mind, and I was fuckin' up the show" LMAOOOOOOOO this is incredible. I would absolutely buy the audio version of this book if the narration was done in this voice.
in the movie, Peter was clearly re-dubbed by professional voice actor Michael bell. peter said it was his actual voice if you listen to peters voice at the time he sounds nothing like he did in the movie.
shit cracked me up think about it grown men dressed like that blown out if there mind.they all agree ace talked like a Parrott.hilarious. I was like 8-9 .remember even then thinking what is this shit.came on Sunday after Battlestar Galactica 1978
Years later and this is still the funniest thing I’ve ever heard. Was in tears laughing at this last night. ONE TIME SHE ASKED ME TA FOOK HER WIT MY MAKEUP ON
I thought the movie was pretty cool when I was young, and it first came out. Thinking about it now. It should have destroyed KISS. They was on top of the world when they were together!! Look at them now. If I had the chance to meet any of them it would have to be Ace, and Peter. Paul, and Gene just keep playing their old songs. Like I said before. KISS died the day Ace, and Peter were no longer in the band.
All he has to do is just listen to himself...or read his own words and THINK. You seriously wonder why Gene and Paul didn't like you? Not saying they were saints...but geez
What's amazing about Peter Criss is that, though the least talented of all 4 as a songwriter, and just an adequate drummer, he was probably scoring as many women as Gene. Ace was basically to stoned or drunk, and Paul was more of a diva. Peter in his 30s was screwing a girl who was in her early 20s. Respect for the Catman!
Howdy do. This is Peter McCallister, the father. I'd like a hotel room please, with an extra large bed, a TV, and one of those little refrigerators you have to open with a key. Credit card?
When I was a kid, I got the Kissology Trilogy and thought the film was good. But now when I look at it today, it's terrible. That makes me look back on my childhood going, "Why the hell did I like this movie?"
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It sounds like it's being read by the black stand-in for Ace Frehley.
Who was playing his role in the film.
LMAO
Oh god your comment made me piss myself.
LMAO, you're wrong for this, but dear God, it's funny as hell.
Ha....
Seems Rocky is mad with Kiss
He couldn't cut it as a roadie.
Vinny Barbarino is a great narrator.
Wha? Where?
@@ClarenceFisher What? He pretends to be Peter?
Wa the fuk?
Hahahaha!
Ayy! Up yah nose wit a rubbah hose!
Peter Criss was Andrew Dice Clay this WHOLE TIME!!?? 😱
Not his voice.
I *KNEW IT*
i think peter thought the wolfman and Dracula were real people
I would pay full price and purchase the book over again for this to be how an entire audiobook version would be presented. Golden delivery sir well done
Same here
this is absolutely the most fookin amazing thing ive ever heard.please do more
It’s a cross between “A hard days night” and “Star Wars”.
alen Parra “Sounds cool”..lol 🤣.
More like Star Trek. 👍
@@SeenACowSki Not even close.
......Annnnd a cheezy b grade 'Canned Beans' commercial. I was like ten or 11 when it came on t.v. and I didn't know what to think. I didn't know whether to Love it or hate it, but I gotta' admit, I am sure I cringed quite a bit. I remember basically feeling let down but I could even tell as a little kid that there was some serious sheeeyit going down in KISS @ the time. I could FEEEEEL it. Lol
I think KISS should make a movie about how they made this movie. It would be a great comedy.
Kiss meets the phantom is the best worst movie ever made
"My Whisker's were All askew!" 🤣🤣🤣
Absolutely killed me
Peter’s side of the story is the best!!!
Peter is basically the Lying 🤥 "old timer" at a AA meeting. He has the same boring stories, he LIES about sobriety . Criss is truly a pathetic beta, he got so lucky and blew it. Obnoxious new Yorker with napoleon complex and a brain 🧠 fried from coke
This is my 4th time listening to this... Me and my chick laugh so hard we almost pass out ..
it cracked me, and i already read the book but voiceover is damn funny.
Ehhh, fook u
Does she know that you refer to her as your “chick”? If so, bravo
The kiss autobiographies are a treasure trove of hillarity. Just so many funny, absurd, ridiculous stories. Like Vinny Vincent dumping his bowl of soup back into the community bowl. It pissed them off so bad.
Your voiceovers have me rolling!
More peter videos, please!
I’m rolling laughing with the voice over! I’m subscribing! 😂😂😂
Sounds very british - almost.
@@tieukhavu8832 + British? What part of England are you talking about.
@@PerpetualArt No, it depends on his accent.
@@tieukhavu8832 + I don't understand what you mean.
Criss should have been an actor. He would have been perfect in Goodfellas or the Sopranos.
He was in a few episodes of HBO's OZ
Don't ever, EVER insult the Wolfman or the Mummy!
This is the job placement center ad for mob witness relocation program.
It's like a Marsalas Wallace "Pulp Fiction" reading of Peter Criss. Funny!
Marcellus fuck! Marsala is the drink
My whiskas were all askew haha
This is hilarious. Ace started going arr arr arrr! Lmfao 🤣
Peter Criss came from abject poverty in his early life, he had natural talent and a great voice, his contributions to KISS in their early years were immense. Yet his addictions and entitled attitude wore him down by late '79. No doubt the burgeoning 'Gene and Paul show' had a great deal to do with it. I can see his disbelief in "the Phantom of the Park" film, in-earnest it was a shyte movie for the time more akin to something you would watch on a Saturday morning cartoon for 30 minutes. Despite his imperfections Peter Criss will always be the original 'Catman' whom was a big part of the 'Fab Masked Four' of the 70s.
This isn't Peter or Peter's story. It's Ace's black body double
Well, at least catman didn't whine on like Paul did in his later chapters of the book.
LOL. Yes he did. 😆
Yep he became a drummer because he was a rebel.....mind you it helped that Lydia worked and paid all the bills for many years .
After Gene and Paul's books, figured it's good to get the other side of the story. Wow. He confirms the worst of what they said, and then added even worse stuff.
This has got to be one of the funniest things I've ever heard.🤣😄
But seriously, its kewl to hear Peter's version of this story. All four members have a take on what happened. So it's kinda kewl to get all four sides. I think all four of these guys are as arrogant as f. But I still love KISS to death. Always will.
The sad part is that he basically confirms all of the worst things said about him by the others.
@@Joybuzzard What I was thinking too!
"... it's nine inches..."
Im surprized dat Peta didn't win da fuckin akadamy awardz.
Peter Criss: the drummer of KISS and honorary stuntman!
This is so awesome, it suits Peter Criss so much are there any more of these?
Having read this book, I got excited the second I heard voice you were narrarating this in. I couldn't wait til the tally me banana part and it was even more priceless than I expected lol. My god
Andrew Dice Clay reading this while taking a shit in an empty bathroom?
That was his problem. He thought he was a star instead of taking advantage of Paul and Gene’s coattails!
These Peter Criss audio's are gold! Will you be doing more audio excerpts from the book with the embellished NY accent like this? I've been checking back for weeks to see if more of these had been made and uploaded, these Peter audio's are brilliant! More of these please!
Appreciate it man, my computer got fucked up, I'm going to upload some stuff as soon as I get it back from Geek Squad possibly in a few days here lol. I'll have a Peter vid for sure
awesome man, i can't wait for some more of these!
this voice over is great!! better than the original.
phil anselmo- after this do an impression of ace and read his book........ROCK N ROOLLLLL!!....lol....
you better nail aces voice lol
all he has to do is not sleep for about 3 days.
Yo! I'm Petey from Brooklyn, how ya doin'?
If you read all 4 books by the members of KISS, Peter’s is the most honest despite his bullshit about being a “victim”.
"I realized that I was out of control, I had lost my fuckin' mind, and I was fuckin' up the show" LMAOOOOOOOO this is incredible. I would absolutely buy the audio version of this book if the narration was done in this voice.
Absolutely no one:
Peter: 🤌🤌
This is pure gold!! Make more of these please!
Ace and Peter were totally bombed out of their minds.
in the movie, Peter was clearly re-dubbed by professional voice actor Michael bell. peter said it was his actual voice if you listen to peters voice at the time he sounds nothing like he did in the movie.
This was so hilarious. A horrible Brooklyn accent, etc. Funny asf.
My whiskers were askew....
All the proof I need to believe the book was ghost written.
Keith Novinski if you believe that you don't fukn know Cat. this is pure Criscuola stile God bless him.
shit cracked me up think about it grown men dressed like that blown out if there mind.they all agree ace talked like a Parrott.hilarious. I was like 8-9 .remember even then thinking what is this shit.came on Sunday after Battlestar Galactica 1978
This guy's voice is DA BEST!
Years later and this is still the funniest thing I’ve ever heard. Was in tears laughing at this last night.
ONE TIME SHE ASKED ME TA FOOK HER WIT MY MAKEUP ON
ma whiskas was all askew
Lmao!!! That goofy voice along with the story is hilarious
Jason Douglas hahaha. This guy should read all of them! It’s well funny!!!
I thought the movie was pretty cool when I was young, and it first came out. Thinking about it now. It should have destroyed KISS. They was on top of the world when they were together!! Look at them now. If I had the chance to meet any of them it would have to be Ace, and Peter. Paul, and Gene just keep playing their old songs. Like I said before. KISS died the day Ace, and Peter were no longer in the band.
All he has to do is just listen to himself...or read his own words and THINK. You seriously wonder why Gene and Paul didn't like you? Not saying they were saints...but geez
What's amazing about Peter Criss is that, though the least talented of all 4 as a songwriter, and just an adequate drummer, he was probably scoring as many women as Gene. Ace was basically to stoned or drunk, and Paul was more of a diva. Peter in his 30s was screwing a girl who was in her early 20s. Respect for the Catman!
Andrew dice clay is a kiss fan?
This is so cool and funny i love hearing these great KISS stories
This was recorded with the same equipment from those gene audiobook clips
Please put this on SNL.. that voice ....so funny....makes me live KISS even more...
I'll do the Weekend Update in Peter's voice
The awfulness of this mangling of the audio book has convinced me that I need to buy and read Peter's book.
I haven't laughed so hard since I've seen Eddie Murphy Delirious..... this shit is fucking priceless oh my God!!
Oh shit! I didn't know Tony Danza was in Kiss telling his stories about that movie they made
Who's the boss?
I lost my foookin mind.
Peter Criss' autobio... As read by DeNiro from Casino.
Sounds more like Sly Stallone from the first Rocky film.
@@minooch5670 + definitely.
Why Am I discovering this channel only now ? This is the funniest shit ever.
I keep coming back for the voice over...hilarious.
I couldn't stop laughing Hilarious Tears are actually coming down my face
Andrew Dice Clay? Lol
This is awesome! Peter is cooler than I thought!
Great job! Thanks for these.... I anticipate the whole audio book.
You're an Italian tank Rock! Roll over em!
I love this voiceover. Please do more
are we supposed to believe this is Peter Criss?
Guys got a way of telling a story that's second to none
Howdy do. This is Peter McCallister, the father. I'd like a hotel room please, with an extra large bed, a TV, and one of those little refrigerators you have to open with a key. Credit card?
Paulie Vario reads Makeup to Breakup....
Im back..back in the new york groove
this is fucking gold. Double Platinum, even
Eric The Midget would have been a better choice for reading this.
AWESOME WAS HOPING YOU'D POST ANOTHER "CATMAAN" VIDEO!!! LOVE IT, KEEP GOING!!!!
One more chapter!!! You got me Rollin!
Now we were just buffoons lol
It's tony cappuccino from 18th ave. doing the voice over lol!
It's 9 inches.
where can you get this audiobook from? I can't find it
"Without them we are just ordinary guys"
sounds like Ving Rhames from Pulp Fiction .....I love this , dude
This actually has me screaming 😭😭
I believe every word(most) of this😂😂
This is so awesome! More!!
Peter is a cool sounding black guy!
Hilarious. Peter's "dark period"!!!!
This can’t be real. But it sounds real (the story).
When I was a kid, I got the Kissology Trilogy and thought the film was good. But now when I look at it today, it's terrible. That makes me look back on my childhood going, "Why the hell did I like this movie?"
What a laugh! Peter Criss plays in a band that dresses up like cartoon characters and he complains about Kiss in cartoony movie!
I wish you could read the whole book I cant stop laughing
More videos coming soon brother. Thank you
love the NYC accent! good job
phil anselmo- you kind of sound like a combination of gene and paul here lol
Damn reese i didnt think youd still be uploading. Btw “Its been a while”
The audio sounds terrible. It doesn't sound like Peter Criss
This is great. I'm still laughing
“Peter Criss complains…” Yep.
"13 for a dozen"
So, the movie was actually a cover for the mafia