Top 18 Food & Beverage SCPS

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    SCP-2941 - CanaryFarmer
    SCP-1863 - Ihp
    SCP-156 - Oresthin
    SCP-207 - Aeish
    SCP-1335 - barbequedsteak
    SCP-1794 - Dead Spectra
    SCP-1354 - Enresshou
    SCP-1916 - Smapti
    SCP-643 - Roget
    SCP-757 - DrMocha
    SCP-871 - SeiBai
    SCP-971 - Dj Suptic
    SCP-109 - Kain Pathos Crow
    SCP-261 - Dr Gears
    SCP-348 - Zyn
    SCP-377 - Dave Rapp
    SCP-458 - Palhinuk / TheDuckman / thedeadlymoose
    SCP -294 - far2 / Dr Denizen Nomad
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    *Contents*
    00:00 - Intro
    01:38 - SCP 1916 - (Dr Wondertainment's Zero-G Whizz Moon Rocks)
    04:08 - SCP 643 - (Irresistable Chocolate)
    06:00 - SCP 1335 - (Mysterious Fortune Cookie)
    07:25 - SCP 156 - (Pomegranates)
    10:34 - SCP 207 - (Cola Brand Drinks)
    13:40 - SCP 377 - (La Choy Real Fortune Cookies)
    15:56 - SCP 757 - (The Fruit Producing Tree)
    19:52 - SCP 2941 - (Ever Growing Fruit & Vegetables)
    23:49 - SCP 971 - (Quick Food Menu)
    27:02 - SCP 1354 - (Alphabet Soup)
    29:24 - SCP 261 - (Japanese Magic Vending Machine)
    33:11 - SCP 348 - (White Bowl)
    35:30 - SCP 1794 - (Sentient Grapefruit)
    37:58 - SCP 109 - (Unlimited Canteen)
    40:00 - SCP 294 - (The Drink Machine)
    42:22 - SCP 1863 - (Lime Liftoff & Sarsaparilla Cream)
    46:53 - SCP 458 - (Infinite Pizza)
    48:25 - SCP 871 - (Replicating Cakes)
    52:02 - (Staff Credits)
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  • @TatsTopVideos
    @TatsTopVideos  7 ปีที่แล้ว +560

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    NDL and Pyfer were unavailable for recording at the given time. For the past month actually. Some people don't like their voices thinking they overdo it. This list wasn't intended to be scary, more informational.

    • @MONSTER743
      @MONSTER743 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Ask SCP-682?! Holy SHIT I'm so excited!!! :D

    • @luciferthewolf785
      @luciferthewolf785 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      nailed it

    • @papitofuentes6244
      @papitofuentes6244 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Cmon, you gotta let Pyfer narrate in comedy lists! :(

    • @CharlesA2
      @CharlesA2 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Did you find a model for 682 yet? Or are you still looking?

    • @TatsTopVideos
      @TatsTopVideos  7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      BANG KOK
      still haven't found a model yet. Unless someone ports one from the game, onto the Workshop.

  • @Mint-Lynx
    @Mint-Lynx 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2016

    I like SCP-458, it doesn't want to snap necks, it doesn't want to exterminate humanity, it doesn't want to bring the apocalypse, all it wants to do is provide a free endless supply of pizza for whoever wants pizza.

    • @unluckycatfish6866
      @unluckycatfish6866 7 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      and ez mony for anyone who wants to sell it

    • @cthulhubecausewhynot1182
      @cthulhubecausewhynot1182 7 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      Best SCP ever

    • @yeehaw27
      @yeehaw27 7 ปีที่แล้ว +152

      The best ones are the ones in the break room lol

    • @MaybeNotARobot
      @MaybeNotARobot 7 ปีที่แล้ว +186

      SCP-458
      Object class: Cool

    • @yeehaw27
      @yeehaw27 7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      +Pieter Peter yo I don't really want panda meat but you do you bruh

  • @supertrain1236
    @supertrain1236 6 ปีที่แล้ว +649

    *_"You are a hideous cube."_*

  • @Mio_Lila
    @Mio_Lila 6 ปีที่แล้ว +356

    when people in white lab coats think you're a hideous cube

    • @SCPShyGuy
      @SCPShyGuy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Dr4G0N_BoY Be4rd3D ; Hello. Peanut and I would be happy to help. Tell us the coordinates and we will ki- *I MEAN* attack.

    • @bunbunnbunnybun
      @bunbunnbunnybun 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Fat melon: *sad melon noises*

    • @notjebbutstillakerbal
      @notjebbutstillakerbal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      O O F

  • @OctoberRust02
    @OctoberRust02 6 ปีที่แล้ว +434

    "You are a hideous cube."
    Oof.
    "You should be hurled into the trash."
    Double oof.

    • @theotherkimmy6232
      @theotherkimmy6232 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      FATALITY

    • @JoetheDilo1917
      @JoetheDilo1917 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      "You are a hideous cube"
      my teammates when i disguise as melon on Minecraft hide'n'seek

    • @joshualarue6736
      @joshualarue6736 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Why are they so mean to the fruits and vegetables. ☹️

    • @suzielamb5547
      @suzielamb5547 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@joshualarue6736 they will get massive and cause major damage.

    • @SpiffoGaming
      @SpiffoGaming 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Angry watermelon noises

  • @gamingphysics1500
    @gamingphysics1500 7 ปีที่แล้ว +879

    A horrifying creature that can pass through solid objects and drags you into a pocket dimension to slowly kill you.
    A stone figure that moves when being looked at, snapping your neck and killing you nearly instantly.
    A sentient eggplant.

    • @annaoop8336
      @annaoop8336 6 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Gaming Physics You mean:
      *a stone statue that is capable of moving when not in the area of sight that will snap your neck when not looked at.

    • @portal6347
      @portal6347 6 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Concrete not stone

    • @boxtank5288
      @boxtank5288 6 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Gaming Physics cake that regenerates indefinitely and can wipe out Humanity in 80 Days if allowed to replicate indefinitely.

    • @glb317
      @glb317 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      An unkillable crocodile that could end the world and hates humanity

    • @tricksor6589
      @tricksor6589 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      A horrifying humanoid with no mass capable of running faster than a jet and tearing you to shreds when looked at

  • @gokubread2733
    @gokubread2733 7 ปีที่แล้ว +363

    warning this video contains:
    -delicious food
    -scary food
    -magic food
    -and delirious food
    viewer discretion advice

  • @pippo17173
    @pippo17173 6 ปีที่แล้ว +994

    God I would love that pizza box. Unlimited pizza all day every day.

    • @cursedgamer2778
      @cursedgamer2778 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      D.DoT-Z along with stupidity because your not thinking at a wide enough scale.

    • @cursedgamer2778
      @cursedgamer2778 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      so *you're* insecure too.

    • @Xeo_Aligarde
      @Xeo_Aligarde 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Infinite cheesiness! Accompanied with infinite Carbs... which is fair enough.

    • @sewerboio_0
      @sewerboio_0 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Cursed Gamer Im sorry to much for you to handle

    • @lebronthegoat3670
      @lebronthegoat3670 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      it's also your favorite pizza dont forget about that

  • @MultiClevername
    @MultiClevername 6 ปีที่แล้ว +387

    Just think about it, it must be so messed up that a highly secretive institution has you going through corridors and professionally sealed doors with guards 24/7 just so you and two other guys that had criminal records to just eat a whole cake.

    • @candy5680
      @candy5680 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Lol

    • @spookieboogi6161
      @spookieboogi6161 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      MultiClevername best crime I ever committed I’d be like oh no this sucks whatever will I do can I get some milk this cake rocks

    • @cagefreequeso300
      @cagefreequeso300 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Thats what we call a W homie

    • @jedimasterchunky4116
      @jedimasterchunky4116 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Guard: EAT THE CAKE!!!
      Criminal #1: But....I'm allergic to eggs....
      Guard: *kills first criminal* You eat the ca-
      Criminal #2: *scarfs down whole cake to avoid getting shot*
      Criminal #3: wtf......

    • @thecreation3892
      @thecreation3892 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Hmmm... r these cakes dangerous when there's starving children in Africa that would be delighted to eat these? Maybe the foundation could use the transfer of those cakes over there XD #Horrorlogic

  • @augustmoviereviewer
    @augustmoviereviewer 7 ปีที่แล้ว +197

    Imagine writing the headstone for someone who ate SCP-156. John Smith: Born 1950, Died: 1980, 1981, 1982, 1983, 1984, 1985, 1986, 1987

    • @TheCumGod
      @TheCumGod 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Woah woah woah, 1897? Did John Smith time travel that time?

    • @augustmoviereviewer
      @augustmoviereviewer 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh crap! Maybe........

    • @fire_flower4254
      @fire_flower4254 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      that name seems wibble wobble timey wimey

    • @augustmoviereviewer
      @augustmoviereviewer 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I knew somebody would get that referance

    • @fire_flower4254
      @fire_flower4254 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jonathan Of The SLA​ thats john doe not john smith

  • @level94836
    @level94836 7 ปีที่แล้ว +165

    "You should be hurled in the trash"
    funniest thing i've heard all day.

    • @sumguy4700
      @sumguy4700 7 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      "you are a hideous cube"

    • @Andres-.-
      @Andres-.- 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      YOU'LL GET WORMS IF YOU MOVE

    • @skyking7864
      @skyking7864 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Those damn things probably have depression at this point

    • @katieburak93
      @katieburak93 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      OMG, depressed fruit

    • @drpeppersr7955
      @drpeppersr7955 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      level94836 that's what I hear daily XD

  • @corneliuslagrant1600
    @corneliuslagrant1600 6 ปีที่แล้ว +153

    I had an old eggplant in the fridge. After watching scp-2941, I hurled it into the trash.

    • @fangsong3802
      @fangsong3802 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I love it when u said "I had an old eggplant in my fridge"

    • @slumpsenju7849
      @slumpsenju7849 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It was the “I had an old eggplant in the fridge” for me

  • @yammez1
    @yammez1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +224

    Can we just acknowledge the people who had to puke up an ENTIRE WATERMELON.

    • @TalonStormCrow
      @TalonStormCrow 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Not to mention the pumpkin... yikes!

    • @theotherkimmy6232
      @theotherkimmy6232 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Oooooooooooooooof

    • @theotherkimmy6232
      @theotherkimmy6232 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Mr. stark I don’t feel so good-
      *VOMITS PUMPKIN*

    • @malachiphillips6370
      @malachiphillips6370 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Or, in one instance, a pumpkin.

    • @malachiphillips6370
      @malachiphillips6370 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Goddamn it of course this was already commented by everyone ;-;

  • @MinatoDeLaCruz
    @MinatoDeLaCruz 7 ปีที่แล้ว +266

    I feel bad for the bullied, sentient fruit...........that melon just wants to be the roundest

    • @deathburn4329
      @deathburn4329 7 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      "those are some nice melons you got there." half the world gets crushed by a giant melon

    • @GoinGameCrazy
      @GoinGameCrazy 7 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      You are a Hid-
      Ah fuck it,
      You are the Roundest sphere I have ever seen!
      *Whole world gets crushed by giant melon.

    • @Mokey_MokeyLordofPuns
      @Mokey_MokeyLordofPuns 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      WELL ITS NOT! IT IS A HIDEOUS CUBE

    • @willboi4202
      @willboi4202 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You ARe a HidEoUS CuBE

    • @_ii_ik9157
      @_ii_ik9157 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      MinatoDeLaCruz right all the Melon wanted was to be THICK and round ....I feel so bad because of how hideous that cube is ...ALSO UR WELCOM THAT I JUST LIKED ALL OF UR COMENTS INCLUDING MINE XD

  • @HanaNoMachi
    @HanaNoMachi 7 ปีที่แล้ว +781

    'A fruit that grows in your stomach and ultimately goes back up the throat and causes permanent damage to the body'
    Object class: safe
    I'm sorry what

    • @toasterfoundation6886
      @toasterfoundation6886 7 ปีที่แล้ว +182

      The object classes are referring to the safety of containing the scp.

    • @MH-gq2er
      @MH-gq2er 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      You have a point

    • @TechniumWolf
      @TechniumWolf 7 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      +Toaster it should also contain the danger level to humans XD (My opinion anyway)

    • @jafetmejia8119
      @jafetmejia8119 7 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Imagine if you eat a watermelon from that

    • @K0sm1cKid
      @K0sm1cKid 7 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Compared to Keter class objects it's pretty darn safe haha As long as there aren't more of these trees out there. Assuming it is completely contained.

  • @teh_supar_hackr
    @teh_supar_hackr 6 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    That giant growing orange should have an interview with those other sentient fruits.

  • @goodestboy4384
    @goodestboy4384 6 ปีที่แล้ว +357

    SCP-2941 is how Veggietales got started. A Bible was presented to these fruits and vegetables during an experiment to see if they could read and understand the English language. However, what the people running the experiment didn't know is that the produce was capable of learning at alarming rates, and seeing as that the Bible was the first proverbial lesson these fruits and veggies learned about humans, they developed a strong belief in the Bible's teachings and made a strong connection with God. After the fact, the produce managed to escape containment and take residence in an old lady's house. They live on her countertop and only show their sentience at night out of fear of being caught and taken back to containment. They're still here to this day, even developing their own God fearing civilization in the lady's kitchen.

    • @andrewmaclin1796
      @andrewmaclin1796 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      This comment made me dab

    • @greeneoasis9051
      @greeneoasis9051 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      when scp 2941 meets scp 343...

    • @fangsong3802
      @fangsong3802 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Veggietales??? XD 😂

    • @redbones6046
      @redbones6046 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      This must now become veggietales canon

    • @zikulit0770
      @zikulit0770 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Lucien Clubbto let them get you. Your coming with us.

  • @marialuke2116
    @marialuke2116 7 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    A d-class assigned to go and eat cake.
    If a d-class person only had that job they'd lead an unusually happy life at scp.

    • @Nebulynx
      @Nebulynx 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      That would be true, but it unfortanutaly can't be. due to the monthly termination of D-Class pesonell.

    • @marialuke2116
      @marialuke2116 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      First Nebulynx right, forgot that part.

    • @angrybrony
      @angrybrony 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      wait does that mean all d-class are terminated monthly?

    • @jeffblacklight104
      @jeffblacklight104 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      they are in most cases, criminal with a death sentence so.. yeah they need to be change every month

    • @angrybrony
      @angrybrony 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      aren't there some d-class that are refuges? what about them?

  • @Sclasspsycho
    @Sclasspsycho 7 ปีที่แล้ว +451

    Saving the world by making fruits and vegetables sad.

  • @agus12h
    @agus12h 5 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    The cake isnt a lie!!

  • @NiceYokai
    @NiceYokai 6 ปีที่แล้ว +143

    I want an SCP-458 for myself, I loves me a good slice of pizza.

  • @ZeDerp9
    @ZeDerp9 7 ปีที่แล้ว +317

    "You are a hideous cube"

    • @spinelessman815
      @spinelessman815 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I am ZeDerp who likes to make fun of people i srry

    • @crulithiem6945
      @crulithiem6945 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Why thank you good sir

    • @user-yl7ld7ww7j
      @user-yl7ld7ww7j 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Take that back

    • @dumpster9048
      @dumpster9048 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I love this

    • @masterthg3137
      @masterthg3137 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      "You Should Be Hurled Into The Trash"

  • @joshuadeneumoustier8523
    @joshuadeneumoustier8523 7 ปีที่แล้ว +427

    Warning this video contains:
    scary food noises

    • @randomguy3849
      @randomguy3849 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      yep im literally pissing my self by hearing scary food noises

    • @sexyoreo4262
      @sexyoreo4262 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      XD

    • @salixbaby
      @salixbaby 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      *rubs knife aggresively*

    • @Jimjamatic
      @Jimjamatic 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      You mean like the noise of Rice Krispies when you pour in the milk?

    • @deadman1276
      @deadman1276 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      OH NO ITS SO SPOOFY

  • @infinite6576
    @infinite6576 6 ปีที่แล้ว +196

    An SCP that can make infinite Pizza of my own choice with no negative consequences?
    458 is officially the best SCP in existence, your argument is invalid.

    • @DarkPsychoMessiah
      @DarkPsychoMessiah 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      What about 420-J, the super weed?

    • @infinite6576
      @infinite6576 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      F*** the weed.

    • @Nexty_34
      @Nexty_34 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      scp 458 and scp 294 are coming home with me

    • @infinite6576
      @infinite6576 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Next level gamer 34 aw hell naw. 1v1 me bra.

    • @infinite6576
      @infinite6576 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hanzo Hasashi then 294 is the 2nd best SCP in existence.

  • @yoshimiester507thesadyoshi2
    @yoshimiester507thesadyoshi2 6 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Well now I know what to say if an eggplant starts talking, an apple starts pleasuring it’s self by rolling around, and if a melon asks if it’s round or not.

    • @GeorgeXer0
      @GeorgeXer0 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yoshimiester 507 the sad yoshi well they never mention what to do with the cantolupe

  • @northwind2748
    @northwind2748 7 ปีที่แล้ว +343

    **Hears about SCP-871**
    Welp, good thing it's not rea-
    **Cake appears on counter**
    *OH GOD DAMN IT*

    • @jyo6351
      @jyo6351 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Banach-Tarski Well the cake is a lie.

    • @planetcheeseburger7304
      @planetcheeseburger7304 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wait, isn't that a good thing?

    • @ilirllapashtica7940
      @ilirllapashtica7940 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      damn dude
      its free cake we could end world hunger with this or open a bakery with overpriced tags and sit your ass while seein that money flow like water

    • @somehecucunt3194
      @somehecucunt3194 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Northwind welp good thing im far from ea-
      **cake appears on ground**
      OH FOR FUCK SAKE!!!

    • @freakinghackersstop6520
      @freakinghackersstop6520 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Good thing- *Cake apears* I love cake

  • @damnedlegionaire
    @damnedlegionaire 7 ปีที่แล้ว +495

    Before people start questioning about object class level, consider the locked box experiment, in which you lock the SCP in question in a box.
    -If it does nothing of interest while in the box, it's a Safe class.
    -If it does something bad when you lock them in a box unless you check on them or poke holes in the box so they can breathe, it's a Euclid class.
    -If it claws its' way out of the box, eats the research staff, shits on the carpet, blows up the site it was housed in, and begins violating the remains of any survivors unless you stop it from doing so, it's a Keter class.
    -If it is the box, then it's a Thaumiel class.
    -If it ceases to exist while in the box, it's nutralized.
    Simple.

    • @damnedlegionaire
      @damnedlegionaire 7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Thatsthepoint.jpeg

    • @kyrgyz136
      @kyrgyz136 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Lone Wanderer
      and if it is destroyed in the box, it is neutralized.

    • @Lavender_Fox
      @Lavender_Fox 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      what if it escapes the box, but causes no additional harm?

    • @kyrgyz136
      @kyrgyz136 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      lavender fox
      Then it is a safe class entity.

    • @ZakArk
      @ZakArk 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Or nutralized

  • @Sumi_Yoshizawa
    @Sumi_Yoshizawa 5 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    Bullied sentient fruits. lmao

  • @zappykoenigg2801
    @zappykoenigg2801 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    I literally love how SCP entries are most of the time unsettling or strange, but then there’s something like SCP-2941 which is just a well thought-out shitpost on the SCP wiki.

  • @ANIMAL.LOVERS.DONT.EAT.ANIMALS
    @ANIMAL.LOVERS.DONT.EAT.ANIMALS 7 ปีที่แล้ว +169

    EVERYONE RUN!!! THE BANANA FEELS GOOD ABOUT ITSELF!!

    • @vaspeter2600
      @vaspeter2600 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Some of those possibly apocalypses are goofier than the others.

    • @jaredfreudenberg5989
      @jaredfreudenberg5989 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      This comment makes my banana feel good about itself

    • @clockworx2916
      @clockworx2916 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I had a fully hard banana when watching this is this bad

    • @mwperk02
      @mwperk02 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      No the Banana is making your wife feel good about herself.

    • @mwperk02
      @mwperk02 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@melharhyth-offline8056 You have a Banana I wanna eat it.

  • @kiiwikiori7542
    @kiiwikiori7542 6 ปีที่แล้ว +385

    SCP-2941 in a nutshell:
    2941: Hi.
    Subject: Woah, you can talk?!?
    2941: Yes.
    Subject: Wow, that's *_cool!_*
    2941: _I'm_ cool? Thank you!
    Staff: OH SHIIII-

    • @dawsonmueller4842
      @dawsonmueller4842 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Eggplant- “I love you!”
      SCP staff- “more like belongs in the trash”

    • @SpiffoGaming
      @SpiffoGaming 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      The egg plant had potential to be a perverted plant that only talks to female researchers

    • @taritangeo4948
      @taritangeo4948 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@SpiffoGaming But instead its so pure😭 I feel so bad for these sentient fruit.

    • @coolblackeagle1063
      @coolblackeagle1063 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@taritangeo4948 Maybe we could just put them in specific places where they can do as they please, whilst unable to crush people?

    • @hyliadreamer
      @hyliadreamer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      How precious! You don't know how to spell "whoa" correctly!

  • @hygiei
    @hygiei 6 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    loved seeing SCP 863 and learning about the real-life inspiration of the Nuka-Cola/Sunset Sarsaparilla rivalry

  • @oliviailuki5522
    @oliviailuki5522 5 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    Something just popped in my head I thought scp ment
    *S* uper
    *C* lasifyed
    *P* roducts

  • @_imperiumromanum
    @_imperiumromanum 7 ปีที่แล้ว +844

    What's so bad about cake flooding the world?
    1. Solving world hunger
    2. It's cake
    3. Finally no more of being late to the party and no more cake is left
    4. It's cake
    5. We can use cake as fuel
    6. It's fucking cake

    • @TatsTopVideos
      @TatsTopVideos  7 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      cakes go rotten, attracts diseases

    • @_imperiumromanum
      @_imperiumromanum 7 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Tats TopVideos but then it's destroyed meaning replacement

    • @TatsTopVideos
      @TatsTopVideos  7 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Alex Attack
      it will still remain there. It will duplicate another clean one next to it, if it becomes damaged or rotten. x2

    • @_imperiumromanum
      @_imperiumromanum 7 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Tats TopVideos​ simple, get the everything tree and clone SCP-500 infinitely-ish
      enjoy the food
      Bonus: It even cures stomachaches :D

    • @sonofpechoman4261
      @sonofpechoman4261 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      But I thought the cake was a dead meme.

  • @monkeypaw8977
    @monkeypaw8977 7 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    *buddhist artifact
    *anoint yourself with Confucius.
    Ok.

    • @walnzell9328
      @walnzell9328 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      And so China and India went to war.

    • @walnzell9328
      @walnzell9328 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      But wait! North Korea has arrived and... oh sh*t. There they go. Well now Russia's stepped in and damn it! Civil War! Okay, India wins. But wait! The Hindu Indian government has called a holy war on the Buddhists! I guess that means China wins? Wait. Communism frowns on religion? Okay... so who won here?

    • @lamronjr8785
      @lamronjr8785 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      actually I wonder if that's the joke. Like, because the people running the Chinese food place actually knew nothing about either religion, they were just mashing them together in an awkward attempt to gather money.

    • @dogedude2847
      @dogedude2847 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      A Dead Chap Named Spooks the fortune cookie that produces jizz

  • @matthewlee8667
    @matthewlee8667 6 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    It's hard enough trying to peel an orange when it isn't trying to overthrow the bourgeois.

  • @legodudelol9a
    @legodudelol9a 5 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    So in other words, if SCP-871 is left unchecked the world will be overrun by cakes?

    • @Soupy_Goodness
      @Soupy_Goodness 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That’s my kind of apocalypse.

    • @mcshit3359
      @mcshit3359 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      12 hours until the annual splurge begins.

    • @gokhanbaysal96
      @gokhanbaysal96 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Cakes are harmless why the world becomes unhabitable in 80 days

    • @buggyboi3340
      @buggyboi3340 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@gokhanbaysal96 there would no ability to move, get water, and at some point breath.

    • @memorialled_zeppelin-warew1346
      @memorialled_zeppelin-warew1346 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Not as long as I'm around .... I'm happy to keep the cake population to a easier to maintain amount .. and I'll do it for regular coffee refills and a comfy chair .

  • @averageaccidentalarsonist2149
    @averageaccidentalarsonist2149 7 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    "You are a hideous cube"
    1 like=I backup for the poor watermelon.

    • @texasred8424
      @texasred8424 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      But then it will destroy the world

    • @mystichunterz278
      @mystichunterz278 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Grumpy Gamer Destroying the world is better than living with the guilt of bullying those poor fruits. /s

  • @shadowsforgeshop1357
    @shadowsforgeshop1357 7 ปีที่แล้ว +351

    I feel bad for all the 2941 ones... They get so mistreated... :( Poor melon

    • @t-4-852
      @t-4-852 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Cut his fellow Watermelons to deppress him!!

    • @Sparkledash1
      @Sparkledash1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      #melonlivesmatter

    • @deathburn4329
      @deathburn4329 7 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      imagine if a guy went up to one of the researchers researching the melon you are supposed to say is a hideous cube and says, "those are some nice melons you got there", and it instantly grows enough to crush the lab

    • @KhaoticKatarin
      @KhaoticKatarin 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      SCP 2941 "veggie tales"

    • @vaspeter2600
      @vaspeter2600 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I can sort of sympathize with the researchers, though. It'd be vexing if you got a job at an institute that houses all sorts of supernatural stuff - including God himself, apparently - and your task turned out to be verbally abusing a sapient watermelon.

  • @Darcknorin
    @Darcknorin 6 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Brb, demoralizing the fruit again.

    • @Frog101_Real
      @Frog101_Real 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      that sounds like an innuendo

    • @glacierwolf2155
      @glacierwolf2155 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Gotta tell the watermelon that it is both hideous and a cube again.

  • @Mr_Maiq_The_Liar
    @Mr_Maiq_The_Liar 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Study those fortune cookies to try to read them without cracking, see if the same cookie changes with people.
    If it does it either predicts or is convoluted. But if it doesn’t, it most certainly causes

  • @grugg3108
    @grugg3108 7 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    so we have high class individuals paid top dollar to insult fruits so they dont consume the planet😂

  • @bingabingus
    @bingabingus 7 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    Imagine, you're walking down the street then you hear, "Hoo boo I love you"

  • @FriedaMMartin
    @FriedaMMartin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    *produce becomes sentient*
    SCP Foundation: “Lets take these mfs down a notch”

  • @theonlyjezebel
    @theonlyjezebel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Imagine being the fella in charge of bullying vegetables

  • @GeometryDashJake
    @GeometryDashJake 7 ปีที่แล้ว +173

    (cola bottle that makes you die if you drink it)
    Object Class: Safe
    Seems legit

    • @monkeypaw8977
      @monkeypaw8977 7 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Well it's not gonna force you to drink it.

    • @Jman0163
      @Jman0163 7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Safe refers to the ease with which it can be contained. As the bottle is only lethal when drunk, it can be easily contained.

    • @MyHentaiGirl
      @MyHentaiGirl 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      It can be contain easy
      That will be another way if that coke can destroy wall,killing,or cost human race disappear

    • @GeometryDashJake
      @GeometryDashJake 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      To all the comments I reply: Touché

    • @gulver8693
      @gulver8693 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      +Jakeyy One of my favorite quote relating to that was , "Just because it's classified as safe does not mean you can eat the flesh dissolving candy."

  • @XrandommonX
    @XrandommonX 7 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    A hideous cube? More like belongs in the trash!

  • @padalan2504
    @padalan2504 6 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    cake respawn managment must be the best job ever

    • @mwperk02
      @mwperk02 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Spawn Camping cake is definitely the best job. Well except maybe being the people eating infinite personalized pizza.

    • @justinbaxter7640
      @justinbaxter7640 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Unless the cake is pretty crap, then it’ll be terrible to be forced to eat a shitty cake

  • @warhawk638
    @warhawk638 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I love how SCP-377 is just kept in the break room. Most lax containment of an SCP.

    • @robertbennett2796
      @robertbennett2796 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Remember you can only have one cookie only one every 48hrs

    • @SpiffoGaming
      @SpiffoGaming 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@robertbennett2796 yesh but even the infinity pizza and the phone that teleports any food to you are contained

    • @willguggn2
      @willguggn2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@SpiffoGaming
      The Pizza is free to take for personnel, the delivery menu (not a phone) takes meat from actually endangered species contributing to their extinction. Did you watch a different video?

  • @toastysalt7160
    @toastysalt7160 7 ปีที่แล้ว +252

    so...is SCP-156 a reference to the myth of Hades and Persephone? Like, if you eat the seeds you "die" and stay dead (presumably to go to the Underworld to live with Hades, who I'm also assuming is the "white, male face" you're supposed to see) all throughout the six fall/winter months until spring rolls around and then you come "back to life"/the Overworld...or maybe SCP-156 really ARE the seeds from the same pomegranate Persephone ate. If so, that's a pretty cool concept.

    • @treadingwater86
      @treadingwater86 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Really nice theory that makes sense on so many levels. The seeds might not be the exact same pomegranate, but supposedly any food from the Underworld would have the same effect.

    • @lukiopool7120
      @lukiopool7120 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      i just want to know why it isnt class safe,the class is based on storage needs not physical dangers.
      E.G a button to destroy the universe would be safe,a cat that can teleport anywhere would be keter

    • @zaxacozaxaco833
      @zaxacozaxaco833 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      toasty salt q

    • @daddybear1490
      @daddybear1490 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I noticed that too! It's so cool

    • @sewerboio_0
      @sewerboio_0 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@lukiopool7120 Its also based if it could destroy the world or not.

  • @NotYourAveragePyro
    @NotYourAveragePyro 7 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    Carefully follow these steps:
    1. Pick up SCP-458
    2. Open it
    3. Turn it upside-down
    4. Close your eyes and thing about nothing but pizza
    5. Open your eyes to see thousands of pizzas on the floor...

    • @rapid_
      @rapid_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      6. _"holy shit..."_

    • @Shadow-876
      @Shadow-876 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      RapidFireRocket 7: _NOMNOMNOM_

    • @tzimiscelord8483
      @tzimiscelord8483 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      9. Repeat

    • @sai-tc7wv
      @sai-tc7wv 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@dawnstarguard3322 13. eat scp 871 and 458's pizza

    • @sai-tc7wv
      @sai-tc7wv 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@feara5738 15. north korean nuke destroys scp site

  • @mileskimasktheslumpgod
    @mileskimasktheslumpgod 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    the fact that the staff are so chill about SCP-377 and that the D-Personnel can just take one is really funny to me for some reason

  • @NellyHartnell
    @NellyHartnell 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "Pleasured itself".

  • @melonman7714
    @melonman7714 7 ปีที่แล้ว +174

    can SCP-294 dispense semen? And if so, who's semen? Can you impregnate a woman with said semen? These are the REAL questions these people should be trying to answer.

    • @gentleman7407
      @gentleman7407 6 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      "damnit joe did you impregnate Jenny with my sperm again? I told you not to do that, joe."

    • @cthulhubecausewhynot1182
      @cthulhubecausewhynot1182 6 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Gentleman "1 cup of Joe, please."

    • @rapid_
      @rapid_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      "Babe! We did it! You're gonna be a father!"
      "I don't reme-"
      "I wasn't talking to you, Bob. I was talking to SCP-294!"

    • @break_the_galaxy
      @break_the_galaxy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      That's probably where they get the semen to feed SCP-166...

    • @zombierat000
      @zombierat000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's what I was hoping they'd say it dispensed 😂

  • @Finn-po4kt
    @Finn-po4kt 7 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    "you are a hideous cube"

    • @alarryofman8502
      @alarryofman8502 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      No you are a hideous cube

    • @somehecucunt3194
      @somehecucunt3194 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Skinny Smoke what the hell you hideous cube

  • @PixelBasgolova
    @PixelBasgolova 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    "You wished for a slice of pizza?!?!"
    "Yeah, but I totally regenerates."

  • @JoetheDilo1917
    @JoetheDilo1917 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    **shows scp-2941-3 minecraft melon** this is you.
    scp-2941-3: **sad melon noises**

    • @sethwarner644
      @sethwarner644 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You could say he's a little... MELONcholily!

  • @karenirizarry5844
    @karenirizarry5844 7 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    i like how most of these are considered euclid or safe until you get to number 1.

  • @yeehaw27
    @yeehaw27 7 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Imagine working at the SCP foundation and being told that your new job is to insult a melon every day.

    • @VictorTorres-rg9lp
      @VictorTorres-rg9lp 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Function 54 oh well better this then getting your legs ripped off or being slowly eaten by a monster would you complain

    • @yeehaw27
      @yeehaw27 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I came here to get my legs ripped off and they told me I have to insult a melon

  • @dihydrogenmonoxide2878
    @dihydrogenmonoxide2878 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    the pomegranate arils are based off greek mythology.

    • @dihydrogenmonoxide2878
      @dihydrogenmonoxide2878 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Wow, first time being liked by the poster of a video, thanks

    • @kingcookie9777
      @kingcookie9777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dihydrogen Monoxide \(°-°)/ good job m8

    • @DemonSlayingFootball5208
      @DemonSlayingFootball5208 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      From which myth?

    • @dihydrogenmonoxide2878
      @dihydrogenmonoxide2878 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@DemonSlayingFootball5208 Persephone's marriage to Hades, and the reason we have cold winters where plants won't grow.
      "By eating a few pomegranate seeds, Persephone tied herself to Hades-the pomegranate being a symbol of the indissolubility of marriage. Inconsolable at the loss of her daughter, the corn goddess Demeter prevented the earth from bearing fruit unless she saw her daughter again."

  • @MattGodzilla2000
    @MattGodzilla2000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Haha
    *Walks up to a banana*
    "You're Trash"
    Banana: Nani!

  • @toxickitten2800
    @toxickitten2800 7 ปีที่แล้ว +311

    "You are a hideous cube." Savage.
    Ooh whatcha saaaaay?

    • @crabman7025
      @crabman7025 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Toxic Kitten So mean

    • @ydanielrozario2455
      @ydanielrozario2455 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      All that you only ment welll

    • @_ii_ik9157
      @_ii_ik9157 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Toxic Kitten Well of course u did Mmmm whatcha sayyyy

    • @hdckighfkvhvgmk
      @hdckighfkvhvgmk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You are a visibly unattractive tetrahedron

    • @roycesann168
      @roycesann168 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "you should be hurled into the trash"

  • @dahliaspooks299
    @dahliaspooks299 7 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    "You're a hideous cube" I laughed

  • @VikingFyre
    @VikingFyre 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    So 15 are the pomegranate seeds Hades offered to Persephone. The dates listed coincides with the times Persephone is either on Earth or in the Underworld

  • @_Not_Retarded
    @_Not_Retarded 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Melon: -"Do you like my roundness?" 😉
    Personel: -"You're a hideous cube"
    Melon: ☹

  • @patrickhall901
    @patrickhall901 7 ปีที่แล้ว +159

    They are verbally abusing the Veggie Tales crew!!! For shame!

    • @zyibesixdouze4863
      @zyibesixdouze4863 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Pietro Lucchese Veggie Tales had fruits too.

    • @dexgod7633
      @dexgod7633 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Now we have vegans and megans lol

  • @NekoPoiPoiChan
    @NekoPoiPoiChan 7 ปีที่แล้ว +168

    An eggplant saying "Hoo, boo I love you". Lmao

  • @purplehaze2358
    @purplehaze2358 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Someone once said “The foundation is cold, but not cruel.” Given they put taxpayer money into bullying fruit, I now doubt that.

  • @dbl5661
    @dbl5661 6 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    The cake is a lie!

  • @darkninjacorporation
    @darkninjacorporation 6 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    Poor 2941s :(
    They're just happy fruits and veggies that get berated constantly. Especially apple, that's no way to live

    • @movedaccount6641
      @movedaccount6641 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Well... either you can yell at the fruit and save the world... or you can love the fruit and destroy the world...

    • @lordambicross
      @lordambicross 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Talia Starlight Is it because they grow too much?

    • @mwperk02
      @mwperk02 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@movedaccount6641 Why not just kill and incinerate the fruit.

    • @movedaccount6641
      @movedaccount6641 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Because then you wouldn’t have anything to study if you neutralize the threats. The only time it would be considered is when nothing can keep those SCPs from growing.

    • @SephTheHuntress
      @SephTheHuntress 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mathew Perkins The SCP Foundation is not GOG.

  • @kanna-san.
    @kanna-san. 7 ปีที่แล้ว +149

    YOU ARE A HIDEOUS CUBE

    • @randomdude2978
      @randomdude2978 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      ouch, that hurt you know

    • @vaguelyghost
      @vaguelyghost 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      T-T

    • @timegg7289
      @timegg7289 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      +star Cole now you have to keep me away from all coke i mite mistake that reguler coke

    • @vaguelyghost
      @vaguelyghost 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      +stamgZane Butts I just drank some. It may or may not be normal.

    • @dogedude2847
      @dogedude2847 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Kinsey Palmer watermelon:;-;

  • @Spartan11117777
    @Spartan11117777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I love how some of these SCPs can defy Thanos’ logic. “This Universe is finite, it’s resources finite.” 😂

  • @captainmackerel4482
    @captainmackerel4482 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    The guys who contain 871 must have the best job, eating cake every day!
    Edit: Thanks for the heart, man!

    • @_ii_ik9157
      @_ii_ik9157 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      DogeBlox oof

    • @mwperk02
      @mwperk02 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      They don't have to do it every day. I'm sure they rotate slaves. Dunno why they specifically use D class though pretty sure anyone would love to eat cake unless they think its a lie.

    • @redacted487
      @redacted487 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Enjoy cake bu not one everyday

  • @motitoti992
    @motitoti992 7 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Demoralize the fruit to stop it from growing.
    okay

  • @talkinghoorse6936
    @talkinghoorse6936 7 ปีที่แล้ว +298

    Tats uploaded a new video? Funny, I don't see a blue moon.

    • @jessie8173
      @jessie8173 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol I'm dying haha no

    • @francie3169
      @francie3169 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      i don't see any pigs flying either

    • @happiny4847
      @happiny4847 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      i dont see any baby pigeons either

    • @discopainwheel9937
      @discopainwheel9937 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      i can not see, I'm legally blind!

    • @ManiacX1999
      @ManiacX1999 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well, hasn't this comment section become full of puns?

  • @redsauce9135
    @redsauce9135 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    0:50 that clip was from Magic Secrets Revealed

  • @trickydicky2594
    @trickydicky2594 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I knew they were real, everyone told me that I was wrong, but now I know. scp-2941's are the veggie tales characters!

  • @AlanA-rj7jz
    @AlanA-rj7jz 7 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    The pizza one is alright. If it existed, no one would have to pay for pizza all the time.

    • @mosshivenetwork117
      @mosshivenetwork117 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Government wouldn't let people have it unless the pay for it lol

    • @AlanA-rj7jz
      @AlanA-rj7jz 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      SRRN Insect I guess so but still, it would be fantastic for that box to make any pizza you desire at any time and if it boosts morale, it could make us have better self esteem

    • @theakiwar9118
      @theakiwar9118 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I guess if you had it you wouldnt share it.

    • @SeasonsMad042
      @SeasonsMad042 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I don't think the pizza box's morale boosting is an anomalous aspect. If you went into any job and offered people free pizza morale would increase because free stuff is cool, but free pizza is cooler.

    • @pswitch9553
      @pswitch9553 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Yup, we need SCP-458 in real life!

  • @yojo8667
    @yojo8667 7 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    the horror version of sausage party

    • @WeegeeSlayer123
      @WeegeeSlayer123 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was thinking the same thing

    • @Kemonokami
      @Kemonokami 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      So... Sausage Party?

    • @theonlycompetentgamer1118
      @theonlycompetentgamer1118 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Kemonokami exactly.

    • @abepilachu8
      @abepilachu8 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The ending of sausage party was a horror story itself

    • @walnzell9328
      @walnzell9328 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      The good version of Sausage Party.

  • @ghastdude589
    @ghastdude589 6 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    97% of the comments are saying "you are a hideous cube"
    2% of the comments are trying to explain the difference between Safe, Euclid, and Keter
    1% Of the comments are basicly everything I just wrote

    • @Nexty_34
      @Nexty_34 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      and the extra 5% are everything else

    • @fatorangebastard
      @fatorangebastard 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It’s sad and funny how some people still aren’t getting the object class. It’s sad because of how retarded they are and funny because of how retarded they are. XD

    • @howardtheunclean339
      @howardtheunclean339 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      CUP OF ORGASM

    • @Luthfiwikrama
      @Luthfiwikrama 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      1% of the replys saying what I literally wrote

    • @SpiffoGaming
      @SpiffoGaming 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why are the classes so confusing to these clowns

  • @angelicabutterfly1794
    @angelicabutterfly1794 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "... her breakfast was planning an uprising."
    Lol wtf

  • @shadowmanray4736
    @shadowmanray4736 6 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    "Join SCP, we have a SCP that makes Infinite Pizza."
    ...
    *WHERE DO I SIGN UP??*

    • @mwperk02
      @mwperk02 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      The biggest crime with that SCP is that the fundation did experiments trying to destroy the Pizza Box. Whoever authorized them should be suffocated by one of its pizzas.

    • @SpiffoGaming
      @SpiffoGaming 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Obese people:
      You guys are getting payed?

    • @alemsf
      @alemsf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Imma join just because 294

  • @talkingsillies
    @talkingsillies 7 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    The organ fruit tree wouldn't be so bad if it's blueberries
    Watermelons though.......

    • @chthonchaos1449
      @chthonchaos1449 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      tristan vinglansky or pumpkins

    • @tristanthibodeaux7062
      @tristanthibodeaux7062 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I'm just glad there are no pinapals

    • @SimoTheSergal
      @SimoTheSergal 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      tristan vinglansky or bread fruit

    • @clawyraptor9029
      @clawyraptor9029 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Or even durian, oh God that would hurt so Damn bad, might even kill.

    • @mwperk02
      @mwperk02 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@clawyraptor9029 Imagine having to regurgitate the worlds largest pumpkin. I googled worlds largest fruit and the wikipedia article about it says the 2016 worlds largest pumpkin was in Belgium and weighs 1,190.5 kilograms (2,625 lb) grown by Mathias Willemijns

  • @czazureblue7907
    @czazureblue7907 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Finally the robot gets something goods

  • @susanmartin276
    @susanmartin276 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Image your job being to call a piece of fruit a hideous cube.

    • @theotherkimmy6232
      @theotherkimmy6232 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I’m on board.......as long as they pay me.

  • @ZyphLegend
    @ZyphLegend 7 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    It would be interesting to see a watermelon grow from a tree.

    • @ZyphLegend
      @ZyphLegend 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      SCP-757

    • @7uci4er
      @7uci4er 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      it'll be interesting to try a blueberry from it. It's not large enough to cause tissue damage when regurgitate.

    • @raphaelkonrad3615
      @raphaelkonrad3615 7 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Zyph_Legend It would look like a hideous cube

    • @GoinGameCrazy
      @GoinGameCrazy 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It really would be a hideous cube.

    • @snivy3d873
      @snivy3d873 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Zyph_Legend That would mean you'd have to throw up an entire watermelon every week if you were to eat it though. Just saying.

  • @thelapisfreak6963
    @thelapisfreak6963 7 ปีที่แล้ว +234

    Hey Tats TopVideos, could you make a list of top friendliest scps?
    Thanks

    • @TatsTopVideos
      @TatsTopVideos  7 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Well we are covering Pet SCPS, so that could probably cover them quite well

    • @thelapisfreak6963
      @thelapisfreak6963 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Like the eyepods or scp 999?
      and will it use sfm?

    • @TatsTopVideos
      @TatsTopVideos  7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      yeah like the eyepods. Though since there is no model of SCP-999 and the eyepods, I'll need to recreate the entire models from scratch in 3ds max. I have made several SCP Models before, for my SCP videos. Including:
      SCP-015
      SCP-038
      SCP-058
      SCP-079
      SCP-107
      SCP-156
      SCP-261
      SCP-280
      SCP-354
      SCP-377
      SCP-398
      SCP-401
      SCP-643
      SCP-975
      SCP-1335
      SCP-1354
      SCP-1863
      SCP-1916
      SCP-2059
      SCP-2244

    • @thelapisfreak6963
      @thelapisfreak6963 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Woah, you guys are amazing!

    • @TatsTopVideos
      @TatsTopVideos  7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      TheLapisFreak
      thanks. I only have the team do narrations for me for SCPS.
      But I do all the SCP Animations and creation of the models myself. A lot of work for a girl to do lol XD

  • @trainsmusicandmore877
    @trainsmusicandmore877 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    My favorite one is the quick and ready meal service menu. If only the meat wasn't panda and stuff.....

  • @fineandrefined1645
    @fineandrefined1645 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    “If you cannot *secure* us,you can’t *contain* us.How can you *protect* if you cannot *contain* dangerous creatures?”

  • @deo_exus2041
    @deo_exus2041 7 ปีที่แล้ว +151

    We can be killed by a multiplying cake...?

    • @EFlatcap
      @EFlatcap 7 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I was thinking the same thing. THE CAKEPOCALYPSE! What a delicious way for the world to end.

    • @deo_exus2041
      @deo_exus2041 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Indeed it would be a great way to die

    • @MalcolmVT
      @MalcolmVT 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yea I'm thinking "Why can't we just eat our way out?"

    • @ZoTanaLol
      @ZoTanaLol 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      +Ty Dunneman diabeetus

    • @agatlingpea2232
      @agatlingpea2232 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ty Dunneman drowing

  • @DrStuff142
    @DrStuff142 7 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    LET THOSE FRUITS GROW! THEY'RE GOOD, SWEET BOYS THAT HAVE DONE NOTHING WRONG

  • @yomamallama8053
    @yomamallama8053 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    i am a bit upset that SCP 743 wasn't in this video. The keter chocolate fountain that shoots bugs at anyone who eats it.

    • @clawyraptor9029
      @clawyraptor9029 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think that's because just like scp 757, it can kill Humans and animals,and not end the world.

  • @greenmonster7291
    @greenmonster7291 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I swear scp-261 was made in China.

    • @mcshit3359
      @mcshit3359 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Did the tag give it away
      Lmao

  • @bubbanator3340
    @bubbanator3340 7 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    I feel bad for the 2491's I don't think I could talk down to such a beautifully round melon. I bet Mr.Lie would be good at keeping them in line.

    • @SpiffoGaming
      @SpiffoGaming 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      SCP 079 would do a good job if you told him they were humans

  • @zenalevay2541
    @zenalevay2541 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    i think the growing fruit one was so cute! "who boo i love you" I LOVE YOU TOO EGGPLANT i want it as a pet

  • @WankersCramp69
    @WankersCramp69 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I feel bad for SCP's 2941... They just want love...

  • @a.z.c.5462
    @a.z.c.5462 7 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    A GODDAMN HOUR FOR SOME FUCKEN SUPERNATURAL FOOD

    • @a.z.c.5462
      @a.z.c.5462 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      (im making a joke i love you tats ;3)

    • @spudspadeandco.1109
      @spudspadeandco.1109 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Preußische Soldat i know the last word in your name means soldier in German. what does Preußische mean?

    • @fayeprime9631
      @fayeprime9631 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      LordZ1337 and MasterR2318 the comment is older but it means Prussian Soldier

  • @zacronzer
    @zacronzer 7 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Feel sad for SCP-2941, get demoralized everytime

  • @dantehart8493
    @dantehart8493 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I couldn't stop laughing when I was hearing about SCP 2941. That's just hilarious I feel bad for the instances

  • @baadspelerz2698
    @baadspelerz2698 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Let’s see, we have the statue that moves in the blink of an eye, Dr. Death-Touch, Mr. Don’t-Look-At-Me, the all cure pill, Godzilla’s stepson, the tickle slime, the zombie plague, the flesh room, an upgrade machine, the trans-dimensional gas mask, leaky demon masks, mind controlling music pieces, a microcomputer with amnesia, a rotting acidic animate corpse, a living clump of pipes, a book that gives you diseases, the disfigurement virus, and so much more.
    And then there is the talking melon.

    • @clawyraptor9029
      @clawyraptor9029 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      * sees the word godzilla's stepson, * is that scp 682 I see ThEere????????

    • @baadspelerz2698
      @baadspelerz2698 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      clawy raptor Yes. Yes it is.

    • @connoremsley1692
      @connoremsley1692 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      It is not a ‘talking melon’. IT IS A. HIDEOUS CUBE.