This was actually not funny at all, but I'm almost glad they are a bunch of robots at Merc. If they wanted to be funny they could hire Raikkonen and Ricciardo. They could rename their team to "Raikkiardo the Bald-Faced Clowns".
James:"Valtteri it's James again!" Valtteri:"Not again!" James: "Shave that beard" Valtteri:"But why?" James: " Because Lewis doesn't have one!" Valtteri:😤
Valteri is one of my favorite drivers i would like to see race in baku or Budapest and support whatever team he is in. Unfortunately ptsd and anxiety and lack of spare funds means watching racing on tv. He seem humble and relatable to me. If i ever won lotto i would get an old bottas and riccardo f1 car and make one hell of a man cave. I hope he has an amazing year and i will be supporting him from Australia.
How he did all of that with a straight face I would never know. Looool. I absolutely loved every second of this video! Good to not take things so seriously all the time, as a time it builds bonds and helps everyone get alil reset time to go again. I love it! Great team!
LOL ! Well, I am spechless. In my university there is one known teacher, who said, he will never cut his beard until he will gain doctor title for his theorem that trygonometric 1 is false. Well... he still walks with similar beard.
@@TheAhille well... he tries something imposiible. Legend says, he tried proof it on his own lecture, the problem is, that proof was possible to state, because he also made some own assumptions wchich completely changed mathematical situation...
Valtteri is such a cool dude. I just hope the beard doesn't cause too much drag on race day. Still trying to work out how that fits with the helmet. Great to see you guys still manage to make time for fun. Great team spirit. Looking forward to VB and LH on track. Good luck for 2020.
Engineer : WTF ?? Can you trim it !? Bottas: I won't cut his beard until I win the championship !!! Engineers: But, How much weight is that ? You need to loose some weight to justify that ! Bottas: That's fine. Engineer: What is the center of gravity of that thing, we need to put them in our calculation to find out the impact on car's balance. Bottas: The center gravity of everything is on my BIG balls !! Engieer: LET'S KEEP IT THEN !!
Vettel: "He just cut me off completely"
Bottas: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!"
Best comment ever Lol 🤣🤣🤣
Thou*
XD 👌👌👌👌
something the beard obviously didn’t say
😂😂😂😂😂
FERRARI: SHOWS THE NEW CAR
MERCEDES: SHOWS VALTTERI 3.0
Merc have already revealed their car, nothing left to do now but entertain us until testing starts 🥳🥳🥳 lol
And Valtteri was more entertaining!
@@sandrock190380 uh the reveal is on friday and you will look stupid for saying that they have allready shown their car 😂
Astro (David) No... they revealed their new livery... the car is going to get revealed this Friday
@@sandrock190380 You will see Mercedes car on February 14th
The fact that he pulled of a straight face most of the time with nothing going sideways makes me respect him even more!
It's called editing :P
@@zulawoo I know brother... I know😂
Robottas
It´s because the beard is real
Finns don't have emotions
"German car companies don't make jokes"
Valtteri: "hold my be... ehm... beard!"
Bottas isn't German. And Mercedes F1 are based in Brackley in England as well as the fact that the majority of Mercedes f1 are English Employees
DCFC 23 r/woooosh
DCFC 23 But they do race under a German licence as the car company they are based on (Mercedes-Benz/Daimler) is German
I thought that jokes should be funny
Kamil Klimek They are
Finnish people have a way with words
He said nothing in this video, but still He said soo much
Just Like Raikkonnen, it's in their blood
So the money for the livery went towards Valtteri bottas's beard care products 🤣
@Ops 512 oh wow how original a Vettel spinning joke.
What about red Bull? Haha
Seems like everyone else kept the 2019 livery anyways eh.
But I really want to see force racing Aston Martin's livery!!
@DaveyJones they are running as Racing Point in 2020.
@Ops 512 lmao wkwkwk
“VALTTERI ITS JAMES. WE NEED YOU TO CUT THE BEARD YOU ARE GIVING LEWIS DIRTY AIR”
“Copy James”
"Cuts beard, gives Lewis Dirty Hair"
Lmao , golden mate!
@@GoldenBlade99 gg😂😂
🤣
🤣
Plot twist: That’s his real beard
Praveena S but it’s not really a plot twist is it?!
Plot twist it’s actually William Storey trying to get back into F1 with a team that can beat Red Bull
Harald eartl best beard in f1
THEY EMBRACED THE MEME!!!!
WE DID! 👏
@@MercedesAMGF1 ok
@@MercedesAMGF1 GEORGE RUSSELL IS GOD!!!
This was actually quite funny😂
Thanks!
@@MercedesAMGF1 Soo is it a Joke or are we gonna see his beard produce dirty air to disrupt #44 car
@@pooshankapuganty4591 That would require him being in front.
This was actually not funny at all, but I'm almost glad they are a bunch of robots at Merc. If they wanted to be funny they could hire Raikkonen and Ricciardo. They could rename their team to "Raikkiardo the Bald-Faced Clowns".
Imagine that beard flying around in the car
Hahahahhahahaha
You mean into the air box!
Oh boy 😂😂 this had me in tears
it would be a part of new aero package
To turbo inlet.
The eyebrow raise at the end. 😂😂 love it.
Was too funny.
Yeah :D Also sending hugs to suffering Sabers fan :)
@@Rentta I was gonna say
Bottas evolved into Rich Energy CEO. My God...
Mein gott
muss das sein
@@junienet so ein aber auch
@@planarian1772 so ein bockmist aber auch*
Mario Mario yes you cannot forget the goat shite
How can you not be a fan of Valtteri!?
Mercedes’s shitposting continues to evolve at a frightening pace
You know it
Mercedes-AMG Petronas Formula One Team Good luck on the season and keep the funny stuff coming!
Vell if vou thought zis ist funny, icht ist not. German humor ist nein laughing matter.
Like the development of their car 😅
@@MercedesAMGF1 This shitposting is making me to like Mercedes more than Ferrari...
Way to go, Valtteri! Good luck in the upcoming season!
LOL. That was hilarious! Best wishes to the team for a great 2020 season!
Thanks! 😊
This aged well
@@aaravsaini8687 very well
Valterri 3.0 was still practically beaten by Verstappen in a lesser car.
Ferrari: Dance performance to show their sf1000 in the most extravagant way
Mercedes: ChewBottas 3.0
You mean on Italy has talent, I wasted almost an hour of my life watching that talent show as I thought it may be interesting to see a repainted HAAS.
@@mclarenjohnf1 same
ChewBottas😂😂😂😂😂
@@marvolo7394 that makes Lewis "Ham Solo", then... XD
Porridge, the fuel of beards
Ferraris are red
Red Bulls are blue
You shall not pass
I'm not letting you through
-Valtteri 3.0
Great video but the eyebrows at the end was the best bit 😂😂
Absolutely mega, laughed all the way through! :D
Why Bottas became 2023 Thor?
😹😹😹
Thor actually had Red hair mate...not blonde...bloody hollywood crap.
He's not fat yet
Best sense of humour along with Ricciardo :)
Why did i watch it already four times today?
Hopefully because you liked it
I love how Bottas/Mercedes are embracing the memes lol
😜
They've upgraded his CPU in the 3.0 update, Bottas gonna be unstoppable
@Cudo Powered by AMD for sure, that's why they left Ferrari for Mercedes😁. The new Threadripper (with porridge) should work
@Cudo They have switched to amd, in 2020 sreason Bottas will be the #RYZEN, this might be EPYC.
@@powerfultoa7 Isn't ferrari sponsored by AMD though?
He will now not respond to anything that starts with " Valtteri, It's James"
Might be just a patch,not not version,will see :D
I dropped a like for valtteri 3.0
F1 Mercedes Cockpit 2020:
1st Driver: Lewis Hamilton
2nd Driver: Ragnar Lothbrok
That’s German humour for ya
It shows.
shut up
"Will be appearing in 2nd half of Season 6 of Vikings"?
All Hail Finnish King Valtteri!!
Literally couldn't leave without finding a Vikings comment. Thank you wonderful human!
Wow! What ever hair care products he’s using really grew that hair fast. Now during testing you can verify the aero and check flow dynamics.
How do you already know our run plan for testing?!
Here after austria 2020, bottas 3.0 is here ladies and gentlemen...
Nice comb over!
F1 Teams:
“This is our F1 Car 🏎”
Mercedes:
“Introduciiiiiing...Valterri...3.0!!”
He looks like Hagrid’s weird brother who went to art college
It's nice that Valtteri will become new ZZ Top member.
Mercedes you just got a new sub
James:"Valtteri it's James again!"
Valtteri:"Not again!"
James: "Shave that beard"
Valtteri:"But why?"
James: " Because Lewis doesn't have one!"
Valtteri:😤
Valtteri: he's on fault for not having the testosterone to grow a beard!
He's gonna be at least 0.5 seconds slower, the beard increases drag.
GD Charles but if Vettel looks at it for a second he will force Leclerc off track and Ferrari will implode
"James, I can't see ... the beard ... its in the helmet"
*car going over gravel noises*
Atleast he’ll be fastest at Monaco
Actually, it's faster by 0.5 because beard hair is like feathers of a Peregrine Falcon!!
He will be faster because the beard spilling out of the helmet will obstruct Hamilton's view.
Bottas the Viking
If there's ever a Tangled live action I think Bottas has a real shot at getting the Rapunzel role
1:09 killed me🤣🤣
Robottas is going to be unstoppable this season
They are living the Meme and I love it
Hahaha! Priceless! Can't wait for the new season to begin. He'll definitely be a force to reckon with.
OMG! I raised my eyebrows at the exact time as he did while watching this. 😊😊😊
😂
Valteri is one of my favorite drivers i would like to see race in baku or Budapest and support whatever team he is in. Unfortunately ptsd and anxiety and lack of spare funds means watching racing on tv. He seem humble and relatable to me. If i ever won lotto i would get an old bottas and riccardo f1 car and make one hell of a man cave. I hope he has an amazing year and i will be supporting him from Australia.
It’s good to see Gandalf returning to our screens
Love it big V, keep up the antics, Respect.
VB 2020 champion?
thats right!
YESSSSS !!!!
I hope so
😂🤣😂 you're funny
Yes please but, VALTTERI ITS JAMES
The year is 2031. Valtteri 451.0 enters the track claiming he will win the race
I saw the thumbnail and started dying 😂 💀
😂
How bout DAT!
Mercedes i love this 😂😂😂👏
How he did all of that with a straight face I would never know. Looool.
I absolutely loved every second of this video! Good to not take things so seriously all the time, as a time it builds bonds and helps everyone get alil reset time to go again. I love it! Great team!
LOL !
Well, I am spechless. In my university there is one known teacher, who said, he will never cut his beard until he will gain doctor title for his theorem that trygonometric 1 is false. Well... he still walks with similar beard.
I'm not sure if that professor is thinking that the theorem is false, or if he's setting an impossible goal not to cut his beard
@@TheAhille well... he tries something imposiible. Legend says, he tried proof it on his own lecture, the problem is, that proof was possible to state, because he also made some own assumptions wchich completely changed mathematical situation...
Sweet lord, Valterri coming out of hibernation! Badass Viking! Porridge and a coffee if that doesn’t start the season.....what will.
I wonder how many takes it took to make this.
just 1
What a hoot, actually suits him. Just needed some ZZ Top in the background:-)
My mum still fancies him!
Go Valtteri and Mercedes!
That’s what a company with a great marketing department should do!👏👏👏 And now compare only this video with the whole presentation held by Ferrari.
I was laughing during this video and had goosebumps during Ferrari‘s presentation? Because that one looked and sounded epic.
I actually enjoyed ferrari's car presentation way more than the mercedes presentation
@@KownKR7 mercedes haven't even revealed their car yet only their livery
@@twinnie5393 yeah well thats what I meant
Can’t wait to see Valtteri 4.0!
James : Valtteri , is James
Valtteri : drop his beard
7 hours of production for a minute video... Nice
Loved It
Valtteri FTW
Embrace the meme, Mercedes.
We waiting Valteri 4.0 before 2021 season.
Dumbledore be proud of that
Lol
This your best video so far!!!
Bottas Effect: The longer the beard, the faster he goes
hahahahaha I love it ...
You are back
When he said 👁️👁️
- I felt that
Valtteri Bottas after quarantine
And then you heard one voice saying 'Valtteri, it's James'. You knew your hopes are gone now.
Yeah hope we will see Lewis Hamilton fight without team orders. Bottas can fight and win we saw it last year.
Well done Merc. Had a good laugh, even from the thumbnail. Stepping op the meme game I see...
i still prefer aussie bottas
Bottas has very quickly become my favorite driver
Imagine having to put that beard in his helmet 😂😂😂
This is amazing and funny well done Mercedes not only are they good at winning the title but are also great at memes
0:00 Frozen Old Kimi Räikkönen with McLaren 2002 suit on left in Finland.
Valtteri is such a cool dude. I just hope the beard doesn't cause too much drag on race day. Still trying to work out how that fits with the helmet. Great to see you guys still manage to make time for fun. Great team spirit. Looking forward to VB and LH on track. Good luck for 2020.
Valterri 0.3
Thank you Valterri for being the best at Mercedes! May your future be bright in Alfa Romeo Sauber :)
Is that really him my god that's nice ah I love you guys
my type of music....and a great man.....super driver! best luck for 2020...!
As Kvyat would be say : WHAT THE F*CK WAS THAT?!
LOL I knew V. Had a sense of humor. Nothing is funnier than when you can laugh at your self. Good job V.
Valtteri, it's barber
..Wanna cut your beard ?
This is pretty bloody funny. Well done Mercedes and Valbot for going with the joke
Sponsored by just for men beard, give your beard the viking treatment it deserves!
Please improve starts and race craft in version 4.0. Thank you
What is going on lmaooo
Top quailty content merc :)
Thank you 😊
Engineer : WTF ?? Can you trim it !?
Bottas: I won't cut his beard until I win the championship !!!
Engineers: But, How much weight is that ? You need to loose some weight to justify that !
Bottas: That's fine.
Engineer: What is the center of gravity of that thing, we need to put them in our calculation to find out the impact on car's balance.
Bottas: The center gravity of everything is on my BIG balls !!
Engieer: LET'S KEEP IT THEN !!
0:57 priceless!!! 🤣...😍 so Lovely to see a funny side from VB. Love and respect from a Ricciardo fan
Absolutely loving this
NEW NEWS !!!!!!!! Valtteri is the new member of the finnish rockband "Nightwish"