UNIT READY - Combat shack reporting. Unit selected - Yes I'm home. Unit moving - Changing address. Unit attacking - Get off my lawn!. Unit under attack - I just painted this!. Unit destroyed - I dont have insurance!.
@@az-6262 When an armored formation goes in column, they usually go through a mine-sweeped trail, but ukrainians are also clever and destroy the first tank with drones and ATGM so the others have to go around it through mine-unsweeped terrain. If the first tank is tutel tonk, that problem is solved. Now let's see what ukrainians invent to counter it.
@watapizza1225 i think atgms work just fine, but russians are known to target them with drone strikes and artillery before almost every assault. Maybe mobile humvee anti tank squads, the downside in having these sheds on them is visibility, outmanuever the tank and its done for, but these tanks always have escorts of bmps and normal tanks, Plus there might be an overhead fpv suicide drone guiding and protecting the shed and convoy, unless it has an active drone jamming systen on board Artillery is a better solution, if only the ukrainians had enough, it needs to be almost a direct hit too, but then again, russians attack from multiple angles and regularly shift their movement, making them hard to hit, thats why ukraine almost only target buildings with Artillery
Warfare in 2020-2030 Expectation: AI powered hunter killer drones, soldiers in exoskeletons, smart bullets, super camo and whatever Reality: Shed on a cold war era tank
Russian did use those tanks people on the internet call it the turtle tank an also I forgot there was an actual name for it I believe the Russian name it and also that turtle tank did have a drone Jammer on it so far it's been in affected in the battlefield it is really interesting
@@Catfish270 hey man we're not kidding Russians are using armor plating on that tank and people calling it the turtle tank and also on top on the roof on the turtle tank they use a type of thing on the Drone Jammer and so far no drones are not targeted because it was too hard because the Jammer is working good for the Russia some people believe this is going to be the game changer for the war for Russia if they keep building those the last you change the battle just want to tell you one of them have been destroyed the set alarm is still alive hope you have a great time about the facts
@@ashtonkamien8542 I know this tank is real. Actually, I think it is not the only tank that looks like that. To my knowledge, this tank was damaged previously so the turret can't rotate. Now it is being used as a mine clearing vehicle. Actually, this armour really works, no matter how comically it looks.
@@Catfish270 okay thank you for telling me that the armored tank was really interested in the Ukraine war how the Russians make that I hope you're having a great day and thank you for that
Bro the blyatmobile is literally the embodyment of "you may not like it but this is what peak performance like" *shows tank under literal shed of ERA* Meme!
@@LIGMAMAL It wasn't destroyed, it left the battlefield and later was spotted and attacked when stationary in a garage, although it's unclear whether it was destroyed or just damaged.
In WW2 there was a cases of soviet tank camouflaging as village log houses/ Some sort of moving village. This is transcendental ideal and goal of this war.
"Hey comrade! We know you want more armor on this heavy armored vehicle of yours. But have you perhaps wanted to have *_more armor_* on your armored vehicle?"
Today on Tiny House living, we got a T72 model house with tin shack decor for a retro farmhouse look. It can fit a family of 3, and has enough space to store plenty of ammunition for its main gun.
Thinking about it this isn't as stupid as it looks. The "Shell" makes getting a solid hit with an FPV very difficult especially with the powerful EW jammer they put under the housing. The sheet metal also acts like spaced armor against the molten jet of RPGs and ATGMs degrading their penetrative power or making them outright miss the tank as it's hard to eyeball where the actual tank is under the shed they bolted on it. The only thing this Turtle Tank is bad at fighting is other Tanks and IFVs as the situational awareness is awful. But if you have one or two in the vanguard to soak up damage and keep the other tanks back to provide fire support and/or exploit the breakthrough then it does have a niche use as an up-armored mine clearer.
@@johanmikkael6903Not a problem. The russians use it as spearhead for attack columns, it protects the IFVs behind it who watch its back and it has constant drone support, at least this is what it looks like from the videos I saw.
Forget about armor from shells bro, tank duels in Ukraine are extremely rare, 90% of Russian tank losses are from FPV drones and they need to adapt to them
with england it's normaly genius, like the boys who made that sniper rifle. but in russia it's three world be cosmonauts hoping not to be sent into space by a $50 walmart drone with some granades or something.
ill bet when our kind wage war on an alien civilization ill bet our kind will still make a tutel tank and somehow a mosin nagant managed to sneak in to the conflict
Galvanized steel roofing sheets? Fun fact, any late cold war era, steel cored assault rifle ammo will punch through those. 7n6, m855. No sweat. There's two use case for these. Infantry underneath, or battery banks and generators for the 900mhz and 2.4ghz flood transmitter antenna arrays they use to try and jam FPVs. Neither of these systems (flesh bags or battery banks) are protected against shell splinters and hail of bullets when you're using galvanized roofing steel sheets. It may make a dropped hand grenade roll off. But if it stays, then the steel sheet becomes a spalling hazard. Now what it may actually do is make the vehicle appear so large, it's hard to apply the right track gates on fire and forget missiles like Javelin. And you also can't be sure you'd hit the hull underneath when using a SACLOS missile.
You know what? F it, let's make a tank with all the gimmicks. I'll start. Of the top of my head i can think of: -Frontal Engine -Replaceable, removable Engine bay -Multifuel Turbine Engine -Road-safe Roadwheels -Hydropneumatic Suspension -Chobham Armor -Spall liners -Blowout panels -ERA (at least three different models) -APS (destruction) -APS (jamming) -APS (laser) -Spaced or Slat Armor everywhere, every shot must thread the needle -full ECM&ECCM suite -BLUFOR tracker -GPS & Russian Equivalent (hooked to the same Computer) -All controls in Esperanto, alternatively pictograms -Search&Track Radar Array -Multispectral Cameras&Periscopes for EVERYONE, even the driver -Escape Hatches with Hydraulics AND explosive release bolts -Coaxial Autocannon AND machinegun -Pintle-mounted Machinegun and Recoilless Rifle -Turreted, roof-mounted Autocannon, Machinegun, and ATGM -both a Casemate and a turreted main gun, one ~160mm the other ~80mm, one stabilized -every ammo type under the sun, including (but not limited to) VT-fused airburst, naval incendiary, canister, training, paint, confetti, HEAT, AP, APFS, APFSDS, "Ball" with Tracer, three types of ATGMS (for either the gun or roof-mount), MANPADs, sharp rocks covered in powder wrapped in cloth, dead cows, nuclear-tipped munitions, and little candy bars on parachutes -Telescoping snorkels for fording -external VLS tubes for UAVs w/ interior terminal Did i forget anything? Let me know and i'll add it.
Поздравляю господа, мы заново изобрели танк Леонардо Да Винчи. Осталось только реально по бокам пушки расставить😂. Самое главное, что такая несуразная по внешнему виду техника, работает лучше обычного танка без защиты.
На момент проектирования всех танков странами НАТО или Варшавского договора конструкторы не думали о массовом использовании беспилотных дронов в качестве средств поражения бронетехнике. По этой причине обе стороны конфликта начали массово использовать решётчатые строение над башней в качестве дешёвого способа защиты от атак дрона в уязвимую крышу башни. Хочу так же дополнить тем что на танке т-72б3 уже в 21 году устанавливали такие козырьки для защиты (предполагалось что они защитят также от птрк Javelin, но тандемный боеприпас после прохождения расстояния от козырька до основной брони башни всё ещё сохранял достаточную силу для пробития, а контейнеры динамической защиты не закрывали всю верхнюю полусферу башни)
A box from metal gear. Who said a box couldn't be the best place to hide and your best friend...plus it has some sensors to detect incoming drones and missiles
![[YTP] Revenge of the Sand](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/GQhKBn42XcU/mqdefault.jpg)
It took us over 100 years to re-invent the tank. Blyatmobil is the proof that A7V was the ideal vehicle
The all-new Blyatmobil by Playmobil!
I always thinking it looks like Saint-Chamond
German engineering always the best, like Storheim said.
As a wise man said once:
"We are so lucky they are fucking stupid"
Waiting for the wunderwaffe hybrid, with cope cage, all the electronics, the microwaves, generator, batteries, and especially the wood pallet.
UNIT READY - Combat shack reporting.
Unit selected - Yes I'm home.
Unit moving - Changing address.
Unit attacking - Get off my lawn!.
Unit under attack - I just painted this!.
Unit destroyed - I dont have insurance!.
Changing address... im dying
this is peak rts voice lines
Unit upgrade - I love the renovation work.
Unit repairing - I hope its not expensive.
Unit sold/gifted - I guess I failed to pay my mortgage.
Red Alert 4 be like
"Battle barn on the alert"
*What you're seeing is Advanced Warfare*
FPV drones hate this one simple trick!
well, tracks are still a thing.
@@Dushess mine plow
@@az-6262 When an armored formation goes in column, they usually go through a mine-sweeped trail, but ukrainians are also clever and destroy the first tank with drones and ATGM so the others have to go around it through mine-unsweeped terrain. If the first tank is tutel tonk, that problem is solved. Now let's see what ukrainians invent to counter it.
@watapizza1225 i think atgms work just fine, but russians are known to target them with drone strikes and artillery before almost every assault.
Maybe mobile humvee anti tank squads, the downside in having these sheds on them is visibility, outmanuever the tank and its done for, but these tanks always have escorts of bmps and normal tanks,
Plus there might be an overhead fpv suicide drone guiding and protecting the shed and convoy, unless it has an active drone jamming systen on board
Artillery is a better solution, if only the ukrainians had enough, it needs to be almost a direct hit too, but then again, russians attack from multiple angles and regularly shift their movement, making them hard to hit, thats why ukraine almost only target buildings with Artillery
@@az-6262 US is now processing the 61 bln package, should be allowed to ship soon.
WHY IS MY SHED MOVING!??
must be the wind
Look what you've done to my bloody shed man!
1000 horsepower shed
"See, the Ukrainians will be looking for tanks. They'll never expect a barn!"
aint even a cope cage this is a whole ass cope house
Seethe shed
Dilate Prison
It's not a cope cage.
It's a Cope Home.
@@antondees🤣
Cope Castle
At last, a weapon to surpass Metal Gear!
Now the tank itself can hide under the box
Warfare in 2020-2030
Expectation:
AI powered hunter killer drones, soldiers in exoskeletons, smart bullets, super camo and whatever
Reality: Shed on a cold war era tank
Tutelmaxxxing
T-72 Tutel is the best modern armored vehicle. 😎👍🐢🇷🇺
East Wind lied to us😢
Dang, Da Vinci's tank concept really was ahead of the curve...
When you can't hit the broad side of a barn, but the barn can hit you
Tbf if you are on its broad side it can't hit you
"some random Ukrainian farmer the next day": . . . . . . . . where the fuck is my tool shed?
*watching news* I think that my shed is fighting for Russians?
Russian did use those tanks people on the internet call it the turtle tank an also I forgot there was an actual name for it I believe the Russian name it and also that turtle tank did have a drone Jammer on it so far it's been in affected in the battlefield it is really interesting
@@Catfish270 hey man we're not kidding Russians are using armor plating on that tank and people calling it the turtle tank and also on top on the roof on the turtle tank they use a type of thing on the Drone Jammer and so far no drones are not targeted because it was too hard because the Jammer is working good for the Russia some people believe this is going to be the game changer for the war for Russia if they keep building those the last you change the battle just want to tell you one of them have been destroyed the set alarm is still alive hope you have a great time about the facts
@@ashtonkamien8542 I know this tank is real. Actually, I think it is not the only tank that looks like that. To my knowledge, this tank was damaged previously so the turret can't rotate. Now it is being used as a mine clearing vehicle. Actually, this armour really works, no matter how comically it looks.
@@Catfish270 okay thank you for telling me that the armored tank was really interested in the Ukraine war how the Russians make that I hope you're having a great day and thank you for that
can't believe the warfare machines are regressing, now we have the STUG back X"D
reject modernity, return to tradition
I didnt choose the Stug life
The Stug life chose me lol
@@clpfox470 stuglife 4ever XD
@@bannedinc. if we keep going back, we'll eventually go to MarkVs of the British....
If that happen, Warhammer predicted the future XDD
Tank STUG in a shed.
Bro the blyatmobile is literally the embodyment of "you may not like it but this is what peak performance like" *shows tank under literal shed of ERA* Meme!
In soviet Russia, You don't put tank in garage, you put garage on tank.
We really got militarized killdozers before arma 4
> appears in a single battle
> takes 30% of the city
> refuses to elaborate further
In fact the tank got destroy in battle
@@LIGMAMALreally?
That's literally destroyed t-90 tank, before get modif turtle home
@@YogiAlamS-et5jj that T-72b Not t-90m
@@LIGMAMAL It wasn't destroyed, it left the battlefield and later was spotted and attacked when stationary in a garage, although it's unclear whether it was destroyed or just damaged.
@@Henry_the_Eighth_ anyway, there are more tutels now appears. Like on T-72 chassis, other on T-62M.
Look what the Russians have done to my bloody shed man!
James may visits Ukraine:
I can hear his voice
the FV4005 is shitting because there’s a new shitbarn in town
You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like!
Fuck... they finally recruited the genius Bob Semple to their side, its over...
Sometimes the best solution is the Semplest one.
In WW2 there was a cases of soviet tank camouflaging as village log houses/ Some sort of moving village. This is transcendental ideal and goal of this war.
In Russia, the shed shoots back.
Battlebus has been real quiet since this dropped.
I KNEW THE STUG-IV WAS THE ULTIMATE ARMOUR DESIGN!
How dare this cheep imitation stands where he stood!
This is straight up what Oarai Academy team will pull off when fighting another school in garupan lol
Хахаха прикол понят
2/10
It needs a sign that says 'free wifi'
lol im laughing so hard XD
These aren't Philippine Army tanks so that's unlikely
Still can't believe tutel tonk nr 1 was killed
they can kill the tonk
BUT NEVER THE IDEA
Благо есть nr2
Advanced warfare
what you're seeing is advanced warfare
-TUTEL
Dear leader our engineers have been hard at work, we have created the ultimate tank, the tonk!
The ultimate weapon, METAL BOX
Even drug cartels have better craft sadly.
"Hey comrade! We know you want more armor on this heavy armored vehicle of yours. But have you perhaps wanted to have *_more armor_* on your armored vehicle?"
blyatman's pimp my tank
Today on Tiny House living, we got a T72 model house with tin shack decor for a retro farmhouse look. It can fit a family of 3, and has enough space to store plenty of ammunition for its main gun.
If it looks stupid but it works it aint stupid
Thinking about it this isn't as stupid as it looks. The "Shell" makes getting a solid hit with an FPV very difficult especially with the powerful EW jammer they put under the housing. The sheet metal also acts like spaced armor against the molten jet of RPGs and ATGMs degrading their penetrative power or making them outright miss the tank as it's hard to eyeball where the actual tank is under the shed they bolted on it.
The only thing this Turtle Tank is bad at fighting is other Tanks and IFVs as the situational awareness is awful. But if you have one or two in the vanguard to soak up damage and keep the other tanks back to provide fire support and/or exploit the breakthrough then it does have a niche use as an up-armored mine clearer.
As they say, if it works it ain't stupid.
It's an aight protection but there's a downside to this.
You're blind if you're alone without infantry support near you like 20 meters from you.
@@johanmikkael6903Not a problem.
The russians use it as spearhead for attack columns, it protects the IFVs behind it who watch its back and it has constant drone support, at least this is what it looks like from the videos I saw.
@@italiangarbagepostingIf you believe some information, tanks with damaged turret rotation and gun aiming elements are used
Forget about armor from shells bro, tank duels in Ukraine are extremely rare, 90% of Russian tank losses are from FPV drones and they need to adapt to them
Conscript: I want a WW2 Stug tank!
Russia: We have a Stug at home
The Stug at home:
Command and Conquer Generals really was ahead of its time when it predicted Junk Repairs.
It all starts in a shed, next they bring a whole factory to battle ! Blyat !
The coolest thing is that it works great on the battlefield!
Its all fun and games until the shed starts aiming at you!
Welcome back A7V. You've been missed
- Take cover!
- Dude, Im the damn cover.
I was very amused by how in one of the war reports youtube said something like:
"THIS STRANGE THING HAS ENTERED THE CITY"
"IT'S COMING BACK"
while it's litteraly just a tank with... stuff to it😂
@@justacat2 I mean it took a third of a city in one battle ;)
@@ThePerson-dg6bq i've heard that it's a success and now the russian army is producing more of these turtle tanks, very interesting
YOU SEE DMITRI
THEY CAN NOT DRONE HATCH
IF YOU NEVER LEAVE HOUSE
3 guys in a shed - vatnik edition
with england it's normaly genius, like the boys who made that sniper rifle. but in russia it's three world be cosmonauts hoping not to be sent into space by a $50 walmart drone with some granades or something.
the fact that it kinda fucking works sends me to the fucking ground.
Goddamnit, here goes another 30 minutes of Tutel music
Welcome back, T95
As stupid as these tank 'sheds' look, these actually serve their intended purpose quite well, which is stopping those pesky drones and RPG projectiles
Truly the pinnacle of Russian engineering ingenuity. Flying Shovels, Soviets Tunnels, and now a T 80/A7V
You need to pour earth on top and plant trees - +50% to camouflage.
Может и выглядит глупо, зато работает.
a fookin mammoth tank in action
Russian soldier: i want to go back home
Other Russian soldier: comrade,if we can't go to home,we just build one by ourselves!
ill bet when our kind wage war on an alien civilization ill bet our kind will still make a tutel tank and somehow a mosin nagant managed to sneak in to the conflict
Russians really know how to cure our cancer and depression at the same time
We're taking Krasnohorivka with this one 🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥
- Сколько ты раз посмотрел это видео?
- да
Killdozer 2??? 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥
Killukropzer
When you take the term: "taking cover" too literal
0:02 Бтр с "Дуэтом" просто сделал мой день. Класс!
Мы поехали в бой всей деревней: 🫡🫡🫡
Мы поехали в бой всей деревней: 🛖🛖🛖
Помниться мне как все по началу смеялись над Русскими мангалами, а вот теперь уже не до смеха!
When your enemy has an ATGM/Tank shortage, and the main thing you face are FPVs, it makes sense to build adapt to the main threat you face.
Expectation for 21st century... terminator like robots guided by super AI fighting... reality barn-tonk...
From tactical shovels taking cities to shed tanks taking fields.
If it looks stupid but works, it ain't stupid
1:52 do be an arma momente.
TUTEL!
Tutel :D
Battle Shed
My microwave beeped when the drone hit the tonk, it's a sign that my home will be hit with a drone mounted munition.
Вот только этот сарай проехал по Часов-Яру полтора километра, уничтожил несколько батальонов украины и вернулся обратно 😂
It's only a matter of time till we start building warehouse sized combat buildings on wheels, add a Cathedral to make it more wh40k
Makes you think that tank design has peaked in WW1
Vietnam: Why trees is speaken?
Finland: Why snow is speaken?
Russia: Why houses is speaken and drive away?
Galvanized steel roofing sheets? Fun fact, any late cold war era, steel cored assault rifle ammo will punch through those. 7n6, m855. No sweat.
There's two use case for these. Infantry underneath, or battery banks and generators for the 900mhz and 2.4ghz flood transmitter antenna arrays they use to try and jam FPVs.
Neither of these systems (flesh bags or battery banks) are protected against shell splinters and hail of bullets when you're using galvanized roofing steel sheets.
It may make a dropped hand grenade roll off. But if it stays, then the steel sheet becomes a spalling hazard.
Now what it may actually do is make the vehicle appear so large, it's hard to apply the right track gates on fire and forget missiles like Javelin. And you also can't be sure you'd hit the hull underneath when using a SACLOS missile.
Look what have you done to my bloody shed man!
1940's *TD*
2024 *TD LITE*
A weapon to surpass Marawi Carrier (It doesn't)
You know what? F it, let's make a tank with all the gimmicks. I'll start. Of the top of my head i can think of:
-Frontal Engine
-Replaceable, removable Engine bay
-Multifuel Turbine Engine
-Road-safe Roadwheels
-Hydropneumatic Suspension
-Chobham Armor
-Spall liners
-Blowout panels
-ERA (at least three different models)
-APS (destruction)
-APS (jamming)
-APS (laser)
-Spaced or Slat Armor everywhere, every shot must thread the needle
-full ECM&ECCM suite
-BLUFOR tracker
-GPS & Russian Equivalent (hooked to the same Computer)
-All controls in Esperanto, alternatively pictograms
-Search&Track Radar Array
-Multispectral Cameras&Periscopes for EVERYONE, even the driver
-Escape Hatches with Hydraulics AND explosive release bolts
-Coaxial Autocannon AND machinegun
-Pintle-mounted Machinegun and Recoilless Rifle
-Turreted, roof-mounted Autocannon, Machinegun, and ATGM
-both a Casemate and a turreted main gun, one ~160mm the other ~80mm, one stabilized
-every ammo type under the sun, including (but not limited to) VT-fused airburst, naval incendiary, canister, training, paint, confetti, HEAT, AP, APFS, APFSDS, "Ball" with Tracer, three types of ATGMS (for either the gun or roof-mount), MANPADs, sharp rocks covered in powder wrapped in cloth, dead cows, nuclear-tipped munitions, and little candy bars on parachutes
-Telescoping snorkels for fording
-external VLS tubes for UAVs w/ interior terminal
Did i forget anything? Let me know and i'll add it.
Stabilizer you write it yet?
@@Rei-ayanami0000 adding
The weapon to surpass metal gear
110 tons of pure wunderwaffium.
Поздравляю господа, мы заново изобрели танк Леонардо Да Винчи. Осталось только реально по бокам пушки расставить😂.
Самое главное, что такая несуразная по внешнему виду техника, работает лучше обычного танка без защиты.
This truly is the tank of all time
Again, the knowledge of War thunder shed sneaky breaky strikes again!
На момент проектирования всех танков странами НАТО или Варшавского договора конструкторы не думали о массовом использовании беспилотных дронов в качестве средств поражения бронетехнике. По этой причине обе стороны конфликта начали массово использовать решётчатые строение над башней в качестве дешёвого способа защиты от атак дрона в уязвимую крышу башни. Хочу так же дополнить тем что на танке т-72б3 уже в 21 году устанавливали такие козырьки для защиты (предполагалось что они защитят также от птрк Javelin, но тандемный боеприпас после прохождения расстояния от козырька до основной брони башни всё ещё сохранял достаточную силу для пробития, а контейнеры динамической защиты не закрывали всю верхнюю полусферу башни)
Только блоки контакта сверху сделают эту машину по-настоящему непобедимой!
Пока он не наедет на мину.
@@vitaliy1655 У них тралы.
Breaking news: the Tutel is no more. Someone introduced it to an RPG with an HE-DP warhead and then an ATGM.
"We didn't penetrate their armor"
Странно, по моей информации он был подорван на мине и эвакуирован в боях за Красногоровку
Tutel lives.. and multiplies
yoo real, saw this in the arma 3 workshop recently lol
"fuck these war let's make something funny"
*Proceed to make tutel*
"Fuck yeah"
W Invention fr
Смешно всё до того момента, пока не оказывается что "Царь мангал" отлично работает и выполняет свою работу.
Еще как работает, давече бэха в таком 3 РПГ пережила :) В начале недели вроде видосик был с ней.
I didn't know the Galapagos Tortoises can get that big
Peak russian architecture
A box from metal gear. Who said a box couldn't be the best place to hide and your best friend...plus it has some sensors to detect incoming drones and missiles
welcome back. the sturmpanzerwagen
This is the proof that all tanks must get Turtel design eventually
so this is hat Shoigu has been cooking up.The next generation of turtle tanks!
what happend to the punished prigozhin video it was art a man denied of hes ammunition
youtube took it down, tried to appeal it but they rejected it instantly lmfao
Bro last tank is literally apocalypse from red alert. I just wanna say "armageddon is here!)
From cope cage to cope roof. We are so back!!!
can't cause property damage if you're the property
Guys real shit.
Shoigu got kicked out.