Absolute Mad Lads - Guy Fawkes

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  • @CountDankula
    @CountDankula  2 วันที่ผ่านมา +70

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    • @surprisebox920
      @surprisebox920 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      Could you do a mad lads on a Chinese general from the three kingdoms named Zhang Liao

    • @hattimounattimou8258
      @hattimounattimou8258 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      video upon video with nothing but morgan and morgan had me running on fumes - finally the GOATed ad segment returns.

    • @ascott4606
      @ascott4606 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      I'm blood related to the sheriff that caught guy fawkes apparently, I'm also related to the captain that supposedly "opened the African slave trade to the Americas" he invested in the trade quite heavily....you have to take the good with the bad and all that 😅

    • @johnwolf2829
      @johnwolf2829 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Does not compare well with V, or the image generated by that book & movie.... does it?

    • @Avtomat4774
      @Avtomat4774 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Benjamin Church needs a Mad Lads episode.
      Just sayin'. He was born for it.
      Well that, and smoking natives.

  • @MovieKnight-c6u
    @MovieKnight-c6u วันที่ผ่านมา +1860

    Guy Fawkes, the last man to enter the British Parliament with honest intentions....

  • @ReclusiveDuck
    @ReclusiveDuck วันที่ผ่านมา +329

    400yrs later and the idea is more appealing than ever.

    • @jimtaylor294
      @jimtaylor294 วันที่ผ่านมา +15

      Getting caught in a cellar with incriminating evidence? 😂

    • @WhiteIkiryo-yt2it
      @WhiteIkiryo-yt2it วันที่ผ่านมา +14

      The Catholicism bit, not so much.
      The parliament bit...for legal reasons I will simply say that a cup of tea a day keeps the Empire alive.

    • @superreds1904
      @superreds1904 18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      You want to kill the king? That was the intent of Guy Fawkes and co

    • @gulbones5687
      @gulbones5687 15 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      Ohh you’re hard

    • @DrEgonCholakian
      @DrEgonCholakian 11 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      Someone check this guy for fertilizer purchases

  • @stunner9005
    @stunner9005 วันที่ผ่านมา +846

    Favorite fact about him is he wasn’t even high in the conspiracy list, he was just a dude guarding gun powder.

    • @MovieKnight-c6u
      @MovieKnight-c6u วันที่ผ่านมา +65

      Bit like Ronnie Biggs in the Great Train Robbery. He's the most famous of the gang and yet he played a completely bit-part role in the whole thing. Funny how British crime can be like that lol

    • @IIISWILIII
      @IIISWILIII วันที่ผ่านมา +42

      The Lee Harvey Oswald of his day?

    • @notsocrates9529
      @notsocrates9529 วันที่ผ่านมา +35

      Guy did nothing wrong except for being caught.

    • @LibertarianGalt
      @LibertarianGalt วันที่ผ่านมา +43

      He endured 13 days of torture and was the last person to name his allies, who'd already sang like canaries

    • @mutegrab666
      @mutegrab666 วันที่ผ่านมา +15

      @@notsocrates9529 He along with the other conspirators was trying to bring the Catholic church back into power in Britain. The greatest thing Henry the 8th and his daughter did was to break the Catholics power.

  • @lordsoupsoup7321
    @lordsoupsoup7321 วันที่ผ่านมา +272

    You might think “John Johnson” is a ridiculous name, but some of the Puritans at the time had names like “Praise-God Barebone” and “ Unless-Jesus-Christ-Had-Died-For-Thee-Thou-Hadst-Been-Damned.” I’m not even making those up.

    • @mickieg1994
      @mickieg1994 วันที่ผ่านมา +42

      Well known English football player, Gary neville
      His father's name
      Neville neville

    • @j-starchaser
      @j-starchaser วันที่ผ่านมา +26

      Thou-Shalt-Not-Commit-Adultery Pulsifer

    • @Punkcartoons
      @Punkcartoons วันที่ผ่านมา +14

      The fact that we as a society have ceased this naming convention IS AN AFFRONT TO THE LORD!!!
      Which coincidentally will now be the name of my child, just as Mathew Hopkins intended.

    • @lennydale92
      @lennydale92 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      Aaron Aaronson

    • @indiekiddrugpatrol3117
      @indiekiddrugpatrol3117 22 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +4

      My dad drinks with a geezer called Thomas Thomson

  • @JakobIlar
    @JakobIlar วันที่ผ่านมา +357

    When he was caught in the cellars, Guy wasn't wearing shoes. He did this to prevent static electricity from building up, and causing him to "own goal", when he moved the barrels, which have to be turned regularly, to prevent the nitrate salts from settling out.

    • @CAL1MBO
      @CAL1MBO วันที่ผ่านมา +37

      What a chad

    • @KS-PNW
      @KS-PNW วันที่ผ่านมา +30

      Wow that's pretty clever.
      Kind of funny they thought that part through but not a better fake name etc

    • @n4ughty_knight
      @n4ughty_knight วันที่ผ่านมา +10

      Leather doesn't generate static electricity. What kind of shoes did he use?

    • @DOG-MEAT
      @DOG-MEAT วันที่ผ่านมา +9

      ​@@CAL1MBOsorry but anyone who uses John Johnson as a fake name is not a chad.

    • @schiz0phren1c
      @schiz0phren1c วันที่ผ่านมา +19

      "Loose powder is as vicious an article as the plague germ, the movement of a foot could set it off" paraphrased from one of my favorite(and based, and non pc) books, "Flashman and the Redskins"

  • @mhomer89
    @mhomer89 วันที่ผ่านมา +387

    "Guy Fawkes"
    Well I hope he wears protection first...

    • @scockery
      @scockery วันที่ผ่านมา +8

      Danukla came up for the idea when he asked a friend what the next mad lad should be and the friend said, "Guy Fawkes yourself!"
      Which is also what I said when Dank asked for Patreon money at the end.

    • @Sir......
      @Sir...... วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      unless he is growing the family with the mrs

    • @professorpenne9962
      @professorpenne9962 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      FRED FUCHS?

    • @kevinnickel7529
      @kevinnickel7529 21 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      Real Catholics raw dawg it.
      Contraception is haram.

  • @ulvetid.01
    @ulvetid.01 วันที่ผ่านมา +422

    He's going to have a hell of a lot of sympathisers this year.

    • @nietzchepreacher9477
      @nietzchepreacher9477 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      How come?

    • @Madmij
      @Madmij วันที่ผ่านมา +14

      ​@@nietzchepreacher9477 sausage hands?

    • @TheThedisliker
      @TheThedisliker วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@nietzchepreacher9477 Many, one perhaps that they lied about the southport attack, government covered up about his intentions, it being a islamist terrorattack

    • @ulvetid.01
      @ulvetid.01 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@nietzchepreacher9477 The PM is doing everything in his power to become the most hated person in British history.

    • @w8m4n
      @w8m4n วันที่ผ่านมา +13

      ​@Madmij care to prove it? Do you have a link(olnshire)? You people are the wurst, just because he's rich(mond). You will do when he sends his pepperami after you.

  • @eradian1
    @eradian1 วันที่ผ่านมา +156

    "Our story starts with me... Big Henry" I'm crying bro that's so REAL

    • @randomname8587
      @randomname8587 19 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      What are you on

    • @DJRockford83
      @DJRockford83 14 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      Sue giving him the evils off screen 😂

  • @mountainvalleymedia5836
    @mountainvalleymedia5836 วันที่ผ่านมา +156

    "A cunning plan"
    A certain Mr. Baldrick has seriously put me off of those

    • @schiz0phren1c
      @schiz0phren1c วันที่ผ่านมา +17

      "As cunning as a fox who's just been appointed Professor of Cunning at Oxford University?"

  • @antonironstag5085
    @antonironstag5085 วันที่ผ่านมา +177

    "Guy Fawkes is my favourite Englishman," the Irish

    • @Liberatingamericans
      @Liberatingamericans วันที่ผ่านมา +13

      I'm American an feel the same.

    • @jimtaylor294
      @jimtaylor294 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Made up quote is made up.
      *Ding*

    • @terminalfrost3645
      @terminalfrost3645 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      @@Liberatingamericans cos he tried to kill a scot?

    • @fyrdman2185
      @fyrdman2185 22 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      @@Liberatingamericans If he was successful America wouldn't even exist.

    • @that1ginger22
      @that1ginger22 21 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +4

      @@terminalfrost3645he was the one to order the Ulster plantations so Yh

  • @blackskullandy281
    @blackskullandy281 วันที่ผ่านมา +339

    Burns 300 people, so they call her Bloody Mary. Shouldn't that be Crispy Mary?

    • @ThaxtonCook
      @ThaxtonCook วันที่ผ่านมา +20

      Well done...

    • @YouTubecanfuckagoat
      @YouTubecanfuckagoat วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      She had bad PMS

    • @schiz0phren1c
      @schiz0phren1c วันที่ผ่านมา +17

      Bloody crispy...the BBQ Queen

    • @spiritupgrades
      @spiritupgrades วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      now if only they had foresight they would say that

    • @stupidityhazard8551
      @stupidityhazard8551 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      😂😂😂

  • @ArnoldderAntagonist
    @ArnoldderAntagonist วันที่ผ่านมา +339

    Dat Intro. 10/10.
    REVENGE FOR PEANUT!

  • @captainchewbacca1407
    @captainchewbacca1407 วันที่ผ่านมา +77

    "We did not have agents pick up the firewood as the wood is heavy and it might put the agents in danger"

  • @matiktherapper7094
    @matiktherapper7094 วันที่ผ่านมา +212

    My mom has a pug and i have a mission I'll keep you updated on my progress

  • @guy8029
    @guy8029 วันที่ผ่านมา +279

    Remember, Remember, Dank posts in November ❤

    • @katey1dog
      @katey1dog วันที่ผ่านมา +13

      The memery, dankness, and the Pepe plot!

    • @AntiCommunistSympathizer
      @AntiCommunistSympathizer วันที่ผ่านมา +12

      I know of no reason why the führer pug cheesin' should ever be forgot.

    • @thedaredevil1907
      @thedaredevil1907 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      😢brought a tear to my eyes gents ...pug salute 🫡 to you all

    • @TheMadWhit666
      @TheMadWhit666 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      This was beautiful 😢

    • @n4ughty_knight
      @n4ughty_knight วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Remember, Remember, this could be the last video in forever

  • @user-fo3ug3cr4m
    @user-fo3ug3cr4m วันที่ผ่านมา +61

    3:22 skip ad

  • @Clarkabot
    @Clarkabot วันที่ผ่านมา +73

    Some mildly interesting early life of Guido that was skipped:
    Guy Fawkes went to St Peters School in York, North Yorkshire. A school founded in 627 AD and still there to this day as one of the oldest schools in the world.
    The school always had a very odd relationship with Guy. Until very recently a portrait of him hung in the school main hall in pride of place, until it was realised maybe a Catholic extremist accused of terrorism in the main hall was a bit much.
    The portrait was the same as the one you used it 07:13 and was painted by a pupil at the school.
    On bonfire night the school never burned effigies of Guy as "it is bad form to burn former pupils"
    Guy was a York local being born there, the Guy Fawkes Inn was named after him, claiming to be his birthplace. You can still stay there in the room he was supposedly born.

  • @keeperofthecheese
    @keeperofthecheese วันที่ผ่านมา +50

    To this day the Houses of Parliament lay on more security on November 4th/5th.

    • @TheNotoriousMrDee
      @TheNotoriousMrDee วันที่ผ่านมา +17

      They're even more hated these days.

    • @nietzchepreacher9477
      @nietzchepreacher9477 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Not really ​@@TheNotoriousMrDee

    • @Kurze1988
      @Kurze1988 วันที่ผ่านมา +15

      They probably are more hated but it's a passive hatred with almost no desire to do anything about it

    • @joshsanders6891
      @joshsanders6891 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@nietzchepreacher9477Parliament aren't more hated these days? Really? That's not true 😂

  • @Mach5Johnny
    @Mach5Johnny วันที่ผ่านมา +149

    Dank. Here’s some suggestions for future Mad Lads.
    Roy Benavidez: American War Hero and real life Rambo
    Andrew Joseph Stack: man who flew plane into IRS Building after being constantly harassed by them.
    Colin McRae: Scottish Rally Car Driver.
    Mid-Night Club: Japanese Street Racing Gang
    Witold Pilecki: Polish Intelligence Officer who volunteered to be imprisoned and sent to Auschwitz
    George Jung: American Drug Smuggler
    Henry Hill: American Mobster and real life Goodfella
    Oskar Dirlewanger: SS Officer and Leader of the infamous penal unit known as the Dirlewanger Brigade.
    Tsutomu Yamaguchi: man who survived both atomic bombs
    Smokey Nagata: Japanese Custom Car Builder who’s high speed test drive got him deported from the UK
    Pablo Escobar: No Introduction Needed
    Miroslav Filipovic: Croatian Catholic Priest turned War Criminal
    Richard The Iceman Kuklinski: Mafia Hitman
    Arkan: Serbian Warlord and Crime boss

    • @OldQueer
      @OldQueer วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      Good suggestions. I'd like to see a Kim Dotcom episode

    • @lgx3557
      @lgx3557 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      Kuklinski is too unreliable a narrator unfortunately, I grew up believing most of his stories but a lot of mobsters from that era and former members of the Gambino family have rebuked his claims over the years

    • @LoderryPlaysPVP
      @LoderryPlaysPVP วันที่ผ่านมา +9

      More people need to talk about Dirlewanger and how much of a piece of shit he was. Fuck while we're at it might as well add Shiro Ishii to that list. I'd love an episode on the mid night club.

    • @harrycallahan5018
      @harrycallahan5018 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      definitely Witold Pilczecki

    • @Mach5Johnny
      @Mach5Johnny วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      @@LoderryPlaysPVP Unit 731 would be a good Absolutely Interesting video.

  • @theproceedings4050
    @theproceedings4050 วันที่ผ่านมา +35

    Martin Luther: Let me just leave this by the door...
    Guy Fawkes: Ooh Ooh, let me try!

  • @smith2781
    @smith2781 วันที่ผ่านมา +42

    We need Guy Fawkes more than ever today.

    • @jimtaylor294
      @jimtaylor294 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Nah; we don't need no Spanish trained traitor with a cringe alias; we can do better than that 😝

  • @herrikudo
    @herrikudo วันที่ผ่านมา +29

    Hope youve added Sir Francis Drake to the list with the reference to his obliteration of the Spanish Fleet, the man was an absolute badass.
    And probably toss in Elizabeth the First's Spymaster John Dee. The man was a legend, brilliant spy and a key reason to the rise of the british empire

    • @joannleichliter4308
      @joannleichliter4308 23 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

      Of course, Drake had some help from Mother Nature.

    • @Arfa_Tunn
      @Arfa_Tunn 7 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      Mother Nature is part of the British Armed Forces. Its why we don't get earthquakes in this country.

  • @buttercreambobby6594
    @buttercreambobby6594 วันที่ผ่านมา +48

    6 videos within the last 2 weeks. You spoil us Count Dankula

    • @reyson01
      @reyson01 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      Divorces are expensive.

  • @schiz0phren1c
    @schiz0phren1c วันที่ผ่านมา +35

    "Edward Fawkes's Mother" Freud has joined the chat.

  • @joshuabuxton237
    @joshuabuxton237 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

    When I saw the title I literally stood up and jammed out to the opening, I haven’t done that in a long time.

  • @IIISWILIII
    @IIISWILIII วันที่ผ่านมา +37

    Your timing to cover guy is impeccable

  • @TheNotoriousMrDee
    @TheNotoriousMrDee วันที่ผ่านมา +38

    Guy Fawkes by name, Guy Fawkes It by reputation.

  • @notoriousdip5495
    @notoriousdip5495 วันที่ผ่านมา +47

    Haha I knew he’d do it!!!! Remember remember the 5th of November!

  • @jasonjones7461
    @jasonjones7461 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

    I've been watching this channel for a good long time now. I'm really curious if anyone else has ever thought that school teachers (especially American ones) could learn a hell of a lot from Dankula about how to present history and those involved in its events. I have seen a lot of these and no matter who or what the subject is, I am never bored and always learn something.

  • @mr.rich-low-pitch6570
    @mr.rich-low-pitch6570 18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

    *catches Guy Fawkes red-handed
    Guy Fawkes: "I got hacked."

  • @dappermonke
    @dappermonke วันที่ผ่านมา +12

    "as a libertarian, i hate the government" -count basedula 2024.

  • @Thefloorsspeakyiddish
    @Thefloorsspeakyiddish วันที่ผ่านมา +50

    3:27 The resemblance is uncanny

    • @c4662
      @c4662 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      That has to be his ancestor!

    • @declan11ful
      @declan11ful วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      My brother looks like henry

  • @arandomexplosion
    @arandomexplosion วันที่ผ่านมา +31

    He does not forgive, he does not forget

  • @theBrosDurham
    @theBrosDurham วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    "The gentler tortures" perfectly reasonable 😂😂😂

  • @afr0s4mur4i5
    @afr0s4mur4i5 วันที่ผ่านมา +17

    3:28 Dankula and Henry really be twinning....

    • @kohlrak
      @kohlrak วันที่ผ่านมา

      Honestly I thought that was him playing a prank

  • @LadsGamingChannel
    @LadsGamingChannel วันที่ผ่านมา +15

    I about died laughing when they tried to dry the gunpowder with fire xD

  • @Grobert8026
    @Grobert8026 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    I'm surprised it took this long for Dank to do a mad lads about this guy.

  • @thesunman
    @thesunman วันที่ผ่านมา +13

    This Guy gave zero Fawkes

    • @jimtaylor294
      @jimtaylor294 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ...until they really laid him out 😂

  • @joebloggs1356
    @joebloggs1356 วันที่ผ่านมา +13

    Scots guy 'i hate the government', also Scots guy 'ill defend the government from Taighs'😂

    • @paddyleather5434
      @paddyleather5434 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@joebloggs1356 watch yer mouth

  • @chadscatharsis3287
    @chadscatharsis3287 วันที่ผ่านมา +24

    I say it every time...SICKEST intro/outro on TH-cam!!! NOBODY else is getting choked out by the man himself Alex Jones!!

  • @Lloyd411
    @Lloyd411 วันที่ผ่านมา +21

    remember, remember, the fifth of november

  • @WhiteBloggerBlackSpecs
    @WhiteBloggerBlackSpecs วันที่ผ่านมา +52

    Catholics: **Trolling Protestants for the lulz**

  • @user-yl4iq4cd1j
    @user-yl4iq4cd1j วันที่ผ่านมา +11

    Let it be known, this Guy Fawkes

  • @IroquoisGaming
    @IroquoisGaming วันที่ผ่านมา +56

    Guy Fawkes remains the only person in history to enter Parliament with honest intentions.

    • @C21H30O2
      @C21H30O2 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      I'm guessing this is a common joke in the UK... I've seen it several times in the comments

    • @n4ughty_knight
      @n4ughty_knight วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      @@C21H30O2 Bots

    • @joshwenn989
      @joshwenn989 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      @@n4ughty_knight Worse. Unoriginal people who get all of their jokes from Reddit while thinking they're the height of wit and humour.

    • @josephfisher426
      @josephfisher426 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      @@joshwenn989 Why would this one be on Reddit, they'd never make a joke like that...

    • @jimtaylor294
      @jimtaylor294 วันที่ผ่านมา

      He literally lied through his teeth the whole time 😂

  • @Jekyll_Jackal
    @Jekyll_Jackal วันที่ผ่านมา +64

    He could've waited another day

    • @SamPanamaOfficial
      @SamPanamaOfficial วันที่ผ่านมา +47

      He probably didn't want the video overshadowed by the US Election.

    • @Jekyll_Jackal
      @Jekyll_Jackal วันที่ผ่านมา +12

      @SamPanamaOfficial but it could've been appropriate.

    • @tristanthefiendishlombax5752
      @tristanthefiendishlombax5752 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      ​​@@SamPanamaOfficialI think you mean American treason day, especially if the demon rats "fortify" the election in their favor again.

    • @TJK10
      @TJK10 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

      Maybe time zone shenanigans?

    • @Jekyll_Jackal
      @Jekyll_Jackal วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      @TJK10 I didn't think about that

  • @Smokasaurus
    @Smokasaurus วันที่ผ่านมา +9

    Can't lie, I always miss the little clip in the intro of dank sitting in a suit and he raises, lowers, and raises his hand again to the beat.

  • @MovieKnight-c6u
    @MovieKnight-c6u วันที่ผ่านมา +65

    Haven't even watched a single second of this yet and I'm prepared to bet there's a joke along the lines of all Brits wishing Guy Fawkes was alive today.... 😂😂

    • @skolsuper8447
      @skolsuper8447 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @MovieKnight-c6u Yep to get rid of the current of all the wankers in power to be!

    • @nietzchepreacher9477
      @nietzchepreacher9477 วันที่ผ่านมา +11

      That would be horrible. Imagine how bad a 400 year old would smell

    • @YouTubecanfuckagoat
      @YouTubecanfuckagoat วันที่ผ่านมา

      He’d be indigenous & therefore an obvious traitor.

    • @incontinentmind7330
      @incontinentmind7330 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      ​@@nietzchepreacher9477 I don't expect he'd have a nose at all

    • @jimtaylor294
      @jimtaylor294 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Nah. Only cringe' people whom know nout about history want that Spanish trained traitor back 😂 .
      Then~ again there are "people" out there that think a kooky Austrian man was correct about something... which of course he wasn't; the guy was a loon whom lead his country into an unwinnable war of resources and industry, against basically the same countries that kerbstomped his predecessor in the top job 😂 .

  • @zelosmiman5533
    @zelosmiman5533 วันที่ผ่านมา +12

    For Peanut and Fred !

  • @davidbrokend
    @davidbrokend วันที่ผ่านมา +51

    Guido Fawkes was the last man alive to enter Westminster with good intentions

  • @clarence_claymore.
    @clarence_claymore. วันที่ผ่านมา +148

    When i was in school I was told Guy Fawkes was a terrorist traitor , as an adult I realise he was just based and red pilled

    • @NotAGoodUsername360
      @NotAGoodUsername360 วันที่ผ่านมา

      And then you realize he was just a butthurt Catholic trying to kill Protestants.

    • @joshwenn989
      @joshwenn989 วันที่ผ่านมา +20

      I wouldn't call 'attempting to sell your country out to a foreign power to the point of begging them to invade on multiple occasions' based and redpilled.

    • @billlansdell7225
      @billlansdell7225 วันที่ผ่านมา

      The papal taliban weren't trying to free us, they wanted to enslave us.

    • @TheJohhnyE
      @TheJohhnyE วันที่ผ่านมา +12

      ​@joshwenn989 actually, that sounds pretty red pilled..

    • @TheJohhnyE
      @TheJohhnyE วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      ​@joshwenn989 actually, that sounds pretty red pilled..

  • @Pilps
    @Pilps วันที่ผ่านมา +49

    We all secretly wish ourselves could pull it off don't we?

    • @TheNotoriousMrDee
      @TheNotoriousMrDee วันที่ผ่านมา +11

      Secretly?

    • @Madmij
      @Madmij วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      Openly*

    • @stykytte
      @stykytte วันที่ผ่านมา +8

      Calm down MI5.

    • @treyjordan3168
      @treyjordan3168 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

      What's the British Term for Glowie? Or is that a Universal Term?

    • @Thunderstone_
      @Thunderstone_ วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      "The Guy Fawkes Experience" when?

  • @mattheweagle223
    @mattheweagle223 วันที่ผ่านมา +13

    I once hit some 95x Salvia divinorum extract while V for Vendetta began to play in the background
    The alliteration was so jarring it gave me a bad trip during which I perceived myself NOT EXISTING which was profoundly terrifying
    10/10 would recommend

    • @Wolf_ManJack
      @Wolf_ManJack วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      The important thing to remember is that, in order to realize one "does not exist", there must be:
      a) A standard for existence they do not qualify, meaning at least existing exists as a standard
      b) Some method by which the nonexistent can still exist _enough_ for commentary on the matter
      c) You existing being separate from you having the traits of existence, somehow, meaning "not existing" is very different from what the phrase itself implies
      d) You existing, silly, because you just interacted with yourself, essentially spooking you out by you saying something spooky
      Having had that specific bad trip a few times, I think it happens when you start focusing solely on your thoughts, which don't have "sensory feedback" in the conventional sense, during a mania episode, and in realizing that "I can't see myself", you conclude "I must not be here", because you're relying on optical logic - your eyes not seeing something means it isn't there, so you mistakenly assume you aren't there.
      A person is sort of like an interconnection of existence across multiple points, the result of constant unconscious teamwork that probably functions best working unconsciously, and usually practices noticing their environment more than their thoughts, but if you might have noticed this, when you wake up from sleep you're totally focused on your thoughts. They're like two separate modes, one of which you're just less skilled at as a standard.
      So, probably, you're "looking at yourself" with the wrong brain mode on. Alcohol helps a lot for this; I think mania brain shuts off the part of your mind responsible for self-recognition and gears you totally into instinctive reaction towards the environment, so slowing your brain down is a huge asset for not driving yourself fucking insane.

    • @Kurze1988
      @Kurze1988 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      ​@@Wolf_ManJack....awesome

    • @Liberatingamericans
      @Liberatingamericans วันที่ผ่านมา

      I once saw myself age die rot away to nothing and be reborn age die and rot over and over the first time I dropped sid would recommend. It was the spark which ignited my faith in life after death my atheism died that day thank God and Christ.

    • @CBaller2020
      @CBaller2020 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@Wolf_ManJackI'm too high to even realize what you're saying.

  • @Mikey2Times
    @Mikey2Times วันที่ผ่านมา +9

    The perfect time for this mad lad !

  • @Dusty141
    @Dusty141 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

    Fitting the day prior to Election Day here in the states.

    • @bsowers22
      @bsowers22 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Ironically our election falls on Guy Fawkes day this year. Or maybe it’s an Omen or Prophecy.

    • @isosev
      @isosev 19 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      The murdered squirrel and raccoon were bad omens.

  • @AntiCommunistSympathizer
    @AntiCommunistSympathizer วันที่ผ่านมา +34

    Stellios- Sargon! What does the scouter say about his based level!?
    Sargon- It's OVER 9000!!!

  • @havtheroc
    @havtheroc วันที่ผ่านมา +9

    And thus Markus revealed his plan to detonate blue and white paint bombs by passing a train under Holyrood while Wee German Lairdie blasts from the emergency frequency all across Edinburgh.

    • @Themetalwookie666
      @Themetalwookie666 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Fuck that would be hilarious to see.😂😂😂

  • @danieltaylor5231
    @danieltaylor5231 วันที่ผ่านมา +13

    It was Guy Fawkes, in the cellar with the lantern.
    If you know you know.

  • @Doormau5719
    @Doormau5719 วันที่ผ่านมา +13

    I've been waiting for this one for a loooooooooong time

  • @HumphreyHorsehead
    @HumphreyHorsehead วันที่ผ่านมา +21

    All this because Henry couldn't accept God's will that he would have a daughter. The divine comedy of it is that his two daughters went on to be worthy rulers.

    • @jimtaylor294
      @jimtaylor294 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Nah. Protestantism was inevitable; it'd been boogalooing its way across Europe for years by the time Henry made his decision... one Scotland seperately taking a liking to as well 😁 .
      (kind of ironic that Scotland going protestant on its own is rarely spoken of)
      That; and health issues from a horseriding accident aside, Henry VIII was an absolute unit, that got a lot of great policies passed, and did a great deal for making England less beholden to foriegn powers.

    • @gamerito100
      @gamerito100 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@jimtaylor294Heresy can always be prevented

    • @jimtaylor294
      @jimtaylor294 21 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      ^ Reality - and battlefield results - disagree there boyo 😆 .
      The pope's a crook and a heretic, yet has continued to exist for centuries since the Lutheran uprising. Why?, because Catholicism was still useful to some regimes... or at least they thought so 😆

  • @RyanMay94
    @RyanMay94 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    Remember remember the 5th of November, gunpowder treason and plot, I know of no reason why the gunpowder should ever be forgot

  • @spartanhawk7637
    @spartanhawk7637 วันที่ผ่านมา +21

    I based a Pathfinder character off Guy Fawkes once for a campaign. The look on the DM's face when I started quoting "Remember, remember, the Fifth of November" was utterly priceless as my character had casks of what seemed to be wine wheeled into the castle.

    • @petrpetrov9137
      @petrpetrov9137 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      >dnd
      away with ye, vile beggar!

    • @Cassandra112
      @Cassandra112 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      they were really confused as they all asked, What is November? (neth is the 11th month in Golarion)

    • @spartanhawk7637
      @spartanhawk7637 6 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      @@Cassandra112 If only it lined up like that. I pulled my plot on the 15th of Sarenith.

  • @mogadeet6857
    @mogadeet6857 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    I love how much effort you put into these. Informative and hilarious.

  • @Rick_Cleland
    @Rick_Cleland วันที่ผ่านมา +39

    It's my Birthday tomorrow, the 5th of November, 1984.

    • @akosv96
      @akosv96 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      Happy birthday my man

    • @fenrirrising131
      @fenrirrising131 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      HEPPY BERTHDEY

    • @Rick_Cleland_II
      @Rick_Cleland_II วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      Mine too!!

    • @Rick_Cleland
      @Rick_Cleland วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      @@Rick_Cleland_II 👀

    • @KS-PNW
      @KS-PNW วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      Happy birthday!

  • @ADHadh
    @ADHadh 23 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

    Funny how he's a symbol of fighting tyranny when he was just trying to replace one tyranny with another. Then again isn't that every rebel?

  • @ColonelEviscerator
    @ColonelEviscerator วันที่ผ่านมา +8

    It's always been an amusement for me how many atheists venerate the actions of a man who wanted to install a theocracy.

    • @jimtaylor294
      @jimtaylor294 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      It's almost like the school system gave up teaching actual history 😅

    • @gamerito100
      @gamerito100 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I mean, at least he wasn't the bad batch of Christians, he wasn't a Pr*testant

  • @CBaller2020
    @CBaller2020 วันที่ผ่านมา +72

    Freemasons and who, Dank?? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏👏

    • @rogerdodger1790
      @rogerdodger1790 19 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      What I want to know too!

    • @hodumx
      @hodumx 19 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      Went right over my head, but i'm from south america anyways.

    • @OzzieMozzie777
      @OzzieMozzie777 18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      ((((✡️))))

    • @cyberserk5614
      @cyberserk5614 16 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +8

      👃👃

    • @hodumx
      @hodumx 14 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +4

      @@CBaller2020 ah crap, my condolences, we're lucky in south America not to have to deal with that tribe.

  • @LoyMinh
    @LoyMinh วันที่ผ่านมา +15

    Fawkes? ::: me remembering the intelligent supermutant:::

  • @Buddha23Fett
    @Buddha23Fett 11 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

    Every time I see a Fum ad I light up a cigar.

  • @jackmclaughlin9602
    @jackmclaughlin9602 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

    Thank you for doing this

  • @ForestGoblinJo
    @ForestGoblinJo 18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

    As someone who lives in west Scotland, thank you for providing context throughout the video.

  • @8-bitsarda747
    @8-bitsarda747 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    I love whoever writes your Fum adds

  • @matthewbridges3317
    @matthewbridges3317 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    Country’s of the world, your version is still in my head word for word. Childhood song

  • @blitzerblazinoah6838
    @blitzerblazinoah6838 วันที่ผ่านมา +18

    LARPing as a Spaniard? Truly a heinous act.

    • @jimtaylor294
      @jimtaylor294 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Yup. Never go Spaniard 😂

  • @VladimirStanchev-h5h
    @VladimirStanchev-h5h วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Another awesome "Mad Lad" story! Thanks for making the series! I have enjoyed all of them!

  • @Rugops42
    @Rugops42 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    Did you know: The reason an effigy of Guy Fawkes is burnt every bonfire night is to stop his spirit from reincarnating.

  • @ffejgib
    @ffejgib วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    I'm always looking forward to listening to Professor Dankula's history lesson.

  • @BullsMahunny
    @BullsMahunny 20 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

    Government did a Squirrel and Raccoon dirtier than child predators.
    Makes ya think, man. Makes ya think.

  • @mr.animefan8920
    @mr.animefan8920 วันที่ผ่านมา +15

    Danksgiving is upon us once again and the Count has gifted a bountiful upload.

  • @brightfalls6788
    @brightfalls6788 23 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

    This Guy definitely Fawkes.

  • @ChronoSquare
    @ChronoSquare วันที่ผ่านมา +12

    We, the speakers of this English language, dispersed across the seven seas, used to be dispossessed to such flowing and elegant speech. That the common vulgarities has all but buried the bulk of a learned vocabulary beneath trite and banal shorthands is a travesty. The world as it has progressed for decades beyond the warnings given by one Uncle Ted has hastened the decline of our once proud vernacular.
    I weep knowing what a Kingdom the Isle of Britain used to be.
    Sincerely, your younger brother, America.

  • @coinpurse6414
    @coinpurse6414 7 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

    Naming conventions are fun. James VI of Scotland becomes James I of England because no English kings had the name James before him.

  • @swagalinialdentae9842
    @swagalinialdentae9842 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

    This Guy Fawks

  • @BriGuyIT
    @BriGuyIT 20 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    "Not like they hid it under a sloped roof." Bravo, my lad.

  • @BeppyTurnip
    @BeppyTurnip วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    The timing on this upload is .... Good timing

  • @richard1311
    @richard1311 14 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

    It should be noted the reason he was caught was because the gunpowder wouldn't light.

  • @mikeyb0121
    @mikeyb0121 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    Guy Fawkes is my hero

  • @cabnbeeschurgr
    @cabnbeeschurgr วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    "The multiplying villainies of nature do swarm upon him..."

  • @Valencetheshireman927
    @Valencetheshireman927 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

    Over time I’ve grown to be far more sympathetic to Fawkes. I wish we had him now.

    • @Kurze1988
      @Kurze1988 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      He'd hate everyone lol he was old school pope sho shiner EVERYONE today would disgust him

  • @hotrod4d
    @hotrod4d 8 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    I just want to take a minute of your time to point out how awesome and hilarious it sounds when Dank says "murder" 😂😂😂

  • @tenacious3911
    @tenacious3911 วันที่ผ่านมา +38

    "Earning him a reputation as one of the most diabolical traitors and villains in British history, up there with King John, Jack the Ripper, and Winston Churchill".
    Oh come on now, Fawkes wasn't nearly as bad as Churchill.

    • @scockery
      @scockery วันที่ผ่านมา +9

      *Tony Blair sweats nervously*

    • @napoleonfeanor
      @napoleonfeanor วันที่ผ่านมา

      King John had to rule without land and money as he had to sell all to pay for the bad King but good crusader Richard "Lionheart"

    • @jimtaylor294
      @jimtaylor294 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Nah; Fawkes was worse 😝 .

  • @mogadeet6857
    @mogadeet6857 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    'Banquet of doorknobs' 🤣

  • @joekisselburg4464
    @joekisselburg4464 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

    Well well well

  • @ninthundertow
    @ninthundertow วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    That "fum ad" was out of control.... 😂

  • @Burning_Dwarf
    @Burning_Dwarf วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    Embrace the likeness, try to get the throne😂

  • @TheSynthwaveMisfits
    @TheSynthwaveMisfits วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    THE LEGEND HIMSELF

  • @GarretTheGussy
    @GarretTheGussy วันที่ผ่านมา +24

    Anyone else gonna point out that he's a spitting image of the king???!?!?

  • @tomcharlton586
    @tomcharlton586 14 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    working a late shift in my groundskeeper willie job while my mates get smashed around a bonfire and use a tipper as a firework launching technical, this video is just what i needed

  • @OfficialAshArcher
    @OfficialAshArcher วันที่ผ่านมา +12

    Guy Fawkes is an excellent example of someone whose reputation has been rehabilitated favourably by the annals of history.

    • @jimtaylor294
      @jimtaylor294 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      ...except he hasn't 😂

  • @themydnighthour
    @themydnighthour วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    It's my birthday and my name is Guy. Reckon the parents had a sense of humor.