Who Started the Lizard People Conspiracy Theory?
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roswell has a lot of details that we are not allowed to discuss. The circuit board is WHY area 51 was bulit
Hi Simon. Please inform your lizard overmaster that Hopi is pronounced HO-pee not HOP-ee. Thanks.
Stick to the script lizard boy
@CatalinaJsvoeb no thanks bot
Not gonna lie... the nutty British TV anchor has a point... if you substitute "lizard people" for the government and "breaking free of the matrix" as attaining true freedom/liberty... then his ultimate solution of people refusing to be divided along these manufactured lines and just treating each other with respect & kindness in order to defeat those who are profiting from our division (the gov. and corporate overlords) actually makes sense lmao
They're called Gorn. I saw William Shatner fight one.
Yeah, Bill Whittle has a lifesize model in his office (along with Shatner).
LMAO
They're called Gwar. I saw one of them eat William Shatner.
Hahahaha! Brilliant, mate!😄
They are Silurians. Gorns are from a different planet.
To quote a former colleague working with AI back in the 1980s: "Intelligence may be artificial, but stupidity comes naturally."
Not just naturally, a few actually work at it. Naturally, that kind of stupidity drives me stupid-crazy. Fing people.....
AI's nemesis is OS.
Organic Stupidity. We've been working on that for thousands of years.
And Charles Darwin's theories are not as exact, or as thorough, as we might wish.
Sage words.
That’s pretty good😂
I dunno, I'd seen some artificial stupidity coming out of AI. I asked one about movie facts and it told me the name of the boat in Jaws was Jaws, and the god in Ghostbusters was named Slimer
My Bearded Dragon, Eric, told me there's no such thing as talking lizards.
Beardies are great. I loved my citrus female named Niv. Unfortunately she became eggbound at 12 and died..
Have you got a license for 'im?
He told you telepathically, then?
@@mandovillarreal5625 No. That was the joke. Jesus Christ.
@@anarchords1905Yeah, no s**t.
If the reptiles feed off human fear, anger and anxiety, surely they would have all died of obesity-related diseases long ago.
I had to fit the Lizard King with an insulin pump.
@@joel466 Damn it! Our own technology used against us.
The gnostic scriptures, Book Enoch and so on.. the Demiurg, the Archonts - that's the source of it all! Just with "Lizards" added.
Not if it's from a energy perspective just as we nourish from joy. So they would be in fact healtier than ever 😂
@@llllllllIIIIIIIIIII Serves them right.
This is exactly the kind of video the lizard people would produce in order make me think they don’t exist.
EXACTLY
This is exactly the kind of thinking that turns people schizophrenic
Yes, it's a bluff - join me in welcoming our Lizard People Masters - All Hail! Eat him first!
I am Arinake. Give your crickets, now, slaves!
Exactly what a non reptoid would say- oh Sh!t!
Hecklefish warned us.
Lizzid People!
He did
*LIZZID PEEPLE!!!* 😁
Lizzid peeple are very industrious.
CO-BRAAAAAA!
I live in New Zealand and can confirm we did indeed disappear into the sea in 1997 and we evolved gills. It is not the lizard people you should fear, it is the fish people of New Zealand.
So New Zealanders are the Deep Ones?
Yeah and now sheep rule the place
😂😂😂😂
This is what playing full contact football with no pads or helmets does to the brain. 😀
I believe Lovecraft called you "Deep Ones"
Eddie Izzard dropped the 'L' to hide his real identity.
Queen Elizardbeth did something similar.
@@donfades7869 Now that's the kind of proof I was looking for, apparently the tricks the lizard people can do with their tongues drives the ladies crazy...
The old tv show V is what I always think about when I hear lizard people.
Same 😂
I genuinely suspect it might have started the latest bout of reptiloid craze
for some is this a documentation...
Do you mean the old tv *documentary* V ?
Those were FACTS, yo.
I remember that show. Robert Englund (sp?) played an alien named Willie, who was friendly to humans and fought on the human's side. He also played Freddy Krueger, in the horror movies.
I have no idea why I remember all that.
I think it was from the 1970's SciFi series "V" where the space aliens were lizard people wearing human skin suits to blend in.
It's thousands of years old. The idea that some ppl are shapeshifters, and or the ability to change ones self into something else, not discluding multiple personalities and the disorders associated with mh problems embedded in identity and the crisis of ones own identity.
Yeah it's definitely a Truman Show effect where a piece of fiction taps into the natural paranoia some people have just a bit too well and it turns into an actual delusion
I love how humanity has such a problem with taking accountability for our own stupidity that it has to be something else making us stupid.
Which is really ironic when you think about it.
I blame it on stupid people.
@jasonkinzie8835 how is it ironic?
It's funny how many conspiracy theories have origins in OPENLY fictional pieces, like Atlantis, simulation theory, Mandela Effect, Hollow Earth...
Dianetics
Yep! Please let me know what you know about the fictional origin of Mandela effect. I often see the origin tied to Fiona Broome.
The COVID vaccine conspiracy is ripped off the movie Contagion, Pizzagate ripped off Five Nights at Freddie’s.
@@ShantyIrishman I'm not familiar with Contagion, but there are many c. theories surrounding those med interventions that are not based in good evidence/reality IMO, but there was definitely conspiring on the part of pharmaceutical interests and their all too cozy partners at the NlH and other regulators and agencies. Parts of the conspiracy took advantage of avenues of coordination setup to align best practices and then taken to an extreme, such as professional associations voluntarily enforcing the policies and standards set by previously mentioned authorities... with those authorities behaving in broken ways, so did every other org that aligned with it.
Obviously the scope of everything that happened for a few years there starting in 2O2O goes far beyond those examples.
I often think there is a shockingly large percentage of the human population who simply are not equipped to handle the concept of fiction
"He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty Lizard boy"
Nice Life of B ref.
Icke was a professional footballer, a goalie, before suffering from severe arthritis. he started having his whacko ideas around the same time he was on super strong meds for his ailment.
Are we talking about soccer or american football? Both of them carry risk from repeated concussions but for soccer goalie the risk would be lower I think...
@@stonefox2546 proper football. He played for Coventry City for a while. It was the arthritis meds that sent him loopy.
Only in America 😂 Football would be more accurate a name if the ball was made of actual feet. They also play the child’s game of rounder’s. They call it baseball and claim it’s a serious adult sport.
Your country is literally 1984 now and you still believe conspiracy people are just whacky? No wonder. You sir failed yourself.
A figured multiple severe head injuries factored into it.
I sense a pattern.1) Decide to be merciless enough to make a killing in the Ignorance Economy.
2) Pretend God/Lizards gave you a story that you really, REALLY believe.
3) Be miffed that no-one believes you, and start selling merch.
In the 80’s there was a historically accurate documentary TV series named “V”.
Historically ?
Hahahahahaha
There was a 2009-2011 remake.
I still have occasional nightmares about that show.
I met the Star Child
The vsauce pic for the simon whistler plug was epic😂😂😂😂😂
I'm glad someone else caught that!
I had to go back a couple of times, and re-watch it just to make sure
Yeah that was epic. Glad they had a sense of humor on this :O)
@@laurieandrus1430 same. I had to rewind just to make sure i saw what i saw. :)
I about spit out my drink. It caught me off guard.
Gotta love the use of Apophis' serpent guard (enslaved humans, bred to be subservient to a Goa'uld, a parasitic alien with a somewhat serpent-like appearance, pretending to be a god through the implantation of the larval form of the Goa'uld into an abdominal pouch, and subsequent elimination of the human's immune system, making them reliant on the larval Goa'uld to live, but gifting them with long life and health) in the thumbnail.
Yeah …. Loved that
Haha yeah saw that and was just like wait but that’s just a suit of armor lol
Clicked just for that 😂
He does like his Stargate
I came here looking for this comment
I mean, I'll vote for a lizard person if they're willing to give us free health care.
Before I start watching, here's my prediction: Captain Kirk started it when he fought the lizard guy in the greatest fight scene of all time!
The Gorn.
Nope, Robert E Howard had stories about them in his stories of King Kull. As a child, I read the comics, later his novels.
This exactly the kind of video a lizard person would put out!
Robert E Howard gave us the Lizard people, H.P Lovecraft gave us the Crab People (and to a lesser extent the Frog People)! I remember reading Whisperer in the Dark for the first time and being like "is this where South Park got the crab people from?"
Mi-Go are fungal beings...
Craaaaab people! Craaaaab people! Taste like Crab, talk like people…
Fear the crab cat
He did? I never heard that. Howard did give us Conan.
Howard was also a notorious racist.
Like I ain't liberal tearsing this.
I started reading some of the Conan stuff. Jesus Christ,
Howard feared black people like Lovecraft feared the gays.
I am a lizard man, and I approve this message. We're not real. Promise. Now give me your gold.
I'll trade you some gold nuggets for some crickets
Wrong planet mate, next one along.
are you sure you don't want our anger and sorrow or whatever? we got plenty of that
quit devouring our babies!!
@@GorGob But... they're tasty. They go good on toast.
1:17 Lol he casually mentioned himself among the list of shape-shifting reptiles.
Yeah. "Casually" 😂
You know a video is on point when TH-cam displays an “information panel” to “flag” the content.
The information panel is how you know they're lying
@@teemoney9443 lizard people are real. youtube confirmed.
The "information pannel'' doesn't appear to me
Watch Donald Rumsfeld refuse to say he isn’t one for over an hour when asked by a comedian.
We're not lizards, we're Silurians.
Simon keeps forgetting that he's one of us and forgets that we aren't supposed to talk about "lizard people".
He is trying to make it appear as a silly subject, thus obfuscating the truth. Make light about the truth, make jokes about it, make those who understand the truth appear as idiots so others don't listen to them.
This is a good tactic. Much better tactic than the traditional denial or ignoring it - if we kept to the traditional ways, the truth would eventually get out.
@@Artyomthewalrus Have you stopped taking your meds?
the ones from the sea scarier the poo out of me.
@@peterwarren6814 have you not seen the Silurians?
Sounds fitting somehow.
For a second I thought Al Capone invented Lizard ppl… nice hat Howard
I'm just glad I'm not the only one 😂
Me too!
Darn it .... I'd have put a bet on it being Al Capone.
Me too. LMAO
That guy was also the creator of Conan the Barbarian
You went through a whole list of potential lizard people but didn't say Mark Zuckerberg? 1:15
Mark is a robot, not a lizard shapeshifter
@@charmeskolen5719 He prefers the term artificial person.
@@wyldhowl2821 that’s an outdated and offensive term. The correct one is “electrical American
@@jarcuadanantus28 we are but antennae here
A fair first guess but if you really think about it he HAS to be an android.
I like how Lovecraft is low key responsible for so much of our current zeitgeist.
I can’t believe you didn’t mention V.
A TV series from the 80’s.
The first season was excellent. Certainly up there in believability with the A-Team and Wrestlemania.
The idea of aliens wanting to steal our gold always made me laugh. Because there are asteroids fucking made of it. They'd do much better just mining asteroids lol
But, but, but we have the special "mono-atomic" gold and that sounds all sciencey so it must be true! LOL Seriously, ANY rock that this planet is made of is infinitely easier to obtain in space, from asteroids, than from all the way down our gravity well.
Yaeh but it is more fun to have slaves do it for you.
Yea the history of human space flight has been a monumental demonstration of: "bloody hell, fk getting anything out of this damn gravity well!"
@@aggonzalezdc Unless that thing is the manhole cover that got shot into space during nuclear testing in the 50s. Always makes me smile to imagine that manhole cover just flying through space unobstructed by any kind of resistance. Eventually making it's way to an alien civilisation after billions of years. And that's the first piece of absolute proof that civilisation has which proves the existence of extra-terrestrial life.
I dunno why, but i smile thinking about this often. Even though the nuke probably melted it, at least in part. But i just picture it perfectly preserved, just floating.
but but but it is a special kink of mono atomic gold found only in the Persian Gulf water in Eden 😂
Sleestak here, we consider "lizard people" pejorative.
Little Chief Greenleaf was probably just the guy's weed dealer.
This reminds me of that one Dave Chappelle story.
Hey now, don't lump us in with those weirdos. I'm a daily smoker and I can't even begin to wrap my head around why someone would buy into such nonsense as lizard people existing and running the world.
It's actually the snake people!
If not then it's a good name for one.
raflmfao
Legolas Greenleaf is doing some business on the side. 😂
Re: Lizard people - I was really expecting L Ron Hubbard to pop up somewhere in here.
I wonder how much Hubbard's grift was influenced by Shufelt's grift.
No self-respecting lizard person would associate themselves with THAT wacko!
@@agcons Alot. He snagged junk from everywhere and thing for his 🐂💩 theology.
I thought of him a couple times to.
Hubbard doesn't mention lizard ppl
Having lived and been around Native American people for decades, I can feel confident in saying Hopi is pronounced Hope-E, not Hop-E. I have never before today heard anyone call them Hop-E.
Clearly our Squid Overlords are attempting to make light of our Lizard Overlords in an attempt to hide their opulence and overreaching grandeur.
Nice try in your attempt to put us off the trail of our Octopus overlords.
I met a Lizard Man once. Name’s Vzrnlm. Cool guy. Low maintenance. No concept of transparent substances. Bout as smart as a ferret.
Did you curl tails with him?
@@Flies2FLL That’s private.
@@M-_-O Good answer!
What congressional district does he rule?
@@harrysweeten9417 Pervert!
If you'll just put on these sunglasses, you'll see the Lizard people are all around us!
😎
Great They Live reference! 😂
"I'd watch that movie, and please get the Wachowskis to direct it"
Well, they did, it's called "Jupiter Ascending"...
should have been called 'jupiter flushing' ...
And it SUCKED.
7:13 Considering how having enough water for Southern California is a real issue, striking water should be almost as good as gold.
I swear, Simon deserves an Oscar for making it through that entire video while keeping a straight face! 🤣
Particularly due to no existence of video editing.
Maybe they did hundreds of edits. Or thousands
Is it just me or were his hands a little shakey?
Am I the only one who would be okay with lizard people ruling the world?
Like have you ever spent time with a lizard? They're THE most chill lifeform in the world. Put them in charge. All they'll want is heat lamps, flat things to lay on, and a steady supply of either crickets or lentils.
Not sure I can go for that. Lizards will ban cats as their first act. I love my cats and they eat lizards. So I would prefer cats being in charge. They are chill, but viscous when necessary. 😉
Horrible idea. You'll put them in charge of the thermostat 👎🏻
Thing is they arent just lizzards, they are human lizzard hybrids with the worst of both species traits.
Not sure if anyone has yet mentioned the Keith Laumer noel The Monitors, I shall just mention that it is germane to this comment.
You've... never been bitten by a lizard, have you?
I remember them being called Sleestack in the 70's Saturday children's TV show Land Of The Lost...but Jim Morrison lead singer of The Doors was the Lizard King...
I remember watching that every weekend!
I remember that show. I was born late 70s so I didn't get to watch that much. I do remember it though. Memories
Oh! I loved that show! Dinosaurs and aliens deep inside the Earth 🦖 👽
That was a great show! I used to watch reruns of it on me tv. Another good show was The Land of Giants.
Right. He was straight up saying it. And he was also CIA
You didn't mention the Gorn from Star Trek, or the Visitors from V 🐊🦎🦖
To get through this with largely a straight face is a testament to your skill
Perfect timing, Sssssimon. People were sssstarting to catch on. Thanksssss.
LOL!
Only came to say Jaffa Kree!
And now im watching SG-1 when i get homw
Indeed.
@@TheMightyZwom does that "indeed" come with 1 raised eyebrow?
Did he beat David Icke to the punch?
I thought that's what it is.
WTF!!! No Silurians from Doctor Who!!!???!!!
yes, for the Doctor.
Blasphemy! 😂
Jon Pertwee would not be happy about this.
Because Silurians arent Aliens! They're native to Earth but predate humans.
Hecklefish was right? Omg, Hecklefish was right!
Lizard people are real, I saw a documentary where they came down in spaceships disguised as people and ate rats
The lizard people started the lizard people conspiracy. They’re actually not that bad. The one who lives under my bed is really nice.
I've got a friendly Vampire who's the nighttime guard for the community. Such a nice chap, he knew Atilla the Hun.
@@Bowl-O-Noodlez My brother did always enjoy going out of his way to help others. Though ever since the Crimean War he's been a changed man.
Our reptilian overlords can't be all that great if they are conspiracy theorists, bro.
@JesseJoyce,
At night, he doesn't nibble on your toes?
Exposing Whistleboy’s true allegiance to lizard kind here on camera was a brilliant move!
Look at his jacket during the sponsorship part. A dead give away.
@@HS-su3cf wait why is his jacket flapping like that? Lizard anatomy?! 😂
maybe a brilliant move but also dangerous!!!! 🤣
@@Mognam True, but he had no choice. The lizard people put the screws to him.
Simon missed a prime opportunity at the end of the video. They could have used CGI to have a lizard tongue pop out of his mouth and lick his chops and have his eyes turn green. ;)
Oh no the Lizards got to Simon.
80’s kids will remember the traumatizing TV series, “V”.
"V" the original 1983 mini series also have the reptilian alien angle.
Kenneth Johnson (the creator) has been contacted by conspiracy theorists asking how he knew before everyone else that reptiles are trying to take over...
Ironically, V is inspired by Sinclair Lewis' novel, "It Can't Happen Here" from 1935.
Oh, and there's that Doctor Who episode, as well as Howard's work.
Why do I suddenly have a strong hankering for.....Mealworms?
*licks eyeballs* idk man, you're a weirdo for sure
Because you think like a pretty average human being? A German human being? Only Germans use capitals the way you do. Huh, Mealworms? Must be our man from Köln, again.
Are you perchance a Ferengi?🤔
🤨
Are you a Ferengi?
The Holy Goalie, David Icke.
I think the most embarrassing thing about the whole thing for him wasn't the wild claims necessarily, but that he played for Hereford United.
Hereford United 😂😂
Have you ever read one of his books?
@@BertSimsenpersonally I agree with everything David Icke says, but my three adult kids are constantly telling me I’m crazy so I guess that doesn’t say much, but David makes a huge amount of sense to me and I totally agree with his take on and vision for humanity. What could not be improved with a dose of love and kindness. His take on the elites running the world I also believe. I watch it play out in politics and the gender agenda. Love and bliss.
@@deborahcadabra-w5zI that type of case [with your kids] I think the best you can do is share *with/them/aboūt/CńtrI/Bks/Fråc/Rêš/Bkg/thāt/m0śt/rëv/goės/t0/th/īnt/0n/th/deb*
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I have a lizard friend. She was just a little baby when i learned that, after coming back from the chicken coup id take my slippers off at the back door, but because of chicken poo, flies would gather around them, and then the lizard would come over for the flies to eat them. So I'd intentionally step in fresh poo while out there, carefully walk back and place my slippers nearer to the wood pile where the lizard lived at the time so she could hunt the flies closer to the safety of her home. Id pour water on the ground near her, and she'd come drink it, ravenously, when thirsty but she doesnt always drink water, especially if she just had some the day prior. I eventually began feeding her freeze-dried meal worms and can now feed her by hand even tho she lives outside and is completely wild. She disappeared over winter, hiding from the cold, then came back out when it warmed up and she was slightly larger than before since she was growing. She was about 3 inches long when i first really began interacting with her, and shes now about 6 or 7 inches from tip of her nose to the tip of her tail (i keep saying "she" because the sexual dimorphism between males and females is very distinct with the males being larger and very colorful on their heads, but she is smaller and no coloration, so, female) and she's nice and healthy from getting fed and watered basically whenever she wants. Everyday now, at sunset, i go to the larger wood pile she lives in now and tap on it and call "lizard friend? My lizard friend, are you here?" And she will come out, skitter over near me, and wait for me to set her worms down, then rushes to the worms soon as theyre within reach whether I'm near them or not, and begins to scarf. And if i hold one of the worms out to her between my thumb and index finger and kinda roll it back and forth, she comes up and will snatch it and just sit right there and eat it. My nephews and mom call her Lizzy, i call her Lizard Friend, or just my lizard friend like, "oh! Hello, my lizard friend!" Because she is.. my lizard friend. I wish we could post pictures here, i have some of her that i would happily share with anyone who wanted to see. I love my lizard friend and have watched her grow and built trust with her very slowly over the course of just a little over a year.
Stop walking through people's 💩 to appease the lizard people 😒 good story.....
The presence of ETs at Roswell did not come from Lazar, it came from the civilian witnesses who gave confessional interviews in their later years. Look up the Sirius Disclosure Roswell interviews
A "conspiracy theory," fact boi?
...sounds like something a lizard person would say...
Everyone knows it's the cat people who rule the world 😹
You mean cats?
Khajiit have wares if you have coin.
No it's not! It is dog people who rule the world. Cat people are SO 70s.
Right you are!
Dumb sea people of the fork and hand win in the end, but 🦁🐍 osiris is the best at watching movies, though at first we were all children believing fairy tales, without 🥷.
Isn't Zuckerberg one? Oh, no, he was a real boy that wished upon a star to be a real wooden puppet
Only a lizard person would tell me that lizard people do not exist. Trust no one.
"The Rand Corporation in conjunction with the Saucer People under the supervision of the Reverse Vampires". Milhouse said it so much better.
Lovecraft gave us the fish-human hybrid of Innsmouth and worshippers of Dagon along with the Mi-Go, fungus-based, winged crustacean-like entities.
Zecharia Sitchen didn't create the Annunaki, they're ancient deities from Sumerian, Babylonian, Akkadian and Assyrian mythology.
At 3:30 when they show the picture for the shadow of kingdom I thought for a second is that Al Capone I really thought for a moment that Al Capone was the one who started the lizard people theory 😂
Same😅😂
"We're right in the middle of a fucking reptile zoo! And somebody's giving booze to these goddamn things!" ~ HST
Tell Me About the Fucking Golf Shoes!
How much did they pay you to screw that bear?
"We want the messiah. Give us a sign, David" 😂😂💀
Area 51 wasnt mentioned in 1948 because Area 51 didn't exist yet. The base is part of the Nellis Air Force Gunnery and Bombing Range, which wasnt established until the end of 1950. A small airfield existed there since 1940, but the security lockdown didnt happen until it was picked to host development of the U-2 in 1955.
I always thought the origin of the lizard people story was just the fact that so many people fell asleep watching the miniseries "V" in the 80s
Lol, I remember that. Fun fact, did you know the aliens in "They Live" were originally suppose to be lizard people also? Don't know if that would've made it better or worse.
The Cylons of Battle Star Galactica were originally to be Lizard people, but as they built out the story line, it was easier to explain killing robots than Lizards. Long live the Cylons.
Fracking toaster
They were a lizard people, who invented some nasty robots with AI that wiped them out and took over their civilization (including their names).
Title: Who started the lizard people conspiracy theory?
Alphabet: Better put a disclaimer on here that it's a conspiracy theory...
Who's Alphabet?
@@aleanddragonITAYou seriously just asked that, on the internet, on a platform owned by them that you could have quite easily looked up on a search engine owned by them?
@@GryphonBrokewing you assume the existence of 'lizard people' is a 'conspiracy'
@@Daniel-ef6gg it's not though. It's a crude understanding of mh. And primarily of ppl with serious mh problem of a dangerous kind
@@Daniel-ef6gg I didn't say that; why are you making libelous statements?
I was pointing out the redundancy of the actual *title* of the episode and that nannying need of the platform to "fact check" it. Simon didn't deny being a lizard person in the actual video, incidentally.
When I had a drug problem some years ago I ended up spending some time in jail. There was a woman there who was convinced there were many different types of humanoid shapeshifters. I was always nice to her and one day she looked me dead in the eye and said “You’re the kindest Draconian girl I’ve ever met.” I asked what that was and she smiled and said “Oh come on I know you’re a lizard” 😅 I just said thank you and kept it moving 😂 over 6 years sober these days.
In bulgarian folklore we have allot of stories about lizard people, who are living underground. Once in a while some of them are shapeshifting and looking for a bride. We have stories about Krali Marko, who is a son of a lizard man and human woman. The hero have super human strength and is helping people.
This lizard people conspiracy is just reinvented old folklore.
So are fantasy and horror. 🤓🤓
I think that you're reinvented old folklore.
Your Lizard King is a Beer ?
@@andydavis8437 What do you mean?
@@petarmarkov606 There is a Macedonian beer called Krali Marko
Somehow this avoids the History Channel and its Crazy haired Ancient Aliens crew.
Ancient Aliens is clearly made by sleastacks in human suits.
.
Yeah, I’m quite surprised I didn’t see Mr Tsukalous talking about the Silurian hypothesis-especially given Simon’s commentary on the history channel
And bad wigs.@@satanicmicrochipv5656
"If we want a world of love and peace, we have to be loving and peaceful with everyone. Even people we don't like."
Isn't that pretty much the first of Jesus' rules that Christians promptly forgot?
Both world views have some good values despite being based on a delusion.
If a lot of people love each other, the world would be a better place to live.
-Tommy Wiseau
In all honesty, if "Christians" followed the rules of their own alleged messiah, Christianity as a doctrine would have died during the first centuries of the Middle Ages. It became popular, even if only on paper and vocal propaganda, because it was forcely imposed on peoples by Governments and Religions of the Governments.
How in the fuck do people so easily believe such stupidass shit?
I yearn for the day of tolerance when humans will realize it is okay to come out and identify as a 'lizard person'.
Lori Lightfoot is NOT a shapeshifting Lizard. She’s just run of the mill Lizard. She can’t shape-shift worth a damn.
YOu know, it is hard for me to divide my loyalty between Cthulhu and our Lizard Overlords
Chthulu is from the hereafter our overlords aren't lizards they are snakes and some are octopus and jelly fish, and Grey's are the pirates if the galaxy and there mommy is a mantis
@@Helelsonofdawn how dare you spread such heresies? Guards! GUARDS! 🤣
@@Deimnos I just winged it, snake mother forgive me mantis mother forgive me......whut!!!!! You read so much then one day there like you got rules homie!!!!!
So far, Ive lived through 4 different apocalypses. 1997, 2000, 2012 and 2020.
I feel like maybe people should stop predicting the end of the world.
Apocalypse is just a revealing, not necessarily a cataclysm. But, yeah.
What was the ‘97 one again? Was it the comet? (Hailbop or something like that)
Edit: per the video, I guess it was Icke. I don’t remember that one at all.
@@ngantnier words have usage, not meaning. The word apocalypse is used to mean end of the world, it doesn't matter what it originally was used for, only how it is used now.
David Icke: Oh noes, I don't want to say or do anything that might make people laugh at me...
Also David Icke: Laugh all you want, I got me some money money money!! 🤣
He is such lunatic. 😂
@@Stable_GeniusSchizophrenia is a terrible illness.
Crab people, crab people, taste like crab act like people.
Gelgameks And Giant Spider
isn't it the other way round?
Do they keep Crab-Cats for pets?
*Fear the Crab-Cat!*
There are many crab-people here in Maryland.
How do you explain, then, that fur coats are forbidden, today, but not snake skin coats, crocodile shoes and handbags? You can't answer that, can you? Can you!? No! So stop!
i didnt believe in reptilians until i saw that TH-cam posted an "information panel" under this video... haha
1:26 casually includes himself lololol
the best part is i think that's Michael from vsauce instead
I always thought Simon was a shape-shifting reptile. Now he confirmed it.
I thought he was going to lick his eyeball when he admitted to being one!
Hiding in plain sight!
@@fuzzy3440 you say that as if it's a bad thing.
Why do the reptiles want to rule the world? I believe they gave us a clue when one of the most prominent reptilians, Curt Smith said; “Everybody Wants to Rule the World.”😂
We aren't doing a great job. I for one welcome our non-avian overlords!
0:41 Honestly this is the most scathing rebuke for the entire argument I've ever heard, and it's stated in a manner of 14 seconds. Checkmate, insane people.
As a New Zealander, I'm perturbed to discover that we disappeared under the sea in 1997 and nobody bothered to tell us
I think the original "V" television series from back in 1983 may have played a part in the whole thing too.
It’s pretty clear that Simon is a Lizard person because a real human would not have outed himself during the video.
"A real human would not have outed himself?" Allow me to introduce you to the Gay Rights Movement, lol! 😆😄😂😅🤣😎😎🥳🥳
"his good friend, HP Lovecraft" ah. that explains everything.
I for one welcome the day that we can openly acknowledge our great lizard overlord, Simon Whistler, in his true unfettered reptilian glory.
In the "Four Corners" area of the United States, where New Mexico, Utah, Arizona, and Colorado meet, there is an anthropomorphic figure found on rocks known as the Lizard Man. The figure is found near sites associated with cannibalism.
As a matter of simple fact, iguanas are taking over Florida. (It's something of an improvement, actually.)
I know someone with keen knowledge of the 12th planet. He eats gold and travels to Southern California to help healers align their crystals.
The best part of this is that there remains a degree of ambiguity as to whether you're mocking such things or being serious. Either way it's hilarious.
I'm wondering how much of the 4% actually believes it and how much the 4% were being trolls I'd say more were being serious and less were being trolls
More than 4% of women drink while pregnant, I can believe 4% do actually think that
People believe all kinds of stupid stuff. Just pick any religion and take a deep dive, it's all monsters and crazy things.
I keep giggling every time Simon pronounces Hopi as “hoppy” 😂
(It’s HOPE-ee)
"hot diggedy, an alien spacecraft! Send it immediately to Area 51 for study"
"But Sir. Thats where we are building the fake Moon landing."
"Then we have to really go to the moon. Invent NASA and tell them to get off their fannies!"