omg this will be the first time I actually mean "LOL" when I say it on you tube!I cant stop laughing, she is awsome! thank you sooooo much for this videos!
Miss Ellen DeGeneres, you are such a phenomenal person. oh my God, I can't get enough of your stand-ups. I'm just cleaning@ home, and epiphany popped up and, go watch Ellen. You need some laughter when I got home that's the first thing I did go figure.you are such an amazing actress, stand up comedian, and last but not least your beautiful talk show. I love you so much. you definitely have a fan for life. may God continue to keep blessing you and your family today and always abundantly. God bless you..sometimes you don't know the affect you have on people. The lovely woman that came from the audience that said because of you she came out of the closet and, I said wow that's priceless! my favorite part of the show, is the whole show, everything, specially when you were dancing to Salt and Pepper. Priceless! Miss Ellen, you know you have so much Rhythm, I can never get enough of you. DITTO.💞🙏💐
- Surely I've gone around once or twice... maybe the wind will open the flap.. rofl She's just hilarious! I've seen her stand-up shows sooooooooooo many times. Never grow tired of her.
I randomly shout out "Hey Nancy! NANCY!" ever since I first saw this. I love doing it in like a crowded amusement park or something. Of coure I do the exagerated "That's not Nancy. Didn't it look like Nancy?!" as well.
"This is no time to celebrate!" Lol. I haven't laughed this hard since....the last time I watched this. Which was when it came on HBO!!! I LOVE Ellen!!
This is sooo true! I have to get car keys to open cd s up sometimes, "open here, is that sarcasm?" It's funny when she says "you're just slashing..." The light bulls "oh they'll be fine" LOL open on both ends! All that bathroom stuff happens to me!
its sooo hard to watch ellen in the middle of the night or early morning.. I was laughing so hard..from the nacy part.. I swear I woke ppl up..& the my cat thought I was hurt!
LOL, it's a suggestion of what toilet paper shoudl be... an innuendo, it's a ghost... I love Ellen, she's going on about the kind of stuff I complain about!
the old joke i got from sarah silverman would be useful "nancy? nancy? oh wait you're not nancy... you look like my friend nancy, you really do. do you get that a lot?"
i agree so much. I love the people who don't rely on cussing or massive talks about sex as well, to get people to laugh. Ellen is the funniest because all her stuff is true and she's just natually funny no strings attached, genuine
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omg this will be the first time I actually mean "LOL" when I say it on you tube!I cant stop laughing, she is awsome!
thank you sooooo much for this videos!
"why would you wipe my spittle away?" lmao.
Miss Ellen DeGeneres, you are such a phenomenal person. oh my God, I can't get enough of your stand-ups. I'm just cleaning@ home, and epiphany popped up and, go watch Ellen. You need some laughter when I got home that's the first thing I did go figure.you are such an amazing actress, stand up comedian, and last but not least your beautiful talk show. I love you so much. you definitely have a fan for life. may God continue to keep blessing you and your family today and always abundantly. God bless you..sometimes you don't know the affect you have on people. The lovely woman that came from the audience that said because of you she came out of the closet and, I said wow that's priceless! my favorite part of the show, is the whole show, everything, specially when you were dancing to Salt and Pepper. Priceless! Miss Ellen, you know you have so much Rhythm, I can never get enough of you. DITTO.💞🙏💐
The toilet paper thing made me laugh so hard because it happens to me almost every damn time.
I love her.
I peed a little.
I seriously almost peed my pants. "Why did you just wipe my spittle away?!"
"Oh, there's Nancy. Nancy! Nancy! NANCY! Oh, that's NOT NANCY!" The Best!
God I wasn't even alive when this was posted
That scissors part is SOOOOOO true. I found that from working at Target. Scissors and knives come in packaging that requires a blade to open.
- Surely I've gone around once or twice... maybe the wind will open the flap..
rofl
She's just hilarious! I've seen her stand-up shows sooooooooooo many times. Never grow tired of her.
"Why would you wipe my spittle away?!"
"You don't want that there? How dare you wipe my spittle away!"
I randomly shout out "Hey Nancy! NANCY!" ever since I first saw this. I love doing it in like a crowded amusement park or something. Of coure I do the exagerated "That's not Nancy. Didn't it look like Nancy?!" as well.
"Oh they'll be fine!" lolol
the nancy part is the best. I LOVE ELLEN!
when she says "weird stuff happening inside" i laughed my asscheeks off. hahahahahha
the Nancy gig is priceless!!
Her facial expressions are priceless..........The waving part was hilarious.
"i thought you were someone else" hahahahahahahahahah best line ever!!!!!
The toilet paper bit is the BEST. I am CRYING!
NANCY!!! NANCY!!!!.. ugh.. that's not nancy!... I thought u were someone else! hahahaha I love it!!! :D
OMG! When she was talking about how you think someone is waving at you and you wave back, that always happens to me LOL
Ahh that's the worse.
"sometimes they just go off randomly, you just sitting thing thee and whoosh!
HOW DARE YOU!"
LOL i love ellen!!!!
"This is no time to celebrate!" Lol. I haven't laughed this hard since....the last time I watched this. Which was when it came on HBO!!! I LOVE Ellen!!
Lol!! I LOVE the voice she uses to exclaim about Nancy!
the waving at a stranger at the end is so true.
"This is no time to celebrate" haha gets me every time
the nancy parts gets me everytime lol doubled over when i see that part
"Thick thick government plastic" ftw :)
The part at the end with getting waved at but they're not waving at you... that happens to me on almost a daily basis lol! Ellen is so funny!!! :D
hahaha I was gonna make a comment with that exact quote, but then I saw you beat me to it :D
"Jesus I just want toilet paper!"
I'm not sure I have ever continuously laughed for this length of time in my entire life...hahahahaha
"Cheese wheel" LOL. So cute.
Ouh, there's Nancy!
*waving*
Well, that's not Nancy...
:D her voice: priceless!
"open here is that sarcasm" LOL I have this dvd, and I die laughing EVERY time! Ellen is the BEST comedian
NANCY NANCY AHHH ITS NOT NANCY jajajajajjaa thats the best
I liked the way she was saying "that's not Nancy!!"
This is sooo true! I have to get car keys to open cd s up sometimes, "open here, is that sarcasm?" It's funny when she says "you're just slashing..." The light bulls "oh they'll be fine" LOL open on both ends! All that bathroom stuff happens to me!
"JESUS I JUST WANT TOILET PAPER!"
Man she's freakin' awesome
tears are streaming down my cheeks after her 'toilet paper' routine! Brilliant!
THAT'S NOT NANCY! It cracks me up every time xD
"You dont want that there? WHY would you wipe my spittle away?" lmao!
"This is no time to celebrate!" lol!
One time, i jumped on my grandpa's back because i thought it was him.
It was an elderly woman.
The automatic flush conundrum happened to me recently, and did exactly what she did... that marching thing...
"weird things happening inside"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!
love it :P
that bit with the toilet paper is bloody true ....its funny cause its so true lol
Lets go! Lets go! It looked like Nancy!... :D:D:D:D Love it!!!!
oh the batteries and the lightbulbs! ha ha
"How dare you?!?!?"
hahahahahaha
"...and then try to buy a light bulb. thin thin thin cardboard...open on both ends..." ahahahahaha
nancy! NANCY! ah thats not nancy! ahahahha
"HOW DARE YOU!" LOL hahaha
"'Open Here' Is that Sarcasm?... Are they mocking me? 'Open Here'"
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
practically streaming tears on that one she is so funny
YOU DON'T WANT THAT THERE ??!
hahaa hilarious
I LOVE her little voices =D
"Weird stuff happening inside"... OMG hahahaaa
I died laughing at the nancy part!
"Why did you wipe my spittle away?!" lol
8:39 - end:
I can't count the amount of times that's happened to me. xD
"This is no time to CELEBRATE"! lmao i love Ellen
Omg I'm watching this and it's midnight and I think I woke my mum and dad up oh dear xx
its sooo hard to watch ellen in the middle of the night or early morning.. I was laughing so hard..from the nacy part.. I swear I woke ppl up..& the my cat thought I was hurt!
" Why would you wipe my spitule away?" haha
hahahahahaha thats not nancy! thats the most hilarious voice ive ever heard.. XD
"HOW DARE YOU!" -- hahaha...
"THAT"S NOT NANCY," Ellen's great
oh my gosh, i just find myself nodding at everything she says! i love Ellen!!!! :D
Nancy!! Lmao
I laughedddd sooo hard at the last part !
the toilet paper part if so funny
LOL, it's a suggestion of what toilet paper shoudl be... an innuendo, it's a ghost...
I love Ellen, she's going on about the kind of stuff I complain about!
the old joke i got from sarah silverman would be useful "nancy? nancy? oh wait you're not nancy... you look like my friend nancy, you really do. do you get that a lot?"
18 people thought the thumbs down looked like the "Like" button, but they were mistaken. (Nancy!)
This part was the best. laughing my ass off, literally
the toilet part was AMAZINGLY FUNNY!!! i totally do taht toilet fake out thign!! i almost died when i h eard this its soooooooooo funny~!!!!!
so true, public toilets have toilet paper that is practically transparent
"This is no time to celebrate!"
Hell, I don't know what the world would be without the prodigy of Ellen!
I'm crying,I've never laughed so hard in all my life!
i am laughing soooo hard.. i can't even breathe
I cried so much out of laughter that i need to remake my makeup :)
Nancy!! XD
"You dont want that there? WHY would you wipe my spittle away? O.o"
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This Made my day! XD
wow! I haven't laughed like this in a long time
When I was younger I was afraid of automatic toilets lol
she looks like a princess Diane at times
omg this is my favorite.... what could happen to batteries?? and then you go to buy a light bulb... thin thin thin cardboard. lmao
The bathroom bit happens to me all the time. Its irritating. "I'll decide when I'm done."
What I like best about her comedy is that it's completely non offensive. She just points out lifes little quirks and how helarious they are.
I'll decide when I'm done! hahaha
Where's part 7? :(
All you need is a microphone, a stool, a bottle of water, and astute observations... :)
She says such deep thoughtful things! Amazin
can someone tell me where the avacado joke is? you know the the one where she goes to the grocery store
who could dislike this?!
I laughed so hard I cried!!!! XD
i agree so much. I love the people who don't rely on cussing or massive talks about sex as well, to get people to laugh. Ellen is the funniest because all her stuff is true and she's just natually funny no strings attached, genuine
OMG thats soo funny :'D I was crying so hard from laughin!! I wish I was there..
Hahahaha...My Sisters name is Nancy.