WHITE CHURCH VS. BLACK CHURCH

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  • @Nicprofication
    @Nicprofication 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3589

    as an ASIAN i love the black church culture !!! SO HYPED AND SO MUCH JOY AND DANCING AND PRAISING AND SINGING TO THE LORD, but of course each church have their own good and bad, at the end of the day, if you are truly worshiping the LORD, you shouldn't be minding how others view on you when you are singing praise to the LORD
    Edit: I didn't know I had this much likes XDD Thanks everyone

    • @nalanickole930
      @nalanickole930 6 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      I'm just gonna say, you look sooo cute Ahahahahaha

    • @belindabernard-robinson7738
      @belindabernard-robinson7738 6 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      So trueee

    • @alexandra_9818
      @alexandra_9818 6 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Preach sister!!

    • @gaarasama1247
      @gaarasama1247 6 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      I love black church culture too. Its the best and it feels so happy. But your right everyone does it different and as long as they follow god its ok

    • @dtpeacelive8500
      @dtpeacelive8500 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Right every church Is different and special in their own way

  • @ursusmega2803
    @ursusmega2803 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3541

    The 'white woman voice' impersonation is absolutely spot on. 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @taniasimone6703
      @taniasimone6703 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Ursus Mega that white chicks music 😂

    • @skyeriggins9924
      @skyeriggins9924 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It's on point 😂😂🤣🤣

    • @Williamwestp24
      @Williamwestp24 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      She sounds like Gloria Bunker with that ditzy voice.🤣

    • @princeneilumali1067
      @princeneilumali1067 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      it literally is great hahaha

    • @jackjackson7343
      @jackjackson7343 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      a meeeeeeeeeeeezing

  • @Wilma.Flintstone
    @Wilma.Flintstone 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1422

    "If you're not going to be ready, musician, you can go home now...you can go home now" 😂

    • @annegachanja3468
      @annegachanja3468 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Face256
      @Face256 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Wilma Flintstone 🤣🤣 read this at exact time the video played there

    • @princenadroj9766
      @princenadroj9766 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Dig pick bipolar that’s every black church mother in a nutshell.

    • @antmuk94
      @antmuk94 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😂😂😂

    • @lesliesmith3452
      @lesliesmith3452 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol

  • @robinw7193
    @robinw7193 4 ปีที่แล้ว +441

    “Husband’s actin’ a fool.” I’ve heard that so often! 😂

  • @AndreTalksAlot
    @AndreTalksAlot 8 ปีที่แล้ว +988

    "If you're not ready musician you can go home now." Literally DECEASED 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂Yazzz tell him!!

    • @tankcoleman9508
      @tankcoleman9508 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Andre Acts Alot 😭😭😭😭

    • @iMelanin
      @iMelanin 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      LMFAOOOO

    • @chellywhit
      @chellywhit 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Are your ready now? Lol. It's your world. I'm just living in it.

    • @luvleelocs22
      @luvleelocs22 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Literally passed out.

  • @KCH732
    @KCH732 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1486

    I know they are not playing A Thousand Miles. 😂😂😂

  • @youtubeleader4043
    @youtubeleader4043 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2456

    So true black churches be lit in a gospel way 😂😂😂

    • @nidaph
      @nidaph 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lit isn't the rigth word

    • @redvelvetlover1461
      @redvelvetlover1461 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@nidaph *right. 😑

    • @maryrey789
      @maryrey789 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      TH-cam Leader Not all...you would be surprised!!!

    • @A-60-The-Coolest-Entity-Ever
      @A-60-The-Coolest-Entity-Ever 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@nidaph bruh shut up your profile ain't even ever a word lit is just a new word for cool

    • @nidaph
      @nidaph 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@A-60-The-Coolest-Entity-Ever Wtf I was saying that because lit it's not the right word...black church are epic...You guys always search for negativity content

  • @sihmonahblyf4733
    @sihmonahblyf4733 5 ปีที่แล้ว +244

    And PLEASE don't forget the Church Announcement, and Offering Time when you have to get up and walk to the front and drop that money while the deacons and ushers watch you hands like hawks holding the baskets all TIGHT! 😆😆😄😂😄🤣

  • @aliyahboswell4675
    @aliyahboswell4675 7 ปีที่แล้ว +935

    "It's your world, I'm just living in it" Chile, I got so TICKLED!! As a keyboardist in black churches y'all have NO CLUE what we deal with! 😂😂😂

    • @frederickweeksjr.1189
      @frederickweeksjr.1189 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      EXACTLY

    • @clashmadness4540
      @clashmadness4540 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      😂😂🤷

    • @cakeslayer509
      @cakeslayer509 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Sis I know, they change up the song like real quick without telling you😂😂😂😂😂

    • @anjericadior2656
      @anjericadior2656 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Tell me about it

    • @CoachTR
      @CoachTR 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Truest statement ever lol

  • @mulangasarahmbayabu1119
    @mulangasarahmbayabu1119 7 ปีที่แล้ว +641

    “Curlers wouldn’t get hot!”😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂tell em sista girl!

  • @Tristan11406
    @Tristan11406 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1324

    DEAD at her drinking the water 😆😂

    • @Verowatches
      @Verowatches 8 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      That mm-hmm...mm-mmm.....mm-hmm...... Hahaha!

    • @Tristan11406
      @Tristan11406 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      +Verowatches right 😂

    • @YanziiAuad
      @YanziiAuad 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ILoveMyHIU 😁😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @krazyboi42
      @krazyboi42 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      "Change your life" 😂😂😂😂

    • @mailsonls12
      @mailsonls12 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The best moment! hhahahahah

  • @stephm8932
    @stephm8932 5 ปีที่แล้ว +185

    The WHITE Church is SOOOOOOOO ACCURATE!!!

  • @joycelyn_1935
    @joycelyn_1935 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1580

    We have an African church all I can say that this is accurate my dad is a pastor and he be complaining coz half of the people turn up when church about to end 😂

    • @cynthiastevens8302
      @cynthiastevens8302 6 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      XOXjoyXOX __ that's because they don't want to hear the msg maybe its not interesting.Yet they want to make sure others saw them show up.I went to a church last year the people and loved the pastor but her preaching was boring.So I'd show up late.

    • @tilemarron
      @tilemarron 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @jasminevaliente96
      @jasminevaliente96 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@cynthiastevens8302 nah my famy legit would go through hell to get out the house to church on time but my grandma felt accomplished and like the devil had not succeeded on keeping her grandbabies from the lord if we made it there even 2 hours late lol it was always the devils fault our shoes were missing, my sister threw up breakfast, the dogs tore up the bathroom trash all through the house, the babies was having a tantrum, breakfast burnt, we spilt food on our good church clothes.... truth is 10am is too damn early on a Sunday for kids to be in a good mood and parents and grandparents to deal with every bodies bs. Being in your Sunday best and on time by 10 requires being up at 8am at least.... were up 7am and on time by 10am Easter Sunday and Christmas service. That's about it.

    • @cynthiastevens8302
      @cynthiastevens8302 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@jasminevaliente96 It was always the devils fault. Lol 2 funny.

    • @mxchic05
      @mxchic05 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      FACTS!!

  • @gloria101231
    @gloria101231 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1478

    Pause. Did they really play a thousand miles for the white church prayer? LOL! I'm so done!

    • @janicelouis45
      @janicelouis45 9 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      yes they did😂😂😂😂😂👍

    • @15JOGUI
      @15JOGUI 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      what part

    • @janicelouis45
      @janicelouis45 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Joauo Agosto 2.06

    • @pygynz
      @pygynz 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I almost fell over when I realized

    • @BBT609
      @BBT609 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      gloria101231 YES HE DID LOL

  • @BookCrak
    @BookCrak 8 ปีที่แล้ว +422

    As someone who has been to both white churches and a black churches (but grew up in black churches) this is almost accurate. The white part is more youth group than adult service but having the black church start late and singing the same song for 10 minutes is spot on.

    • @lavondadebrito1178
      @lavondadebrito1178 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yumi Miyazaki 10 minutes! For real!! Q😂😂

    • @Powerduo88
      @Powerduo88 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@lavondadebrito1178 Yes, indeed! Black church lasts all day. It's all good!

  • @jasondraposey2619
    @jasondraposey2619 4 ปีที่แล้ว +167

    "You gon sit there and look at me like you can't give God some praise" if this was not on point idk what was

  • @pia8088
    @pia8088 8 ปีที่แล้ว +454

    "...curlers wouldn't get hot."

  • @caressaclark1042
    @caressaclark1042 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2261

    As a black girl who's been to many white and black churches, this was spot on. ESPECIALLY the black church😂😂😂

    • @kayl7296
      @kayl7296 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      My church isn't like this at all

    • @malikhastings5630
      @malikhastings5630 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +IEat Humans u should change it

    • @lokkedupnj6247
      @lokkedupnj6247 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      +IEat Humans your church isnt the only one that exists

    • @caressaclark1042
      @caressaclark1042 8 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      +Jason Brye Stereotypes exist for a reason. Yes the video is exaggerated, that's what makes it funny. Black churches do tend to drag on unnecessarily... and people are excessively animated in black churches. I used to take mockery of religion very seriously as well, but not anymore, because I no longer believe in it.

    • @djeanmary7
      @djeanmary7 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Whats the name of this church sounds good?

  • @taqiyelmaadi8152
    @taqiyelmaadi8152 7 ปีที่แล้ว +574

    *White Church*: now we pray to our lord
    *black Church*: IF I SAY JESUS LAWD THEN WE HAVIN A MIRACLE

    • @lexis.7366
      @lexis.7366 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      My Pentecostal church is like that too 😂

  • @imaraperson3928
    @imaraperson3928 5 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    “It’s your world I’m just living in it”
    IM WHEEZING AT HOW MUCH IVE HEARD THAT STATEMENT 😂😭

  • @guitargeekette
    @guitargeekette 9 ปีที่แล้ว +654

    Vanessa Carlton's 1000 miles playing in the background of the white church prayer tho...

    • @hanman58
      @hanman58 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +guitargeekette that was a knock out

    • @mochak.
      @mochak. 9 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yassss 😂I caught that 💀

    • @LUXE_BABY
      @LUXE_BABY 9 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I thought that was a White Chicks movie reference

    • @gareshadeabreu3238
      @gareshadeabreu3238 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      lmfaoooo

    • @bellefilleayisien
      @bellefilleayisien 8 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      +guitargeekette I couldn't stop laughing when I heard that..

  • @nova8560
    @nova8560 7 ปีที่แล้ว +412

    Starts at 11
    Say hi to EVERYBODY
    find the guy that has gum
    beg the guy who has gum
    Church actually starts
    Sing the same verse for half an hour
    sing the same verse AGAIN
    Pray....that the sermon will happen so you can stop standing
    Pastor gets to the stand, and starts the choir up for another 45 mins
    Actual sermon
    almost fall asleep
    offering
    ends
    find the guy who has gum again
    say hi to everybody again
    wait for your mom to say hi to everyone
    AND THEN YOU LEAVE

  • @daisneylacroix
    @daisneylacroix 7 ปีที่แล้ว +640

    It's a culture shock when I had to go to a different church 😭😭😭 church was so short and quiet

    • @friendlyjester8482
      @friendlyjester8482 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Yeah. Because some churches actually give a shit about tradition instead of turning the chruch into a fucking houseparty

    • @sailorersa2644
      @sailorersa2644 5 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      Friendly Jester No, we just like to celebrate the lord. So stop disrespecting another type of church. So just stop. I just got back from church to.

    • @friendlyjester8482
      @friendlyjester8482 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@sailorersa2644 One worships the lord. Turning the church into a houseparty isn't part of that. The sacrements and rituals must be properly upheld.

    • @sailorersa2644
      @sailorersa2644 5 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      And they are, just in a different way then whichever Church you go to. Singing is also a huge part of that. So please don't disrespect another church. All churches are not the same.

    • @sailorersa2644
      @sailorersa2644 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Everyone has a different way of praising the lord.

  • @cegecej
    @cegecej 6 ปีที่แล้ว +178

    Lol, they look like the wayans in the movie "white chicks" 🤣😂🤣😂

  • @estherslife2777
    @estherslife2777 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1174

    I love African American churches there just so active and alive its not all the time you need to be serious in the house of God

    • @BloodyHollow777
      @BloodyHollow777 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I agree.

    • @CustodianHadrian
      @CustodianHadrian 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I'm white and my church isn't boring, this is racist.

    • @morii7575
      @morii7575 8 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      +Minet Mann its called stereotypes and it'd not to offend any race

    • @anttheartistt
      @anttheartistt 8 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      +Minet Mann no body said that white churches are boring..

    • @Erdenesetseg
      @Erdenesetseg 8 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Esther's Life in my church that pastor stopped services and donations and blasted the music so he could show off his footwork in my black church

  • @zemoniescott876
    @zemoniescott876 8 ปีที่แล้ว +900

    Did anyone hear the white church's background music

    • @triceMMJr
      @triceMMJr 8 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      just noticed 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @nora4981
      @nora4981 8 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      used to be just like the church my mom went to.

    • @jamahzea
      @jamahzea 7 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      White chicks

    • @phoenjx75
      @phoenjx75 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      makING MY WAY DOWNTOWN

    • @aaronnewman7573
      @aaronnewman7573 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Phoenix Rowell WALKING FAST FACES PAST AND IM HOMEBOUND
      DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH DUHHH

  • @lorilinelle
    @lorilinelle 8 ปีที่แล้ว +953

    OMG! LMAO! Please do a video on black vs white hair salons!

  • @melb29
    @melb29 6 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    2:09 *YOOO IS THAT "A THOUSAND MILES" BEING PLAYED* 😂😂😂

  • @joannajackson483
    @joannajackson483 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1476

    that is not even true, black people ain't never late for church. That is the only thing that black people are on time for. lol

    • @slaymarie_rdh_2B
      @slaymarie_rdh_2B 7 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      Joanna Jackson tell it. be up and out the house at 7am sharp

    • @glennabraham2345
      @glennabraham2345 7 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      Wow. You must've found exceptions because black ppl being late for service wasn't even exaggerated in the parody.

    • @slaymarie_rdh_2B
      @slaymarie_rdh_2B 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Glenn Abraham they did make fun of the ladies not getting there on time

    • @shaquillarobinson633
      @shaquillarobinson633 7 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      i don't even know what time church start anymore 😂

    • @ashnwill8396
      @ashnwill8396 7 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      My dad is a Sunday school teacher and he comes to church late every Sunday

  • @dawnkassia1070
    @dawnkassia1070 8 ปีที่แล้ว +491

    Lol the musicial is playing the song from white chicks

    • @matteus93BR
      @matteus93BR 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      shardae lee 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @chanerd5386
      @chanerd5386 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂😂😩

    • @tusjinn9274
      @tusjinn9274 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @takingitonedayatatime7851
      @takingitonedayatatime7851 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I didn't even peep until i red your comment😂😂that and i seen this video so many times....wow👏🏾👏🏾💀💀

  • @MsQuinn-cv1pi
    @MsQuinn-cv1pi 8 ปีที่แล้ว +484

    Y'all need to go to a Pentecostal church. White or black that's one hell of an atmosphere.

    • @shamiajohnson9954
      @shamiajohnson9954 8 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Yes it is! I grew up in black Pentecostal churches where my grandfather is pastor and it was lit and i moved to florida with my mom and now go to an almost all white church and it's basically like the video except way more country. we ACTUALLY have a bamjo smh

    • @user-dw4yr3je8m
      @user-dw4yr3je8m 7 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Kastephany Quinn I go to a Pentecostal church and all we do is sing and dance while praising God. It's the best.

    • @lesliearias1240
      @lesliearias1240 7 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Kastephany Quinn. hispanics we pentecostal churches too jajaja

    • @rucinitiva7249
      @rucinitiva7249 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kastephany Quinn yeess!!

    • @gracagigi6322
      @gracagigi6322 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mrs. Tahir yes Amen!

  • @jacobk9322
    @jacobk9322 6 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    Lmao, this kinda is how white church is, from what I’ve seen the times I was able to stay awake. Black church is so lively, service should be a celebration of thanking god for life and good health.

    • @paulsmith3128
      @paulsmith3128 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes... I agree.

    • @factsfeiten2977
      @factsfeiten2977 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      "The times I was able to stay awake" 😭🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @keci613
    @keci613 7 ปีที่แล้ว +483

    He's *AMEEEEEZING*

    • @jerimccombs6245
      @jerimccombs6245 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Keci Harvey. the re to fix a flat..oh 👋....grew up in Sand Springs Ok.this is spot on ..Right down rd from Marcus Haynes.Then Buford Colony ...this is realer. Than..lmao....been to this Church.
      Dang .live this mini mini Docu.

    • @thequeenesther3934
      @thequeenesther3934 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      LMAO I literally read your comment the moment they said 'AMEEEEEEEZING'

    • @zurimcfarlane6348
      @zurimcfarlane6348 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      HOLLERING!

  • @YasmineChukwu
    @YasmineChukwu 8 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    Man, when she talks and then bursts out singing that is so hilarious to me! 😂😂😂

  • @dmoncure97
    @dmoncure97 8 ปีที่แล้ว +253

    To yall with the Negative comments calm down God has a sense of humor as well Gosh if yall can't laugh and have a good time how do u expect to live in Heaven it's nothing but a good time in Heaven

    • @therays4334
      @therays4334 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      that's too hun

    • @priscillacervantes9686
      @priscillacervantes9686 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      donald moncure let a white person do this.. what kind of feed back would a white person get? not fair

    • @cherylfields3599
      @cherylfields3599 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      God shouldn’t be used as comedy

  • @colormety9308
    @colormety9308 6 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    “He’s amASZZINGA”😂😂

    • @CrackberryMe
      @CrackberryMe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Colorme Ty 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

  • @adunihutson8249
    @adunihutson8249 7 ปีที่แล้ว +484

    HE'S AMEEEZIIING!!! 😂😂😂

    • @karengabriella4057
      @karengabriella4057 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Aduni Hutson

    • @austroli
      @austroli 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah it’s is amezing.

    • @shanicawilliams93
      @shanicawilliams93 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I read this comment right when she said that!!😂😂😂💀

    • @RachelSalvadore
      @RachelSalvadore 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ive caught myself saying that LOL and thats probably why my dominican fiance always jokes about me acting "cringy white" LOL

    • @redriot_braingoeszoom
      @redriot_braingoeszoom 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Aduni Hutson I thought it was so funny 😂

  • @JarelTheArtist
    @JarelTheArtist 8 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    you know you did comedy right when folks are TRIGGERRRRRED! your stuff is incredible thanks for the laughs

  • @Siammers
    @Siammers 7 ปีที่แล้ว +415

    black churh is the best place😇😇😇😇😇😇there is a lot of soul

    • @friendlyjester8482
      @friendlyjester8482 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah...a place full of rich christian tradition.. -.-

  • @mysteriousartist1231
    @mysteriousartist1231 5 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    Dang why every body hating on the musician 😂

  • @ykzbunnyyt37
    @ykzbunnyyt37 8 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    I couldn't with the way she was moving her mouth as a white girl 😂😂😂

  • @aaronnewman7573
    @aaronnewman7573 7 ปีที่แล้ว +192

    y’all ain’t never played a thousand miles💀

    • @zachariah.j.j
      @zachariah.j.j 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      aaron newman I JUSF CLOCKED THIS IM CRYING

    • @emmepartyka0731
      @emmepartyka0731 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      YOOOOOOO🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @idkmyname1448
      @idkmyname1448 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I thought they were suppose to be the white chicks too.

  • @warwick802
    @warwick802 4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    Black women people in chuch: ✋ _MMMMHMMMMM AMEN YES MMMHMMMMM PREACH_

  • @minigreen26
    @minigreen26 7 ปีที่แล้ว +265

    ??:??pm is so right praise and worship last four hours.😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣

    • @tirzxh
      @tirzxh 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      For real PREACH

    • @charleeradford3813
      @charleeradford3813 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      FOR REAL 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @raynea7154
      @raynea7154 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Church website info: *lasts from **11:45** to **1:00*
      Actual church: *starts at **12:20** and ends at **4:00*

    • @michellelyston8566
      @michellelyston8566 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@raynea7154 Yess! 😂

  • @cnschap
    @cnschap 9 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    Ha Ha. Nailed the white church syrupy sweet prayer! Ah-maeaezz-ing...

  • @lexitelevision
    @lexitelevision  10 ปีที่แล้ว +1713

    People can't seem to laugh and enjoy. Oh well. FUNNY TO ME

    • @akahoneydip
      @akahoneydip 10 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      This video is HILARIOUS! When are you going to do another one?!

    • @tae-vaughnsmith9618
      @tae-vaughnsmith9618 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lol this is too funny

    • @DOrielCapel
      @DOrielCapel 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      this is one of my favs i watch these three vids every day almost right after i watch bon que que/ king burger skit and the chocolate news David Allen Grier skit of him doing maye angelou benediction. so freakin funny

    • @albertclark3552
      @albertclark3552 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I love you lexi..... and yes I'm thirsty..lol

    • @christinemarrow3637
      @christinemarrow3637 10 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      YOUR WIG FOR THE BLACK CHURCH GOERS IS ON FLEEK!!!

  • @totallyterika8949
    @totallyterika8949 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    You can't even get acting this good in a Tyler Perry film. Y'all are great actresses first off and the interpretations were AhMeeezing!!

  • @onlylonelystars9268
    @onlylonelystars9268 7 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    The white church is an exaggeration of a megachurch- my medium-sized white church (Lutheran, too) is not at all like that.
    But it's pretty spot-on for megachurches.

    • @jasminevaliente96
      @jasminevaliente96 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ironic I always get this vibe from small white churches the mega churches in my area are always high of energy because they're usually younger have music schools and whole bands and a lot of random rock music sessions going on lol multiple pastors and they like to mix age groups up sometimes it's a bit much for me then all the small white churches I go to smell like moth balls and quiet humble praise for their lord lol it's mostly old people that go to the small Lutheran and Baptist churches in central florida though. I need a good in between like a solid sized nondemonational church idk

  • @thedolphinviolinist3160
    @thedolphinviolinist3160 7 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    Same song for over an hour?
    DING DING WE HAAAAAVVVE A WINNER 😅😅😅😅

  • @delainnabatoon
    @delainnabatoon 7 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    I have been a member of both (and loved both). But I am CRACKING UP 😂 at this. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ilovetotour
    @ilovetotour 4 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    This is 100% accurate I am currently going to a white church that I have been going to since I was 8 and I went to my cousins church for the first time and he goes to a black church and omg it was so different! 😂 the music was so loud and it took forever to start service and end service!

    • @knmonlinemedia
      @knmonlinemedia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Make sure u eat a hearty breakfast cos black church is a looooong day event 😭

    • @Ma1nguy
      @Ma1nguy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It takes so many preliminaries before you finally get to the benediction, No I'll never belong to a Black church again. Visit yes but join never. If you're a single prosperous man everyone tries to get all up in your business and trying to play matchmaker......You don't get that in a White church

    • @ahuman7973
      @ahuman7973 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      white church is wrong though

    • @td5604
      @td5604 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      4:43 - ??:??pm 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @baribari2534
    @baribari2534 10 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    If you're not going to be ready musician, you can go home now!" #dead

    • @SLA239
      @SLA239 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      lmbo! That line alone had me in tears..

    • @roxynicolee
      @roxynicolee 10 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      LOL I swear the musician has to be ready at all times. Ain't never no tellin when somebody gon break out with a song

  • @nicoleolagesin2640
    @nicoleolagesin2640 8 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    HER HAIR?!?!?! Lord have mercy. It looks like a BUSH 😭😭😂😂😂😂

  • @thegirlts
    @thegirlts 7 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    The lateness is so real😂😂😂

    • @saterra6698
      @saterra6698 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yessssssssssss lol never fails

  • @imjustheretocommentate
    @imjustheretocommentate 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    And ya got Asian churches with screaming old men passively aggressively threatening how we all going to hell

    • @LuvKitKatt
      @LuvKitKatt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Now we-

    • @PassportBrosAndBlondeManWeaves
      @PassportBrosAndBlondeManWeaves 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🤣

    • @bitsolight
      @bitsolight 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      HELPPP
      either old men or boujee pastors who make it a habit to mention their trips to Israel or Australia or give snide remarks on the lgbt community 🤷‍♀️

  • @SophiscatedladyLo
    @SophiscatedladyLo 8 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    "You can go home now!!" ROFL

    • @jordonhanlan
      @jordonhanlan 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's your world I'm just living in it

  • @vickiutzman7593
    @vickiutzman7593 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    I really need to go to a black church more often! Wake up my "SOUL"!!! Love it!

  • @AndreCrema97
    @AndreCrema97 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    I’m catholic but I’ve been IN LOVE with protestant comedy channels lately
    This is hilarious

  • @rachellee2285
    @rachellee2285 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    God blessed the black community with voices and freestyling skills. When y’all sing I feel it in my bones

  • @searching4narnia436
    @searching4narnia436 7 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    Oh my Lord! I'm laughing so hard I'm crying...I've been to BOTH of those churches!!!! HAHA!!

  • @gloriatonks1874
    @gloriatonks1874 9 ปีที่แล้ว +323

    She does the BEST basic white girl impression.

  • @Klisa888
    @Klisa888 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Who's watching this in 2020 besides me I can't stop laughing

  • @holdupmylightfalling2840
    @holdupmylightfalling2840 7 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    I heard a thousand miles playing in the background I AM SCREAMINGGGG

  • @kimberlyjanice8267
    @kimberlyjanice8267 5 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    Where the hispanic churches at?? 🔥 fuegoooooooo

    • @joyanderson8646
      @joyanderson8646 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Fuego is right!!

    • @SoPrissyChrissy
      @SoPrissyChrissy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I just Hollered😂

    • @AA-dc1oo
      @AA-dc1oo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @saberfan
      @saberfan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      what is it like

    • @1ELiMusic
      @1ELiMusic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@saberfan an awesome party!!!!

  • @AstoldbyNicole
    @AstoldbyNicole 11 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Lmbo!!! This is entirely accurate!! The white church is a bit exaggerated but the black church is dead on!!! Good job ladies!! 😂😂

    • @TtylAriana
      @TtylAriana 11 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Kevin Jackson I think It is exaggerated too

  • @heyman5911
    @heyman5911 6 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    White church black church it doesn't matter... above all else guard your 💓 4 everything u do flows from it

  • @aandysquadyoung9434
    @aandysquadyoung9434 8 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    "and lord .....we just want to say.....we love you
    almost died😂😂😂😂🙉😆😆

  • @Gorgeousatseventeen
    @Gorgeousatseventeen 8 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    It's not mocking God they didn't say anything Derogatory about God they're mocking people, and the reality of how people act. God has a sense of humor as well get one

  • @edwinamarie
    @edwinamarie 8 ปีที่แล้ว +409

    ??:??pm LMAO 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @iveywebb
      @iveywebb 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ikr 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @siunmadness5009
      @siunmadness5009 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ikr😂

    • @broadcastHim
      @broadcastHim 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Scrolled down just for this comment. Thanks for coming through, because that's exactly the point, I got a hernia laughing so hard.

  • @dreamsofkaia7275
    @dreamsofkaia7275 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    The acting in this is amaaazing like to the tiniest detail. Hilarious!! 😂😂😂

  • @MindYourOwn777
    @MindYourOwn777 6 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    "Shut up! Shut up! Oooohhh Ahhh!" 😂

    • @PIMPIN_SINCE_BEEN_PIMPIN
      @PIMPIN_SINCE_BEEN_PIMPIN 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      She's saying "shot up" as in the spirit felt like fire that SHOT UP in my bones.... I don't know why this is a black church thing, but it is

    • @ketofitforlife2917
      @ketofitforlife2917 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@PIMPIN_SINCE_BEEN_PIMPIN ... really dude?

  • @fiyinfoluwaaduke2025
    @fiyinfoluwaaduke2025 7 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    hi!!!! good morning!!!! i lost it 😂😂😂😂

  • @mhambimusonda
    @mhambimusonda 8 ปีที่แล้ว +187

    man I love African-American churches they represent the culture of our community and they are the center of our community

    • @kathymyers7279
      @kathymyers7279 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Mhambi Musonda they are the,HOPE of the community! Amen!

    • @monikaunderstands5527
      @monikaunderstands5527 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      How do they represent the culture?

    • @kaitlynwinslow3940
      @kaitlynwinslow3940 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Mhambi Musonda same

    • @jojocrunchy5824
      @jojocrunchy5824 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Kyra Noelle you stupid, they represent our culture of religion

    • @XxXShevampXxX
      @XxXShevampXxX 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @AMSLPI Stop being so damn facetious. You knew what they meant, you're intentionally choosing to act obtuse. When they said it represents their culture, they were saying it's a representation of how they worship the Lord, not the culture itself. And there ain't nothing wrong with that but you're just over here nitpicking and trying to start shit. Or maybe you really are that stupid and ignorant. Either way, grow up.

  • @jerryalakara
    @jerryalakara 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Me, all the way from Africa: "Is this really true??? 😳" 😂😂"

    • @avalles463
      @avalles463 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yes !

    • @mmedefarge
      @mmedefarge 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I'm a white, ex-Catholic invited to a Black baptist church service by a co-worker and it is very true. After years of going to Catholic mass and Catholic school, it was like being on another planet.

    • @shiquettawilliams2955
      @shiquettawilliams2955 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yea, pretty accurate

    • @jiogs
      @jiogs 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mmedefarge my friend felt the same. hes a catholic and i invited him to come to my church. my friend got scared after everyone spoke in tongue language 😂

    • @janellelrod4300
      @janellelrod4300 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Pretty accurate lol

  • @theabbster1999
    @theabbster1999 9 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    I can't even lie. White church is just like this.

  • @raekstar7317
    @raekstar7317 9 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    black church 5 hours of preaching

  • @simonelabelle9809
    @simonelabelle9809 8 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    These are so funny and true! I love the refreshing chance to chuckle with both churches. Remembering we are one body, so there is rhythm and prompness as we balance ourselves out! Love to all that claim Christ as the only way. keep the humor comin ya'll cause this pastor's wife needs it! PRAISE GOD FROM WHOM ALL CHURCH HUMOR FLOWS!

  • @joanolgakeine6971
    @joanolgakeine6971 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    The white girls eyebrows I can't

    • @avihonor7217
      @avihonor7217 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Idk why they do that

  • @haleyervin3482
    @haleyervin3482 10 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I attend a 'white church' every sunday and this actual does sound accurate. They all get all emotional on stage and speak really quiet and are always 30 minutes early and I can't tell you how many times I've heard the phrase "our lord is amazing" in church. This is just scarily accurate on my part

  • @444shl3y
    @444shl3y 9 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    *My granny is exactly like Sista Butler lmao. But on another note Sista Jackson is dressed DOWN honey YES.*

  • @hannyl28
    @hannyl28 8 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    This so reminds me of white chicks.. hilariousss!!

  • @londielee
    @londielee 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I've seen this before!! It's STILL hilarious!! I'm in tears as I read these comments and validating them at the same time. Gotta love the way black folk praise and worship!! We go IN at church. We love Jesus.

  • @lyndonscovers5758
    @lyndonscovers5758 7 ปีที่แล้ว +295

    Black church wins like if u agree

    • @christopherpettaway5453
      @christopherpettaway5453 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Obviouslyyy😁😁

    • @brii2743
      @brii2743 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      YESSS

    • @brii2743
      @brii2743 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Princezz whatever 😑

    • @tiela.
      @tiela. 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lyndon mincey yassss

  • @donnadunncochran9987
    @donnadunncochran9987 11 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    This is so funny!!! I don't feel this is racist!!! I get it!!! I needed a laugh, you ladies are great!!!

  • @rampagejenny
    @rampagejenny 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I'm dead. That is honestly how both are. White churches they end right on time, black churches 30 hours later, we're still singing and speaking in tongues, and we have a whole market after church with everyone selling something

  • @brendacorey1520
    @brendacorey1520 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I am a little old white lady who goes to a black church. This is so right.

  • @myalashley7971
    @myalashley7971 8 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Im African American And This Is So Accurate I ❤️ My Church

  • @susanna617
    @susanna617 8 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    this is the best thing EVER, I'm crying laughing! yall sense of humor is on POINT.

  • @assiah1518
    @assiah1518 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    LMAO WHEN A THOUSAND YEARS STARTED PLAYING IN THE BACKGROUND I LOST IT KSJSJSJSJKS

  • @tishasmith731
    @tishasmith731 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    9 years later and this video is still AMAAAAZING!!!😂🤣😂🤣

  • @akoli-ww9es
    @akoli-ww9es 7 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    He's A-meeeeeeeee-zing

    • @georgewang2947
      @georgewang2947 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      akoli17 17 Liz G from Publizity probably attends this church

    • @misterfriggingarrison6372
      @misterfriggingarrison6372 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      The "ameeezing" girls make me want to perform in blackface.

  • @HarmonyP
    @HarmonyP 11 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    oh my goodness, "I can always tell when the holy spirit is here, he smells like febreeze, caramel corn, bubblegum and cotton candy." LOL WOW, how creative?

  • @aubsmart86
    @aubsmart86 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Hahaha my dad is a pastor of a Presbyterian church, and I find this hilarious! Been to all types of churches and congregations, and this is definitely accurate of many!

  • @orange_leaf4913
    @orange_leaf4913 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    “I sweated out of 3 outfits alr this morning” omg ice skating be like

  • @MKSimmons
    @MKSimmons 8 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    this is so funny even though I'm watching in 2016 this is accurate lol.

  • @namalea
    @namalea 11 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    "he's amaaaaaaaazing" hahaha love it!

  • @teciakelseytrott2862
    @teciakelseytrott2862 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    She has to do "it's all heaven" video! When I tell y'all I was weak at that!!! Lol

  • @samahri.j
    @samahri.j 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Ok, but both are extremely accurate and inaccurate at the same time??

  • @ThexDynastxQueen
    @ThexDynastxQueen 11 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    ??:??pm
    To a sleepy little black girl who was forced to go to church this time is completely accurate.

    • @cenafayeartstyl2284
      @cenafayeartstyl2284 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yes Lord i remember going to sleep in the choir stand when i was little because we kept a song going i was tired as a 5yr old repeating a song and on top of that the sermon was so long lol.

    • @joysims93
      @joysims93 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      I am the sleepy little black girl every Sunday 😭😂

    • @brandonharris4106
      @brandonharris4106 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Don't forget about the super mean choir director will tap you on the shoulder if you fall asleep in church. He/she will tell your dad & your dad will beat you like you stole something.

  • @bredagner4632
    @bredagner4632 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    OMG....YOOOOO ...YOU LADIES ARE PURE TALENT....IM IN TEARS😭😭😭😭
    "They CAN'T find her"