Dre & Bow Struggle with a Long Church Service - black-ish
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 24 ต.ค. 2015
- Dre and Bow take their churchgoing friends to the local Baptist church to prove they're loyal churchgoers, but they aren't ready for the length of the services, and their stamina gets worse as the session gets longer. Watch a scene from black-ish - Season 2, Episode 5: "Churched."
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They forgot the part where the pastor says “I’m about to close up right now” and someone in the crowd goes “TAKE YOUR TIME PASTOR” even though y’all been sitting there from 8am-12pm
Those people secretly hate me 😒
I FELT!!!!!!
“The doors of the church are open”
That one of his old groppie
Everybody side eyeing that person.
My cousin is a Southern Baptist, and I learned this escape trick: when the uplifting song comes on, you start dancing to it, then you get so full of the Spirit you start dancing in the aisles, then you start dancing toward the door, then the Spirit makes you open the doors and start dancing down the stairs towards you car. When you get to your car, the Spirit goes back in the church, so you might as well take off and go to IHOP or something.
hhahahaha man this comments section is just the best
oatmealboy6 funniest shit ever
oatmealboy6 Now didn't I think of that? 😂
oatmealboy6 Seems disingenuous.
Hahahahahaha!!!!
My uncle actually set off his own car alarm to have an excuse to leave the lengthy church service.
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Bruuuuuh
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Omg im dying 😂😂😂
Wow 🤣🤣
They missed the "turn to your neighbor"
Anton Riley It's good to see you and it's good to be seen💀
Anton Riley and saY NEIGHBOR !
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Neighbor!!!!!!
Anton Riley Hahahahaaaaa
false, they didn't do the 10 minutes of ending songs and final 3 prayers, and the pastor wasn't sweating at the end of it 😂
kat heck Right, and they didn't do the announcements either! And the final FINAL prayer would have included a recap of the sermon in case anyone didn't hear it the first time around 😂😂😂
kat heck ending praise break
lmao
kat heck right and nobody saying "No pastor go head. We don't want you to stop all while you starving. Hahaha.
kat heck praise the Lord maximum level 😇😇😇😇👏👏👏 HALLELUJAH
This is So accurate black churches are the longest
Lol not mine, my church starts at 10 and ends before 1 ! Usually like 12:40
Ive never been to a black church that ends before 1pm... white church your out by 11:45....12:15 if its communion.
LOL! Not mine! In by 8am out by 9am!
Lauren Cameron And where is your church located? Lol. I'll attend.
Dee Y In Columbus MS LOL the early service starts at 8 ends at 9 Can I get an Amen!
Whenever you hear the Preacher say " I'm almost done"..that usually means about another 1 hour of preaching and singing.
LOL. So true!
It’s one more thing before I let u go
It's crazy because they can clearly see how ready to go you are.
so true! 100% tho. but i still love my church.
Not all Preachers
I went to a white church for my birthday once and it was the best present I had.
They sang 2 songs, made announcements, collected offerings, preached about 20 minutes, sang a last so song, a short ending prayer and I was on my way home.
Inaccurate. No lady almost passed out, and no ladies came to fan her
See, I always think that there are two types of black churches. This type is tamer than other black churches. This is the type that my grandmother takes me when I stay at her house during Spring Break, it's long but it doesn't have the extra singing, excessive praying, and people running around the church.
janaynayification1 soo true lmao
Amber Harris don't forget people bursting into tears.
And the pastor never said "Ha!" between sentences.
janaynayification1 also they didn’t say shake hands
Everybody knows somebody broke into Shantae's car and stole her last good hearing aid!
hahaha. lol. that killed me
Eder Rosa lol
nayebare stella I wonder if she found it 2 yrs later😂😂😂
“We are al praying for you” 🙏👉
That killed me! Lol
Yall forgot the part when someone catches the holy spirit and he band goes on for another 15 minutes as they dance and the ushers fan them
Cecilia Thorne Yes😂that one church auntie that catches the Holy Spirit every Sunday but whose life is still a mess.
Cecilia Thorne Yeah, There’s always someone speaking in tongues for 15 minutes during the sing so we kneel down
Why the fanning? Why would the Holy Spirit make someone overheat? Smh 🤦🏾♂️
The one at my church screams like a banshie
@@permafrost0979 because all that jumping around and running makes ya a lil hot.
"Is anyone in this church okay?" 😂😂
I hope all black churches watched this episode. This needs to stop, ok??
Cocoa Deluxe
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Cocoa Deluxe id be surprised if someone hasn't dropped dead during one already 😂
i didnt have this problem in Methodist and AME churches
Destined 4 Greatness 😂😂😂😂😂
It depends on the minister. I once sat through an AME church service so long that I when I finally got home the rest of the afternoon was spent crying in a cold bath.
them testimonies be eating up time, boy
Terry I "eating up time", LOL!!!😭😂😂
I'm telling you
MAN WHAT!
But it's beautiful to hear them.
The church lady telling everyone's business is too real 😭
Black church. Where you get to experience all your emotions in a 4 hour time frame. 😂😂😂😂🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾🤣🤣🤣🤣✊🏾✊🏾✊🏾✊🏾💵💵💵💵
+Sherrice Sledge- Thomas. Yeah, emotion full of boredom and misery.
4 hrs lmbo😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂Thats like going to work part-time you only a work for 4hr??? Lololol
@@moisepicard3417 and delusion.
So healthy. This is why we live longer lol
@@moisepicard3417 gotta be white . fucc off 😂😂 .
that boy praying for her taking out cash from the plate.. hahahhahahahahhah
When I saw that I thought meeeeee
Wow, six songs!
Each one more uplifting than the last. lmao
Nothing beats the Seven Day Adventist church in length, that church service has an intermission where you go home fuel up can come back for 4 more hours! LAWD!!!
Jae Ehm so true. I'm a sda and I can't stand long,services lol
Jae Ehm 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Jae Ehm no lies detected 😂😂
I'm sda too and the services at my church in Jackson, ms have services at 11 and end at 1. And we have AYM later on
"they are better at black church than us I even heard the little boy say shalala"
Olivia Boyette *shanana. there’s a difference, I promise 😂😂
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The way she flips the fan and gives a sassy face during “who also have the cancer” just sends me 😆😆😆
Is anybody okay in this church?
I’m from down south and I love how we always put “the” in front of any illness. “He got the Alzheimer’s.”
@@jayar7436You mean "The all-timers" 😂
Omg this is so true. I got pinched so much as a child for talking about food. Five hour services, not to mention the other services we attended throughout the week.
ERAUPRCWA 😩😩😂😂🤣🤣
ERAUPRCWA lucky, I got spacked on the back of my head for snoozing 😂😢. Don't even get me started on my grandma's prayers.
ERAUPRCWA still done in Nigeria.
Imani MB. Yup don't get me started with my grandma's prayers
Or the service after the dinner at 530 after gettinnout of church at 300 lol
my black church starts at 9 and ends at 2:30
+shan Franc I don't even go to church.. Seems interesting though...
+shan Franc You look like a sweet piece of chocolate.
my black church starts at 10:30 and ends at 12 lol
shan Franc Lol, My Nigerian (West African) church starts at 11 and ends at 1
Lebron James My moms church start at 11 and should end at 12... but it ends at 3..
Jennifer Lewis can adapt to any role make funny and noticeable.
Love her.
Jenifer Lewis
She is amazing her and Loretta Devine are two of my favorite actress.
Lol is anybody ok in this church? lol
I was just about to put that 😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭
XT vu
lol lol apparently not lol
Pursuing Ancient Paths two weeks ago there were two funerals at my church in the exact same week nobody is okay in my church
That got me 😂😂😂😂😂
Diane is my grandmother, taking out the damn collection plate😩😩😩
+William Foote. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
That was me
Lol charity haha 😂
William Foote 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I can't stop laughing
Diane is me 😂😂
Church ends at 12.
2:30 please stand for final prayer and song
3:00 my grandmother has to talk to every single person.
3:45 finally actually leave church
Zeeeeena yes! Lol
Zeeeeena omg ikr
YUP
That’s my mom! I basically live at church
The Darkside same
Fighting the evil.... Taliban. 😂😂😂😂
Died of laughter.
Every pastor in the black church needs to see this
ADAMOLOGY 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Facts 🤣🤣
Jenifer Lewis getting touched off the word waffles!! I can't LOL!! After pastor says "champagne brunch, Jenifer's mouth says, "champagne hallelujah!" but you don't hear it well...LMAO, this woman is GOLDEN to me!!!
Kris Ray Bow tasting the waffles in her mind seems like my female. Lol obsessed with waffles
"That sounds like a real and established rule!"
Hahaha
I grew up Christian and went to church weekly, but a girl I dated, who was black, invited me to her church... I gotta say the service felt like it would never end.
church and school is where i mastered sleeping with eyes open and sneakinh food.
Kelly Martindale Aww I'm still trying to learn. I literally look it up on Google and shii,but nothings helping me. Guess I'll just have to sentle for the subtle wrist to armrest chin/head up ratio.
Kelly Martindale yep, my favorite was the food up the sleeve and pretending to be bitting my nails while eating melted otter pops and string cheese haha
You're lucky. School feeds you everyday. You might get fed every once in a while at church.
Kelly Martindale School and church is where I mastered the skill of playing hooking.
Kelly Martindale sneaking out or skip it if you not sure what playing hookie is.
The mother doing morning announcements is so funny!
Paco Caballero At my church those weren't even the announcements, that was saying who in the congregation needs prayer. The announcements come after the sermon before the final prayer and are about upcoming events and stuff, and take another 20 minutes.
“Is anybody ok in this church?!?” Lmao😂😂😂😂
When she said “my hands are raw” my 10 yr old inner self was dying 🤣😂💀
Tiara W 😂💀🤣
School is just in a few hours, lol
best part lol
How was it?
krl.xe
Jrboyd19 Omg, that was the best part! 😂
Charisma
I retired from the long extended Black church services and now attend a 2 hour contemporary service. I swear I hope I'm not going to hell. lololol
Naturally Latrice Same! Even after years it's a refreshing surprise to walk out of church and still have so much of the day left for errands, relaxing and getting ready for Monday.
Naturally Latrice me tooo😭😭😭
One hour service. I’m winning 😂 In all seriousness, I love going.
Wait, black churches have masses so long that 2 hours seems short to you? I grew up a Polish Catholic and thought the 45 minute services were too long. 😂
Lol me too I will see you in hell honey.
My favorite part, “we’ll see you at school” “in just a couple of hours” 😂😂😂😂
They forgot when the paster says “imma bout to wrap up” and then an old lady in the back says “take your time paster” 😂 (idk if anyone put this or not )
Do they perform the ritual killing of that old lady for extending the service in black church?
Facts
My black church starts at 9 the ends at 2 or 3 then everyone goes out to get something to eat. Then we have another service at 4 at that service depends on who is preaching. We usually get out around 7 or at most 10 pm
God bless your soul. I can only do church for so long
same but that's my Sunday school
Yeah but then u miss the Exorcism at 11pm
Krystal Steele hell no
Krystal Steele mn
Jennifer Lewis is awesome!! Bow did not say "No, no. There is no take backs at Black church." Hysterical.
jesushateswood She's my favorite character on the show. So happy when they finally made her a regular part of the show.
BLACK JESUS
"That sounds like a real and established rule." When you both know you are lying and just need to get out of there.
To the one who stole Shantay's hearing aid: you are evil.
How many of us have almost fallen asleep during morning church service?
Please tell me I’m not the only one who has done that.
I swear I actually fell asleep once....my mom put a hat on me and said I was sick:..... I was on my period🤣
I have and I love JESUS. A man fell asleep while Paul was preaching and fell out the window and died. Paul went down, raised him from the dead, and went back to preaching. No one ever died while JESUS preached. HE'S just that Dope.
This was my church and then the pastor had the nerve to say, "Would you like me to talk some more?" Sir if you don't sit your old ass down. 😒😶
I hate when they ask that and then some deacon be like "Take your time...take your time..."
The preaching starts at 10.30 and it finishes whatever time the Pastor finishes praying, around hmmm 3 and 4ish.
eggy epeli yes especially when the holy spirits let's go in the church, I don't mind though :)
Literally
Then an afternoon service
“God is good all the time and all the time God. Is. Good.”
To every old lady in the building that would shout “take your time Pastor” or “go on Pastor we got time” and I would be heated 😤 like no let him take YOUR time, I got Sunday cartoons to watch!
😂😂😂😂😂😂👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
Compression socks... 😂😂😂😂
That suit junior got on is FRESH boy
It slick is 😂
this is so accurate for my church, they had so many complaints about the service being way too long and they finally gave in and now a whole bunch of things have been cut out of service. and my parents wonder why i hated going to church lmao
The best part of Catholic church. 45 minute service
Jaleesa Greene Not if you’re Haitian. Catholic Mass lasted maybe 2, 2:30hrs 🤦🏿♀️
@@tamaracesar1931 See that's just completely unnecessary
Jaleesa Greene yep 😂 I hated it
Amen to that
I have said that to my catholic friends. 🤣
when i was little in jamaica church would be from 9am until 2/3pm. then you have night services . This put me off church so much.
Shan Parke too true!!
Mi know. Use to hate it man. But e food did good
ShanForShort Same I grew up in Jamaica and the service I went to started at 10:30 and ended at 1
Sooooooo true.
Truth
this one time i asked my mom when church ends and she said whenever the holy spirit says we should stop💀
😭
I'm from Nigeria. I traveled to visit an aunt and went to church with her and it was predominately white. After 45 minutes, we were done. I thought it was just the introduction. Church can go on for 3-5 hours . . . if we're lucky. And that was on Christmas! I expected praise and worship. three speakers, rambling testimonies, offerings, presentations from children's church and announcements!
The cancer.....😂😂😂😂
Hilarious!I HOLLERED at "compression " socks 😂😂😂
😂😂😂 I went to a 7th days church service and they had many songs and talking... after 2hrs then the pastor came on & all the time I thought the church started... 😂😂😉😂
Try again.. Seventh-Day Adventists have the truth
I'm also Seventh Day Adventist.
"Is anyone in this church okay?" THIS IS SO TRUE BUT AT LEAST THIS CHURCH DOESN'T PUT A SUPER DEPRESSING SONG OVER IT.
Just started binging on everything blackish, after I exhausted everything Brooklyn 99. And what do I see? KEVINNNNN. Hallelujah 🙌
I just started watching Blackish, and this was the funniest episode to me!
This is why I like online church, I’m not going to lie
There's always a "Brother Arthur". Always!
when I was a kid, some Black dude would usually go off on a "spontaneous" long ass prayer, the preacher would say gently but firmly: "courtement mon frère, courtement". (be brief brother, be brief).
the 1st time I went to a 1h long Reformed Church service I praised the Lord. no more 3h services for this gal. periodt.
Lies! The church isn't finished! Pastor just finished Sunday School and they are on a break. They gonna be in church til 3-4pm!
This is why when I was religious I started going to white churches😂its just too long!
ratherbenapping 10 what made you not want to be religious
Lewis Alvarez Logic, science and facts most likely.
ManatedMan Comments like that are what make atheists sound ridiculous. You do know that there are people of science who are also people of faith. Faith and Science aren't mutually exclusive.
Lewis Alvarez why is it any of your business
I'm no longer religious, because I have seen too many harm others in the name of religion. It just doesn't coincide with my morals anymore. No one should be judged for their beliefs, whether they are religious or not.
"Is anybody okay in this church?" LOL!
And they forgot the preacher saying I’m getting ready to close 5x after a lengthy sermon. Govern yourselves accordingly after the announcement.
This is why I'm glad I was raised Catholic. Mass is 45 minutes tops, an hour if the priest is feeling extra holy. It's like clockwork. You sit, stand, kneel, prayer, eat communion and boom before you know it it's back in the car for IHOP.
What catholic church was only 45 minutes 😢. Dc acrea is always an hour
I laughed so hart at the IHOP bit! Lol!
Yeah mass has always been 50 to an hour unless it's in Africa then you're screwed lol. In Congo French mass is an hour and the mass in local languages are 1h45 to 2 hours 😂🥲
“Did you hear their little boy!? Their little boy said Sha-Na-Na!!!🤣🤣🤣
“The little boy said Shanana” 🤣
"I was thinking life is like cargo pants"
"And sometimes when you change your pants you leave your keys _in your other pants..."_
"And you just *stayatyourownchurch."*
That delivery will never not be hilarious 😂😂😂
Hahahaa......."a real established rule"
This is how long it takes normally then I wonder how long it takes on special occasions.
Eden kanangila You basically just wouldn't go home all day. They'd serve dinner from the kitchen. Usually you have a few hours between the morning and evening services to go home for dinner and maybe a nap.
@@humminbirrrd church anniversary...started at 7am breakfast service...ended at 10pm
“My son andrei who fought the evil talabat “ honestly tru 😂😂 relatable
I know! It just never ends.😂 I show up after the morning devotion/intercession.
lmfao my name is Shawntae i appreciate the prayers!
Shante!!!
We're all praying for you!
1:23 Organ player so shocked at Shantae’s hearing aid getting stolen that they stopped playing 😄😂
pretty accurate black church. im suprised they managed to condense it into 5 hours. must be the streamlined version
LOL this is the reason i prefer white church over black church... White church i swear the pastor talks for like 45min and we OUT!
trippin916 yup
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That is not nice you will not like if people said I chose black people over white people so not say something you will not like to be sold ok
@@breannafreeman6764 8
Hey the pastor at my church knows some of us head to a buffet close to our church so WE HAVE TO BEAT THE BAPTIST OTHERWISE I AI T GETTING FOOD FOR ANOTHER HOUR 😂😂😂😂😂
Black churches need to start paying people for their time. Just put a time clock in the sanctuary as soon as folks walk in. Pay people, since you gonna have 'em there so damn long. Lmfao! Ridiculous!
Ruby is the best 😂😅😆
As long as the spirit is strong the service will be long is what I heard.
Oh this is some strong flashback memories for me! The music, the announcements, the plate, the actual service!!!! I found a church where they sing, do announcements, and service all within an hour. I'm never going back to black church.
even Nigerian church services aren't this long, no wonder atheism is increasing. Who will stay in church this long?
Paul Adepoju bless your heart!
Is a lie, I grew up going to a predominantly Nigerian church and it was extremely long. Service was supposed to be 9-1 but we usually did not finish till 2:30. If it was Thanksgiving or any special service it would be even longer.
Paul Adepoju 😂😂😂true
+Paul Adepoju. Of course, you would use Atheism as an example.
If a long church service is your reason to lose faith than you should stay at home
Loved this episode. Finally, a sitcom that shows what religion is all about. Real people reactions!
This is really accurate .
Andre's mom was whitney's mom in "the preacher's wife." She also wore purple. Lmao
2:05 "...who are all battling cancer." "Hallelujah!" :D
I love Blackish! The cast is incredible, they are all hilarious! Its not often that you find a family cast that they are all great actors and funny! Keep up the good work, excellent show
The struggle is real!
As a Mormon, we generally have 3 hour blocks every Sunday consisting of two classes (one combined between men and women, the other separated) that involve discussions about the words of the Prophets and stories from the Bible and Book of Mormon, as well as Sacrament Meeting (basically just a one hour version of this).
And it still feels like it takes forever😅
2 hours for the WIN
that's why I'm Catholic 😁
Bernard N fake church
+Bernard N Indeed! Catholic Church is still long in Africa though, I think it's just black people, they looooove to sing and dance and sing some more and dance some more, but Catholic Church in Africa is still shorter than those evangelical, baptists etc lord, Catholic Church where I live now is 55 minutes to be exact and I wouldn't have it any other way.
+Rod you mad? lol
MélissaEnvy yup true
Rod Williams it’s not, it’s a denomination of Christianity, they just add Mary in aswell I guess
edit: I’m not trying to sound rude or offensive, I go to a catholic school so that’s what I’ve been told.
I remember those days and going to other churches as guest choir for their afternoon services.....!! 😉💖🙏
Catholics: Man, that 50 minute service was too long! The homily extended an extra 5 minutes!
Black Baptists: ...
This would be so much funnier if it wasn’t true. “Let my people go” Moses.
There's no take backs at black church. 😂😂😂
Please don't start talking about food, some of us are hungry. " where they're saving biscuits and and waffles....... " 😂😂😂
My black church is fun and long !! Everybody is friends and all the families know each other and there’s free food after every Sunday service !! Georgetown South Carolina !!
Love this show!
+A Bear in the Triangle Hi Everyone. and Praise the Lord. AMEN. went to church this morning and the minister there told me that I kinda looked tired and puny. Didn’t want to tell him I was out banging his wife two nights ago. Planning to Repent. again AMEN
Confession is good!