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From IMDB; it’s hilarious: “Seagal was stung by a wasp in his trailer and was very distressed and upset about it. Bizarrely he refused first aid but instead demanded an ambulance to take him to hospital. He didn't return to set for a week, causing scenes to be shot much differently and also using a body double. Despite production problems, the cast and crew was happy to have a week without Seagal on set.”
The wasp thing was a cover story - Segall was on a top secret CIA mission in [REDACTED] to silence a high level political figure, disarm a couple of stolen nukes, hump a few lingerie models and lay waste to a cartel drug network. Yup, it was a busy week for Sensei Wide-load.
Bill Cobbs is a legendary character actor. His filmography is insane. He just recently passed away too. I swear the man seemed like he was born looking like he was age 60!
Died like three weeks ago. Yeah probably most recognisable from Demolition Man but he was in a tonne of stuff, you've definitely seen him as a guest star on a TV episode, shows up in a bunch of cool shit. RIP dude
Space Ice basically shits on Seagull on every occasion which is kinda lame and not funny. Jason, on the other hand, also makes fun of him but still gives him credit where it's valid like in Ticker or Exit Wounds. And I personally prefer the second more reasonable approach.
"All you got to do is put a cheeseburger on the counter and you've got 15 minutes to get out." You think it take 15 minutes for Seagal to eat a burger? He'll inhale that like he's at a Nathan's Hot Dog eating contest.
Hard to Kill and Marked For Death are reasonably entertaining. Best part of Marked For Death is Keith David. Under Siege is elevated by having Tommy Lee Jones and Gary Busey as villians.
The old black guy with the beard is Bill Cobbs RIP he died on the 25th June 2024. You will recognise him from "Night at the Museum" and "Demolition Man"
Dave's that friend ya love because he genuinely appreciates the daft jokes you make and the more he laughs the more it encourages you to keep making em and you need that shit to get through shit films like this. If the film ain't entertaining you've gotta create the entertainment ya self 😂
I met him at a Six Flags in NY one year. He was visiting with his family from Philly. Really nice guy and nice family. It was a family outing, not a gangster rap party. I guess he had demons he could not sort out.
Bill Cobbs died less than a month ago. He had almost 200 credits (according to IMDB). Anyone above the age of 30 ought know his face. Rest in peace, Mr. Cobbs.
25:31 That was really weird hearing Seagal yell. He mumbles so much that I didn't think he would ever raise his voice. Maybe he thought it would be a big deal.
Just looked up Bill cobbs he only died 26th june this year, aged 90! Demolition man was one of many, many roles including the bodyguard, night at the museum, the people under the stairs, the colour of money, trading places, new jack city and many more! RIP legend
When you guys watch Seagal, I feel like a small child watching their daddy go into work in the coal mines: "No, daddy, don't go! That job is killing you!"
Johnny Messner had supporting roles in Tears of the Sun and Running Scared. Which might be where you know him from. He also had a lead role in the 2004 sequel to 1997's Anaconda.
703am in Alaska, coffee and dabs ready to go, LET'S DO THIS!!! This one sounds...... fun, lol! I got a new job, my hours aren't set yet, but I get to actually enjoy today's episode, so ON WIT DA FUN
Weird theory: they just followed Segal around with a camera everywhere while he was constantly junked out till he secretly kicked the bucket a few years ago. Since then they've just been splicing him into stuff.
Bill Cobbs - These are where I know him from.. I dont recognise much of the rest of his movies Bartender in Trading places The Bodyguard Demolition Man One of the old guards in Night at the Museum
Bill Cobbs had the literal killer last line in New Jack City: "IDOLATOR! YOUR SOUL IS REQUIRED IN HELL!!!". Wesley Snipes even posted the scene on Twitter the day Cobbs died. Rest in Peace.
Are we sure Seagal has retired? According to IMDB, he has two movies in pre-production. One being a sequel to Above the Law. Of course it could be subject to change as a few months ago, a sequel to A Good Man was also listed as being in pre-production.
You know, there is a martial arts revenge game called Sifu. Someone should mod the game to make the character be Steven Seagal. They could probably switch the main characters voice lines with his.
Its hilarious how (so far) Seagals' last movie ended with him going to Jail. By the way, I find the filmography of its director, James Cullen Bressack, to be kinda interesting: He was born in 1992, making him 27 when he directed this. He did his first short film in 2004, his first feature-length film in 2011, did a Mockbuster (13/13/13) for The Asylum in 2013 and a number of other low-budget features since. Since _Beyond the Law,_ he did (among other things) two of Bruce Willis' late Direct-to-Video-Flicks _(Survive the Game_ and _Fortress),_ one Film with Mel Gibson _(Hot Seat),_ and is currently working on _Darkness of Man_ with Jean Claude van Damme. So, he's not only very busy, he has moved up slightly since working with Seagal, I guess. And perhaps he has some talent? Say what you want about _Beyond the Law,_ but it appears to be competently shot, at least.
I think Erin needs an Only Feets account. But seriously I've never understood how a man can look at a beautiful woman and think "ooooh feet". That's like taking a bottle of fine wine and thinking "ooooh the cork". But whatever floats your boats boys. My boat sunk a long time ago and it would take a Titanic level recovery mission to bring it back so...party on.
Johnny Messner, it was bugging me where I'd seen him before but then remembered he was a soldier in "Tears of the Sun" and that construction guy in the diner that Denzel smoked in The Equalizer. "Is it just you or we waiting for someone else?"
I dare never look how many Seagals you have left - it’s how I got into you guys and amongst my fave eps! Here in West Mids UK, England have just lost the final; this is now my happy time. Thanks JB & SBIG.
I had a Jason-like epiphany when finally remembered where I recognised that old black guy from... Bill Cobb, he played Emory Erikson, the inventor of the Star Trek transporter in an episode of Enterprise (which seems to be 100% the same character manorisms as in this movie). Apparenly, he died less than a month ago at the age of 90.
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That Shockmaster impression is the best! You should do that in every episode! :D :D
Someone else mentioned this, but the guy who shot the son was the redheaded bully Scott Farkus in Christmas Story, and the main actor in Postal, a great choice for So Bad It's Good.
Me, catching up during deployment boredom: "Weng Weng looks fun, Roller Blade looks ridiculous...nope. Shit on sifu, cause that's how I found this channel."
My theory is that Seagal and his buddies got really coked up one day in 2013, shot a totally nonsensical 15 hour movie, then after they sobered up, they cut the movie up into 90 minute chunks, and they've been releasing them as separate movies ever since.
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Finally Jason!!!
Dave brought up how you don't know any 90's rappers or any 90's r&b singers :D
God bless you both You and Dave for that one.
Aren't the best Seagal movies the ones he is barely in?
4:52 don't know if someone else put it or you figure out later that the robot gym teacher from class of 1999
Bummer, dude. It's only at 8k views. Still time to fix it
Only Sifu may receive my permission to delete me.
From IMDB; it’s hilarious:
“Seagal was stung by a wasp in his trailer and was very distressed and upset about it. Bizarrely he refused first aid but instead demanded an ambulance to take him to hospital. He didn't return to set for a week, causing scenes to be shot much differently and also using a body double. Despite production problems, the cast and crew was happy to have a week without Seagal on set.”
HAHa
The wasp thing was a cover story - Segall was on a top secret CIA mission in [REDACTED] to silence a high level political figure, disarm a couple of stolen nukes, hump a few lingerie models and lay waste to a cartel drug network.
Yup, it was a busy week for Sensei Wide-load.
Even the wasp knew he was bad news.
That wasp literally said: "Maybe I don't want to be the bad guy anymore"
Seagal is so disliked that even IMDB couldn't help but shit on the guy.
That is hilarious 😂
Bill Cobbs is a legendary character actor. His filmography is insane. He just recently passed away too. I swear the man seemed like he was born looking like he was age 60!
I'm not sure why you included the "lol" ... Rest in peace, Mr. Cobbs
@@1970DAH It was a reflex referring to the fact that he always seemed like he was old even when he was young.
Died like three weeks ago. Yeah probably most recognisable from Demolition Man but he was in a tonne of stuff, you've definitely seen him as a guest star on a TV episode, shows up in a bunch of cool shit. RIP dude
RIP. He was a damn good pilot.
In over 200 movies and tv shows!
Aannndddd I just realized I didn't use our SIFU SEAGAL intro. I'm dumb.
Ya big dummy 😁
Too many “talents” viewed in a short amount of time has an effect on a man.
Reupload it?
Dammit now I can't "enjoy" SIFU!!!
Booooooooo!
Mad respect to Bill Cobbs, who appeared in nearly 200 movies and television shows in 50 years!! Passed away at 90 this June
RIP to a man who classed up many a scene.
I knew him from Dino Dana! Don’t judge me! RIP
Now that was a man who knew how to use the three seashells
Legend
RIP
Someday Jason Brant and Space Ice will run out of Sifu movies to watch
I mean.... It's GOTTA happen eventually, right?
There are plenty of other bad movies out there. Hopefully, Space Ice can find some. I know Jason will.
I can't wait for that day.
They'll review Sifu's music albums.
Space Ice basically shits on Seagull on every occasion which is kinda lame and not funny.
Jason, on the other hand, also makes fun of him but still gives him credit where it's valid like in Ticker or Exit Wounds.
And I personally prefer the second more reasonable approach.
"All you got to do is put a cheeseburger on the counter and you've got 15 minutes to get out."
You think it take 15 minutes for Seagal to eat a burger? He'll inhale that like he's at a Nathan's Hot Dog eating contest.
It's never a contest for Seagal; it's training.
You're not taking into account the 12 minutes it'll take him to walk over to the counter.
He ment to say a couple party packs form white Castles (48 sliders)
i wasn't going to write it. But I thought it very loud
1 minute for the burger, 14 minutes for a nap.
"I am the shockmaster."
I laughed so hard my dog got off the bed.😂
"I don't need to avenge my son right now."
"I can make another one." 😂
Seagal: "What the f*** is this???"
He's in the movie literally talking about the movie 😂
This should’ve been the final Seagal movie you watched.
It seems like all you have left are his good ones . Out for justice and under siege.
He has a lot of bad movies though I don't think they've watched them all 😂
Unfortunately, we have a lot of Seagal left.
@@JasonBrant Unfortunate for you... But highly fortunate for the SBIG Alumni :D
Hard to Kill and Marked For Death are reasonably entertaining. Best part of Marked For Death is Keith David.
Under Siege is elevated by having Tommy Lee Jones and Gary Busey as villians.
@@Dr.Thirteen-bb1ub ssshhhh. 🤫 don’t give any details away.
I want them to go into that movie with no prior knowledge.
The old black guy with the beard is Bill Cobbs RIP he died on the 25th June 2024. You will recognise him from "Night at the Museum" and "Demolition Man"
Took me a bit, but I got there. RIP
Don't forget "New Jack City". He's the one who kills Nino Brown at the end.
@@megamanxhunter Iv'e not watched New Jack City for years now thanks for that.
The Bodyguard as well
I recognized him from The Sopranos.
I love how Seagal's movies seem to have grown darker and darker whenever they show him...like the black hole he is literally manifests itself now.
He moves less and we see him less.
He has become a shadow of (several) of his former selves
light is struggling to escape his sheer gravitational field
@@TalosCreative😂. Nice one
Dave's that friend ya love because he genuinely appreciates the daft jokes you make and the more he laughs the more it encourages you to keep making em and you need that shit to get through shit films like this. If the film ain't entertaining you've gotta create the entertainment ya self 😂
We went off on a lot of tangents during this pile.
12:40 "at this point I'm considering blacking out"
LMAO
😂
Brian's tic is naming cars, Jason's is "He/She looks familiar" and Dave's is slurping his beer XD
9:49 R.I.P. Bill Cobbs
Great character actor
R.I.P. DMX...
RIP
When Sifu walked up to the table and asked “What the **** is this?”, he was talking to the director, writer and producer.
He was prob the writer
This movie is so bad it killed DMX
I met him at a Six Flags in NY one year. He was visiting with his family from Philly. Really nice guy and nice family. It was a family outing, not a gangster rap party. I guess he had demons he could not sort out.
Haha, goddamn.
You could say, it made him lose his mind.
Too soon
Lmfao
"They pissed on the body afterwards...he cried like a bitch" lol
Bill Cobbs died less than a month ago. He had almost 200 credits (according to IMDB). Anyone above the age of 30 ought know his face. Rest in peace, Mr. Cobbs.
I love everytime Jason mentions it’s a Steven Seagal movie night they react like they’ve just been kicked in the balls.
Wait until he watches Urban Justice or Red Dawn
25:31 That was really weird hearing Seagal yell. He mumbles so much that I didn't think he would ever raise his voice.
Maybe he thought it would be a big deal.
I kinda jumped
Old guy from Demolition Man just passed. Bill Cobbs.... RIP
ah no, i really liked that guy. So friendly
Be well mr Cobbs
RIP
Hiring DMX to act but not licensing any of his tracks is typical SBIG. Brilliant! Also, nice Dr Claw voice you have there.
That old black guy was already old when he was in demolition man lol
He's one of those guys who was born old
His name is Mr. Cobbs. He died last month at age 90.
Just looked up Bill cobbs he only died 26th june this year, aged 90! Demolition man was one of many, many roles including the bodyguard, night at the museum, the people under the stairs, the colour of money, trading places, new jack city and many more! RIP legend
Trading Places is such a comfort watch for me
I like that seagal is so stupid that they trick him into playing the villian without him knowing
This should be a disaster!! Can’t wait 😂
It's a rough one.
When you guys watch Seagal, I feel like a small child watching their daddy go into work in the coal mines: "No, daddy, don't go! That job is killing you!"
What’s scary is IMDb is saying that Seagal has three upcoming movies
Johnny Messner had supporting roles in Tears of the Sun and Running Scared.
Which might be where you know him from.
He also had a lead role in the 2004 sequel to 1997's Anaconda.
He was also pretty funny as Kevin Pollack’s henchman in The Whole Ten Yards
@@TheASSedoTV Yeah, it does sadden me that drivel like this movie is where Messner's career has gone to as I always liked him.
I love him in Tears of the sun... ❤ Total badass
Didn't forget his hitman role in 'The Equalizer'
MY HERO! MY IDOL! MY LOVE! SEAFU SEAGAL!!!!
The hero we deserve.
SEXUAL CHOCOLATE!!! “They play so well don’t yall agree?!”
That boy good...!
@@misterkami2
You’re so lovely...give yourself a round of applause
703am in Alaska, coffee and dabs ready to go, LET'S DO THIS!!!
This one sounds...... fun, lol! I got a new job, my hours aren't set yet, but I get to actually enjoy today's episode, so
ON WIT DA FUN
Jason remembering Bill Cobbs (RIP) at 10:13 is the kind of movie geekery I love so much- well done, sir 😂😂😂
Mr. Cobbs was in 200 movies/tv shows. You should have recognized him as well.
Took me a bit, but I got there.
I’m so early! What do I do with my hands!?!?
Keep the away from Sifu.
Weird theory: they just followed Segal around with a camera everywhere while he was constantly junked out till he secretly kicked the bucket a few years ago. Since then they've just been splicing him into stuff.
you know how Madonna has been stuck in british accent for 20 plus years Sifu stuck in a fake southern blaccent for close to that long
Steven Seagal doing a southern accent is hilarious 😂
Bill Cobbs - These are where I know him from.. I dont recognise much of the rest of his movies
Bartender in Trading places
The Bodyguard
Demolition Man
One of the old guards in Night at the Museum
Also the first Air Bud 😜
@@stephaanbishop1 never heard of that
8:55 Bill Cobbs, recently died R.I.P.
SIFU’n Sundays
My least favorite day of the month 🤮
@@JasonBrant hahaha
Bill Cobbs had the literal killer last line in New Jack City: "IDOLATOR! YOUR SOUL IS REQUIRED IN HELL!!!". Wesley Snipes even posted the scene on Twitter the day Cobbs died. Rest in Peace.
The closeup on erins feet and all the pictures had me dying 😂please tell me you started a feet finder account i did for my wife
That older gent also kills Nino Brown (Wesley Snipes) at the end of ‘New Jack City’.
"Mr. Brown, your services are required in HELL!"
Seagal has bacon cheeseburgers in a blender and he's pounding shots.
25:31 Seagal didn't even have enough breath to rase his voice, they had to dub him lol
Daves laugh is infectious, you could have no idea what is going on, hear him laugh and join in!
The old black guy was also the old reverend in the sopranos episode "Do not resuscitate"
The weird shot of Seagal in the back of the car, it legit looks like they photoshopped his head onto a stock photo …🤣
Beyond the Law? Is this movie about American Presidents? I heard they just changed the law so presidents can never be charged with crimes?
Are we sure Seagal has retired?
According to IMDB, he has two movies in pre-production. One being a sequel to Above the Law.
Of course it could be subject to change as a few months ago, a sequel to A Good Man was also listed as being in pre-production.
Those have been on there for years.
@@JasonBrant For the sake of you guys' sanity, I hope you are right.
8:31 those grave markers were just black text slapped over the video 🤣😂🤣😂
"Brawndo" "its what plants crave."
Great shirt. Great episode guys. Thanks as always.
Jason, you clearly have an uncanny, superpower-level ability to identify and recall B-list actors. Use your powers only for good.
Steven Seagal has the articulation of an 81 year old, senile president.
Top 3 greatest martial artists of all time
1. Steven Seagul
2. Frank Dux
3. Jake Paul
Count Dante is the Babe Ruth of this list. Seagal’s like Barry Bonds.
Bouncer is Patrick Kilpatrick, the Sandman from Death Warrant. He was also in Under Siege 2 and Class of 1999.
It's got electrolytes...
Water is for toilets.
@JasonBrant that's pretty good... you sure YOU ain't the smartest guy in the world?
I think Sifu need some Brawndo cuz he and his entire movie ain't got electrolytes
The thirst mutilator!
@@CyberBeep_kenshimore like hunger mutilator
Morgan Freeman's great grandfather also played in New Jack City. He's the one who shot Wesley Snipes in the courthouse after the trial...
Watching Jason process & recall b movie actors is hella fun
LMAO! Steven Seagal's phone beep @ 16:35 sounds like my pizza oven telling me that I have one minute left.
Nas did a good album with Damian Marley...
Yea, it was pretty good
at 8:32 as Dave approaches the headstones you can see how UTTERLY digital all the writing on them is. LMAO
my facial recognition software hasnt been updated since the 90s
The Steven Seagal Guide To Coolness: don't annunciate.
4:41 and probably picked the strippers himself 🤣🤣🤣
You know, there is a martial arts revenge game called Sifu. Someone should mod the game to make the character be Steven Seagal. They could probably switch the main characters voice lines with his.
I'm surprised you guys didn't recognize the actor that played Skut Farkas in A CHRISTMAS STORY.
Jason your mind for B and C movie tier actors is truly rain man level.
Lolols. THat one dude is "Scut Farkus!" the mean red headed kid from A Christmas Story ..Zack Ward.
dave is my spirit human! look at that salt and pepper beard!!
“You can have pictures of my feet”
I love the Brawndo shirt. It's what plants want.
This movie should be called "Too fat for the law."
The beginning of Erin's ad 😂😂😂😂
Own those feet pics. All publicity is good publicity. 🤣🤣. Why I love this channel. No fucks given. Keep up the good work.
Erins legs n feet comment was funny XD
Great to see Seagal back again!? I have seen this one, I noticed he was only standing for the opening then sitting for the next shot!? 😂
The old guy was in night at the museum. Your welcome 🤣👍🏼
Surprised Jason didn't recognize Zach Ward. I mean, these guys HAVE to have seen Postal by this point.
Also was Scott Fukis (bully kid) in Christmas Story!
Segals belt was beyond breaking point.
Its hilarious how (so far) Seagals' last movie ended with him going to Jail.
By the way, I find the filmography of its director, James Cullen Bressack, to be kinda interesting: He was born in 1992, making him 27 when he directed this. He did his first short film in 2004, his first feature-length film in 2011, did a Mockbuster (13/13/13) for The Asylum in 2013 and a number of other low-budget features since. Since _Beyond the Law,_ he did (among other things) two of Bruce Willis' late Direct-to-Video-Flicks _(Survive the Game_ and _Fortress),_ one Film with Mel Gibson _(Hot Seat),_ and is currently working on _Darkness of Man_ with Jean Claude van Damme. So, he's not only very busy, he has moved up slightly since working with Seagal, I guess. And perhaps he has some talent? Say what you want about _Beyond the Law,_ but it appears to be competently shot, at least.
I think Erin needs an Only Feets account. But seriously I've never understood how a man can look at a beautiful woman and think "ooooh feet". That's like taking a bottle of fine wine and thinking "ooooh the cork". But whatever floats your boats boys. My boat sunk a long time ago and it would take a Titanic level recovery mission to bring it back so...party on.
Johnny Messner, it was bugging me where I'd seen him before but then remembered he was a soldier in "Tears of the Sun" and that construction guy in the diner that Denzel smoked in The Equalizer. "Is it just you or we waiting for someone else?"
The latter was a bit part, but memorable
I feel like Seagul is going to be one of those buggers that, despite his lifestyle and weight, will outlive many of us.
I dare never look how many Seagals you have left - it’s how I got into you guys and amongst my fave eps!
Here in West Mids UK, England have just lost the final; this is now my happy time. Thanks JB & SBIG.
I had a Jason-like epiphany when finally remembered where I recognised that old black guy from...
Bill Cobb, he played Emory Erikson, the inventor of the Star Trek transporter in an episode of Enterprise (which seems to be 100% the same character manorisms as in this movie).
Apparenly, he died less than a month ago at the age of 90.
That Shockmaster impression is the best! You should do that in every episode! :D :D
Someone else mentioned this, but the guy who shot the son was the redheaded bully Scott Farkus in Christmas Story, and the main actor in Postal, a great choice for So Bad It's Good.
Steven Seagal: A man who has become a walking parody of himself while also somehow being the only one who isn't in on the joke 🤣🤣
Seagul the type of guy to develop telekinesis through evolution so he can grab food without moving
Me, catching up during deployment boredom: "Weng Weng looks fun, Roller Blade looks ridiculous...nope. Shit on sifu, cause that's how I found this channel."
Didnt know Seagal quit in 2019. Figured he was still pumping out 4 "movies" a year
Steven Seagal just showed he's one of the actors in the action genre.
The obviously photoshopped grave stones at the beginning are hilarious
That ad by Erin... hahah
My theory is that Seagal and his buddies got really coked up one day in 2013, shot a totally nonsensical 15 hour movie, then after they sobered up, they cut the movie up into 90 minute chunks, and they've been releasing them as separate movies ever since.
I would pay so much money to be able to watch Sifu watch and react to all these episodes....I'd sell my house if needed.